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F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastPull Her Head Off (Sub-Zero Style)Dain's New Year's Resolution is to stop suggesting that performing Mortal Kombat fatalities is a solution to your problems. Topics include dude, where's my car? The important of ball play, a pre-exclusivity fling, and bringing a cool vibe to a sex party.
2025-12-1547 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastFart PromisesThis week's episode is a little shorter than usual due to technical difficulties and Dain being bad at math. Topics include missing the giant hint, getting to the sex phase, deciding to break wind or a promise, and the value of rough oral sex.
2025-11-2440 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastThe Snapchat ImplicationsIf you're concerned about Dain's energy in this episode, just remember he's shirtless. That should explain everything. Topics include using Snapchat as a cold-call dating app, the mystery behind two hour sessions, info dumped on the Tea app, and being a starfish.
2025-08-1846 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 326 - Dain Needs Help on Uncomfortable ChairNiall has debuts a new segment that will have you wondering what people are actually interested in jerking off to. Topics include are you being a pussy, doggystyle not looking the way you want it to, being a gentle womanizer and never finding THE ONE.
2025-01-1453 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 323 - ObsessenheimerDain had a rough day, but there's nothing like getting in the closet and seeing how bad everyone else is doing. Topics include if they say they wanna bang, do they really wanna bang, desperate to kiss your best friend, post nut clarity denial, only watching Oppenheimer.
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2024-12-2347 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 316 - VoidginaWe don't think John Cena was trying to be sexy when he hit Dain really hard with a sledgehammer, but maybe we just don't know what the kids are into these days. Topics include upping your red flag game, ex-girlfriend ruining sex, second class girlfriend and the voidgina.
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2024-11-0441 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 294 - A Comprehensive List of the Most Recent Popstar BeefThis is now just a show about all the hottest popstar beef and we're okay with that. Topics include Dain's heartbreaking celebrity wake up call, how to date with a busy schedule, vegan break up obligations, too intimate for a hook up, cream pie conundrum, a friendly penis grab.
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2024-06-0350 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 293 - Intimate Evenings: Pitbull Sound Bath (Live @ The Black Sheep)Dain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month!
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2024-05-201h 28F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 277 - Everyone Needs a Work WifeThis went up late because Dain is incredibly sick and forgot what day it is, so if you want a recap: too bad. Listen to the episode and find out yourself. Also, send Dain soup.
2024-01-3051 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 269 - Intimate Evenings: Dain’s Birthday Show (Live @ Black Sheep)This month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine.
2023-12-041h 28F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 268 - Big Balls, Even Larger BoxesEvery now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything. Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the mysterious bump, back peddling on exclusivity.
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2023-11-2750 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 266 - The U2 MovementBefore the was Me Too, we had U2 and we still didn't learn anything about consent. Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last night and is hungover, so it's time to take a chance and see what the episode is about for yourself like a real adult.
2023-11-1352 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 263 - Top Tier DainIt doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier. Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker, light side and dark side feminine energy, stockpiling your nudes.
2023-10-2348 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 237 - Dain’s Cultural RootsNothing is Dain's fault and he will not apologize for anything on his journey to understand and connect with his deep cultural roots. Topics include obsolete pick-up techniques, the stigma of STIs and navigating relationships with positivity, indulging in degradation play.
2023-04-2453 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 235 - A Pubic InchThere's going to be a part in this episode where Dain gives you an instruction to do something "no matter where you are" and we'd just like to say that in hindsight, it might matter a little bit where you are. Topics include the relationship equivalent of a pit filled with blades, avoiding fatherhood in the worst way, first date precautions, shouting affirmations at your genitals, a simple birthday request.
2023-04-1053 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 227 - Still Don’t Change Your GunsHave we finally found the stinky zombie car crash boyfriend? We may never know. Topics include no sex till dating, an all-day tease-a-thon, strong candidate for most garbage human of the year, first time struggles, anti-vax ick, Niall reinstates Dain's hangover.
2023-02-0659 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 223 - Niall and Dain’s Dark DesiresIf I pass you on the street and you're holding something... just know: I thought about it. Topics include resolutions and setting yourself up for success, good girl/bad girlfriend, not okay with "are you okay?", not bailing when booty called and old timey Tinders!
2023-01-0958 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 222 - Year of the Air FryerI'm sure a lot is going to happen in 2023 or whatever, but nothing will be more important than Dain getting an air fryer. Topics include taking things slow and casual, blurring out your friends on Tinder, jealous of your partner's online attention, learning to dominate your wife.
2023-01-0251 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 221 - Sexmas Spectacular 2022Did we lose track of time and forget to do a Sexmas episode or is Sexmas whenever we want it to be? Topics include Dain settles the Die Hard debate, stinky laundry pick-up, porn and sex addiction, analingus scrub down, carding your date, stubborn spousal gift giving, having your crush called out, expecting a romcom answer.
2022-12-261h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 216 - NutsgivingWhile you cautiously store your nuts for a later date, why not consider giving away nuts for other people? Topics include No Nut November, hurting for a squirting, seeking that post nut clarity, Dain's optimistic prediction, just date your friends with benefits.
2022-11-2153 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 200 - Dick BongVote for us as People's Choice in the Canadian Podcast Awards: https://canpodawards.ca/vote/peoples-choice/
We done did it for real this time, y'all. 200 episodes. 200 hours. 200 jokes about genitalia and slandering celebrities. Topics include a retrospective on Episode 1, Dain's famous bits, a terrible safe sex option, collecting digits in the 6ix and a relationship saboteur.
2022-08-011h 02F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 196 - Don’t Change Your GunsHead on over to http://lovehoney.co/Fbuddies and use our limited time code: FUCKBUDDIES20
I don't want to spoil too much, but this week we have a very famous guest stop by or maybe Dain's just working on his cool Kermit impression. Topics include Roe v Wade protest pick-up strategies, taking time or making moves after a break up, Niall's hard stance of sitting beside your date, worrying about how your sex looks, catching your partner in a social media lie, Ted Mosby in real life, making requests that suit your sexual requirements and, of course, m...
2022-07-0458 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 191 - It’s About Damn TimeDain is fighting allergies and Niall sounds like just ate some gravel, so let's do it. Topics include a teeny-weenie bikini meltdown-eenie, a Pillow Talk game makes its main feed debut, club-going hypocrisy, talking about the coolest cartridge based technology, one night stand safety tips, getting over initial hurt to deal with the problem at hand.
2022-05-301h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 170 - The Year Where Nothing Goes WrongYou can curse us for jinxing this year only if you thank us for saving it. Topics include Dain's predictions for 2022, a new contender for longest question answer ever as we discuss the intricacies of navigating the "seeing multiple people" dilemma of modern dating, how to deal with the jealousy of other's success and looks and Niall brings a new batch of dating profiles all the way over from Ireland.
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Start Here: Web DevelopmentTeaching A Day Trader to Learn to Code with React & JavaScript (raw & uncut)Contact me to change your life: dain@hey.com, twitter.com/dainmiller, instagram.com/dainmiller--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/startherefm/message
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Start Here: Web DevelopmentThe Big Push (How to Reach Your Potential)Hit me at dain@hey.com to reach your potential. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/startherefm/message
2021-11-2925 minStart Here: Web DevelopmentCoaching is open!Hey everyone! So excited to open coaching applications! email me at dain@hey.com to chat with me directly or book time on my calendar at dainmiller.org--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/startherefm/message
2021-11-2702 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 154 - Gone Girl 2: Gone HarderThis may be our last episode as Dain travels to some non-descript farm in the rural mid-west to solve the biggest mystery of his life. Topics include recommendations and warnings for dating/self-help books, when to warn your partner of embarrassing acne, Gone Girl levels of ghosting and another impressive batch of dating profiles.
2021-09-1349 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 146 - Dave Matthews' Whole New WorldThis week Dain introduces Niall to a completely unheard of new musical act called The Dave Matthews Band. Topics include sexy lyrics, not judging lowly scumbags, a long distance booty call, a poisoner returns to the scene of the crime, confusing compatibility with red flags, embracing a completely made up bad boy persona, the dangers of bed humping, an adorable pranker and a feline Tinder takeover.
2021-07-1956 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 143 - Tight Little Lobster RollDain's all juiced up on that sweet Pfizer/Moderna cocktail and not even feeling like absolute hot garbage will stop him. Topics include Sam and Bucky's relationship, guessing if your date expects sex, a penial perjury, the untrustworthy lack of jealousy, navigating STD tests with your FWB and what to do when your cool mom really likes your cool sex painting.
2021-06-281h 05F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 142 - Submerged in SquirtDain fought the Claw and the Claw won. Topics include Batman's cunnilingus preference, a forlorn vibrator, a penis ejecting vagina, men complimenting men and the parent trip.
2021-06-2100 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 139 - Dain Ruins Rom-ComsLook, someone had to say it, but your favourite rom-com couple probably broke up. Topics include the dangers of grand gestures, integrating Tinder's Instagram integration into your dating, comparing yourself to other couples' unrealistic standards, the evolution of Game, a check-in with our favourite dreamer, annoying flirt tactics and perhaps the perfect Tinder bio.
2021-05-3159 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 128 - Bugs Bunny's Big Rabbit PenisDo you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger? Topics include Niall and Dain's cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date's pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate.
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2021-03-151h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 125 - I TikTok'd My Fortnite, Doc!You know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves. Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with herpes, being tempted during tough times, maintaining your interests in relationships and Dain's re-entry into Tinder.
2021-02-2255 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 122 - Niall's Condom SackI don't care who knows it: Leader of Men by Nickelback is a pretty good song. Topics include recurring tattoo troubles, three round sex requirement, post-sex clean up techniques, what makes sex bad, Dain's murder closet.
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2021-02-011h 03F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 114 - Good Teen FunThere's a very big announcement involving Sexmas at the end of the show, so make sure you stay around to hear what we've got planned. Or you could skip ahead to the end, but we know you wouldn't do that... would you? Topics include learning what Dain's scented candle is, being your true self, how to stop being attracted to women, navigating a Hall Pass, the importance of a safe word, our big Sexmas plan!
2020-12-0759 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 105 - Wife's Hot Friend HaremDain brings big dad energy to this one and Niall insults some brains. Topics include fortunes found in foreskin, a murdery update, a rocky honeymoon phase, annoyingly platonic dick pics, being bullied by your wife to sleep with her friend, why won't just reject men up front, an epic chronicle of perfect monster girls.
2020-10-051h 02F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 104 - Diary of a Swimpy KidThis week we bring a very important update regarding #NoSimpSeptember which we definitely take very serious and don't mock at all. Topics include women's inability to understand kindness, the hazards of a 24/7 fetish lifestyle, keeping your relationship spontaneous with attempted murder, a double grandpa situation, engagement ring conman classics, accidentally marrying a pornstar and a sex writing segment that affects Dain to the very core of his being.
2020-09-281h 05F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 101 - Sodomy MonsterOh boy! I don't know what to say about this one, y'all. I suppose this is just the energy we're bringing to the 100s. Topics include how to slow a dude's sex roll, how to bring a little 8 Mile into your relationship, boyfriend surveillance, the finest works of T. Shakespeare, the bravest bread maneuver, Dain brings us up to a date with our favourite dreamer and Niall provides quite possibly the wildest, and hottest, sex writing segment ever.
2020-09-071h 05F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 99 - Velvety Red Blossoming Delivery TruckCelebrate Episode 100 with us by sending in a short voice message to fbuddiespodcast[at]gmail.com!
This week's train wreck of a title is the result of a terrible experiment cooked up by Niall. Topics include a five minute conversation cap, appealing to white people, the most magical of Mikes, fanfiction discoveries, being TOO good, helping The Kid recover from a missed opportunity.
2020-08-2459 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 98 - Instagram Toe-Licking 101Terrible personalities, horrible podcast. Don't even bother. Topics include small penis sibling comfort, a horny milk update, an accidental first date text, being too available, approach empathy, the catalog feeling of online dating, the most graphic Instagram live video ever.
2020-08-171h 03F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 97 - Wish.com's James FrancoWe got a break from the scorching heat here in Toronto, so we took advantage by using our very big brains to answer your questions with perfect clarity this week. Topics include Pokemon passion problems, communication tactics, keeping it SIMP-le, anal inclinations, saving your tongue for marriage, and we review more of your submitted Tinder profiles.
2020-08-1055 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 96 - Horny Milk (feat. Shakun Sethi)This week we have an exciting guest, Shakun Sethi, the founder and CEO of Tickle.Life, a website that can only be described as a sexuality megasite. Topics include parent safe glory hole descriptions, sex when you're not feeling sexy, starting a conversation from nothing, the leaky boob betrayal, a third-party DM inquiry.
Visit www.tickle.life for more sex and sexuality wellness material!
2020-08-0357 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 95 - Semi-Full Time CowboyThis week Dain confronts Niall about a terrible crime and a whole new conspiracy reveals itself. Topics include astral hexing, expectations for a romantic picnic, emotional cheating, the right time to state intentions, escaping Scientology, dating profile review.
2020-07-271h 04F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 94 - The Dream GambitWe bring some real bad energy at the top of this episode because sometimes you just got to let it all out, but don't worry, we get to that good stuff in no time. Topics include not allowed to be good at video games, contrary boners, manufacturing a broken heart, looking sexy tied up, mother-daughter dildo bonding and a fun new game!
2020-07-201h 03F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 93 - Ghost Girlfriend SurpriseI know we say it a lot, but I think this one is the sweatiest episode ever. Even in the middle of a heatwave here in Toronto, we get in our murder-sweat-closest to record an episode to keep your sex at the top of its game. Topics include calling dibs on women, a potential spectral surprise, a creepy meet-cute, getting over social anxiety and improving self-worth, a date refund, sharing condom costs.
2020-07-1355 minStart Here: Web DevelopmentHow to THRIVE in the Chaotic World [Practical Steps], Book Recommendations, & How to Stay FocusedFollow my instagram: http://instagram.com/dainmiller Check out my new Dain Miller Show podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/2W5zGVYMwW1qjGllG4OnPK--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/startherefm/message
2020-07-0746 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 92 - Ragdoll FacialThis week we buckle down and get to business with possibly the most questions we've ever answered in one episode. We've set a dangerous precedent, but don't get too used to it, this much focus can only come around once in awhile. Topics include a real ex-girlfriend porn video, the creepiest clean up, a traditional family without electronics, a sexy video to the wrong fella, insecurity and plastic surgery, making new traditions for traumatic events, dating while broke, unashamed erections, a sixth grade conundrum.
2020-07-0600 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 91 - Phat Yoni EnergyCrack open an ice cold beer that may or may not include someone's genital bacteria and enjoy this week's episode! Topics include the mystical yoni, how to recover after losing a fight, a political tattoo, getting over a broken heart and accepting your vagina's plumpness.
2020-06-291h 03F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 90 - Pride MEGAsode (feat. Kyle Crawford)It's the time of year, y'all! Happy Pride! And what would Pride be without our annual Pride episode and with our favourite co-host Kyle Crawford? In dependable fashion, Kyle brings a brand new game to challenge Dain and Niall with to see who's more in touch with their queer side. Topics include Grindr's race removal, bisexual reveal, keeping it in the family threesome, making moves in this quarantine world, a video game faux pas, churning and burning.
2020-06-221h 23F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 89 - The Impossible ToiletWe're back to our regularly scheduled programming in the hopes that we can be a little bit of light in an otherwise bleak time. We hang out in the bathroom for probably too long in this episode, but that's okay because sometimes you gotta get dirty to answer the people's questions. Topics include absorbent seduction techniques, mystery residue and mystery fetish, a big small toilet problem, how to calm the My Girl in your girl, and fighting indoctrination.
2020-06-1554 min
F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastBlack Lives MatterThis week we take a step back from our usual show to use our platform to support the Black Lives Matter.
Books recommendations:
'Why Are All the Black Kids Sitting Together in the Cafeteria?: And Other Conversations About Race' by Beverly Daniel Tatum
'When They Call You a Terrorist: A Black Lives Matter Memoir' by Patrisse Khan-Cullors and Asha Bandele
'So You Want to Talk About Race' by Ijeoma Oluo
'Eloquent Rage: A Black Feminist Discovers Her Superpower' by Brittney Cooper
Important Links:
https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/
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2020-06-0820 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 88 - How Sexy Is Dain's Dad?The world is chaos at the moment. We recorded this episode before madness descended, so we hope that we can provide a slice of normalcy and maybe even a smile during these times of pain and healing.
Additional music:
Study And Relax by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5764-study-and-relax
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-06-011h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 87 - Banging Grandma While Jesus WatchesA brief apology for some of the audio issues this week, my microphone decided to crank itself to 11 while we were recording, but thanks to modern technology, we were able to fix the issue for the most part and deliver another week of rousing sex and dating advice. Topics include terrorist incels, the boundary between insecurity and invasion, clearing your mind during sex, an unexpected elderly audience, a sexual hydration solution, a hostile business takeover.
2020-05-2558 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 86 - Super Penis CocktailIt's hard to come up with these episode descriptions when all I do is sit around all day re-watching Community and working on a digital farm, but, hey, someone's got to do it. Topics include creative urine solutions, finding a place for sex when you're exhausted, natural penis enlargement, making sure you don't confuse holes, the hellish fiend Doof Deniur.
2020-05-1856 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 85 - Elusive PirateIn the interest of safety, we respectfully ask that you remain six feet away from your podcast player while listening to this week's episode. You can't be too safe. Topics include sideways boners, where are young people having sex, quarantine friends with benefits, how to leave pick-up behind and initiate sex like a human being, seducing your mom's best friend, cutting a new relationship off at the knee, dealing with tummy insecurities.
2020-05-1155 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 84 - Matthew's Famous BrisketLook, we know you've got a lot on your mind. Deadly pandemic, murder hornets... full body mythical creature tattoos. We're here to take your mind off all this craziness for a hot, sexy hour. You're welcome. Topics include how to seduce an angry woman, peeing someone else's underwear, masturbation fines, bringing the goods when you blow too soon, how to defeat a succubus, when you're bored of explaining yourself and how to communicate in a communcationless relationship.
2020-05-0459 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 83 - Baby Black MarketThis week we start off pretty butt-centric, but don't worry, we branch out. Niall gives a much needed health update and Dain is worried about the careers of porn writers. Topics include a froggy conundrum, respecting property, a cardboard cut-out situation, infant master thief or cursed couch, not owning a monopoly on your partner's love and respectful slapping.
2020-04-2757 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 82 - Mattress WifeThis is a good one, friends. We barely even have to try to keep the recent unpleasantness from seeping into this one. The only downside is that we do talk politics for awhile, but... like, not really. Topics include Trump's stunning re-election campaign, a quarantine hook-up power move, love-making laughter, protecting your mattress, dreaming of more experience, more dream analysis, letting insecurity ruin things before they start.
2020-04-2059 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 81 - Two Birds, One Ball-Gag (feat. Suzannah Weiss)This week we bring on our first honest-to-goodness sexpert! We may be stuck inside due to the recent unpleasantness, but that doesn't mean we can't reach out across this fine Internet and connect with new voices to share their wisdom with you. Topics include 50/50 sex savant, vaginal orgasm fixation, first time frustration, the band-aid scream solution, sex-induced pooping.
If you'd like to find Suzannah on social media, check her out on Twitter: @suzannahweiss, on Instagram: weisssuzannah and online at suzannahweiss.com.
2020-04-1346 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 80 - Flushing Your Gage StashWe've officially declared this week a NOVID-Nonteen episode. We don't talk about the recent unpleasantness and get back to what we're meant to do: serve up the best sex and dating advice you can find on the Internet. Also, thanks for your patience while we sort out our remote recording issues and we're happy to announce we're back at full quality and maximum boi-energy. Topics include jealous of dog cuddles, yappy women, how to know you're in love, is there such a thing as too much sex, desiring more little kisses, discovering masturbation, every man's worst Gage nightmare.
2020-04-0658 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 79 - Kevin's Dirty Dildo DishwasherI swear to God, Kevin, if I see one more dildo you're out of this quarantine. Topics include a COVID-19 check in, relationships going platonic, breaking up in isolation, not being able to lie about liking big butts, telling your partner you've had better sex, making the first of many moves in a long game, sex toy sanitation.
2020-03-301h 01F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 78 - Scrotal DistancingMuch like the state of the world, it's a bit of a strange one this week, folks. We're practicing social distancing and therefore are recording remotely, so we apologize for the audio quality. We're taking steps to improve the clarity in the coming weeks for as long as we have to continue to self-isolate. We hope you're all keeping safe and staying healthy, we love you. Topics include COVID-19, self-isolation long distance relationships, a tempting booty call, stop eating ass, a best friend boner, and a quarantine decision.
2020-03-2345 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 77 - Flatulent CatThe world is a bit wild right now, y'all. Whether you're self-isolating, social distancing or just need something to take your mind off of the craziness, we hope this week's episode provides a little bit of relief and normalcy in otherwise chaotic times. Topics include blasting your baby with sweet vagina tunes, boner shyness, period sex etiquette and concerns, orgasm sensitivity, made up boyfriends, and a noisy vagina.
2020-03-1657 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 76 - Saloon-Style Semen SpittoonOh boy, have we done it this week. If you like your episodes filthy with a healthy dose of ranting and tangents, you're in for a treat. But, listen, y'all. We got plans, so we're going to make this quick. Topics include addressing racist behaviour, dates making escape plans, a hook-up culture discussion, pre-dump warning, non-stop orgasming, letting romantic comedies ruin your life.
2020-03-091h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 75 - Gag The Raven, NevermoreWe get wild pretty much right off the bat in this one, friends. This episode is all about that cool, cool penis energy and not at all about Nazi pubes. Topics include loud parent sex, a nefarious neighbour, canceling a date and skipping straight to sex, a deodorant dick spray, pre-blowjob showers, we attempt sex writing, an effeminate voice, bailing on a date when they run late.
2020-03-0258 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 74 - Bad Lover or Great Murderer?Don't be scared by our rocky start, this episode is still packed to the brim with that good advice and plenty of trips to Tangent City. Topics include a cryptic door note, how to pamper your fuck buddy, how to recover from asking someone out and not getting a response, taking steps to rougher sex, stop wasting your time and energy on douchebags. Also, check out our new friends at Tickle.Life for all sorts of great sexuality and health content!
2020-02-2459 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 73 - The Altruism of Steven TinderWe may have missed Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean you don't need dating advice anymore. In fact, with our inadvertent ignoring of the big V-D, you may need our advice more than ever! Topics include the normal amount of likes to get on Tinder, hiding your success from new dates, when to offer a ride on a date, admitting your toxic behaviour, discounting non-hetro sexual experiences.
2020-02-1754 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 67 - Plenty of BeefNew Year, same Pod! I think I made that joke last year too, but I'll do what I want because it's 2020. Topics include Sharon Stone's dating profile, heely in or heely out, triggering PTSD during sex, keeping the mystery alive, a porn appearance accusation, interrupting your son's gay sex and Dain makes the choicest purchase of 2020.
2020-01-0652 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 64 - Exit Pursued By Bear (Named Gary)This week we drink wine and argue about what kind of clothing Shrek wears. Topics include bossy reds, meme deal breakers, freeloading sex critique, trash dick, saying the wrong name, and Dain's favourite bad sex writing yet.
2019-12-1652 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 62 - Wham Bam Arby's Slam! (feat. Kyle Crawford)You're in for a real treat today, friends. Now, I will warn you that this one is a bit off the rails, but we've got your favourite guest boy back in the closet. That's right, Kyle Crawford joins us once again to co-host this week's episode and this time he brings us a brand new segment: The Fuckly Buds Game! Niall and Dain play, what is essentially the Newlyweds Game, to see who knows the most about each other while also finding out what a monster Kyle is when it comes to rules. Topics include the mad shatter, another prop...
2019-12-021h 11F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 61 - Poppin' PlacentasIn a very special episode we celebrate the greatest of days, Dain's birthday. To commemorate thirty-two beautiful years on this planet, we pool our collective knowledge into an infinite pool of wisdom. We also freak out a lot about placentas and we put a new topic in The Box. Topics include a Tinder heist, having your cake and eating the exact same cake, why you don't take pills you get in the mail, a very tight penis, the great Instagram purge and sleeping with a best friend.
2019-11-251h 04F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 60 - Snapchat Sleeper CellDespite many cat related technical difficulties, we managed to record this episode for your listening pleasure. We only had to start and stop recording like three times, but we did it. Also, if anyone wants a cat, let me know. Topics include wedding night semen request, top secret Snapchat activation streaks, public sex rejection, the mysterious case of the text that was never sent, how Dain ruined a marriage and sexless seduction.
2019-11-1857 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 59 - One Hundred John CusacksThe spookiness of October is far behind us now and the cold winter chill has begun to creep into the closet. Dain brings a much needed update on an on-going saga and Niall reveals our first listener gift. Topics include dealing with betrayal and a tattoo Hail Mary, ignoring women for three years to attract... women, learning to not be creepy, sneaking a boy into your house undetected, being the only girl in the world to your special someone, a BetterBetch update.
2019-11-111h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 58 - The Choicest Babar PornWith only a few residual spook-stains from Spooktober, we roll into, in Dain's opinion, the best month of November. As the crisp fall breeze gives way to the cold winter wind, let us keep you warm with the hottest sex and dating advice. Topics include an annoying question, the no kid clause, the sinister sensation of having a taste for the younger flesh, hobbies that get the tail to chase you and performance sex.
2019-11-0449 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 55 - Slippery Steve's Soul PatchThis week Niall makes a really good joke. I mean, like, he makes a really, really good joke. And if that doesn't make you horny, Dain brings back a baffling previous question-asker for a much needed update. Topics include birthday texts, falling in love in three days, another prophetic dream, drive-by flirting, the great sugar daddy gift card scam, forbidden erections and the past kiss haunting.
2019-10-141h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 54 - Luke Warm Steve AustinOh boy. We enter year two hard this week by, maybe, just maybe, revealing we've secretly been terrible people (Dain especially) all along. But that's okay because we accidentally start this week's episode by just getting right into the advice with some hypotheticals. Also, this week we start a box in which we take stupid societal concepts and just lock them away for good. Topics include bad dick game, t-shirt exposition, parental sex toy bamboozles, bedroom raincoat mistake, exposing your number, staying in her pushy, and cougar huntin'.
2019-10-071h 10F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 49 - Yommy MommyThis week Dain wrangles a drunken Niall through the episode, but not without dropping some serious revelations. Niall comes up with the best and worst relationship analogies. Topics include a baby named Misogyny, wholesome porn, when to say the L-word, learning nothing on a first date, seducing MILFS and jail bait.
2019-09-021h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 47 - Breaking the Banjo StringWe've done gone and done it this week, that's right. It's first ever podcast unboxing. We then aggressively tackle a single Agent's questions with a few delves into the Reddit reservoir while getting into some unexpectedly deep tangents. Also Dain Google image searches something he wishes he could immediately un-see while his cats sing us the songs of their people. Topics include dating other people, avoiding monotonous sex, clitnipulation, sex addiction and the dangers of game, a comprehensive guide to handjobs and blowjobs.
2019-08-191h 16F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 46 - The Adventures of Boomerang ManWe're just a couple of sweaty, melty, hot boys this week. The closet has reached peak summer temperatures and the only thing saving us is this new, chill energy from not recording on our usual day. Niall is well fed and Dain's got some serious punch energy happening. Topics include keepin' it casual, vlog couples, a once in a lifetime jerk-off experience, an immediate blowjob, the skinvisible man, swallowing your pride and not eating lead, how does cuddling work, and an apology from Boomerang Man.
2019-08-1259 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 44 - Your Special Bee TreasureNiall has a sore butt and brings a forbidden book into the closet. Dain finds an incredible resource and new personal hero. Topics include a polite rejection response, the tragic bee coma, a platonic wedding date (or murder), being pretty enough to be a stripper, the latest in the BetterBetch saga, an ass like a chow's tongue, how to make want me tonight and looks DO matter.
2019-07-2959 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 40 - Min-Maxing Your OppressionWe're not sure we're going to make it through the summer in this here recording closet. This week, we're barely clothed and summer has just begun. But shedding our clothing also means we're shedding our societal burdens allowing us to give you the rawest dating and sex advice on the Internet. Topics include banging your best friend's best friend, orgasm inception, financial burdens and responsibilities, a sneaky pork experience, vaginal death-grip, a one-week "betrayal" and a brand new segment from Dain.
2019-07-011h 00F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 36 - Virginity Tight FiveOh boy. This week Dain is deep in that cold medication high and Niall is still recovering from being blasted, Baja-style. We kind of blew up over night on Facebook and got flooded with messages by a certain kind of people looking for a certain kind of sexual service that we, in fact, do not provide. Topics include Facebook Message dramatic readings, how to undate someone, small-scale PDA consent, the threesome test, "She's All That"ing yourself, high sex drive insecurities and your virginity comedy set.
2019-06-031h 04F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 35 - The "Science" of NipplesDain doesn't wanna brag, y'all, but he made it through an entire recording session without dropping his phone while Niall manages to stay alive while recovering from a weekend trip with the lads for a bachelor party. Topics include overthinking confidence, why game isn't taught, a slut in the sheets and a queen on the streets, World War III and a brand new segment!
2019-05-271h 15F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 33 - Friend BrothelThe closet is less crowded this week as we've returned to the tried and true format of just two boys in the room bringing you the freshest dating and sex advice. Dain brings a much anticipated update on last week's introduction to Cooking with Ricardo and we both manage to not rant about how garbage Game of Thrones has gotten. Topics include karaoke introduction, TV boob jealousy, petrified goat orgasms, heartbroken dumper, fun and flirty sex friends, vagina snorkels, death and mistresses and what to do while your blasts her clit.
2019-05-131h 15
F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastNew Guys - S03E01: All InWe finally got there, (one of) Dain's favourite episode(s)! We go 'ALL IN' to the season three premiere after the cliff-hanger ending of season two and start talking about our least favourite parts of the series, how Winston becomes Dain's favourite character and the downfall of Schmidt as well as all the big things to come. Grab your most difficult puzzle, a pile of almonds and let's do this episode as dirty as we can.
2019-04-0133 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 26 - Unintentional SploshingWe're back to our regularly scheduled podcasting! Last week we took a break from the usual format to celebrate 25 episodes, but now we've jumped right back into that dirty, sticky sex advice you crave. This week, for some reason, Dain's acting education saves the day. Dain's hungover and Niall just won't stop yelling, or at least, it feels like he's yelling. Is he yelling? Topics include after sex sheet wipe, revenge threesome, tongue exertion, shitty condom Houdini, ruined meat sheath, the phrase to finish him with.
2019-03-1852 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 22 - A Clandestine SniffWe're done with themed holiday episodes for awhile now and Dain couldn't be happier! And sure, we may have said that we were going to be brief (even quoted Shakespeare), but that doesn't mean that this episode isn't one of our longest ones yet. Don't worry, that just means we've jam packed it with the best dating and sex advice you can get for free. Topics include how to impress women like an idiot, being too "polite", why online dating matches are boring, what her PROBLEM is, simultaneous orgasms, round two wet noodle, moving on and the sweet scent of...
2019-02-181h 14F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 15 - Lock N' GrindNew year, new pod! Dain comes in hot with the best addition to the podcast since we started buying better whiskey! Let's make this year of great sex and we're here to help you with everything you need to accomplish that. Topics include mafioso MILF, the age gap, break-up recovery, and the ineffective stick and swirl.
2019-01-0748 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 14 - Johnny Wolf's Sweat CaveSo long, 2018! Ring in the New Year with your favourite buddies as we dish out this year's last servings of sexy knowledge to help you navigate the troubling time that is New Year's Eve. We're not going to lie, we barely answer any questions and spend more time detouring into Tangent City, but it's New Year's, we're full of whiskey and we're having a good time! Topics include the free flight surprise, being homo-kay with your gayness, the great New Year's orgy mystery, Dain's excellent solo New Year's adventure and the hot dumpster fire that is Riverdale.
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2018-12-311h 13F*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 9 - Butt ParanoiaIt's the day after Dain's birthday and not even that sweet birthday hangover can stop us from bring that deliciously dirty dating and sex advice that you so desperately need. Topics include pet names, the Tinder solution, trying force a relationship, dick snapping cowgirl and a shitty surprise.
2018-11-2649 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 7 - Sweet Dick EnergyDain survived a vicious caterpillar attack in New Orleans and has rejoined Niall to bring you hot, sticky, southern charm-filled advice. Grab yourself a glass of sweet tea and pull up a chair because we're here to solve all of your sexy troubles. Topics include slowing your roll, enhanced jerk-off stigma, the ballad of Chlamydia Claire and loving your dick.
2018-11-1253 minF*ck Buddies: A Sex and Dating Advice PodcastEpisode 6 - Chronicles of Riddim: Squirm ProtocolEven when Dain is in New Orleans, the sex advice train cannot be stopped, unless you ask it to because consent is important. Topics include wild sex, the silent starfish and the least sexiest songs.
2018-11-0545 min
Start Here: Web Development10 Reasons Why You Still Haven't Gotten a Job in Web Dev10 Reasons Why You Still Haven't Gotten a Job in Web Dev by Dain Miller & StartHere.FM--- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/startherefm/message
2017-10-2729 min
Start Here: Web Development31. All Q&A, All Day! JavaScript, Freelancing, Clients, & How to Handle Challenges as a Developerhttp://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!Quick note: I recommend listening to this episode at 1.25 - 1.5 speed! It's a long episode, so it's a great time to experiment with increasing the speed to get more listening done! We cover Questions on Javascript, Freelancing, How to Learn, Job Interviews, How to Handle Ageism in Tech, & everything else!Topics covered:- The State of React in 2017- The Best JS Frameworks to Learn for 2017- How to split backend and frontend for complex apps- The FASTEST Way to...
2017-01-1935 min
Start Here: Web Development29. How to Eat and Exercise for Better Programming (& My Latest Experiments)http://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!Hey everyone,Thanks for being a listener and subscriber. Trying something incredibly different for this episode, just trying to have fun with the podcast and add music and other things I enjoy. Let me know what you think. miller.dain@gmail.com I'll be back next time with some hardcore technical content for ya. But for now, eating and exercise. I know it's a touchy subject, but we gotta' talk about it. It will change everything. Thanks to DJ Sh...
2016-09-2248 min
Start Here: Web Development6. Introduction to the Back-Endhttp://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!Connect with me on instagram or twitter @dainmillerProgramming can seem magical and confusing. Listen to Keith and Dain provide an overview about the web development back-end. Learn how everything fits together and when you’re done, choose a programming language that you’re comfortable with.Building Blocks (the Stack)Operating System (OS)ServerDatabaseLanguageFrameworkApplicationInterface (front-end)Roadmap CategoriesPlease be patient as we make this awesome!Front-EndBack-EndAdminCareerLifestyleProject WorkflowCommunity & NetworkingResourcesPHP (Codecademy tutorial)Ruby: Learn The Hard WayRuby: Learn with VideoRuby: Learn the Canonical WayPyt...
2014-09-1626 min
Start Here: Web Development5. Launching Your First Websitehttp://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!Connect with me on instagram or twitter @dainmillerFollow Keith and Dain as they talk about what it takes to launch a website. They discuss the technicalities and other considerations you should think about before taking your website live.Show NotesPort Townsend, Washington – Keith’s soon to be favorite placeiOS Development – A thing we all love but hate at the same timeHover – Buy a DomainHostgator – Host a Site for $1 – $3/monthBluehost – Host a site $3 – $5/monthSmush.itKraken.ioImage Magick SearchHow website speed effects bottom lin...
2014-09-0444 min
Start Here: Web Development4. Web Dev Toolbelthttp://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!Connect with me on instagram or twitter @dainmillerJoin Keith and Dain as they discuss the tools and software that you’ll need to start a career in web dev.We encourage you to explore which tools work best for you. However, dedicate enough time to each tool so you can fully experience it (~3 to 4 weeks). Text EditorsSublimeSidebarEnhancementsGitGutterEmmetAtomNotepad++Vim/EmacsTextmateIDEsJetbrains IDE’srubymine (ruby)pycharm (python)webstorm (javascript)php storm (php)Coda (front-end IDE)Robust IDE’sVisual Studio (contains functionality for all lang...
2014-08-1349 min
Start Here: Web Development3. Introduction to CSShttp://advancedbeginnerchallenge.com – I built a course to get your first job in web development, or upgrade from Junior to mid-level!In episode 3 Dain & Keith talk about areas of CSS that you should take time to understand. Resourceshttp://learn.shayhowe.com/html-css/getting-to-know-css/ with Shay HoweAfter doing this lesson you'll understand more about the CSS cascade, specificity, selectors, common values and lengths.http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/css/reset/ by Eric MeyerCSS Frameworkshttp://getbootstrap.com/http://foundation.zurb.com/http://getuikit.com/Talk to UsWhat do you think are the most difficult CSS concepts to understand? miller.dain@gmail.comConnect wi...
2014-08-0333 min