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Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 124: Kingdom Hearts 3 part 2Jake and Rich (or is it.... Rachel?!?!?!?) get back to business after a somewhat insane delay to continue our run through Kingdom Hearts 3! Game talk starts around 25 minutes in where to discuss Sora talking toooons of trash, old threats seeming somewhat aimless, the main characters also being somewhat aimless, the games lack of any real damand on the player to be skilled, why some worlds are excting and others are not, and much much more (not to mention Jake frequently drumming on his table - seriously dude wtf!) on the latest episode of DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! ...
2022-10-232h 03
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 121: Game Music Celebration 2022Rich and Jake take a brief break from talking about and replaying old RPGS to give some of our favorite game music a proper spotlight. Prepare for a lot of kickass tunes and gushing about drums, swelling orchestration, and good vibes. INTRO and other songs: Seroiusly too many too list, music and their sources are listed thorughout the episode! If you have any qustions or just want to say hi, reach out to us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or @damnchocobo on various social media sites.
2022-06-121h 47
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 120: Final Fantasy Tactics part 13After 18 minutes of typical catchinig up nonsense, Jake and Rich get down to talk about the finale of Final Fantasy Tactics. Tragedy and Triump, a very long optional dungeon, obtuse rare item aquisition mechanics, and a metric ton of butts getting kicked await on the latest tear jerking soul breaking episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intro: Decisive Battle by Lorenzo de Sequera Outro: Loveletting by VV
2022-05-141h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 118: Final Fantasy Tactics part 11After what feels like constant wild ass life events the duders (and occasionally Rich's daughter Darcy) FINALLY get it together and put out ANOTHER EPISODE! After a brief 10 minute catch up on random goings on they get down to talking about how badass THUNDER GOD CID really is, how incredibly badass Agrias can be, more goings on in the Beowulf & Reis sidequest storyline, THE AQUSITION OF CLOUD, and some fights against dudes that Jake really really did not enjoy. All of this and more on the latest UNPRECEDENTED WORLD CHANGING EVENT we call DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!!! As always i...
2022-02-081h 47
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 116: 2021 Year End Celebration featuring Diablo 2Rich and Jake celebrate 2021 coming to a close by popping some drinks, playing Diablo 2 and talking about their favorite games, movies, tv shows, and other things of the year! As always, if you want to reach us feel free to email us at damnchocobo@gmail.com or at all the usual social media sites @damnchocobo Mid episode break: Twisted Tongues by AFI
2021-12-302h 42
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 112: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 8A continuation of last episodes discussion on collecting habits along with Rich talking about his new acquired Nintendo Switch starts the episode up until about the 19 min mark. From there we return to the land of Ivalice to wrap up chapter 3! Agrais' capability to wreck house, ninja's being both awesome to play as and awful to fight, Rich charging into battle overly aggressively, Ramza butting into some other families business, some hilariously effective boss strategies and MORE await on the latest SPOOOOOOKKKYYYY Halloween spookshow we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!!! Happy Halloween, folks! Intro: Antipyretic (remastered) by...
2021-10-211h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 111: Final Fantasy Tactics part 7Rich, as is expected at this point, goes off on a very lengthy tangent about bad buying decisions and falling down a collecting rabbit hole for 32ish minutes so fast forward as you see fit. Afterwards we rejoin Ramza and Co. as we deal with foolish family members, foolish politicians, foolish shadowy organizations, foolish army deserters and generally all manner of foolish people doing fool stuff leading them to die (like fools). ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MORE on the latest incredibly foolish episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Intro: Apoplexy (Metal Guitar Cover) by Ferdk
2021-09-291h 27
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 110: Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6After 26 minutes of Rich pontificating various stuff like death and its relation to narrative in games - we get back down to Ivalice and stomp some mud holes in many many fools. Job class planning, sensible politics being ignored in favor of stupidity, super horny demons, and more await on the latest poorly planned but sort of competently executed random battle we call DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!! Intro: Our Hero's Journey Our Hero's Journey by Faseeh featuring Sirenstar Outro: Stroke by Apocalyptica As always feel free to reach out to us @damnchocobo on the main s...
2021-09-101h 35
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 107: Final Fantasy Tactics part 3After a short 15ish minute talk about how free time can effect ones enjoyment of a game, Rich and Jake jump back into the GLORY that is Final Fantasy Tactics. Ramza being clueless to how is family truly operates, Delita having a rough time, Argath (or Algus depending on your version of the game) being a complete asshat, and a whole bunch of pricks with good motivations but absolutely awful actions await on the next surprisingly consistently released episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!! As always if you want to contact us you can reach out at damnchocobo@gmail...
2021-06-111h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 104: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 6After spending waaaaaay too long (about 38 minutes) talking about some stuff from last episode and "Zack Snyder's Justice League" - Jake an Rich wrap up our return to Final Fantasy VII. For the last time? A whole bunch of fetching random stuff, catching birds and makin' them bang out, getting stomped by super-bosses specifically designed to stop asses, and the final descent into hell await on the Noob Fan Favorite thats totally not as great as everyone says and they only like it most because its their first podcast we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! If you h...
2021-04-013h 02
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 103: Final Fantasy VII Redux Part 5After 29 minutes of Rich Talking about Fortnite (FRIGGIN SNAKE-EYES!), reading old Transformers comics and nearly freezing to death the guys get going on the penultimate episode of their Final Fantasy VII run. Hojo being a massive piece of Trash, Cid being less of a piece of trash but still a prick, The Turks deserving to die, going into outer space, Shinra doing one thing that isn't actually evil, Bugenhagen holding court, and anticipation for our talk about Chocobo breeding next episode ALL AWAIT on the most recent FREE DLC for the ongoing pop culture mashup we call DAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!
2021-02-281h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 102: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 4After 17 minutes of build up Jake and Rich return to the very sad place we left off at in Final Fantasy VII. A quest for revenge, several questionable decisions, the dumbest prison escape ever, some Kaiju, and one of the trippiest/weirdest/best parts in the game await on the latest jam we call DAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Intro: FF7 Who...Are You Music Remake by Enrico Deiana Outro: Basket Case by Greenday
2021-01-312h 11
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 101: Ringing Out 2020 featuring MinecraftBringing 2020 to a close and looking forward to 2021 - Rich and Jake talk about cool shit they bought, played, and experienced over the last year all while getting tore up and playing Minecraft for the first time ever. First Break: "My Ex's Best Friend" by Machine Gun Kelly. Second Break: "Hydrochloride" by Ghostemane
2021-01-102h 09
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Episode 100 CelebrationSomehow against the odds these two dipshits made it to episode 100! Taking a brief break from talking about their replay of Final Fantasy VII, Rich and Jake take a chance to look back on the last 9 years of recording this nonsense. Talk about failures, successes, and how much longer are we going to be able to keep this up await on the latest nostalgia stricken look back at the past we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!!! OUTRO: Over the Mountain by Ozzy Osbourne.
2020-12-311h 29
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep 97: Final Fantasy VII Redux part 1After 17 minutes of nonsense Rich and Jake begin our loooong teased return to Final Fantasy VII. Once again we go back to the original Final Fantasy VII to give a proper look, this time with the context of playing and talking about faaaar more Final Fantasy games as well as just becoming far better podcasters than we were 9 years prior. Nostalgia about the game (both from playing it as teens and playing it for the initial episodes of the show) , admiration of the ambition of the Squaresoft team, adoration of the overall weirdness, some straight up...
2020-10-294h 08
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep 96: Final Fantasy XV Dawn of the FutureRich and Jake READ A BOOK! But first we walk about OTHER books for 17ish minutes before getting started on the Final Fantasy reading content. Follow along as we recount the novel detailing an alternative ending to Final Fantasy XV originally intended to be released as DLC. New characters, old characters returning, some getting FAR more development, some just being cool as hell, others becoming the greatest, others becoming massive piles of trash worthy of an ass kicking. All this as MORE await on the latest long awaited but highly anticipated and feared we might die before...
2020-10-022h 21
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 95: FFXII part 6Buckle up for near 4 hours of Chocobo goodness as the duders wrap up the epic that is Final Fantasy XII. After 30 minutes of talk about music and cancer, Jake and Rich get on topic to talk about the game wrap-up for this legendary run. The most obnoxiously long dungeon in a game full of excessively long dungeons, a whole bunch of bosses (some super, most pretty forgettable), some EXTREME gear gathering coupled with some EXTREME dungeon spelunking, along with some EXTREME butt kicking, and some EXTREME power-leveling, along with some unexpected character turns, and a much anticipated...
2020-09-053h 55
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 94: Final Fantasy XII part 5After a very short talk about Jake being a total bro during a rough week for Rich the episode proper starts around the 6 Min mark. THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS EPISODE as Rich and Jake and a group of people we kinda like but don't particularly care about really step into some poo as we learn all about the clearly dangerous and not particularly trustworthy Occuria. Shenanigans acquiring chops, hunting lots of monsters, a impressive feathered specimen, discovering just how deeply hidden this games side quests are, some dad drama (both in game and out) and a whole...
2020-08-012h 07
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 7Rich and Jake have a chat on what the future installments of the Final Fantasy VII Remake have in store for us. What changes do we expect to be made, what changes SHOULD be made, and what things should be left alone.
2020-06-2258 min
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep 93: Final Fantasy XII part 4After a brief MODERATELY SPOILERY talk about FF7 Remake we get to proper FFXII business at about the 14 min mark. Rich and Jake spend a whole lot of time walking. And Fighting. And Walking. And Fighting. And then there's more walking. Followed by even more fighting. So much the same thing we have to debate the order of the areas we walk and fight through. There is little to no plot development. Jake gets his ass kicked a bit so thats pretty cool. All this nothing and more await on the latest hot mess we...
2020-06-011h 46
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 6Rich and SOMEONE? talk about fan communities on the interwebs. The good, the bad, and the fuckin' nasty. Our histories participating in fandom online from forums to social media to comments sections.
2020-05-261h 20
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep 92: Final Fantasy XII part 3Rich spends the first 24ish minutes talking about the Final Fantasy VII Remake (minor spoilers!) before getting down to business with FFXII. Jake and Rich continue on as Vaan makes an ass of himself numerous times, we run into a spoiled little turd who is actually quite useful to have around, debate how much like Prince some guy looks like, feel defensive about how Fran is treated by other bunny ladies, and overall have a mostly ok time. Mostly. For the most part. Its fine. Mostly fine. *shrug* All of that and much much much much much...
2020-04-142h 41
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 5Jake and Rich hunker down hiding from virus ravaged landscape of the world and have one last pre-release chat about Final Fantasy VII's Remake as we discuss a little bit of history, a bit of news and talk about the recently released demo.
2020-03-301h 21
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 91: Final Fantasy XII part 2After about 27 minutes of talking about bad financial decisions and reminiscing about how awful Rich's parents can be, the boys finally get down to business and talk Final Fantasy XII. Rich and Jake and Captain Basch continue their journey after escaping from the Nalbina Dungeon. A chase to find Penelo, a meeting of mysterious new kid, some running away like a full on bitch, along with a bit of setting off alarms on purpose just be beat up guys AND A WHOOOOOLE LOT MORE await on the latest relaxing and calming ASMR experience we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOO.
2020-03-071h 59
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo: Bird Droppings Episode 4Rich and Jake take a moment to talk about how gaming has handled crossovers between different properties. Jake putting up with Rich's unabashed adoration of Todd McFarlane and the crew getting some serious love on NBA Jam await on the latest episode of our short discussion series, Bird Droppings.
2020-02-1758 min
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 90: Final Fantasy XII part 1After 31 minutes of talking about parenthood stress, Batman Arkham games, the recent PsOne era Final Fantasy remasters, and lots of Kingdom Hearts 3: Re:Mind, we finally get down to business and get into the semi controversially received Final Fantasy XII. Does Jake have a problem with it like he does most things? Does Rich STILL think it takes too damn long to do anything in it? FIND OUT in the latest retro remake remaster rerelease we call DAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO! Intro: Giza Plains remix by Betoceba Outro: Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward
2020-02-012h 31
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 89: 2019 Year End Special + the BouncerNOTE: Traditional Episode Format starts around 1:35:00 mark. Jake and Rich celebrate the end of 2019 and ring in 2020 with the LEGEND that is SquareEnix oft forgotten Ps2 "classic" called "THE BOUNCER." Punching and kicking and awkward dog collar related clothing choices await along with our individual TOP 10 FAVORITE THINGS OF 2019!!!!. All that and a ton more on the last inebriated but not quite as drunk as you'd think episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Intro: Degeneration X Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Intermission: Triple H "My Time" Theme by Jim Johnston and WWE Outro: Chris Jericho "Wall of Jericho" Theme by...
2020-01-222h 55
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 88: Final Fantasy V: Part 5NOTE: FFV talk begins around the 11 min mark. A team of 3 rad ladies and one lucky dude roll into the final dungeon of Final Fantasy V and Rich and Jake are right there with them to see ExDeath finally get his. Along they way they meet a whole crew of nasty dickbags whose names we don't remember "BECAUSE IT DOSEN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!!!" and have to show them just who has THE BIGGEST PYTHONS IN THE WORLD, BROTHER!!!! NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG IT! Now hurry up and watch the greatest show in podcast entertainment better known as ...
2019-12-292h 11
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 87: Final Fantasy V: Part 4NOTE: FFV talk beings around the 29 min mark Butz and crew begin their final approach on the end of Final Fantasy V and Jake and Rich ride along to see them gather the Four Tablets, the Twelve Sealed Weapons, a bunch of summons and some sweet magic. Along the way they get they kick a whole ton of rear ends, find themselves on the receiving end of more than a few whuppings, along with a whole lot more on the latest and greatest show in the wooooooorrrld DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: FFV Prelude To The Void Remix by Algamest Outro: War Pig...
2019-12-272h 41
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 86: Final Fantasy V: Part 3FFV talk starts around the 23 min mark. Rich and Jake return to the many lands of Final Fantasy V to help Galuf and friends rock ExDeath's world. Power leveling jobs versus character levels, Galuf being a badass, Gilgamesh being a huge chump, Bartz's family drama, a sad little girl, a sick dragon, a dickbag tree, and a whooole lot more await on newest creepy crawly and most definitely haunted episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: FFV Home Sweet Home Instrumental Cover by Orchestral Fantasy Outro: Stranglehold by Ted Nugent (what an unexpected choice by Jake!)
2019-10-273h 34
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 85: Final Fantasy V: Part 2Final Fantasy V content starts around the 13 minute mark! Jake and Rich continue their journey through the surprisingly great gem of the 16 bit era, Final Fantasy V. Bumbling around the world, finding a boat, getting lost at sea and nearly stuck because of it, losing that boat, getting another one, flying I think (?), traveling through time and space, Jake probably dies at some point and its funny, resurrecting a evil guy, and I dunno other stuff. ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE LATEST FM STAPLE HIT WE CALL DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Battle of the Bridge (Cover) by GaMetal Outro...
2019-10-272h 15
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 84: Final Fantasy V: Part 1FFV talk starts in full force around the 26 min mark but we get into some SquareEnix FF talk in the build up. Jake and Rich take a trip to the distant past to once again visit a game on the more retro side of Final Fantasy's history with the oft forgotten FFV. Discussion of silly Japanese vs English names, character sprites not matching character art, bad attempts at hiding ones sex, how badly we really want to play Tactics now, and how Square just isn't the Bret Hart of RPG's anymore (as in the Best There Is). All t...
2019-08-183h 06
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo: Bird Droppings: Episode 1What constitutes a real and terrible villain? One that is both likable in a sense yet despicable. Listen to Rich and Jake rant, ramble, rave, and agree that British Villains are the best in the very first Episode of Damn Chocobo's Bird Droppings!!!
2019-07-2839 min
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 83: Final Fantasy XV: Part 6FFXV talk starts after 30 minutes of Marvel Comics talk! Jake and Rich and Gladio and Prompto and Ignis and our boy Ardyn all return to wrap up the DLC portion Final Fantasy XV. Surprise at just how good the DLCs are, how excessively masculine Gladio is, Promto's concerns about his origins, Ignis stepping up in a HUGE way, Ardyn finally being revealed to actually be awesome, and more hotness awaits on the latest additional pay per chapter or buy the season pass edition of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Intro: Omnis Lacrima (Symphonic Metal Cover) by FalKKonE Intermission: Prayers for Rain by t...
2019-07-073h 40
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 82: Final Fantasy XV: Part 5FFXV Talk starts at around the 28 minute mark after a lengthy talk about Kingdom Hearts III (SHOCK!!!), Spiderman for Ps4, and Game of Thrones. Plot continues taking off at a rapid pace as Rich and Jake roll with Noctis and his dude bros while they roll on the finale of the controversial FFXV. Talk of Ignis' new character development, Noctis having a whoooooole lot of dramatic moments, Gladio being a dick, learning Prompto's origins, finally touching on some notable differences between what Rich played when the game initially released, a bunch of bosses, Ardyn reaching n...
2019-05-123h 29
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 80: Final Fantasy XV: Part 3Episode starts around the 28 min mark after a lengthy semi spoiler-ey talk about the Resident Evil 2 Remake and one potentially off putting detail about Kingdom Hearts 3. Rich and Jake ride shotgun with the super stylish crew of Final Fantasy XV as they continue their road trip and screwing across across the countryside. Lots of bumbling about, some relatively boring side quests, a huge letdown after cliffhanger, Ardyn still being a huuuuuge douche, reoccurring non-sequiturs featuring the musician Sting, the arrival of another suspiciously dressed spear wielding lady, and a lengthy ride with everyone favorite crush (a...
2019-02-241h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 79: Mega Man 3For those that want to skip the live play-through portion and the top 10 lists, the normal show format section begins around the 2:07:00 mark. Jake and Rich say goodbye to 2018 and whats up to the New Year the only way they know how - by playing a classic game that they cuss a lot at - this year with the legendary Megaman III. As tradition for the holiday episode, listen to the guys talk about their favorite things of the last year while failing miserably over and over again. How many times does Rich bring up T...
2019-01-162h 58
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 78: Final Fantasy XV: Part 2Final Fantasy XV talk starts after the 19 min mark after OTHER kind of game related talk! Jake and Rich continue with Noctis and crew's quest to get Noct laid. Or married. Probably both. Discussions of how much Prompto loves Chocobos, how much Noct probably digs Iris, how absurd it is the guys don't recognize Arden, how much Arden himself is annoying, how much Jake straight up knows way too many Jim Carrey quotes AND SO MUCH MORE await on the next SMOKIN episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Alllll riiiiiiiiighty then! Intro: Stand Yo...
2018-12-092h 06
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 77: Final Fantasy XV: Part 1Final Fantasy talk starts around 27 min mark (after some actual video game talk!). Rich and Jake check out what at this time is the most recent numbered entry in the Final Fantasy series with Final Fantasy XV! How essential is the prequel movie and anime? Does Noctis show any emotions whatsoever? Who has the best hair of the main boys? Is there any plot to talk about whatsoever? Who, if anyone, likes Cindy? How good is the combat at feeling like the crazy shit in the movie? These questions and more are tackled on the n...
2018-12-092h 19
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 76: Secret of Mana: Part 4Secret of Mana talk starts around the 19 Minute mark after another lengthy talk about getting older. Because the dudes are getting older. For real. Rich and Jake return to wrap up the magic in the immensely legendary SNES classic, Secret of Mana. Somewhat confusing level layouts, Moms turning into trees, Jake continuing to move like a butterfly and sting like a bee, Rich continuing to suck at finding hit boxes, a betrayal from out of nowhere, the game basically being Star Wars, and a really pervy undead ghost weirdo all await on the ever aging a...
2018-10-172h 50
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 75: Secret of Mana: Part 3Secret of Mana talk starts around the 16 Minute mark. The Chocobro's return for more action and adventure in Secret of Mana! Confusion on what the story actually is, acknowledgement that the remake actually has some valid improvements, unbelievably stupid rebels, a whole lot of fighting, Rich's struggles with navigating Flammie on the over-world, the value of money in RPG's, Gold loving kings that suck, and the worlds biggest asshole bird. All of this and more await on the latest pre assembled, no paint required, 1/1 scaled, adult collectible we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! In...
2018-10-092h 01
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 74: Secret of Mana: Part 2Game relevant talk begins around the 20 min mark. After a lengthy talk about joblessness, fatherhood and mowing lawns like a couple of old people the boys return to talk about the Legendary Secret of Mana again. Debates on how to pronounce the word 'Mana,' the effectiveness of magic against bosses, Jake's struggle with puzzles, Rich's struggle against stupid enemies, bad dragon names, a kickass mushroom, and more await on another mysterious and otherworldly adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO! Intro: Steel and Wubz by DS Music Outro: New Jersey M...
2018-08-202h 15
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 73: Secret of Mana: Part 1Secret of Mana talk starts around the 23 min mark! Jake and Rich touch one of the non Final Fantasy RPG classics of the SNES era with the often lauded SECRET OF MANA!!! Asshole villagers, a super cool old Knight (who may or may not be a creepy molester?), weird looking goblins, an exciting new battle system, seeds of some sort (???), an impressively sneaky girl, an impressively powerful but stupid sprite thingy, and a whole lot more on the latest sweating in the summer and really exhausted but pushing on because thats the adult thing to d...
2018-07-082h 11
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 72: Final Fantasy X-2: Part 3Surprisingly we get to business in (relatively) short time! FFX-2 talk starts around the 14'30" min mark. As the boys wrap up not only the legendary Final Fantasy X-2, they also proceed to check out the few extraneous "X" related media post X-2 and truly wrap up the Final Fantasy X saga. Do any of these sub plots wrap up in a meaningful way? Is there any late game puzzles that annoy Jake we run into? Will Yuna finally see Tidus again? Whats this deal about multiple endings? Is Rich still a train-wreck due to dealing...
2018-05-202h 56
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 71: Final Fantasy X-2 Part 2Buckle in for another lengthy intro as Rich Talks about becoming a father and just how many Final Fantasy VII games he played while on Paternity leave (spoilers, he played all of them). Plus more Dissidia NT talk as Jake finally has had some hands on time with the game! FFX-2 talk starts around the 42 min mark (I told you, lots of Baby, FFVII and Dissidia talk!) Jake, Rich, Yuna, Rikku and Paine (Or JRYRP for short) continue their run through the often unfairly maligned Final Fantasy X-2. Side quests galore, an incredibly douchey Ronso...
2018-04-223h 18
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 70: Final Fantasy X-2: Part 1Buckle in for another lengthy intro as Rich Talks about becoming a father and just how many Final Fantasy VII games he played while on Paternity leave (spoilers, he played all of them). Plus more Dissidia NT talk as Jake finally has had some hands on time with the game! FFX-2 talk starts around the 42 min mark (I told you, lots of Baby, FFVII and Dissidia talk!) Jake, Rich, Yuna, Rikku and Paine (Or JRYRP for short) continue their run through the often unfairly maligned Final Fantasy X-2. Side quests galore, an incredibly douchey Ronso...
2018-02-173h 18
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 69: Mortal Kombat 1, 2, and 3NOTE: If you want to skip the "idiots playing and sucking at Mortal Kombat while swearing a lot" section of the show feel free to go to the 1:35:00 time on the show to skip all that and get to the standard format part of the show. Its that time of year again when our boys spend an hour or so playing a classic game really badly and cursing a lot before talking about how great the game really is because they are too drunk to say otherwise. Do you like Mortal Kombat? Hows about MK2? Really? You...
2018-01-052h 42
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 68: Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 4Kingdom Hearts talk begins around the 27 minute mark. Rich and Jake spend a lengthy intro memorializing the once great and now dead Marvel Heroes, only to finally roll into the final run of our play-through of Kingdom Hearts 2. Plot finally kicks into overdrive! Kairi finally has some more screen time! Ansem reports! Did you read them? We didn't (at first anyway)! Do you like bosses finally getting hard? Because one half of Damn Chocobo does! Do you like endgame side content?!?!? Do you like arguably way too detailed descriptions of what we did to level up the...
2017-12-223h 45
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 67: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 3Kingdom Hearts Talk begins at around the 20 min mark. Jake and Rich realize they bit off more than they can chew by trying to finish wrap up the game in one more episode only to realize that Sora, Donald and the Goof Bro needed TWO more episodes to properly send this bitch off. Join our heroes as they struggle through non-sequiters and tripping over our own words to finally talk about the "Battle of 1000 Heartless", discuss how awesome (or not awesome) the appearance of a certain One Winged Angel is, find numerous bosses that feel very...
2017-12-032h 29
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 66: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 2Kingdom Hearts discussion begins around the 23 min mark. Hope you have a comfortable seat, folks. Because Rich and Jake return once again for another overwhelmingly long episode featuring Sora, Donald, Goofy and the rest of the Disney and Final Fantasy misfits featured in the wonderful and ridiculous Kingdom Hearts 2. Donald "doing it", Pete being one sad bastard, Jake's strong... feelings... on realistic characters in Kingdom Hearts, lion form Sora's keyblade wielding skills, the long awaited return of Clown Strife, and Tifa greeting people int he traditional manner (with random punching and kicking walls) await on t...
2017-10-213h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 65: Kingdom Hearts 2: Part 1Kingdom Hearts talk starts at around the 25 min mark. Rich and Jake return to Square-Enix's super weird and wonderful Disney x Final Fantasy mashup series with Kingdom Hearts II expecting to hang with our boy's Sora, Donald and Goofy... only to discover a whole new dude rocking the Keyblade. Where is our favorite silly dog man, duck dude and jorts bro and what have they been up to since KH1? Who the heck is Roxas? Who is Naminé? Do any of those questions even get answered in this game or did Square-Enix stretch that out ov...
2017-09-063h 19
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 64: Final Fantasy VIII Part 6Final Fantasy 8 talk starts around the 14 minute mark! FINALLY Jake, Squall, Hot Teacher, Rich, Jorts Boy, Party Girl, Loser Cowboy, and Love Interest Girl make it to the end of the long and lovely game known to most as Final Fantasy VIII. More Marvel Heroes Omega talk (sorry, not sorry), disbelief that Seifer still has not just thrown in the towel at this point, Aura is the best ever and we should all just accept it, being wildly overpowered and not caring one bit, discussion of how useful or useless an ages old guide has proven...
2017-08-022h 36
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 61: Final Fantasy MusicRich and Jake take up the challenge to finally give the Final Fantasy series music the attention it deserves. Fifteen of our favorite FF tracks, a disturbing lack of FF8, Rich's love of epic drums, Jakes experiences at Distant Worlds, and a quest to make a FF music list that DOES NOT include One Winged Angel AND MORE await on the latest smooth sailin' ride we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro...
2017-05-032h 34
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 60: Final Fantasy VIII: Part 3FF talk starts at 18 min Rich and Jake return to FF8 to find out how that epic cliffhanger from disk 1 ends up only to be hit from left field with a surprise flash back, some prison shenanigans, a surprisingly entertaining infiltration mission, a betrayal from within and a surprise school function! All this and more await on the latest jam session from those super hot hit machines we call DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!! Also - John Wick 2 was totally f-ing rad right? Right? You're damn right it was! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com...
2017-03-052h 02
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 55: Final Fantasy XV: KingsglaiveJake and Rich celebrate the impending release of much anticipated Final Fantasy XV by checking out the prequel film Kingsglaive. Questionable politics, a sad sack loser friend, a potentially interesting character confusingly killed, undeniably impressive visuals, some ridiculousness cool teleport fighting, unintelligent usage of force lighting in combat, Sean Bean with his inability to ever live and lots of really cool game homages await on the latest surprisingly fast released and timely episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com
2016-11-171h 55
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 54: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 3NOTE: Game relevant talk starts around 20 minutes in. After an extended break to accommodate Jake's grand move halfway across the country AGAIN, we return to finally wrap up Zelda A Link to the Past. Bosses being jerks, obnoxious weapon switching, Rich having surprise struggles in the later dungeons, a Fairy of larger physical form, the most nondescript dungeon ever, struggles to remember what on earth we did 2 months ago, the hookshot being for suckers, OF COURSE more Dark Souls talk, and Ganon just being a jerk face over and over are ahead on this long cocooned and finally...
2016-11-102h 07
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 53: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 2Note: Zelda talk starts approx. 22 mins into the episode After a short conversation discussing the challenges of moving and becoming a home owner they guys discover just how different (and in HARD) the Dark World is Links classic Super Nintendo adventure, A Link to the Past. Being turned into a bunny, repeated getting the bad touch from a giant hand, the importance of potions, discovery of what the hell is a hook-shot,is, Link just not understanding what the princess is saying, PLUS ONCE AGAIN RICH BUGGING JAKE ABOUT DARK SOULS and more await on this classic yet...
2016-09-051h 55
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 52: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: Part 1The boys begin the latest non-Final Fantasy detour as they check up the classic Zelda: A Link to the Past. Jake expresses an unusual amount of positivist while Rich constantly threatens to take over the episode with Dark Souls talk. Lengthy conversations about our mutual Zelda histories, a short audio hiccup, a hyperactive young cat, discussions of whether or not the ice wand is useful, AND MORE await on this summers overly humid and kind of sweaty episode of that show we call DAAAAAAAMN CHOOOOCOBOOOOOO! Guest starring Loki the kitten Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo...
2016-07-162h 32
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 51:Final Fantasy XIVRich and Jake embark on a new adventure, this time in the grandiose land of Eorzea. Join them as they re-learn how MMORPGs work, try to work as a team, fail miserably a few times, flail about because of it, debate the merits of a attempting a Final Fantasy style story in an MMO and generally just try to have fun. Will they succeed? Do they plan to continue? Just how awesome is the Schwarzenegger movie Predator really? Its not related to the show but come on, that is a great movie. ALL THAT AND MORE ON DDAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNN CHOCO... "...
2016-05-292h 31
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 49: Final Fantasy II: Part 2Jake and Rich ride with Firion and the rest of the FFII crew in what feels like huge steps against the empire but what in reality is a war against never end Hill Gigas. A wildly convoluted quest to get fire, a surprise chocobo forest, 4th party members witching out every time someone blinks, and a dangerously flirtatious snake await on the next tastfully aged with notes of fruit, and a dry mouth feel, full bodied episode of DAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website...
2016-03-052h 37
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 48: Punch-Out!!NOTE: Twitch recording/talking over gamplay ends around 1'44" Rich and Jake ring in the holidays with a return of last years Christmas Special "Lets Play and Old Nintendo Game and Get Our Butts Kicked Repeatedly." Listen as the boys roll into "Punch Out" full of pride and confidence and hear as the confidence crumbles into a series of expletives. Curses abound as Little Mac gets his face pounded by a series of ever increasing weirdos. But is this truly the end of our heroes? Or do they find the strength within them and use the Eye...
2015-12-262h 28
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 46: Final Fantasy X: Part 6The heavens sing and hearts are broken as Yuna's Spira Squad (accompanied by Rich and Jake) FINALLY reach the end of their epic journey from Final Fantasy X.Thanking the gods for no encounter, celestial weapons quests being cool yet also impossible, Square-Enix ruining mini-games for the franchise, and a surprising difficulty spike leading to being repeatedly curb stomped by a ferocious final boss await on the next monster of an episode in the epic the history books will only remember as DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our...
2015-10-183h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 45: Final Fantasy X: Part 5Jake and Rich find themselves taking a serious ass beating while helping Yuna and crew on her quest to rid the world of sin. In addition to learning her (as in our) quest was basically a lie, we also get our asses kicked by Seymour, get smacked up by the Spectral Keeper, only then to earn the right to get curb stomped by Yunalesca. Jake's rage, the truth about killing Sin, Zanarkand's dreams, and a surprising amount of talk about Marvel Heroes 2015 await on the latest amazing adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us...
2015-08-252h 40
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 44: Resident Evil 5After threatening to do it for months now Jake and Rich saddle up and shoot some not-zombies with legendary monster hunter Chris Redfield and newcomer to the series Sheva Alomar through the controversially awesome Resident Evil 5. Giant biceps of doom, Wesker being a smooth mother eff-er, tension filled moments that aren't actually threatening, Terminator movies being awesome, Jake failing to do what Rich says, Rich failing quick time events and more await on this horrifying journey into SURVIVAL HOORRRRORRRRRRR called DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at...
2015-07-113h 00
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 39: Super Mario BrothersRich and Jake take a short break from Final Fantasy to celebrate the Holidays by recording themselves playing Mario for the NES. Listen as the fall down pits repeatedly, get killed by everything in the most shameful way possible, and generally swear a lot. Join them and relive your Nintendo dreams on the last episode of DAAAAAAAMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode Outro: The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth by I Fight Dragons
2014-12-211h 20
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 38: Final Fantasy VI: Part 7Jake and Rich finally stomp that clown into the dirt. On the way they discuss poor judgement in party planning, preparation being key, and debate on how cheap FF final bosses are. This and Mog continuing to be a boss await on the latest masterful episode of DAAAAAAAMMMNNN CHOOOOOCOBOOOOO!!! Ok masterful is an exaggeration but we're definitely getting pretty good at this. I mean. You're presumably downloading this episode so we obviously did something right. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com ...
2014-12-172h 01
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 37: Final Fantasy VI: Part 6Jake and Rich take a moment to scrounge every corner of the world of ruin for some pimp gear before rolling up on Kefka and popping a cap. Mog style. Master scrolls of awesomeness, Poor magic usage, uncursing an obnoxious shield, and Mog growing a sweet sweet goatee await on the latest thugged out gangsta episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOO. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Shadows Theme (remix) by K. Praslowicz (OC Remix) Outro...
2014-11-221h 30
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 36: Final Fantasy VI: Part 5Rich and Jake join Celes as she steps up and gathers the whole FFVI crew back together after feces totally hit the fan last episode. Discussion on Sabin's ability to probably beat this game solo, Mog being a hardcore super pimp, that dickbag MUGBEAR and some sweet sweet Airship flying await on the latest HIT SINGLE from DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Mogstradamus by Brandon Strader (OC Remix Balance and Ruin FFVI...
2014-11-091h 48
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 34: Final Fantasy VI: Part 3Jake and Rich battle momentary bad taste in music, poor judgment in game save management, and a whole lot of pricks lead by an epic quitter of an emperor. Korn, the Jurrassic Park theme, Groot, and a some Final Fantasy VI related stuff await on today's verse of the Fat Chocobo. Praise be to him (or is it her?). Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Full Speed Ahead- (Setzer's Theme remix) by Zircon Outro...
2014-08-302h 00
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 32: Final Fantasy VI: Part 1FFVI and X-men DoFP Spoilers run rampant as Rich and Jake waste a good half hour before getting around to talking about the greatness that is Interceptor the dog, Terra and her amnesia, how awesome Blitz is, and a SURPRISE GUEST FROM OUR DISTANT PAST!!!! All this and more in the latest service of the Church of the Fat Chocobo. Let us pray. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: FFVI Terra's Theme Remix by Betbo...
2014-06-121h 56
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 31: Kingdom Hearts: Part 4Jake, Rich and returning guest Dave wrap up Sora and his homies first outing in this land of Disney madness. Jake arriving late, alcohol fueled rambling, Ansem being a full on moron, and Riku being even more stupid await on the latest grand adventure we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Stuntin Like Mufasa by AGENTSMITH Outro: Believe by the Hollywood Undead
2014-04-242h 33
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 30: Kingdom Hearts: Part 3Rich and Jake discuss not finishing games when they should leading to "a new challenger" guesting on the show. Lots of nonsense is talked about, little progress is made. Bravely Default is freaking awesome. The end. All this and more on the latest awesome and super late episode of DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: DuckTales ...ROCKS! by TheHumanTim OUTRO: Crazy Chocobo from the Final Fantasy XIII-2 Soundtrack
2014-04-101h 10
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 29: Kingdom Hearts: Part 2Rich and Jake spend a half hour talking nonsense before hooking up with Donald, Pooh, Sebastian, Ariel, Jack and the rest of the boys to continue their ridiculous trek through the crazy Final Fantasy Disney mash up we all know and love called Kingdom Hearts. Smack talking mostly of the 100 Acre Woods, further revelations on how dumb Riku is, a discovery that FFXIII-2 is actually really rad AND MORE await you under the sea on this episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website...
2014-02-261h 58
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 28: Kingdom Hearts: Part 1Jake and Rich start their journey with Sora as he meets a screaming duck, a really dumb dog thing, and fights a whole mess of weird looking crap. Cloud being incredibly emo, Rich having a mic be super crappy, and lots of breaking kneecaps with a steel pipe (I mean "keyblade") await on the latest hot jam from dem boyz known as Daaaaaaaaamn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - Intro: Kingdom Hearts Simple and Clean...
2014-01-082h 02
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 27: FFXIII: Part 7Rich, Jake and Aristotle the cat return to wrap up FFXIII. Saints Row 4 as always attempts to steal the spotlight as we talk about a certain pope looking jackass who can't seem to shut up, wonder what exactly Fang and Vanile's relationship is, try and understand why a boss was designed with a body made of a giant sword (wtf?!?!) and a lot more awaits you on the latest episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOOOOOO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for...
2013-12-251h 53
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 26: FFXIII: Part 6Rich and Jake finally fight their way to the end of the monster that is chapter 11 of FFXIII. Was it good enough to save our flagging interest in the game? Do chocobos finally freaking show up? Do Square-Enix understand what a "mission" is supposed to be? What obnoxious boss rears his ugly face once again? How long is it going to take us to finish this stupid game!?!?!? Found out on the latest exciting action packed episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website...
2013-12-122h 00
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 24: FFXIII: Part 4Jake and Rich jump into chapters 7 and 8 only to discover a much needed shot of plot progression as Lightning and Hope(less) finally meet up with Snow, we meet another Australian accented hottie, and Sazh has a rather emotional mental breakdown. Plus: FINALLY SOME FREAKIN' CHOCOBOS!!!! All this and more on the next exciting adventure of Batman and Rob... I mean DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy XIII - Snow's Theme...
2013-08-282h 01
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 23: FFXIII: Part 3Rich and Jake overcome a temporary metal break as they lead this episode into a lengthly talk about bad music that for whatever reason is still enjoyable. Eventually they get around to discussing how the XIII crew accomplish very little in these two chapters, and how Sazh is super awesome and Lightning is a full on jerk. All this and more in the latest episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final...
2013-07-311h 59
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 22: FFXIII: Part 2Jake and Rich follow Lighting and her rag tag group of people who don't like each other through a silly hike through crystallized water... followed by mountains... and then garbage dump? Discussions of silly dialog, interesting character development and closeted crybabies who need to man the f-up await you on the next episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:FFXIII Blinded By Light (Final Fantasy XIII cover) by Ferdk OUTRO: Over...
2013-07-081h 55
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 21: FFXIII: Part 1Jake and Rich begin playing the controversial FFXIII as they attempt to decide if Lightning is pretty cool or just fanboy lameness. Weird Chocobo's in hair, really stupid moms, and an semi uncomfortable talk about attractive transgendered people await on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:FFXIII Blinded By Light 2011 Remix by Beto Ceba OUTRO: Lets Get it Crackin' by Deuce
2013-05-151h 10
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 20: Final Fantasy VII: Advent ChildrenRich and Jake battle through Jake's weak-ass audio in order to talk about why or why not Advent Children was a good idea. Whiny crybaby heroes, even more sissy clone badguys, and Tifa's sweet sweet eyes await you on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Theme by Tommy Demers OUTRO: Disposible Teens by Marilyn Manson
2013-04-151h 45
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 19: Final Fantasy IX: Part 7Rising like a Phoenix Jake and Rich return to spit sick FF knowledge in your stupid fat face. This episode we wrap up FFIX and talk about why Chocobo Hot and Cold should die, we waltz through Memoria and face off against the dumbest final boss ever, and finally discuss the ending and all that comes with it. RIP Vivi. You were the best! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final Fantasy IX Boss Battle...
2013-04-011h 57
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 18: Final Fantasy IX: Part 6Jake and Rich attempt to keep sanity as the re-record episode 18 and recount the Empire Strikes Back part of FFIX. Zidane being a full on asshole, glowing spiderwebs and Darth Vader await you on the next episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:You Are Not Alone Final Fantasy IX Remix by DJ Dyne OUTRO: Strange World by H.I.M.
2013-01-231h 09
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 17: Final Fantasy IX: Part 5Jake and Rich return from an extended absence to discuss the FFIX getting totally screwed, as well as nearly managing to forget their own first year anniversary as a podcast! So join the boys and celebrate on the latest episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:For Alexandria by Leaf XCEED OUTRO: Say It Ain't So by Weezer
2012-12-151h 32
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 16: Final Fantasy IX: Part 4Resident Evil 6 threatens to take of the podcast as Rich and Jake continue the adventures of Zidane and Crew. Meet Eiko, discuss a mog's sheer pimplike smoothness, and discover maaaannnyyy seeeecreeetttss in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Recitation by Pharaohmone, for 'Beyond Vanadiel's Project Soul Voice : Other Side' OUTRO: Love Gun by Kiss
2012-11-081h 34
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 15: Final Fantasy IX: Part 3Jake deals with Rich's moving in with his Lady friend (and his need to talk about it) as they follow Dagger on her quest to prove her stupidity whilst Zidane and da' boyz pimp about the land and get their asses kicked repeated by Beatrix. Frog eating! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Qu's Marsh by Swamp Rat (from the OC Remix Final Fantasy IX website) BREAK SONG: Scrapheap by 7 Inch Wave
2012-10-221h 32
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 14: Final Fantasy IX: Part 2Rich and Jake get a little emotional in dealing with pet loss while Zidane and Crew fumble their way into a kingdom wide conspiracy! Check out the dead air we have as Rich forgets to cut out the part where he goes to the bathroom! Batman, Bunnies, and sad, sad frumpy mages await in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:thebattleofstringsandacellphone (Battle 1) by zid (from the OC Remix Final Fantasy...
2012-09-051h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 13: Final Fantasy IX: Part 1Rich and Jake jump into the world of Final Fantasy XI and play from the beginning to Dali. Rich realizes he doesn't hate the game, Jake realizes that this game gives him a boner, and they both decide Vivi is the best. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Battle Not Alone! (Final Version) (from FINAL FANTASY IX) by Final FanTim OUTRO: Rebel Love Song by the Black Veil Brides
2012-08-111h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 12: El Presidente EditionJake and Rich have a chat about stuff with old friends. Final Fantasy is mentioned on occasion. Open your brown eye and get ready for a full load of Jason, Steve and the El President himself: Jorge. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com
2012-07-311h 38
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 11: Final Fantasy I: Part 2Rich and Jake continue their painfully retro tour through that mean b*tch commonly referred to as "Final Fantasy." Listen as they talk about killing a whole truck load o' fools. Also,funny enough, some crystals show up. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Opportunity to Hunt (rock/metal remix) by YouTube user Tonindo OUTRO: They F***ed Our A**es by Tenacious D
2012-07-121h 59
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 10: Final Fantasy I: Part 1Jake and Rich jump in a time machine to play the game that started it all: Final Fantasy (or atleast versions of said game). On their quest the learn a valuable lesson: Old Games are really abnoxious Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Final Fantasy by The Adventures of Duane and Brando (From the album LP of Devestation, grab the album at www.actionadventureworld.com) OUTRO: Narcassistic Cannibal by Korn
2012-05-211h 25
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 9: Final Fantasy VII: Part 8Rich and Jake ride on to the final showdown with Sephiroth but still find time to get distracted by Ninja Turtles and bald badasses before tackling the biggest baddies on FFVII. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Black Wing Metamorphosis (One Winged Angel) by Darangen(from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life Stream. Grab the album FOR FREE at http://ff7.ocremix.org - Voices of the Lifestream) OUTRO: The...
2012-03-261h 07
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 8: Final Fantasy VII: Part 7Rich and Jake deal with missing keys, douchebag scientists, ancient lost weapons and finally after all this time - learn the deep dark secrets of making chocobo's bang it out. All this and more on the latest exciting episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Kweh! (Electric de Chocobo) by Fishy, Jillian Aversa, Sixto Sounds, Steffan Andrews, Suzumebach, bLiNd, tefnek(from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life Stream. Grab...
2012-02-251h 43
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 7: Final Fantasy VII: Part 6Jake and Rich Tag along with Tifa only to find out just how F-ed up Cloud is, we gather some big rocks, and mentally prepare for the side quest extravaganza awaiting the next episode. Also guest staring Mr Fellatio, aka: the creepiest thing Jake has done. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Fading Entity (Listen to the Cries of the Planet) by bLiNd, Leifo(from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life Stream...
2012-02-241h 05
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 6: Final Fantasy VII: Part 5Jake and Rich continue the chase for the ever elusive Sephiroth from the Temple of the Ancients to the Acquisition of the Highwind. Sephiroth continously manipulates Cloud into doing his bidding and we watch in horror as Sephiroth rips Aeris in two. All the above awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Cry of the Planet by Mega Ran(from the FFVII album: Final Fantasy VII Black...
2012-02-061h 37
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 5: Final Fantasy VII: Part 4Rich and Jake play fromCorel Prison to Temple of the Ancients. They travel vast distances, visiting dozens of weird ass towns, and even more irritating bosses. Featuring the introductions of Yuffie and Vincent (and an asshat named Dyne, who really sucks. Hard) awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Mark of the Beatsmith (Mark of a Traitor) by Hy Bound(from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices...
2012-01-171h 45
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 4: Final Fantasy VII: Part 3Rich and Jake play from Junon up until they get their butts kicked out of the Golden Saucer. Good, because it sucks there anyway. There's a really stupid parade, a not so relaxing beach resort, Cait Sith's irritating introduction, and a crapload of Barrett hating awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: JENOVA Celestial (J-E-N-O-V-A) by bLiNd (from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life...
2011-12-311h 18
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 2: Final Fantasy VII: Part 1Our heroes play FFVII from the beginning to the exit of Midgar. Jake finally takes some initiative as Rich battles a cold. Lots of complaining, mockery of Barret, confusion as to why the some people aren't killed await! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Every Story Begins with a Name by Big Giant Circles (from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life Stream. Grab the album FOR FREE at http://ff7.ocremix.org...
2011-12-031h 28
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 1: It BeginsIn supremely cringe worthy fashion (as this is a very old episode and they get way better at this) Jake and Rich attempt their first podcast. Bad audio, Rich's inability to let Jake speak, Jake complaining a lot, and preparation for a playthrough of Final Fantasy 7 await you in the first installment of DAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Crystal Sermon by Trenthian (from the OC Remix FFVII album: Voices of the Life Stream...
2011-12-021h 06
Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy PodcastDamn Chocobo Ep. 0: And So It Begins....The Chocobro's Jake and Rich get together to introduce you - the new listener - to the Damn Chocobo family. What exactly the show's intent is, the guys personal backstories with the Final Fantasy Franchise, their history as friends, and some restrospective looks at what episodes they look back on the fondest, what games they have yet to play for the show they look forward to the most and more await on this glorious adventure we call DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!!! We hope you survive the experience! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check our...
2011-12-0144 min