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ThreezusEpisode 307 // Danny Has Found an IMPOSTER Among Us...Danny finds out crucial information about a certain someone, Daniel asks about the “new” TikTok, and Mason hosts another unbelievable round of Blind Ranking Everything.
2026-02-0225 minThreezusEpisode 305 // I’m the Goddamn Regional Manager of “Right the F*** Here"Mason hypes Danny up in a time of need, Daniel has the other two predict monopolies, and Danny hosts a ridiculously hilarious round of MadLibs.
2026-01-1931 minThreezusEpisode 295 // Sports Made Danny Literally Poo HimselfDanny and Mason recap how wild the World Series was, Daniel pitches a REALLY hot take, and the trio tells an incredible story one word at a time.
2025-11-1033 minThreezusEpisode 293 // The Most Controversial Top 10 You’ll Ever SeeMason has the others blind rank “things”, Daniel chooses chaos, and Danny tops it all off with a fresh new round of “Danny’s Deaf Jams”.
2025-10-2733 minThreezusEpisode 279 // Trying Smelling Salts for the First Time ON the PodcastDaniel has Danny and Mason open the episode by trying smelling salts, Mason hosts another ridiculous round of Unfair Trivia, and Danny pitches a wild game of Shart Tank to finish things off.
2025-07-2235 minThreezusEpisode 275 // Danny’s Mouth Game is WeakDaniel struggles through a game of “Categories” to begin the episode, Mason throws out a scalding movie hot take, and Danny reveals funny movie reviews.
2025-06-2328 minThreezusEpisode 268 // Daniel Somehow Beats Danny at Being ChineseDanny forgets a listener’s birthday, Mason discloses another hot take, and Daniel dominates in a game of “Movie Titles: Chinese Translation Edition”.
2025-05-0529 minThreezusEpisode 266 // Danny’s Birthday Episode! WOO!The trio celebrates Danny’s birthday, Mason gets stabbed, and Daniel awaits the new Pope.
2025-04-2225 minThreezusEpisode 265 // Will Danny FINALLY Win in Unfair Trivia?Danny pitches more quotes we’ve said from a lovely viewer, Daniel starts over, and Mason hosts yet another banger of a round of “Unfair Trivia”.
2025-04-1526 minThreezusEpisode 262 // Bringing Back One of the Greatest Games in Threezus HistoryThe trio speaks like cavemen in another Caveman Concepts, Danny complains about Pokemon scalpers, and the other two argue that their “Danny’s Deaf Jams” song is better than the other. Apologies, Mason had some technical difficulties while recording, so some audio of his might sound robotic/glitchy!
2025-03-2424 minThreezusEpisode 256 // Will Danny FINALLY Win in Unfair Trivia?The trio finds things to complain about, Daniel learns to fly, and Mason hosts a round of Unfair Trivia that Danny’s determined to win.
2025-02-1023 minThreezusEpisode 252 // Are Danny and Mason Really on the Same Page?In another Daniel-less episode (hopefully the last), Danny and Mason touch on the devastation surrounding the LA wildfires, and attempt to lighten the mood a bit with a few silly little games that test their connection.
2025-01-1341 minThreezusEpisode 243 // Danny Has to Re-Dub the ENTIRE EpisodeDanny’s audio didn’t save somehow and was forced to re-record himself, Mason tests his Harry Potter knowledge yet again, and Daniel has us question what’s real science and what’s Science Fiction.
2024-11-1121 minThreezusEpisode 230 // Danny is Now Korean and Daniel is Now MexicanMason hosts a game where the other two guess English words from their Chinese counterparts, and Danny hosts a series of completely random MadLibs.
2024-08-1221 minThreezusEpisode 216 // Mason & Danny Are Video Essayists Now.The trio begins with a riveting round of “Caveman Concepts”, Danny & Mason discuss their new entry into the video essay sphere, and Daniel hosts a game of “What Am I?!"
2024-05-0623 minThreezusEpisode 214 // Danny Makes Mason & Daniel FightMason tells us the horrible band names he’s come up with lately, Daniel hosts a brain-based game, and Danny pits the two of them against each other in a game of “Guess Their Age”.
2024-04-2226 minThreezusEpisode 202 // Daniel Has Officially Broken Our BrainsMason introduces a game that then proceeds to break his and Danny’s brain, Daniel brings up something that grinds his gears to no end, and Danny hosts a ridiculous round of “MadLibs Movie Synopses”.
2024-01-2936 minThreezusEpisode 190 // Danny Almost Burns His Friend’s House DownMason hosts a ridiculous round of “F*ck Marry Kill”, Daniel gets hooked on Yerba Mate, and Danny almost burns his friend’s house down.
2023-11-0621 minThreezusEpisode 187 // Daniel Critiques Mason’s TV Show, and Danny Starts a Gaming ChannelMason and Daniel return from the mystical world of Atlanta. The trio discuss the trip and Danny’s new gaming venture, and Daniel finalizes the episode with a particularly challenging game of “WHO AM I?!”.
2023-10-1626 minThreezusEpisode 186 // Danny’s “Greatest Hits” - The Podcast’s Funniest MomentsAs Mason and Daniel are away on a trip to the beautiful land of Atlanta, Danny takes this episode to recap (with some commentary) on some of his favorite moments from the Threezus podcast to this point (regularly scheduled episodes will be back next week!)
2023-10-0952 minThreezusEpisode 180 // We’re Truly Not That Smart. Just Watch.The trio plays a new, exciting intro game. Mason’s show got accepted into more festivals! Danny discusses movies that looked like garbage, but weren’t. Daniel proves how not actually smart Danny and Mason are.
2023-08-2830 minThreezusEpisode 162 // We Really Set Him Up for Failure with That One...The trio celebrate Danny’s 30th birthday with a ridiculous round of “Bad Rap”, in which Danny sets Daniel up for complete failure. They then discuss the concept of code switching before leading into a fantastic round of “That Movie Where…"
2023-04-2422 minThreezusEpisode 156 // Threezus is Now an Anime, Because Friendship Has PrevailedWe’re back with more video episodes! Daniel gets snowed in, Danny comes up with some ROUGH “Pinky Stinkies”, and Mason hosts an exciting round of “Box Office Battle”. Spoiler, Danny and Daniel struggle.
2023-03-1332 minThreezusEpisode 154 // Mason Whips it Out in Front of DannyAs the title mentions, Mason absolutely whips it out in front of Danny, Daniel deep dives into the others' social media, and Danny has the trio play a musical game of "lower or higher".
2023-02-2728 minThreezusEpisode 148 // The Truth Behind Danny's GenesDanny asks Daniel to guess what ethnicities he is, Mason hosts a game of "Pinky Stinky", and Daniel just kinda hangs out, because he's the smartest member of Threezus.
2023-01-1617 min
ThreezusEpisode 110 // Danny's New Apartment is Baffling...Danny finally moved apartments after 5 years! The new place is sorta baffling though. Mason finds English funny. Danny hosts an incredible round of "Softer, Worse, Slower, Weaker". Daniel gives you a fun fact in case you got nothing out of this episode.
2022-04-2528 minThreezusEpisode 105 // These Are the Stupidest Lyrics We've Ever Heard...The trio plays a much more negative version of "3 Things" called "Frustrating Things". Danny finds out he's privileged. Mason finds out Worldle stole from us. We finish the episode off with Danny's "Whose Bar is This?"
2022-03-2126 minThreezusEpisode 92 // Danny & Mason: Ruining Children's Lives Since 2014A good one. All Threezus episodes are great, but... yeah this one is too. Mason discusses his Holiday cooking obsession. He and Danny come to terms with the fact that they've ruined the lives of many children with their content. The trio comes up with their professional Esports usernames, and they conclude the episode with a game of "That Movie Where".
2021-12-2025 minThreezusEpisode 90 // Kidz Bop Has Gone Way Too Far Now...Daniel's birthday episode! Mason and Danny blitz him with a "Happy Birthday" in the intro, and he decides to sing along I guess. Daniel has the crew play an even more difficult version of "Pikachu or Pik-achoo". Mason hosts an inappropriate Thanksgiving. Danny closes out the episode with a "Guess That Song/Lyric... Kidz Bop Edition", in which Daniel and Mason freak out about horrible Kidz Bop lyrical substitutions.
2021-12-0633 minThreezusEpisode 89 // Avengers: Asian Ultron - The Version They Never ReleasedMason and Danny interrupt and derail Daniel's Avengers story to bring you Asian Ultron. Mason hosts a couple of warmup improv games with the boys, and discusses how a podcast (Hidden Brain) unveiled a mental epiphany for him. Danny brings up a repressed memory, and then has the guys play a new game oh-so-eloquently named "Shart Tank".
2021-11-2933 minThreezusEpisode 87 // Oops, Danny Accidentally Made F*ck SongsDanny praises himself on his immaculate podcast subject transitions. The crew plays a new improv game involving absolute nonsense. Daniel gets a bad haircut, but that doesn't stop him from pitting Danny & Mason against each other in a game of "No Yeah, Totally". Danny tops the episode off with two accidental "f*ck songs" in another rendition of Danny's Deaf Jams.
2021-11-1527 minThreezusEpisode 86 // The Adventures of Fearful Pants, Lustful Shirt, and the Breastplate of RighteousnessThe team begins with an incredible round of "I'm a tree". Mason leads a discussion on recent mental health, followed by a super random story about Danny's days as a below-average basketball player. The gang concludes the episode with Danny's new game, "Fantasy Phrases".
2021-11-0831 minThreezusEpisode 84 // Our Horribly Inappropriate Halloween Costume IdeasDanny proposes a Halloween costume trio collab, but it all turns inappropriate per Mason’s request. The trio discusses ways people made fun of them in school. Daniel insults boomers. Danny has Mason and Daniel combine to form their own Halloween movie villain. Daniel mumbles famous songs. Mason concludes with a fantastic round of MadLibs Movie Trailer.
2021-11-0233 minThreezusEpisode 83 // Doing the Podcast Without Clothes OnDanny and Mason stupidly decide to get season passes for a theme park against their better judgement. The trio has a weirdly lengthy debate on a best dressing/shower order. Mason pitches a Movie Mashup game. Danny concludes with bringing Mason and Daniel back to high school with a rousing game of “Danny RPG”.
2021-11-0239 minThreezusEpisode 80 // Swearing in Front of Little ChildrenDaniel "accidentally" teaches his daughter bad words. The trio discusses the worst places people could listen to Threezus. Danny has the others guess celebrity ages, but it's reversed. Mason provides some scaling hot takes about religion and the entertainment industry, plus a very offensively wrong take about sleeping better in foreign places over his own bedroom.
2021-09-2733 minThreezusEpisode 79 // Zero Gloryholes, One FloodDanny talks young people out of becoming YouTubers and TikTokers. Mason talks about getting caught in the big New York flood. Daniel hosts a very difficult round of "Guess That Acronym."
2021-09-2032 minThreezusEpisode 78 // Are We Siblings? ... Or Are We Dating?A doozie. Daniel starts off by telling the story of how a theme park employee told him and his sister to kiss, provoking a conversation about the "Siblings or Dating" Instagram page. Mason asks Danny and Daniel for weird preferences, followed by requesting the two to come up with fake facts HE'S learned from non-fiction YouTube videos. Danny closes the episode with a polarizing game of "Guess Their Age".
2021-09-1346 minThreezusEpisode 77 // Danny & Mason Are in a Better Place NowDanny makes Daniel and Mason feel like alert perverts. Mason and Danny discuss their sudden, upcoming trip to Connecticut/New York. Danny poses the idea of pitting professional sports mascots against each other in a fight to the death. Daniel sings songs where all the lyrics are antonyms of themselves, hurting Danny and Mason's brains. Possibly permanently.
2021-09-0631 minThreezusEpisode 76 // Crushing Danny's Ego for 30 MinutesDanny botches this week's intro. Daniel gets over his crippling fear of horror movies. Mason has the crew take a creativity test so he could show off his score. Danny's bruised ego receives a much-needed boost in his final game of the episode.
2021-08-3030 minThreezusEpisode 75 // Danny's Crazy, Mason's Lazy, and Daniel's InfertileMason opens this episode with a fun improv game he found on TikTok, where the trio attempts to understand each other's confessions. Mason went to Vegas, and Danny was left with Mason's dog. Danny has the other two play "Who the f**k am I?!", whilst Daniel closes out the episode with an insanely difficult edition of "Back Words".
2021-08-2335 minThreezusEpisode 74 // "F**k me, Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only panic."Daniel turns Threezus into a conspiracy theory podcast. Mason exposes Danny & Daniel's accents in a new segment called, "Sh*t You Say." Danny leads a hilarious round of, "MadLibs Movie Quotes."
2021-08-1741 minThreezusEpisode 73 // Danny is a Hot, Dateable NerdIn a rousing game of "I'm a Tree", Danny claims to be a hot nerd. He then tells us about how his first date (since before COVID) went. Daniel quizzes the guys on weird laws. Danny sings hit pop songs in gibberish that the other two must guess.
2021-08-0937 minThreezusEpisode 72 // "Call Me Old" & "Just the Way-cy's Mom"Mason lost his voice. Daniel doesn't know anything about sports. Danny tries to unscramble mismatched popular lyrics and melodies.
2021-08-0232 minThreezusEpisode 71 // No One Beats On My Butt Like GastonThreezus opens with their own crappy improvised version of “Gaston.” Then they talk about toys and nostalgia. Then they visit “Daniel’s Corner.” Then they listen to "Danny’s Deaf Jams.”
2021-07-2636 minThreezusEpisode 70 // I'd Let Tonya Harding Break My Legs for CharityThreezus warms up with a game of, "3 Things!" Mason shares that he is feeling a bit behind. Danny leads "Song Name or I Made It Up," before facing off against Daniel in another "1-Second Song Challenge."
2021-07-1933 minThreezusEpisode 69 // The Good, The Bad, and The Worst AdviceMason finds his high school trumpet, and then introduces the new game, "Wrong Song Singalong." Then Daniel stops by his corner before introducing a babbling game he calls, "No English-y." Finally, Danny collects some advice questions from our listeners for a game of, "Good, Bad, Worst Advice."
2021-07-1239 minThreezusEpisode 68 // Target: F*ck More, Stretch LessMason talks about visiting home. Daniel introduces the game of, "Aye, Where You From, Cuh?" Danny leads another round of "MadLibs Slogans."
2021-07-0526 minThreezusEpisode 67 // Daniel Joins BTSDanny and Daniel warm up with a game of "Firing Line." Daniel joins the sensational K-Pop boy band, BTS, by finding out which member he is. Mason leads another game of, "Proseph vs. Joseph."
2021-06-2832 minThreezusEpisode 66 // Mason Is a Harry Potter Nerd VirginMason makes Danny & Daniel speak in streams of consciousness until Danny gets in trouble. Daniel leads another Hot-Take-Time. Danny bullies Mason for his knowledge of Harry Potter trivia, which Mason agrees is called for.
2021-06-2134 minThreezusEpisode 65 // Mason Sings with No VoiceDanny, Daniel, and Mason talk about falling asleep in public. Mason sings for everyone after losing his voice. They all play some “Would You Random,” before asking each other if they’ve heard, “That Song Where…”
2021-06-1437 minThreezusEpisode 63 // Nick Kroll Hits On AbuelitaThreezus plays "F**k, Marry, Kill." Danny gets Nick Kroll to shout out his Abuelita. Mason & Daniel compete in another round of, "Who the F**k Am I?"
2021-05-3134 minThreezusEpisode 62 // Left-Nostril-Lickin' Good!Mason tries to teach Daniel and Danny a southern accent. Danny talks about his encounter with a real-life version of Gilderoy Lockhart. Threezus plays some "I Am a Tree" and "MadLibs Slogans."
2021-05-2443 minThreezusEpisode 61 // Invest in VomitCoinDanny warms everyone up with a game of "Firing Line." Mason talks about appealing to conservatives. Daniel leads a game of "Crypto or Crypt-no?"
2021-05-1736 minThreezusEpisode 60 // Millennials vs. Gen Z Slang (Sheeeeeesh)Daniel's shares his story of a Russian hacker stealing is banking information, then talks about slang. Danny goes over Rolling Stone's top-500-albums-of-all-time list.
2021-05-1033 minThreezusEpisode 59 // Say Yas!It's a shorter episode this week! Danny brings us in with his radio DJ-ing skills. Daniel tells us about why his real name is Bob. Mason doesn't contribute much. Danny leads a game of "Back Words!"
2021-05-0325 minThreezusEpisode 58 // Happy Birthday Danny!It's Danny Padilla's birthday! So Threezus celebrates by getting vaccinated, playing birthday-themed games, and reflecting on the best days of their lives.
2021-04-2638 minThreezusEpisode 57 // MadLibs CoversDaniel leads Threezus in a conversation about injuries. Then it's game time! Mason brings in another "That Movie Where" and Danny brings a new kind of MadLibs Cover to the podcast!
2021-04-1933 minThreezusEpisode 55 // Cardi B Is Our Newest Fan!Danny and Mason talk about how Cardi B watched and shared their video. Then Threezus talks about another pop star, Lil' Nas X and the controversy surrounding his new song, "Montero." Finally, Daniel leads everyone in a game of, "Would You Random."
2021-04-0542 minThreezusEpisode 54 // Listening to Danny's High School BandMason explains why McDonald's is for kids. Daniel leads a new game called, "Very Superstitious." Danny unearths old recordings from his high school metal band days, and plays a round of, "Danny's High School Jams."
2021-03-2934 minThreezusEpisode 53 // Happy 1-Year Anniversary! (ft. Rudi Gutierrez)Threezus celebrates their podcast's first birthday by throwing a little party and inviting a special friend: Rudi Gutierrez, the extremely fun and talented musician that Danny met on national television.
2021-03-2240 minThreezusEpisode 52 // A Happy Birthday F*** You to MasonAs a celebration of Mason's 27th birthday, Danny and Daniel serenade him with a rendition of "Happy Birthday F*** You". Danny finally quits his video game addiction, and proceeds to get the others to play a roleplaying game (as Danny) instead. Mason hosts a version of MadLibs Movie Trailers, in which Daniel and Danny fill in new, dumber words to an already-existing movie trailer script for Mason to perform. "GET DOWN, AUNT JEMIMA!"
2021-03-1543 minThreezusEpisode 51 // We Fixed Cancel Culture!Danny asks Daniel to correctly identify his lyrics in a game of, "Danny or Not Danny." Mason asks Danny and Daniel to fix cancel culture in a segment called, "That Was Easy!" Daniel leads another round of "Ass of U and Me," where Threezus makes assumptions about each other.
2021-03-0844 minThreezusEpisode 49 // Fix Ads by Swearing MoreThe Threezus guys talk about bungling small social interactions. Danny introduces a new game, "Putting Music to Words." Mason asks everyone: What can we do to fix advertisements?
2021-02-2235 minThreezusEpisode 48 // Vomiting on the New WomanThreezus talks about adulthood before Daniel leads a babbling guessing game. Then Danny debuts his new hit single, "Chips & Salsa on My Niece" in another round of Danny's Deaf Jams.
2021-02-1528 minThreezusEpisode 47 // Vibrators & Chef BoyardeeThe Threezus boys all try to wing-man for each other. Mason finds out what he has in common with Vice President Kamala Harris. Daniel leads a game of "Wrong Answers Only," and then Danny leads a game of "Right Questions Only."
2021-02-0839 minThreezusEpisode 46 // Danny's National TV AnniversaryDanny recalls how it felt departing for "The Bachelor Presents: Listen to Your Heart" a year ago. Mason mashes movie titles together in a segment provided by a Threezus Patreon subscriber. Daniel introduces a game called, "Stop Ironing My Head." Finally, Threezus wraps it up by rapping it up in another round of "Speaking Rhythmically."
2021-02-0131 minThreezusEpisode 44 // Why Are We Getting Arrested?A Threezus fan asks why the Threezus guys would most likely be arrested. Daniel introduces a new game, "Pikachu, or Peek-a-choo?" Danny leads another "Hot Take Time."
2021-01-1840 minThreezusEpisode 43 // 10 Things You Didn't Know About DannyDaniel wishes all of you a Happy Korean Birthday before talking about New Year's Resolutions. Danny introduces a new game called, "Bachelor or Bullsh*t." Threezus reads a hilariously misguided article about Danny.
2021-01-1138 minThreezusEpisode 41 // Danny Walked in on Mason NakedIn Threezus' last episode of 2020, the guys play games! After talking about their favorite New Years things, Danny reminds Mason of an embarrassing story. Then they play a round of "Guess the Song," and Daniel introduces a new game, "Back-Words!"
2020-12-2831 minThreezusEpisode 40 // Daniel's Dates, Car Crashes, and SuperpowersThreezus wishes you a very happy holiday season, bantering about their favorite holiday movies. Then they pivot from real movie titles to strange, mangled movie titles in a game of, "That Movie Where..." Finally, it's time for Daniel to lead Danny and Mason through another round of the Daniel RPG: Wrong Answers Only Edition.
2020-12-2132 minThreezusEpisode 39 // Long Live the QueefDanny tests Daniel & Mason's elementary school knowledge. Mason & Danny share semi-embarrassing stories. Daniel leads a Happy-Little-Hanukkah freestyle rap-fest.
2020-12-1438 minThreezusEpisode 38 // Happy Birthday Daniel!In honor of Daniel's birthday, Mason and Danny face off in a birthday edition of "Who the f**k am I?" Threezus also performs another round of one of their all-time favorite activities: MadLibs Theatre!
2020-12-0734 minThreezusEpisode 37 // You Can't Be a Good Person On YouTubeThreezus asks each other what their favorite holidays are. Then they ask if it's possible to be a truly good person in your YouTube videos. Finally, Danny asks Mason and Daniel questions of very, very different difficulty in a new game: Proseph vs. Joseph
2020-11-3050 minThreezusEpisode 36 // Guessing How English WorksDaniel quizzes Danny and Mason on their knowledge of scientific animal names. Mason asks "How unbiased is too unbiased?" Danny leads another round of Guess-That-Acronym. It's all great fun. Unlike the tone of this dull description.
2020-11-2349 minThreezusEpisode 35 // Who the F**k is Danny?The Threezus guys talk about how their constant consumption of news and politics is affecting their brains. Danny delivers a story about being kissed on stage by some asshole, and leads Daniel and Mason in a game of "Who the F**k Am I?"
2020-11-1631 minThreezusEpisode 34 // Anti-Fascism, Pro-CandyDanny asks Mason to explain how he navigated early childhood without speaking English. Then Mason gets political, ushering in another "Hot Take Time," with today's hot take: If you want to be more fair or reasonable, you should take sides more often. Then Daniel contributes some of his hot takes, but they're all about Halloween candy instead of fascism.
2020-11-0941 minThreezusEpisode 33 // Daniel Babbles & We Call It MusicDanny tells Mason and Daniel a story he's never told them before. Mason shares his inability to function when sleepy. Daniel plays a Guess-the-song-style game with Mason and Danny where he just babbles while the other two compete.
2020-11-0228 minThreezusEpisode 32 // You Would Drink Your Own PeeThis week, Threezus not only shouts out a listener, but also plays a music game inspired by their suggestion! Then it's time for some more "Wrong Answers Only" about Danny's life, followed by another Hot-Take-Time. Hot Takes include why Danny thinks you're under-valuing physical attraction in relationships, and why Daniel thinks you would drink your own urine. Enjoy!
2020-10-2639 minThreezusEpisode 30 // Why Danny Is SingleIn honor of Daniel's first day of school, Danny and Mason recount some embarrassing school stories. Then Danny gets real by asking Daniel and Mason some honest questions about his professional and personal life. Then some more Danny's Deaf Jams!
2020-10-1238 minThreezusEpisode 29 // We Just Figured Out Booze CruiseDaniel and Mason face off in a "wrong-answers-only" version of "Who Knows Danny Better?" Danny and Mason face off to see who can guess the lyrics to the songs they've covered. All three(zus) of them wrap it all up with another round of "That Movie Where..."
2020-10-0538 minThreezusEpisode 28 // Selena Gomez Is a Good SingerDaniel got his hair cut by a Trump supporter. Mason shares a story that discredits him as a food-lover. Danny thinks Selena Gomez is a good singer. Mason and Danny have to roleplay as Daniel.
2020-09-2843 minThreezusEpisode 26 // Titanic (pt. 2)Danny makes Mason and Daniel compete in another round of "Song Title or I Made It Up." Mason tells a real life love story, and then Danny and Daniel continue their MadLibs Theatre love story, reenacting a MadLibs version of another scene from the movie, "Titanic."
2020-09-1434 minThreezusEpisode 25 // MadLibs Theatre: TitanicDanny tells a riveting love story about his Abuelita and Papi. Daniel hosts a round of "Wrong Answers Only." Mason facilitates another MadLibs Theatre, featuring the budding love between Danny and Daniel, as they reenact their first of two scenes from "Titanic."
2020-09-0736 minThreezusEpisode 24 // Speech-Jammer ASMRDanny leads Daniel and Mason through a new game of "Who The F*ck Am I?" Then the guys take turns disorientedly trying to soothe you to sleep, performing some ASMR while hooked up to a speech jammer.
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2020-08-3134 minThreezusEpisode 23 // Contemplating Colors & Comment ConundrumsDaniel tests Mason and Danny's intuition for color. Then Mason tests Daniel and Danny's intuition for the Threezus YouTube comment section. In this week's episode, Threezus' listeners (you) decide the topics, games, and punishments.
2020-08-2427 minThreezusEpisode 22 // Be Proud of Your HeritageAfter sharing some of their silly acquired tastes, the Threezus guys talk about their personal relationships with multiculturalism, and embracing their identities as people of color. Then they resume the silliness by making Danny produce more music while unable to hear any of it.
2020-08-1737 minThreezusEpisode 21 // Anime, or I Ani-Made-It-UpAfter a Kazoo Kover warm-up, the Threezus boys share their first-kiss stories. Daniel introduces his exciting game, "Anime, or I Ani-Made-It-Up." Danny teaches us about roller coasters and kidney stones in this week's "At Least I Learned Something."
2020-08-1033 minThreezusEpisode 20 // You Swear, You RapMason institutes a new rule: If you swear, you have to freestyle. Daniel sings TikTok songs badly, then explains why everyone is more stupid than they think. Danny drops some fire hydrant knowledge no one asked for. Also let's play some more "That Movie Where..."
2020-08-0331 minThreezusEpisode 19 // Trying to Speak SpanishDaniel and Mason recount their time living in the Dominican Republic, which inspires Danny to test them on their Spanish. Daniel surprises Danny with a big announcement. Mason and Danny compete to see who can name songs the fastest. Threezus graces your ears with another Kazoo Kover. You're welcome.
2020-07-2729 minThreezusEpisode 18 // Guessing Ages, Movies, and MusicIt's time for an episode of games! Threezus tries to guess the age of celebrities, shows, and Danny's dating range on dating apps. They then try to guess movie titles in roundabout ways, in another round of "That Movie Where..." Finally, Threezus takes us out in style, unveiling music that Danny had to make without the benefit of hearing any of it.
2020-07-2035 minThreezusEpisode 16 // Jimmy Fallon Stole Our IdeaDanny & Mason talk about how Jimmy Fallon's impersonation cover video with Seth MacFarlane is virtually identical to the videos that Danny & Mason have been making for years. Then Mason unveils Threezus' newest segment: Kazoo Koverz! Finally, Threezus returns the favor to Jimmy Fallon, by playing another round of MadLibs Theatre.
2020-07-0627 minThreezusEpisode 15 // Danny's Dating Show Mistakes (ft. Mel Taevin)Threezus calls upon the hilarious and talented Mel Taevin, one of Danny's favorite cast-mates from his nationally-televised-dating-show days. Mel recounts how Danny totally ruined his chances with her, and joins Threezus for another round of the 1-Second-Song Challenge.
2020-06-2955 minThreezusEpisode 13 // Interviewing Danny's TV Cast MatesIn a very special triple-guest episode, Threezus calls Danny's cast mates from the land of national TV. Three of Danny's favorite fellow contestants, Sheridan, Savannah, and Gabe compete to see who knows Danny best. Don't miss this riveting episode of "Threezus Presents: Listen to Our Podcast."
2020-06-1533 minThreezusEpisode 10 // A Huge YouTuber Reacts to Our VideosThreezus reacts to RoomieOfficial's reaction to Danny and Mason. They also play rousing rounds of "Song Title or I Made It Up" and "Oooh!" Threezus also asks for YOUR help in determining the punishments for the losers of their games and challenges. If you leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts and detail the punishment you want to see, Threezus will do it!
2020-05-2533 minThreezusEpisode 9 // Calling Danny’s Ex-GirlfriendThreezus reads some funny comments, gives some shout-outs, and calls Danny’s ex-girlfriend, Bobbi Barricella. How early is too early when it comes to farting in relationships? Should you eat raw pizza dough? Let’s find out.
2020-05-1833 minThreezusEpisode 8 // Accidentally Starting a Trump RallyDaniel renounces his tooth brushing ways, then drops some spoilers. Mason ruins everyone’s day, then drops some impressions. Danny accidentally starts a TikTok Trump rally, then drops some knowledge.
2020-05-1132 minThreezusEpisode 6 // Making Music Without Hearing ItThreezus travels back in time to a pre-recorded episode before the quarantine. Danny, Mason, and Daniel guess acronyms, avoid noise complaints, and listen to music that Danny made without being allowed to hear. They also fail to name all their segments tastefully. Sorry.
2020-04-2731 minThreezusEpisode 5 // An Impersonation ChallengeYour favorite fellas tell more stories and play more games! Ten-year-old Danny plots to steal his best friend’s girlfriend. Twenty-three-year-old Mason hangs out with a girl and scares her into thinking he makes porn. Daniel presents his first impersonation challenge.
2020-04-2035 minThreezusEpisode 1 // Do We Use Voice Changers?Danny, Mason, and Daniel put on a show-and-tell, reminisce, use voice changers, and play f**k-marry-kill.
2020-03-2343 minThreezusIntroducing Threezus! Coming SoonHosts (and best friends) Danny, Mason, and Daniel share their talents, games, and BS with the world. But mostly their BS.
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