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DCOMedyEpisode 95: We Simply Lose Our MindsWell, you know what they say, there’s no Christmas like a late Christmas! What are you talking about, I’ve definitely heard people say that. Anyway, uh, we are finally celebrating the holidays with the way-too-big Duncan Family as we follow their misadventures in Good Luck Charlie, It’s Christmas! Your intrepid hosts knew very little about this show going in, other than it stars one of the best people to ever grace Disney Channel…and one of the worst. Plus we just kinda talk about theme park stuff at the end like we do sometimes now. So enjoy yo...2025-05-161h 43DCOMedyEpisode 94: Desperately Hating SasspenAh, it’s a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, they decide they’d rather have each other’s lives, then their attachment to their cellphones means that magic is real and can totally swap their bodies. Hmm…actually that part is all new, and it must mean we are covering The Swap! That’s right, this year might almost be over (despite the fact that this episode is actually for November), but we’ve gotta watch these two try and get back in their bodies first. And, wouldn’t you know it, it actually ends up being way more...2025-01-011h 53DCOMedyEpisode 93: The Bean Bonus RoomHey, so did you guys know that November is actually only thirty days long and the day that I planned on posting is actually December? Crazy. Uh, anyway…there’s no easy way to do this…time for Halloween! Yes, take a quick jump back with us as we talk some Twitches. It’s finally time for the Mowry twins to shed a little light on our dull podcast world (like the sun and the moon one could say) as we discuss just how wonderful their performances are in an otherwise kinda bonkers movie. What can ya say, these girls so...2024-12-011h 22DCOMedyEpisode 89: RRR – Rhea’s Rad RevengeSorry this one needed a couple extra days in the lab, but here is the final mix all about Spin! We may have been skeptical about this DCOM being able to land with us, but we ended up having a great time. At least we did when we weren’t forced to waste time talking about pizza drones and restaurant management. Though really, this is a story about one thing: revenge. It’s always satisfying to see a cocky British man get his comeuppance, and my god do they nail that here. It’s a story all about love, grief...2024-06-021h 48DCOMedyDCOMedy Anniversary Update 2023Hello everyone!
Just wanted to put out a quick update for you in case you missed the announcement in our last episode or are just waiting on our anniversary episode. So take a few minutes to listen in for that info...and also an exciting new announcement!
Thank you so much for listening to us all these years, and we look forward to being able to get back to our usual nonsense as soon as we believe it best to be doing so. You all rule!
2023-09-0103 minDCOMedyEpisode 82: Creepy Nightmare HoleWhoops! Sorry we were a little late on this one, hope it didn’t turn your world upside-down or anything. Then again, I kind of hope we did because this episode is about everything upside-down! That’s right we are going back to Modern Movie May (in June?) for Upside-Down Magic. So join us as we enter a magical world…I think? Like, it’s not super clear how magical the world actually is or how much people know about it. Also the “magic” isn’t so much like spells and is more like superpowers? I understand that doesn’t sound THAT ent...2023-07-031h 23DCOMedyEpisode 81: Be Kind To The BlindContent Warning: Due to topics within the film it is discussing, this episode contains topics relating to eating disorders and bullying people with disabilities. Listener discretion advised.
Hey there! Thought we forgot about you, huh? Don’t worry, we may have been delayed for quite a while, but we are finally ready to go to the mat with you all! Although by “being ready” I actually mean we are woefully unequipped to cover most of this movie’s subject matter. Luckily for you all, that has literally never stopped us before. So come on and listen in to us tr...2023-06-011h 31DCOMedyEpisode 80: Hottie Harry HookOkay all you goody-goods and vile villains, it’s time to return to Auradon once more! That’s right, we are headed back to everyone’s teen-centric fairy tale realm for the middle chapter of one of Disney Channel’s hottest franchises in recent memory: Descendants 2! The villain kids are back, and we even get some new ones! So listen in as they find themselves facing new threats of great expectations, the big dance, and…pirates? I know that sounds out of place, but trust us it’s actually kinda cool.
Emma gets Vespa envy and wants more swordfi...2023-04-011h 48
DCOMedyEpisode 79: A Dog Fart To The FaceWell, I hope the wait for this one didn’t fill you all with anticipation or anything, because we’ve got quite a “unique” DCOM for you this month. Not only because of its whole vignette thing, but there’s just something in its very DNA that just feels…off? It’s kind of hard to put into words, so you will just need to listen along to try and understand exactly how it makes you feel. Although, I will give you a hint: the title of this episode is both a reference to the film itself and representative of what it is...2023-03-041h 28DCOMedyEpisode 78: *Sigh* Brendy Bru Bromecoming WarriorMy dear audience, it’s finally time (after a small delay) to face your destiny and hear all about the greatest warrior of a generation…the one and only: Wendy Wu! It’s a movie that many remember fondly, including one of the hosts, but there is a lot going on here. Frankly the whole thing has left us a little shook, but take a listen and find out for yourself everything this movie has to offer. Oh, and don’t ask about why this episode has such a lame title. All questions of that nature can be directed to Emma...2023-02-071h 54DCOMedyEpisode 77: Canada's Most Decorated ActorY’all ready for this? We’ve got one more episode for you before we slip into the New Year and it’s all about two things: Judaism and Basketball. That’s right, Full Court Miracle brings together that classic dynamic duo once again. Come along with us, and our new guest Louie, to the City of Brotherly Love as we witness a miracle take place before our very eyes. Not so much all the oil lasting long and lighting stuff, but more so that one man is able to make 5 teenagers championship basketball players in approximately one month’s time. Oh...2022-12-311h 50DCOMedyEpisode 76: No Take TwosAhoy! We may have been a little delayed in our travels, but your intrepid hosts are finally headed aboard the S.S. Tipton for their next cinematic adventure. That’s right, it’s time for everyone’s favorite troublesome twins to take center stage in The Suite Life Movie. Oh, what hijinks ensue with these two rocking the boa…huh? Oh, again?! Fine. Once again, very little of this film actually takes place in the show’s usual setting and instead finds the Martin brothers…wait, what? No, that can’t be what happens. Like, that’s pretty out there even for m...2022-12-041h 16DCOMedyEpisode 75: The Title Says It AllSorry we couldn’t get this to you in time for Halloween, my internet connection fell into a bit of a vampire trance it would seem. Anyway, I hope you’ll still allow us to belatedly celebrate Disney Channel’s favorite time of year, when they can flex their monopoly on spooky movie vibes. Only problem is…they have too many! We needed help deciding what to watch and enlisted you all to help via twitter poll. So now, as voted by you, we are joining the Hansen family as they have a night on the town…for better or worse...2022-11-011h 33DCOMedyEpisode 74: Nonstop References To Horse DeathGiddyup y’all! We’ve got another horse-based film for you this month, as we take a look at Ready to Run. In many ways, it feels like a pretty standard story about a child coming of age and taking on the world of sports the same way their father did before he died. Except…sigh…there is a particular thing that happens in this movie that ruins the whole thing and…why am I trying to keep things vague? The horses freaking talk gang! No one will care if I spoil that, right? It’s kind of important to our discu...2022-10-151h 30DCOMedyEpisode 73: Goldenthroat, This Is Jazz SquareWHAT TIME IS - Ahem. Sorry, I should show some restraint. There’s enough of our ecstatic energy poured into every single second of this episode to power a city, I should keep things chill in the description. Hello everyone. We are so excited to be starting this season off with a crowd favorite, the summertime sequel to the cultural phenomenon of HSM. Did it live up to the original? Does it stand on its own as- AHHH OF COURSE! THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD!!! INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!!!
Luke feels more alive than ever before an...2022-10-011h 44DCOMedyEpisode 72: The Damp Bandits 2 - Lost in the CityAll right audience, your parents have gone out for the evening and left you in our capable hands. Don’t worry, because we have a super-fun night planned for you! We’re gonna play games, make snacks, and we’ll read you a bedtime stor-huh? You’d rather we just talk your ears off all about the 2016 kinda sorta remake of Adventures in Babysitting? Well okay, just so long as you get to bed on time!
Emma needs to stop being so suspicious and relives sneaking out at age four. Luke is impressed by this script and doesn’t...2022-09-011h 19DCOMedyEpisode 71: She's Not Like Other Girls!All right, all right, all right everyone! There is one heck of a battle ready to unfold in front of you. Us two killer MCs are gonna tear down not each other, but everything that the film Let It Shine is throwing at them. There’s certainly a lot of things to diss considering it is trying to an adaptation of a classic play with teen drama, be a musical, have deep religious theming, and have some hip-hop thrown in there for good measure. One thing for sure though, we are definitely the most appropriate people to handle all of...2022-08-011h 43
DCOMedyEpisode 70: Guys, 9/11 JUST HappenedAhoy everyone! Join us up on the main deck as we discuss Tiger Cruise, a fun little movie about kids getting into trouble on board a Navy aircraft carrier. Doesn’t that sound like a fun little movie for us to cover on the Fourth of July? Well guess what, that movie doesn’t exist. Instead, this movie is really all about children confronting the September 11th Terrorist Attacks. The whole experience was a lot, but I think we were able to put together something for you all that isn’t a total bummer to listen in on.
Emma...2022-07-041h 13DCOMedyEpisode 69: Divorce HimHey, you! Quit all that monkeying around and listen to our newest episode! Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Don’t expect too many amazing puns like that in this movie though. You see, The Jennie Project isn’t really about the kind of monkey-related hijinks you would expect from its premise. I know, it is very disappointing. I mean, there are plenty of messes made and silly situations our characters find themselves as a result of their animal companion. However, all of its other elements somehow manage to make all of them far less impactful than they should feel. So muc...2022-06-301h 13DCOMedyEpisode 68: No Fun, No Games, Only The MallOooh boy everyone, strap yourselves in for this month. Your intrepid hosts really didn’t know what they were getting themselves into by watching Bad Hair Day. It’s by no means terrible, but could possibly be the most mentally challenging film that we have yet to analyze. So much is going on that we have repeatedly summon our strength to continue, and we do it all for YOU. So the least you could do in return is join us as we go down the long and winding road this movie takes you on.
Emma loves corndogs and...2022-06-011h 35DCOMedyEpisode 67: Dog MischiefA big woofy welcome to you all! I hope you all are ready for things to get a little hairy, as we dive into Life is Ruff. A movie all about…okay well honestly its somewhat deceiving to call it a movie. A story of a boy and his do….actually there is barely a story there at all if you think about it. Hm. Well I hope you can understand why we have a bit of a shorter episode on our hands folks, there really isn’t a lot going on to sink our teeth into. Honestly, we probab...2022-05-061h 33DCOMedyEpisode 66: Paraplegic PotshotsGet ready for a wild ride everyone, because there’s a lot going on with Miracle in Lane 2. It’s a story of a young boy dealing with a serious illness, and how it affects both his life and the lives of those around him. Sometimes he manages to deeply inspire people he meets, and then other times people will say possibly the most awful things you’ve ever heard to a disabled child. Will the family be divided, or will they be brought together by the experience? Oh, and then also he decides to take up Soap Box Derby...2022-04-291h 55DCOMedyEpisode 65: Missing MagicAloha! Do you know what time it is? Island time! That’s right, this month, we’re heading to the beautiful shores of Hawaii to talk all about Rip Girls. A movie filled with surfing, self-discovery, and…real estate? Huh, that didn’t end up sounding as enticing as I thought. Plus, there really isn’t as much surfing as you’d think with that title. Although the title is really misleading actually. Also, they didn’t even shoot it in Hawaii, and the real estate plot makes no sense when applied to a thirteen-year-old. So, uh, yeah. I guess just be...2022-04-011h 56DCOMedyEpisode 64: A Competent DoofWow, it’s been a minute huh? Don’t worry, no involuntary hiatuses caused by scheduling issues and technical problems can keep us down! Still, I don’t know how you all have managed to go so long without hearing from us. Your lives must have been so different…almost like you were living in another dimension??? Well have no fear! We’ve built just the thing to bring back to your original dimension (and also kind of back in time because this episode was recorded months ago but don’t worry about that), an episode all about Phineas and Ferb: Ac...2022-03-071h 29DCOMedyMinisode: DCOMedy 2022 Update and Feed TestHey everyone! I know things around here have been a little out of whack lately, so I wanted to try make sure everyone understood what was going on. Basically, due to scheduling, technical, and personal challenges, we haven't been able to stay on top of our podcasting duties. Luckily, those issues seem to be clearing up and we are looking forward to getting back on track. First things first, however, we need to make sure everything still works after kind of being broken for a while. So, take a listen to get the scoop, then head over to twitter...2022-01-3104 minDCOMedyBonus Episode 7: But Hey, That’s High SchoolWell hello there strangers! Sorry that we’ve been so radio silent for awhile, but we were busy focusing on our higher education. In many ways, it was the highest education one could receive...and now we are ready to share everything we have learned with you at the one and only SKY HIGH! By which of course I mean we just spend most of this episode yelling about how much this movie slaps and how we know it by heart at this point. So if that’s your thing, then welcome aboard. If not, the school floats and you c...2021-12-202h 12DCOMedyEpisode 63: The Soul Patrol?Hey there all you happy haunts, y’all ready to get spooky??? It’s Halloween time again, and you already know Disney Channel is all about celebrating it right. This month however, we are taking a look at one of their more underrated offerings as we join the ranks of The Scream Team (even if that’s not what they are called; don’t ask). So join us as we have a rather unique group of DCOMmentators, who are all ready to talk about these ghostly situations…and even experience one themselves!
Lucas loses control very quickly and his hu...2021-10-311h 43DCOMedyEpisode 62: The Damp BanditsI’m not going to lie to you audience, be prepared to get deep in this month’s episode. You’d think a cute little story like The Other Me would be relatively shallow, but the movie just raises so many moral and philosophical questions we couldn’t help ourselv….haha got ya. I assure you very little gets examined here, other than the truly insane twists and turns this movie decides to go on instead of just sticking to its campy premise and tone. So why don’t you come along with us as we go follow it down each an...2021-09-301h 37DCOMedyEpisode 61: My Close Personal Friend ProtozoaWow. Five whole years of our nonsense, can you believe it? Honestly it’s been so long that if feels like even more. It kind of feels more like we’re in the future…again! That’s right, we are heading back to the far-off future of the 21st Century to catch up with our favorite space station superheroine Zenon in her very own Zequel. Come and celebrate with us as we work to focus on the good parts of movie that could use a lot more of them. Honestly, you guys are lucky we didn’t decide to just start...2021-08-311h 43DCOMedyMinisode: The Fourth Annual DCOM Choice Awards (2021)Hmmm…do you feel that? It’s that weird vibe that’s been around for awhile. What could it be? Oh, of course. It must be award season once again! Which can only mean it’s time for the DCOM Choice Awards! A most incredible celebration, where we acknowledge everything the past year of DCOMs has had to offer. The truly thrilling highs…and the far more fun to talk about lows. So walk down the imaginary red carpet to be a part of a night sure to be full of happiness, disappointment, and definitely a whole lot of outrage fr...2021-08-2656 minDCOMedyEpisode 60: The Wild World of 1980s CaliforniaSorry about the delay of game! Luckily, the DCOMedy Crew, along with new guest Spencer, are finally ready to take it to the hoop and talk about what might just be the greatest achievement in basketball cinema ever: Double Teamed. Join us as we journey to the strange and fantastical alternate reality of 1985 California, where rules don’t matter and girl’s basketball is the height of athletic entertainment. There we can all bear witness to the meteoric rise of two "identical" twins as they dominate the sport with their unique strategies and skills out on the court. Well okay...2021-08-061h 59DCOMedyEpisode 59: The Off-limits BarnHappy Halloween Everybody!! Are you ready to get spook….wait, what? It’s not Halloween? Oh good. I knew we had to take a little break from our podcast duties which pushed this episode back, but it didn’t feel like it had been that long. Well it’s not a big deal anyway. While Invisible Sister has many of the trappings of a good ole’ Halloween DCOM, it’s not really that big a part of it. It’s more about two sisters learning more about one another through costumes, lacrosse, and (most importantly) science!
Emma shames her bro...2021-07-211h 28DCOMedyEpisode 58: It’s Quints.Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello! In many ways, this episode is quite different from what I’m sure anyone could have expected. Not only is it not about the movie we originally announced for this month, but we found ourselves doing a far more in-depth analysis of a movie’s emotion and themes than we usually do for a DCOM. To our credit, however, this is seemingly simple story about a bunch of babies changing peoples lives has more to it than you would think. It’s about things like art, family, and passion…but definitely still has plenty of jokes...2021-05-311h 44DCOMedyEpisode 57: Off The Same PageHey there bubbly boys, gaseous girls, and those intergalactic inbetweeners; are you ready to get weird??? Not in like a super fun way or anything, sorry if that was misleading. I just meant that we are watching Stepsister From Planet Weird this month and you need to be prepared. Not for anything to do with the aliens though, honestly that’s kind of not a big deal here. Really you just need to be ready for this film’s wild cultural references and strange sense of humor, coupled with the kind of whiplash only a DCOM can provide as it wi...2021-04-301h 46DCOMedyEpisode 56: Dopey Bones DownWelcome friends of villainy! This month, the time has finally come for us dive deep into one of Disney Channel’s most recent hit franchises with Descendants. We are heading to the greatest country in the world, the United States of Auradon, to meet the various children of classic Disney heroes and villains. Can they get along? Will the bad blood between their parents define their future? Will a flowering love overcome all the hatred? Honestly, none of that is super important. We all know the talk of the town is the villain kid’s incredible outfits and choreography. I su...2021-03-311h 41DCOMedyEpisode 55: Too Much Chicken, Not Enough StakesHey there everyone! How are you Cock-A-Doodle Doing?!?!?! Ugh. Sorry, our brains are a bit scrambled after having to pick apart Hatching Pete for you all. A movie that is by no means terrible, but definitely takes a toll on your mind, body, and soul. All we hope is that by listening to this episode we can save some of you the mental anguish we experienced as we suffered for our art by saying the word chicken more times than the human brain was ever designed to process. So tread carefully, but do still listen to us unravel as...2021-02-281h 55DCOMedyEpisode 54: Rodney Pepper-EyesAfter the past year, one would have hoped this month would have started 2021 off better in the grand scheme of things. However, at least we can say we are starting the year off right on our show by taking a look at the exceedingly fun time that is Jump In! While it is definitely a movie that doesn’t take a ton of risks with its plot, it makes up for it with solid music, great chemistry, and plenty of that sweet double dutch action that just never gets old. Oh yeah, there is also some boxing in there fo...2021-01-311h 45DCOMedyEpisode 53: Skates and Sex PactsWhile we certainly hope the new year will be full of change for all of us, our last episode of the year has us treading some very familiar ground. A high schooler discovering a new passion that changes them, their new passion conflicting with their previous one, their relationship with a parent evolving in unexpected ways, and of course: hockey. You’d think rehashing these concepts would make for an easy, if rather by-the-numbers, DCOM. For some reason however, this movie decided to try movie so many other things it ended up a bit messier than it needed to be...2020-12-311h 54DCOMedyEpisode 52: Full-on Hand MagicAfter a rather difficult year for basically the entire world, we wanted to escape into something a bit more magical. Luckily for us, Disney Channel made a whole TV show about a Wizard family in an entire magical world that got so popular they gave it a whole movie! So join us as we head down to Waverly Place and….what’s that? Oh. I’ve just been informed that the majority of this movie completely removes the family from their established setting and characters to have them go on vacation. How original. I’m sure this won’t feel like...2020-11-301h 59DCOMedyEpisode 51: Movie Mason’s Megaplexxx of PleasureHappy Halloween Listeners! To celebrate the spookiest of seasons, we’re covering a The Phantom of the Megaplex! A movie full of…uh…umm…okay so to be honest with you, this movie ended up being far less Halloweeny than we were led to believe. It is a bit more focused on being a whodunit than putting out those spooky vibes. However, we are happy to report that it is also about an absolute legend named Movie Mason who has the entire world wrapped around his finger…and some other things too.
Emma gets hung-up on an unnamed ch...2020-10-302h 15DCOMedyEpisode 50: They Put a Horse in Charge?We have quite an interesting case this month gang. We’ve covered dcoms built on the backs of things like books and TV shows before, but this is a different kind of beast. It is not only tied to a feature film, but by many metrics is not a Disney Channel Original Movie! However, since it bears the title, we traveled to the kingdom of Corona (yikes) to go on an all setup no payoff adventure with Rapunzel in Tangled: Before Ever After.
Emma just wanted a sequel and is overly attracted to these cartoons. Luke has con...2020-09-301h 13DCOMedyEpisode 49: Men Don’t MatterAlright listeners, time for you to dig deep and find your spots! Because we have decided to celebrate our fourth anniversary (ignore all the times we say fifth, we are bad and wrong) by coming at you with as much growl power as we could muster. That’s right everyone, we are covering easily one of our most requested movies: The Cheetah Girls! Join us as we dive deep into this legendary DCOM, mainly in the ways it is both amazing and beautifully insane at the same time.
Emma dives deep into her musical past and sounds su...2020-08-311h 58DCOMedyMinisode: The Third Annual DCOM Choice Awards 2020It’s award season once again! Plus, since there aren’t really gonna be many other awards shows for awhile, we can officially present to you the greatest awards show experience of the year! That’s right, it’s time for the one and only the DCOM Choice Awards! The most magical of nights, where we acknowledge both the highs and the lows the past year of DCOMs has had to offer. So don’t miss out on a night sure to be full of laughter, tears, and I’m sure disagreements from our audience over our opinions.
Emma can’t...2020-08-2452 minDCOMedyEpisode 48: That Damn HatListen up guys. If you have any common sense, you should turn back before it is too late. We thought we would have a fun time watching the now-notorious Radio Rebel, but there was almost no fun to be had. This movie brought us nothing but pain, from the baffling character choices, insane dialogue, and (perhaps worst of all) the wardrobe.
Emma reminisces about statement jewelry and can’t tell what’s good anymore. Lucas gets his life force drained and wants to call it early.
Talking Points: Disney’s Folly, News At Last, Classic High Sc...2020-07-311h 59DCOMedyBonus Episode 6: Jon Voight’s Lemon PartyGet in our shady red heist van, audience. We need your help. We weren’t feeling very patriotic this Fourth of July so we decided to live vicariously through Nicolas Cage as he robs the U.S. Government blind. That’s right, we watched the modern masterpiece that is National Treasure and now we are way too hype to NOT steal the Declaration of Independence. You in? Of course you are. Oh, by the way do you have any lemons?
Emma still would and proves women can’t be trusted. Lucas kills the mood and tries to keep th...2020-07-041h 56DCOMedyEpisode 47: Apologies to the Drag Racing CommunityAlright gang, let’s start your engines! That’s right, for June we are all about drag racing. All day, every day. We just love it when the cars go fast, and when…um…the cars go even faster somehow? Okay I’ll be real, the sport this movie focuses on doesn’t really photograph well and was kind of difficult to grasp the mechanics of. While the racing might fall a bit flat, the romance can be disappointing, and the pacing is crazy, it can be hard to notice all that when you’re focused on staying Right on Track!
...2020-06-301h 56DCOMedyEpisode 46: Wilde WhiplashAlright listeners, this month DCOMedy is going Hollywood. We’re even bringing our new friend Paige along for the ride! That’s right, we’re living the big time in Los Angeles by reviewing Starstruck. You’d think it was a classic story of a regular girl meeting a celebrity and going on an adventure, but really it turns out to be a true roller-coaster of a relationship. Not with your ordinary ups and downs either, more like them changing wildly between wanting to kill each other or falling in love? Maybe? Kind of? It won’t last.
Emma can...2020-05-311h 57DCOMedyEpisode 45: For the LadiesHowdy there partner! You look like someone who could learn a thing a two about having some Horse Sense. What’s Horse Sense you ask? Well…uh…um….it’s…look. We may have devoted our April episode to this 1999 Lawrence Brothers showcase, but we have no earthly idea what it’s title has to do with the movie. The filmmakers apparently didn’t feel it was important to connect them. The only thing for sure they had to do was to make Joey Lawrence look as hot as possible, and by God they did their duty.
Lucas fights som...2020-04-301h 38DCOMedyEpisode 44: Emma vs. Luke 2 - PrawnpocaplypseOkay everyone, you know what time it is. Dust off your Z-bands and pom-poms, because (despite the wishes of one of our hosts) we are headed back to Seabrook. That’s right, we are reviewing the freshly released Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 and all of the craziness that comes with it. Come along as we dive right into how this world gets even wilder thanks to werewolves, monster laws, and unfulfilled prophecies.
Emma fights for the people and wins a personal victory. Lucas is in denial and missed a massive metaphor.
Talking Points: Mixed Messages, Choreography War, Adult Lizz...2020-03-311h 48DCOMedyEpisode 43: Nobody Explains AnythingAfter taking a short leave, the dauntless DCOMedy crew is reporting for duty to give you our full report on the most accurate military film ever made: Cadet Kelly! Join us as we follow a classic fish out of water story, where the free-spirited Hilary Duff is dropped into a world of hard work, zero individuality, and strict rules. Too bad not a single person decided to actually tell her what those rules were, huh? That probably would have helped a lot.
Emma calls out her brother and has her heart break for Kelly. Lucas doesn’t un...2020-03-031h 47DCOMedyEpisode 42: Costume CatastropheAh, superheroes. What’s not to love? People with amazing abilities and cool costumes acting selflessly to help their fellow man. It’s perfect! So certainly, Disney Channel’s own superhero movie Up, Up, and Away! will be a slam dunk! What’s that? The superheroes have no urgency to help people, the budget is so low they can’t really show cool powers, and the costumes are so bad it hurts the eyes? Well, uh, with any luck an under-aged superhero will be around to electroshock the bad memories of this film from my brain and just leave the stuff w...2020-01-311h 44DCOMedyEpisode 41: Creepy Uncle NickHo, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas dear listeners! I hope you are all on the nice list this ye- What’s that? Christmas was a week ago and it’s literally New Year’s Eve when we are posting this? It basically defeats the purpose of doing a Christmas DCOM in the first place? Well if you keep that naughty thinking up, someone is getting an ant farm instead of a new episode all about ‘Twas the Night like they wanted.
Luke tries out a new voice and begs for a zombie apocalypse. Emma hates the new voice and want...2019-12-311h 23DCOMedyEpisode 40: Stevological WarfareAfter an unfortunate delay, we are happy to report that your flight to the definitely real island of Mandalino is ready to go! And to make it up to you, your in flight movie will be another television show turned DCOM with The Even Stevens Movie. Much like we endured our technical difficulties, watch the Stevens endure and overcome being put in a survivor-esque situation while hopefully wrapping up their series in a meaningful way.
Emma revisits her crush and doesn’t like the family fighting. Lucas's fingers get possessed and screams for Shia. Brittany drops some know...2019-12-052h 08DCOMedyEpisode 39: Sucky Hogwarts(Reupload) It is always hard to say goodbye, but never has it been harder than the way we were forced to say goodbye to the Halloweentown franchise by watching its final installment: Return to Halloweentown. Celebrate the spookiest of seasons with us as we follow a girl who calls herself Marnie, but doesn’t look like her, leaving the nest to go to magic college. Doesn’t that sound like it would be cool? Well, it’s not. Trust us.
Emma asks for very specific humor and can’t tell her own joke. Luke writes the movie better a...2019-12-042h 01DCOMedyEpisode 38: The Full DoubtfireAlright, quiet down everyone. For the rest of this episode we are holding the talking flower, which means you are legally required to listen to us drone (like a bee) on and on about Den Brother. A truly baffling film where an older brother gains control of a troop of girls under one of the worst run organizations of all time. Join us as we are forced to watch him pretend to be an older woman while manipulating children to make his life easier and use them an excuse to attract the only girl every who is horny for...2019-09-301h 47DCOMedyEpisode 37: There Is No Heterosexual Explanation For ThisSorry to make y’all wait on this one a bit longer, but I think after three years we’ve earned a little bit of wiggle room. However, the delay was not because we didn’t want to talk about this movie, quite the contrary. We are beyond stoked to finally bring you our coverage of the absolute DCOM classic: Brink! So come along as we grind down a rail into this story of friendship, betrayal, identity, and obviously rollerblading. Because the nineties were a wild time and this movie is the distillation of exactly why.
Emma loves...2019-09-071h 41DCOMedyMinisode: The Second Annual DCOM Choice AwardsThere is a familiar mood on the air, my loyal DCOMrades, and it has the distinct smell of statuette gold! This can mean only one thing…it’s time for the DCOM Choice Awards! The most magical of nights, where we hand out some accolades to the worthiest and least worthy things we have seen in the past year of DCOMs. So come along to laugh, cry, and feel the seething rage of seeing us snub your personal picks. Ah, awards season!
Emma shows her VAH knowledge. Lucas put in a sad amount of effort.
Than...2019-08-1757 minDCOMedyEpisode 36: Devils and DirtboardsAfter a brief delay, our Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board episode has made it’s way down the mountain! Good thing dirt-boarding isn’t a racing sport. Or is it? Dyllan joins us once again as we cover the more land-based sequel to the even more classic Johnny Tsunami. Honestly, it’s a movie just as zig-zaggy as riding a board down a mountain.
Lucas has terrible hearing and writes Johnny Tsunami fan-fiction.
Emma thought this sport was fake and freaks out about her bed.
Dyllan forgot to turn off his air conditioning so his...2019-08-071h 37DCOMedyBonus Episode 5: The Best In The CountryI know you all were expecting a normal episode today, but we had some scheduling issues. So instead, we decided to go fishing for charm bracelets in our local river to catch a bonus episode for you all! We finally cover the film fans voted for in our poll, even if we have a lot of trouble actually staying on topic while we talk about it.
Emma loses the location and loves spooky boys. Luke forgets his own age and hates the word straddle.
Talking Points: A Germany Joint, Nobody Finished This Movie, Disney Channel...2019-07-311h 47DCOMedyEpisode 35: A Disney Channel Psychological ThrillerThis month’s episode is coming hot of the presses! We decided to pick up a copy of Read It and Weep, expecting to find a pretty standard story of a high-school student getting accidentally famous. What we didn’t expect to find was a character study of a young girl undergoing a mental breakdown and alienating everyone in her life for no reason other than her hallucination telling her to do so.
Emma soldiers on and wants everyone to stop making their own misery. Luke re-classifies this movie and tells an embarrassing story about Emma.
Ta...2019-06-301h 47DCOMedyEpisode 34: Women and SandwichesListen up audience, just because we are covering Freaky Friday this month, you better not try to get out of listening to this episode to go on an uninteresting scavenger hunt! However, we will allow it so long as you do so to find this massive hourglass we are looking for. Still you should stay in and listen anyway, if only to hear us complain about the confusing decisions the filmmakers made both as a movie and an adaptation.
Luke brings back his favorite theory and learns a new phrase. Emma can’t let go of the 2003 mov...2019-05-311h 59DCOMedyEpisode 33: On the Cutting Room FloorIt may not be Summer quite yet, but you better pack your bags, your musical instrument of choice, and your song book because: we are going to Camp Rock! Come with us as we travel back to the romantic time of 2008 and relive the film that re-introduced the world to Demi Lovato and helped to light the wildfire of Jonas Brothers mania.
Emma gets shook by style and is left wanting more. Luke shares some unpopular opinions and uses the wrong name. Marissa relives her Jonas Brothers obsession.
Talking Points: Descendants 3 Trailer, Pre-gap or Post-gap, Jo...2019-04-302h 00DCOMedyEpisode 32: May the Road Rise Up to Meet YaSt. Patrick’s Day may have passed, but the heart of the Emerald Isle still beats strong in our chests. So, we are going to express our heritage loud and proud this month by reviewing The Luck of the Irish. Join us as we follow the rainbow to find the pot of gold at the end, even if instead of gold we find confusing Leprechaun logic and a surprising amount of American propaganda.
Emma bashes her heritage and is obsessed with pit stains. Lucas flexes his Irish accent and does a one-man show. Austin realizes he knows no...2019-03-311h 51DCOMedyEpisode 31: Stop Saying DaddyWe decided to review Cow Belles this month because you all are a bunch of spoiled, inconsiderate jerks and wanted you to learn something. Now, I know that nothing about the way you behave or act indicates this, but that doesn’t stop everyone from being mean to Aly & AJ so take that! Come and change your ways by experiencing all the fun stuff this movie has…like business management and FDA regulations.
Luke makes a weird analogy and does a great accent. Emma loves manipulating men and wants the movie to be about something else.
Ta...2019-02-281h 56DCOMedyEpisode 30: Bullying And Cheating Are Cool?The DCOMedy crew is many things, but one thing we definitely aren’t is smart or athletic. Well sure enough, here comes Genius to judge our abilities of being both. Join us for a film that has kind of aged poorly, as we discover why they don’t really show it anymore as well as a theoretical particle that will change the future of humanity forever! But that’s really more of a side thing to cringey school scenes and hockey.
Luke has trouble pronouncing names and teaches science. Emma finds a new crush and wants to talk abou...2019-01-311h 44DCOMedyBonus Episode 4: A Special PlaceSorry your Christmas present ended being a little late everyone, but since Life-Size 2 just came out, Eve dolls were on back order. But still, we wanted to celebrate the long-awaited sequel by going back to the original tale of friendship, love, and the crushing weight of a dead loved one driving you to study the dark arts. Ya, know: kids’ stuff!
Emma looks into the eyes of a proud husky and reveals her secret desires. Luke can’t get over the money and feels like a creep.
Talking Points: Lohan Appreciation, Off-Brand Dennis Leary, Broke Ass Fo...2019-01-161h 34DCOMedyEpisode 29: The Wrath of LucasAll right folks, time to gather round the table (get it?) and listen as we rant and rave about the insane roller-coaster that is Avalon High. It’s a film that has a lot going for it: a good cast, a solid source material, and loads of intrigue. However, the thing that truly makes it worth talking about is how it somehow manages to completely ruin all of it.
Lucas gets way too hot on this topic and almost loses his voice. Emma is underwhelmed by the romantic lead and makes a YouTube video essay.
Talk...2018-12-311h 33DCOMedyEpisode 28: This Should Have Been a DreamWe have quite an interesting movie for all of you this month. Every time you think it’s gonna zig? It zags. Although I guess that is to be expected from the kind of superspy theatrics on display in Jett Jackson: The Movie. Come along as we dive into a movie that goes so meta with its concept of different realities that by the end you won’t even know what’s real anymore...
Luke knows nothing about this show and had portal problems. Emma reinforces gender roles and wants more romance.
Talking Points: Life Size 2...2018-11-301h 35DCOMedyEpisode 27: Risking It For The BiscuitIt is that time of year once again my friends…the spooky season is upon us! While this may just mean it’s a time of candy and costumes to you, for us it means it’s time to return to Halloweentown again. Not literally of course, they don’t have the budget for that this year. With Halloweentown High, we are going all in on the mortal world; much like Marnie is going all in with some guy she just met. Because clearly she just never learns anything, including more magic.
Emma forgets her love and has to b...2018-10-301h 44DCOMedyEpisode 26: It’s Just Not.Folks…our only real hope for this episode is that you can find some enjoyment in our deep descent into sorrow and exhaustion as we discuss the cinematic blunder that is Dadnapped. A marvel of mistakes, poor decision-making, and an apparent lack of effort. Yup, this is a bad one folks, so bad that by the end we are basically just praying for the chance to kill one of the main characters with our bare hands.
Emma needs to apologize and decided to fix her shower curtain. Luke knows what he’s about and loses control of his v...2018-09-301h 38DCOMedyEpisode 25: What The Heck Are Those Two Doing In A Tree?!It is finally time everyone. The stakes are high, but our excitement is higher. We are celebrating our monumental two-year anniversary by reviewing High. School. Musical. And of course by review, I mean we mostly just quote the best lines and shout WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS in your ears the whole episode.
Luke loves Corbin Bleu and gets cast to dub over Gabriella. Emma gets location vindication and wants to see some shirtless dudes.
Talking Points: A Cultural Phenomenon, Our HSM Obsession, The Problem with Gabriella, Karaoke Russian Roulette, Fate’s Role in HSM, Constant State of Pep...2018-08-311h 48DCOMedyMinisode: The 2018 DCOM Choice AwardsYou may remember that for our anniversary last year we decided to hand out some awards for the movies we had watched in the past year of viewing, and we've decided to do it again! However, this time we decided to take up a whole hour of your life this time so we could make the DCOM Choice Awards bigger and better than ever! So come along and see where the night takes us. Laugh, cry, and of course get angry about how wrong we are and how much you disagree with our opinions.
Emma gets heated o...2018-08-2849 minDCOMedyBonus Episode 3: This Is Prime Time BabyAfter a long wait, the DCOMedy crew finally sits down to give you the presidential treatment with a bonus episode on My Date With The President's Daughter. Join us as we discuss a film that is basically a DCOM but a little more adult since it was made for ABC. What that means is it turns out to essentially be a poorly conceived romantic comedy narrative where the writers just tried to make crazy thing after crazy thing happen to our leads.
Emma really wants to talk about the West Wing and misses CD stores. Luke’s aud...2018-08-241h 30DCOMedyEpisode 24; How Geneva Got Her Groove BackWe decided to hit the track this month with Motocrossed, which seems like it would be a film about motocross. Really it's about the relationship between a mother and daughter who find themselves once they escape the influence of the family's monstrous father. So if you expected to understand anything about how motocross works I suggest you check elsewhere because we still have no clue.
Emma writes her own movie/musical and falls for a male model motocrosser.
Luke is persecuted for his pronunciation and flexes his French accent.
Dyllan plays to his w...2018-07-311h 37DCOMedyEpisode 23: Mel’s Special LemonadePoets. Geniuses. Revolutionaries. The DCOMedy Crew has been called none of these things, but they are still here to talk about Lemonade Mouth for far longer than anyone should really desire to listen. Join us as we miss a bunch of crucial scenes and have to backpedal on them and get upset this film can't fulfill a subplot to save its life.
Luke drinks lemonade and tears up. Emma stans Bridgit Mendler and fans people with grape leaves. Ashley gets broken by some Disney Channel rapping.
Talking Points: Ashley vs. Ashley, New KP Characters, The M...2018-06-302h 10DCOMedyEpisode 22: Emma vs. Luke - Dawn of ZombiesThis month, we are looking at the most recent DCOM yet: Zombies. Surprisingly, it has left us in a bit of a standoff. One host thinks its good, one thinks its bad, but they are both definitely really confused about how zombies work. Join us for some amazing choreography, hilarious side characters, and ridiculous wig work.
Emma misses that this is an allegory and doesn’t pay attention. Luke gets his speech patterns called out and wants you to know he runs our twitter.
Talking Points: Nobody Tell Disney Channel About Us, Kim Possible Casting, Hor...2018-05-312h 01DCOMedyEpisode 21: Love...And Illegal Fishing PracticesWe decided to take a trip down to a confusingly located island this April, by which I mean we watched A Ring of Endless Light. There is a lot to unpack in this one folks, so join us as we tackle a movie with some dark turns and really strange religious undertones. Although, at its core, it is a story about a girl caught between two potential loves while trying to stop the illegal fishing industry. Oh, also she can talk to dolphins, but that's really more of a side thing.
Luke did a lot of research a...2018-04-301h 47DCOMedyEpisode 20: Everybody Loves JordanThis month, we've got Danielle Panabaker to the left and Brenda Song to the right so you know we are Stuck in the Suburbs with you. Might as well join us as we rock to the soundtrack, learn the power of friendship, and relive our youth in the early 2000s.
Emma needs a location and feel a unique mix of tipsy, nostalgic, and emotional. Luke has to translate Emma's nonsense and gets deep.
Talking Points: News Tricklins, Fake Music Magazines, Cold Stone Steve Austin, Steve Holland: Savage, Cobie Smulders, Disney vs. Nick, Badly Aged Casting, Rai...2018-03-311h 48DCOMedyEpisode 19: Hullabaloo About LoubaluIt's a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, dumps his lunch on her, and then asks her to be the star of a documentary. Come along as we jump over a big hurdle of awkwardness, try to make sense of this bonkers script, and endure more unexplained vlogging.
Emma relives her popularity and has no follow through. Luke needs a Geography lesson and flexes his film muscles.
Talking Points: Kim Possible Movie, Ironic Zombie Expectancy, More DCOM Drinking Games, Another Mean Girls Rip-off, THE RAMP, We Need To Talk About Asher, More Freakin Vl...2018-02-282h 05DCOMedyEpisode 18: Wizard’s Duel With Richard NixonThis month, we try to capture a little magic for the new year by reviewing the mystifying film Now You See It... Not mystifying because it's magic, but because this film is an enigma not even the greatest film theorists could even begin to comprehend. You might as well try one of the many drinking games we suggest with the film and see if that makes anything that happens seem like it is a coherent narrative.
Luke has amnesia about rankings and is here for the high stakes. Emma didn’t learn anyone’s name and has some fe...2018-01-311h 46DCOMedyEpisode 17: All I Want For Christmas Is Blake LynchWe saved one extra present under the tree for you guys to unwrap the day after Christmas, and no you can't return it. Take a break from playing with all your new toys and come join us as we review The Ultimate Christmas Present, where Santa has infinite magic powers, is a major creep, but owns a lovely bungalow in LA.
Luke confuses Brenda Song roles and famous Ricky’s. Emma hates the main character and the phrase naughty girl. Dyllan tells us all about Blake
Talking Points: Everyone’s First Christmas, Busy Parents, No One Th...2017-12-261h 38DCOMedyEpisode 16: Hey, SmartphoneThis month we take our second foray into the modern era of DCOMs with 2014's Zapped. We quickly learn that this is almost in no way a remake of the gross sex comedy and is really about Zendaya being bad at mind control and somehow being both feminist and aggressively gendered at the same time.
Luke loves the villains and crushes hard on Zendaya. Emma hates the love interest and wants this power for herself.
Talking Points: Zombies Looks Awful, How to Pronounce Zendaya?, zAPPed, The Mom is Bad, Crazy Cliques, The Bratz Movie, The...2017-11-301h 50DCOMedyEpisode 15: Why Is He Made Of Frogs???It's that time of year again! The leaves fall, a strange chill hangs in the air, and the DCOMedy crew reviews another Halloweentown Movie. This year we tackle Kalabar's Revenge, which has some big improvements...and some huge giant glaring flaws that make it an exhausting watch to say the least.
Emma continues to hate time travel and still has a thing for magical boys. Lucas tries to solve a mystery and drops a controversial opinion about BTTF.
Talking Points: Sister Sister Return?, DCOM Hocus Pocus, Freaky Friday: A Perfect Film, Everyone Is So Much Ol...2017-10-301h 58DCOMedyBonus Episode 2: Sing to Me PaoloAs an extra sweet October treat, we decided to put on our newsboy caps and go back to the 2000's with the surprisingly theatrically released Lizzie McGuire Movie. Come with us as we journey with Lizzie to Rome as she falls for an absolute creep, is hunted by a sadistic principal, and delivers the most iconic musical performance of a generation.
Luke played himself and proves he can do accent work. Emma is hit with intense flashbacks and is concerned about her Halloween plan. Ashley is sooo ready for this.
Talking points: Hilary’s Birthday, The...2017-10-261h 50DCOMedyEpisode 14: Time Finally Has MeaningAs summer draws to a close, we hop into our Time's Arrow Machine to travel back to 2001 with The Poof Point. Join us as we regretfully sink our teeth into this less popular DCOM, and as we realize exactly why that is. We find some truly emotionally scarred human beings who are ruining the lives of their children who really do not take their parent's impending death seriously enough and force us to answer a gross would you rather.Luke throws shade at Tahj and feels bad about picking this movie. Emma got this confused with 17 Again...2017-09-301h 49DCOMedyEpisode 13 The Cult of ProtozoaThis month, we both look to the past and to the future as we celebrate our first anniversary and review the rightfully popular Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. Join us as we learn some future languages, explore the wonderful world of 2049 (which looks a lot like Earth in the 1990's with a few floating things and outfits leftover from Tomorrowland), and meet a man who is truly more an icon than a human.
Luke messes up slang and had to record a segment in post. Emma recognizes a bad bitch and connects with a character on a...2017-08-311h 47DCOMedyEpisode 12: DB Stands For ”Dark Backstory”This is what Summer is all about: food, friends, a little healthy competition, and of course defying the gender norms we as a a society have created. Well maybe not always that last one, but here is Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-off with all of these elements and more. Come along as we follow a young man's passion to cook with way too many montages and discover a character's dark and traumatic past.
Luke bungles an intro and wants to be in a food fight. Emma doesn't care about baseball and cries hysterically. Dyllan brings his expertise to the...2017-07-311h 41DCOMedyEpisode 11: Girls Can Do Anything Boys Can DoThe DCOMedy Crew is getting summer started off right with our first foray into the Modern Era of Disney Channel as we ride the waves straight into Teen Beach Movie. Join us as we are again without a guest, as we jump into an homage to the 60's beach movies and cheesy musicals and end up finding a movie built on a series of strong choices, some genuine bops, and the stupidest villains we have seen thus far.
Emma calls out a writer and really wants you to watch The West Wing. Luke wins a bet and d...2017-07-011h 47DCOMedyEpisode 10: Paradoxes Not IncludedThis episode may be a tad long, but some guys in snowsuits showed up and said it was very important to the space-time continuum that this episode longer than normal. On an unrelated note, this month we are looking at the surprisingly enjoyable classic that is Minutemen. Come along with our hosts and their first guest in a while, Emily (@ThisIsEmeralds), on a genuinely good time travel superhero movie with incomprehensible science and where only one thing is constant: Derek is the WORST.
Emma doesn't understand time travel and doesn't care about the science. Luke gets things wrong a...2017-05-312h 05DCOMedyEpisode 9: Emma Wrote This MovieMuch to the dismay of one of our hosts, our look back on Get a Clue is finally here! Come along on a film seemingly written by pulling ideas out of a hat, where children are allowed to participate in a possible murder investigation and have both ridiculous technology and even more ridiculous outfits that make it seem like a rejected crossover between Clueless and The Matrix.
Emma has a fashion overload and gets mad at her fake superhero boyfriend. Luke reveals he has seen no movies and insults Queen LiLo.
Talking Points: Feminism Lite, Rav...2017-04-301h 34DCOMedyEpisode 8: Stand By Your MermanDespite technical delays the DCOMedy Crew is ready to swim right up and cover the wettest and wildest DCOM yet, The Thirteenth Year. Journey with us to a rustic sea village where swimming is the paragon of sportsmanship, the sound design is just a ton of insane choices, and not being able to swim is a crime equating treason. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special announcement!
Luke gets the surprised by Disney Channel and coins a new word. Emma is done with Disney TV and gets grossed out by fish ma...2017-04-091h 34DCOMedyEpisode 7: Everybody Wants to Bone the HologramTerribly sorry this one was so late everybody, but if we learned anything from the classic that is Pixel Perfect its that nobody's perfect! Except for a hologram made by a misogynistic and horny teenager that just makes fun of people's weight and does upsetting dance moves in a childrens' movie. Join us as we rediscover a film we remembered well but found the expierience of actually rewatching it to not be enjoyable at all, so that's a good sign...
Luke tries/fails to use Raviv’s proper name and misuses the word “congeal”. Emma rides the...2017-03-071h 49DCOMedyBonus Episode 1: Real Steel is Real GoodCome along with Luke and new friend Jules (@GatsbyLow) as she joins him in this extra-special, extra-long bonus episode as they take a look at the under-appreciated robot boxing movie that is Real Steel. And by take a look at I mean basically just them gushing about how much they love it and making an impassioned plea to Shawn Levy to make a sequel and give them a call to work on it. Just be warned dear listeners: There’s Lore Here.
Luke loses an argument before he can start it and body shames a robot. Jules opens...2017-02-092h 06DCOMedyEpisode 6: Stay In Your LalaineSorry this one is tad late folks, but if there were any movie to prove the idea that time has no meaning it would be You Wish! Join Emma and Luke as they take a look at this It's A Wonderful Life ripoff that is really an advertisment for mental health awareness more than anything else. Wherein a boy may or may not kill his little brother but definitely finds out magic is real despite no one doing anything worthwhile with it.
Luke relives being a younger brother and defends some Power Rangers. Emma shows how out of...2017-01-311h 40DCOMedyEpisode 5: Mountain LawWe decide there is no better way to celebrate the end of a garbage year than by watching a garbage movie....uh I mean....the fondly remembered Johnny Tsunami. Come along as we surf our way into some kind of 80's teen sports movie from despite being made in 1999 with possibly the most unnecessarily confusing setup we have seen so far.
Luke punches up the script and comes incredibly close to perfection. Emma tries out some accents and mispronounces stuff.
Talking Points: RIP Debbie Reynolds, The Heart of Ducktales, The Tsunami Identity, The Worst Family Dr...2016-12-311h 17DCOMedyEpisode 4: Open For BusinessLooks like Dr. Drakken is up to some new tricks and its up to Emma, Luke, and their guest Lexi (@lexrotnicki) to help KP take him down and also help her through some really deep boy problems in Kim Possible: So the Drama. Join us on our mission to save the world from a robot death army while also getting our groove on to some sweet Jesse McCartney jams.
Emma says things that are 100% true and loves the drama. Luke body shames a ninja and fails to defend his gender. Lexi removes the wool from Luke’s eyes....2016-11-301h 35DCOMedyEpisode 3: What Is Your Plan???Unfortunately some wayward ghosts seemed to have inhabited this particular episode, so sorry about the audio issues, but some poor sppoks aren't enough to stop us from delivering one of our most requested reviews: Halloweentown. Join our usual hosts and their very first guest Molly (@mollzydollzy on Twitter and Instagram) as they completely destroy this universally beloved treasure while also say how much they love it. Happy Halloween!
Emma reunites with an old flame and gets the creeps. Luke gets his mind blown and hates himself as a child. Molly exposes Halloweentown's bullying.
Talking Points...2016-10-311h 24DCOMedyEpisode 2: I, DemibotOur two siblings find themselves looking for Princesses down in Puerto Rico...I mean the Louisana Swamps as they dive into Princess Protection Program. They end up finding an unreasonably mean daughter, the world's worst father/secret agent, and a robot named Demetria ingratiates herself into society by being an incredible bowler and stealing the schtick from Cow Belles while teaching the world all women actually want to be princesses deep down inside.Emma gets emotional and drives her brother to drink. Luke finds some unlikely favorite characters and tries to be hip in 2009.Talking P...2016-09-172h 07DCOMedyEpisode 1: ’Cuz NinetiesRight out of the gate, the Nineties become an EXTREME factor with our first classic, Smart House. Wherein a family gets to live in a physically impossible home of the future but continually forgets just how smart the house is! They mainly just order smoothies, throw parties, and discuss the deep emotional trauma that can only come from the death of a loved one......Radical!!!
Emma avoids jailtime and discusses feminism. Luke is gender normative and laughs at his own jokes.
Talking Points: DCOM News, Katey Sagal Kills It, Computerboy, Tuna Noodle, Old Fashioned Bullying, Scientist At...2016-08-312h 24DCOMedyEpisode 0: The Journey BeginsEvery story needs a beginning, and here is ours. Two intrepid hosts set forth on their mission to watch and discuss every Disney Channel Original Movie...but first they want to fill you in on some stuff. We cover DCOM history, treasured memories, and how this whole shindig is going to work.
Emma attempts to spill some tea and shows her age. Luke fails at math and insults the audience.
Talking Points: The Era of DCOM, The First DCOM?, Halloween Based Sexual Awakenings, Hairbrush Plot Signifigance, Lasagna Alcoholism, and Luke's Wild Night In
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