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Talking Laughing Loving BreathingBathtub Spaghetti (w/ Gwen Sunkel)Comedian Gwen Sunkel joins us to talk about her new album No More Tears, which is OUT NOW and already a literal best seller, can you imagine??? In this episode: nose picking, the extravagance of the daytime bath, and the state of terror you live in when you've kept a borrowed item for so long you become too scared to give it back. Consider this episode a little appetizer, the perfect amuse-bouche before you feast on No More Tears!Download 'No More Tears' wherever you find musicFollow Gwen Sunkel on Instagram: @gwenderwoman...2022-03-0333 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingGift Card to a Therapy Website w/ Christy DeGallerie and Brejai Evans (Tampa Baes Ep 4 Recap)Writers and it couple Christy DeGallerie and Brejai Evans are everything Haley and Murph WISH they could be - brilliant...hot...funny...in L...and on our pod this week. They bring some spicy takes and explain why, no, Marissa's mom is NOT just "being really mean." A former Tampa resident, Brejai gives us the cultural and geographical lessons we need to enrich our understanding of the text that is Tampa Baes, and Christy diagnoses the REAL problem with Haley and Murph's pool party: the food. 2022-01-2748 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingThe Emotional Texture of a Boyfriend w/ Carmen Christopher (Tampa Baes Ep 3 Recap)This is Tampa Baes through the eyes of our straight cis man consultant Carmen Christopher. Carmen is unblinded by horniness for Shiva and has some spicy and sobering takes on our fav silly billy boy and the rest of the Baes. This episode imagines a world in which straight people and gay people can look past their differences and come together in the face of one terrifyingly unhinged enemy: Murph.Watch Carmen Christopher: Street Special on PeacockFollow Carmen Christopher on Instagram: @carmenyescarmenFollow the unofficial Talking Laughing Loving Breathing Instagram: @gay_handle2022-01-0428 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingLove, Your Baby Girl (Tampa Baes Ep 2 Recap)Dear Mom and Dad, please send money - we don't have real jobs and we spend all our time watching entire seasons of vapid reality television because we find ONE person MODERATELY hot. Love, Your Baby Girl 2021-12-2138 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingWe Can't All Be *Truly* Gay (Tampa Baes Ep 1 Recap)Despite knowing that we only get one life, and that that life could end at truly any moment and we could unknowingly be down to our literal last hours to live, we've made the gorgeous, perfect decision to recap Amazon's incredible new program Tampa Baes - and this is the first episode. Can't stress enough that no one is making us do this! 'Scuse the audio hiccups, and eat up, babes. 2021-12-0933 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingIn Defense of CultsThis gorgeous little episode was recorded in September, but rest assured we're still the same girls we were back then - still terminally addicted to our phones, still horny for sponges, still scarred from our Catholic upbringing, and we still think, sometimes, in some cases, SOME cults...might actually be kinda tight.2021-11-0938 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingYou Kick Like a Girl (That's a Compliment)This episode can't do the work FOR you, but it can help you explore why you feel the need to be self deprecating vis-à-vis Olivia Rodrigo. It can't tell you who the Rolling Stones drummer is, but it can give you tools to mask your ignorance. It can't build you an outhouse, but it can illuminate the ways in which you've brought capitalism with you into the forest.2021-09-1425 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingxX~BeAuTiFuL DiSaStEr~Xx*A medium-sized content warning: eating disorders; abortion.*Our grandmothers quilted so we could watch YouTube videos while we brush our teeth. Being the star of a tragedy remains an intoxicating fantasy. Forget what you heard about TV being bad - it's not the '90s anymore, babe! Ben Folds Five needs to get on the right side of history, like 311 is.2021-09-0730 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingGuys, Should We Buy Porn?The most maligned food in history (pasta) is rewriting her own story. Carrie Bradshaw's midriff remains a cultural touchstone. We don't like who we were at high school cast parties. Bachelor in Paradise is an emotional anchor. The most beautiful gift one human can give another is pretending their computer viruses weren't caused by excessive porn use. 2021-08-3132 min
Talking Laughing Loving BreathingMezcal and Molly GogglesThis week, we're singlehandedly destroying the rainforest with a new TikTok obsession. We're teaching ourselves to play poker to impress Shane McCutcheon. We're riding to the vape shop on Channing Tatum's handlebars. We're doing whatever it takes to get the part. We're writing 'Rosie O'Fucking Donnell' in our gratitude journals 100 times. 2021-08-2425 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingSome Girls Are GlitterAngels, in place of an episode description, we're offering a *CONTENT WARNING* instead. We wandered into some dark territory regarding personal histories of eating disorders, and we did some healing and also even some laughing - what feels cathartic for us might not for you, and we invite you to skip this ep if that feels right. 2021-08-1734 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingMonies for Mother GodThis episode is a Chex Mix. It's a Munchies variety bag. It's like when you go to a candy shop and pick out your fave candies and you kinda mess around with trying different candies together and that feels dangerous. A few of our fave candies this week: a mini gay breakup. A YouTube cult leader. Black Widow as a feminist text. Sexy Beasts, the literal worst show that has ever been made. By the end of this episode, one thing is clear: we all need to go to the forest.2021-08-1026 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingJenniferAnistonActress@yahoo.comWhat you are about to witness is two girls, high on a USWNT quarterfinals win at the famed Olympic Games. Two girls, full of hope and on the brink of womanhood, who saw their lives unfurling before them, long and happy and uncomplicated. By the time you hear this, they have already been heartbroken by the subsequent loss to Canada in the semifinals, but for one glittering moment that summer...two girls DREAMED. 2021-08-0332 minTalking Laughing Loving Breathing6 Degrees of Gwen Stefani (w/ Sam Speegs)It was 2012 - everything was okay, and nothing was okay. We were trying out pocket squares and oxfords like we were gonna live forever. We had never heard of a GSA. We had hitched ourselves to Eve Ensler's wagon and we were riding it for all it was worth. It would be years before we'd have bedframes or find out that Amazon was bad. There was one name on everyone's lips: Sam Speegs. 2021-07-2726 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingForgive Me FatherGossip girls here, and it looks like confessionals aren't the only thing The Bachelorette and the Catholic Church have in common. ABC and the Vatican are both jacked on masturbation practices. We're fearful. We're turning to self help books. We're considering joining the convent. xoxo, J & C2021-07-2032 min
Bachelor TheoryBachelor Theory, You Did Not Get a Rose - Say Your GoodbyesBachelor Theory is saying goodbye, but this is a triumphant ending! I've been so excited about another project and I know in my heart I'm not in Bachelor Theory for the "right reasons" anymore. I would love for you to find me on Talking Laughing Loving Breathing (podcast and YouTube show) with Crosby Fitzgerald, and we're absolutely going to be covering The Bachelor there in the future, along with a ton of other stuff. Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving my pandem pod a shot!2021-07-1408 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingA Letter to Ellen (w/ Christy Degallerie)Our very first guest episode...CAN YOU IMAGINE. Long before Christy Degallerie was a writer, artist, and producer, she was just a little girl who dared to dream a gay little dream. And that dream? Involved Ellen. Hold onto your snapbacks, y'all, cuz no one's getting out of this episode without a huge crush on Christy and a new outlook on America's first cancelled lesbian.2021-07-1334 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingGirls Going to the Mall During ChristmasYour favorite intellectuals are covering Cara Delevingne's Architectural Digest home tour, debriefing on parties we went to this weekend, and meditating on the close of Pride month. And in the end, we find that maybe, just maybe...lesbians aren't so scary after all.2021-07-0637 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingSoccer Gay or Basketball GayLabeling is reductive, but you're either a soccer gay or a basketball gay. A Megan baby or a Sue baby. A butch elder or a millennial podcaster. A Kate or a Leisha, or in some cases even a Gwyneth. We're here to help you put yourself in a box. Welcome to Talking Laughing Loving Breathing, angels.2021-06-2927 minTalking Laughing Loving BreathingTalking Laughing Loving Breathing TrailerMany people don't know that the first Pride was a podcast. And that podcast? Was Talking Laughing Loving Breathing. Hosted by Crosby Fitzgerald and Julia DeLois, Talking Laughing Loving Breathing is a show about gay. But not just about gay! About other stuff too. We're two horny queers who have spent the last 10 years texting feverishly about lesbo life, pop culture, the internet, and all the other shit deadbeat white girl millennials talk about. One day we said, "You know who needs to hear this?" and the answer was a resounding, "All." Bon appétit, queers and allies. 2021-06-2612 minBachelor TheoryA Long Line of Silly Billies (with Crosby Fitzgerald)Actress, comedian and Georgia peach Crosby Fitzgerald joins me to talk about what it's like to be living in a time not only when women are able to drive Jeeps, but also a time when moms can be named Lauren. Crosby recognizes those skydiving instructors for the clowns that they are, and confides in us about a relationship problem she's having (her girlfriend won't play Guess Who? with her).2021-02-251h 15