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How To Survive with Danielle & KristineThom Harp - HTS Too Much Water & White Water RapidsDirector Thom Harp joins Danielle and Kristine to share a dad fail during his family's whitewater rapids vacation. And Kristine schools the gang on the hellish fate at the bottom of your Hydro-flask.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2024-03-121h 13How To Survive with Danielle & KristineJon Hamm - HTS LossDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing a spouse. Jon Hamm shares the tragic loss of his parents as a child.Tips on surviving the loss of a partner.Want to learn about sculpture with Hamm & Elmo? We love him on SNL. Here’s a Hamm classic.Congrats to our October Bonus Contest Winners! For anyone else who wants some fun HTS clothes, mugs, stickers, everything is ON SALE!Thank you for having us on your shows! Check out Kristine on Troubled WatersAnd Danielle is funny as usual o...2023-11-071h 26How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Covid-19This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-10-1757 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineMike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTENDED EDITION!We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-10-102h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive The Black DeathThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-10-031h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineElizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in CasinoThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being addicted to gambling and Elizabeth Beckwith joins us to share her experience being an extra in the Martin Scorsese classic, Casino.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-09-261h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineDaisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 BirthdayThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane hijacking and Daisy Gardner joins us to talk about sharing a birthday with a national tragedy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-09-191h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineAndy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-09-121h 18How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-09-051h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineChris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic LiquidsThis week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-08-291h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineRenee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway FightThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-08-221h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineChristian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic RelationshipsThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-08-151h 16How To Survive with Danielle & KristineKate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your CreditThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-08-081h 08How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig NotaroThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-08-011h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather BrookerThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-07-251h 03How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin Extended Edition!This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-07-111h 28How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Parachute Free Fall & the Free For All of New York in the 80s with Rainn WilsonThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-07-041h 23How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian StricklandThis week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-06-271h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Puffer Fish with us!This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-06-201h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted HardwickThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-06-131h 08How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy BranumThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-06-061h 17How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle with Alice HamiltonDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin, and the fantastic Alice Hamilton shares a wild story about a journey to the Space Needle.Our topic this week was How to Survive a Sea Urchin's NeedleFun news in Science: Scientists Solve A Sea Urchin Murder Mystery.Black Sea Urchins are disappearing.Danielle shared full-time traveler Richelle's painful walk on the wild side—two words Richelle- water shoes.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitter2023-05-301h 06How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron LeeDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee joins us to discuss growing up in poverty.Our show wouldn't exist without YOU, our listeners, so thank you for your reviews, following us on social media, joining Patreon, and all the ways you've supported us!Speaking of Listeners: Congratulations to Patti McAnally, Joshua Taback, & John Coppersmith, our prize winners who were chosen on our latest Bonus Episode this holiday weekend!Ever wonder why some animals eat their young? Maybe it's because babies taste delicious.Some cats, like this junk...2023-05-231h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin MaynardDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own.Some strategies for surviving narcissistic parents.One daughter's story of surviving a narcissistic mother.Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE at checkout for 10 percent off your first month.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebookSee Privacy Policy at https://art...2023-05-161h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie DenboDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder, and our friend Jamie Denbo talks about her time on a trashy reality show.Hoarding is hard on families!The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD.Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE at checkout for 10 percent off your first month.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt...2023-05-091h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross BowieThis week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and John Ross Bowie joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis!Our episode this week was on Ebola!Ebola has a cousin.Want to know some more details on this harrowing virus?Recovery informationNelly's storyUnicef is a great organization if you want to give!Here is some general information on herpes.Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOWTOSURVIVE at checkout for 10 percent off your fir...2023-05-021h 03How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt BelknapDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out-of-control crowd, and our friend Matt Belknap discusses his early soul-crushing industry job.Here's how you keep yourself safe.Kristine shared the harrowing story of the Itaewon Seoul, Korea, Halloween crowd crush tragedy.More about the event. The victim's families are now dealing with online abuse.Here is the story of one survivor.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebookSee P...2023-04-251h 13How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis BoweDanielle and Kristine discuss how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders. Family Guy writer Travis Bowe shares a story about a rollicking fishing trip to Alaska with his dad.We dived into SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Here are some ways to ease this disorder in case you are afflicted.Want to listen to an NPR Life Kit on SAD?Danielle shared the story of how SAD came to be recognized as a problem.Lightboxes are shown to be effective for SAD. Here are some options.An oven is not a ...2023-04-181h 07How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter KoenigDanielle and Kristine share how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig talks about dealing with a rude audience member.The topic for the episode was Surviving Sociopaths AKA Antisocial Personality Disorder.Here are 13 Rules for Dealing with A Sociopath.Causes and symptoms. Statistics on personality disorders. A list of "celebrity" sociopaths that isn't a bunch of serial killers.Kristine really got this wrong about Fisher Stevens.But Danielle was in line with many outlets criticizing the MTG 60 Minutes interview.Here are s...2023-04-111h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole ThurmanDanielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-person auditions: just one more reason to miss the lockdown.Here are some tips on How to Survive a Boat Crash.Also, beware of the cold. Remember, the opposite of Fire is COLD! Maybe have sex, like in the movie Crash originally titled SEX REESES.Here are some more stats about boat crashes.Are you living the Cottage Life...2023-04-041h 15How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen DriscollDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad!We have giveaways coming soon (we ran out of time on our last Patreon episode), but we are moving our merchandise to a different company, so bear with us! Here's a great article from HuffPost with lots of serial killer details.The FBI has all the stats! Myths about serial killers. Here's that statistic about winning the lottery.Want more Ted Bundy? Here...2023-03-281h 17How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd LevinDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious Todd Levin shares his Disney World family trauma.This week is the release of our Patreon Bonus episode, in which we juice up a Garden Squirrel on Prosecco.Danielle brought a very exciting and timely topic to the show, FASCISM!Learn more here!Danielle's mention of Sean Spicer's claim on the inauguration numbers. Kellyanne Conway and her "alternative facts."Despite Biden rescinding the Muslim Ban, the damage is far from over.Want to read ab...2023-03-211h 16How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike SchmidtDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work.The HTS gang is taping another nighttime BONUS episode this week, so look out for that soon if you are a Seek Shelter Patreon member. This episode is going to offer some fun giveaways! You can check out our Patreon at no cost RIGHT HERE for more details.Do you have a tattoo? Do you want one? Tell us your tattoo stories at podcasthowtosurvive@gmail.c...2023-03-141h 28How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul GilmartinThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebookGo to https://www.magicmind.co/howtosurvive And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with the code HOWTOSURVIVESee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-03-071h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza SkinnerDanielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend.Kristine shared helpful information on what to do during one of these nasty storms.Do you want some scandalous secrets of the Dairy Queen Blizzard? So that you know, it's not actual ice cream. You will still crave one by the end of the article.NOAA's Winter Forecast ToolsSadly, the dog sweater Kristine was admir...2023-02-281h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca MetzDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car!This week's episode covered drug overdose, and Danielle shared a bunch of helpful information.First, some basic stats on drug overdosesFollow the SAVE ME steps to respond to a suspected drug overdose.Valuable information on how to get Narcan. A study on the effectiveness of Naloxone.2023-02-211h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse ThornThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own.Do you carry junk on you, like Garon? If so, here's some advice for avoiding getting jumped.However, if nothing works and the street fight is going down, here are some tips for defending yourself in an extreme street fight.Storytime: Kristine shared the epic survival tale of Susan Kuhnhausen and...2023-02-141h 23How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It On Stage with Patton OswaltThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience.Getting into the main event, the Nazis of the insect world. Mosquitos!Don't get West Nile Virus. Are you in California and want to know more about those mosquitos that assault your ankles non-stop yet are somehow invisible? Read this.Here's some information on the best mosquito control for your body and y...2023-02-071h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy CoopermanThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness.Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebookSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2023-01-311h 06How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt BraungerDanielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter.Then it was time to birth this week's topic, How to Survive Childbirth.Here are some typical worries many first-time moms experience.Are you worried about a C-Section, or have one scheduled? The Mayo Clinic is a good resource for specifics.Are you pregnant with twins like Kristine was? You probably know it's different. Ar...2023-01-241h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya MillsDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines!Because of the atmospheric river, Danielle and Kristine touched briefly on flood safety, and if your home was damaged, it could be confusing to know what's covered. Perhaps this article is helpful. One thing is certain: Danielle will never drink a gallon of water daily. After that brief sidebar on flooding, it was time to get in...2023-01-171h 17How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control with Andy RichterThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party.Danielle shared tons of handy general tips.She discussed the importance of preparation.Danielle also delved into the specifics of the film and television industry.For storytime, Danielle shared The Bread & Roses strike of 1912. If you're interested in the story, you can read more here.Then it was time to dig deep into...2023-01-101h 10How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden SquirrelDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation this week by sharing gifts and discussing whatever comes up.Garon has The Talented Mr. Ripley, so it's an official HTS book club book! Read it if you like well-written books about psychopaths and murder! Here is a fun story about Patricia Highsmith.A Few Resources on Grief...Our lovely friend Rob Delaney wrote this book, "A Heart That Works," about the loss of his son, Henry. The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion i...2022-12-271h 08How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Grief with Danielle and KristineDanielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief, and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers!Check out our Patreon!The NEW Merchandise is hereInstagramTwitterFacebook Sign up for our newsletter and get entered into fun contests! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-12-201h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura ManninoDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive parasites, and the wonderful Laura Mannino joins us to share her experiences with failure in Hollywood.In this week's episode, we got into appetite-suppressing territory with a deep dive into How to Survive Parasites.Kristine got some fun information from medicalnewstoday.com.For more details on toxoplasmosis, the mayo clinic's got you covered.Got Pinworms? This is the medicine you need. I recommend mixing it with a few spoonfuls of orange juice to ma...2022-12-131h 07How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha KellyDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a carjacking this week, and Euphoria's own Martha Kelly joins us to share her experience of being robbed while delivering a pizza.Danielle returned to an old favorite, The Art of Manliness, for crucial advice on how to avoid being carjacked.Kristine had been uselessly trying to figure out how to call 9-11 with her iPhone while keeping it hidden. Guess what? The geniuses at Apple already solved this problem for her. Here's how to use Apple SOS.If you or you...2022-12-061h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon HoustonDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme isolation, and the delightful Sharon Houston discusses her nightmare neighbors.Danielle was aided in her research by this article from the BBC, How Extreme Isolation Warps Minds. And she also got into some of the Covid tips for the Lockdown.Here's a fun article about how the lockdown affected introverts & extroverts differently.Danielle shared the harrowing story of Sarah Shourd, an American imprisoned in Iran in extreme isolation for 410 days. If you'd like to learn more about Sarah's experience, watch the documentary here, CNN also cov...2022-11-291h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle FishelDanielle and Kristine learn how to Thanksgiving with family, and it's a Dish reunion as the wonderful Danielle Fishel joins us to talk about surviving Thanksgiving with young kids!Since most of us don’t live inside a Nancy Meyers movie, Thanksgiving isn’t that treasured holiday full of warm cozy feelings and LL Bean Sweaters.Maybe you have a toxic family member or members? Well on this episode of HTS, we are going to give you some tips on how to not only Survive this holiday season BUT ENJOY THE HELL OUT OF IT.2022-11-221h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany with J. Keith van StraatenDanielle and Kristine learned how to survive North Korea this week, and our friend J. Keith van Straaten joins us to talk about when he found himself in the wrong village in Northern Germany.For some history of the world's most repressive regime and the last closed totalitarian state, Human Rights Watch is a great place to start. To understand more about the Cult of Personality and Juche, Vox has a great explainer.Here's an NPR piece that you can listen to or read. A Chilling Look Insi...2022-11-151h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive A Car on Fire & "Dude Where's My Car," with Phil StarkThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a burning car, and comedy writer Phil Stark joins us to talk about his journey from writing "Dude, Where's My Car?" to his career as a therapist.Here's some helpful general information on car explosions, so you know what to watch out for.What about rising temperatures? Does that affect the danger? Read this!Was this Tesla possessed by the Devil?Here is a brief re-telling of the Pinto's deadly history and the original Mother Jones expose that brought the Pinto down. Reme...2022-11-081h 07How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda DeibertThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive climbing Mount Everest, and our new friend Amanda Deibert joins us to talk about the time she fell off a cliff at the absolute worst time possible.Kristine dug into the topic without any supplemental oxygen and got a wealth of information from National Geographic,What makes Everest so Deadly from LivescienceHow Climbers Are Ruining Everest from Reader's DigestSome Tips on Climbing Everest from CNNWant to take a tour of Everest Base Camp?Acc...2022-11-011h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave HolmesDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss, and at last, our friend Dave Holmes makes his debut to tell us about the time he got kicked out of college.There's a big shake-up in the Real Housewives universe, and Danielle & Kristine are positively giddy that style icon Jenna Lyons is joining the RHONY cast. In another Bravo news, something called BravoCon exists, and Garon watches it. Next year, we plan to have press passes. Breaking news, The Watcher is also a 2000 film starring James Spader, Marisa Tomei, and Keanu Reeves. If the dialogue...2022-10-251h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha GaddisThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive blood sucking vampire bats and our guest, the wonderful Alisha Gaddis, shares her experience staying in a haunted Cape Cod mansion.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-10-181h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy DalyThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hail storms and our guest, the hilarious Andy Daly, joins us to talk about the dramatic events of traveling through a blizzard!Everyone at HTS enjoyed the SNL season opening sketch with Miles Teller as Peyton Manning but don't expect us to pay for Peacock. Garon shared his feeling of ennui after seeing Bros, which Danielle and Kristine explain is the right feeling to have and is backed by research. Therefore, K&D are scientists.BIG NEWS! Tornadic is already a band, and you need...2022-10-111h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ghosts plus we're at last reading your letters!Subscribe to our podcast: https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/Follow us:Website for even more detailed Show Notes! https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/Twitter: https://twitter.com/podhowtosurviveFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurviveCheck out our merch!https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/ Leave us a review, and consider dropping your Twitter or IG handle so we can personally thank you!...2022-10-041h 13How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara SchaeferThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost at sea, and the hilarious Sara Schaefer joins us to talk about her white water rafting adventure.In this week's episode, we discuss Adnan Syed of Serial fame's release from prison.Danielle is reading Compulsion, a 1956 novel by Meyer Levin (aka Meyer Lemon), also a movie starring a very young Dean Stockwell! You can watch the entire thing here! They are both based on the infamous Leopold and Loeb case.Danielle shared some powerful tips if you ever find yourself lost at sea. She a...2022-09-271h 11How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Catfished & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy MillerIn this week's episode, Kristine and Danielle dive into the murky waters of catfishing.No, not this kindGaron and Kristine discuss spitting at catfish and noodling to preview their upcoming side podcast Midwest Hillbillies.Danielle and Kristine also chat about the tragic, untimely, and unexpected death of Queen Elizabeth. TOO SOON! Diving into catfishing- Teen Vogue has a great article on warning signs.Want to do a Google reverse image search?Danielle & Kristine both recommend the riveting and maddening podcast,-p0 Sweet BobbyTwo young bo...2022-09-201h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura HouseThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a volcano eruption and our friend, talented writer and comedian Laura House joins us to discuss the time her appendix burst!Danielle shares tons of volcano safety tips and the story of the famous 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Ha'apai eruption and tsunamiSubscribe to our podcast: https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/Follow us:Website for even more detailed Show Notes! https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/Twitter: https://twitter.com/podhowtosurviveFacebook: https://www.facebook...2022-09-131h 22How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commercial with Oscar MontoyaDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostage situation, and the wonderful Oscar Montoya is here to tell us about a terrible commercial set!Kristine shares some essential tips if you are in a hostage situation. Kristine and Danielle dive into the ever-intriguing story of Patty Hearst. And in case you ever wondered what Patty is up to now, D&K talks about that too!Guerrilla: The Taking of Patty Hearst is on Amazon PrimeOf course, the internet has a morse code translator!Want more information on...2022-09-061h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen KearinThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-08-301h 09How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire with Rachel QuaintanceThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a lotto millionaire and our friend Rachel Quaintance joins us to talk about her time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-08-231h 14How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive An Earthquake & A Mind-Blowing Aftershock With Cathy LadmanThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an earthquake and the wonderful Cathy Ladman joins us to talk about surviving a different kind of aftershock. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-08-161h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Africanized Honey Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe PleasantsThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive attacking Africanized Honey Bees and our friend CeCe Pleasants joins us to talk about surviving her Hawaiian honeymoon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-08-021h 00How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine CapatchThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dog attack and the hilarious Blaine Capatch joins us to talk about a "ruff" night traveling to a gig. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-07-1958 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date with Kacey SpiveyThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the desert and our guest Kacey Spivey shares her story about being trapped in the desert on a date.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-07-121h 00How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with Priyanka Wali, MDThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped in an elevator and Dr. Priyanka Wali joins us to share her harrowing story on a trip to Hawaii! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-07-051h 00How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive a Gas Explosion & When Your Insides Explode with Babs GrayThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-06-2856 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive a Hotel Fire & Naked Celebrities at Your Hotel with Mitch SilpaThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-06-2157 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Being Poisoned & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy PardoThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-06-141h 08How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Escalators & Shopping Cart Mishaps With Mindy SterlingThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators, and our very special guest Mindy Sterling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-06-071h 06How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive Being Lost In The Jungle & In The City With Grace EdwardsThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-05-3155 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow to Survive A Shark Attack & Attacking Audience With Rebecca LeeThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think.You WILL go in the water again, after this episode of How to Survive With Danielle & Kristine!Danielle rocks her sexy schoolmaster signature look. Which is very much IN STYLEKristine explains how Invisalign works during their new segment called "TOOTH TALK."Here are some fun shark facts!And here is surfer Mick Fanning and...2022-05-171h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Cult & Family Secrets With Julie Dixon JacksonThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to discuss digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents!Here is an excellent piece of writing in Oprah Daily, by Samantha Vicenty (thank you Samantha) to help spot the warning signs of a cult.Read Hassan's full BITE model here.New Yorker piece- What Makes a Cult a Cult?NYT piece- How to Get Someone Out Of A CultThe Fellowship of Friends Cult2022-05-101h 10How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins with Caissie St. OngeThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her Best, is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins!Danielle doles out all the wisdom on How To Survive a building collapse and shares the incredible story of Reshma Begum, a woman in Bangladesh who was trapped in a collapsed building for 17 days and survived.Danielle & Kristine also shared their thoughts on fast fashion, and here are some links in...2022-05-031h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive When The Law Doesn't Believe You & When Your Parents Don't Believe You with Todd GlassThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime, and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him.Episode 29 Show NotesIn this week’s episode, Danielle schools Kristine and the audience on avoiding doing time if you ever find yourself being falsely accused of a crime.Danielle shares the riveting story of Amazing Race contestant Ryan Ferguson who spent years behind bars after a wrongful murder conviction....2022-04-191h 09How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired with Paul F. TompkinsDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants, and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See below for show notes! Kristine regales Danielle with the horrors of one of the world's most dangerous insects- DEADLY FIRE ANTS! Check out this article for the crazy Youtube that Kristine referenced about floating fire ants. Kristine shares an insane survival story that seems too crazy to be true and learns to never play the Hypothetical Game...2022-04-121h 18How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Car Accident & a Bike Crash with Scott AukermanThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-04-051h 03How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Attacking Birds & Attacking Children with Tess BarkerThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-03-2958 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Runaway Train & Your Cat Running Away with Susan BurkeThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-03-221h 04How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie PoseyThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-03-151h 03How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy StoverThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-03-0857 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike HenryThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-03-011h 00How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea CoelhoThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-02-221h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy FullanThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-02-151h 06How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Mudslides & Shitting Your Pants with Lauren AshThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-02-0859 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and GaronDanielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-02-011h 13How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and KristineThis week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-01-251h 12How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly ClarkDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-01-181h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You with Laurie KilmartinDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2022-01-041h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive an Avalanche & Being Broke with Oscar NunezDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche and Oscar Nunez joins to talk about being broke in a new city.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-12-281h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Blackout & Living In Someone's Shadow with Jane Edith WilsonDanielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a blackout plus Jane Edith Wilson is here to discuss living in the shadow of her genius sister. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-12-1457 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year with Danielle and KristineLearn How To Survive deadly flesh-eating bacteria and Danielle shares a story from Freshman Year of college.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-12-071h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Tsunami & Peeing Your Pants with Christine BlackburnDanielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tsunami and later Christine Blackburn tells a story about surviving peeing her pants.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-11-301h 06How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Drowning In a Car & Drowning in Alcohol with Jackie KashianDanielle and Kristine learn how to escape a sinking car and guest Jackie Kashian talks about an embarrassing time from her drinking days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-11-231h 00How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Being Attacked BY Pirates & Attacked WITH a Pirate with Murray ValerianoJoin Danielle and Kristine and learn how to survive a pirate attack on the open seas plus our guest Murray Valeriano tells us about a time he was attacked when he was with his pirate friend!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-11-161h 05How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Home Invasion & Raccoon Invasion with Jessie GaskellDanielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a home invasion and Jessie Gaskell (Inside Conan) talks defending her home from raccoons! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-11-091h 09How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive a Nuclear Bomb & Bombing On Stage with Matt WeinholdDanielle and Kristine re-visit The Day After, Silkwood, and Stephanie Zimbalist. Guest Matt Weinhold reveals that metalheads aren’t as nice as we expected.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-10-1951 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Bears & Overbearing People with Danielle and KristineDanielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-10-1254 minHow To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive Wildfires & Being Fired with Alex AlexanderDanielle and Kristine share tips for surviving one of California’s biggest dangers (aside from earthquakes, mudslides, drought, heatwaves, oh never mind), and comedic actress Alex Alexander shares a hilarious story about being fired while holding a bag of wigs in her hand.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-10-051h 01How To Survive with Danielle & KristineHow To Survive TeaserJoin hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.2021-09-2101 min