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The Serious Business PodcastAndrew Tate Fights GHOST! 4-Day Work Week SUCCESS & Secret Passageways?!This week the boys are back with more serious business scooped from the bowels of the internet, starting with Andrew Tate continuing his Kickboxing career in prison by taking on opponents from beyond the grave. In other news Dan is sick to death of the lack of mystery in the world and has a well thought out business plan to combat this; secret passageways. The results are in and Steve thinks the best way to save the world this week is the 4 day work week, it's simple really, less work = more fun. Other serious business:2023-03-1840 min
The Serious Business PodcastDATING Your Car, Male Contraception and Kicking the Beer!DATING your car, male contraception pills and kicking the beer for lent! It's episode three and the serious business keeps on coming! This week the boys are a bit 'fruity'. Dan has once again delved into the world of reality TV proposing a new dating show, the twist being that all of the contestants are in love with inanimate objects (many of them VW Beetles). Steve has been pondering everyone's bedroom habits and has decided to remind everyone we NEED a male contraceptive pill, it's time to help out the ladies. In a...2023-03-0337 min
The Serious Business PodcastHow to Style the PERFECT Look, Limiting Your Twitter Rants and ALIENS in the Wind!?Do you want to know how to style the PERFECT look? Should we be limiting Twitter rants and are ALIENS blowing over in the wind!? This week on The Serious Business Podcast the boys are back to talk life, death, news and nonsense. Steve has donned a shirt in order to impress his mother. Dan reports back on his valentines day and his close encounter with a big hunk of meat (despite his reservations he did it to make real fiance happy). Dan is tired of waiting for people to get ready and ha...2023-02-2440 min
The Serious Business PodcastHarry Styles; UNGRATEFUL?! Rihanna CONFIRMED as Satan's Helper! Eco-Activism; a HATE CRIME?!The boys are BACK for season 2 of the Serious Business Podcast, but this time they're also on YouTube, in all their high-res, colour corrected glory. To kick off the first episode of Season 2, Steve goes for a double whammy, taking on climate change, eco-activism and many people's perfectly 'legitimate concerns with immigration policy' in another effort to save the world. In the light of the recent railway strikes, Dan proposes yet another business idea to help keep frustrated commuters calm and in turn save their families from their wrath. The Grammys have come...2023-02-1737 min
The Serious Business PodcastDallas Zoo Conspiracy, the Shower with Drying Power and Binning Boring Books with Dan and SteveLesson of the week: If someone tells you not to read a book, go ahead and read it anyway. Unless it’s about the history of coaches and buses in North East England or something boring like that, you can get rid of that. We’re also getting rid of Rick and Morty because apparently, the creator’s a nonce. Steve’s jumping to invest in Dan’s business idea this week and it’s a good one, the Shower with Drying Power. No more soaking wet bath mats! The boys also try to get to the bottom...2023-02-0339 minThe Serious Business PodcastPet Chickens, Ghostly Dining and Cheating in the Metaverse with Dan and Steve (1-1)We’ve got one very important question this week: What happened to Dan on Saturday Night?? He won’t admit it, but Steve’s a bit jealous after hearing Dan got smashed with a bunch of strangers and came back with some new besties. Maybe Dan can make up for it with his business idea this week as he’s solving the egg shortage crisis with his Domesticated Chickens Service. It’s well cute. Steve’s lowering housing costs with graffiti as well as saving the world by showing people a whole new perspective. Basically, he’s making you scroll through...2023-01-2742 minThe Serious Business PodcastWi-Fi Automated Kettles, ABBA is Definitely Still Alive and Hologranimals with Dan and Steve (1-0)The time has officially come. Someone’s stolen Dan’s business idea in REAL-TIME. And no he didn’t just invent the already existing Smart Kettle that you can purchase on Amazon and have delivered tomorrow. That would be silly. As you may know, Steve ended racism a couple of weeks ago and now he’s tackling animal cruelty in zoos using holograms. Can you see where we’re going with this? It’s got a bloody good name too. That’s a lot of creativity for someone who didn’t know ABBA was still alive. We’ve also...2023-01-2037 minThe Serious Business PodcastThe Cult of Steveism, Made-Up Phrases and Weatherproof Bikes with Dan and SteveSteve’s year hasn’t started off too well, he might still be a little hungover and he’s convinced himself that “close but no banana” is a real phrase. We’re still figuring that one out. Dan’s got your new years resolution to keep fit this year in the bag with his Sheltered Bikes business idea. Love cycling but hate the weather? You’ve got no excuses now. Oh, and Steve’s started a new religion (see: cult) to save the world. Introducing Steveism, coming soon to a Waterstones near you. Waterstones? What’s that got to do with Steve’s reli...2023-01-1342 minThe Serious Business PodcastFestive Wheels, The 12 Mishaps of Christmas and Flammable Onions with Dan and SteveIt’sss Christmasss! It’s a special one this, we’ve gone all out with a spinning wheel, lots of festive chat and even a live studio audience with real fiance and real girlfriend. They have officially been confirmed to be real. Steve’s doing the Lord’s work (as Jesus would have wanted at this time of year) and informs us all of the dangers of Christmas in the aptly named 12 Mishaps of Christmas. The numbers aren’t looking good for the number of deaths as a result of shopping during the sales and watering Chri...2022-12-2936 minThe Serious Business PodcastAliens Solve Racism, Stolen Business Ideas and Licking Toads with Dan and SteveAfter a cheeky week off, Dan and Steve are back to tackle the real stuff. Racism? What’s that? That’s what they’ll say when the world implements Steve’s latest genius idea to stop the Susan Husseys of the world from asking “Where are you *really* from?” In more things you should never do news, we hear the Americans are at it again with taking up licking toads for fun. You definitely read that right. Dan’s also got a seriously good business idea for those of you who hate remembering birthdays. The name needs a little work though… T...2022-12-1635 minThe Serious Business PodcastA Stressful Trip to Belgium, No Farts Allowed & Replacing Football Kits with Sumo Suits with Dan and SteveSteve’s got the cold sweats this week as he tells us his incredibly stressful journey to Bruges which in the end wasn’t all bad since he ended up meeting some “amazing Tories”. Whatever that means. The boys are (obviously) hooked on the world cup and Dan’s real finance has some… interesting and morally questionable ideas to improve the game and help England win. (If you’re a police officer, maybe skip this segment). And Steve is determined to save the world from mindless telly with board games! He’s even come with a full-on demo just for you lot....2022-12-0235 minThe Serious Business PodcastNew Build Devil Ghosts, World Cup Beer Hacks & Sausage Experts with Dan, Steve and... an Extra Dan?!The boys are back in a new town (it's Leeds). After a tumultuous few weeks the boys rise once again like a Phoenix, however this time they are joined by an extra voice, also called Dan (if you listen carefully you can hear him in the background). The World Cup is on everyone's minds although Steve seems preoccupied with the potential violence caused by the lack of beer in Qatar. At long last Dan has moved into his new house but Steve being the protective friend he is is insisting on some thorough checks for ghosts...2022-11-2434 minThe Serious Business PodcastTHE MS SPECIAL!This isn’t just another juicy episode of the serious business podcast, it’s a seriously juicy MS episode. You heard correctly, after a week from hell Dan has emerged from a tumultuous stay in Barnsley hospital with high spirits but wobbly legs. As if Dan doesn’t have enough on his plate Steve accuses him of being a liar because of his respectable showering habits. The boys then take out their joint frustrations by launching a tirade of criticism on a slew of unsuspecting celebrities including Kanye (‘Ye’) West, Elon Musk and of course James Corde...2022-11-0341 minThe Serious Business PodcastPassword Protected Netflix Shows, Steve Shaves the World & Abolishing Hold Music with Dan and SteveThe “don’t watch the next episode without me!!” crisis has been solved. There will be no more fights about watching one more sneaky episode behind your girlfriend’s back or silent treatments from other roommates in the shared kitchen. And Steve definitely doesn’t expose the glaringly obvious flaw in Dan’s business idea, nope. Dan and Steve have more jingles and wild ideas this week, including another tense round of the Invention Mention, fighting for the abolition of hold music, Detective School for kids (because critical thinking classes just don’t sound as good) and a fun...2022-10-2735 minThe Serious Business PodcastElectric Shock Escalators, Kicking Billionaires Off the Planet & A Stressful Quiz Game with Dan and Steve (3-6)Dan’s fed up. If one more person stands on the wrong side of an escalator, he will have no choice but to use force, electrical force. This week’s business idea involves some “shocking” tactics that surely you’ll be on board with because no one likes a dawdler, get to the side. Speaking of shock, Steve takes a shockingly long time to figure out the answer in our new quiz segment, the Invention Mention, accompanied by extremely tense, stressful quiz show music of course. Can you figure out Dan’s tricky riddle before him? Steve also shares his weekend...2022-10-2031 minThe Serious Business PodcastMercury Retrograde, A Human Car Wash and Making Fun of Tories Again with Dan and Steve (3-5)We’re back! Did you miss us? Of course you did. To be honest you can blame Dan for that one, and maybe you can blame Mercury retrograde and all whilst you’re at it. This week Dan and Steve are feeling a little defeated. Dan’s been struggling to sell his house whilst Steve feels like his unhealthy habits might be catching up to him. But why bother trying to sort it out now when there will probably be a pill for everything in the next couple of decades right? We can be awful for a bi...2022-10-1329 minThe Serious Business PodcastPomegranate Molasses, Solar Powered Shoes and Child Labour or Just Good Energy Efficiency? With Dan and Steve (3-4)The cost of living crisis is over, finished, forget about it because we’ve solved it. You can send us your thank yous in the form of Instagram DMs, 5-star reviews, but absolutely no cards. You know why. This week Dan and Steve are tackling energy with solar-powered shoes (or *sole*er powered? No?) and maybe some infringement on child labour laws, but is it really child labour if they’re having a good time? Would it really be so bad to slap a power cable on a see-saw? That’s not exploitation, it’s called St...2022-09-2940 minThe Serious Business PodcastRoyal Role Play, Weird Food Combos and Crunchy Hangover Cures with Dan and Steve (3-3)Before we start, we’ve got to set the record straight this week: Steve’s dad CAN use a washing machine. He really wanted that to be known. The dishwasher on the other hand? Clueless. It’s Dan’s birthday! (yesterday) and he’s been so selfless by gifting YOU with probably one of his very best business ideas yet. Maybe it’s his new glasses. It’s given him all the great ideas this week including the Sarky Bastard Button which allows you to watch Live TV Gogglebox style, but instead of you watching a...2022-09-2240 minThe Serious Business PodcastDIY with Swiss Army Nails, Wind-Powered Bins and Tackling the Boomer of the Week with Dan and Steve (2-3)The death of Queen Lizzie has really got to us this week. Steve’s stumbling in late, Dan’s business idea takes a real beating, Harry Styles is spitting on other celebrities, it’s all gone a bit weird this episode… How would you poison the Queen? What would she tell us as a ghost from the other side? What REALLY happened behind the scenes of the Don’t Worry Darling film? And what the heck is a Wind-Powered Vacuum bin? Halloween seems to have come early as Dan and Steve try to make sense of the stra...2022-09-1538 minThe Serious Business PodcastMillennials vs Washing Machines, Total Wipeout Groceries and Introducing Tooth Paint™ with Dan and Steve (1-3)Serious question: Which thing goes where in a washing machine? Please help us, we’re just dumb millennials who don’t know any better according to Nina Myskow, who Steve is currently writing a very angry email to. (But seriously, do let us know). This week the war is on, Millennials vs Basic Lifeskills, Boomers vs Mobile Hotspots and Steve vs Galaxy chocolate. Steve’s on a mission to tackle worldwide obesity due to an unfortunate camera angle of himself (understandable) by turning supermarkets into Total Wipeout obstacles. Would you really do anything for a 4-pack o...2022-09-0847 minThe Serious Business PodcastJumping Goldfish, Murder Mysteries in Space and a Casual Chat with Joaquin Phoenix with Dan and Steve (1-2)This week Dan and Steve have a lot of very serious lessons to learn. Steve tells us the strangest thing you’ll ever hear about fish as an innocent birthday gift almost goes wrong while Dan introduces us to charcoal cheese and sticky toffee cheese from his time at the Great British Food Festival. Where’s the lesson in that you may ask? You can never go wrong with cheese. Steve’s saving the world one minor inconvenience at a time by suggesting a series of ever so slightly annoying happenings as punishments for non-violent crimina...2022-09-0132 minThe Serious Business PodcastSteve’s Haunted Phone, Tackling Hopeless Incels and Misogynistic Meats with Dan and Steve (1-1)Ever got a strange text message from a mate telling you about bus schedules in the middle of the night? Maybe they were blackout drunk or maybe their phone has been possessed by an extremely organized ghost… Or like Steve, it’s probably just time for a new phone. This week, Dan and Steve take on the stranger sides of things as they discuss Steve’s sentient phone, Dan possibly honeymooning in a haunted mansion and just, well, incels. Steve’s brilliant idea to save the world this week involves training a bot to help lost men...2022-08-2538 min
The Serious Business PodcastBugs Are The New Meat, Topless World Leaders & Reality TV Gone WILD with Dan and Steve (0-1)Climate change is at the forefront of everybody’s mind but this week, Steve has really got the solution to save the world. Forget meat replacements, it’s all about BUGS. Anyone up for a bit of Coq (roach) au Vin? You'll love it. Dan and Steve discuss some radical business ideas that would give TLC a run for its money, including a very strange but you’d definitely watch it Love Island and Long-Lost Family crossover (shudders) and a very unusual way to expose paedophiles… Think vigilantes gone rogue. They also talk politics with Nicola St...2022-08-1828 min
The Serious Business PodcastWinning the Euros, Fainting on Live TV and Football Puns Galore with Dan and SteveThe Serious Business Podcast is live! Look away from your inbox, step away from the keyboard and join Dan and Steve instead for some “serious” business talk whilst you take a well-deserved break from work. Don’t worry though, this podcast is all about business, the very serious kind like Steve’s plans to take over the world, Dan’s manic excitement about the return of Big Brother and how we should all come together to cancel Stephen Bear. Very serious stuff so technically, you’re not NOT working, right? MORE SERIOUS STUFF: Steve’s plans to make...2022-08-1031 min