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Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Levite and His ConcubineMariah's back, y'all! Which means the unfortunate dismantlement of the Boys' Club from last episode....This week, we cover the first part of the last story in The Book of Judges.*Trigger warning for SA and graphic violence, which Dan will give a heads up about during the ep*Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane." Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats) Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers
2025-03-2657 min
Dial M for MagicEp. 60: I See Red Pt. 1The gang continues forward, but something is different? What could it be? What will be in store for the gang? Tune in to part 1 of "I See Red" on Dial M for MagicCredits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check out ou...
2025-01-2441 minBible Stories for BlasphemersSeason 1 RetrospectiveOops, all boys this ep!Camp counselor Mariah unfortunately couldn't be on this record, so instead of our regular format, join us for a special episode where Dan and Everett reflect on the topics of season 1 in their (totally up to code) treehouse!Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane." Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats) Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail...
2025-01-0858 minBible Stories for BlasphemersIdle IdolsHappy upload day, blasphemers!This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests! And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-12-1156 minDial M for MagicEp.59: Cube of Pudding Jr.We are back! We had to take a break as Jordan has now leveled up to being a dad! With this level up he gains the feat "fatherhood" which allows him +5 on all dad jokes, but sadly he takes a permanent exhaustion level. However, it is good to be back! What will the gang get up to this week? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan
2024-11-241h 13Dial M for MagicEp. 58: The Eye of the AnusOne of the party members gets faced with a severe moral dilemma, and must decide which way fate will take the. Also the word Anus is used far too many times. Count how many times on this weeks episode of Dial M for Magic!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featured
2024-10-081h 30Bible Stories for BlasphemersMarch of the 300Happy Episode Day, blasphemers!This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites.Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts about the link between Neopets and the church of Scientology! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-09-1157 minBible Stories for BlasphemersAn Army of Various ItesGather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since...
2024-08-2159 minDial M for MagicEp.57: All Cats are RoguesProceeding further in to the prison the gang is trying its hardest to figure out how best to proceed. The unkowns of what horrors lie before them, but will they come out the other side? Only time will tell. Join us this week on Dial M for Magic.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com...
2024-08-111h 09Bible Stories for BlasphemersHe Did the DewDia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. He’s a skeptic icon and almost certainly was the first guy to ever Science. You can’t prove he wasn’t. Then be sure to stick around for the second half of the show where we climb into the Travel Trailer and Mariah shares her time visiting some megalithic era spiritual sites in Ireland. For photos...
2024-07-3154 minDial M for MagicEp.56: Things go "Sideways"Deep in the heart of the prison the gang continues forward. Learning more secrets and meeting strange individuals. Where will they end up this week and will Herman ever get to be a clown again? Tune in this week to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featured...
2024-07-301h 07Dial M for MagicEp. 55: Grand SlamWe are back again! Life has been busy for the gang, but ever slowly we are still brining you the content you deserve...or don't deserve. We will leave that up to you. The gang has entered the prison and has realized just how big this place is. Will they find who they are looking for? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork...
2024-06-091h 09Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Tortured Pastors DepartmentWelcome to church sweet flock! This week Youth Pastor Dan (YPD) tells us the story of Joshua again..but faster this time. Think of it like the notes someone gave you about the key takeaways of the reading assignment. There's some extra flavor that's added along the way, but this ep rounds off the Book of Joshua as he dies at the age of 110, naming no successor. Then in the Pop Corner, we visit the Music Room to gush about and dissect the newest Taylor Swift Album (The Tortured Poets Department). We do a deep dive into the religious...
2024-05-221h 10Bible Stories for BlasphemersA Christian EnsembleHello again to all our precious Blasphemers! This week we learn about a very interesting event that could only be explained by a divine act…. Sort of. Joshua commands the sun to stand still, which helps them while they save Gibeon (which they have to do because of their tricksy covenant.) Then after a short detour, we head back to the Music Room. Everett comes to the table with analysis of the lyrics written by the band Knocked Loose. Before you go, everyone say hi to Dan who will be summoned to the app by this post due to his...
2024-05-0857 minBible Stories for BlasphemersOn GodHappy Episode day, blasphemers!! This week Dan teaches us about how the Gibeonites made the diabolical choice to deceive the Israelites in order to secure their protection against being slaughtered… the audacity!!! After that, in the pop corner, our conversation resembles a bouncy ball set loose in a long linoleum hallway. Also some spoilers as we plan content for our forthcoming Patreon page which totally for sure definitely really is going to exist. Enjoy ;) Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-04-2355 minBible Stories for BlasphemersStranger Among ThemBlessed hump day congregation! In this week’s installment of The Bible, our valiant heroes raze the city of Ai, leaving no survivors. They then immortalize its king forever in what can only be described as… gross. And then in the Pop Corner aka Music Room, in celebration of Dan’s many achievements, Mariah reads to him the lyrics of Dysphoria Hoodie by Laura Jane Grace. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-04-0949 minBible Stories for BlasphemersThe Promised Land (God's Version)Blessed Wednesday to all of God's monsters... but especially you, dear listener. We have an inspirational story in store for you this week. All about the conquest of the city of Ai, and also a quick detour to discuss the stoning of Achan. Doesn't that sound lovely? In the pop corner, Mariah and Dan gush about grammy winners and parasocial-besties of the pod, boygenius. And, of course, Mariah celebrates the new Taylor Swift album announcement. Go ahead and settle in and make yourself a hot beverage while you listen this week, folks. You deserve it. Follow & DM u...
2024-03-2751 minDial M for MagicEp. 54: Trivia ShowdownFor this weeks episode we decided to do a throw back. We all came together to test our knowledge against each other for everything that has happened over the last couple of years. How much do you remember? Let us know!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing...
2024-03-031h 21Bible Stories for BlasphemersGod Math - on Calvinism (feat. Henry Rogland)This week instead of your regularly scheduled sermon, we have a Very Special Episode featuring the Disclaimer Voice himself… that’s right kids, we’ve got Henry Rogland in the pulpit this week!! Henry joins us to discuss his experience growing up in Calvinism, the concept of T.U.L.I.P., and the Classic Christian School education. Basically it’s a generous helping of shame, a delightful little acronym that appeals to the youth of today, and waaaay too much homework. This one’s a doozy y’all, so pick a poem to memorize and get ready to start a fight...
2024-02-212h 10Dial M for MagicEp. 53: "A Nap Attack"Closer ever closer to the prison. The gang rolls on! It's been a long road since we left the train station, but we roll into view. Join the gang as our plans begin to become reality!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan
2024-01-241h 15Bible Stories for BlasphemersWe Have Risen (Welcome to Season Two!)BEHOLD, the miracle of resurrection!!! We are BACK, with a new editor, and unholier than ever! And rather than a bible story this week, we touch on Mariah's upbringing in Scientology, and Dan's pre-college education at a Creationist school. Don't forget to email or DM us your questions about Scientology for our future Q&A episode, and also PLEASE tell us about your brushes with cults & religion. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-01-2453 minBible Stories for BlasphemersDrunk With BloodThis week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, it's... "Previously, in The Bible" in this Dragon Ball Z-esque pseudo-recap episode in which Dan recounts the Book of Deuteronomy. So grab your salt, get in your Impala, queue up "Carry On My Wayward Son", and join us. Also: Remember to send us your Scientology questions & strange religious encounters! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2024-01-2459 minDial M for MagicEp. 52: "Midnight Train to Prison"Drawing ever closer to the prison. The gang evaluates their options. It is going to take skill, wit and a fair bit of luck to get in and out undetected. What crazy scheme will they be able to come up with?Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing...
2024-01-041h 15Dial M for MagicEp. 51: Beware the False Smile of a Small HorseJoined by some unexpected allies the gang is attempting to figure out what their next step is. Will they be able to band an unlikely group of people together? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check ou...
2023-11-151h 03Dial M for MagicEp. 50: Treble Gets HornyWe made it! Episode 50, we want to thank you all for your viewership. You all have made this a really enjoyable time! We hope you enjoy a 50th episode from your friends over at Dial M for Magic.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt...
2023-10-161h 46Dial M for MagicEp. 49: Time to "call" for backupIt's been a while! We have all had very busy summers over here but we are dedicated to coming back! Thank you all for your patience! The gang comes together to formulate their planned infiltration...or at least try.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt...
2023-08-281h 28Dial M for MagicEp. 48: It Was That GuySchedules being challenging as of late, but we are still going strong! The gang is finally on their way to the prison aboard an odd train. What shenanigans will they get into? I promise you there will be some!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt...
2023-06-111h 01Dial M for MagicEp. 47: A Dash of DemonicAll aboard! The gang finally is underway boarding the train going to the prison. What could go wrong? Join us on this week's exciting adventure of Dial M for Magic!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check out our:Pa...
2023-05-061h 08Dial M for MagicEp. 45: Episode 45.5This is a shortened version that we are naming "Episode 45.5". We had some technical difficulties where we lost most of Bobbi's audio. It was too good to pass up though! If you would like to hear the rest of the episode join us on our Patreon! Never fear though a thorough recap occurs on the next episode! But know the full episode is quite good!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt...
2023-04-2217 minDial M for MagicEp. 46: Veggie TalesWe pick up where we left off with the gang figuring out a plan to get on the train to head to the prison. If you enjoy the show and want to follow us more please head over to our Patreon where you can listen to the whole last episode on any level!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex...
2023-04-2259 minDial M for MagicEp. 44: Clowning AroundJoin us on this week's episode! The gang finds themselves at the end of their travels through the desert. What mysteries lie in store for them? Join us to find out!This week's episode is another encouragement to join us on Patreon! Any level listener will be provided with unedited episodes just like this one! Believe it or not the next episode will only be aired on our Patreon! We had some technical difficulties, and were not able to salvage the episode...but what we did save is GOLD! Don't worry though! If you aren't able to...
2023-04-081h 04Dial M for MagicEp. 43: Of Giles and GeraldWhen we last left off Treble was confronted by his arch rival. What happened in treble's past that made him so troubled? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check out our:Patreon: https://www.pa...
2023-03-251h 04Dial M for MagicEp. 42: Strong Boys Save the Rock FarmWe are back on a new day! We have switched to Saturday's to accommodate schedules. We are excited to be back and hope you enjoy this week's episode!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check out our:Patreon: https://ww...
2023-03-111h 20Bible Stories for BlasphemersSomeone's Got to Go to PrisonWelcome to Wednesday Youth Group! Will Dan manage to tell the story in a reasonable amount of time while navigating Mariah's tangents, jokes, and questions?? Who's going to prison??? And, most importantly: what rooms will be added on to the Podcast House????? Find out in this week's episode of Bible Stories for Blasphemers! Part of a complete breakfast. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2023-03-011h 04Dial M for MagicEp. 41: T.S.AJoin us this week for a bonus content episode! We are giving you audio just like you can experience on our Patreon with all of our added jokes and laughs! If you like this and want to join us on our Patreon. We have some exclusive content dropping this week! P.S. we are sorry for Jordan's poor audio. He had some technical difficulties!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt...
2023-02-051h 22Bible Stories for BlasphemersDelicious Humans!Gather round dear flock, as youth pastor Dan spills all the tea of the one Bible story They don't want you to know about, and Mariah's hopes of becoming a Christian convert are dashed. Talking points include Jared from twitter, the Golden Globes, and Jerrod Carmichael's latest joke. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2023-02-0156 minBible Stories for BlasphemersNew Year Special EpisodeHeeey, remember us?? Your favorite bible camp counselors are back! Check out this special episode where Dan shares their research on how humans across the world have celebrated the new year over time. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2023-01-021h 19Dial M for MagicEp. 40: Don't Bring a Chair to a Snake FightWelcome back to another thrilling tale! This week the gang has finally heard from Ernest and now they begin to plan their next move. How will they strike out against the tyrannous Abbey first?Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check ou...
2022-12-221h 34Dial M for MagicEp. 39: Who ya gonna call?So many questions have been asked in the last year, and this is the time that they are finally beginning to be answered! Tune in this week to find out some of the amazing lore behind the scenes!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt...
2022-11-241h 23Dial M for MagicEp. 38: Give Him the ChairThank you for joining us this week! We have been working hard on getting some good stuff on our Patreon! So this week we wanted to share with you all a raw episode which is always available on our Patreon. So if you enjoyed this behind the scenes look at the episode. Make sure to head over to our Patreon below to get more exclusive content!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt...
2022-11-091h 02Dial M for MagicEp.37: Dip-lo-ma-tic ImmunityBack on solid ground, the gang reaps the rewards of their underwater adventure. With but a few short hours until the fight the gang decides to do some shopping and explore the city just a bit more. Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan
2022-10-131h 37Dial M for MagicEp. 36: Wigging OutDeep under water the gang continues their investigation of the tomb of old kings. They have come so far but still have further to go. What mysteries will they uncover? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Ch...
2022-09-291h 07Dial M for MagicEp. 35: Red sees RedOn today's episode of Dial M for Magic, the gang continues their deep sea exploration. But things have taken an interesting turn! Treble learned, in a vision quest of sorts, that The Abbey have been sowing chaos from the beginning. What will happen next? Only time will tell!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com...
2022-09-011h 29Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Legend of Nulam (Numbers Preamble)This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, Dan talks about something in the Bible to do with numbers - a concept Mariah thought Dan would have learned a long time ago. Then in the Pop Corner, a HUGE BREAKING NEWS UPDATE and then Mariah discusses a rogue-like life sim video game she's been playing called Cult of the Lamb. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-09-011h 00Dial M for MagicEp. 34: Crypt CurrencyAfter vanquishing the local marine life, the gang sets off to see what adventures this tomb has in store. Will they be able to find what they are looking for? Will they be able to keep the doctor safe? Or will the un-tomb something they never really wanted? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex...
2022-08-181h 07Bible Stories for Blasphemers15 LizardsThis week, Dan tells the entirety of the Book of Leviticus. We learn about how if you try to do something nice for God but he doesn't like it, you'll probably get smited to shit. Also, Mariah teaches Dan about the origin of the human species. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-08-171h 00Dial M for MagicEp. 33: Spear fishing, with Lightning!Down into the mirky depths they descended, surrounded by marine life previously unknown. They ascend the steps of the ancient tomb. What secrets lie within, and will they find their treasure...or something far more villainous? Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan
2022-08-041h 17Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Exodus from ExodusIn this week's slightly depressing episode, we finally learn the epic conclusion of Exodus. Dan tells Mariah more details about the Arc of the Covenant, God tries to abandon the Israelites but instead tells them to kill everyone, and Moses becomes shiny.If you can, please donate to the legal fund to hold the SPU board accountable: https://gofund.me/f8ef3398 Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-08-031h 11Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Gang Starts a New ReligionThis week, Dan explains to Mariah the absolutely chaos and frivolity had by the nation of Israel while Moses was on Mount Sinai. Did the Hebrews betray God to start a new bovine religion? Did Aaron indirectly cause the deaths of thousands of his own people because of peer pressure? Who are we to judge? And honestly, God, what did you expect? Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-07-271h 05Dial M for MagicEp. 32: Fishing for MummiesHoist the sails, and raise the gangplank! The gang is off on another great adventure! Headed out into the open seas in search of an ancestral tomb. Will the find the hidden treasures, or will they unearth something in the deep? Tune in to find out! Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1...
2022-07-201h 11Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Sleepy EpisodeThis week, Dan is very tired. We talk about God's commandments for how to live, and about a very spooky and intimidating angel. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss Christian schools and, in particular, the sit-in protest at Seattle Pacific University. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-07-061h 00Dial M for MagicEp. 31: Punch Like a Monk, Flop Like a PunkFresh of receiving some jobs, the gang assembles to decide what the next move is. Between the archeology dig, and convincing a fighter to throw their fight. The gang sure has their work cut out for them. What happens next? Tune in to this week's episode of Dial M for Magic to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Al...
2022-06-231h 12Bible Stories for BlasphemersDan and Mariah Learn About VolcanoesSorry this one's late, folks! This week we tell the story of the ten commandments, and get extremely sidetracked due to our mutual lack of a science education. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss the new comedy special "Rothaniel." Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-06-151h 09Dial M for MagicEp. 30: Gig EconomyWelcome to episode 30! It has been a long road to where the gang is at. However, spirits are high at the return of Herman. Realizing they need some money the gang sets out to find some freelance gigs in the Quru gig market. Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featured
2022-06-081h 16Dial M for MagicEp. 29: Poke the Goat ManSome days you earn your gold, and some days you spend your gold. Long have our heroes toiled. Join them as they kick back, relax, and enjoy the sights, sounds, and smells of Quru.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Check ou...
2022-05-261h 18Bible Stories for BlasphemersGirls Against God (the episode)This week, on a tight time crunch, we tell the story of bread falling from heaven and Moses having a very tiring day for his arms. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about Bible jokes and the new Florence & the Machine album. Find us on Twitter @BS4Blasphemers, or email us your Bible questions and corrections at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com.You can also find Dan on Twitter @DanRogland or on Patreon at patreon.com/danrogland.Special thanks for @HenryRogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With S...
2022-05-2551 minDial M for MagicEp. 28: Night of the Living GregDeep underwater in the city of Quru the gang still searches for the answers they need. They made it to the library with ease, but inside had to vanquish Optimal Slime's arch nemesis Gigagunk. Could this be the week that they get the answers they seek? Tune in to find out!Credits:Guest Appearance-Ambrosiahttp://twitch.tv/ambwosia https://twitter.com/ambwosiaDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan...
2022-05-1250 minDial M for MagicEp. 27: Henry Takes Psychic DamageThe gang, joined by Fisher Bryce, head to the subterranean library in search of a book. A book that will hopefully give more insight as to how to use the magic phone in their possession works. Upon arriving at the library they met a guardian librarian who warned them of a great threat inside. Will the gang acquire the book, or will whatever is inside find them first? Credits:Guest Appearance-Ambrosiahttp://twitch.tv/ambwosia https://twitter.com/ambwosiaDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRogland
2022-04-2851 minBible Stories for BlasphemersI Will Smite Your Territory with FrogsWe continue the story of Moses and cover the first several plagues sent to Egypt, while navigating through several unrelated tangents. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about "sword drills," devotionals, and introduce Mariah to the concept of a study Bible. This episode includes shout-outs to Dan's D&D podcast, Dial M for Magic, and to one of Mariah's favorite podcasts, Dear Internet! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-04-271h 08Bible Stories for BlasphemersThe Law of Equivalent Exchange, but for GodDan continues the story of Moses and how he tried to get the pharaoh to Let His People Go. Also, Mariah becomes a Christian and invents a new branch of Christianity??? Finally, in the pop corner we discuss the tv show Severance, and why it is that the Bible is so dang useful against vampires and ghosts. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-04-201h 08Bible Stories for BlasphemersMuch Ado About a Sharp RockWe continue the story of Moses, who has an encounter with a burning bush and is chosen by God, who almost immediately turns around and tries to murder him. Then, in the Pop Corner, Mariah asks Dan to elaborate on the different types of Christian education, and we go off on a tangent about cults and the difficulty of leaving them. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-04-141h 10Dial M for MagicEp. 26: Don't Take Drugs from StrangersPreviously on Dial M for Magic, the gang landed and began to explore the city. Entering a small shop they stumbled upon a goldfish Triton by the name of Fisher Bryce. Not 10 minutes in the city, and Treble is already starting some ruckus and Vincent has taken some drugs from a stranger. What more chaos can the group cause? And just how bad is Vincent's trip? Tune in to find out!Credits:Guest Appearance-Ambrosiahttp://twitch.tv/ambwosia https://twitter.com/ambwosiaDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan...
2022-04-1447 minBible Stories for BlasphemersThe Genesis of ExodusWe begin the book of Exodus with the early life of Moses, a murdering Egyptian who's pretty bad at hiding the body. Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan talks about their recent trip to Hawaii and the incredibly bad decisions made by early Christian missionaries there. Topics include: theoretical time travel; copious references to The Prince of Egypt; the extremely unpleasant story of a cockroach encounter. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-04-061h 00Dial M for MagicEp. 25: Why did it have to be snakes?The gang has safely landed in the floating city in Quru. Now its time to lay low, and get some answers. However, is laying low something the gang is capable of doing? Probably not, but tune into this weeks episode to find out! Credits:Guest Appearance-Ambrosiahttp://twitch.tv/ambwosia https://twitter.com/ambwosiaDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran...
2022-03-3156 minBible Stories for BlasphemersIn a Coffin in Egypt (END OF GENESIS!)Dan regales Mariah with the Bible's season one finale - the end of the book of Genesis! Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan enlightens Mariah with two examples of totally cool Christian Girl Bands that promoted purity culture and thought boys wanted to date girls that reminded them of their moms. Weird. Topics include: If 25 is a round number, is 1 a round number? ; Phil Collins vs Paul Simon; Jacob/Israel's identity crisis; The first billionaire??? Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-03-301h 02Bible Stories for BlasphemersPagan History Special: Oestara (Spring Equinox)In this week's slightly bananas episode, Dan tells Mariah about the history of the Pagan holiday known as Oestara and how it informed modern traditions for Easter. Topics include: which of the Von Trapp children best fits your personality; terrifying Victorian greeting cards; and hot cross buns. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2022-03-231h 01Dial M for MagicEp. 24: Under the Sea with Gerry B.With the bard on ice, the gang recoups after a grueling battle. Tensions are high. They have never been so close to answers, and yet simultaneously never been so far away. Will the cleric be able to bring back Treble, or will he take the unmarked door that promises peace? Find out on this week's episode of Dial M for Magic!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork...
2022-03-171h 15Dial M for MagicEp. 23: Dial M for Magic On IceThe bard has fallen. His body lies lifeless in Herman's arms. Red is down, but is still hanging on. The crew is in shambles, chaos still swirls around them, as the battle still wages on. How will Herman handle this loss? And will the gang be able to finish what they started? Tune in to find out!Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @Ashanimus
2022-03-031h 22Bible Stories for BlasphemersIt's All Brothers and DreamsThis week, we start the first part of the story of Joseph, the teen dreamer and big old tattletale. Then, we talk about Christian and post-Christian music! Today's episode features the song "Chicken" by Semler. Stream their music or find tour dates at www.semlermusic.com. Find us on Twitter @BS4Blasphemers, or email us your Bible questions and corrections at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com!You can also find Dan on Twitter @DanRogland or on Patreon at patreon.com/danrogland.Special thanks for @HenryRogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for o...
2022-02-231h 12Dial M for MagicEp. 22: The Fateful FourWhen last we left our heroes, they had boarded and began the defense or was it an assault? Either way, their bravery was met with yet another barrage of enemies. How will they survive? Only time will tell.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing: Jordan Fugitt @fugitt...
2022-02-171h 31Dial M for MagicEp. 21: The Cat's Out of the BagTorpedos have been launched. Well, our heroes have been launched. In an effort to help protect a friendly vessel the gang joins the raiding party. After rolling for girth, and being launched out of the torpedo tube, our heroes join the fight above. What kind of trouble can they get into this week?Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music: Alex...
2022-02-031h 15Dial M for MagicEp. 20: Practitioners of Horrific ViolenceWe last left our heroes in utter silence, except the ping of the sonar. The captain of the submarine has informed them that they have discovered an enemy ship above them, and that she doesn't know what will happen next. Tune into this week's exciting adventure aboard The Pride of Nehekor.Credits:Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Artwork Done by: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music Done...
2022-01-2050 minDial M for MagicEp. 19: Sub-surface TensionOn this week's episode the gang begins their subsurface adventure. Tired and hurt they seek sleep, comforts, and to prepare for whatever comes their way next. However, is the gang truly safe here or have they boarded a vessel of villainy? Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandArtwork Done by: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music Done by: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw...
2022-01-0647 minBible Stories for BlasphemersThe Prayer of JeevesDan tells the story of how Isaac got his wife, and boy, we sure hope you know about the fictional butler Jeeves for this one. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-12-2853 minDial M for MagicEp. 18: Lost time, Found LootBehold, The Pride of Nehekor a fine submarine in the royal Khebra navy. Join the gang as the venture well out of their comfort zones, and find out exactly where they are headed. Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandArtwork Done by: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music Done by: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featuredEditing Done by: Jordan Fugitt...
2021-12-231h 16Bible Stories for BlasphemersPagan History Special: YuletideHappy holidays! We're celebrating with a special episode diving into pre-Christian mythology, winter solstice traditions, and the pagan origins of Christmas (which is, in fact, not related to Christ at all). Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-12-211h 20Bible Stories for BlasphemersWho's the Youth Pastor Now?In this switch-up episode, Mariah tells Dan the third and final part of the story of Abraham. The energy in the studio is unhinged. You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-12-141h 08Dial M for MagicEp. 17: No Gnomes Left BehindWelcome back to another exciting episode of Dial M for Magic. The gang has successfully infiltrated The Abbey and has learned their secrets. By the grace of Sir Gerald Birkenstock, the gang was shown another way out of The Abbey, but what horrors await them in the basement of this horrible place? Tune in to find out!Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandArtwork Done by: Ashley Meissner-Teran...
2021-12-091h 14Bible Stories for BlasphemersLovefestIn part two of the Abram/Abraham story, Dan tells Mariah about the origins of circumcision, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the fate of Lot's wife...and daughters. This one gets explicit, folks. (No really, listen with care.) Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-11-301h 25Dial M for MagicEp. 16: The Search for Invisible KeysThe gang finds themselves smack dab in the middle of The Abbey! They have made some startling discoveries and scavenged some loot. Will they be able to make it out and away to safety? Tune in to find out!Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandArtwork Done by: Ashley Meissner-Teran @AshanimusIntro Music Done by: Alex Hills https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwcA1NqWjVPrquUxJQxAXjw/featured
2021-11-251h 03Bible Stories for BlasphemersGaybramDan tells Mariah part one of the story of Abram, Sarai, and Hagar. (the Call of Abram, Covenant, and birth of Ishmael) You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-11-2358 minBible Stories for BlasphemersWine SleepyDan tells Mariah about what Noah and his descendants got up to when they got off the ark - and it's pretty off the rails. (Curse of Canaan/Tower of Babel)You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-11-1657 minDial M for MagicEp. 15: The Haunting of HermanMuch like the band A Day To Remember we’re "Right Back at it Again". On our last episode the gang infiltrated the sinister Abbey. The very institution that killed their neighbor, Mable, and gravely wounded her husband Ernest. Will they escape with their lives, and the antidote? What secrets are in store at The Abbey? Tune in to find out!Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordan Dungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRoglandArtwork Do...
2021-11-111h 25Bible Stories for BlasphemersOops All WaterDan and Mariah talk about Noah and his cool ark. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-11-091h 03Bible Stories for BlasphemersGod Hates PotatoesDan tells Mariah the story of Cain, Abel, and Seth. Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-11-0252 minDial M for MagicEp. 14: The Magical Antiques Boatshow-Part 4Welcome to our final chapter of our very special Halloween episode! We are joined by Michael and Nadine from the podcast J.K. We're Rolling for some fun and adventures. The gang heads on weekend long vacation aboard a riverboat. While aboard they discover the amenities of the ship, meet some unlikely friends, and uncover some startling discoveries. Join us on this four part Halloween adventure!Special Guests:Chip K. Sodip-Michael Moore Instagram Atilla "Tilly" Warhammer-Nadine Kühn Instagram J.K. We're Rolling-https://jkwererolling.captivate.fmHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @R...
2021-10-3150 minDial M for MagicEp. 13: The Magical Antiques Boatshow-Part 3Welcome to our very special Halloween episode! We are joined by Michael and Nadine from the podcast J.K. We're Rolling for some fun and adventures. The gang heads on weekend long vacation aboard a riverboat. While aboard they discover the amenities of the ship, meet some unlikely friends, and uncover some startling discoveries. Join us on this four part Halloween adventure!Special Guests:Chip K. Sodip-Michael Moore Instagram Atilla "Tilly" Warhammer-Nadine Kühn Instagram J.K. We're Rolling-https://jkwererolling.captivate.fmHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_Nate
2021-10-3034 minDial M for MagicEp. 12: The Magical Antiques Boatshow-Part 2Welcome to our very special Halloween episode! We are joined by Michael and Nadine from the podcast J.K. We're Rollingfor some fun and adventures. The gang heads on weekend long vacation aboard a riverboat. While aboard they discover the amenities of the ship, meet some unlikely friends, and uncover some startling discoveries. Join us on this four part Halloween adventure!Special Guests:Chip K. Sodip-Michael Moore Instagram Atilla "Tilly" Warhammer-Nadine Kühn Instagram J.K. We're Rolling-https://jkwererolling.captivate.fmHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateR...
2021-10-291h 12Dial M for MagicEp. 11: The Magical Antiques Boatshow-Part 1Welcome to our very special Halloween episode! We are joined by Michael and Nadine from the podcast J.K. We're Rollingfor some fun and adventures. The gang heads on weekend long vacation aboard a riverboat. While aboard they discover the amenities of the ship, meet some unlikely friends, and uncover some startling discoveries. Join us on this four part Halloween adventure!Special Guests:Chip K. Sodip-Michael Moore Instagram Atilla "Tilly" Warhammer-Nadine Kühn Instagram J.K. We're Rolling-https://jkwererolling.captivate.fmHerman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateR...
2021-10-2850 minBible Stories for BlasphemersWe're All God's MonstersDan and Mariah discuss the creation of this podcast, as well as the creation of the universe in the book of Genesis. Hosted by Dan Rogland and Mariah WrennOur theme song is "Hooky with Sloane" by Bird CreekSpecial thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro! Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemersSend us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com
2021-10-261h 09Dial M for MagicEp. 10: The Nightmare AbbeyThe time for planning is over, the time for action is now. The gang, along with Hattie Anderson, Krogash, and Merriman, make their way to The Abbey in order to hopefully find the antidote; without getting caught. Will the gang be able to do all they are tasked with, or will something go amiss? Its all on the line in today's episode!Check out our new website: Dialmformagic.comTwitter: @mformagiccastInstagram: @dial_m_podcastIrritated Kraken Minis link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/IrritatedKrakenMinis?coupon=MFORMAGICOur merch...
2021-10-141h 22Dial M for MagicEp. 9: Power MovesThe gang has decided what to do in order to save their friend, but to do it they need some serious help. They turn to an unlikely friend, the notorious gangster, Frankie Four Fingers. He has given them a proposition, but it won't be easy.Check out our new website: Dialmformagic.comTwitter: @mformagiccastInstagram: @dial_m_podcastIrritated Kraken Minis link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/IrritatedKrakenMinis?coupon=MFORMAGICOur merch store: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/23602783-dial-m-for-magic-logo?store_id=846740Credits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce...
2021-09-301h 15Dial M for MagicEp. 8: Bad Times at the Orchid MacabreAfter regrouping and resting at The Maritime Porn Emporium the gang has come up with a plan. However, this plan is not one that they can execute alone. They seek help at The Orchid Macabre at the direction of an unlikely friend, Bottles. What mysteries lie in wait for them at The Orchid Macabre? Tune in to find out what sort of shenanigans the gang will get up to this week. Check out our new website: Dialmformagic.comTwitter: @mformagiccastInstagram: @dial_m_podcastIrritated Kraken Minis link: https://www.etsy...
2021-09-161h 14Dial M for MagicEp. 7: The Importance of Saving ErnestOur heroes are at their wits end. They are tired, injured and confused. There are so many questions that still have no answers. They have traveled so far, and yet there is still a bit further to go. The gang travels to The Maritime Porn Emporium hoping to find some help for Ernest, and hopefully some sleep for themselves.Check out our new website: Dialmformagic.comTwitter: @mformagiccastInstagram: @dial_m_podcastIrritated Kraken Minis link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/IrritatedKrakenMinis?coupon=MFORMAGICOur merch store: https://www...
2021-09-021h 00Dial M for MagicEp. 6: The Morgul GunThe gang makes their way to the roof to sneak away, but they realize that they are not alone. LLLeetttssss get ready to Rooftop Rumble! Treble gets some troubling news concerning Ernest. They need to help Ernest, and quick! Check out our new website: Dialmformagic.comCheck us out on Twitter: @mformagiccastCheck us out on Instagram: @dial_m_podcastIrritated Kraken Minis link: https://www.etsy.com/shop/IrritatedKrakenMinis?coupon=MFORMAGICCredits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "...
2021-08-191h 18Dial M for MagicEp. 5: Help me, Sir Gerald Birkenstock!The gang has realized that their apartments have been searched, and with a little help find out The Abbey officials are on their way to The Blue Leaf Apartments. Wherever The Abbey is, trouble is sure to follow. The chase is on! The gang attempts to flee the apartments in order to make their way back to Treble at Beelzebutts. Will they get away from The Abbey and make it back in time to help Ernest? Tune in to find out!The gang hides out in Beelzebutts in order to get Ernest the help he needs, and...
2021-08-0544 minDial M for MagicEp. 4: The Asphalt BungleThe gang hides out in Beelzebutts in order to get Ernest the help he needs, and to collect themselves. They formulate a plan to get back to the apartment to get some things but more importantly to get Red some pants. Is it safe to go back though? Found out on today's episode! Check us out on Twitter: @mformagiccastCheck us out on Instagram: @dial_m_podcastCredits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt...
2021-07-2254 minDial M for MagicEp. 3: No Shirt, No Pants, No ProblemOn today's episode of Dial M for Magic our heroes have gotten themselves into quite the sticky wicket. Still reeling from finding their beloved neighbor Mabel dead on the floor, and eager to find help for Ernest. The group scrambles to find a place to hide Ernest, and maybe put together some of the pieces of what is going on. Check us out on Twitter: @mformagiccastCheck us out on Instagram: @dial_m_podcastCredits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRogland...
2021-07-0858 minDial M for MagicEp. 2: Stable MabelWe return to New Bastilon to find trouble at the home of our heroes. Mysterious strangers, strange requests and a whole lot more are in store this week for Red, Kitty, Treble, and Herman.Check us out on Twitter: @mformagiccastCheck us out on Instagram: @dial_m_podcastCredits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordanDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRogland
2021-06-2458 min
Dial M for MagicEp. 1: Does this episode have any protein?Welcome to the city of New Bastilon, where magic is outlawed and no one is happy about it. Come join us as we introduce our characters, meet NPCs, and make far more Letterkenny references than a D&D podcast probably should.Check us out on Twitter: @mformagiccastCheck us out on Instagram: @dial_m_podcastCredits:Herman Cranberry-Nathan Pearce @Rez_Dev_NateRed-Dan Rogland @DanRoglandKatrina "Kitty" Bradley-Bobbi Kupfner @moontsunamiTreble-Jordan Fugitt @fugitt_jordanDungeon Master-Henry Rogland @HenryRogland
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