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Mystic Pizza MinuteMinute 104: The Stars of TomorrowIn our one hundred and fourth, and final, Minute, the movie is over. Your Mystic Pizza pals, David Hulford and John Windsor, look back at the film and the podcast that was. Topics include the Bechdel test, upcoming Robert Zemeckis film Welcome to Marwen, and Windsor's weird obsession with the 1995 film Casper. It has been a real and true pleasure recording this show for all of you, and we're proud of what we've made here. Thank you for listening.2018-07-0232 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 103: Finale, Part Two - Probably More Than The Movie Mystic Pizza Really Calls ForIn our one hundred and third minute, the credits keep rolling, as do your intrepid Mystic Pizza podcasters, traveling through Mystic, eating pizza and stealing hearts. All good things come to an end though, and as we head home, we reflect on the journey that was.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-06-2941 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 102: Finale, Part One - Welcome To MysticIn our one hundred and second Minute, the movie is over, but this podcasting journey has a few stops left before we can call it finished. Hulford, Windsor, and producer/driver Steve head north to Connecticut to see Mystic for themselves, try its pizza, and examine some of its landmarks.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-06-2536 minMystic Pizza MinuteTwo-Part Finale Begins Monday, June 25thMystic Pizza Minute's regularly scheduled broadcast is being temporarily delayed in order to prepare for our multipart finale, premiering this Monday, June 22nd. Same Mystic Pizza time, same Mystic Pizza channel. Catch the fever!2018-06-2200 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 101: Anybody Can Go To PrisonIn our one hundred and first Minute, Jojo joins Kat and Daisy out on the back porch of Mystic Pizza for a few final laughs before the camera slowly pans up to the stars above, and the credits beyond. Mystic Pizza Minute producer Steve joins John and David in the studio for the LAST standard format episode before we enter our grand finale. Topics discussed include the Electronic Entertainment Expo, the Free Willy franchise of films, and something Windsor calls "laugh takes".
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-06-1828 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 100: May We Have 100 MoreIn our big one zero zeroth Minute, Daisy 'scoopervises' Charlie as he mans the ice cream bucket before joining her sister Kat on their pizzeria's back porch. Mystic Pizza Minute is joined one last time by Caitlin Fontecchio for a talk about nostalgia based television adaptations of the late nineties and early two thousands, the ostensibly nice restaurants of South Florida, and a possible spiritual successor to the 1988 Julia Roberts vehicle Mystic Pizza.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-06-1532 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 99: Throwing Rocks is Super FunIn our ninety-ninth minute, wedding crasher Charley attempts to apologize to Daisy and in the process is enlisted to help serve ice cream. This week Hulford and Windsor are joined again by resident psycholinguistics expert Caitlin Fontecchio for a chat about adults imitating high school students, Wes Andersonian movie endings, and the simple joys of throwing rocks at passing vehicles and fellow children.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-06-1131 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 98: Tomatoed CheesecakeIn our ninety-eighth Minute, wedding crasher Charlie sneakily works his way to the back of Mystic Pizza. Hulford and Windsor are joined in-studio once more by Barbara Levin, a.k.a. Hulford's mom, who shares her knowledge of traditional Shavuot treats, the portrayal of intelligent female characters in cinema, and the proper amount of cocaine to bring to prom.
Special Guest: Barbara Levin2018-06-0829 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 97: People Are AnimalsIn our ninety-seventh Minute, Leona pulls Kat aside at Jojo's wedding and gives her a wedding gift of her own. Your humble Mystic Pizza podcast hosts are joined this week by Barbara Levin, a.k.a. David's mom. Hi Mom! They talk about all the things they got wrong about this movie, the inconsistent portrayal of gay characters in large tentpole franchise films, and the location of Windsor's conception/eventual death.
Special Guest: Barbara Levin2018-06-0427 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 96: The Portuguese Electric SlideIn our ninety-sixth Minute, Bill and Jojo are wed, guests are Borat-dancing at each other, and we are officially in the final stretch of this movie! Hulford and Windsor are alone in the studio one last time, talkin' dinosaurs, speculatin' about if humans had horns, and Google translatin' traditional Portuguese wedding songs into English. David makes a perfect inverted pyramid with his vape.
Special Guest: YOU2018-06-0120 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 95: When Pizza's On A BagelIn our ninety-fifth Minute, Leona explains to a caller that they don't take reservations, and Bill wears an all-white tuxedo for some yet unrevealed purpose. Windsor and Hulford are alone in the studio for one last round (should be all guest spots from here) and chat amicably about pizza bagels, four star rating systems, and the 2000 Minnie Driver vehicle, Return to Me.2018-05-2818 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 94: Face MimeIn our ninety-fourth Minute, Kat and Leona have their too-long hug interrupted by the Fireside Gourmet's long-awaited review of "the" Mystic Pizza. Dominique comes around for one last spin around the Mystic Pizza Minute carousel, joining Hulford and Windsor for a closure-filled talk about fire allergies, unwanted hugs, and the crankiest of cranky head chefs.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2018-05-2528 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 93: Ho Money is Yo' MoneyIn our ninety-third Minute, Nikki Travers serves as Tim's getaway driver, as Kat tears up his hush money check in the back. Hulford and Windsor welcome back to the studio popular recurring guest Dominique, and have a rambling conversation about brutally honest cults, enviable t-shirt necklines, and strategies to keep your man from pulling a Tim Travers.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2018-05-2132 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 92: A Letter of RecommendationIn our ninety second Minute, while they're in the neighborhood Tim Travers and Phoebe swing by Mystic Pizza to drop off some hush money. Windsor and Hulford are by their lonesome selves in the studio again, and take the opportunity to share some Infinity War spoilers, transportation woes, and vague disappointment in Westworld season 2.2018-05-1825 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 91: Horatio and TammyIn our ninety-first Minute, Daisy calls out Charley and then back at the titular pizza place, Kat receives an unexpected visitor... Hulford and Windsor are alone in the studio this week and go over some workplace drama at Jiminy Cricket's, discuss the universal applicability of pumpkin imagery in autumn-based holidays, and wistfully recall a bygone era of public smoking.2018-05-1428 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 90: KronumIn our ninetieth Minute, Charlie trashes his family's dinner and Kat takes the opportunity to make an early exit. It's part two of Mystic Pizza Minute's second annual sweeps week, and Hulford and Windsor are joined in the studio by Steve Chandler (as well as another Steve, our editor) for a lively discussion about Trump's doctor getting his office raided, middle school freak-outs, and Kronum, the sport of kings!
Special Guest: Steve Chandler2018-05-1130 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 89: Millennials Have PodcastsIn our eighty-ninth Minute, things get a little awkward at dinner between Daisy and Charlie's racist aunt. It's sweeps week again at Mystic Pizza Minute, and your favorite Mystic Pizza pod-pals are joined in studio by new guest Steve Chandler (not to be confused with editor Steve Richardson, who is also in the studio) to exchange information about hacking friends' Facebook profiles, the historic beef (or lack thereof) between the English and the Portuguese, and the noble profession of steam pipe fitting.
Special Guest: Steve Chandler2018-05-0728 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 88: The Fiftieth Heaviest GasIn our eighty-eighth Minute, you're gonna hear some serious shit as Daisy runs into an old friend while having dinner at the Windsor household. Your faithful hosts go on a conversational journey touching on topics including the secrets of Freemasonry and strange bugs that look like flowers or live under the sea.2018-05-0428 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 87: The Plight of the Pizza PodcasterIn our eighty-seventh Minute, fresh off an awkward conversation with her mom, Daisy heads to lobster dinner at the Windsor household. Your hosts, Hulford and Windsor, are alone in the studio and morale might be kind of low. Nevertheless, they persist, and have an intimate discussion about parade floats, occurrences of incest in America's upper crust, and then take listeners on a behind-the-scenes look at the making of Mystic Pizza Minute.2018-04-3028 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 86: Charisma is CurrencyIn our eighty-sixth Minute, Daisy asks her mom what she REALLY thinks of this Charlie fella she's seeing. Levi Buffum finishes out his first guest turn on the show, talking with Hulford and Windsor about Mystic accents, Philadelphia style soft pretzels as easy meal substitutes, and the importance of parental approval in relationships.
Special Guest: Levi Buffum2018-04-2727 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 85: 80s Pizza TechnologyIn our eighty-fifth Minute, Hector Pleshette would just like the check, please. The crew of the good ship Mystic Pizza Minute welcomes aboard first time passenger Levi Buffum to talk about competitive dough spinning, sending coconuts in the mail, and our era of two liter soda bottles.
Special Guest: Levi Buffum2018-04-2324 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 84: Digital ScabsIn our eighty-fourth Minute, fireside gourmet Hector Pleshette spends a solid forty seconds eating our guest. Your faithful pizza boys are joined by the Mystic Pizza himself, and they have a pleasant chat about the filmography of Andy Warhol, Jaimie Kennedy's botched 2013 New Years celebration, and the state of food in modern cinema.
Special Guest: The Mystic Pizza2018-04-2034 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 83: The Mystic Pizza MinuteIn our eighty-third Minute, Kat serves an uncooked pizza to a pair of hungry customers, before going on to serve a certain very special guest... Speaking of very special guests, Mystic Pizza Minute is proud to welcome the film's titular character, the Mystic Pizza himself, who offers some behind the scenes gossip about filming in Connecticut, which costars were a pleasure to work with and which ones were... less of a pleasure, and some fun tidbits about props and makeup.
Special Guest: The Mystic Pizza2018-04-1630 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 82: Mostly CryingIn our eighty-second Minute, Kat cries for about forty five seconds, then grabs an uncooked pizza from the Mystic Pizza kitchen. Resident psycholinguistics expert Caitlin joins David and John in the studio, and they have a freewheeling discussion about nail biting, the untold truth of green bell peppers, and the onetime national pastime of waiting for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to turn eighteen.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-04-1328 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 81: A Milkshake CultIn our eighty-first Minute, Kat mopes off to her room, and Daisy goes in to check on her after needling her about boots and comb scuzz. Hulford and Windsor welcome back to the studio popular recurring guest Caitlin, and the three rap about sex cults, the 1997 Salma Hayek vehicle Fools Rush In, and nonbelievers invading holiest of holy places.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-04-0932 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 80: Classic Movie StuffIn our eightieth Minute, Jojo just makes a bad situation worse through her panicked ranting. Yoni joins Windsor and Hulford in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, where it is LATE, and people are TIRED. Topics discussed include Babes in Toyland, smoking being both cool and probably not dangerous to those around you, and boosh!
Special Guest: Yoni Wilson2018-04-0619 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 79: The World's Third Oldest ProfessionIn our seventy-ninth Minute, Kat, Tim, Jojo, and Nikki stand around the Travers living room, staring dramatically at each other, before half their number exit into the rain. Who's that in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, with your hosts John and David? It's Yoni, a new guest, that's who! They discuss butt plug animal tails, the tell-tale signs of cataract surgery, and Windsor's Life-Alert-equipped Jitterbug phone.
Special Guest: Yoni Wilson2018-04-0227 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 78: Different Types of RelationshipsIn our seventy eighth Minute, Kat and Tim burst into the Travers household only to come face to face with estranged wife Nikki herself, as second-string babysitter Jojo frantically spins lies. Bungler's back. Hulford and Windsor are present as always. With their powers combined, the three talk about lawn weatherization, wasting the police's time, and reconsider some of the most sacred cows of comedy filmmaking.
Special Guest: Paul Hewes2018-03-3033 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 77: Where's My Cool Mom At?In our seventy-seventh Minute, Kat and Tim Travers smooch (and possibly more, off camera) in the haunted house, then run home giggling in the rain. Windsor and Hulford welcome Bungler back to the Mystic Pizza Mansion, and they discuss alt-right Phish fans, examine the era of carpeting over hardwood, and all apologize to Steve.
Special Guest: Paul Hewes2018-03-2630 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 76: The Bucking Pony Question MinuteIn our freedom of seventy-sixth Minute, Kat and Tim hear a ghost and then decide to kiss about it. Windsor is out the studio again (naughty boy), so Producer Steve and Most Frequent Guest Dominique keep Hulford company as they explore topics including sexy parents, gross virgins, and the inevitability of that gaping black maw we call death.
Special Guests: Dominique Holland, Steve Richardson2018-03-2323 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 75: Indoor Pizza PicnicIn our seventy-fifth Minute, Kat and Tim Travers go on a massively inappropriate haunted house date. Windsor is out on assignment, so Hulford invites producer Steve and recurring guest Dominique to keep him company. Topics include Windsor having herpes and Windsor being on trial in a sovereign citizen court for having herpes. Podcast history is made as the three attempt to order a pizza, live on the air.
Special Guests: Dominique Holland, Steve Richardson2018-03-1920 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 74: Typical Lullaby FareIn our seventy fourth Minute, worlds collide as Jojo babysits Phoebe on behalf of Kat, serenading the witch-costume-clad child with a Portuguese (???) lullaby. Addison Davis is back in the studio, and he and Hulford and Windsor have a nice conversation about the totally legitimate science practiced by definitely-not-a-cult Unarius, socially conscious custom haggadahs, and the influence of Lord of the Rings on the movie Cold Mountain. Windsor impresses the group with his flawless Portuguese.
Special Guest: Addison Davis2018-03-1634 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 73: More Smaller BetsIn our seventy-third Minute, Kat proves bad at apologies and Daisy gives her a healthy dollop of reality in return. The Mystic Pizza Minute podcasting studio is once again graced by the presence of returning guest Addison Davis, who joins your humble hosts for a wide-ranging discussion of bike safety, speculation as to the number of curse words appearing in the subject of this podcast, and reporting people on social media for hate speech.
Special Guest: Addison Davis2018-03-1232 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 72: AKA Fran FlencherIn our seventy-second Minute, Kat takes a little too long to apologize to Daisy, and Daisy gives her an earful in return. Hulford and Windsor are joined in the studio by Stevie Spitts, and the three discuss filming locations of 1958's the Blob, early adventures in using naughty words, and the occupational hazards of babysitting.
Special Guest: Stevie Spitts2018-03-0936 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 71: Mister PizzaIn our seventy-first Minute, Charlie forgives Daisy for missing their date with his parents. Later, Kat arrives at Mystic Pizza just in time to catch the end of what was supposed to be her shift. Hulford and Windsor are joined welcome to the studio a new guest, Stevie Spitts, and having gotten that introduction out of the way, have an engrossing discussion about the dissolution of the American middle class, tricks to close stores and restaurants slightly early, and recurring sailor extras.
Special Guest: Stevie Spitts2018-03-0531 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 70: Pickles and ToothpasteIn our seventieth Minute, Daisy is prevented from meeting Charlie's parents due to a sudden and total abdication of responsibilities on the part of her sister Kat. Mystic Pizza Minute producer Steve Richardson joins hosts David Hulford and John Windsor on the other side of the sound board mixer thing/array of other technologically impressive equipment that we definitely really have, to share in woeful tales of stolen Stromboli recipes, robotic restaurant mascots, and our edible bug filled futures.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-03-0224 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 69: Honk honkIn our nice sixty-ninth Minute, Kat avoids leaving for work while Tim dances around the existence of his wife and Phoebe flies in for a kiss. Producer Steve is live in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, talkin' with Hulford and Windsor about maze monsters, Bill Paxton/spaghetti, and the mystical significance of the number sixty-nine.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-02-2629 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 68: Castaway Minute, But BackwardsIn our sixty-eighth Minute, Tim Travers relieves Kat of her babysitting duties and somewhat reluctantly answers some questions about his perhaps-somewhat-estranged wife. Hulford and Windsor use their guest Jeff Martin to run some ideas by, including some sequel podcast ideas, a loose association of man-boy actors, and just a whole bunch of other stuff before they get around to discussing the minute proper... We love our editor!
Special Guest: Jeff Martin2018-02-2338 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 67: Mr. Sex BathroomIn our sixty-seventh Minute, Jojo wraps up her big monologue before wandering off towards the bathroom that she and Bill once canoodled in during happier times. Your Mystic Pizza pals are joined again by returning guest and craft beer enthusiast Jeff Martin. They discuss the Bill-Murray-adjacent career of Lorenzo Music, the sound of their own voices, and a recent addition to Amazon Prime's lineup that may be of interest to our podcast's listenership.
Special Guest: Jeff Martin2018-02-1926 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 66: Dishwasher WisdomIn our sixty-sixth Minute, Jojo regales her coworkers with a monologue detailing a fantastical, maybe-not-entirely-true version of her recent breakup with Bill. Back in the Mystic Pizza Podcast studio, Hulford and Windsor play host to returning guest Alex Colic, and the three discuss dentistry and more questionable forms of medicine, and the illustrious career of recently deceased character actor Bucky Walsh. Hulford makes podcasting history by using a nasal pore strip, live on the air.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2018-02-1631 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 65: Our Spaceships Run On PrayerIn our sixty-fifth Minute, Jojo shows up for work three hours early and fibs about who broke up with whom. Your humble hosts, Dave Hulford and John Windsor, are joined again by third time guest Alex Colic for a long discussion about pretty much every topic you shouldn't talk about on a movies by minute podcast... but it basically works out okay.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2018-02-1235 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 64: Forty-one Litterboxes For Forty-one CatsIn our Nintendo sixty-fourth Minute, Bill accused Jojo of only loving him for his dick, and presents an ultimatum. Hulford and Windsor sit down once again with multiple-time guest Caitlin Fontecchio to talk about the dearth of Mystic Pizza fan fiction, daytime talk show transcripts, and the labyrinthine logic of boat curses.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-02-0929 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 63: XFL Super Bowl ChampsIn our sixty-third Minute, Jojo goes out to Bill's boat to invite him to some sexcapades in her previously unmentioned sister's apartment, but Bill seems unimpressed by her proposition... Back in the lovely Mystic Pizza Minute podcasting studio, David Hulford and John Windsor are joined again by Caitlin Fontecchio for a lively chat about the XFL's new premise, some theoretical State of the Union scenarios, and the little known sexual revolution of 1988.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2018-02-0530 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 62: We're Artists HereIn our sixty-second Minute, Charlie gives credit where credit is due and asks the gals of Mystic Pizza for a ride. Returning guest Dominique and the fellas play around with the new Mystic Pizza Minute soundboard (sorry!) and have a meandering discussion about labor inducing plants, John Windsor's working schedule, and Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2018-02-0231 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 61: A Car of KoiIn our sixty-first Minute, Daisy takes a swing at Charley, who then introduces the girls to what turns out to be his sister... Regular guest Dominique stops by the studio, and leads us in a conversation about male menstrual cycles, Jake Gyllenhaal's seminal turn as Marvel comic's Nightcrawler, and the end of the recent government shutdown.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2018-01-2921 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 60: 60 MinutesWe are officially an hour into this movie, people. In this, our sixtieth Minute, Daisy flips the funk out and gets all freaky-deaky on Charlie's Porsche with a barrel of fish. It's a veritable Hulford-palooza in the studio with Josh joining older brother David and cohost Windsor to talk seriously about upside-down pizza, the pros and cons of rainbow fingers, and--because everyone constantly demanded it--90's sci-fi also-ran seaQuest DSV.
Special guest: Joshua Hulford2018-01-2633 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 59: Y'know, SnakesIn our fifty-ninth Minute, the supposedly out-of-town Charlie Windsor appears in the country club window, and with another woman to boot. Your familiar hosts, John Windsor and David Hulford, are joined once again by the latter's much smaller brother Josh, to discuss the prospect of an Oprah presidency, new definitions of comedy, and the possibility of Jojo having bipolar disorder.
Special Guest: Joshua Hulford2018-01-2220 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 58: Where's My Fifty Dollars?In our fifty-eighth Minute, the gals of Mystic Pizza observe a fancy country club party through a window from outside, then Jojo invites Daisy to do the Jitterbug with her. Windsor walks Hulford and returning guest Marshall Bruno through his unfinished American Beauty 2 screenplay.
Special Guest: Marshall Bruno2018-01-1929 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 57: The Mystic ConnectionIn our fifty-seventh Minute, Daisy, Kat, and Jojo decide to speak truth to power by joyriding their stolen working class truck to the local country club. Hulford and Windsor, joined again by Bands: The Podcast cohost Marshall Bruno, discuss this, as well as their experiences losing cars, wearing heelys, and dipping their toes into the frightening world of cryptocurrencies.
Special Guest: Marshall Bruno2018-01-1527 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 56: S.O.S. and Segelsagal Spee-SpopIn our fifty-sixth Minute, the gals of Mystic Pizza boost Bill's work truck from the Peg Leg Pub parking lot and drive off into the night screaming along the words to R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Your usual Pizza Mystics are joined once again by producer Steve, giving you up to the minute (when it was recorded) info on the results of the Alabama special election, and the progress of their UberEats delivery driver. Not gonna lie, this one was a mess every step of the process.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-01-1220 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 55: Roy Moore Election SpecialIn our nifty fifty-fifth Minute, Jojo continues yelling at Bill and his boat, much to the delight of the gathered townspeople, and then we cut to her underneath his car outside the Peg Leg Pub. Your Mystic Pizza tour guides are joined once again by illustrious editor Steve Richardson for a discussion of the prevalence of the phrase "It's the 90's" in the 90's, and live election results from the now month old Alabama special senate race. Noted science expert Windsor explains sound.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2018-01-0819 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 54: More BoatsIn our fifty-fourth Minute, the ladies of Mystic Pizza go for a stroll through the town center only to stumble across a recently rechristened boat with a certain familiar sea captain at the helm. In the less Mystic Pizza oriented portions of the show, Hulford and Windsor discuss the Year That Was, twenty seventeen, its barbecue-restaurant-discovery related highs, and its many non-slow-cooked-meat affiliated lows, may it rest in peace.2018-01-0525 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 53: Sexual CliffhangerIn our fifty-third Minute, Jojo unsuccessfully attempts to explore Bill's bathing suit area with her mouth in her parents' kitchen foyer, starting a household-wide cartoon-like fight in the process. After a two month hiatus, the boys are back in town, just in time to engage in a discussion of Dianetics, the Alabama special election, and tricking our editor into engaging in further unpaid labor for our benefit.2018-01-0119 minMystic Pizza MinuteMystic Pizza Minute Returns, Tomorrow, Jan. 1st, 2018Mystic Pizza Minute returns from its hiatus for the new year, starting Monday, January 1st. New episodes will arrive every Monday and Friday after that. Adjust your schedule/podcast app settings accordingly.2017-12-3100 minMystic Pizza MinuteBonus Episode: Werewolves of MysticRegular Minutes are still on hiatus until the new year, but in the meanwhile, please enjoy this original spooky Halloween story set in the Mystic Pizza universe, written by Mystic Pizza Minute hosts David Hulford and John Windsor. CONTENT ADVISORY: TOO SPOOKY FOR CHILDREN! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!2017-11-0137 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 52: I Hate Both of YouIn our fifty-second Minute, Bill refuses to make love to Jojo under the watchful eye of her parent's ceramic Jesus sculpture, but that doesn't stop Jojo for making another go of it as he heads out the door. It's halfway through the movie and halfway through the podcast, which marks the start of a two month hiatus here at the Mystic Pizza Minute. Steve joins us again to see us off, and we discuss the mechanics of having sex on memory foam mattresses, pet vaccine truthers, and current events in the world of dipping sauces. We'll properly be back January 1...2017-10-2034 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 51: There's A Rainbow Around The MoonIn our fifty-first Minute, Tim Travers turns Kat's awkward words into a perfect toast, while Bill and Jojo canoodle on the floor. Silent podcast partner Steve Richardson joins the crew again, to talk all about Indigenous rug burns, the National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984, and stumbling into another sex hole.
Special Guest: Stephen Richardson2017-10-1629 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 50: Unhand My DaughterIn our nifty fiftieth Minute, Tim Travers serves his babysitter some wine and Kat shows him her fuzzy lump. Hulford and Windsor are joined once more by Dominique Holland, and discuss a proposed Taylor Swift themed action movie idea, how to make live lobster beer, and unfathomably large units of measurement.
Special guest: Dominique Holland2017-10-1338 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 49: I'm a Better Violin Than TelevisionIn our forty-ninth Minute, Tim Travers arrives home after a night of gambling to discover Kat putting on airs outside his home. Hulford and Windsor are joined once more by inaugural four-timers club member Dominique Holland, and together they discuss non-euclidean porch geometry, recurring Mary Kate & Ashley movie characters, and Trump's still ongoing football douchebaggery.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-10-0927 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 48: Mystic DreamcastIn our forty-eighth Minute, basking in the aftersex, Charlie confesses to Daisy that he in fact was kicked out of college for cheating on his archaeology finals. Windsor and Hulford are joined again by returning guest sexpert Alex Colic, and engage in a little pillow talk about birthday Juggalos, popular Windsor family names, and 'kink', both in a general and aaaall too specific sense.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2017-10-0632 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 47: Welcome Everybody to the SexIn our forty-seventh Minute, bom chicka wah wah, ladies and gentlemen, it is the sex. Or rather the period immediately before and after the sex... between Daisy and Charley, that is! Your highly qualified sexual educators, along with returning lecturer Alex Colic, offer the class a very sensuous lesson on such steamy topics as the plot of Pretty Woman, tales of roleplay gone terribly wrong, and the recent Twitter-assholery of actor/sexual predator James Woods.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2017-10-0227 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 46: The False DaisyIn our forty-sixth Minute, Charlie follows the breadcrumb trail of discarded clothing at both Daisy and the sexy sax's urging. Caitlin Fontecchio joins your pizza pals in-studio for an extra long and lively discussion of basic income, 90's Touchstone Pictures' love of the sea, and writhing masses of bugs.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2017-09-2938 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 45: Shoe ClueIn our forty-fifth Minute, Charlie answers Daisy's question by the fire, giving her the opportunity to silently sneak away. Caitlin Fontecchio joins the third-timers' club, and shares stories about her recent pilgrimage to Mystic Pizza, the real-life restaurant, which Windsor momentarily believes to be a theme restaurant of some sort.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2017-09-2529 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 44: The One Where We Don't Thank Steve in the OutroIn our forty-fourth Minute, Charlie lets Daisy into his family's darkened summer home, and builds a fire that they can snuggle up in front of. Windsor and Hulford welcome back Bungler, the guy who wrote their theme song, and discuss sunken train wrecks, watching the Chipmunks movie at Walmart on acid, and the science of electricity as best as Windsor can manage. Steve Richardson edits our podcast, and boy howdy do we appreciate it, even if we don't always come out and say it at the end of an episode.
Special Guest: Paul Hewes2017-09-2232 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 43: Bill's Big Floppy...In our forty-third Minute, Kat and Jojo switch days off, and Charlie brings Daisy to his creepy darkened haunted mansion home. Your Mystic Pizza Minute ringmasters welcome Paul Hewes, a.k.a. Bungler, the creator of all the podcast's awesome music, to their dark and twisted three ring carnival of terrors. In the center ring, Hulford and Windsor recap the plot so far to an incredulous Bungler, and in the second ring, the boys discuss the power imbalance inherent to overly public wedding proposals. In the third ring we have Bill, played by stage of star and screen Vincent D'Onofrio...2017-09-1828 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 42: This Sauce Is PeopleIn our forty-second Minute, Jojo and Bill get freaky in the Mystic Pizza ladies' room. Hulford and Windsor are joined again by their old Lunar Media Broadcast co-host, Kudos the hyper-intelligent dolphin. The reunited (and it feels so good) trio go for a deep dive in a variety of topics, including secretly decaffeinated coffee, the surprisingly high-tech surveillance system at Media, PA's own Jiminy Cricket's Magical Italian Eatery, and that time Hulford kicked Windsor's ass in Chicago.
Special Guest: Kudos the Dolphin2017-09-1534 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 41: You're Good On The Water We're Good On The LandIn our forty-first Minute, Daisy senses something's up between her sister Kat and Tim Travers and does what any sister would: throw condoms at her. In this very special episode, Hulford and Windsor are joined in studio by their old podcast's third co-host, Kudos the hyper intelligent dolphin. After catching up with each other, they discuss Mystic Pizza Minute's recent journey to Chicago, regrettable college posters, and the lost art of musical scatting.
Special Guest: Kudos the Dolphin2017-09-1123 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 40: The One Where We Threaten Tom PettyIn our fortieth Minute, Robin Leach walks us through late 1980's Mar-a-Lago, and Daisy notices that her sister Kat is wearing a different sweater than usual. Your Mystic Pizza sherpas are joined in their latest expedition by returning guest Dominique Holland, and together the three scale the topics of the recent solar eclipse, Windsor joining the alt-right, and Hulford definitely *not* threatening the President. David momentarily confuses Tom Petty with Tom Waits, because he's only human...
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-09-0829 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 39: Hello, Cairo!In our thirty-ninth Minute, Kat returns home just in time to feel sorry for herself seeing Daisy and Charlie share a glamorous kiss in the driveway. Thrice returning guest Dominique Holland helps Windsor interpret Hulford's Mystic Pizza spirit drawings before he later wraps his fingers up in electrical tape. Windsor explains how he thinks TVs work, and it involves literal tubes, because he's kind of a dummy.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-09-0432 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 38: There Is FarmsIn our thirty-eighth Minute, there's romance in the air, not to mention a slight chill, as Tim Travers offers Kat a sweater and the two share a meaningful stare. The Mystic Pizza patrol is joined again in their latest expedition by Steve Richardson, our ever-patient editor, and together, the trio explores topics including cured morning meats, Great Balls of Fire, both the possibly banned movie and the wrestling pay per view, and movie mirror logistics. Windsor gives an update as to the status of his in-progress American Beauty 2 script.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2017-09-0133 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 37: Cat Toy Industrial ComplexIn our thirty-seventh Minute, Phoebe is getting ready for beddy when she accidently lets slip that perhaps Mr. and Mrs. Travers' marriage isn't long for this world. Steve's back. You know Steve, he's the show's editor. Steve, John and David talk about spherical rooms (not to be confused with domes), the Glass family lineage (from George to Ira), and the defining characteristics of an Uncle Sam Hat.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2017-08-2829 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 36: If They Only KnewIn our thirty-sixth Minute, Jojo begs Leona for the Mystic Pizza secret recipe and dreams of designing pizzas of her own. The Mystic Pizza Players theater troupe is joined again by Jeff Martin, and the trio perform a series of vignettes about Polygon's Nick Robinson sexually harassing his way out of the video game media industry, the dearly departed Darren Daulton becoming Unstuck in Time, and being the Beast. Windsor attempts a backdoor pilot of a podcast about polyamory.
Special Guest: Jeff Martin2017-08-2539 minMystic Pizza MinuteMinute 35: Zip Zap ZopIn our thirty-fifth Minute, Mystic Pizza might be in financial trouble, and only television food critic Hector Plechette can save them. Hulford and Windsor and new guest Jeff Martin discuss improv warm-ups, Cruella DeVille's spaghetti recipes, and an in depth look at the cover of the September 1987 issue of Cosmopolitan Magazine.
Special Guest: Jeff Martin2017-08-2132 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 31: This Episode Is A Mess (In A Fun Way)In our thirty-first minute, Daisy and Charlie compare hitchhiking techniques, each one-upping the other until they reach the inevitable conclusion of such contests: Charlie dropping his pants in the middle of the road. John and David record their first episode in two weeks due to the latter's extended adventures in north Florida, bringing new guest Hannah Litvin in to help them shake the dust off. Discussed topics include J & D's aborted "Movies By Memory" webshow, a long, rambling story about a fight Windsor witnessed, and the late, great ascot enthusiast Hugh Hefner (who is still alive and is not known...2017-08-0729 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 29: His Name Is My Name, TooIn our twenty-ninth Minute, Daisy turns down her mom's offer to feed her and Charley Gordon Windsor Jr. some nice home cooked 'lobst' and Daisy's mom in turn slut-shames her daughter, right in front of her date. Returning guest Marshall Bruno helps Hulford and Windsor test out some new potential recurring segment ideas for the show, including 'Mystic Pizza Moments,' 'Who Won the Minute?' and 'Who Would You Rather French Kiss?' Some of those go better than others.2017-07-3134 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 28: Ronald Reagan is the President's SonIn our twenty-eighth Minute, Daisy runs off carrying the better part of a six-pack with Jojo and Kat in hot pursuit, then some indeterminate time later, she is unexpectedly greeted at her home by a familiar-ish face and an even more familiar car. David and John are once again joined in-studio by none other than Joshua Edward Hulford, who helps your humble hosts close out David's-Cat-Throwing-Up Week in style, with discussion of a wide range of topics, including the structural integrity of above ground swimming pools, shovel injuries, and snitching on your older brother to your step dad for having...2017-07-2821 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 27: American Beauty But AgainIn our twenty-seventh Minute, Daisy drunkenly recites her insecurities on the docks as a sperm-like shooting star passes silently overhead. Your Mystic Pizza Copilots welcome David's little brother Josh into their cockpit, leading the audience on an aerial tour of dickish pizza opinions, wishing life-hacks, and terrible helicopter sound effects. David's cat throws up.
Special Guest: Joshua Hulford2017-07-2421 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 26: Dying On A Lot Of Weird HillsIn our twenty-sixth Minute, the ladies of Mystic Pizza gather under cover of darkness on the local docks, where Daisy acquires a damp six-pack and commiserates with Jojo about Bill's sexy thicc wrists. Hosts John Windsor and David Hulford, along with guest Alex Colic, delve into a variety of topics including but not limited to Sri Lankan coconut retrieval, butt privilege, and the unrefined pre-micro-brewery beer landscape of the late eighties.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2017-07-2127 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 25: Six Degrees of Spider-ManIn our twenty-fifth Minute, Tim Travers finishes telling Kat the tragic tale of Elias Mantrose, who may haunt the very balcony on which they stand, before we cut to Kat, Jojo, and Daisy hanging out in the dark on a recently renamed boat. Your Mystic tour guides are joined by a new guest, Alex Colic, with whom they share the details of a new dumb bet Windsor made, an early draft of a spooky Mystic Pizza fan theory, and a long rambling conversation about the state of the competing Marvel cinematic universes.
Special Guest: Alex Colic2017-07-1731 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 23: This Ain't The Yellow House XXXIn our twenty-third Minute, it's bring-your-daughter-to-work day in Mystic, with Kat taking Phoebe to visit her father at the house he's working on and storing mysterious sandwiches within. Hulford and Windsor welcome a new guest, Addison Davis, and discuss the evolution of their podcast's theme song, strange museum exhibits, and Drexel University's cruel homeless starving policy. Windsor reads some bad Amazon reviews of the questionably-appropriate-for-children children's book Babar's Little Girl.
Special Guest: Addison Davis2017-07-1023 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 21: Please Induct Sister Act and Sister Act 2 into the Library of CongressIn our twenty-first Minute, Daisy sinks shot after shot, and the yuppies prepare to leave the Peg Leg Pub, finally bringing the pool montage to a close. In this special fourth of July episode, Windsor and Hulford are joined last minute by returning guest Dominique Holland, discussing the proper care of linen pants, the history of billiards movies, and the hellish, Arli$$-filled landscape that was pre-Oz HBO.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-07-0323 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 20: 20th Anniversary Australian ExtravaganzaIn our twentieth Minute, the endless billiards montage continues. Sweeps week comes to a disastrous conclusion with Windsor spending the entire episode talking in an impeccable Australian accent, Hulford sitting in the world's squeakiest chair, and returning guest/producer Steve mostly left powerless to keep us on topic, rather than going off on tangents about saying terribly strange things to women, 311 cruises, and prison gang bars... Maybe listen to this one while vacuuming!
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2017-06-3018 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 19: Adjunct Bus StopIn our nineteenth Minute, Daisy and the group of yuppie interlopers have themselves a little billiards montage. It's sweeps week on the Mystic Pizza Minute, and Hulford and Windsor are joined by returning guest/producer/designated driver Steve Richardson, who engage in a 'lively' discussion about Memorial Day bus schedules, the differences between dusters, trench coats, and peacoats, and the exciting season four finale of Game of Thrones.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2017-06-2622 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 17: How Much Did YOU Get Paid To Watch Game of Thrones?In our seventeenth Minute, the yet unnamed head yuppie character makes a bullseye, takes a shot, makes another bullseye, takes another shot, and then... Windsor and Hulford meet Marshall Bruno, and tell him about a dumb bet Windsor made, while also discussing the art of foley, changing eyebrow styles, and engage in some dream casting for "Livin' La Vida Loco: The Ricki Martin Story."
Special Guest: Marshall D. Bruno2017-06-1920 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 16: And We're Back... In the CarIn our super sweet sixteenth Minute, a group of yuppie white wine drinkers make themselves at home in Mystic's famously grimy Peg Leg Pub, as Daisy and Jo quietly observe. Windsor and Hulford are joined once more by resident paranormal linguistics expert Caitlin Fontecchio, and the three reminisce about their crappy cars of yesteryear, false implanted Street Shark memories, and horse fleshlights.
Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio2017-06-1625 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 14: John Cusack Usually Wears Yellow Shirts and a HatIn our fourteenth Minute, Kat totally aces the world's easiest job interview and we are briefly introduced to the colorful Peg Leg Pub. Windsor and Hulford welcome back special guest Yossi Wilson, bicker about the show's opening, speculate about the flavor of hundred-year-old koi, and express bafflement at Mystic Pizza character Phoebe's bizarre headwear for the third episode in a row.
Special Guest: Yossi Wilson2017-06-0916 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 13: I Like Glass Brick Too, But...In our lucky thirteenth Minute, Kat meets her would be ward, Phoebe, and reads to her a very sad children's book while her dad takes an emergency architect call. Windsor and Hulford welcome another new guest, Yossi Wilson, and the three chat amicably about glass bricks, velveeta rabbits, and the difference between nautical and regular ol' telescopes.
Special Guest: Yossi Wilson2017-06-0522 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 12: Mutual Bone FactorIn our dozenth Minute, Kat meets her potential employer, area hot single dad Tim Travers, and the two bond over counterfeit antique telescopes. Your humble hosts, Winnie and the Incredible Hulf, engage their research-laden special guest in a thoughtful discussion of the conniving famous movie producer Samuel Goldwyn and Yale's class of '79. Finally Windsor presents us with a valuable public service announcement about everything pizzas.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-06-0225 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 11: The Stonington Borough Harbor Yacht Club Sailing FoundationIn our eleventh Minute, Kat drops off lunch for her mother and her mother's rowdy coworkers, then jets off to a mysteriously colored house of unknown occupancy. Windsor and Hulford welcome their newest guest yet, Dominique Holland, and the lot of them chat about flash mob promposals, St. Vitus' dance, and the blinding whiteness of Mystic, Connecticut.
Special Guest: Dominique Holland2017-05-2920 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 9: When In JerusalemIn our ninth Minute, Bill and Jo make out in broad daylight, as Kat and Daisy arrange a pizza delivery to their mother. Hulford and Windsor welcome another new guest, John Werner, who brings with him tales of the Yale-area pizza tradition, as well as a lot of interesting theories about the color-coded cosmic significance of hand-modified Slice of Heaven t-shirts. First, however, they launch into a long discussion about Lord of the Rings immediately after expressing a shared disinterest in the topic.
Special Guest: John Werner2017-05-2224 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 7: They Didn't Even Have iPhonesIn our seventh Minute, our runaway bride's entrance is immediately followed by that of her stay-in-place groom. Your hosts and a new special guest discuss the concept of "pulling a John Windsor," coworkers as bridesmaids, and mystical lighthouse keepers, but mostly just talk about Drew Carey a lot.
Special Guest: Will Ball2017-05-1531 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 5: Bandcakes is MusicIn our fifth Minute, Jo passes out cold, and we're first introduced to the titular restaurant. Windsor and Hulford welcome the show's first guest, and the trio discusses vestment color coding, fainting of all varieties, butts and racks, and Rat Pack orgies.
Special Guest: Steve Richardson2017-05-0823 minMystic Pizza MinuteEpisode 4: Priest Starts Talking From A Book About MarriageIn our fourth Minute, marriage is forever... and forever is a long, LONG time... David has some grievances, everyone is reading each other's notes, and Windsor teaches us about the mechanics of Catholic weddings.2017-05-0513 min
LUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTLunar Media Broadcast Presents: Frankie Says Go To SleepLUNAR MEDIA BROADCAST PRESENTS: FRANKIE SAYS GO TO SLEEPInsomnia is an issue that affects people of all types and from all places, especially the moon! We have created this audio sleep aid to help alleviate this issue... so turn up the volume, get comfortable, and prepare to fall asleep through the pseudo-science of hypnosis! 2011-06-2333 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode Six -Either Our Best or Worst Episode YetEPISODE 6 - Either Our Best or Worst Episode YetIn this extra long and extra late episode of Lunar Media Broadcast, David is grumpy, Windsor is drunky, Kudos is jumpy, and then they all take some hexafluoride to talk about E3, Super 8, and... what, Indiana Jones AGAIN??? Uggghh... 2011-06-1833 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode Five - All God's Creatures Go To Sleep At NightEPISODE 5 - All God's Creatures Go To Sleep At NightIn this extra long installment of the Lunar Media Broadcast Hulford, Windsor, and their hyper-intelligent dolphin Kudos discuss the upcoming E3, the terrible X-Men: First Class, and Kudos' rivalry with his arch-rival, the hyper-intelligent jar-opening octopus Laurence. 2011-06-0633 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode Four - Oh God, We Loved L.A. Noire Sooo Much...Episode 4 - Oh God, We Loved L.A. Noire Sooo Much...In this episode, Hulford, Windsor, and an uncharacteristically withdrawn Kudos discuss L.A. Noire, a couple of Vietnam movies, Solomon Grundy (famously born on a Monday), and the Dark Knight for some reason. 2011-06-0133 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode Three - Our Indiana Jones Stunt SpectacularEPISODE 3 - Our Indiana Jones Stunt SpectacularHulford, Windsor, and Kudos put off their L.A. Noire discussion until next week due to logistical issues and a moon buck shortage, and instead discuss the Indiana Jones Tetralogy, the ending of Enslaved, and delicious delicious blue sprinkles.2011-05-2533 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode TwoEPISODE 2In the second episode of the Lunar Media Broadcast Windsor, Hulford, and their dolphin sidekick Kudos discuss the Green Hornet, Darren Daulton, The Kinks, and the incredible usefulness of Moon Shoes for those actually on the moon.2011-05-2033 minLUNAR MEDIA BROADCASTEpisode OneEPISODE 1The inaugural episode of Lunar Media Broadcast, where Hulford and Windsor discuss Thor, L.A. Noire, and the late, debatably great Michael Chrichton with their dolphin pal Kudos.2011-05-2033 min