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Ruined ChildhoodsPosse (1993)It's about time Ruined Childhoods entered the Van Peeblesverse. And no matter how you pronounce the his first name, it's hard to deny the impact Mario Van Peebles had on cinema in the 1990s. This 1993 western isn't just entertaining as hell, but it also can teach you about a few real aspects of 19th century experience for Black Americans. Dan and Jon celebrate Van Peebles' career, family dynasty, and cultural impact and lend their thoughts to how Posse could be revisited for a contemporary audience.Next episode: Out of Sight (1998) • The 3rd season of Ruined Childhoods is a...2025-07-161h 18
Ruined ChildhoodsQuadrophenia (1979)It's the mods vs. the rockers on this episode of Ruined Childhoods as Dan & Jon celebrate the cinematic achievements of Franc Roddam based on the music of The Who. The 1973 album Quadrophenia set the story and the 1979 film sets it in motion with an incredible performance from Phil Daniels and memorable appearances from Phil Davis, Ray Winstone, Leslie Ash, and Sting. Dan and Jon talk about the history of the mods, the music of The Who, and how they envision a new future for Quadrophenia.Watch on Spotify or YouTubeNext episode: Posse (1993) • The 3rd se...2025-07-091h 26
Ruined ChildhoodsSisters (1972)Are you a Brian De Palma fan? If so, you've probably seen the 1972 thriller Sisters. No? What are you waiting for?! Margot Kidder plays conjoined twins Danielle and Dominique who have since been separated, and the struggles they face living in Staten Island, NY. Jennifer Salt also stars as a reporter who witnesses a murder linked to the twins and is determined to discover the secrets about Danielle and Dominique's past, as well as the doctor who changed their lives. Dan and Jon (brothers, but not twins) celebrate the film's impact and imagine new ways to revisit this horror...2025-06-2557 min
Ruined ChildhoodsTammy and the T-Rex (1994)It's the year after the release of Jurassic Park - the world has dino-fever and writer/director Stewart Raffill just happens to luck into an animatronic T-Rex and is hell bent on writing a movie around the prehistoric robot. What Raffill didn't know is that his stars, Denise Richards and Paul Walker would go on to star is pivotal films in American pop culture. The film is an incredible examination of mid-90s aesthetics, humor, and character naming, thanks greatly to the role of Weasel, played by the iconic Sean Whalen in an early role. If you haven't watched...2025-06-1851 min
Ruined ChildhoodsVictim (1961)In the early 60s in London, there were a cottage industry for blackmailers targeting homosexual activity, which was illegal in England until 1967. The 1961 film Victim tells the story of a rising star in London's legal system who has to face a decision - fight back against a group of blackmailers or continue to stay closeted, risking his marriage, reputation, and career. Dan and Jon celebrate director Basil Dearden's measured approach and the exquisite acting of the film's stars, Dirk Bogarde and Sylvia Syms. They also imagine new ways this story could be revisited in the present day. 2025-06-041h 01
Ruined ChildhoodsWillard (1971)Most known for the Michael Jackson song written for its sequel, the 1971 film Willard was a surprise box office success, leading to a sequel the following year and a 2003 remake starring Crispin Glover. Dan and Jon celebrate the ways that Willard stands out from other films of its generation, character dynamics, thematic connections, and the portrayal of isolation and revenge. They also, as always, share how they would revisit the film in the present day.Next episode: Victim (1961) • The 3rd season of Ruined Childhoods is a year-long cinematic/alphabetic yo-yo, taking listeners from A-Z and then Z-A...2025-05-281h 04
Ruined ChildhoodsXanadu (1980)For the 2nd X film of Ruined Childhoods, we discuss the strengths and issues with the 1980 musical fantasy, Xanadu. With such a strong cast, what could go wrong? Not only is it Gene Kelly's final film, but it's the follow-up film for both Olivia Newton-John and Michael Beck after their smash successes, Grease (1978) and The Warriors (1979), respectively. Dan and Jon also share their ideas for how Xanadu could be revisited today.Next episode: Willard (1971, 2003) • The 3rd season of Ruined Childhoods is a year-long cinematic/alphabetic yo-yo, taking listeners from A-Z and then Z-A.Watch this ep...2025-05-2150 min
Ruined ChildhoodsX-15 (1961)Richard Donner. Charles Bronson. Mary Tyler Moore. Jimmy Stewart. Yup - these unlikely bedfellows teamed up for a government-funded film to market a new rocket-powered jet meant to propel the US Air Force and NASA into outer space. X-15 contains a lot of firsts - it boasts that it's the first movie filmed in space as it uses actual footage from test flights, this is the first feature film in Mary Tyler Moore's oeuvre, and it's the first movie directed by film legend Richard Donner. Dan and Jon discuss what sets this film apart from others of its kind...2025-03-1950 min
Ruined ChildhoodsWillow (1988)Willow has all the makings of a fantasy classic - top tier director, big stars, impressive special effects, and bell of the ball writer, George Lucas. But for many, this movie is nothing but a bad attempt at capitalizing on the success of Star Wars. Dan and Jon celebrate the elements of the film that make it work and come up with some fresh ways to it back, perhaps without Disney+ removing it almost instantly. Next episode: X-15 (1961)Watch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to The WALT!Contact us...2025-03-061h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsV for Vendetta (2005)Remember Remember the 26th of February (this episode's release date, of course). V for Vendetta may not be a film classic, but it activated a generation of activism fashion. Though the design is from the V for Vendetta graphic novel, this 2005 film launched it into global collective consciousness. Paired with Natalie Portman's iconic head-shaving scene, the visuals of this film are still memorable 20 years later. Dan and Jon celebrate the film's legacy and give their thoughts on how it could be revisited in 2025.Next episode: Willow (1988)Watch this episode on YouTube or Spotify...2025-02-261h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Usual Suspects (1995)The legend of The Usual Suspects continues to this day. Its twist ending, stories from the set, and all of the parodies that came in its wake are a big part of the film's lasting legacy. But after much deliberation, Dan and Jon have some ideas on how this 1995 crime/heist film could be revisited for a modern audience.Next episode: V for Vendetta (2005)Watch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods & RuinedChildhoodsPod.c...2025-02-201h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsTeaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)With the success of Dawson's Creek, Kevin Williamson let his freak flag fly on the big screen by writing a number of late 90s and early 2000s teen thrillers, but he only directed one - Teaching Mrs. Tingle. This film features Dawson's alum Katie Holmes up against screen legend Dame Helen Mirren, which sounds like fun, right? But with studio intervention and major edits to turn this movie into a PG-13 romp, perhaps Dan and Jon have some ideas for how the film could be revived for a contemporary audience.Next episode: The Usual Suspects (1995)...2025-02-1455 min
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Secret of my Success (1987)Fresh off the success of Teen Wolf, Back to the Future, and Family Ties, young actor Michael J. Fox was white hot and it seemed like any project he was attached to would be a success. It's no surprise that this week's movie, The Secret of my Success, would be one of the highest grossing films of the year, despite being a relatively mediocre adult comedy. Dan and Jon talk about what makes the movie fun to watch, but at times hard to get through given today's standards for workplace decorum. They also share their thoughts for how the...2025-02-081h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsReady to Rumble (2000)Director Brian Robbins may have been head of the class, but that doesn't make him out of touch with the world of burnout numbskulls and the world of professional wrestling. The proof? 2000's Ready to Rumble, the story of two idiots who are determined to bring a disgraced pro wrestler back to his former glory. Dan tells Jon all about the world of pro wrestling, wrestlers, and how they entered and re-entered his life starting in the 1980s. Dan and Jon also share their ideas for how Ready to Rumble could be brought back in 2025.Next episode...2025-01-311h 31
Ruined ChildhoodsAnaconda (1997)Who would have known that a simple 1997 monster movie would stand the test of time and become a true cult classic. Also, who would have known that many of its stars would be some of the most popular actors nearly 30 years later? And who can explain exactly what Jon Voight was thinking with his performance? On the 3rd series premiere, Dan and Jon celebrate Anaconda and imagine how it could be revisited in 2024, despite existing plans for a resurrection of the series.Next episode: Big Business (1988) • BWatch this episode on YouTube or Spotify...2024-09-251h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsMajor Payne (1995)I don't know but I've been told - Major Payne's 29 years old! On this episode of the podcast, Dan and Jon celebrate one of the few Virginia films not focused on Washington DC. This Damon Wayans classic follows a time-honored tradition of movies about kids not made for kids. Dan and Jon have some ideas of how they would revisit Major Payne 29 years after its release.Next episode: An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) • WashingtonSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as VirginiaWatch this episode on YouTube or...2024-08-141h 06
Ruined ChildhoodsLone Wolf McQuade (1983)YEE-HAW, RANGERS! Jon and Dan are in Texas talking about the 1983 action classic, Lone Wolf McQuade, starring Chuck Norris and David Carradine in a bizarre study of beer, guns, and Texas-Style martial arts. Dan and Jon celebrates its weirdness, share some moments that stood out to them, and propose some ideas on how to bring back this tale of a sorta-renegade Texas ranger.Next episode: SLC PUNK (1998) • UtahSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as TexasWatch this episode on YouTube or SpotifySubscribe to Th...2024-07-241h 03
Ruined ChildhoodsDirty Dancing (1987)Dan and Jon have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES talking about the 1987 independent classic, Dirty Dancing. Dan and Jon share information about the film's production, the happy accidents that made the movie work, and their own personal experiences vacationing in the Catskills. Next episode: The Foot Fist Way (2006) • North CarolinaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as New YorkSubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...2024-04-241h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsHigh Noon (1952)Dan and Jon are exploring New Mexico cinema (set, not shot) with the Gary Cooper western classic, High Noon. This Hollywood blacklisting allegory also showcases the talents of Grace Kelly, Katy Jurado, and Lloyd Bridges all in strong supporting roles. Dan and Jon talk a bit about the film's legacy and imagine how it could be brought back today.Also, High Noon was JUST RELEASED on 4k Ultra HD Blu-Ray by Kino Lorber, featuring a 4K Scan of the 35mm Original Camera Negative and new audio commentaries from Author/Film Historian Alan K. Rode & Film Historian/Writer...2024-04-171h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsIn the Heat of the Night (1967)Dan and Jon are in 1960s Mississippi to take a close look at the Norman Jewison Oscar winner, In the Heat of the Night starring Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger. This film should be required cinema in understanding racial relations in civil rights era rural south, and Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep it fresh in the modern era.Next episode: Winter's Bone (2010) • MissouriSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as MississippiSubscribe to The WALT!Contact us, follow us on soc...2024-02-281h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsSmoke Signals (1998)Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.Hey, Viktor! trailerNext episode: Wayne's World (1992) • IllinoisSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as IdahoContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-11-2256 min
Ruined ChildhoodsBlue Hawaii (1961)Dan and Jon have made it to The Aloha State to gab about the 1961film that introduced the world to Elvis singing I Can't Help Falling in Love. Dan and Jon talk about their own experiences in Hawaii, representation of indigenous Pacific Islanders, and conflicting feelings about the King of Rock and Roll.Next episode: Smoke Signals (1998) • IdahoSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as HawaiiContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-11-151h 16
Ruined ChildhoodsMystic Pizza (1988)Dan and Jon travel to Mystic, Connecticut to sample the perfect blend of comedy and drama with a dash of romance. This is the movie that introduced us to Matt Damon and truly put Julia Roberts on the map. And for many, it was a sigh of relief that the actor who played Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket turned out alright. This episode also features a special interview with Dan and Jon's brother Scott of Scott's Pizza Tours and Slice Out Hunger!Next episode: Empire Records (1995) • DelawareSee what native tribes reside or res...2023-10-181h 44
Ruined ChildhoodsOrange County (2002)Dan and Jon have made it to California to experience the 2002 cult classic, Orange County. Aside from realizing that this film had more depth than previously considered, Dan and Jon also imagine how they would revisit this film over 20 years later.Next episode: Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995) • ColoradoSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as CaiforniaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-10-041h 14
Ruined ChildhoodsMud (2012)On their journey through America, Dan and Jon have stopped along the Mississippi River in Southern Arkansas for the 2012 Jeff Nichols drama, Mud. Ideas are tossed around about how to keep the story of Ellis, Neckbone, and the whole gang alive - PLUS, Dan and Jon play the Matthew McConaughey Name Game!Next episode: Orange County (2002) • CaliforniaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as ArkansasContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-09-2757 min
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Gold Rush (1925)Dan and Jon are up in Alaska (or down if you’re Santa Claus) and featuring Charlie Chaplin’s 1925 hit, The Gold Rush. Much like The Tramp himself, Dan and Jon are exploring the Yukon territory — except in their case, it’s cinematically. In addition to sharing thoughts and ideas for The Gold Rush, they also share some of their favorite iconic Alaska films.Next episode: Tombstone (1993) • ArizonaSee what native tribes reside or resided in what is now known as AlaskaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr...2023-09-1353 min
Ruined ChildhoodsSweet Home Alabama (2002)Dan and Jon are traveling through each state in America in an alphabetically-ordered exploration of the movies that define the American experience. And to kick it off, they’re taking a look at the 2002 rom-com classic, Sweet Home Alabama, that takes us from New York City to the deep south. Dan and Jon share their thoughts about how it works through a 2023 lens and have a few ideas on how it could be brought back today.Next episode: The Gold Rush (1925) • AlaskaThis episode is brought to you by Banned CampSee what nati...2023-09-061h 04
Ruined ChildhoodsRevisiting FletchWrapping up the 200 episode celebration, Dan and Jon are looking back at what they had said in May 2021 about a new Fletch movie and then discuss the 2022 film Confess, Fletch starring Jon Hamm. Also, Dan and Jon do a lightning round of updates on news pertaining to other past episodes that are expecting reboots, sequels, prequels, stage plays, etc.Next episode: Sweet Home Alabama (2002) • AlabamaContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-08-301h 18
Ruined ChildhoodsEvent Horizon (1997)A missing space vessel reappears after disappearing for 7 years and there’s nobody who can help solve the mystery better than the ship’s creator, Sam Neill’s Dr. Weir. And after 26 years, Dan and Jon have some ideas on how to keep the legend of Event Horizon alive.Next episode: EPISODE 200! Dan and Jon look back at what did get made since their original episodes for Bill & Ted and Indiana Jones.Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-08-0957 min
Ruined ChildhoodsSlap Shot (1977)When it comes to classic sports comedies, few are regarded as highly as Slap Shot, the third collaboration of Paul Newman and George Roy Hill. Dan and Jon explain why it appeals to them, how they would revisit this film with a 2023 perspective, and they also touch on the Fictitious Athlete Hall of Fame!Next episode: Event Horizon (1997)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods - FEATURING JON’S NEW MOVIE JOURNAL!2023-07-0859 min
Ruined ChildhoodsPlanet of the Apes (1968)Planet of the Apes (1968)It’s not often that Dan and Jon dive deep into a franchise, but when the ongoing Planet of the Apes saga comes up, there’s not choice other than to leap head first. Not only do they go beat-by-beat through the original film series, 2001 reboot, current prequel reboot series, live action TV series, and animated TV series, but they also discuss the 1962 novel, the attempts to reboot in the early 90s, and more. And of course, Dan and Jon imagine how ELSE this series could be reimagined.Next episode: The Trum...2023-05-311h 39
Ruined ChildhoodsIf Looks Could Kill (1991)If there are two downloads on the episode, we’ll have to assume it’s Doug and Steve Butabi because Dan and Jon are talking Richard Grieco and his film debut, If Looks Could Kill. This film imagines a world where James Bond begins as a teenage dirtbag, and Dan and Jon know exactly how to revisit this cult classic.Next episode: Planet of the Apes (1968)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2023-05-181h 24
Ruined ChildhoodsBarefoot in the Park (1967)Dan and Jon continue their Robert Redford kick with one of his earlier films, Barefoot in the Park. This Jane Fonda collab is already an adaptation, but does it have a life beyond the 1967 classic film? Dan and Jon will decide.Next episode: Sneakers (1992)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2022-12-011h 02
Ruined ChildhoodsQuiz Show (1994)Dan and Jon travel back in time for Robert Redford’s look at the 1957 Quiz Show scandal that rocked NBC. And while they’re at it, Jon recounts his experience on an unaired game show pilot back in 2007.Next episode: Barefoot in the Park (1967)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2022-11-021h 21
Ruined ChildhoodsLittle Miss Sunshine (2006)As Dan and Jon take a closer look at films about interesting families, they hop on the yellow VW bus and talk about the 2006 quirky indie classic, Little Miss Sunshine. This film, which also spawned a stage musical, has a lot of potential for a revisit 14 years later. This is also Dan and Jon’s 2nd look at a movie touching on the world of pageants.Next episode: Stuart Saves His FamilyContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2022-05-121h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsParenthood (1989)For Dan & Jon, few movies compare to Ron Howard’s personal ode to one of life’s greatest challenges, Parenthood. This film spawned two television series, but Dan and Jon know that this is a deep well from which to draw water. And if you look at the cast list, you have to wonder how we can get these talents to reprise their roles.Next episode: Little Miss Sunshine (2006)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2022-05-041h 34
Ruined ChildhoodsMarried to the Mob (1988)The Summer of 1988 gave us a lot of really fantastic movies and one that’s flown a bit under the radar was Jonathan Demme’s Married to the Mob, starring Michelle Pfeiffer. Dan and Jon talk about this movie and some of the other hits from 1988, many of which feature Alec Baldwin. Does Married to the Mob deserve a new life or should it sleep with the fishes? Dan and Jon figure it all out.Next episode: Basic Instinct (1992)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2021-12-281h 03
Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 42 Greg Davies - Christmas Special!Merry Christmas one and all! Today’s series finale sees Jon and Dan discuss the fan-favourite ‘Off Menu’ episode with the Taskmaster Greg Davies. Along with some controversial menu choices, the two also discuss their series highlights, The Beatles, Christmas plans, as well as Dan’s disliking of the This Morning team. The two will return in 2022 for series 3 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-12-241h 12Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 41 Joe LycettHo Ho Ho, welcome to episode 41 of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, where today's edition delves into the dream menu of Joe Lycett. In addition to this, the two give some helpful advice in hosting a 'Mars Bar Party', Dan discusses his new donut business idea, there is a heated chat about ants, par or part boiling potatoes, and Rev. Anthony Cook makes an appearance to tell us about communion wine.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-12-131h 13Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 40 Kumail NanjianiWelcome to the 40th episode discussing the menu of the ‘Marvel’ that is Kumail Nanjiani. Today Jon & Dan reopen their wounds over the coverage at this year's Olympics, what is a giant, eating habits and we revel in maybe the best main course in Off Menu history.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-11-221h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsThe 39 Steps (1935)On this episode, Dan and Jon get into Alfred Hitchcock’s 1935 spy thriller, The 39 Steps, and ruminate on how it could be brought back today. PLUS, Dan details how he has worked with this story as a stage adaptation for the students at West Seattle High School.Next episode: Getting to Know Your Armed AssailantsContact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-11-091h 13Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 38 Kemah BobAfter a week off (Dan with a new puppy and Jon just being lazy), the two return for the episode of Kemah Bob. Today they discuss hot dog to bun ratios, people doing voices, and good Tex-Mex food.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-10-3000 minOff "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 36 Evelyn MokThis week Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Evelyn Mok. In this episode the two cover the Jonsi and Alex Cookery show, take a conversation from milk to who we are as people, thoughts from an otter, and why people poo-poo the chicken breast.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-10-091h 04
Ruined ChildhoodsMultiplicity (1996)On this episode, Dan and Jon posit the idea that Michael Keaton’s post-Multiplicity career perhaps improves Multiplicity. This is a movie that has gotten a lot of flack over the years, most of which is probably deserved, but how does hindsight factor into some of the larger themes of this movie? Also, Dan and Jon think up some ideas that could bring Multiplicity back to life and also celebrate one version of this story that actually did work.Next episode: SpaceCamp (1986)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee...2021-10-051h 30Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 35 Daisy May CooperWelcome to episode 35 with the Off ‘Off’ Menu of Daisy May Cooper. Today Jon and Dan discuss the validity of their food news, buffets, best fan theories, tipping waiters, and the poor pricing of chicken nuggets.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-10-021h 04Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 34 Sophie DukerWelcome to episode 34 where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sophie Duker. Today’s topics include, how to keep your hands clean, a lost cookery show from the lead singer of Sigur Ros, an attempt to tackle the origin of food, and a nice chat about whisky.
Jonsi & Alex Somers Cookery Show: https://jonsiandalex.com/recipes
Chew Comic Book Series: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6839093-chew-vol-1
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-09-251h 06Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 33 Jess PhillipsThis week in the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast, Jon and Dan discuss the episode of MP Jess Phillips. Double pizza news, platters, and a lengthy (occasionally heated) debate regarding the Full English Breakfast and whether it’s acceptable for fish fingers to be included.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-09-201h 25Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 32 Catherine BohartToday Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Catherine Bohart. In this episode, they cover the problems with afternoon teas, overly attentive waiters, impressionists, Paul McCartney rumours, and revisit the red velvet cake fiasco from Rose McGowen’s episode.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Dan Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-09-111h 16Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 31 Marcus SamuelssonWelcome to Episode 31, where this week Jon and Dan discuss the menu of chef and restaurant owner Marcus Samuelsson. Discussions include Dan’s contribution to the jazz genre with a squeaky door, their favourite jingles, we meet a new regular guest ‘Paul Hollywoods’, the future of raw food, a chef that can’t eat food, and a new idea for a show called ‘The Cabbage Family’.
Rate My Takeaway: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsaoj0TnCSs
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-09-041h 07
Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 30 Cerys MatthewsWelcome to Episode 30 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with the rundown of Cerys Matthews’ menu. Listen for discussions on the problem of celebrities stepping outside of their career, why wraps get a good wrap while loaves aren’t loved, Dan enlightens Jon on when a group of Iranians came to stay, a shout out to those removing poop lines, and a hot debate on which is better, scones or Welsh cakes?
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-08-291h 07Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 29 Jay RaynerThis week Jon and Dan discuss the Off Menu of foot critic Jay ‘Jason’ Rayner. In this episode they raise the question of whether the ‘milk of human kindness’ should belong to a nun, the problem of Jason's mantra of ‘women shouldn't take a lover who doesn't like oysters’, a disagreement about how to eat ice cream, and suggestions on the environment in which Jason is eating his dream menu
Nic Cage on Wogan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3OgWVkzlI
Man reviews Black Jack Ice Creams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjZv7l1_h8U
2021-08-211h 09Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 28 Serge PizzornoIn today’s episode, Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Kasabian guitarist Serge Pizzorno. It’s a busy episode, with Jon angering Dan with his food news, Jon’s problem with the Peperami Man, the launching of their new culinary award along with the first recipient, why Nando’s isn't actually that good, and the negative impact the ice cream man is having on society. Phew! Make sure you Rate & Review the podcast and subscribe for future episodes.
Biscoff Pasta Recipe: https://www.instagram.com/p/CNw_AUKB50C/
Jingles written and performed by Dan a...2021-08-141h 07Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 27 Jordan BanjoWelcome to episode 27, where Dan and Jon discuss the dream menu choices of street dancer Jordan Banjo. Today the pair talk about Iceland's marketing and how a certain Hollywood actor would improve their reputation, the lack of food challenges in the UK, and Jon tries out a new catchphrase (apologies for the volume the ‘catchphrase' is delivered).
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-08-091h 05Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 26 Kerry GodlimanThe boys at the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast' Podcast have had a week off, but are back for the menu of Kerry Godliman. Today Jon and Dan discuss the best crisp, voiceover artist Redd Pepper, pineapple on pizza, whether a ‘healthy’ salad really exists, and we are finally introduced to OOMPP producer ‘Glenito’.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-07-311h 05Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 25 Loyle CarnerToday's episode is the rundown of Off Menu Podcast guest, Loyle Carner. In this recording, Dan reveals a childhood addition to his drink creation ‘mix’, as well as discussions on Mariah Carey’s burps, Rag & Bone Man’s love for scratching, the best cheeks to eat and they invent their own drinking rhymes.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-07-1856 minOff "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 24 Sian CliffordWelcome to this week's episode where Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sian Clifford. In this episode, Dan reopens the can of worms of what is classed as bread, authentic food and ladyboys, and dream wee flavours.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-07-101h 02
Ruined ChildhoodsDirty Harry (1971)Dan & Jon are feelin’ lucky as they cover the 5-film Dirty Harry series. Though there are issues with depictions of race, sex, law enforcement, and Clint Eastwood that are certainly problematic, Dan and Jon focus on what these films did well, notably coining phrases that are ripe for parody.Next episode: Beetlejuice (1988)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2021-07-061h 28Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp:23 DynamoWelcome to episode 23 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast with magician Dynamo. This whirlwind of an episode starts with food slapping and celebrity cookbook food news (links below), before Jon and Dan attempt to break down the episode, a discussion resulting in tears about the treatment of the magician, an anecdote about a fussy lookalike, and whether there really is cheese in cheesecake.
Chicken slapping - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI
Kenny Rogers Cook Book - https://joshwilltravel.wordpress.com/2017/01/14/cooking-with-kenny-rogers/
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edit...2021-07-041h 00Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 22.5 Bonus Suzi RuffellWelcome to a bonus episode of the Off 'Off Menu Podcast' Podcast, with Suzi Ruffell. Due to technical errors, Jon and Dan thought the original had been lost so recorded a new version, only for the old one to re-appear. They cover old ground and also a lotta lotta new ground, including Ellie Goulding's new drink, more information on Jon's TV idea, and whisky snobs.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-07-021h 25Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 22 Suzi RuffellIn this week's episode, Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Suzi Ruffell. The brothers get their science caps on as they attempt to understand the complexity of carbonated drinks and the effects of global warming, as well as how long it takes to learn to like food. They also create their own tongue twisters and Dan reveals his overly passionate relationship with cakes.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-06-2654 minOff "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 21 Dara Ó BriainWelcome back for series 2 of the Off ‘Off Menu Podcast’ Podcast where Jon & Dan discuss the menu choices of comedian, presenter, and science man, Dara Ó Briain. The brothers come up with brilliant brand-saving marketing ideas, Dan reveals the history of sparkling water, what's the best food to serve in a bread bowl, and deep-fried delights.
Jingles written and performed by Dan and Jon Gilbert, Edited by Jon Gilbert. Artwork by Dan Gilbert.2021-06-201h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsZorro (1919 - ????)Zorro may have been created over 100 years ago, but his legacy lives on through tv shows, comic books, stage plays, and movies. Dan and Jon discuss some highlights of the Zorro films that they were able to stream online and discuss possibilities for Zorro’s film future. ALSO, Dan chats with Miami stand up Cesar Gracia, a Cuban American who grew up watching Zorro tear it up.Next episode: Earth Girls are Easy (1988)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch at linktr.ee/RuinedChildhoods2021-05-041h 41Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp: 15 Sindhu VeeWelcome to episode 15 of OOMPP, where today Jon and Dan discuss the dream menu of Sindhu Vee. We kick off with another brand new game show ‘Oreos or Ore-nos’, Dan reveals his very select list of countries he believes has disgusting food (including one that no longer exists), Jon argues why dauphinoise is not a ‘type of potato’, and the two praise the merit of Sindhu’s mum’s quote ‘To the hungry person, even a doorway looks like crisps’. They round off the episode by discussing their dream sundaes.
Jingles written and performed by Dan Gilbert & Jon Gilbert, Edi...2021-05-0159 min
Ruined ChildhoodsDouble Impact (1991) with Jon Gabrus2 Brothers, 2 guys named Jon, 2 Van Dammes! Dan and Jon are joined by Jon Gabrus to celebrate the 1991 Corsican Brothers adaptation, Double Impact.Next episode: Fitzcarraldo (1982)Contact us, follow us on social media, or buy some merch here!2021-04-061h 22Off "Off Menu Podcast” PodcastEp 01: Scroobius PipWelcome to the very first episode of the Off Off Menu Podcast Podcast, with your hosts Dan and Jon. Today they discuss the menu choices of rapper, podcaster, actor, and record label owner, Scroobius Pip, the first guest on the 'Off Menu Podcast'. Hear their views on Pip's menu choices, what they think the future of pizza will look like, and also cast your vote on Dan or Jon's choice of drinks 'Mix' or 'Vimto & Milk'.2021-01-1657 min
Ruined ChildhoodsNothing But Trouble (1991)When two NYC yuppies and a pair of sibling Brazilianaires accidentally find their way into a house filled with bizarre execution machines and a maniacal Judge with a hatred for bankers and love for Digital Underground, you have the perfect recipe for an episode of Ruined Childhoods. Nothing But Trouble (1991) is a punchline to most, but to Dan and Jon, it’s an overlooked effort straight from the mind of the man of the month, Dan Aykroyd. Is there a case for a new life for this property or should it be sent straight to Mister Bonestripper?Ne...2020-10-271h 22
Ruined ChildhoodsDriving Miss Daisy (1989)The Academy called it 1989’s best picture, but Dan and Jon have some other thoughts on what should have happened with this film and what could happen with this film. This Ayktobyr, we celebrate Driving Miss Daisy for what it was - the film that got Dan Aykroyd his Oscar nomination.Next episode: Nothing But Trouble (1989)2020-10-201h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsTrading Places (1983)The second episode of “Ayktobyr” delves into the hit comedy that helped rocket Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy to superstardom and showed that Jamie Lee Curtis was capable of doing more than running from Michael Myers. Dan and Jon note the relevance of the movie's themes, such as white privilege and systemic racism, while appreciating the intelligence of the underappreciated screenplay and nuanced performances from its aforementioned stars as well as Don Ameche, Ralph Bellamy, and Denholm Elliott. Does the RCP crop report predict a sequel, prequel, or remake for audiences to invest in? Only one way to find out...2020-10-131h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsSister Act (1992)Dan and Jon devote an episode to their favorite sisters - Sister Mary Clarence, Sister Mary Patrick, Sister Mary Robert, Sister Mary Lazarus, and the entire St. Katherine’s Convent! Sister Act was a huge hit in 1992, due in no small part to the performances of its phenomenal cast as well as some rousing musical numbers. While its 1993 sequel is remembered fondly, particularly for its introduction of Ms. Lauryn Hill, it was not nearly as successful as its predecessor. On this episode, Dan and Jon explore what has helped Sister Act hold up after almost 30 years, and what may ha...2020-09-232h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsFlatliners (1990)Flatliners (1990)What happens when you bring yourself to death’s door and turn back right before crossing the threshold? Joel Schumacher and a cast of impressive young Hollywood talent explore the consequences of experimentation in this psychological thriller, which Dan and Jon discuss in this episode, the third in our month of episodes celebrating the legacy of the late director. Also, Jon shares his take on the 2017 remake, and Dan speculates about the Schumacher Batman movie that could’ve been and never was.Next episode: The Client (1994) / A Time To Kill (1996)2020-07-211h 25
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Lost Boys (1987)Much like a vampire that can never age, Dan and Jon can’t seem to leave 1987 behind! In the first installment of their month-long tribute to director Joel Schumacher, they explore the world of fictional beach town Santa Carla, the setting of his horror-comedy, The Lost Boys. Dan shares his distaste for certain sparkly teen vampires while Jon sings the praises of shirtless saxophonist extraordinaire, Tim Cappello. We’ve got the Coreys Haim and Feldman in their first film together, Kiefer Sutherland, Jason Patric, Jami Gertz, and Dianne Freakin’ Wiest, not to mention “all the damn vampires” Buckle up, Starfighte...2020-07-071h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsThrow Momma from the Train (1987)Dan & Jon & Owen & Larry…& MommaOn this episode, Dan and Jon imagine a new life for this remake of an adaptation.Next episode: Hollywood Shuffle2020-06-161h 12
Ruined ChildhoodsIshtar (1987)Dan and Jon are joined by writer, critic, and Elaine May-enthusiast, Carrie Courogen to celebrate the classically misunderstood Ishtar. Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty get into some dangerous business as Chuck Clarke and Lyle Rogers - two wannabe musicians who find themselves in a mixup with the CIA and a group of radical communists who want to overthrow a tyrant. Dan, Jon, and Carrie talk about how this movie is a hidden gem and how it became a dark mark on the career of writer/director, Elaine May.Follow us on Instagram at @RuinedChildhoodsPodFollow...2020-04-2859 min
Ruined ChildhoodsMajor League (1989)On this episode, Dan and Jon take it back to 1989 and then 1994 to a lesser extent, and then 1998 to an even lesser extent to go over the Major League series. Beyond that, they go over their own personal experiences with baseball fandom, including Dan’s brief stint as a Steve Garvey 1987 Donruss baseball card impersonator. But most importantly, Dan and Jon celebrate the genius of Bob Uecker.Next episode: The Long Goodbye (1973)2020-04-141h 23
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Monster Squad (1987)Few movies have gone from being box office failures to beloved classics to the extent that The Monster Squad has over the last 30 years. Dan and Jon may not have seen it in the theater (though Dan remembers seeing the poster), but like others, they’ve become passionate fans after repeated viewings on HBO and VHS. Sequels and remakes have always been rumored, but have yet to come to fruition. Join Dan and Jon as they discuss the possibilities and potential in multiple approaches to reviving this property. Also: Jon shares how the COVID-19 pandemic has affected his work as...2020-03-241h 07
Ruined ChildhoodsCocoon (1985)Dan & Jon break into a nearby pool and dive into 1985’s Cocoon. Ron Howard’s sci-fi comedy classic is a prime example of an 80s alien movie that totally holds up, but Dan and Jon imagine what it might be like with a life in the 21st century.Next episode: What Women Want (2000)2020-03-031h 05
Ruined ChildhoodsWho Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)Mickey Mouse & Bugs Bunny? Daffy Duck & Donald Duck? Eddie Valiant & Roger Rabbit?! On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan & Jon discuss the 1988 classic animation-meets-live-action romp, Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Have there been attempts to resurrect the property in the past? Are there future plans? Dan and Jon give an overview and share their ideas on expanding the Roger Rabbitverse.Next episode: Pee-wee Herman2020-02-1758 min
Ruined ChildhoodsTremors (1990)Dan and Jon dig in to one of the more unlikely franchises in cinema, which began with the release of the original Tremors 30 years ago this month, and has since spawned sequels, a prequel, and two (failed) TV series. After all the different directions in which this franchise has already gone, is there anything they could possibly suggest that hasn’t already been tried? Listen in and see what they have in mind for the future of the Graboids, Shriekers, Assblasters, and other members of the subterranean species.Also: Dan and Jon share their takes on the Ac...2020-01-211h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Graduate (1967)The Graduate (1967)For this episode, Dan and Jon revisit a classic, and they have a lot to say about it. While providing background about the film and the novel on which it was based, they examine how the property has been referenced and resurrected throughout time, from the 2002 Broadway adaptation (which Dan and Jon saw during its run) to the Brad Pitt/Edward Norton commentary track on the Fight Club DVD. Also: High praise for some recent theatrical releases, including Parasite and Frozen II.Next episode: The Warriors (1979)2019-12-101h 15
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Last Boy Scout (1991)This week, Dan and Jon venture back into the neo-noir, Christmastime action-comedy world of Shane Black. This time, it’s director Tony Scott pairing up Bruce Willis (fresh off the failure of Hudson Hawk) and Damon Wayans (hot off the success of In Living Color) to take on crime and corruption in the NFL. The movie not only boasts one of Halle Berry’s earliest film roles, but also shares several notable connections to the following year’s Lorenzo’s Oil.Also: Dan reminisces about his Billy Blanks Tae-Bo workouts and shares his reservations regarding the new Mrs. Dou...2019-12-031h 02
Ruined ChildhoodsMidnight Run (1988)Midnight Run (1988)On this, the monumental 40th episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon step back into the career of filmmaker Martin Brest, this time to examine the 1988 action-comedy Midnight Run. Join them as they revisit the plot and some of the many highlights of the film as they determine what potential there is (if any) for sequels, prequels, remakes, or reboots. Also, Dan and Jon share their reviews of Dolemite is My Name, Dan shares some reflections following the closing of his high school production of A Few Good Men, and Jon challenges him to name...2019-11-1956 min
Ruined ChildhoodsDemolition Man (1993)Join Dan and Jon as they look back at the early-90’s Stallone/Snipes action flick Demolition Man and debate how well it has aged in the last 26 years. Jon shares his qualms with the movie, including its title, and Dan speculates as to why he’s not as troubled by these flaws. Also, Dan shares his reactions to the first episode of HBO’s Watchmen series (after dealing with some lozenge-related audio issues).Next Episode: Beverly Hills Cop (1984, 1987, 1994)2019-11-051h 07
Ruined ChildhoodsRisky Business (1983)TOM CRUISE MONTH CONTINUES! On this episode, Dan and Jon try their hardest to come up with a way to bring Risky Business into the modern age, but not before checking in on some news that sends Dan into a Little Shop of Horrors spiral.Next episode: Legend (1985)2019-10-151h 01
Ruined ChildhoodsRain Man (1988)On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, it’s truly a tale of two brothers. Dan and Jon talk about America’s OTHER favorite set of siblings, Charlie and Raymond AKA the boys of Rain Man. Dan and Jon also talk about their favorite Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman movies & performances. Oh, and don’t worry — they also parallel Rain Man with Twins.Next episode: Risky Business (1983)2019-10-081h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Princess Bride (1987)The Princess Bride (1987)Journey back to 1987 Chicago, where a sick young boy is unexpectedly enchanted by a fairy tale read to him by his grandfather… and 2019 Seattle and Portland, where Dan and Jon revisited this beloved classic amid new rumors of a remake, and examine what makes this film so special to people. Dan and Jon discuss their qualms with the film, while Dan somehow connects its plot to George W. Bush and 9/11. Jon also shares his ideas for ways to expand the Princess Bride universe while advocating for more accurate cultural representation in casting.Ne...2019-10-011h 13
Ruined ChildhoodsCabaret (1972)For this episode, Dan and Jon enjoyed their very first viewings of Bob Fosse’s Academy Award-winning film of the musical Cabaret. Dan shares his memories of the 1998 Broadway revival, and Jon proposes some surprising ideas for a remake.Next week: The Princess Bride (1987)2019-09-251h 03
Ruined ChildhoodsTransylvania 6-5000 (1985)Before a flash round of 6 Degrees of Lorenzo’s Oil, Dan and Jon speak fondly of the 1985 comedy, Transylvania 6-5000. This Jeff Goldblum/Ed Begley, Jr. flop has a huge cast, both figuratively and literally, and caught the attention of childhood-Jon and Dan, so naturally they have to talk about it on a dang podcast!Next episode: Back to School2019-09-031h 09
Ruined ChildhoodsMad Max (1979 - )What started as a small movie made by an Australian ER doctor has since become an incredible franchise that, unlike civilization in these films, has no plans of going away. Dan and Jon explore the legacy of Mad Max and its sequels.BONUS: Jon has a chat with Faye Murman, the director of the upcoming feature, Humungus: A Documentary, the focuses on extreme Mad Max fandom.Next episode: Transylvania 6-50002019-08-271h 35
Ruined ChildhoodsSoapdish (1991)On this episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon are joined by Jon’s wife, Laura, who proves that it’s possible to forget everything about movies once a microphone is in front of you. Nevertheless, they talk about the 1991 cult classic, Soapdish. They touch upon news in the Die Hard world and more info on the Coming to America sequel, Coming 2 America.Next episode: Mad Max (1979 - )2019-08-201h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Cannonball Run (1981-1989)The Cannonball Run (1981)/Cannonball Run II (1984)/Speed Zone (1989)Strap in and buckle up with Dan, Jon, Burt, Dom, Farrah, Dean, Sammy, Shirley, Brooke, and all of the other 70’s and 80’s celebrities who joined the party for the Cannonball Run series. Does Cannonball Run have a place in 2019’s cinema? Dan and Jon discuss this question and others as they assess the more dated aspects of the series while speculating about how it could be successful in today’s world. Also: news of a new addition to the Matrix franchise, and Bill & Ted Face the Music announces a releas...2019-06-251h 08
Ruined ChildhoodsCity Slickers (1991 & 1994)In their second celebration of June releases, Dan and Jon saddle up and ride with the City Slickers. They review what made the 1991 original so special, and what they feel went awry with City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. Also, Dan shares his deep admiration for the screenwriting team of Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel, while Jon continues to express his deep admiration for Michael Shannon. Plus, “June Squibb Month” continues as the brothers re-cast principal roles in 1997’s In & Out.Next episode: Dick Tracy (1990)Next “June Squibb” re-cast: Meet Joe Black (1998)2019-06-111h 30
Ruined ChildhoodsThunderball (1965)In the final installment of “May the Fourth be with You”, Dan and Jon go back to the fourth installment of the James Bond franchise, Thunderball. They debate the ethics of Bond’s womanizing, whether “for Queen and country” or otherwise, and discuss the impact of Thunderball and its 1983 remake, Never Say Never Again, on the Johnny English and Austin Powers films. Also: Dan and Jon express their cautious optimism around the Terminator: Dark Fate teaser and assess Sylvester Stallone’s recent comments about continuing the Rocky franchise.Next episode: SpeedNext episode’s recast: Scent of a Wom2019-05-281h 24
Ruined ChildhoodsWhat About Bob? (1991)Frank Oz’s 1991 comedy What About Bob? is the focus of Ruined Childhoods’ final “April’s Fools” installment. Dan and Jon assess the story’s treatment of mental illness and how it could be updated to reflect society’s evolved understanding of and attitude towards mental illness and therapy. They also determine the best options to expand the story and explore the characters further, including books based on ideas in the movie and a look at Bob’s past, including his wife’s love for Neil Diamond. Also: Jon describes his experience watching Dan’s Instagram Live video (@ruinedchildhoodspod), and we hear from our...2019-04-3054 min
Ruined Childhoods¡Three Amigos! (1986)“April's Fools” month on Ruined Childhoods concludes with a singing bush and a plethora of piñatas - it’s 1986’s ¡Three Amigos! Jon and Dan discuss the more memorable aspects of the movie, assess how the role of Dusty was a stretch for Chevy Chase, and brainstorm options of how they might expand the world of the Three Amigos, with or without the Amigos. Also: Dan journeys into the depths of his cryptic memory to recall specific details around both seeing Three Amigos in the theater and showing it to Jon and Scott on VHS; Dan shocks Jon by unearth...2019-04-2350 min
Ruined ChildhoodsDisorderlies (1987)DisorderliesOn the first of three episodes celebrating April’s Fools, Dan and Jon celebrate the insanity of the 1987 cult classic Fat Boys feature, Disorderlies. Dan has a Memento moment and recalls the bizarre circumstance under which he first saw the film and Jon has a Beautiful Mind-style wall of string that connects Disorderlies with the next film in the April’s Fools series…Brain Donors (1992)2019-04-0959 min
Ruined ChildhoodsMasters of the Universe (1987)Masters of the UniverseOn this very special episode of Ruined Childhoods, Dan and Jon have the power of Grayskull as they speculate about the upcoming Masters of the Universe reboot and break down the original 1987 live-action adaptation of the popular toy line and animated series. Dan takes a deep nostalgia dive as he reminisces about his love for the “He-Man” action figures, the movie posters on display when he and Jon saw Masters in the theater, and his awesome “He-Man” Halloween costume from 1983.Email your thoughts to RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.comNext Episode: Disorder...2019-04-021h 10
Ruined ChildhoodsThe Addams Family (1938 - )Dan and Jon get creepy, kooky, ooky, and spooky as they talk all about The Addams Family. They revisit the history of the characters, from their origins in the cartoons of Charles Addams, through the beloved 1964 TV adaptation and the hit films from the 1990’s, right up to their newest incarnation - an animated feature film, expected to hit screens in October 2019. Also, Jon’s ideas to expand the Addams “Cinematic Universe”, and Dan drops some Hammer on us.Next episode: Twins (1988)Email RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com2019-03-1259 min
Ruined ChildhoodsJaws (1975)This episode takes us to Amity Island then south to “Bahama Island” as Dan and Jon dig into the legacy of Steven Spielberg’s 1975 classic, Jaws, and its not-quite-so-classic sequels, Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D, and Jaws: The Revenge. Dan shares his theory about the only possible justification for Jaws: The Revenge’s absurd premise, while Jon finds some creative crossover/reboot inspiration from an unlikely source. Also, Dan floats his speculation about the Steven Spielberg Cinematic Universe (The Amblinverse???).Thoughts? Write them in to RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com - and don’t forget to Subscribe, rate, and review!Next epi...2019-03-051h 00
Ruined ChildhoodsBill & Ted (1989 & 1991)Hop in the time-traveling phone booth with Dan, and Jon as they celebrate the legacy of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, including a breakdown of the brilliance of Bogus Journey and their speculation about the long-awaited third part.Dan also shares his thoughts on the teaser for Disney’s live-action Aladdin and reminisces about his experience seeing Excellent Adventure in the theater back in 1989.Next week: The Last Starfighter (with special guest, world-renowned pizza enthusiast and our brother, Scott Wiener)Thoughts? Email RuinedChildhoodsPod@gmail.com - Don’t forget to rate, review, subscribe, reboot...2019-02-191h 08
Dan and jon's random bananzaTuppencast. With dan jon and AMKJust skip to the end really, Tuppen Jon and AMK have a race to see who can eat an apple first. It was disguisting. Also, jon and AMK attack Tuppen at various points throughout the show.2008-04-0241 min