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The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E08 - CHILDS PLAY 3Our first of two Halloween specials, Child's Play 3 is a childhood favorite from Enden's anti-military upbringing. A discussion is had over 4k blu-rays and how they kinda can stink sometimes. Then we talk more about Childs Play 3. Essentially, this one's for you Child's Play 3 fans, you're not gonna wanna miss this one
2023-10-291h 06The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E06 - Phantom DreadOn this weeks episode of TMBP, Dan is finally accepted into the Jamaican community, the Other Dan has no respect for Bradley Cooper, and both Dan's wonder if this is the time where PTA Anderson finally loses the thread in their fashionably late review of PHANTOM THREAD starring Daniel Day Lewis as a completely normal, well adjusted man, I really don't see what the problem here was
2023-09-241h 39The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E05 - BEAU is AFRAIDTo set the stage: One Dan is a massive Ari Aster stan who thinks Hereditary and Midsommar are timeless works of art, the Other Dan hated MID-summer and has lost mostly all faith in Ari Aster and A24 in general. Where will the chips fall in one of the most anticipated, controversial, and shocking reviews ever produced by the Movie Blues Podcast? Find out as Dan and Dan tackle a 3 hour surrealist film that has been bashed, praised, condemned, and hailed as one of the best and worst movies of our generation. Join us as we peel back the...2023-09-171h 53The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E04 - McDonalds Mukbang & Mac and MeOne Dan says we can only review Mac and Me if we do it while eating McDonalds, and the other Dan complies in one of the most ruthless, disgusting, and hilarious episodes of this--the fourth episode of the seventh season of our Lord Ronald. Join us as we eat literal poison on mic while reviewing our favorite fast food locations and food items, followed by an hour plus extended, uncensored review of Mac and Me. Enjoy?
2023-09-081h 13The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E03 - Assteroid CityFor the first time on the podcast, Dan and Dan cover the filmography of Wes Anderson, and then they talk about Asteroid City, the new sci-fi (?) movie from Wes Anderson...who is probably some kind of weird victorian s*x pervert in real life. i mean seriously what is this guys f*cking deal? Like i wonder what gets wes anderson off sexually, it's gotta honestly be the most niche and bizarre thing in history, like he likes rubbing old vintage polaroids of yellow died leather boots on a texas landscape during golden hour on his crotch while a...2023-08-071h 03The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E02 - SCREAM VI & The EndenVerse MasterQuestThis installment of THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST finds Dan & Dan digging into the most recent attempt at the SCREAM franchise starring a Madam Tussaud's version of Courtney Cox in a city that's already seen enough tragedy--the big apple. Also Dan Enden's knowledge is put to the test about the literal sh*t that he loves in the EndenVerse MasterQuest, this week's hottest game. Also David Arquette is the man
2023-07-261h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS07E01 - TIPTOESA new season begins as Dan and Dan absorb a film where Gary Oldman plays a little person, and less far less credibly, Mathew McConaughey's twin brother. One Dan has no idea who this week's call-in guest is, while another Dan tells a spicy fireman story that gets him all hot and bothered. Join us as we kick off a new season of employment-threatening hilarity as THE MOVIE BLUES PODCAST rides again.
yo btw is it okay to say dwarf?
2023-07-191h 53The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanThe Avant Garden E01 - The Succession Progression (feat. Jack Shoudy)Welcome to Episode #1 of Dan #2. Today, Dan and special guest Jack Shoudy discuss the differences between this show and The Movie Blues, The Succession finale, the series at a whole, where it falls in the pantheon of prestige TV, and the state of streaming services.
Featuring a bunch of music from...us
2023-06-132h 12The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E19 - Wes Craven’s DEADLY FRIENDDan and Dan finally wrap up their longest season ever with one of the craziest movies they've ever reviewed, WES CRAVEN'S DEADLY FRIEND. The plot of this movie is that a kid puts a robot's brain into Kristy Boner's body after she dies from incestual abuse--but there's so much more beneath the surface. Featuring the reveal of the sequel season choices for season 7, join us as we finish this season doing what we do best by watching an outlandish, nearly unbelievable "horror" movie whose roots reach the beating heart of the Endenverse. BB!
2023-05-1351 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E18 - Around the Fire (Part II)Dan and Dan expose the dark side of "the concerts" as their personal stories escalate to trading tales of arrest, smooth jazz overloads, and all manner of ghastly frights while (still) trying to review the wook masterpiece AROUND THE FIRE. Also featuring the reveal of all 16 movies on the Rental Zone's next Bracket War, Drug Wars v.2
Featuring music by Qway, Horizon Wireless, The Disco Biscuits, The Meters, Them Phish Bois, and more.
2023-05-0657 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E16b - The GREAT SAMPLE GAMEOne Dan tests the other Dan's knowledge of the films from the Movie Blues Podcast with the new hit game show, The "Great" SAMPLE GAME, an activity that seemed to unnerve it's participant so badly that this is probably the only time we'll ever do this because man...did Dan #2 fall apart during this activity. No amount of forced toxic positivity and camaraderie could possibly overtake Dan's desire to win, so if you wanna hear a man fall into utter shambles because he can't remember what the original soundtrack of his favorite movie sounds like (even though he owns...2023-04-231h 02The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E15 - Dan’s Never Seen E.T.In which a grown man who somehow claims to have grown up during the 1990's and early 2000's, somehow manages to have not seen fucking ET. The extra wet terrestrial. Can you even believe that? Also featuring new impressions from Dan Lyons including The Halo Announcer, George Lucas, Nardwar the human serviette, Michael Jackson, and ET himself. Join us for a classic episode of the podcast, and a special treat after the episode as well, and then a special treat after that treat right before bedtime go fck ya'self arlight capicheeee baby
2023-03-281h 29The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E14 - Dan’s Decent ProposalThis week on THE MOVIE BLUES, Dan and Dan unsheathe a sleazy classic from the 90's where Robert Redford offers Demi Moore 1 Million Dollars to sleep with him...and hilarity ensues. Final picks for the Season 6 Finale are revealed, new superfan Amanda is shouted out, and one Dan loses his cool when Woody Harrelson puts his soccer cleats on a kitchen table all while reviewing INDECENT PROPOSAL. I mean for f*cks sake, people eat there you don't put shoes there
2023-03-181h 12The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E13 - Jewrassic WorldtThe official podcast of the Movie Blues Rental Zone returns to discuss the MBCEU adjacent film, JURASSIC WORLD, from the director of The Book of Henry. One Dan tries to keep the rebooted podcast on schedule, while the other Dan decides to go on a venom infused tirade on his (former) friend and (former) coworker (and potential replacement for when he finally snaps), Josh Boyer. Shots are fired, friendships are ended, all while trying to review a movie about a dinosaur sponsored by Verizon Wireless. Enjoy.
2023-03-121h 02The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E12 - Ant Man : Quantumania (ft. Josh Boyer & Rachel)World's collide as an elderly, potentially drunk Michael Douglas and the Movie Blues head into the quantum realm for all manner of mayhem as we review ANT MAN & THE WASP 3: QUANTUMANIA, the lowest rated Marvel movie in MCU history. Are the critics wrong once again? Find out on this explosive episode of the podcast, covering our very first Marvel movie ever (hence why Dan Enden isn't here). Featuring the star of Rachel's Review Corner and a guy named Josh who has to once again explain his religion to us, this is the episode you won't want to miss, if...2023-02-271h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E11 - MoneyballLooking for some sport-ball related content but your team isn't in the Superbowl today? Look no further than this special episode on MONEYBALL, marking the first true sports film on the podcast after 100 episodes. One Dan shows up with passion, vigor, research, and a winning attitude, while the other Dan scrambles to rally his defenses against an emboldened foe. But it might not be the Dan you think it is....baby
2023-02-1257 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E09 - Clerks III ft.Trevor FehrmanThe Movie Blues Podcast hits episode 100 with a fully stacked roster of guests, games, and another Kevin Smith effort. Featuring Trevor Ferhman (Elias) from Clerks 3, with special appearances by Snoop Dogg and Gwenyth Paltrow. So grab a Mooby burger with cheese and help usher in the 100th magnum opus from Dan & Dan.
2023-01-221h 44The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E08 - THE MUMMY (ft. Barack Obama)The Dan's tackle one of the greatest action adventure films of all time, 1999's THE MUMMY, for the 99th episode of the Movie Blues Podcast. With a special introduction by former President Barack Obama and a first time watch of the Mummy for Dan Enden, this episode is positively brimming with secrets to unravel, so grab your horses and meet us on the wrong side of the river for this fantastic hour of the pod.
2023-01-151h 01The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E07 - The Whole 9/11 YardsWAR. The podcast once again begins with accusations and the glove has officially been thrown down. A request is made to the new iteration of Space Bacon, all while Dan & Dan tackle 9/11 head-on (in mid December) with a review of the titular 2000's masterpiece, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS. Yeah, we're drunk again, so what, wanna fight about it? Is anyone still listening? Is anyone actually reading this? If you're reading this description please put an F in the comments, have a blessed day. Yeah, we did the Whole 9 Yards, and yeah it's an episode about 9/11. Who exactly are we e...2023-01-021h 24The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E06 - The FountainOops, we drank on a weeknight again. Dan and Dan kick off a nearly 2 hour episode with an accusation that will shift the hierarchy in the MBCEU forever, a masterpiece is absolutely shat on, and Dan Enden trains a computer to commit a hate-crime on the host of the show while reviewing Darren Aronofsky's seminal sci-fi classic, THE FOUNTAIN.
Artwork for this episode provided by Nick Lopresti
2022-12-221h 45The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E05 - HotD & Rings of Power (Sidepiece)In this, the 96th episode of The Movie Blues, D&D explore all realms of popular IP, from the new Game of Thrones prequel series "House of the Dragon" to it's lopsided and mentally challenged cousin, "The Rings of Power." The state of TV is questioned, STAR WARS is once again throwing up content for god knows who, and Dan Enden happily talks about his newfound love of Game of Thrones in a state of bliss before he gets to all the worst seasons and ends up texting me for a week straight about how terrible the end is...2022-11-1946 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E04 - SouthDan TalesOne Dan swiftly loses his marbles during the first movie trade-off of Season 6, the pee-break bit is duly upheld, and Moby should be arrested on war crimes for his contribution to Richard Kelly's pivotal disasterpiece SOUTHLAND TALES. This one has it all: Kevin Smith in old man makeup, a 3 hour runtime, and Dwayne the Rock Johnson with a hairline that resembles the Batman logo. Also, teen horniness is not a crime
2022-11-101h 33The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E03 - Be My Cat (ft. Adrian Tofei)Dan reveals his final pick for 31 Days of Horror with Adrian Tofei's found footage masterpiece, "Be My Cat: A Film for Anne" (2015). Boasting one of the most inspiring behind-the-scenes DIY stories in horror history, we are honored to sit down with the writer / director / star of BE MY CAT, Adrian Tofei, for an exclusive conversation about his art, career, and the found footage debut that left the world, as well as our podcast, positively stunned. This is one episode, and film, you will not want to miss in time for Halloween. Enjoy, and thanks to Adrian for joining us.2022-10-301h 40The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E02 - My Son Hunter (or, So Much for the Tolerant Left)Nothing screams MOVIE BLUES 9/11 SPECIAL like an episode being released a few days from October. The Dan's celebrate the holiday with a "Sunday Drinking Episode", wherein scotch is consumed as both Dan's shriek into the echo chamber while watching the Breitbart produced film about the Biden family, MY SON HUNTER, starring Gina Carano. What a sentence, what a time to be alive, God Bless America and please don't dox me
2022-09-241h 39The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS06E01 - Clockwork Orange ft. Malcolm McDowellDan and Dan assemble their droogs, drink their milk, and relish in a bit of the old in-out, in-out as they watch Kubrick's masterpiece A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. Featuring a season six introduction from the star of Tank Girl, Entourage, and A Clockwork Orange, Malcolm McDowell.
2022-09-131h 36The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E16 - Crimes of the FutureDan and Dan reach the end of their journey through the dark annals of SEASON 5B by coming full circle with big Daddy Crones' new film CRIMES OF THE FUTURE. The Doritos Locos Taco saga comes to an end, one Dan tries to curry favor from the audience during a pee-break, and both Dan's map out and duel over where to take the podcast in Season Six. So sit back in your digestion chair and enjoy the 90th episode The Movie Blues Podcast, and the rousing finale of Season 5.
2022-08-071h 31The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E15 - C L I M A XDan squared go back down the 5B rabbit hole, this time spiraling into the fresh hell that is Gaspar Noe's CLIMAX, an A24 joint about a bunch of dancers who are unwillingly dosed with 139,458 milligrams of LSD. The Dan's trade smooth jazz war stories, confuse their own central metaphors, and descend into utter chaos among the depressing and oppressing waves of the penultimate episode of Season 5B.
2022-07-311h 22The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E14 - SALO: Gerard Butler Does Poopies(reupload)
5B Alert. Dan and Dan embark on the sickest, most sadistic, graphic, unholy, out-of-this-world messed up movie of all time, "SALO: 120 Days of Sodom." You know it's gonna be disgusting when Trickdude comes up again, and this episode should come with every trigger warning under the burning marinara colored sun. So come, join us, MANGIA if you will, and revel in the film that Dan's therapist proclaimed was "not going to help with your crippling misanthropy."
2022-07-301h 13The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E13 - Father’s DayTwo Dads enjoy the final splendors of Father's Day, the brand new bit "What's Dan Enden NOT Watching" premieres, Dave Mathews and Bane impressions galore, this is the content you need to celebrate this special day of dads.
2022-06-2057 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E12 - David Disownenberg’s CRASHThe Double Dan's begin the soul-destroying journey of SEASON 5B, in which the goal is to plumb the greatest depths of darkness that cinema has to offer. The first course of this hellish meal is David Cronenberg's CRASH, a movie that definitely tested the limits of how much you could show Ultron penetrating a leg wound with his hog while still being considered art. Put your seatbelts on, because season 5B has come crashing in. And other puns.
2022-05-281h 29The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E11 - We need to talk about MusicDan and Dan visit one of the most depraved and egregious films in recent memory, the critically reviled film from popstar SIA and the star of Book of Henry, 2021's "MUSIC." Join us as we plunge the depths of appropriateness and inclusion as we offend ourselves, our audiences, and our significant others once again on this weeks episode of The Movie Blues Podcast. TRIGGER ALERT - pretty much everything this week
2022-05-161h 44The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E10 - MOONFAILDan and Dan explore the filmography of Roland Emmerich, the master of divorce-aster, with his new film MOONFALL. Shocking reactions are had, german impressions are ground into the dirt, and Bane talks about the snow in the sewer where he was born.
2022-04-231h 27The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E09 - H A N C U C KThe Dan's deconstruct and decry the slAp hEaRd rOuNd the wOrLd while simultaneously poisoning themselves with 2008's HANCOCK, a movie so outrageously ironic that it needs to be (heard) to be believed. Although apparently, all of you have already seen Hancock...so that's even more of a reason to listen to this episode. You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at, etc.
2022-04-151h 44The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E07b- The One Where Dan Becomes Meme Joker
This is the one where Dan Lyons suffers a “creative episode” and morphs into Meme Joker in order to destroy a 20 thousand person LOST facebook fan group…just to watch it burn. The following episode of the podcast is a real life accounting of an internet saga where Dan and Dan confront a massive boomer fangroup with it’s own ugly, sexist, and ultimately fascist undertones as their beloved safespace crumbles beneath their feet.
This is a not to miss, special episode of the podcast that tells a story that Dan Enden proclaims “doesn’t make us look very good.”2022-03-2056 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E07 - Oh f#ck, ur gonna make me SCR45MThe Dan's pull off the most elaborate cold open in podcast history, a famous horror series known for it's attempts at deconstruction is deconstructed, and the host of Rachel's Review Corner joins the gang as we review 2022's SCREAM 5.
2022-03-131h 15The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E05 - Dear Evan HansenJoin us in a song as we break down the astoundingly wrongheaded anxiety / su1cide musical DEAR EVAN HANSEN, in an episode our editor proclaims is "the funniest of the season" and Dan Enden proclaims is "I don't remember even recording this, I had Coronavirus and didn't even know it yet". So grab some earphones, climb a really tall tree, and enjoy one of the wildest, most irresponsibly bizarre movies we've ever covered for the Movie Blues Podcast.
2022-02-271h 47The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E04 - The Last DuelOn this week's episode, one Dan goes out on a limb by producing a morally repugnant teleplay about Kylo Ren, we cover the first Ridley Scott film of the podcast, and another major disagreement about a movie is had as one Dan duels another Dan for critical supremacy.
Also featuring Rental Zone reviews from James Bonnell, Josh Boyer, Andrei, James Garufi, Sean Youngman, and Ben Barnable.
2022-02-131h 28The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E03 - (mal) IGNANTTrouble in paradise! In this week's 2 hour long episode, one Dan gets offended as a Jew for the very first time, arguments brew over the format of the show, the first "f%ck you" of the season is said, and so much more in this, the first major upset of the season.
Also includes Rental Zone reviews from Greg Larry, Kaeli Kluge, Adam Weller, Andrei, and Sam Hutchinson.
2022-01-291h 56The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E02 - O L DThis week on TMBP we try a cold open where we just say nice things to each other, one Dan has a videogame meltdown, and both Dan's are put to the test by having to potentially admit that M. Night didn't completely f&*k something up.
2022-01-221h 09The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS05E01 - The Matrix ResErectionsWe're back, baby. On the SEASON 5 premiere of The Movie Blues Podcast we are covering the long anticipated, much maligned MATRIX 4. One Dan is confronted about his lies surrounding Speed Racer, another Dan makes a slew of terrible analogies, New Years Resolutions are shattered, and both Dan's regret the new RENTAL METER Segment almost instantly.
Featuring music by InBok, Chris Gironda, and with guest reviews from a handful of members of the Movie Blues Rental Zone.
2022-01-092h 03The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E17 - LOST Bois #5 - THE END (ft. Catt and Rachel)Dan, Dan, Catt, and Rachel sit down to watch their first and final episode of LOST together, "THE END." First time reactions are given, scores are laid out, and a checklist of mysteries is finally put to bed. Thanks to everyone who joined us on this wild journey through one of the most memorable and special television shows of all time.
2021-12-041h 09The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E16 - LOST Bois #4The Lost Bois hit their stride in the finest episode of the miniseries yet, featuring an hour and a half rollercoaster through the highs and lows of LOST seasons 2-4. Breakdowns, predictions, and shocking twists are abound as Lost Boi #1 and #2 prepare for the final endgame of 2004's seminal hit show, LOST.
Stay tuned in a couple weeks for the final episode of LOST BOIS, where Dan and Dan will watch the final episode together and then cry into their microphones.
2021-10-271h 26The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E14 - LOST Bois #2PREVIOUSLY on LOST Bois
On this, the 69th episode of the podcast, Dan and Dan continue their discussion of LOST season 1, breaking down individual episodes, testing and predicting theories, and trying to guess why that damn Smoke Monster is such a rascal. A fitting conclusion to our introduction to the classic series LOST, including a numerical rating for season 1.
2021-09-251h 21The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E13 - LOST Bois #1Dan and Dan learn to live together, or die alone, while binging the entire series of LOST.
In this first installment, Lyons, a seasoned LOST expert, provides a lesson in the historical context and creation of the show for Enden, a LOST beginner, as he embarks on watching the show for the first time. The writing process is discussed and debunked, seasons 1 and 2 are previewed, and a tight sixty minutes is spent introducing one of the most successful, polarizing, and potentially genius television shows of all time.
2021-09-161h 02The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E12 - Red Pill HuntingThe Dan's conclude SEASON 4 by throwing GOOD WILL HUNTING under the microscope. A final war for the season is waged between one guy whose never seen it, and one guy who wishes he never did. It's a movie produced by Kevin Smith starring Ben Affleck, so you do the f%^king math.
Previous scores throughout the show's history are instantly scrutinized, Gordon Wood is name dropped to death, next season is teased, and Dan Enden is basically waterboarded with logic into possibly admitting that Ben Affleck is a BAD actor. Will he ever give in? F...2021-09-051h 18The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E11 - (The) PHANATICDan and Dan watch the notorious FRED DURST directed motion picture THE FANATIC, starring John Travolta as a mentally disabled Hollywood obsessed maniac with a heart of gold. Warning: DO NOT listen to this episode if you agreed with HBO's assessment that Fred Durst basically did 9/11, but DO listen to this episode if you love numetal, breaking stuff, and doing it all for the nookie.
2021-08-221h 03The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E10 - FACE/OFFThe Boys come face to face with another piece of 90's history in this, the 65th episode of our Lord.
The tale of a splintered taco shell is told.
Doves are flying, massage parlors are tipped too well, and both Dan's bask in the glory that is John Woo's seminal film, "FACE/OFF."
2021-07-251h 27The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E09 - Space Tron LegacyDan and Dan play ball with Bron, Bugs, Notorious P.I.G. and every single visible dollar found on Warner Brother's cutting-room floor in 2021's "SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY."
Previous scores are adjusted, attacks are launched on the Movie Blues Rental Zone, and Don Cheadle is put on notice for a future tar and feathering as the Movie Blues Podcast swallows 200 million dollars that could have probably went to fixing any numerous problems we face on planet earth. JAM!
2021-07-201h 40The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E08 - Son of the Mask / Rachel's Review CornerThis week DAN and DAN become higher risk cases for heart disease, because they are SMOOOOOOKIN'! Join us in a MOVIE BLUES RIDE-ALONG episode, where you will hear our live reaction to the Jamie Kennedy vehicle SON OF THE MASK.
Stick around after the episode to hear a bonus archived Rachel's Review Corner that we recorded as the first official test of the new soundboard, where we review THE CONJURING 3 and A QUIET PLACE 2.
2021-07-041h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E06 - Spiral : From the Book of RotiniNew equipment, new soundboard, new Movie Blues. Join us for our first episode using our new studio setup. Twice the quality, same level of sadness.
Dan and Dan are trapped with Chris Rock in a midlife crisis that seemingly has no end. Is SPIRAL a revolutionary, progressive ANTIFA masterpiece or an excuse for Chris Rock to do standup about AIDS? You decide.
Let the game begin.
2021-06-2059 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E04 - JERSEY GIRL vs GIGLI - Part OneThe long awaited duel of the century begins today on The Movie Blues Podcast, as Dan and Dan pit two of Ben Affleck's biggest career misses against each other, face to face. Will Dan finally come around to the charm and whimsy of Kevin Smith? Will other Dan be able to toss out his rose colored glasses to be able to review a Smith Joint without boatloads of bias? Probably no to both.
Enjoy Part One of this showdown, as this week we review JERSEY GIRL.
2021-05-231h 07The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS04E02 - The Sandwich Killer (A Fast & Furious Story)Dark truths are revealed.
The boys attempt to review their sixth installment in the Fast and Furious franchise, but the looming phantom turkey sandwich debacle threatens to derail the podcast and unravel the Dan's forever. Who sent the turkey sandwich? Who keeps paying to see these cursed, poisonous movies? Find out this week on The Movie Blues Podcast.
2021-04-1949 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanRachel's SNYDER Cut CornerDan and Rach take one last journey down the DCEU Rabbit Hole, this time exploring BOTH cuts of JUSTICE LEAGUE a week apart. Will these two Marvel Fanboi's learn to respect Zack Snyder's ultimate vision? Tune in to find out.
2021-03-201h 02The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanRachel's DC Corner - Vol 1 (Batman v Superman)Rachel and Dan begin the quest to THE SNYDER CUT by watching the pivotal piece of absolute garbage that is BATMAN v SUPERMAN - DAWN OF JUSTICE, which Rachel has never seen, Dan has seen too many times, and other Dan declined to see again. Will the magic of Zack Snyder win over a Marvel fangirl? Tune in to find out.
Look out next week for Vol. 2 of RACHEL'S DC CORNER - JUSTICE LEAGUE.
2021-03-0658 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E15 -Dan's 100 PERCENT SAFE FOR WORK TimeQuestSeason 3 (finally) ends with a quest through time, challenging the sanity, pronouns, and patience of Dan #2. Will the Dan's be able to keep their friendship and mutual creative partnership whole until the start of season 4? Only TIME will tell.
2021-02-2834 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E09 - D E N E TDan and Dan strap on their gasmasks, jump through a turnstyle, and literally can't hear anything anyone is fucking saying in Christopher Nolan's TENET. Is it a brilliant, bold series of intellectual orgasms, or a cliche riddled disaster with an unbearable runtime? Experience the first major disagreement in season 3, as well as the new segment "TENET Review or Review of Star Wars Episode I".
2020-12-121h 22The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E07 - DAN'S CLOSUREIt's all about sex. Power. That's the game. (Plus there's VR)
We step into the Corridor with our pants half off as we watch 1994's DISCLOSURE starring firmly toned actor Michael Douglas, based on a book by now deceased misogynist and should-have-been-me-too'd author of JURASSIC PARK, Michael Crichton.
2020-11-241h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E06 - JEWTIESIn which the boys open up their "homework" folder to watch Netflix's 2020 child-sploitation film CUTIES.
note to self, delete this
2020-11-171h 11The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E05 - FletchCast (ft. Dylan Wheeler)Dan and Dan finally give the people what they want during an election crisis - a review of the Chevy Chase classic FLETCH! Everything you ever wanted from an episode where the boys talk about FLETCH is here. We literally talk about Fletch the WHOLE time, no bullsh*t. Also includes the new hit segment, TRUTH OR FLETCH, as well as an embarrassing Jewish holiday story that probably should've been cut. Come with us, won't you? Let's talk about Fletch, baby.
Featuring Rental Zone denier Dylan Wheeler.
2020-11-0659 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E04 - Lawnmower Dan (ft. Steven Lasker)If you thought we would review something actually scary (or good) after The Haunting of Bly Manor, you thought wrong!
For this year's Halloween Special, two Dan's and one Steve break down one of the most reprehensibly bizarre Stephen King movies ever made, 1992's LAWNMOWER MAN, in which a drunken James Bond actor abuses the helicopter pilot from LOST until he stops dressing and acting like Simple Jack.
Also includes the new hit segment, "Rotten Tomatoes Review of Lawnmower Man OR My Personal Review of the Disco Biscuits," and the results WI...2020-10-301h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E03 - The Daunting of Bly ManorThe Dans tumble into repetition amidst a 10 hour rash of waking, walking, and fucking forgetting THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020). Another crushing blow in 2020 is absorbed, dissected, and made to answer for it's various misdeeds. It's the people vs. Mike Flanagan, in our first of two special Halloween episodes.
2020-10-241h 30The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03E02 - F(amily)F5The saga continues, in which Vin Diesel is large, The Rock is drenched, and the plot makes less than zero sense while the Dans have never seen Fast Five (2011).
2020-10-131h 22The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS03-E01 - Anti-CoronavirusSEASON 3 PREMIERE
In which the Dans try to get a brief reprieve from the plague by watching a movie about the plague: 2020's Christian propoganda film ANTI-CORONAVIRUS.
This is a condensed version of a live commentary track. You do not need to see the film for it to work, and you likely shouldn't.
2020-10-061h 05The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS3E00 - Season 3 PrologueA new re-beginning begins again...
A prologue which the Dan's bridge the gap between seasons 2 and 3, introducing the path ahead while addressing the damage left behind. Enden is faced with a surprise gambit, Lyons trashes Lovecraft Country, and both Dan's lament...just in general.
Stay tuned for the season 3 premiere, "Anti Coronavirus" next week.
2020-09-2946 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSeason 2: EpilogueAn epic saga comes to a brief close. Bracket results are discussed, future brackets are revealed, every film of the season is given a shot at redemption, and it is concluded that Dan Lyons has no eye for cinema because he hates Speed Racer.
2020-08-2439 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E15 - Live and Let Dan (ft. Josh Boyer)SEASON 2 FINALE, FEATURING THE HIT NEW GAME "YO, IS THIS RACIST?"
The epic conclusion to a historic saga, in which one Dan gets drunk, one Dan gets upset, and both Dans come full circle while having never seen 007: Live and Let Die (1973).
Featuring special guest: notable James Bond and Jesus enthusiast, Josh Boyer
2020-08-141h 56The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E14 - Soul DanIn which the Dans come face to face with the limits of satire, narrowly avoid a tragic misstep, and try to make sense of dark times while being beaten over the heads with 1986's cursed racial comedy, SOUL MAN.
2020-07-271h 15The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E13 - The Faculteez NutsIn which the Dans romanticize a talk show host's facial hair and confront the drug-glorifying circus of sex criminals and fuccbois that is THE FACULTY (1998).
2020-07-151h 16The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E12 - Death Becomes DanDeath Becomes Dan - A Robert Zemeckithon
Following a manic episode and the torching of a cop car, the Dans dive deep into the filmography of director Robert Zemeckis (Back to the Future Trilogy, Forrest Gump, Contact) while reviewing his underrated cult classic, 1992's DEATH BECOMES HER.
2020-07-051h 08The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSidepiece (#6) -- THE MOVIE GAMEIn this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans introduce a new movie game to the MBPCU: the aptly named "Movie Game"
2020-06-2956 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS2E11 - Stephan Kang’s Los Espooktacular...Dos!In which the Dans continue a sPoOky tradition, inhale each other's steam, and solve the Italian Problem while having never seen 2019's DOCTOR SLEEP or IT CHAPTER 2.
2020-06-221h 56The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E10 - Dan on Dan Crime 2: Voluntary DanslaughterMayhem! Carnage! Destruction! In which the Dans take questions from listeners in The Movie Blues Rental Zone and fulfill an annual obligation....OF PAIN!
2020-06-151h 23The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E09 - The Dans do Speed (Racer)In which the Dans finally tackle a longtime contentious...gem? plague? Basically, in which both Dans get upset while having again seen SPEED RACER (2008).
2020-06-0156 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E08 - THE LODGE (aka Spooky Henry)
S2 EpVIII - THE LODGE (aka Spooki Henry)
This week the Dans pump the brakes on absolute garbage and shift back toward artsy garbage with the brand new horror film THE LODGE, a spiritual sequel to 'The Book of Henry' and potentially Hereditary’s slow-in-the-head cousin.
Music for this week (and Sidepiece 5) provided by Freddy Rylands’ project “InBok” with the album “Short Stories.”
2020-05-251h 02The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E07 - Fast dan FuriousIn which the Dans continue an epic saga, attend a true beefcake bazaar, and learn the meaning of the word "family," again, while having never seen FAST & FURIOUS (2009).
2020-05-1856 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSidepiece (#5)In this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans muse over The Matrix (again), Star Wars (again), and the MCEU, while having never heard Billie Eilish or Fiona Apple's new album.
2020-05-1156 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E06 - Dan's on THE HUNTIn which the Dans go both ways and digest a film more plagued than our lives, THE HUNT (2020).
Also featuring a very special bonus after the episode: The Best of S1, Vol. 1.
2020-05-0451 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E05 - It's Raining CATS and DansIn which the Dans take one for the team, alienate another portion of their fan base, and disparage an entire species while having never seen the nightmare incarnate that is CATS (2019).
2020-04-271h 17The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSidepiece (#4)In this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans muse over Punch Drunk Love, Uncut Gems, The Royal Tenenbaums, and High Fidelity, and Fiona Apple's new album
2020-04-201h 10The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanRachel's Quarantine QornerRach and Dan read a letter from a quarantined co-host, take calls from regular listeners including Vin Diesel, and reveal which movie from quarantine shockingly brought Rachel to tears.
2020-04-071h 18The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E04 - Dan on Dan GRINDIn which the Dans have take their last pre-plague cohabiting breaths and do a kickflip while live commentating the 2003 Cinema epic, GRIND.
2020-03-311h 34The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSidepiece (#3)In this edition of The Movie Blues Sidepiece, the Dans muse over Knives Out, The Matrix 4, Chris Rock’s Saw Reboot, Parasite, and Coronavirus with a surprise appearance from an old, but inebriated friend of the show.
2020-03-231h 17The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E03 - Once Upon Two Dans In HollywoodIn which the Dans take a perplexing trip to Tinseltown, deconstruct Tarantino's career trajectory, and examine the legend of Sharon Taint while having never seen ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019).
2020-03-161h 23The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanRachel’s Review Corner / Sidepiece (#2)In this 2nd Movie Blues Sidepiece, we have a Rachel’s Review Corner of The Invisible Man (2020), as well as Knives out (2019) and Ready or Not (2019)
While the Dans lament El Camino, Rocketman, and the r/Democrats-produced Bombshell
2020-03-0655 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E02 - Sonic the Hedgehog (feat. Jason Cohen)This week: A Very Special Episode of The Movie Blues Podcast, in which the Dans are joined by yet another Jew, take a field trip, and go fast. Featuring Jason Cohen
2020-02-271h 35The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanSidepiece (#1)Welcome to the very first Movie Blues Sidepiece. In these shorter, less focused episodes we will cover a wide range of media we've recently consumed and various other off-topic tangents
In this edition, the Dans discuss HBO, Watchmen, I Love You Now Die, suicide in general, and more..
2020-02-2047 minThe Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS02E01 - Dan and Silent Dan RebluesSEASON 2 PREMIERE!
In which the Dans dip their toes back into the well of meta-narratives and contradictions that is Kevin Smith's filmography, unleash a shocking conspiracy, and beat a dead horse while having never seen JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT (2019).
Also featuring a Rachel’s Review Corner of BIRDS OF PREY (2020)
2020-02-131h 17The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanThe Movie Blues RISE OF SKYWALKER SpecialThe Dandalorian, Or: How the Dans Learned to Stop Wallowing and Love J.J. Abrams
In which the entire saga is recapped by a person who's barely seen it, the series is ranked, and the Dans use the dark side of the force for things some might find unnatural...like reviving their childhoods. Featuring special guests Rachel and Catt.
*Spoilers start at 74 minutes*
2019-12-241h 53The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanE01E12 - Too Fast, Jew FuriousIn which the Dans complete their very first season, reflect on the past, look to the future, and respectfully mourn the death of Paul Walker while having never seen The Fast and the Furious and 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Season 2 coming in 2020!
2019-10-162h 03The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E11 - A Midsommar Night's DanIt's all about fast-paced dolls and slow-paced Scandanavians. The Dans visit a dystopian present while having never seen Child's Play (2019) or Midsommar (2019).
2019-10-031h 44The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E10 - Dan on Dan CrimeIn which the Dans lament the decline of a spirit animal, interview each other, discuss The Boys, and introduce America's new favorite game, "Would...Dan Rather?"
2019-09-021h 44The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E09 - The Last Danosaur (feat. Joan Van Ark!)In this very special episode, the Dans visit the center of the earth to explore the cinematic epic THE LAST DINOSAUR (1977) and somehow interview the star of the film, Joan Van Ark, about her experiences on this magical set, as well as her storied career.
2019-08-231h 36The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E08- Stephan Kang's Los Espooktacular!Get ready to put on your Maine accents and bury your children 'cause it's time for our first ever Los Espooktacular!
In this very special episode, the Dans witness a literary butchering, visit the corrections department, and manage to address every single Stephen King adaptation while having never seen PET SEMETARY (2019).
2019-08-051h 54The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E07 - CRAWLing In My DanIn which the Dans make their triumphant, injury ridden return to explore a father/daughter love story and meet George Bouche, while having never seen CRAWL (2019), GIRL MOST LIKELY (2012), or the JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT, CATS, and GEMINI MAN trailers.
2019-07-221h 30The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E06 - Detective Pikachu Presents: Dan WilderIn which the Dans wax nostalgic, lambaste childhood obsession, contemplate morality, and get Ivan Oozed while having never seen DETECTIVE PIKACHU (2019). A new segment is introduced and one Dan loves Speed Racer.
2019-06-201h 26The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E05 - Demolition DanIn which the Dans get a high voltage Daily Double, explore the new Criterion Channel app, and give props to dystopian police and sandworms while having never seen JIGOKU: SINNERS OF HELL (1960), BREAKING THE WAVES (1996), CERTIFIED COPY (2010), or CAPTIVE STATE (2019). Featuring special guest Rachel Lyons.
2019-06-101h 06The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E04 - The Godzilla Spectacular (presented in stunning 4DanX)It's opening weekend for GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS!
In which the Dans review both the new movie and the recent franchise as a whole, while having their bodies and faces gently misted and blown during the new 4DX movie experience.
2019-06-031h 46The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E03 - The Book of DanIn which the Dans trade tales of whimsy and cannibalism, have their first shouting match, and fail to find common ground while having never seen RAVENOUS or THE BOOK OF HENRY.
2019-05-091h 33The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E02 - Danadian Bacon (Basic Edition)In which the Dan's absorb a trainwreck, lament genre ambiguity, and visit 10 Skywalker Lane while having never seen YOGA HOSERS or the new STAR WARS trailer.
SPOILER ALERT: This episode contains our first ever 0-star review.
2019-04-292h 15The Movie Blues Podcast with Dan & DanS01E01 - The Dan with the Golden GunIn which the Dans discuss series redundancy, solve the energy crisis, and avoid the topic of Israel while having never seen 007: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN.
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