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Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)A Human Loaf with the Face of a BulldogMaking a Muscle Boy is back and thiccer than ever! Also keep an ear out for Truckdate and Missed Connections. Thanks for listening!www.coolparents.co2025-04-301h 04Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)So Beauty, So GoodessWhat will Justy Boy do once he dawns the Pope hat? What was up with all those unused dwarfs? Are you manipulating time to make passive income in your 26 day work week? All the answers you seek, and many superb Pervert Proverbs, lie within...www.coolparents.co2025-04-231h 16Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Best Goofs! (Ep. 291 - 330)Justy Boy's sick as a damn dog, so check out these hand-picked prime goofs from episodes past and we'll see ya next week!www.coolparents.co2025-04-0958 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)C:\USERS\CURTIS\DOWNLOADS\Curtis digs through his Downloads folder.www.coolparents.co2025-03-1238 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)The East Boston Yo-Yo WizardWe got some updates from Charles Loescher you won't wanna miss. Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections and we're doing that unnamed segment about movie plots based off only their titles.
www.coolparents.co2024-11-131h 04Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Neutral Witch HotelGet ready for a special Halloween installment of A.I. Dungeon! Also, a new Pome from Justy Boy. Please do enjoy, please.
www.coolparents.co2024-10-3058 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Sick Boyz Birthday SpecialIt's Curtis' birthday and the boys are home sick... TIME TO TALK SHIT!
www.coolparents.co2024-09-1328 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)"3 Ninjas" Listen-Along CommentaryJusty Boy is out sick this week, so listen to this commentary we did for Patreon on the 1992 classic "3 Ninjas." It's seriously very good!
www.coolparents.co2024-09-111h 43Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Teenage Jockstrap (10 ft. Ball Bag)Certified Fresh on Rotten Topangos! This one's hot to the touch. We got Truckdate, Missed Connections, and Making a Muscle Boy, so strap in!
www.coolparents.co2024-07-241h 19Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)I Intend to Eat Every HoleJusty Boy brought us some Missed Connections to chew on! We also have some interesting news to discuss and we tasked A.I. with making The Shaggs' "My Pal Foot Foot" lyrics into a good song. The results are very interesting!
www.coolparents.co2024-05-011h 06Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)1,000% Spaghetti BoysMaking a Muscle Boy is here to rock your world! In other news, we got Rodeo Rhymes. Enjoy!
www.coolparents.co2024-03-131h 01Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Crocodile Dun-DIDThis one's really good, don't miss it. Justy Boy is back and we're looking at Yearbook Photos, The Book of 2 Chainz, Bigfoot Update, and some amazing A.I. Songs!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2024-02-281h 21Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Juice Box MafiaWitness BWETT as he magnificently fills in for Justy Boy!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2024-02-211h 20Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Big Dang Dutch Takes on the Goo ChildDon't miss this one, we've got Umpdate! We've got A.I songs! We've got a prank phone call! And our main event is a new variation of Making a Muscle Boy! Exclamation point!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2024-01-031h 11Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Buck 'n' RutYou folks huckin' butt or what?
We've got some Yearbook Bios leftover from Justy Boy's senior class and a selection of Tindergarten Cops submissions. But first, we must discuss truck... TRUCKDATE!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-12-271h 04Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Titans of PangeaSuno AI takes center stage as we use it to create some true musical masterpieces. Also, get ready for a very special Brain War and part one of Justy Boy's graduating class of 2008's Senior Bios!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-12-201h 07Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Road Boy's MixtureTindergarten Cops is out, POF Cops is in!
Also, stick around till the end for a couple fresh prank phone calls.
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-12-131h 07Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Beach MilfA.I. Dungeon is back along with Chatbot Poetry! Justy Boy has some Boston Missed Connections, too. Also, an introduction to the country nu-metal of Ryan Jesse... gross.
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-11-081h 08Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Best Goofs! (Ep. 201 - 235)Curtis got sick and couldn't record, so here's a "best of" episode to hold you over until next week's episode (which will be glorious). Enjoy!
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2023-10-181h 12Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Egg Type BeatChris "Milkman" is with us today and we're checking out the senior bios in the yearbook for his graduating class of 2007! We also have some exceptional Buttermans to share and Justy Boy delivers a beautiful poem about egg.
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-10-041h 36Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Semi-Hard LifeJusty Boy brought some instant classic Missed Connections to share and Curtis brough some exceptional Googie Reviewbies. All that and more in this bombshell episode of the Cool Parents Podcast!2023-09-271h 01Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)The GurglerHere's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans.
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-08-301h 15Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)ClumpJusty Boy brought some segments including Jabroni Jamboree and Missed Connections. We also dip into the question bag for a round of Can I Axe You A Question, B?
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-07-1959 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Rippin' Butts With ScoobyJusty Boy has an amazing poem loosely based on his childhood in Revere, MA. We also talk about Alan Jackson's daddy and the lyrics for his silly country tune "Drive (For Daddy Gene)" and then we have another installment of the fan favorite segment Making a Muscle Boy!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-05-241h 28Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)The Myth Of The Male Mons PubisJusty Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War!
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www.patreon.com/coolparents2023-03-151h 00Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Lizard Alert!Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss...
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2023-03-0859 minCool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Bone PotionsToday, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business.
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www.linktr.ee/coolparents2023-02-151h 16Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Murderfied: An Dungeon Mystery At 10,000 FeetsHello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening!
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2023-02-081h 10Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)It's More Than A Truck, It's A Friend Of MineIt's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck.
Additionally, we have a new installment of Googie Reviewbies and Curtis predicts a new aesthetic movement: Covidcore.
If you like our show and want to show your support as well as gain access to hours and hours...2023-01-181h 15Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Those Who No Longer DoI hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course!!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo...
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2023-01-111h 01Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Pincer (2000, dir. David Fincher)Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture!
Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him.
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www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-12-281h 05Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Soaked In Milk & VictoriousMaking a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more.
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-12-141h 09Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Duplicate My GrooveThe Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree. Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business!
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-11-161h 10Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)The Grotus TapesThis episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee, and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME. Enjoy!
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Brand new IKEA product name game!
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Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Hawk Tuscon in the Age of the Robot SoldiersJusty Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies!
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Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Sumerian DripJusty Boy got his hands on some letters written to his sister from Korean teenage English students and they are truly interesting. And back by popular demand is part 2 of the infamous Jesse Ventura hypercut podcast interview. We also talk alien hair, Kate Nash, and FOOTBALL!
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Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)She-Thang in the Flesh WorldMaking a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts...
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2022-06-291h 16Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Have a Good Organism (Because Vagina)Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate! G'head, listen!
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www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-06-081h 00Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Jazz II: Shrink Wrap That RatJazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions, "Bubble Boy," and more!
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-06-011h 01Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Clifestyles of the Rich & FamousOur special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox, a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: "Paranormal Destination." Don't miss this one!
www.linktr.ee/coolparents2022-05-251h 20Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)That's Verb, My GuyWe took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs.
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Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Odd PlumJusty Boy has a new segment! It's called Pomp Quiz. We also have some high school yearbook photos to review. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents2022-03-301h 22
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Some Type of SickThis one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents 2022-01-261h 09
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)188 - PlissI heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents2021-09-151h 21
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)187 - Plump GoddessMore news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do! www.patreon.com/coolparents2021-09-081h 10
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)184 - 100% Sticky (What the Horse Knows...)Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolparents2021-08-181h 12
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)179 - An PegasusJusty Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah! We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans. Thanks for listening and don't forget to hop on our Patreon and support the cause! You'll also get some hot bonus content: www.patreon.com/coolparents2021-07-1453 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)168 - Ghosts Don't Wear Leather Jackets"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities via the sick smart phone app Necrophonic. Subscribe to our Patreon to support the show and get some dope bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents2021-04-281h 02
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)151 - Dope Runt in the Bongo ZoneHave you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks!2020-12-301h 13
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)150 - The Legend of Goof Nugget: Bigfoot's BountyOn this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!2020-12-231h 20
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)149 - A Gutter Punk ChristmasOhhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar, and Scottish snow plows! 2020-12-161h 05
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)148 - RodLook out for Rod and Mr. Meat! We've got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?!2020-12-091h 08
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)147 - Ghost Train HusseinGot lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!2020-12-021h 15
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)146 - Bingo Night in the Kingdom of HeavenPlease do not say a prayer for my motha, for she has been expelled from the Kingdom of Heaven. Instead, listen to us goof off real niiiiice! We'll solve a mystery or two and talk a little Tough Guy Poetry so tune in, would ya?2020-11-251h 12
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)145 - Billy Brews & The Famous PilgrimsTHE PILGRIM IS HERE.2020-11-1855 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)144 - The Cinnamon SubmissionHave you ever wanted to do bath salts with Jesus of Nazareth? Of course you have, so just join us, would ya?! And guess what. Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance!2020-11-111h 07
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)143 - Joe's PumpSomehow Joe Exotic's penis pump was not the spookiest part of Ghostober 2020. Zozo stole the show!2020-11-0459 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)142 - El Chupacaballo (A.K.A. Night Horse)Other titles considered for this episode: Horse Trap Horsetopus Horse Morsel Horseferatu El Chupacaballo (The Horse Sucker) Insane Horse Pussy Horse Terrors Horse Cork Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse! Happy Heckoween!2020-10-291h 34
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)141 - Never Trust a HagridCan't get enough Ghostober? Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex!2020-10-211h 10
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)140 - Speak the Latin, Become the WormWe're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves?2020-10-141h 05
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)139 - Body (Parts) of ChristThis one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober, Groff the Chain makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own "Bowl Cut Yowie" and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?2020-10-071h 16
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)138 - Unravelling the Human Pop Tart Putty MonsterHope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse.2020-09-301h 09
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)137 - Are You Afraid of the Blood Mummy?It's almost Ghostober, folks! That means we're talking about them BIG pumpkins! Sure, we may discuss a truck or two, but they're electric so are they even really trucks? You be the judge. And then we move on to our very spooky conclusion in which we watch not one, but two episodes of Nickelodeon's classic Are You Afraid of the Dark?! Beware the BLOOD MUMMY!2020-09-231h 19
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)136 - Experimental AmoebaIt's FORD TRUCK MONTH, BABY! And we're getting all the truck out of our system before Ghostober comes around. That means we're talkin' Toby Keith and Kid Rock. There's plenty to love in this episode, so give it a listen, would ya?! We'll be sure to give you the ol' Kid Rock Salute.2020-09-161h 11
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)135 - WAP (Wet Ass Poetry)Are you a fan of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's smash hit "WAP"? If so, you came to the right place. Listen to us deconstruct the track's controversial lyrics in the climaxxx of this episode! If you like glory holes, you've also come to the right place, because we're discussing their resurgence amid the current COVID pandemic. Also in this episode: a special Tony Hawk's Pro Skater edition of Butter Man!2020-09-091h 12
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)134 - Colossus is a ScorpionTopics covered in this episode: Skull Skirt/Dome Crown Super Machino Jungle Heaven Master Chief from the popular video game series Halo Nick Pit Nick Pit's Big Beard Company Nick Pit's Pit Pit in general Colossus' waxed scorpion body Mt. Pico and so much more! 2020-09-021h 11
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)133 - The Humble CornholerCurtis went up the country and did some cornholin' with the boys. Justy Boy looked at Craig's List's Missed Connections and got sad. Then Spineshank changed the world of rock n' roll in another installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Now... may I see it?2020-08-261h 05
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)132 - The First & Last Caveman: The Joe Rogan ExperienceThis episode is brought to you by the letter "C" for caveman! The first ever caveman podcast was from the original caveman: Joe Rogan. Of course, this was way back in the times of the cavemans of Pangea. Wanna learn more about cavemans? We have a segment for that! We're also diving back into some senior yearbook quotes from 2003! Listen, come on, listeeennn!2020-08-191h 06
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)131 - Weaponized Horse CleatHumans should have horseshoes. It just makes sense. Today we're looking at another wonderful Android game called Super Miami Girl: City Dog Crime and topping it all off with some Pervert Proverbs!2020-08-1256 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)130 - Amazing Spider Rope Frog HeroAmazing Spider frog is new fantastic Spider game. K? Fly like a flying hero with Iron Rope Hero and take down The Bad Gangster. Want to know more about Frog rope game? Listen to this episode. Other topics include: Bionic pee pee Green Banana Blue hole Worm cult Mud Church Moon harpies Seriously folks, you don't want to miss this one!2020-08-051h 02
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)129 - "I'm Rocky Balboski, Punch My Meat"Justy Boy's taking the reigns for this one! Get ready for a journey through British slang and 2003 yearbook quotes in another instant classic episode of the Cool frickin' Parents Podcast. Warning: This episode contains monster erotica. Please be discrete, ok?2020-07-291h 13
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)128 - Cotton Eye Puff (on VH2)The worst song ever written... but viewed through the eyes of a young Puff Daddy. Tough Guy Poetry featuring a band called Soil. A new musical genre called Mountain Funk. Lisa Loeb. All that and more on this installment of the Cool Parents Podcast!2020-07-221h 01
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)127 - Blood LightDid you think you could escape the BOPIS? You just can't, you'll have to learn to live with it. Learn to love the BOPIS. We're also taking some time to answer some of the internet's questions and to discuss Lil Wayne's big worm farm.2020-07-1552 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)126 - BOPISGot a new ear worm for ya: BOPIS. It's a big deal. Trust me.2020-07-0859 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)125 - Jesus Was a CucumberYou like VeggieTales? Yeah? Then you'll love this podcast!2020-07-011h 08
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)124 - Frequent SqueegeeNew segment alert! It's called Squat Watch and we're perusing the darkest corners of the internet in search of muscle-related questions that need answering. So get that ass to the grass and tune in, people!2020-06-241h 03
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)123 - Mud GarglerI bet you didn't know that the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" is actually about female empowerment. That's a fact and we're totally here for it. Listen to the story and then listen to us answer your questions about gargling, hot dogs, and everything in between!2020-06-171h 22
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)121 - Spirit Fight: Extendo StilettosGuess what, everybody. We're talkin' cryptids! Again! Except this time they're local to us here in New England. Ever seen a garden gnome come to life? Me neither, but I wouldn't really care to. And among other things, we're Making a Muscle Boy tonight, so expect bloodshed!2020-06-031h 11
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)120 - Bill MuddYou probably would like to know who Bill Mudd is... He's Brad Pitt's alter ego, so keep an eye out for Mr. William Bradley Mudd. WARNING: Contains much Sexy Boy.2020-05-271h 00
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)118 - Broken BenjaminBenjamin has been breaking for so long, it's time that boy breaks! Speaking of Sevendust, we're getting into some Tough Guy Poetry in this episode along with a brand new segment Don't Get Bent out of Snape. Don't miss it!2020-05-1357 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)116 - HippopotapusWhat is a Hippopotapus? We can't say for sure, but it's probably some sort of hybrid creature on exhibit now at Owen Wilson's zoo! He bought a zoo, wow! In this episode, we're talkin' shit about a lot of things, starting with the obviously disingenuous ad campaigns exploiting the COVID-19 pandemic. It's more fun than it sounds... Also, you won't want to miss the latest Fred Durst update. It's a doozy! And I'd be remiss not to mention the triumphant return of beloved sex symbol Sexy Boy! Now g'head and listen to our...2020-04-291h 06
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)108 - Carbon SmeekerCurtis doesn't care much for wrestling. Justy Boy does. Who cares? Stick around after our little argument for a reading of eleven year old Curtis' school project: an enthralling story about an undercover alien boy in Boston called The "Experiment." And don't forget to check out the new Cool Parents single Crazy If True, available know on all major music streaming services! bit.ly/crazyiftrue2020-03-041h 18
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)107 - Future GhostsStrap in for a wild ride to the moon and back with Justy Boy and his friend Andre the Giant. Then we're bringing back Groff the Chain in what may be a display of Nick Groff's most... poetic work yet.2020-02-2656 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)100 - TOOK: The Untimely Disappearance of Sexy Boy Justy BoyJusty Boy has gone missing. Can Curtis peel back the layers of a seedy New England criminal underworld and uncover the vast conspiracy that's concealing his whereabouts? The truth will shock you...2020-01-081h 29
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)93 - The Dart Cobra in "Operation Eyeball Tattoo"This may be the most outrageous Making a Muscle Boy this world has ever witnessed. We're talkin' snake creatures and the long-awaited return of the Neck! Also, Justy Boy presents an... interesting conspiracy theory regarding John Lennon's death. Hint: it involves Stephen King?2019-11-131h 04
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)86 - Small Man, Big PawsOlivia is back with us to finish what we never started the last time she was on the show! The big question: What would Curtis' animal counterpart be in the "bear/cub" culture? Spoiler: It's probably a ghost!2019-09-251h 04
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)85 - There Will Be MooseIt's time. Moose is risen. In this episode, we spoil the already rotten: Fred Durst's new film Moose (also known as The Fanatic by people who are wrong) and give our impressions. You won't want to miss it! This episode I mean, you may very well want to miss the movie. Ultimately, however, we do believe it's something you must witness at least once. It's ummm... it's really something... Justy Boy also introduces a new segment that has nothing to do with Fred Durst or John Travolta. Check it out!2019-09-181h 01
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)84 - Wayne Jetski's 3D HockeyOlivia joins us to chat a little bit about porn comments in Pervert Proverbs and we also discuss the possible celebrity couple names for her and our very own Justy Boy! Wanna know about Johnny Pelvis, ectogasm, and squishy music? We got you, homie. Thanks for listening!2019-09-111h 16
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)83 - CleatsJusty Boy is coming out of the dog house and we're talking about a promising new Travel Channel show by the name of Strange World, the return of XFL (it's just worse football), Bernie Sanders microimpressions, 2Chainz's section, The Sex Light™, Joe's aroma, a little Joker, and Fred Durst's Moose aka The Fanatic.2019-09-041h 08
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)79 - Daylight MummyThe bulk of this episode focuses on Making a Muscle Boy, in which we stage our first ever "Fatal 4-Way," which is not as sexy as it sounds, albeit still quite sexy. We also have a heck of a time talkin' Bigfoots and that weird Christian rap song from which Katy Perry allegedly stole. Thanks for tuning in!2019-08-071h 11
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)78 - Monster House 1: Demon House 2Justy Boy is a horse. End of paragraph. And speaking of Hoss, we dive into some Hosstory in this episode. We also talk Moose, prepare for Ghostober, and answer some big questions.2019-07-311h 05
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Best Goofs! (Ep. 1 - 20)Justy Boy has fallen ill, so here's a super sick compilation of some of our favorite clips from episodes 1 - 20. Check out bit.ly/cpsampler for even more! We'll be back next week with a real episode, thanks for listening and UNDERSTANDing!2019-07-1755 min
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)76 - Milk That MothJusty Boy unveils a story about a boy named Curtis and his sexual encounter with the Mothman. Have your tissues ready... and I don't mean for tears. But before that, we discuss the lyrics that make up a very good rap song from former Ghost Adventurer Nick Groff in a segment called Groff the Chain. Also discussed: human cows.2019-07-121h 02
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)64 - Brown SnowmanCurtis recaps Wrestlemania 35, much to the chagrin of Justy Boy (the actual resident wrestling fan) and then all your burning listener questions are answered! Maybe not all of them... But at least a few.2019-04-101h 12
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)60 - Garfield v. Terminator: Dawn of Justy BoyHi everybody! This here is our 60th episode. We're very proud of it. I hope you like it, and you should be sure to stick around till the end for some brand new, extra dank phone calls!2019-03-131h 23
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)58 - Fudge Man at the Pizza ExpressJusty Boy is sick and the energy is low, but the gags are still slammin'! We talk about Tom DeLonge, Korobeiniki, Family Values '98, and so much more. Also, listen to the world premiere of the hit rap tune Dick Like a Runt!2019-02-281h 13
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)57 - Fountains of Pain: An Excess of SuplexWe're talkin' about Bigfoots! Jose Canseco and Tom Delonge join the hunt for answers. Also, Curtis gives Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum a call to get the inside scoop on various orbs, demonds, ghost, etc. After that, you're in for some real romantic Pervert Proverbs as well as the introduction of two deadly new professional wrestlers in the latest installment of Making a Muscle Boy. Thanks for listening, y'all!2019-02-201h 11
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)HeckraiserPart 2 of the Ghoul Parents Halloween saga! For the first time ever, Justy Boy takes over as host an instantly regrets it. We talk demons and specters and wieners, etc. The usual stuff. Also, we finally hear from Justy Boy's dad! (Justy Man?) He schools us on how to catch a Bigfoot.2018-10-161h 17
Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)Craig's List ExorcistsIt's officially the spooOooOOOoOookiest time of the year and we're ready to deliver the chills! Justy Boy's sister, friend of the show, and all-around excellent gal Jaime joins us as we recollect our spookiest memories. We also chat about our favorite Halloween movies and the most haunted places in New Hampshire. Turn off the lights and get under your covers for safety!2018-10-101h 26