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Cinemapocalypse NOWFINALEWell folks, Scott Lizard Abrams here. Show's over. It's been a wild ride and honestly all of us really appreciate that all of you tuned in each week for us to mostly make asses of ourselves. It's been 2 years out of our lives and the idea that you wanted to spend that time with us is honestly humbling. If you're looking for something similar to listen to check out my new history/comedy podcast History Homos at www.anchor.fm/historyhomos and Gabe's sports podcast Fresh Off The Grill at www.anchor.fm/freshoffthegrill
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2020-05-3100 minCinemapocalypse NOWEp. 111 "Don't Judge a Movie by Its Tits" (American Beauty, 1999)TV Corporate Cancer, Robot Pedophiles. The Jewish origins of hardcore pornography. Gabe enjoys local movies. Vietnam and Cuban Cars were a psy-op. We discuss American Beauty at length. JOIN THE MILITIA
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2020-05-241h 55Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 110 "Bikes and Joggers" (8mm, 1999)Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny put their differences aside to take down the real enemy; Hanukkah Harry. We sip on some Portuguese water while discussing McDonald's Movies, bad network television, playing dead with your kids, and the dark underbelly of coffee boofing, This week we review 8mm starring Nicolas Cage.
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2020-05-181h 32Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 109 - The Heebiest of Jeebiest of Jews (Robocop, 1986)Scott's rabbit gets "Cooked" while all get blackpilled because of Jewish Gatekeepers. Very bummer ep but very funny. We review Robocop and criticize capitalism from the right. Be gay to yourselves....and each other.
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2020-05-102h 21Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 108 "We'll Get to That Later" (Eyes Wide Shut, 1999)*SPOILER WARNING as with most of our reviews*
Anonymous, hot, gay alien sex with Kim Jong Un. Is this movie funny or silly? Scott gets into a Wikipedia wormhole as we do a deeper-than-usual deep dive review of Stanley Kubrick's final film, "Eyes Wide Shut".
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2020-05-031h 52Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 107 "Bad Roommate's Mom's Haircut" (Mulholland Drive, 2001)Garrard throws a piece of pizza at Homer Simpson during the Ziggy Stardust period of Bad Roommate. Scott has a "shitty weekend". Black Millenials take a seat at the corporate table. Gabe watches "Rosemary's Baby" and we do a dramatic reading of an award winning play. We review "Mulholland Drive" as we continue reviewing spooky LA movies this month. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2020-04-261h 47Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 106 "Chicken Man and the Gardener" (Lost Highway, 1997)Garfield eats the census all for "goupons". We pitch more restaurant franchise ideas, virtual board games, fast food strip clubs, and real sex uggos. A quick overview of "Chinatown", 1974. Hobo railroad "Now serving Friendly's ice cream". We do an in depth review of David Lynch's 1997 neo-noir film Lost Highway starring Bill Pullman and Patricia Arquette
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2020-04-191h 45Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 105 "Ratface Dumps the Cheese Truck" (Repo Man, 1984)Scott and Don are Dorothy Wallace's pay pigs, Quarantopics, Madonna and Bill Gates are reptilian. Gabes Family plays Xbox 360 and Scott and Don dump a chick in the 8th grade. We review "Repo Man" (1984)
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2020-04-121h 56Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 104 "Gabby the Rodeo Clown" (Honey Boy, 2019)White Jewish rappers riding razor scooters terrorize Scott's neighborhood. Airsoft is outlawed during the Corona quarantine. Scott flexes his new sound board skills, and we toy with the idea of becoming official BBQ pit boys. This week we review the Shia "LaBEEF" penned "Honey Boy" 2019
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2020-04-051h 31Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 103 "Poo-Poo John's" (No Country for Old Men, 2008)In this installment our heroes unveil their newest weapon in the post-Cinemapocalyse, the soundboard. They take to the deserted streets of Boston in their fight against the homeless. Gabe and Scott's moms both do their part to kill the less fortunate. Don Hates 1989SteveMREInfo. Bob Mullen runs for Town Moderator on a platform that reminisces about that one Christmas when they bought Dance Dance Revolution and ate like 60 dollars worth of free Burger King while Kenny got drunk. French babes!!!! They have a surprisingly in depth conversation about pizza. This month's Shekel Selection of the Month has us reviewing "...
2020-03-291h 42Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 102 "Hacking Up Bat Breath" (Harold and Maude, 1971)In the darkest depths of Mordor (Boston) the homeless have taken over. The Jews News reports on mind reading Facebook ads. Wigger Rob and Doc Owl square dance in their "famous pants". DJ Torso lives! We review the cult classic black comedy "Harold and Maude", 1971
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2020-03-222h 02Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 101 "The Ballad of Trout and Big Richard" (Tombstone, 1993)Our Heroes return to embark on their second hundred episodes on their ceaseless yet futile campaign against further hordes of shitty movies. In this installment they reach the end of the begging (for hot cocoa) while on a trip to Six Flags. Don sings karaoke showtunes while WATCHING SHREK in Chinatown (which we #SUPPORT). On the second day of our odyssey we break the fast with Wendy's Breakfast before regaling you, dear listeners, with the sordid, underage, tale of two star crossed gay lovers. This week we review the 1993 western film "Tombstone" starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer. JOIN...
2020-03-151h 47Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 100 "Ernest Sweetclothing" (Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie, 2017)Origins of the show explained and did you hear? They're making a Hey, Arnold! movie? We reminisce about some of our favorite show moments, movies and hate chubs. "Hunters" starring Al Pacino, doing a heckin' vote for Bernerino, discussing our short "Mad House", Hungry horrors, redline rappers, and plans for the coming apocalypse. A short overview of JoJo Rabbit and we do a full review of "Hey, Arnold!: the Jungle Movie" 2017
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2020-03-091h 48Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 99 "Uncle Kim" (Parasite, 2019)Gabe and Don commit a Combined Assault on a new girlfriend while Scott is forced to re-enact the dancing scene from Risky Business in a nightmare brought on from drinking the "Anti-Energy Drink" Drank. We also discuss Anime, R/Sexoffendersupport and Scott gets cancelled. We also discuss the 2019 Best Picture recipient "Parasite"
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2020-03-012h 21Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 98 - "Teabagging, But For Kids" (Sonic the Hedgehog, 2020)Pinball Wizard Vs. Razor Ramone: Escape from Silver City. Eric Dim dines on trash-bound popcorn. The "Ode to Gayness" explained, and why Scott and Don are banned from the dog track. We review another vile video game movie; "Sonic the Hedgehog".
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2020-02-241h 44Cinemapocalypse NOWEp 97 - "Renee ZellWhigger" (Miller's Crossing, 1990)We keep doing these long eps and Idk what to tell you dudes. This is what we do now. Deal widdit. This week we talk about Sacco & Vanzetti., Childhood rewards, Wholesome jerking. Don regales us with his Tinder adventures, and then we talk about the Oskies. After that Renee ZellWhigger rides a broom along the Kali Yuga. JOIN THE MILITIA
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2020-02-172h 17Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 96 "We're All Piss Machines" (Buffalo '66, 1998)The Easter Bunny's student relationship with Boomer Fuddson gets him into hot water with the school's SPED department. Chicken guy enters witness protection. Scott is making a transition into his final form: a 60-something Portuguese man. John Zakim gets a pity invite to Don's infamous Halloween party . Jackie Brown compared to Rum Punch. We review the Vincent Gallo vehicle Buffalo '66 also starring Christina Ricci. #babynut #antload
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2020-02-102h 16Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 95 "Sand Neighbor" (Boyz N The Hood, 1991)Sup Neighbors. Sorry the Super Bowl was this weekend and I prioritized watching it and getting drunk over editing the end of this MASSIVE episode. Dude I think this might be our longest yet. And I cut stuff out. Kobe Bryant hangs out at a bagel place in Stonehill College and does a Chinee Handkerchief while banging Charo wrapped in a giant human sized tortilla and every time he enters her she says "burritoburritoburrito." Scott gets fisted by his cat before schooling everyone on both the war in Iraq and how welfare has a dysgenic affect on black America. Al...
2020-02-042h 21Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 94 "Stink Proof Pants" (True Grit, 2010)Marshal is away on a covert mission with Joan Rambo. Scott admits his affinity for baby Yoda. We discuss Bad Roommate's BurgerTime ritual, black guy CWOA, euphoric shits, and A.C.'s ground breaking "Howard Is Bald" EP. This week we review the "True Grit" 2010 remake
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2020-01-271h 35Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 93 "Optimal Jew" (Uncut Gems, 2019)Scott commits whiskey sacrilege in Marshal's celebration of gamer gurl pee. Marshal starts a new pyramid scheme while blowing off Mama Bear for Rambo. Scott falls asleep with Big Papi as Gabe watches Baby Yoda. Marshal, Gabe and Don discuss "Uncut Gems" (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2020-01-201h 46Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 92 "Brojob" (Fight for Your Life, 1977)Mar Mar busts on logs fueled by chicken tendies, on his quest for big tittied goth girls with fat vegan pep nips. "We don't eat steak!" Dog the Bounty Hunter and his trailer trash queen, Beth. Scott and Don discuss their idea for "Cat Porn". We review the blaxploitation film "Fight for Your Life".
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2020-01-062h 04Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 91 "Sgt. Don" ('Paths of Glory', 1957)Happy New Year Neighbors. How long you been listening to this gay show???? Here is an XL ep for your gay ass. In this episode Jewish mushroom conspiracists think they're dead while Mar Mar and Scott argue during a story about Marshal's Thai family watching the movie "Harold and Maude." Also Gabe looks like Uday Hussein and tricks the Bologna Stripper. We review one of Stanley Kubrick's first films "Paths of Glory" (1957) JOIN THE MILITIA!! Be gay to yourselves and each other!!! www.patreon.com/cinemapocalypsenow
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2019-12-302h 21Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 90 "Baby Yoda 2020" (Raising Arizona, 1987)Marshal watches closed caption VR porn on mushrooms. Fat rabbit trannies gorge themselves on game fuel. We ramble/review "Raising Arizona" 1987 starring Nicolas Cage
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2019-12-231h 37Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 89 "Go Ask Granny" ('The Irishman, 2019)Clint Eastwood takes mushrooms and decides to impregnate his wife. OJ Simpson gets off by having pupes glued to his face at the Art Basel showing. We review "The Irishman",2019 JOIN THE MILITIA
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2019-12-152h 09Cinemapocalypse NOWHOLIDAY REWIND: Episode 38 "Ernest Bangs A Tundra Wookie"We didn't record an episode this week because Mar Mar went to the Art Basel art show in Miami and the rest of us are gay as hell. Here is one of my (Scott Lizard A.) favorite episodes. I figure its been long enough that we deserve a "clip show." We have a sick episode lined up next week where we review "The Irishman" give us a break for a week. If you really need a podcast fix for the week feel free to donate minimum 1 dollar to our patreon at www.patreon.com/cinemapocalysenow .... We have several episodes...
2019-12-091h 38Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 88 "Hel Ho Let Boo!" (Trainspotting, 1996)Crosswalk volunteers get run over by crazy taxi drivers in Tesla trucks. While a congressman farts on Don's sister in Michael's. The moral of the story is vagina BO will get you fired. This week we review Danny Boyle's 1996 film "Trainspotting" starring Ewan McGregor
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2019-12-011h 34Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 87 "I Have 2 Big Dogs AND I Make Soup..." (Death Wish, 1974)Mar Mar chokes on a chicken bone after getting laid from his cat with a girl with ciggy butt breath. Edith Bunker gets raped at the meat store and Peter Lee-Berg gets Peteish. We review "Death Wish" starring Charles Bronson (1974) JOIN THE MILITIA
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2019-11-241h 51Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 86 "Oil Derrick" (Barton Fink, 1991)Marshal gets stabbed by a fat girl for a Popeye's chicken sandwich while trying to get his drink on. Brad Delp local legend and bbq enthusiast. Alienating Jason, McMartin Preschool, and "the Finders". Porsalin quits YouTube. We review the Coen brother's 1991 film Barton Fink
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2019-11-181h 31Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 85 "Ernest F*cks on Vacation" (Jacob's Ladder, 1990)DISCLAIMER: DO NOT listen to this episode as your first episode of this podcast. It is a Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Episode for HARDCORES ONLY. We apologize for the inconvenience.
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Brian Manson sucks his own d*ck while Mar Mar talks about the Cape Dirtyan bar 5 times while drinking Portuguese Ice. Gabe thinks Marshal stole "Ernest F*cks" from HDTGM and Gay-ry rations candy in an Oreo Crisis. I guess Join the Militia.... Next week's episode will be better. I hope.
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2019-11-102h 04Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 84 " I'm Never Gonna Stop!" (Smart House, 1999)The Ayatollah bans headbanging to Blink 182 at the dementia fight club. Don's near miss with a Silver fox at the Y. Scott and Marshal talk Chinese at Dim Sum. The Cracktacular adventures of Day Day and Black Randy. We try to review the Disney original "Smart House" 1999
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2019-11-031h 28Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 83 "Fat Lindsay, Dude" (Rob Zombie's Halloween, 2007)Trout's Arm, Racist NFL Stream Chat, Sad Videos, Sweaty pussy lamb, and fat Lindsay. We also review the Rob Zombie disaster remake of "Halloween" (2007) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-10-271h 59Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 82 "Busty but Gross" (The Host, 2006)Scott smokes Black and Milds for enjoyment while riding in his new PT Cruiser. Small pox farts killed the Indians. The Jeffree Star and Jared Threaten family variety hour. Quick overview of "The Strange Thing About the Johnsons" (2011), and "Summer of 84" (2018). We go all out and review the 2006 South Korean creature feature "The Host".
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2019-10-211h 24Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 81 "Every Post is a Repost Repost" (Joker, 2019)Gabe plays the Sega PlugnPlay with his incestuous exes. A Lady Cop murders boomer grocers. The O&A Subreddit gets shutdown for making a mess at Dunkies. We review the 2019 crime/supervillain drama "Joker" JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!
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2019-10-141h 53Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 80 "Big Boat Full of Jews" (The King of Comedy, 1982)Trump makes people illiterate, Gabe gets unprofessional, and Scott blocks his mom on facebook. The life and times of Matt Flathead. quick overview of Pet Sematary (2019) and we do a deep dive review of Martin Scorsese's 1982 film The the King of Comedy starring Robert De Niro
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2019-10-071h 37Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 79 "Goth Dumbo" Ft. Dave Temple (The Goonies, 1985)In this episode we interview comedian extraordinare Dave Temple and discuss Bobby Brown, Marshal forces in conversation about 30 y.o. goth girls, kids on minecraft, getting in trouble for words as kids. We also debut our new segment "Ask A Black Guy." We also review The Goonies and get into some Sheen Rape Theories. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!! @Scottlizardabrams @IMDaveTemple
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2019-09-291h 40Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 78 "Butt Clit" (the Fanatic, 2019)Marshal kills Eddie Money for his black people sex socks. PewDiePie fires Shane Gillis for inappropriate comments about Woke burger restaurants. We quickly overview "the Polka KIng" 2017 starring Jack Black, "Nature Boy" 30 for 30, talk about our favorite Goosebumps novels, a full in depth review of the train wreck directed by Fred Durst (Limp Bizkit) "the Fanatic" 2019 starring John Travolta. Join the militia!
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2019-09-231h 38Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 77 "Dykes on Bikes" (The Killer, 1989)We're back and we're ready to make racist jokes for you.... This week we discuss Marshal's triumphant return from the Booby Hatch, people who ride bikes, people who like Halloween, fat girls and we review the 1989 John Woo film "The Killer" (1989) and all of its imitators. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!!!!!!
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2019-09-151h 57Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 76 "Cum in the Trash" (The Butterfly Effect, 2004)Scott's dad gets nominated for biggest Jew. "The Red Strings club" good yet gay, Always Sunny jumps the shark, mid break cat talk, and Currycels/Ricecels. We quickly overview "Peanut Butter Falcon" (2019), and "Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling" (2019). A deep dive review of the 2004 thriller "The Butterfly Effect" starring A**rim Cushioner
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2019-09-091h 42Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 75 "Jack Howl" (Welcome to the Dollhouse, 1995)Chester Bennington molests kids with Jeffrey Epstein while shitty radio shows play and Homer Simpson smokes weed with Dave Weekly. Tard Wranglers do want to fuck their popsicle on AOL with Jack Howl. Our documentary discussed is available for download to anyone who donates to this podcast. Mucho Drama on this ep. Including Scott and Don's failed movie. JOIN THE MILITIA.
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2019-09-012h 08Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 74 "Diarrhea is Gross" (Rushmore, 1998)Tweety bird shirt wearing cultists rape and murder with the help of the Clinton foundation. We discuss 7-11 delicacies, gas station boner pills, and Ronald Jackson's disappearing candy bar trick. A brief overview of The VVitch (2015), and Good Boys (2019). We have an in depth review of the 1998 Wes Anderson film Rushmore.
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2019-08-261h 49Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 73 "Anarcho-Tyranny" ( First Blood, 1982)Gabe doesn't understand the concept of a swap, walmart unprofessionals make their way in anarcho-tyranny, Emer Till attends Fyre Fest while chicken riders mock Scott for not knowing who Marv from Home Alone is. We also discuss feet and the original Rambo movie: First Blood. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-08-181h 37Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 72 "Feet Gloves" (Easy Rider, 1969) Thought police crackdown on the burgeoning lolita hentai problem. Mormons look for Wesley, their one true savior. Mar Mar serves up Henny cocktails to toddlers. Scott discusses tripping at the Tripp's and we review the 1969 classic indie film Easy Rider.
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2019-08-121h 42Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 71 "Computer Boomer" (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, 2019)Shareware versions of Mister Rogers doing prank phone calls on Steve-O. Christopher Dorner participates in surveillance capitalism as we review the 2019 Tarantino film "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" We know why you're here, racist.
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2019-08-041h 56Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 70 "Diet Mountain Lion ROCKS" (The King of Kong, 2006)The Bubonic Plague worries boomers while Chinese babies are monitored by (((Big Brother))) and discover some wasted talent. The Lion King fights gators while a Jew pulls his ripcords. Meanwhile the Osbourne siblings have sex with each other. We review "King of Kong" (2006) .......You know what you're here for, racist.
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2019-07-291h 40Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 69 "The Texas Sexy Girls" (Who Took Johnny, 2014)Anti-vax mom takes a huge airplane dump on new black lady Bond. Is America 1/4 gay? Marshal's vintage sperm collection, and Satanic pedophile rings. We continue "You're a documentary month" and review "Who Took Johnny" (2014)
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2019-07-231h 44Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 68 "Hot Dog Pills" (Blackfish, 2013)Redundant black women attend art class while Gabe gets racey about jamaicans. The "C-word" is used by hack comedians during a hot dog eating contest. The Wave Speech is discussed before a thorough review of "Blackfish"(2013) spurs a conversation about animal rights and sentient cats. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2019-07-141h 55Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 67 "Full Logs of Poopie" (American Movie, 1999)Retards take a trip the Zoo and are rewarded with Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Swimming in the hood, Scratch ticket people, we talk about Hey Arnold (seriously). Homeward Bound gets recast. We review the documentary "American Movie" 1999 directed by Chris Smith
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2019-07-091h 21Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 66 "Porcelain Puss" (Toy Story 4, 2019)The BOYS return in full force to discuss whether or not the Deaf should be allowed to drive, how marshal tricked chinese people into saying the N-Word , Jewish symbolism in Star Wars, anti semitic schwarma, marshal's incontinence and we scam TGI Fridays. We then review the recent entry into the Pixar franchise Toy Story 4 (2019) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-06-302h 03Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 65 "Ebonic Sleeping Arrangements" (They Live, 1988)Are the Counting Crows pseudo racists? The artist formerly known as Mar Mar donates phone book armor to the less fortunate. Having hoagies with Bam Margera, and 30 year old goth girls. We get a diaped update from Baby Bri. Give brief overview of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters" (2019) and a full review of "They Live" (1988) starring the late Rowdy Roddy Piper. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-06-241h 32Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 64 "Everyone Loves Balls" (Last Action Hero, 1993)Hotdogging gets put on the menu while Scott and Marshal decide who gets to be top, Girls get worked up about semi consensual public urination while others get off on the feeling of anticipation. Aubrey Plaza likes Gabe's balls but the real question is IS MELANIN TRANSMUTABLE?? Historic Prank Phonecalls are recalled while beaver bongs are smoked. Also we deeply review "Last Action Hero" Starring Arnie Schwarzie (1993) All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2019-06-161h 51Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 63 "Diaped Up Tranny" (Punch-Drunk Love, 2002)Baby Bri ruins the bbq when she shows up wearing unsightly attire. Mar Mar debuts his new ASMR series complete with candy crunching and lighter flicking. Scott and Don go Catfishing to catch a predator. Obnoxious neighbor and Gabe's critic corner returns! We have an in depth discussion about Paul Thomas Anderson's "Punch-Drunk Love" 2002
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2019-06-111h 33Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 62 "LA is a Zoo" Ft. Mike Recine (Falling Down, 1993)The Boys circle the wagons with special in-studio guest Mike Recine of The SIt Down podcast to discuss the iconic 1993 film "Falling Down" starring Michael Douglas and directed by Joel Schumacher. They also give him the standard line of questioning and discuss army recruiters and how the army approaches advertising in 2019. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-06-021h 19Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 61 "Sloppy Party Bottom" (Pokémon Detective Pikachu, 2019)Tulpamancers go to federal prison for having sex with real dolls. Scott and Don get scared straight while learning the rules to survive in prison. We learn the joys of AOL Hometown and a "teenage boy dressed as Hilary". Quick overview of "The Dirt" 2019, and "The Lobster" 2016. The boys to a deep dive review of the schlock "Pokémon Detective Pikachu" 2019. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-05-271h 45Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 60 "Black Woman vs. The Turkey" (Dune, 1984)This week the boys discuss a black woman facing off against a turkey, Owen Benjamin still being retarded, Louis Farrakhan, Myspace, Based Zoomers, Chris Chan and Drag (which is basically female blackface). They also discuss the Chuck Berry Sex Tape, Mothers Day adventures and the 1984 film "Dune" directed by Alan Smithee.... I mean David Lynch. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2019-05-191h 48Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 59 "Ms. Bailar Loves Rat Boy" (The Wrestler, 2008)Marshal is presented with a prestigious award. Scott battles the incredible Lobster Boy, flaming pigeon shit, Wilhelm meme? We review the Wrestler starring Mickey Rourke. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-05-151h 57Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 58 "The Great Race Debate 2019" (Bad Lieutenant, 1992)Racist Weird Al, letting a black guy shit in your bathroom, Mar Mar goes viral with a video about Trenchcoat Guys. Bad Roommate's Fried Pickles cause Gabe to hold his farts in the escape room. The great Race/Gender Driving Debate. A first for the boys, NO SPOILERS as they discuss the edgy 1992 crime drama "Bad Lieutenant" starring the inimitable Harvey Keitel.
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2019-05-051h 47Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 57 - "A Movie For People With Bad Teeth" (Zulu, 1964)Oh oh oh Ozempic! This week we discuss commercial jingles, Scott's waterlogged "Rape Game", Gabe's 4/20 foray in DC, Strip clubs where they should keep their clothes on, Bonnie McFarlane vs. Pat Dixon, and a brief overview of Bubba Ho-Tep (2002). We review give a full review of the 1964 war epic Zulu. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-04-301h 26Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 56 - "Gabe's Pissed" (Easter Special, 'Passion of the Christ')This week the boys are robbed of 45 minutes of hilarious content that got deleted for the first time in their podcast history. However these intrepid fucking white males endure and soldier on to deliver you the content you deserve!!! They discuss Steet Shark Rule 34, Israel going to the Moon, Lobster Titties, shabbos goys, and Liam Nelson. They also (for Easter Sunday) review KING Mel Gibson's depiction of the crucifixion of the Lord Jebuz Christos: "The Passion of the Christ" All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalyose!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!-------
2019-04-211h 27Cinemapocalypse NOWBonus Minisode 2 - "Obeasts"BONUS CONTENT!!!! In this very special 3 man installment of The PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse Mar Mar, Gabe and Scott avoid the topic of film but chat about Pahjeet striking Downtown Crossing, men who wear sandals, Fentanyl, legal pot problems and "That Dog." Happy Hitler's Birthday/Columbine Day! JOIN THE MILITIA!!! - - - - -
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2019-04-1932 minCinemapocalypse NOWEp. 55 - "The Great Chinese Incellion" (Bone Tomahawk, 2015)We discuss Marshal's prediction of a mass Chinese incel rebellion, Portuguese problems, Scott's dad "gets the brunt of it", how success is a big black bum, David Arquette's recent near death experience, a Jewsie Smallhatt update, "US" the Simpsons already did it, and we review "Bone Tomahawk" 2015. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-04-141h 29Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 54 - "Make Blackface Great Again" (Pootie Tang, 2001)Our heroes return with a very unprofessional episode in which they discuss "Blow Brother Where Art Thou?", Marshal the candy man, and how they would fight a turkey. Code switching at the go kart track, tag team old lady death matches, shaming the retarded on the train, helicopter jackoff moms and escape rooms. Plus a review of 2001's neo-blaxploitation joint "Pootie Tang", directed by Louis C.K. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-04-071h 41Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 53 - "Deep Space Pilot" (Blue Velvet, 1986)Lil' Bow Wow's butthole, a quick overview of "US" 2019, Gabe Pride parades, neighbors, scooters, broken bbqs, Scott goes trainspotting, and we get another Denzil viewer voicemail. We do a deep dive review of David Lynch's 1986 film Blue Velvet. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-04-021h 44Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 52 - "Girls Can Be Retarded Too" (Oldboy, 2003)ONE YEAR OF CINEMAPOCALYPSE NOW IS UPON US!!!! Thank you everyone for being here for and entire year of surviving the Cinemapocalypse with us!!! In this CLASSIC episode we discuss Mar Mar's statutory grey areas, Whippin' it out, Garfield, gangbangin in Alaska, and Tard Love Triangles. We also discuss the shitpostin' shooting and finally get into a thought provoking analysis of 2003's Korean Drama "Oldboy"!!! ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE PREMIERE MOVIE REVIEW OF THE POST APOCALYPSE!!! Join the Militia!!!!!
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2019-03-241h 43Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 51 - "Scott and the Staircase" (Sicario, 2015)Trannies, the fattest man on the train, BLACKFACEbook, anniversary of Waco, true crime podcasts, update from Terrible Tim, and getting away with murder. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-03-181h 16Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 50 - "Hurricane Sandy Hook" (Mandy, 2018)In this special 50th episode, head liberal cuck Scott "The Destroyer" Roberson returns to the mothafuckin boiz to discuss peeing sitting down, black people conspiracies, "King" Alex Jones, the Jewish conspiracy against MJ, and Mar Mar implicates himself in MORE felonies. They also discuss ayahuasca retreats in Peru, shroomin', ignoring annoying people like a child and internet censorship. Finally they review this week's long fated pick (see episode 8) "Mandy" 2018 starring the inimitable Nic Cage. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-03-101h 58Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 49 - "Boop Scaly Arms" (Grandma's Boy, 2006)In this week's episode Don gives his thoughts on "the House that Jack built". We discuss Mar mar's first kill, Doomers, the Ellen Page debacle, Robert " Rub n tug" Kraft, and Gary Voorhees terrorizing Camp Crystal Lake. The reluctant review of Mar mar's favorite stoner comedy (Grandma's Boy 2006) All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-03-031h 24Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 48 - "The Worst of All Worlds" (The House That Jack Built, 2018)We discuss Jussie Smollet the retarded liar, the mini mass shooting, Doyle's retarded boomer takes on the internet, lucid dreaming and nightmares, ren and stimpy revelations, and the EAR/ONS killer. Plus Don's pick "The House that Jack Built" (2018) JOIN THE MILITIA
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2019-02-252h 01Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 47 - "the Limit of Statues" (Rock 'n' Roll High School, 1979)In the absence of Big Daddy Don Bodeen, our survivors carry on with heavy hearts. Scott got sexually assaulted at work while the cashier manager did more than count cash. Dog ball earrings, slutty wing restaurants, close calls and booger picking. Owen Benjamin steals things!And our very first listener voicemail, Denzil. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-02-161h 28Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 46 - "Darren Dindu vs. Jared Threatin" (Heat, 1995)The boys are back again for another installment where they discuss the Super Bowl, MBTA Life, and high school murderers. They also take down the new podcast of "IRL Jared Threatin" (as referenced in episode 36) before talking about how the Jews ruined Mattapan, a local conspiracy theory. Finally they give a thorough review of 1995's "Heat" starring Deniro and Pacino. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!
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2019-02-101h 57Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 45 - "A Thin King" (Amadeus, 1984)Yah boys discuss "Girls Gone Wild", big diction, thick necks, MA drivers, Club 33, and introducing Gabe's critic corner. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2019-02-032h 01Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 44 - "What do you know about Hooters?" (Platoon, 1986)This week the boyz indulge a listener request from across the pond as they review the 1986 Oliver Stone film "Platoon" as well as discuss the sad state of The Learning Channel, synthetic weed, Chris Hansen getting in hot water, mainstream pedophilia, 'roids, and washed up pornstars. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2019-01-271h 58Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 43 - "WOKEsperson" (Bird Box 2018)R. Kelly in trouble at the White House's hamberder feast for using ketchup. Is Gillette really the BEST a man can get? Discussing the moral quandary of Man vs. Children boxing. We review Bird box (2018) "It's a movie." -Mar Mar
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2019-01-211h 31Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 42 - "The Unprofessionals of Europe" (Magnolia, 1999)In this return to form, the boyz discuss Scott's recent health scare and how junkies have ruined the medical industry, "Vice", Louis C.K. 2019, and Ed Buck the Hillary loving ghoul. They also discuss the documentary series "The Staircase", how liberal Massachusetts is and finally an in depth bashing of the 1999 P.T. Anderson film "Magnolia". All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!
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2019-01-152h 18Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 41 - "You Eat the Goop: Reloaded" (The Matrix, 1999 pt. 2)Our crime fighters return with their continued review of "The Matrix" (1999). Julia chimes in, we discuss the plausibility of the world within the movie and Trinity is still ugly. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-apocalypse. JOIN THE MILITIA!
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2019-01-091h 12Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 40 - "You Eat the Goop!" (The Matrix, 1999 pt. 1)This week, we discuss serial spitters, the dangers of going to the movies, Jim Carrey's sanity, the pros and cons of breast feeding, provide a quick overview of "The Mule" (2018) and a thorough dissection of this week's film, "The Matrix" (1999). All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE movie review podcast of the post-apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA!
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2018-12-311h 17Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 39 - "The Roaring Fifties" (Santa Claus, 1959)Merry Christmas Cinemapocalymaniacs!! This week the boys celebrate Christmas by discussing a VERY jolly film "Santa Claus" (1959) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO4ZRpTiaw about Old Saint Nick squaring off with a demon from HELL named Pitch. They also discuss the KFC Firelog, unwanted houseguests, the new WW1 Doc, and Limewire Porn and what super Christian guys beat off to. All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2018-12-221h 48Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 38 - "Ernest Bangs a Tundra Wookie" (Ernest Saves Christmas, 1988)This week's episode we discuss the allure of rotund tundra wookies, canceling the Oscars, PETA's colloquialisms, Soulja Boy's foray into the console wars, and Scott's boss' fashion faux pas. We also review the late Jim Varney's 2nd film starring as his character Ernest P. Worrell "Ernest Saves Christmas 1988". All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2018-12-151h 38Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 37 - "Scotch Free" (Jingle All The Way, 1998)In this reunion episode the boys welcome back Mar Mar and welcome their first feminist guest Liz Leis to the show. They discuss Neil "Smoke" DeGrasse Tyson's being Me Too'd, an Orthodox Jewish party performer (Uncle Moishey), beating up senior citizens, hot toys and parenting advice. Mar Mar also gets Me Too'd. All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITA!!!
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2018-12-092h 09Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 36 - "I'm 10 Years Old and I F**king Love This" (Pleasantville, 1998)In this gut busting installment the boys discuss Thot Audit, the remote tribe off the coast of India, Jared Threatin and who it reminds us of IRL. We also touch on the Queen biopic and finally we dissect the 1998 film "Pleasantville" All this and more on the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2018-12-021h 48Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 35 - "Addams Family Klan Rally" (Addams Family Values, 1993)In this classic ep the boys get back to basics while telling shit stories and homeless guy stories, discuss racist humor at work, and military coups. Scott gives his anticipated full gameplay review of the white supremacist video game "Angry Goy 2", and Gabe dishes on how he allowed himself to be the emotional tampon for a whiny anti-Trumper. Finally the lads get into their suprisingly in-depth review of "Addams Family Values" (1993) All this and MUCH MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2018-11-251h 56Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 34 - "No Slaves for Bears" Ft. Pat Dixon (The Man Who Wasn't There, 2001)In this groundbreaking episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, the boys interview the inimitable Pat Dixon of Crime Report and TRUMP on the Compound Media Network. They discuss the state of movies and the media, Pat's taste in film, a joke he told that got a glass thrown at him, and the 2001 Coen Brothers Neo - Noir film "The Man Who Wasn't There." All this and MUCH MORE!!!
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2018-11-181h 18Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 33 - "The Diary of Anne Frank With Retards" (Riding the Bus With My Sister, 2005)In this classic ep, the boys discuss odd shit their families do, Amish in 2018 and the new movie "American Animals." They also languish over the tragic Lifetime film "Riding the Bus with My Sister" (2005) JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2018-11-111h 17Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 32 - "I Wanna Be A Franchisee" (Primer, 2004)Umbrella stories, 9/11 for Jews and roast beef-laden fantasies. Also, a review of the 2004 science fiction film, "Primer".
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2018-11-0452 minCinemapocalypse NOWBONUS Minisode 1 - "Mar Mar Likes to Get MAGA-Bombed"Because last episode was released early we reward YOU, the treasured listeners, to this very special BONUS MINISODE!!! We are visited by Mar Mar's ghost and we briefly discuss "Overlord", Gabe gushes over "Mid90s" and we give our take on the so-called MAGA Bomber. JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!
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2018-11-0135 minCinemapocalypse NOWEp. 31 - "Cheese Dip's In!" (Halloween, 2018)For the fourth and final installment of "Horror-ble Movie October", our heroes dissect 2018's "Halloween". Also discussed are old white lady flash mobs, lack of diversity at the mall of Maine, and a debate over Jamie Lee Curtis' status as feminist icon or mere Activia-eating bitch. JOIN THE MILITIA!
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2018-10-241h 20Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 30 - "Uniquely Bad" (Pieces, 1982)In this 3rd installment of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys discuss Elizabeth Warren the fake Indian, the 30th Anniversary of "My Neighbor Totoro" and an unforgettable experience afterwards, urban food courts and we dissect the 1982 debacle "Pieces" selected by Gabe. Which can be watched in stunning 480p here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW60jm0vjmE All this and MORE on the PREMIERE Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse! JOIN THE MILITIA
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2018-10-231h 24Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 29 - "Hawses Ahhs" (Inside, 2007)In this second week of "Horror-ble Movie October" the boys detail some movies they watched over the weekend including "Bone Tomahawk" and "Venom" Before Gabe attempts to get out his review of "A Star Is Born" as Don and Scott mock him mercilessly. Finally they get to the main event "Inside" (2007), a French horror film. All this and MUCH MORE!!! JOIN THE MILITIA
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2018-10-161h 26Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 28 - "Wolf Spit" (The Shattering, 2015)Join us as we celebrate the month of October with reviews of "horror-ble" films. First up is the 2015 stinker, "The Shattering". This week's episode features special guest Jason Kelly of the Static Rift radio show.
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2018-10-071h 00Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 27 - "The Jewish Advocate" (3 Ninjas, 1992)In this weeks RACY installment the boys discuss female mass shooters, paw through a copy of the right wing pro-Israel newspaper The Jewish Advocate as well as the PS1 Classic. This week we tackle two martial arts films: "The Warriors of Virtue" and "3 Ninjas" Hilarity Ensues.
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2018-10-031h 48Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 26 - "Sober Cobra" (Donnie Darko, 2001)A seance breathes life into an old friend. A long-awaited verdict is handed down in the Retarded People's Court. Richard Kelly's polarizing freshman effort, "Donnie Darko" (2001) is reviewed. Who could ask for anything more?
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2018-09-231h 20Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 25 - "Just Ask ANY Woman" (I Saw The Devil, 2011)In this somber 9/11 episode of The Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post-Apocalypse, we try to keep things light by celebrating Gabe's birthday, which happens to fall on 9/11. We also discuss 9/11 Conspiracies and uncover the truth about the Muslims celebrating when the towers fell. We briefly cover the new entry in the Battlefield game series before delving into this week's review of "I Saw The Devil" (2011) a South Korean Horror/Action film. All this and MORE!!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!!!
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2018-09-201h 15Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 24 - "The Death of Mar Mar" (Three Billboards, 2017)A brief discussion about "Children of Men" (2006), a lengthier discussion about tattooed grannys, and a eulogy for Marshal who has succumbed to AIDS. Also, we review "Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri" (2017).
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2018-09-091h 02Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 23 - "Retarded People's Court" (Freddy Got Fingered, 2001)Come one, come all to the very first INTERACTIVE episode of the Premiere Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! In this episode we recall tales of hefty exes doing amateur stripping for GREAT JUSTICE. We also serve papers on Marshal to appear in Retarded People's Court and call upon YOU, the listeners, to decide the verdict in the case of The Gum on the Front Porch. Finally we delve into our movie of the week: Freddy Got Fingered (2001), the Tom Green vehicle. Apologies for the late upload this week, Cinemapocalymaniacs!!!
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2018-09-071h 02Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 22 - "Unprofessional Americans" (Adaptation, 2002)Listen as three Americans of the unprofessional persuasion discuss roided out midgets, Indians with prurient interests, as well as the 2002 Spike Jonze film "Adaptation". JOIN THE MILITIA!
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2018-08-271h 11Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 21 - "Sky Chad vs. the Warriors of Virtue" (Tank Girl, 1995)In this reunion episode the fellas dedicate their efforts to the Chad Sky Burglar of 2018, who was clearly a listener of the show. We also get into Alex Jones' deplatforming throughout the various social media websites and discuss Scott being rejected by the Freemasons. This week's movie is Tank Girl (1995) which Marshal is a staunch defender of. All this and MORE on the Premier Movie Review Podcast of the Post Apocalypse!!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!
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2018-08-191h 11Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 20 - "A Grey Alien Covered in Sh*t" (Veronica, 2017)In this week's installment, we make a hostage exchange with Donald Trump to get Gabe back from his home country of Brazil, but must live without our sweet ladyboy Marshal. We also discuss life in Brazil and "respect" for the boys in blue. We also skewer the 2017 Spanish (Mexican) released horror film "Veronica." All this and MUCH MORE!! JOIN THE MILITIA!!!
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2018-08-141h 02Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 19 - "That Smells GOOD!" (American Psycho, 2000)In this week's episode, we discuss the film American Psycho (2000). Other topics include Gabe's penchant for granny puss, cannabis infused dinner parties gone awry, as well as a cult of ambiguously gay barbecuers who may be using their Youtube fame to troll for boy butt.
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2018-08-0543 minCinemapocalypse NOWEp. 18 - "That's What Oil Is" (There Will Be Blood, 2007)In this exciting edition, our intrepid podcast friends embark on a discussion about the 2007 Paul Thomas Anderson film "There Will be Blood", frontier capitalism, old people on facebook and Marshal pontificates (excessively) about his well researched knowledge of Geology. All this and MORE!!!
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2018-08-021h 03Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 17 - "Happiness is a Boy's Bum" (Happiness, 1998)This week, we discuss the 1998 dark comedy "Happiness" directed by Todd Solondz.
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2018-07-241h 17Cinemapocalypse NOWEp. 16 - "Pizza Kid vs. the Toilet Witches" (30 Minutes or Less, 2011)This week, we discuss the 2018 Netflix documentary series "Evil Genius", centered around the 2003 Pizza Bombing case. We also review the misguided 2011 buddy comedy film "30 Minutes or Less", which was inspired by the same case.
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