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The 3rd One SucksDeadpool (2016)This week we're kicking off Season 6 with 2016's Deadpool! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the worst guy you know's favorite superhero movie.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:20
What Have We Been Watching? - 4:10
Please Watch Scavengers Reign - 7:30
Upfront Film Talk - 13:12
First Watch & More Film Talk - 15:11
Closing Thoughts - 1:09:58
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The 3rd One SucksCHVRCHES - Love Is Dead (2018) [Sophomore Slump]This week we're continuing our Chvrches run with 2018's Love Is Dead! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a somehow inoffensive "stomp, clap, hey" song on it?
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Reviews - 00:40
First Listen - 2:06
Mark Has Questions - 3:37
Dan & Mark Complain About Old Head Pu...
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The 3rd One SucksCHVRCHES - The Bones of What You Believe (2013) [Sophomore Slump]Hope you did your homework listeners because we are FINALLY covering Chvrches, starting with 2013's The Bones of What You Believe! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is a haunting anomaly from another universe!
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Fan Review - 00:41
First Listen - 4:52
Mark & Dan discover their mutual lo...
2024-06-201h 23The 3rd One SucksHoney, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)This week we're closing out the season with 1997's Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an adult human woman calling a spider daddy.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:28
First Watch - 4:22
Film Talk - 10:37
Ranking Time - 1:13:05
Outtake - 1:16:10
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2024-06-061h 17The 3rd One SucksHoney, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)This week we're talking about 1992's Honey, I Blew Up the Kid. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is a hyperbole in the form of a metaphor.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 0:45
First Watch - 5:08
Film Talk - 9:15
Ranking Time - 1:05:16
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2024-05-231h 08The 3rd One SucksHoney, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)This week we're talking about 1989's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one can't keep it's own fake science straight.
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:04
First Watch - 2:19
What Have We Been Watching? - 6:18
Supposed Film Talk But It's Mostly 20 Minutes of Tangenting About Jurassic Park III, Rick Moranis, 80's Family Films and Dan Does a Film Blasphemy - 10:39
2024-05-091h 22The 3rd One SucksThe Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)This week we're talking about 2023's The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually two bad movies crammed into one for some reason?
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 0:58
First Watch / Mark Hates Snow Men / Talented Actors- 2:39
Film Talk That Steadily Goes Off the Rails - 12:20
Coriol Anus Snow: The Brattiest Bottom - 1:18:29
Ranking...
2024-04-251h 25The 3rd One SucksThe Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)This week we're talking about 2015's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one sure does meander for most of it's runtime, huh?
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Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review / Retroactive Ruining - 1:05
First Watch / Turner & Hooch & Monkey Cop - 7:38
Film Talk - 12:35
Ranking Time - 1:16:12
Outtake - 1:21:40
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2024-04-111h 22The 3rd One SucksThe Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)This week we're talking about 2014's The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one decided to let a white woman sing "Hanging Tree".
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Timestamps:
Preamble - 00:00
Intro - 00:38
Audience Review - 1:32
First Watch (This is a Chvrches podcast now!) - 3:24
Film Talk - 7:58
Palestine - 29:00
Back to Film Talk - 38:42
Ranking Time (ACAB & ADGTH...
2024-03-281h 23The 3rd One SucksThe Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)This week we continue our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with The Hunger Games: Catching Fire! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants us be cool with an elderly lady walking into a chemical weapon fog in a sacrificial gesture for her more able bodied comrades.
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:05
First Watch - 3:43
Film Talk - 5:55
Ranking Time - 1:30:34
Outtakes - 1:31:31
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2024-03-141h 32The 3rd One SucksThe Hunger Games (2012)This week we begin our journey through The Hunger Games franchise with (shocker) The Hunger Games. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the kid from Zathura in it!
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:12
What Have We Been Watching? - 3:40
First Watch - 10:43
Film Talk - 18:31
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2024-02-291h 19The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)This week we finish catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one wants to milk you for your blood!
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 1:02
First Watch - 3:06
Film Talk - 7:55
Ranking Time - 1:40:38
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2024-02-151h 46The 3rd One SucksRise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022)This week we continue catching up on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie. Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one IS A SPACESHIP!
Timestamps:
Intro - 00:00
Audience Review - 0:50
First Watch - 3:16
Film Talk - 6:54
Ranking Time - 1:04:50
Notes: Since the time of this recording I have purchased and read The Last Ronin. It was pretty good. Apologies to the tremendously talented Kat...
2024-02-011h 09The 3rd One SucksTurtles Forever (2009)We are finally back to talking about movies! In particular we're kicking off Season 5 proper by jumping back into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise with Turtles Forever! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is too cool for school!
Timestamps:
Pre-roll - 00:00
Intro - 00:39
Audience Review - 1:53
Franchise Experience - 2:51
Film Talk - 19:39
Ranking Time - 1:09:46
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The 3rd One SucksPet Symmetry - Future Suits (2021) [Sophomore Slump]This week we're blasting off to space as we finish out Pet Symmetry's current catalog with their third full-length Future Suits! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is "worse (worse), worse (worse), it's worse..."
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Timestamps:
1. Simply Irresponsible - 9:25
2. Object Objectives - 12:48
3. Cat + Mouse - 15:06
4. Pet Sympathy - 17:40
5. Debt Symmetry - 21:43
6. 2021: A Personal Space Odyssey - 24:37
2023-09-1455 min
The 3rd One SucksPet Symmetry - Vision (2017) [Sophomore Slump]We're back for round two as we tackle Pet Symmetry's second full-length Vision! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one has a gentle opening that also punches you?
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Timestamps:
1. "Everyone, If Anyone" - 11:48
2. "Stare Collection" - 13:48
3. "Hall Monitor" - 16:32
4. "You, Me & Mt Hood" - 19:08
5. "50%" - 21:36
6. "LTCTLYB" - 24:46
7. "Blue Bottle" - 26:47
8. "St. John"...
2023-08-3153 min
The 3rd One SucksPet Symmetry - Pets Hounds (2015) + Two Songs About Cars. Two Songs With Long Titles. (2013) [Sophomore Slump]Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump... in the fall?! WITH MARK?! SAG AFTRA and The WGA are on strike so while that's going on we're gonna talk music instead! Starting with Pet Symmetry and their first full length record, "Pets Hounds"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one is somehow our overlap amidst our somewhat disparate music tastes?
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Timestamps:
'Two Songs...
2023-08-1749 minThe 3rd One SucksThe World's End (2013)This week we conclude the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy" and our season with 2013's The World's End! Join us as we decide which film is the
best and which one has some incredibly uncomfortable readings in current year!
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2023-05-261h 10The 3rd One SucksHot Fuzz (2007)This week we continue our venture into the "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", with 2007's Hot Fuzz! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is about cops!
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2023-05-111h 01The 3rd One SucksShaun of the Dead (2004)Listeners we are finally back covering non dog sports movies after what felt like an eternity! We're wrapping up the season with Edgar Wright's "Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy", starting with 2004's "Zom-Rom-Com" Shaun of the Dead! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features the world's most racist ashtray!
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2023-04-2758 minThe 3rd One SucksAir Bud: Spikes Back (2003)We made it... We are finally done Air Budding for the time being as we finish out this run with Air Bud: Spikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Mark's least favorite talking animal companion!
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2023-04-131h 00The 3rd One SucksAir Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)You're not gonna believe us but this dog is still sporting. It's Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we barely talk about in this episode!
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The 3...
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The 3rd One SucksAir Bud: World Pup (2000)We're back with more sports dog action in Air Bud: World Pup! Which is certainly one of the movies of all time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one broke one of our cohosts!
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2023-03-161h 12The 3rd One SucksAir Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)We're back with Air Bud: Golden Receiver which answers the question, "What if we did the same thing again but this time it was less impressive in every way imaginable?!" Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one didn't let the monkey drive them to the football game, damn it!
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2023-03-021h 07The 3rd One SucksAir Bud (1997)We're taking to the court this week with... A dog?! Who plays basketball?! AND HE'S GOOD AT IT?! It's Air Bud! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one regrettably never has a dog performing a slam dunk in it!
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2023-02-161h 14The 3rd One SucksThe King's Man (2021)This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with series prequel The King's Man! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has the most absurd post credits scene in cinema history!
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Ending m...
2023-02-021h 15The 3rd One SucksKingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)This week we continue our journey through The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Golden Circle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features "Chekhov's Meat Grinder"!
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The 3rd One Sucks is a R...
2023-01-191h 15The 3rd One SucksKingsman: The Secret Service (2014)We're kicking off 2023 and our journey into The Kingsman franchise with Kingsman: The Secret Service! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a surprisingly cathartic murder spree in the middle of it!
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2023-01-051h 15The 3rd One SucksHome Alone 3 (1997)We finish up our Ho-ho-home Alone escapades this week with Home Alone 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one infuriates Mark with its inclusion of a talking parrot!
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2022-12-221h 11The 3rd One SucksHome Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)We are once again home alone, except not home and in a city of 8 million people... Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! That's the movie! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one tells an unhoused woman to pull herself up by her pigeon shit encrusted bootstraps and just stop being depressed and poor!
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2022-12-081h 21The 3rd One SucksHome Alone (1990)It's the holiday season and we're kicking it off with Home Alone! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one takes forever to get to the whole reason you showed up for this movie!
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2022-11-241h 12The 3rd One SucksHellboy (2019)The "Heckboy" grind continues with 2019's Hellboy reboot! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has The Scorpion King levels of bad CGI AND Mortal Kombat: Annihilation levels of bad dialogue in one convenient package!
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2022-11-101h 32The 3rd One SucksHellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)This week we dive back into the live action Hellboy films with 2008's Hellboy II: The Golden Army! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one doesn't feature a single song from "Billboard's Year-End Hot 100 Singles of 2008"!
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2022-10-271h 13The 3rd One SucksHellboy (2004)Back to our regularly scheduled programming this week as we dive into the live action Hellboy films, starting with del Toro's Hellboy from 2004! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one could unfortunately replace it's leading lady with an exploding car without making any major changes to the plot!
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2022-10-131h 14The 3rd One SucksD3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)This week we once again get ducked up on childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D3: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one opens with a 5 minute long physical comedy routine on roller-blades for some reason!
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2022-09-151h 20The 3rd One SucksD2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)This week we're continuing our quack attack on your childhood sports comedy nostalgia with D2: The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has to bench their best player for the entire movie to maintain any sense of dramatic tension whatsoever!
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2022-09-011h 23The 3rd One SucksThe Mighty Ducks (1992)We're back and kicking off Season 4 with everyone's favorite franchise about duck based peewee hockey teams, The Mighty Ducks! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features a romantic subplot where the leads have absolutely zero chemistry!
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2022-08-181h 05
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)This week we return to filmography of Mamoru Hosoda and talk about his newest film Belle! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a boy who is just real passionate about kayaking.
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The 3rd One SucksEvangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)This week we conclude our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is both imaginary and fictional.
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The 3rd One SucksEvangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a mind blowing finale.
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The 3rd One SucksEvangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one folks are probably gonna be mad at us about after this episode.
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2022-04-141h 49
The 3rd One SucksEvangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)Once more with feeling! This week we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one rehashes six episodes of television from 1995.
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2022-03-311h 10
The 3rd One SucksThe End of Evangelion (1997)This week we face the apocalypse as we continue our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion with The End of Evangelion! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the lowest of the low.
Timestamps for mentions of childhood sexual assault for those who wish to avoid them.
11:00 - 14:33 (Hospital Scene)
38:08 - 40:36 (Elevator)
55:43 - 56:36 (Fusion of Adam and Lilith)
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The 3rd One SucksEvangelion:Death (True)2 (1998)This week we begin our mad dash towards the apocalypse as we start our journey through Hideaki Anno's Evangelion, starting with Evangelion:Death (True)2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the one that deserves to die.
Timestamps for discussion of suicide and self harm if that is something you wish to avoid.
Suicide: 39:19 - 41:00
Self Harm: 43:10 - 44:09
If I missed anything shoot me a message and I'll add more timestamps here. - Dan
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2022-03-031h 37The 3rd One SucksBill & Ted Face the Music (2020)This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we conclude our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted Face the Music! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one may or may not be a worse version of Adam McKay and Judd Apatow's 2008 hit comedy Step Brothers starring Will Farrell and John C Reilly?
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2022-02-171h 30The 3rd One SucksBill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)This week we're once again joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we continue our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a game of Twister with Death.
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2022-02-031h 09The 3rd One SucksBill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)This week we're joined by Cory from Vibe Proficiency (@vibeproficiency on Twitter) as we start our most non-heinous trek through the Bill & Ted-iverse with Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one somehow fell completely out of it's armor.
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2022-01-201h 20The 3rd One SucksThe Matrix Resurrections (2021)Look at us putting out an episode during the release window of a film for once! This week we finish up our journey through The Matrix (for now at least) with The Matrix Resurrections! Join Mark, Dan and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a nesting doll of meta all the way down.
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2022-01-062h 17The 3rd One SucksThe Matrix Revolutions (2003)This week we get into it with The Matrix Revolutions! Join us yet again as we along with our guest Seraph decide which film is the best and which one really leans into the whole Cyber Christ symbology thing.
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The 3...
2021-12-231h 25The 3rd One SucksThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)This week we get into it with The Matrix Reloaded! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one features early 2000s CG that 2/3 of our hosts can't stand.
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2021-12-091h 16The 3rd One SucksThe Matrix (1999)Welcome back as we kick off Season 3 with The Matrix! Join us and our guest Seraph as we decide which film is the best and which one is a disease, a cancer of this planet.
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2021-11-251h 39The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one... um... look this one ain't great, y'all.
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2021-08-191h 29The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a character named Don't Join Slicer.
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2021-08-051h 58The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one JJ Abrams directed.
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2021-07-221h 32The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a tribe of racially insensitive teddy bears.
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2021-07-081h 15The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Luke getting Punk'd by a Muppet.
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2021-06-241h 14The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes two old space wizards wagging pool noodles at each other for it's big sword fight.
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2021-06-101h 17The 3rd One SucksRogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Blue Squadron.
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2021-05-271h 27The 3rd One SucksSolo: A Star Wars Story (2018)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Solo: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one literally objectifies a character fighting for liberation and autonomy.
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2021-05-141h 41The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one fails to pay off a three episode long arc.
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2021-04-291h 14The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.
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2021-04-151h 12The 3rd One SucksStar Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)This week we are diving headfirst into contentious territory as we finally tackle Star Wars, starting, controversially, with Episode I: The Phantom Menace! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Jar Jar Binks.
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2021-04-011h 06The 3rd One SucksPitch Perfect 3 (2017)Jake Mason joins us again as we complete our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one proves the namesake of this podcast.
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2021-03-181h 29The 3rd One SucksPitch Perfect 2 (2015)Jake Mason joins us again as we continue our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features an appearance by the Green Bay Packers!
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2021-03-041h 23The 3rd One SucksPitch Perfect (2012)This week Jake Mason joins us as we dive into the Pitch Perfect franchise with, well... Pitch Perfect! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an incredibly bizarre and offensive DJ joke for no real reason!
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2021-02-181h 34The 3rd One SucksThe NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (1994)This week we both return to and escape from The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (Originally subtitled "Return to Fantasia" in keeping with the German version which was subtitled "Rettung aus Phantasien")! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one contains a "Born to Be Wild" in it for some reason.
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2021-02-041h 10The 3rd One SucksThe NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)This week we turn the page and tackle The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Nimbly in it.
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2021-01-211h 14The 3rd One SucksThe NeverEnding Story (1984)Turn around and look at what you see as we jump head first into the pages of The NeverEnding Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be consumed by the existential terror that is swallowing the world whole.
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2021-01-071h 05The 3rd One SucksThe Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)Deck the halls everyone, it's time for The Muppet Christmas Carol! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be haunted into repentance by three time based Christmas specters.
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2020-12-241h 18The 3rd One SucksMuppet's Most Wanted (2014)It's good to be together again, again, as we go on a manhunt with Muppet's Most Wanted! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually an evil facsimile with a bad Russian accent.
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2020-12-101h 10The 3rd One SucksThe Muppets (2011)Life's a happy song with someone by your side to tackle The Muppets! The, uh, 2011 film... We won't physically tackle any Muppets, promise.
Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets kidnapped, strapped to a chair and presented in the third act as a celebrity guest.
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2020-11-261h 19The 3rd One SucksMuppets From Space (1999)Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Muppets From Space! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one died on the way back to it's home planet.
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2020-11-251h 05The 3rd One SucksMuppet Treasure Island (1996)Shiver me timbers and long john me silvers, The Muppets set sail to Treasure Island! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one stars the future voice of 2-D of Gorillaz fame.
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2020-10-291h 06The 3rd One SucksThe Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)The Muppets are out to make it big in the big apple with The Muppets Take Manhattan! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is forced to work at a kennel imprisoning its own kind.
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2020-10-151h 05The 3rd One SucksThe Great Muppet Caper (1981)The Muppets are back to steal you hearts with The Great Muppet Caper! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is the equivalent of a cursed Miss Piggy outfit on a motorcycle.
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2020-10-011h 11The 3rd One SucksThe Muppet Movie (1979)Welcome back for Season 2! We're kicking things off with Jim Henson's Muppets. Starting with The Muppet Movie! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets scared off by the world's largest and most animalistic drummer.
(We beg you to stick around after the credits for what might be the hardest either of us have laughed on this show.)
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2020-09-171h 07
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Mirai (2019).This week we continue our journey with Mirai! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets put on the furry train with Andy Samberg to The Lonely Island? Thanks for joining us through our first season of the show listeners. We'll be back in September.
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2020-07-231h 19
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Boy & The Beast (2015).This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Boy & The Beast! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets turned into a kabob due to the darkness inside all mankind.
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2020-07-091h 08
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Wolf Children (2012).This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Wolf Children! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets unceremoniously chucked into the back of a garbage truck while you weep openly in the rain.
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2020-06-251h 08
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Summer Wars (2009).This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Summer Wars! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets it's ass handed to it by a game loving AI.
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2020-06-111h 19
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005).This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island! Join us and our first guest and longtime friend Katie Cheever as we decide which film is the best and which one we must be consumed to fuel the evil machinations of a lonely old pirate captain.
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2020-05-281h 07
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006).This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we would jump back in time to prevent from ever happening.
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2020-05-141h 05
The 3rd One SucksThe Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Digimon Adventure Pilot (1999) & Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000).This week we start our first walk down a specific director's catalog with the works of Mamoru Hosoda. Starting with a double feature consisting of The Digimon Adventure Pilot/Short (1999) and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000)! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is doomed to receive an awful localization full of C-Tier puns and constant talking over impactful moments.
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2020-04-301h 10
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It!
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2020-04-161h 12
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?.
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2020-04-021h 06
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d.
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2020-03-191h 06
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather.
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2020-03-051h 11
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior.
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2020-02-201h 00
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon.
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2020-02-061h 01
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered.
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2020-01-2354 min
The 3rd One SucksHarry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?
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2020-01-0952 min
The 3rd One SucksSanta Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter.
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2019-12-251h 03
The 3rd One SucksRudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)Happy Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time.
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2019-12-121h 02
The 3rd One SucksFrosty The Snowman (1969) & Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere.
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2019-11-281h 04
The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the ShadowsIn this episode we tackle the 2016 entry TMNT: Out of the Shadows. Join us for the TMNT finale as we decide which film's the best and which one gets sent packing back to Dimension X.
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2019-11-141h 10
The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)In this episode we tackle the 2014 reboot that is definitely NOT a Michael Bay movie (except in all the ways that matter). Join us as we decide which film in the franchise is the best and which one is forced to share their feelings with other adult men which as we all know is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD.
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2019-10-3150 min
The 3rd One SucksTMNT (2007)In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT 2007! Time to decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to be comically knocked into a portal by a clumsy cryptid.
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2019-10-1753 min
The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT III! Time to decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to be trebucheted off a roof in feudal Japan.
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2019-10-0349 min
The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. We debut a brand new segment called "I Can Fix This!" and we decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to have a dock dropped on it outside a Vanilla Ice concert.
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2019-10-0354 min
The 3rd One SucksTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)In our premiere episode Dan and Mark tackle the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Directed by Steve Barron and based on the comic books created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Join us as we start are intrepid journey into new podcast waters and decide which movie in this franchise deserves to be number one and which one deserves to be dropped from a rooftop into a garbage truck and compacted.
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2019-08-3144 min