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Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 248): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2025On the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas, returns to help fill in for the vacationing Justin Polizzi. And immediately Freddy is thrust into a conversation about buttplugs. Like, almost immediately. We also answer another question from Freddy's Dads On The Rocks cohost, Andre Fernandez. We tackle possible futures in Hollywood news stories with Believable or Bullshit. And we try to remember the names of characters in MCU movies without stroking out like the film Scanners. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2025-04-011h 53Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 246): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2025On the March episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys are joined once again by Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas. He puts us through our paces again with another edition of Simply Accountable. Julie goes all in on Harrison Ford. DJ obsesses again on Ali Larter and an Asian Sherlock Holmes. Justin discovers who is truly after Robert Zemeckis. And Matt besmirches David Zaslov about his weight. All that and more on this drunken uncle edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2025-03-012h 28Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 242): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2024For the final Simplistic Reviews podcast of the year, we made a double-stuffed episode full of holiday cheer, jeer, and sneers. We do an ode to the Guy Ritchie classic, Snatch. We give out thoughts on the Kendrick Lamar and Drake beef. We marvel at the everlasting beauty of Ali Larter. We discuss, once again, the Muppet with AIDs. And we have an entertainment draft where you won't believe who Justin selects on his team. All that and more on this holiday episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2024-12-012h 42Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep. 44 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 2 of 2)Happy Simply15 day! We know you're blown away on how we stretched this thing into 2 parts, hey we almost made it a 3 part because we know everyone loves Matthew. Well we are over it so we present to you part 2 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive back into those burning questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and take some notes!
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2024-11-1521 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 240): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2024On the November edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys get into some international intrigue with a new game called Where In The F&*k Is Justin Polizzi. They also point out how homophobic Teen Wolf is, how racist Liam Neeson was, and how the Hollywood term "vehicle" is overused. All that and more on another edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2024-11-012h 14Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep. 43 - Inside the PodcasterStudio - Matthew Stewart (Part 1 of 2)Today we go past the 15mins and present to you part 1 of a 2 part series on Matthew Stewart here at the PodcasterStudio. Join our students as we dive deep into the big questions you have been wondering all these years. Sit back and enjoy!
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2024-10-1617 minSimplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep. 41 - Fantasia International Film Festival 2024It's that time of the year again! Matt and Justin talk about the event of the year, the awesome sauce that is the Fantasia International Film Festival 2024.
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#Fantasia #FilmFestival #FantasiaFestival #Fantasia2024
#tv #Hollywood #FilmIndustry #MovieNews #FilmReview #BehindTheScenes #Director #MoviePodcast #FilmPodcast
#PodcastEpisode #PodcastShow #ListenNow #PodcastLife
2024-08-1515 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 226): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2024The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back for April, to fool you, once again, into thinking that it's a legitimate podcast. The boys break down the new Roadhouse film. They discuss the litany of trailers that have come out since they were last on. DJ is guilted into his weird infatuation with Anne Hathaway. They dive into the depraved downfall of Nickelodeon. And Matthew recites his favorite Vin Diesel lines of all time. All that and more...or less...who can tell at this point...on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2024-04-012h 00Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 219): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2023Celebrate the holidays early with a brand new episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this special episode, the boys discuss the smorgasbord of trailers they missed. They ruin a little history byy taking a brief look into the history of Woody Harrelson's father. They have a little early Christmas mass with another edition of Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi. And, inexplicably, they go on a 10 minute tangent with dueling, deplorable, Donald Trump impersonations. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2023-12-011h 46Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 217): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - November 2023No Shame November kicks off with the most shameless bastards you've ever or never heard of. This episode, Matthew, DJ, and Justin talk turkey about mostly everything in entertainment. From Frasier to Frankenstein. From Gen V to Hep C...but that's because Valentine caught a little something from a striper. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2023-11-011h 54Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 214): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2023On this month's episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...JUSTIN IS BACK! And he explains the circumstances of his absence...in graphic detail. Al Pacino pays a visit, Outback Steakhouse gets some shout outs, James Gunn is put on trial, and Matt and Justin try a Sequel September edition of Simple Name Recognition. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2023-09-011h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 213): Killer Joe - Movie Commentary: August 2023In celebration of the late great William Friedkin. We sit down with Simplistic Reviews Historian, Freddy Maas to figure out why KFC is as bad as we are told.
oh and of course a personal fav: https://youtu.be/1jPWGEoyJHY
Killer Joe | 2011
A cop (Matthew McConaughey) who moonlights as a hit man agrees to kill the hated mother of a desperate drug dealer (Emile Hirsch) in exchange for a tumble with the young man's virginal sister (Juno Temple).
Want More or Less? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links...2023-08-201h 49Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 208): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - June 2023On the June episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin Polizzi returns a married man. We get to the bottom of the person who crashed his wedding by boat. Matthew channels his inner David Lynch. The boys brings back a classic segment in honor of the late great Tina Turner. And DJ and Justin go on a long diatribe about the Fox series The OC. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2023-06-011h 54Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep. 27 - Inside (2023)Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
A podcast in 15 minutes-ish!
Justin is backpacking looking for something that belongs in a museum and DJ and Matt watch the film, Inside featuring Willem Dafoe's dick.
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#Inside #ShortPodcast #Podcast #Hulu #WillemDafore
2023-05-1615 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 206): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - May 2023It's May! So it's Star Wars month here on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. With Justin off getting married, Matthew and DJ are joined by the one and only Jay Cluitt. They play a little Overrated/Underrated...play TWO versions of I Don't Care...and let the obscenities fly on another game of Who Gives A F%*k. All that and more on this May the Force Be With You May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Special Appearances by Heather Baxendale-Walsh and Mark Hofmeyer.
2023-05-011h 54Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 204): Gotham Knights - Ep.1 | TV Commentary: April 2023#Podcast #TVCommentary #gothamknights #batman #TV #CW
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Since Justin decide to go get married we decided to watch a few episodes of the new CW show Gotham Knights, a show no one wants to watch. Here is Ep. 1 of a show that I'm sure will be canceled by the 8th episode.
Gotham Knights | Ep. 1
Batman is dead, and a powder keg has ignited Gotham City without the Dark Knight to protect it. In the wake of Bruce Wayne's murder, his adopted son Turner Hayes...2023-04-1651 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 203): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2023April Fools don't come more foolish than these three guys. On the Spring Fling edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the guys talk Kanye liking the Jewish people again. They spoof Mario Brothers and Succession at the same time. They play a game of Kill F*%k Marry in honor of Justin getting hitched next month. And they also go to church to confess some sins. All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2023-04-011h 46Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentary: October 2021(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Watch This Podcast Here: https://youtu.be/IyzTYTU_xLE
It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.
Child's Play 3 | 1991
It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the...2023-02-141h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 199): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - February 2023Just like Roger Murtaugh, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back from early retirement. Matthew, DJ, and Justin catch up on all the ins and outs of Hollywood they missed so far. Then they look ahead at all the things they can likely ridicule in the future. All that and more on this brand new episode.
2023-02-011h 57Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary: January 2023#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
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(This version has no audio of the movie. We have another version with movie audio as well)
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!
In Like Flint | 1967
Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cram...2023-01-202h 05Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 198): In Like Flint - Movie Commentary with Movie Audio: January 2023#inlikeflint #action #Podcast #MovieCommentary #jamesbond #AustinPowers
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(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
Justin is off on another mission. So DJ and Matt brought back Flint for another far out adventure. Grab your cigarette lighter and bring your mojo!
In Like Flint | 1967
Former Z.O.W.I.E. spy Derek Flint (James Coburn) is called back from retirement after his former spy chief, Lloyd C. Cram...2023-01-202h 05Simplistic Reviews PodcastsThe Simplistic Reviews Sketch Year In Review 2022 SpecialIt's our 3rd Annual Sketch Year In Review Special. A collection of all the sketches on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast for the entirety of 2022.
Special Thanks to: Jay Cluitt, Freddy Maas, Heather Baxendale- Walsh, Greg Cafaro, Mark Hofmeyer, Jeanette Ward, & Steven C. Phillips.
TIME CODE FOR SKETCHES
(Cast In Order Of Appearance)
0:00:55 - In The Heart Of Darkcast
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Justin Polizzi)
0:04:50 - Pratt Fall
(DJ Valentine, Matthew Stewart, Greg Cafaro)
0:08:10 - Simplistic-Span
(Steven C. Phillips, Freddy Maas, Matthew Ste...2022-12-251h 24Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 191): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2022Happy Halloween! Yes, we know we're early. But the gang at Simplistic Reviews is always anxious to start off the "Trick Or Treat" season as soon as possible. On this episode, Matthew finally gives his thoughts on Top Gun: Maverick...Justin introduces the usage of a new phrase that will surely offend someone...and DJ has a hard time describing the copulation of a plastic doll. All that and more on this eerie and irrationally fun episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2022-09-302h 16Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep.19 - PreyWant More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
DJ has rewrote prey, Matt still looking forward to cocaine bear, but has issues with this bear and Justin is happy to finally see a simple good movie for the trial price of free.
A podcast in 15 minutes!
Prey | 2022
A skilled Comanche warrior protects her tribe from a highly evolved alien predator that hunts humans for sport, fighting against wilderness, dangerous colonisers and this mysterious creature to keep her people safe.
Listen or Watch this Podcast...2022-08-1515 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 187): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2022Since Matthew apparently got infected with the T-Virus, Justin and DJ are joined by special guest Freddy Maas from the Dads On The Rocks Podcast. They discuss the CW-afication of modern tv shows, they add F-words in PG movies, they talk about how believable or unbelievable Rob Zombie's latest project is. All that and more on the August edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2022-08-011h 40Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep.18 - The Boys: Season 3Want More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
DJ has his Compound V, Matt has a guy up his manhood rubbing away and Justin just wants to avoid Homelander.
A podcast in 15 minutes!
The Boys: Season 3
It’s been a year of calm. Homelander's subdued. Butcher works for the government, supervised by Hughie of all people. But both men itch to turn this peace and quiet into blood and bone. So when The Boys learn of a mysterious Anti-Supe weapon, it sends them crashing into the...2022-07-1615 minSimplistic Reviews PodcastsSimply 15 | Ep.17 - Top Gun: MaverickWant More or Less, Listen or Watch? Click Here: Simplistic.Reviews/links
DJ has his wigman, Matt is off training at Top Gun and Justin wants to know who the hell the enemy is in Maverick.
A podcast in 15 minutes!
Top Gun: Maverick | 2022
After more than 30 years of service as one of the Navy's top aviators, Pete "Maverick" Mitchell is where he belongs, pushing the envelope as a courageous test pilot and dodging the advancement in rank that would ground him. Training a detachment of graduates for a...2022-06-1615 minSimplistic Reviews PodcastsThe Simplistic Reviews Year In Review 2021 SpecialOur second annual Year In Review special brings you all the sketches we have done in 2021 for the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Julie is your guide as we reminisce about spoofing everything from Network, to Top Gun, to GI Joe, to The Fugitive and back again.
Matthew Stewart as Bugs Bunny, Judge Redd, Scared Godzilla Tech, INTERPOL Agent Mitchell, GI PSA Kid 1, Goose, Police Officer, MacReady, Deadly Rabbi, Cosmo
DJ Valentine as Mickey Mouse, Whispering Disney Assistant, Court Bailiff Mr. Wexler, Louis Skolnick, Hans Gruber, Johnny Cage, Raiden, Skeletor, Beast Man, Confident Godzilla Tech, Captain Holt, Ad...2021-12-251h 33Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 172): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2021The Snowman cometh! December cometh! The Holidays cometh!! And so does the Christmas Episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. This episode starts with perhaps our favorite sketch of the year with guest stars we've had on throughout the year. We also enter the rectory and ask advice in a brand new Simplistic Confessional With Father Justin Polizzi. We delve DEEP into TV on TV Roundup and finish off with a little Simplistic Switcheroo. The episode is a fine wine of whimsical nonsense. Do I detect oak? Cinnamon? Rants against Disney+? You'd be right.
2021-12-011h 40Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 169): Child‘s Play 3 - Movie Commentar with Movie Audio: October 2021(This version has audio of the movie. We have another version with no movie audio as well)
It's October and spooky time is here! What more could you ask for then a talking killing doll? Well, maybe a good talking killing doll movie like Child's Play...but today we have the Dollar General version, Child's Play 3. So grab that candy corn and get ready for one boring ass movie.
Child's Play 3 | 1991
It's been years since Chucky, the doll with the soul and the voice (Brad Dourif) of a psycho...2021-10-211h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 164): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2021August is here and the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to finish out the summer. This month, the boys discuss the future of the MCU, Popeyes Chicken, the idiot who spoiled the finale of Loki for Matt & DJ, Justin's kinship with the show Luther, Papa New Guinea, treats with names that lean heavily toward sexual innuendo, the ending of Grease, and so much more. Stick it in your earholes, press play, and enjoy the hi and low jinks.
2021-08-011h 37Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 156): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2021On the April Edition of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys explain their disgust for Easter candy, Matthew comes up with a new invention that'll make billions, a special guest priest hear their sins for Simplistic Confessional, and torpedoes are away in another game of Simplistic Submarine. All that and a bunny dies...just kidding...or am I? (Ahem) All that and more on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast.
2021-04-011h 25Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 154): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - March 2021You're are gonna need the luck of the Irish to get through this St. Patrick's Day episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast without laughing your ass off. The boys weigh in on Shamrock shakes, the proper name for sprinkles, Cruella de Vil, JJ Abrams, WandaVision, and Dom DeLuise. We know...it's a weird show. Julie also has another entry in her diary centering around Gina Carano, Matt and Justin try and guess what's in DJ's pockets, and Raiden and Skeletor make an appearance. All that and more on this full pint of fun known as the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.2021-03-011h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 150): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - January 2021Break your New Year's resolutions early and enter the world of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. This month, the boys celebrate the end of 2020...briefly. They then delve into what dessert they are gonna gorge themselves on to assuage their depression from the prolonged doom of the pandemic. But don't worry...it's all fun and games as they play four of their favorite movie games to entertain you:
1. Take The F%*king Elephant...a game based on guessing the eerily similar films of Liam Neeson.
2. Simplistic Titles...a game based on figuring out which films Valentine describes i...2021-01-011h 46Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 148): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - December 2020Holiday Hijinks come once a year, and with The Simplistic Reviews here, you should have no fear!
After all the good tidings 2020 has given us, its time to head to The First Korean Church of SR as confessional gets sexy in the newest segment; "Simplistic Confessional with Father Polizzi."
Blue Collar Comedy and The Kings of Comedy talk, Matt giving people their signs, DJ creaming over the life's work of Aaron Sorkin, and so much more in this festive edition of the highest rated podcast of recently divorced dads who are planning on creating an OnlyFans Page to pay for...2020-12-011h 50Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimplistic Takes Ep. 5 | The Boys: Season 2 (E1-E7)Matt and Justin sit down here on Simplistic Takes and discuss season 2 (up to episode 7) of the best show on right now, The Boys!
2020-10-0559 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 144): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2020On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, Justin talks about his brush with brush fires near his California home. The boys discuss frightening possibilities in a segment we call Scary Thoughts. Matt compares Justin to Robert Kraft inexplicably, and DJ dresses up in order to see if Matt and Justin can guess what he's supposed to be in a game called What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this spooktacular episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast. Yes...we know spooktacular isn't a word.
2020-10-011h 11Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 142): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - September 2020On the September episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys say the first things that come to their minds when hearing entertainment news stories in Word Association. Matt and Justin set the record straight about their feelings on Rick And Morty in another edition of Simply Say Anything. DJ rants about Star Wars...again, Julie laments about her favorite streaming services, and the boys discuss Genghis Khan...in a way. All that and more on the greatest podcast on Earth. The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2020-09-011h 59Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimplistic Takes: Ep. 4 | Fantasia Fest 2020
Matt and Justin sit down to discuss some of the films they have seen at this years Fantasia Film Festival.
#Fantasia #Movies #FilmFestival #Podcast
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2020-08-291h 50Simplistic Reviews Podcasts'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 010: Bao Tran, Director of 'The Paper Tigers'As we end the first weekend of Fantasia Film Festival 2020, Matt chats with the director of the kung-fu comedy, "The Paper Tigers,'" Bao Tran.
The Washington native, who's parents are from Vietnam, talks about the Hollywood and Vietnamese film making process, and the eight year journey of bringing "The Paper Tigers' to life.
Bao and Matt also discuss 80s and 90s nostalgia, the influence of Bruce Lee, and rap cyphers and dojo busting!
"The Paper Tigers" will premier at Fantasia Fest 2020 on August 30th. Get more info right HERE on that. And...2020-08-2450 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts'''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 009: Ryan Spindell, Director of 'The Mortuary Collection'The 2020 Fantasia Film Festival is underway, and we have another great interview for you.
This time we are joined by Ryan Spindell, the director of the horror anthology, 'The Mortuary Collection.'
Matt and Ryan chat about their collective love of 'Creepshow,' how it took eight years to finally get his first feature film completed, the world building of Raven's End, and how cool Clancy Brown actually is.
Click HERE for our review of 'The Mortuary Collection'
You can holler at Ryan over on his social media links as well.2020-08-2249 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts''Live' from Fantasia Fest 2020' Simplistic Interviews Ep. 008: Ryan Kruger, Director of 'Fried Barry'For our coverage of the 2020 Fantasia Fest Festival, we are kicking things off interview-style with Ryan Kruger, the director of the gonzo alien road trip flick, 'Fried Barry.'
Ryan and Matt chat about the making of 'Fried Barry,' how he kept his star, Gary Green, on his toes throughout production, how 80s films of his youth shaped the making of the film, and what it took to make his feature film debut a reality.
Check out the trailer for 'Fried Barry' HERE
And make sure to head over to Fantasia Film...2020-08-1747 minSimplistic Reviews PodcastsWheel Of Doom: Ep. 2 - Movie CommentaryAfter two episodes the wheel has finally broken us. I believe we need to rethink things and destroy this curse from hell. Unless you girls and guys like us getting severely mentally punished…wait do you? Do you like us getting punished? How about physically punished? Hummm, maybe this is a good time to speak to you about our OnlyFans page. If that doesn't sound good, listen to this; every Monday we take a rusty linked chain and recor- Well, I don't want to spoil it. So check it out for yourself!
2020-08-151h 37Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 141): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2020Time once again to go into your room, leap under the covers, pop in your headphones and listen in secret to the most outrageous entertainment industry film podcast this side of the Rio Grande. Speaking of which, on this episode of the Simplistic Reviews podcast, the boys let loose on American icon, John Wayne. Matt and Justin take turns trying to read each other's minds in another edition of Simplistic Submarine. DJ introduces a new game centered around the demise of movie villains in Simplistic Death. Also, Doctor Doom reveals what he does for a day job. That, another...2020-08-011h 35Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimplistic Reviews Presents: Beyond the Pale Ale Ep. 010 – Ryan McKay from Living Waters BrewingIn the Season One finale of 'Beyond the Pale Ale' we come full circle and back to Nashville where Matt chats with Ryan McKay from Living Waters Brewing.
Coming up on their One Year Anniversary Matt and Ryan chat about how plans changes, almost on a minute to minute basis, in 2020, and the state of beer, locally.
Living Waters is also a part of the 'Black is Beautiful' beer project, which now has over 1,000 breweries involved.
Honestly, it has been an honor to be able to work with some many great people on...2020-07-1929 minSimplistic Reviews PodcastsWheel Of Doom: Ep. 1 - Movie CommentaryThere is a wheel that has been hidden for centuries.
Hidden from the world for the power it welds.
Its destruction is unlike anything you could imagine.
And now its back.
As a way to pick a movie, for a terrible podcast.
Behold the Wheel Of Doom!
2020-07-151h 44Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 135): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - April 2020With a world starved for content, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is here to show you how low the bar has fallen. With the help of Jay Cluitt from Life Vs Film, Jeanette Ward from The Mundane Adventures of a Fangirl, Nicholas Rehak, Steven C. Phillips from Altered Geek, and Todd Liebenow from Forgotten Films, Simplistic Reviews presents their two-part exposé on Sesame Street. The fellas also discuss which movies are to die for if ever the theaters open back up. And we top it all off with a game in which choices will have to be made on which fi...2020-04-271h 27Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 126): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - October 2019On this Halloween Edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, DJ finally gives his thoughts on the recent MCU criticism...Matthew creates a new catchphrase that is as bewildering as it is hilarious...and Justin cries...yup...he's not that dead inside after all. All that and more on a scarily good episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
2019-10-291h 34Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 124): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast - August 2019On this back to school episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. William Davis Moore, from Miscast Entertainment, sits in for the vacationing Matthew Stewart. The boys discuss...well...The Boys...TV series...they also briefly discuss the only Oscar-winning film to have a money shot in it (Can you guess what it is?)...they tackle the TransAtlantic accent and finally reveal the real person behind Warner Brothers. All That and Moore...see what I did there? Because William Davis Moore is on the...nevermind...All that and some stoking of the flames surrounding that old rumor about William Shatner's...2019-08-171h 30Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): August 2019
Stone Cold
1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m
A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.
MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.
Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days b...2019-08-121h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 123): Stone Cold - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): August 2019
Stone Cold
1991 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m
A street-smart cop goes undercover to infiltrate and bring to justice a ruthless motorcycle gang before they can carry out their plans of tyranny and murder.
MGM...oh MGM. Your copyright happy trigger finger was at it again. Nothing like editing Stone Cold a few times only to have you take it down again and again. Fun stuff MGM...fun stuff.
Take a journey with DJ and Justin to a simpler time, were MGM made fun and exciting movies existed. Sure, MGM has lost it ways these days b...2019-08-121h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio) - April 2019
So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!
The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!
Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.
Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?
So join Matt as he joins DJ in a...2019-04-011h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 118): Mystery Movie 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio) - April 2019
So last time we tried something new, something mysterious, something crazy!
The people responded and wanted more or we're just untalented hacks...anyway we did it again!
Matt and Justin watch a movie just in-time for another movie that's due out April 5. Wow a movie commentary tie-in? Kinda...But unlike last time, both Matt and Justin have seen this film before.
Sure, it may be just a one off type of film but damn its really mysterious is it not?
So join Matt as he joins DJ in a...2019-04-011h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 117): Mystery Movie - Movie Commentary: March 2019
Today we try something new, something mysterious, something crazy! DJ and Justin watch a movie like they did so many times before. But this time it's different. This time Justin carefully selected from the Simplistic Reviews ever growing library of shitty movies, a film DJ has never seen nor heard of.
And that's not all. This time DJ has no idea what he will be watching, he knows nothing, just like you!
So join DJ as he is only aware of recording a movie commentary...not what movie...but...a mystery movie!
2019-03-011h 42Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): January 2019The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!
We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.
Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!
Hard to Kill
1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m
...2019-01-131h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 115): Hard To Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): January 2019The new year is here and so is a new batch of Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentaries!
We start this new year off with a film from 90's action star and serial eater, Steven Seagal. Which Seagal film? Well, since Steven has a large collection of so bad its good, we figured we get out one of the better Seagal films that also has some of our favorite lines.
Stay warm with the boys from SR on this chilly January Sunday and let's watch some Hard to Kill!
Hard to Kill
1990 ‧ Drama/Thriller ‧ 1h 40m
...2019-01-131h 39Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 114): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: December 2018Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good podcast! The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back to jingle some bells and deck some halls with Simon Appleton from Moustache Movie News. We ask the expert in all things U.K. everything from Brexit, the metric system, and Meghan Markel...we also take a break to read some Christmas cards sent to Santa, much to the chagrin of our Jewish cohost Matthew Stewart. We also bring back one of our favorite games, Simplistic Titles, to see if Simon knows what movies are real and which ones come from the dark r...2018-12-211h 22Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSimplistic Reviews: AquamanToday we try something new. DJ and Justin sit down and talk about what they liked, didn't like and what should of been.
This is Simplistic Reviews on Aquaman.
Aquaman
PG-13
2018 ‧ Fantasy/Science Fiction ‧ 2h 22m
Once home to the most advanced civilization on Earth, the city of Atlantis is now an underwater kingdom ruled by the power-hungry King Orm. With a vast army at his disposal, Orm plans to conquer the remaining oceanic people -- and then the surface world. Standing in his way is Aquaman, Orm's half-human, half-Atlantean brother and true heir to the thron...2018-12-172h 28Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 113): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2018
Don't count your turkeys before they're clucked...that's a saying, right? The Simplistic Reviews Podcast for November comes right under the wire just in time to tell you what happened to Harry Potter, explore the career and voice of Kathleen Turner, discuss the filmography of Steven Seagal and create a brand new Pokemon. The boys test the limits of reality with the return of Believable Or Bullshit. Justin reveals which classic '70s show he'll be watching next on TV Roundup. And we flip Hollywood on its head with another edition of Simplistic Switcheroo. All that and m...2018-11-301h 17Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018
If Looks Could Kill
PG-13 1991 ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 28m
Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with two assassins (Tom Rack, Carole Davis) who want him dead.
Initial release: March 15, 1991
Director: William Dear
...2018-11-131h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 112): If Looks Could Kill - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): Novemeber 2018
If Looks Could Kill
PG-13 1991 ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 28m
Before he can graduate, cocky high school student Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) travels to France on a school trip to earn a missing French credit. But when a British intelligence agent mistakes Michael for a spy of the same name, they rush him to headquarters and assign him to capture the evil Augustus Steranko (Roger Rees), using a plethora of espionage gadgetry. Michael has the time of his life -- until he crosses paths with two assassins (Tom Rack, Carole Davis) who want him dead.
Initial release: March 15, 1991
Director: William Dear
...2018-11-131h 38Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 107): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: July 2018It's July, so that means it's time for a summer blowout episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We broach many subjects includrtl=0" width="100%">ng Star Wars' big problem, Robocop reboots, Chris Hardwick's troubles, and the Naked Gun. Yes...that assortment of subjects has never been collectively tackled before. Also Justin is put on the hot seat for the new segment Questions From The Crowd. DJ and Justin go crazy with their love for the television show 24. And the boys try and figure out films by their last line in the new game Simplistic Last Lines. All that and more on...2018-07-181h 22Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 103): House 2 - Movie Commentary (with Movie Audio): May 2018
House II: The Second Story
PG-13
1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m
A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house
where his parents were killed.
Initial release: August 28, 1987
Director: Ethan Wiley
Budget: 3 million USD
Producer: Sean S. Cunningham
Production company: New World Pictures
Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt and Justin watch a movie from the Lister requested submissions. Sometimes we find fun and enjoyable films, that ether we never watched or never heard of. But that isn't always the case. Ep. 103 we cross off another one, House 2: The Second Stor...2018-05-091h 35Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 103): House 2 - Movie Commentary (without Movie Audio): May 2018
House II: The Second Story
PG-13
1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m
A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house
where his parents were killed.
Initial release: August 28, 1987
Director: Ethan Wiley
Budget: 3 million USD
Producer: Sean S. Cunningham
Production company: New World Pictures
Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt and Justin watch a movie from the Lister requested submissions. Sometimes we find fun and enjoyable films, that ether we never watched or never heard of. But that isn't always the case. Ep. 103 we cross off another one, House 2: The Second Stor...2018-05-091h 35Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 102): The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April 2018This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back from? The Future, School, Training, To Back, In Black, Rubs, In The Habit, For The First Time, again, it's up to you to decide...
This month, the shenanigans range to these nincompoops yelling about whether Spielberg or Scorsese did it...2018-04-061h 37Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 100): The One Hundredth Simplistic Reviews Podcast: February 2018
It’s here!
No, not your tax return…
No, not another government shutdown…
No, not an actual picture of Venom…
It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast! We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president. So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear holes and enjoy the bad comedy styling of Matthew Stewart, DJ Valentine, and Justin Polizzi for the 100th time…and then…for the love of God...2018-02-172h 27Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 94) SR Podcast - December 2017
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On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an edition of Can You Dig It. They also review everything from The Punisher to Vice Principals during TV Roundup. They even get to try out some new impressions during the game Simply Quotable…and all this is bookended by Justin’s attempt to cancel a gift basket he bought from Costco…yes really. All that, a new trailer spoof, and some underhanded shots at Matt Lauer on this Season’s Greeti...2017-12-041h 34Simplistic Reviews PodcastsSR Podcast (Ep. 92) October 2017FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to Tyrese & Rock beefs, to Rush Hour sequels. The boys play the game where crossdressing is totally allowed, What Are You Supposed to be, and we all try to figure out the name of the black guy who hosted Nick Arcade. All that and more on a terror-filled edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!
NOTES
The Rock v Tyrese
Deathsalker
Justice League Trailer
Pacific Rim Trailer
MUSIC
T...2017-10-181h 00Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 90): SR Podcast - September 2017
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Hello friends and soon-to-be enemies! Since its Labor Day Weekend, the gang at Simplistic Reviews thought it would be a great time to get back to work. But it wasn't all fun and games on our Summer break. The fellas got a brand new studio...a brand new intern...and brand new ideas to pollute your brain with...like a sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun or the craziest idea for a Bridesmaids sequel you'll ever hear. In between that Matt, Justin, and DJ tackle some of the topics they missed and prepare for nucl...2017-09-031h 32Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 89): Gymkata - Movie Commentary: August 2017
Gymkata
1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m
(Trailer) YouTube
It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vacation and the beginning of back to school. So a little treat is needed and what could be better then Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas, who combines his gymnastic ability with martial arts to enter a deadly competition? I'm going to guess NOTHING!. Thomas has a few awards under his leotards. In 1985 he earned the big nomination for a Razzie Award as Worst...2017-08-031h 33Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 88): SR Podcast - July 2017FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
When this show gets to 88 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious shit! On the July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys tackle everything from Back To The Future to Judge Dredd. Justin is in the driver's seat for Word Association and tells his Steve Guttenberg story, DJ is forced to say something nice about Transformers: The Last Knight, Matt talks Castlevania Netflix 5000 on TV Roundup, and the boys take a break for the show to do a live commentary track on a television show in honor the great Adam West in a new...2017-07-111h 49Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 86): SR Podcast - May 2017
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Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Because, boy, let me tell you what, this one is a real doozy!
DJ, Justin, and Matt cover it all with their monthly news roundup that runs the gamet of nonsense to non-sensical.
And if you thought we liked fighting last month, wait until you get a loa...2017-05-301h 45Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 83): SR Podcast - February 2017
It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.
We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie's thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month's podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.
From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and spankings...to us wagering our souls, dignity and enthusiasm on 2017 films...and of course we...2017-02-121h 41Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 77): SR Podcast - October 2016
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On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're calling What Are You Supposed To Be. All that and more on this pumpkin spice latte version of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
NOTES2016-10-241h 34Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 75): Beware! Children at Play - Movie Commentary: October 2016
Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!
Beware! Children at Play1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989
Well that happened...
DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only picks up right at the end. Sure the topic of murdering demoniac crazy children is a fun idea to use in a movie but if you don't do anything with it then its pretty lousy. Hopefully the movie next time is a bit more enjoyable to...2016-10-171h 43Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 69): SR Podcast - May 2016
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On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT! Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day. Polizzi's unbridled rage and fury sends the show toppling down into a dark abyss of obscenities and inappropriate behavior with household pets. An abyss the show may never ever be able to recover from. Now doesn't that...2016-10-171h 56Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 64): SR Podcast - February 2016
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On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken. Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed.
All that and more on the Simplistic Reviews Podcast
NOTES:
FX Film
Life Vs...2016-10-172h 01Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 60): SR Podcast - December 2015
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On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo. All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show.
NOTES
Quentin vs Disney
Independence Day 2 Trailer
TMNT 2 Trailer
X...2016-10-171h 34Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 53): SR Podcast - August 2015
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Alright! Alright! The world can keep on spinning, cuz The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back! The irreverency level of the podcasting universe has just gone up as the boys barrel back into the world of movies and television once again. First they catch up with some of the stuff they missed with our annual segment Can You Dig It. Then the boys do a postmortem of True Detective Season 2 and sell Justin on the USA Network Show Mr. Robot. The boom boxes are held high to close off the show as they once...2016-10-171h 46Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 52): Never Too Young To Die - Movie Commentary: August 2015A secret agent is murdered!
Can his son, a high school gymnast, along with a spy catch the man/woman who killed him?
Team up with DJ and Justin to find out on the next Monday Night Movie Night!
Never Too Young To Die
92 mins / Action / 1986
Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lance Stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge against Van Ragnar. Danja Deerling te...2016-10-171h 41Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep.50): SR Podcast - Extravaganza!: June 2015
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Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence. Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast. Superior podcasts will look at what we're doing and probably scoff at our sheer ineptitude to barely put out a single podcast every month. Well, it's a good thing that we are neither normal, good, and...well...the only time we've been called superior is when we show up to our parole hearings on t...2016-10-173h 04Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 49): SR Podcast - June 2015
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This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza!
You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner. They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all on Simplistic Showcase. Justin and DJ later pay off a debt and discuss the 2014 horror anomaly that is Ouija. A conversation that introduces not one, not two, but three new cha...2016-10-171h 14Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 43): SR Podcast - April 2015
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Play-Doh! YA Vamp movies! Good Friday & Passover Combined! Get ready for the most eclectic episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast yet. Justin and DJ finally pay their debts to Matthew by finally reviewing Vampire Academy. And by reviewing...we mean trashing the hell out of it. They also discuss how Fox does something right with Deadpool...then something way, way wrong with Play-Doh. They also get their Artful Dodger on with the return of the segment Get Your Hand Out My Pocket. Guard your jewels in this Holy edition of the Simplis...2016-10-171h 07Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 41): SR Podcast - March 2015
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The Ides of March Approaches...and so does the March 2015 edition the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. On this episode the boys chastise the person responsible for allowing a 72 year old Harrison Ford into an airplane. Justin discovers a brand new...um...old show that is hilarious in all the right ways. DJ questions if the Tommy Lee Jones we've seen in public is the real Tommy Lee Jones. And Matt saves the lives of 3 people while eradicating another from existence. All that and more on this 1.21 gigawatt powered episode of the Simplistic Revie...2016-10-171h 19Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 35) SR Podcast 2014 Year End Wrap Up Show
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You thought you might have heard the last of us this year.......uh, uh, uh. The Best...The Worst...The Most Anticipated...And More! The boys at Simplistic Reviews close off 2014 with a conversation about the best and worst films of the year. They also take a look into the future and geek out about their most anticipated films of 2015. Justin begs for movies in the future to make him laugh, Matt admits to having a thing for maniacs, DJ’s blood pressure spikes when talk...2016-10-172h 28Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 31): SR Podcast - October 2014
As fall descends across the land, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast is the funk of 40,000 years. In this month's edition, the boys spring forward and fall back to poking fun at Shia LeBeouf's childhood proclivities, Urban Dictionary's more interesting entries, and Jeremy Renner's lackadaisical attitude toward his career. All while still having time to pay a little John Singleton penance.
As you might remember, Justin and Matt were unlucky enough to lose a game of Simply Quotable a couple of month's back and had to watch the 2001 hood classic, Baby Boy. To make a...2016-10-171h 55Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 29): SR Podcast - September 2014
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The boys are back, and ready to slap you, your momma, and your whole family in the face, literally. I mean you've heard the things they say, having your family slapped would be the least of your worries.
This month the boys have a rapid fire edition of talk in the new segment "Can Your Dig It?" And they fantasize about what might be in the pockets of film characters in the newest game "Get Your Hand Out Of My Pocket."
P...2016-10-171h 25Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 23): Batman 75th Anniversary Special
In honor of The Dark Knight's 75th Anniversary, the Simplistic Reviews Podcast got the whole gang together to talk about the legacy of Batman. Now you're probably wondering...what makes that different from any other show? Ummmm...not much. Although, the boys do hold an NFL style Draft of Batman villains who they think could kill the Caped Crusader. Afterwards the draft grades are given out by a very special guest arbiter brought in to class up and beautify the proceedings...Matthew's very own lovely wife Nicole Stewart. No, she does not show any favoritism. Yes, their marria...2016-10-171h 44Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 22): SR Podcast April 2014 - Late Edition
On this late edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matt, DJ, and Justin try to catch up on the month that was April. They take their turn ridiculing soon to be former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling then debut a new game called Simply Lying. The losers of this game will have to watch and review the 2004 film Torque. Yeah, they'd have been better off fighting to the death. We do get a pretty decent Terrence Howard impersonation from Matthew out of it and learn some of the lesser known criminal activities of S...2016-10-171h 18Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 21): SR Podcast - March 2014
Here's a drinking game. Take a shot every time the boys mention Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, wait...you'll be dead in like 10 minutes. Okay, take a shot every time they insult Michael Bay's new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. No, no, you'll be dead in about the same amount of time. Neal DaSouza fills in for an ailing Matthew Stewart and helps discuss various members of the cinematic animal kingdom. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, to Alvin And The Chipmunks, to something called Rastamouse. (And you thought anthropomorphic turtles was disturbing.) The boys also...2016-10-171h 32Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 20): SR Podcast - February 2014
In a desperate attempt the gain some respectability, The Simplistic Reviews Podcast has on special guest from Insession Film, JD Duran. But in only twenty minutes, the boys corrupt this once reputable man to the point where he is setting fire to the Academy Awards, secretly stalking Jennifer Lawrence, and verbally berating Will Smith. All in a days work for Matt, Justin and DJ. Enjoy this corrupting episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast....oh...and the boys conjure the ghosts of Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock...yeah...that happened.
Show Notes:
Uni...2016-10-171h 34Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 19): SR Podcast - January 2014
Welcome to 2014! It might be a new year, but we can guarantee that the boys will still be as juvenile as ever. In the first full podcast of the year, the gang has some fun with words as Matt takes on "Word Association." From Shia LeBouf to the latest Warner Bros/DC calamity. No one is safe.
Neal also regales the gang with his adventures with rednecks at his local Monster Truck Show, and Justin mistakenly believes Shaquille O'Neal starred in "Hanging With Mr. Cooper."
This is jus...2016-10-171h 33Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 18): SR Podcast - Oscar Nomination Reaction Special
It's that time of the year again folks. You might think "Oh, the time of the year where you continue to embarrass yourself with your inept film talk?" Well, yeah, that too, but we're talking about The Academy Award Nominations sillies.
Join DJ, Justin, and Matt as they go over the nominations, share their disdain for the people who got nominated and their joy for those who got snubbed. It's sure to be a super-rad time on this special edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
S...2016-10-1757 minSimplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 17): SR Podcast - Year End Wrap Up 2013
In the blink of an eye, 2013 is over and we look towards 2014 here on The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. In this special edition of The Podcast, DJ, Justin, Matt, and Neal give their two-cents on the best and worst of the year in film and TV, and I'm sure a lot more.
Will "Grown Ups 2" stand alone as a worse mistake than Greedo shooting first, or will "White House Down" prove that Barack Obama is funnier than Jamie Foxx?
All of this and so much more on The S...2016-10-171h 30Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 16): SR Podcast - Decemeber 2013
'Tis the season to talk movies and TV...and R.Kelly..and...um... Jolene Blalock's disappearance...and Lara Flynn Boyle? I'm pretty sure that's not how the song goes.
An oddly optimistic Justin Polizzi makes his triumphant return and unveils his latest character impression. Neal DaSouza joins us again to talk some anime and take dictation. DJ is confused over the midseason finale of The Walking Dead and discovers he has some sort of Die Hard Tourette's Syndrome. Matt starts an all out war between people of the Jewish faith and jolly ol...2016-10-171h 22Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 8): SR Podcast - May 2013
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: May Edition
May.....June....who cares? It's another Simplistic Reviews Podcast posting in June, but they're talking about things in May. Yeah, that's just how these clowns roll.
From Philip Seymour Hoffman's smack habit to the benefits of drinking whiskey during a podcast (thanks Matt), we got you covered. Oh, and why HPV saved Michael Douglas' life.
The guys also unleash their newest segment "Hey Fu*khead" where they unload on people and things that are ruining the worl...2016-10-171h 15Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 7): SR Podcast - April 2013
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: April Edition
It's that time of the month again, take that as you may, but you won't need any tampons to listen to April's Simplistic Reviews Podcast.
In this month's edition we ponder who is more evil, Red Skull or Adolf Hitler, Sheri Moon Zombie's ass, and Justin tries to sell Matt on Mad Men, and the P-word gets thrown into the mix.
The guys also test their movie quote knowledge in the new segment, "Simply Quotable," and d...2016-10-171h 11Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 5): SR Podcast- February Late Edition 2013
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast Late Edition: February 2013
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Like the old cliche; "better late than never" The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back, and we're just as cliched as we were back in January.
In this February edition we wax poetic on the failings of non-Marvel Studios films, pass judgement on Bruce Willis' latest John McClane adventure, "A Good Day To Die Hard," and rip Seth MacFarlane a new one.
Plus, this time M...2016-10-171h 11Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 1): SR Podcast - November 2012
The Simplistic Reviews Podcast: November 2012
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Welcome all to the inaugural Simplistic Reviews Podcast! This is
something that we had been planning for a while, and we finally got it
done. This edition we talk James Bond, namely, his newest adventure
"Skyfall," and remember some of his greatest villains and which James
Bond theme song speaks to us.
Not in that creepy way that your uncle used to when he was drunk during Thanksgiving.
We also talk TV, where DJ explains why "Arrow" is his newest guilty
pleasure, Justin talks about...2016-10-171h 15Simplistic Reviews Podcasts(Ep. 14): SR Presents Indie Insider - "Stuck" Interview With Angela PalladinoSimplistic Reviews presents: Indie Insider - Stuck, Interview with Director Angela Palladino
In our first in a series of interviews we will be conducting during the production of the film "Stuck," Simplistic Reviews is happy to have Writer, Producer, and Director, Angela Palladino, on this Simplistic Reviews Podcast special, "Indie Insider." SR's own, Matthew Stewart, runs the gamut with Angela that stretches from her motivation to film "Stuck," who inspires her, and what it's like to film close to home.
Angela's Indie...2016-10-1747 min