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Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulDave Had Spinal Fusion Surgery, Gay Humpback Whale Orgy, and Couple Forced to Sit Next to Corpse on Long Haul Flight!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Tinnitus!Defective Q-Tips!Disgusting ear detritus!Paul gets real!Back surgery is scary!Pain meds are fun!Red heads are weird!Catheters aren't fun!You really want to pass the catheter test!Paul Nightingale!Screws, rods, and holes!Tooth in eye disease!Seeing eye tooth!Paul gets frustrated!"You're a 52-year-old man!"Dave needs to listen to Paul more often!Pushed buttons!Boiled rabbits!Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show!Ghoulish disaster tourists!Paul goes with the flow...2025-03-0952 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulPaul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul's irritation!Irritating tics!Leonard!Dave might just be a bit irritating...!Little brother, Dave!White person taco night!Pico de Gallo!Boring recipes!Paul's delicious salad dressing!"Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"Bring that sass!Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!Paul doesn't give a S**T!Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!Kidz Bop is creepy asf!"The Goonies"...Part 2?!Bad movie sequels!Dumpy is...2024-09-1547 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulPaul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?Paul is very demure and mindful!Dave got French right!Sassy Paul is out to play!Jools Lebron! Look them up!Paul's sudden love of...feta?!Greek salad deliciousness!Glazed donuts!Paul ate ALL the feta!If you're offended easily, please don't listen!Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!When you screw up in 2024, it's global!She has a...2024-08-1846 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulRemembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!Yeast is still gross!Paula Abdul!Paul's songs and music ADHD!Yes, and?!Madonna is a jackass to her fans!We love sleeping!More BLTs!Dave??!!We miss John Candy!Paul isn't sentimental!Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!Dave is Paul's daddy!Pornhub pulls out of Texas!Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!Gleaning with Paul!"Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!Let's boycott Kellogg's...2024-03-1653 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulDave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The BEE GEES!Dave is a lady boy man!We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!Paul is the animal nanny!Olive the dog!Dave, the BLT master!No basic sandwiches for Dave!Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!Trailer park memories!Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!Milky goodness!How to cultivate human yeast?!?!Don't Google Thrush, Lemon P...2024-02-2552 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulTV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Spanish flea!Happy 2024!Paul got COVID!Our fun health issues! YAY!We're boiling, globally speaking!SAD = Great acronym!Paul's TV show dreams!"Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!"Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!Blame it on the edit!Let's make money off True Crime!I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!No more "Schmigadoon"!Screw you, Netflix!Teslas are GARBAGE!Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA...2024-01-2755 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulRudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Ron the Gay Nosed Reindeer!I'm a power, dom top!Brutalized French, yet again!Ghouliani is SCREWED! YAYYYYY!Abuse of power finally slapped down!Andrew Giuliani is a huge POS, just like his dad!Rudy Ghouliani married his second cousin!Dave pukes loudly! Paul pukes quietly!Petechial hemorrhage = MURDER!Loud sneezing!Dave can turn on Paul's Siri!Screw you, Siri!Green Christmases!Super Snow Days!Latch key kids!Song potpourri!Marijuana memory loss!Dave's first drug experience!Leonard!Don't mix...2023-12-1655 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulOur Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Bing Crosby was a Christmas monster!Chevy Chase is a complete dirtbag!Schwetty Jingle Balls!Terry Bitchy!"Candy Cane Lane" is the shepherd's pie of movies!Dave isn't into the Marvel Universe...or "Star Wars"...!Dave's core 4: "Die Hard", "Home Alone", "Christmas Vacation", and "A Christmas Story"!Leonard and his ghosts!Pap Smear Beer!Hi Tim!Business class spoilage!The malaria/tape worm diet!Paul's cramped thumb!Music ADHD!Dave = Ying! Paul = Yang!Dave dislikes EVERYTHING!Would you like an...2023-12-0954 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulPaul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul and Dave on each other's tits!Wham!The movies are an expensive outing!We enjoyed "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny"!Nazis are the best villains!Paul loves Kelly Clarkson!"Chemistry" tells a story!From weed to cocaine!Lots of likes!Let's play the skin flute!We're stupid bitches!Ontario's edibles suck! BC's edibles rule!Dave's weed tolerance!Another ridiculous baby name!Trivia fun!Moist burps!Dave's hot dog condiments!Lots of overdue disasters!Episode...2023-07-0852 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulFun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The jazz styling of Dave and Paul!Movement disorders are fun!Dave 2-minute update!Meta Paul!Paul 2-minute update!Work sucks!Caulk!Dave's a handyman!80s Aerobics!The world's on fire!Hey! Let's go visit the Titanic!Stockton Rush is a dipshit!We need toilets! Plural!Can you identify this bucket of your loved one?!Cave divers are insane!Challenger disaster memories!Princess Diana jokes!Let's hope "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" doesn't suck!Episode...2023-07-0154 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulPaul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Brady Bunch!Paul's stress!Long roads, winding turns!Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul!"The Wizard of Oz"!Munchkin Orgies!The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"!Paul's throat noises!Thank GOD for air conditioning!Leonard!The incident!Angry typing!Paul's frustration can be hilarious!Hilarious kicks!Drama!High Dave and his package!Blanche's letter!Bad parking lots!Post office lines!The forever line!Confused customers and massive packages!Tracking numbers!Tiny scale!Directions by...2023-04-1556 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulWe Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Happy Jesus day!Heavy-duty reenactments!Zombie Jesus!The light at the end of the tunnel!Déjà vu!Leonard!Donkey kicks and punches!Lifes vs Lives!AI is already destroying humanity!We deserve it!Siloed echo chambers of stupidity!50K Km closer to the SUN! Not the Earth! Stupid Dave!Dave drinks!Kick-start the old car downstairs!Is Flight Attendant an offensive title?! Kevin - Let us know!Crazy flying stories! Send them in!Toenail flakes!Let's light our genitals on f...2023-04-0850 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulWe've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul the song hopper!Music ADHD isn't fun!Super gay!Transparent, not translucent!Sneeze poops!LILLY and LEONARD!Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy!Dave's mom's hysterectomy!Reddit masturbation!The internet is for porn!Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael!Dave was a very gay child!Shaving Dave!Blumpkins!I lost my foot to sugar diabetes!Paul's discomfort at beardless Dave!Frick!Sensual head shaving!"Friends" is very bingeable!Lisa Kudrow is amazing!"Romy and Michele's High School Reunion"...2023-04-0148 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulA Very Special Podcast Aftershow Extravaganza!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got: Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows!Episode 72 Aftershow:Reading Rainbow!More Creepy Stories!Ginger Gs!Ghostly Clothes Folding!Wear Your Helmet!Cabin In The Woods!Creepy Old Dead Lady!Creepy Phone Calls!It's Coming From Inside The House!Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK!Low Energy Dave!Yawning!Homeless In A Car Recording A Podcast!Episode Links!Episode 72!Cabin In The Woods! Episode 87 Aftershow:...2023-03-1550 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulStormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:RIP Burt Bacharach!Settling graves!Happy Valentine's Day!Happy colon removal day!Dave's mouth noises!"For the Love of DILFs"!Tony Cannoli!Paul Hollywood!More of Dave's noises!Valentine's Day cockroaches!Paul's aggression!VHRS!Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast!Thanks Taj Easton!Inert vs Inate!Paul loves to be Devil's Advocate!So much bitching!DNA test surprises!Incest is best!Bad mechanics!The unmitigated gall!McCrispy Crematoriums!Episode Links (In Order):...2023-02-1543 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulOur Friend Doug is in a Movie, Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion Part Deux, and Air Dropping Nudes on a Plane!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Paul thinks "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" might be racist!Paul isn't really a Canadian, apparently!River Dancing!Yes, Paul...Gordon Lightfoot is still alive!Canadian accents!Paul STILL hates "Human Centipede"!Cats cost a LOT of money!Paul's whiplash!"Alo Glo" is from "Cabinet of Curiosities"!Lilly's joints, and Leonard's coughs!Clean the cat litter, folks!Doug's in a MOVIE!! "Bridge of the Doomed"!Cheeto McOrangeDust!Triggering Trump!Masturbatorium sanctuary!Dave's continued gastrointestinal issues explored!Dave had Intussusception...2022-11-0949 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulDave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion, We Need to Talk about Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Sassy Beginnings!Loud Explosive Farts and Liquid Hot Magma!No Rings of Fire!Maude Flanders' Unflavoured Sitz Baths!Bea Arthur!Dave isn't Anti-Woke btw! He's Just an Asshole!Give People a Proper Raise!Death Taxes!Illegal Strikes!Drug Dealing Politicians!Solidarity Strikes!France Gets Angry!Agriculture Tonight with Dave and Paul!Record Profit Price Gouging!Beaver!AI Is Destroying Humanity!Please Don't Fuck up the Midterms, America!Piss Off, Elon Musk!Morale Fuckery!Fantastically Fun Fridays!Lots of Porn Questions...2022-11-0553 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulIt's Dave and Paul's Halloween Argument Episode, Empathy Heals' Terrifying "We've Been Robbed" Story, and Our Final Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:More Bickering! This Time about the Definition of "Zaddy"!Our Best Work Comes out of Strife!2 Syllables are Better than 1 in an Argument!"Murdoch Mysteries" has an App!Doug Agreed: "Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great!"Halloween" 2018 is Amazing!Empathy Heals' Scary Story was Terrifying!Paul Gets Testy!Paul was Robbed!Porno on the Big Screen!Swingers!More Testy Exchanges!Paul is Going to Toss Dave's Shit when he Dies!"Arachnophobia" was TERRIFYING!Tony, Tony, Bo-Boney!Who was the Better Pennywise?!"The...2022-10-2956 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul"Twister" Scared the Hell out of Childhood Paul, More of our Horror Movie Faves, and Another Halloween Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Clam-O-Naise for Days!French Bisexual Confusion!Sorry, Emp!Lotsa Bidets!Picture it: Sicily, 1922!Lack of Energy!Casper the Friendly Boy!Cock Bark!Ernest!"Twister" Scared Young Paul!"Death Becomes Her"!"The Changeling"!"Picard" Season 3 Has Dave Excited in his Pants!Dave Exhibits Klingon Racism!"The Exorcist 3" Scared Dave!Kevin Spacey is Scary!The "Final Destination" Movies are Amazing!It's Hip! To be SQUARE!Jennifer Lee Curtis!!Drunk Dave!"Cabin in the Woods" Fake Walls!"Nosferatu" is Terrifying!Paul is Part...2022-10-2246 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul"Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great, "Hocus Pocus 2" and "Ghostbusters" Halloween Airbnb Listings, and 80s Horror Movie Edition of Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Return of Our Bickering!Amy Sedaris Night!To Avoid "Halloween Ends" Spoilers, Please Fast Forward to: 15:56!The First Kill was Unintentionally Hilarious!Evil Dies Tonight! And Love Lives Today!Paul Gives it a C+; Dave Gives it 2.5 Skulls out of 5!The Bickering Returns!Dave's Tiny Feet on Paul's Nerves!Dave Gaslights Paul!Dance Monkey!Airbnb Listings are Scary!Jizzy Comforters!King of Cumalot!The Sanderson Sisters' Cottage!The "Ghostbusters" Firehouse!Is "The Nightmare Before Christmas" a Halloween Movie, or...2022-10-1554 min
Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulMan Gets Testicle Stuck in Ikea Stool, Paul's Chow Mein Disaster, and Spooky Scary "Halloween" Friday Night Trivia Time!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:Patrick Stewart is a Great Narrator!Tattoos Galore!Shaking Ghost Toys!Wheezing Dave!Talk Sex with Dave!Cherry Pie!Jeffrey Dahmer Sucks!Testicle Shower Fun!Klutzy Genitals!911 EVERY SINGLE DAY!Lifting Stools with your Testicle!Paul's Low Hanging Balls!Balls Move on Their Own!Wet Places!Norway! The Happiest Land of them All!Inappropriate Brands!Hidden Valley Makes What Now?A $10,000 Pizza Couch!Paul's Energy Level Affected by Dave's Grating Speaking Voice!Paul is Dramatic, Perhaps!Paul's Chow Mein Disaster...2022-10-0856 minDisturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and PaulDave's Gross 1990s Dental Experience, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited About, and Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!Send us a textThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:A Distinct Lack of Energy!Dave's Rotten Tooth!Paul's Sexy Noises!Redheads Need More Anaesthetic!Paul's Tongue Tied Speech!Ambulance Rides!A Shot of Ketamine!Paul's Dry Mouth!Let's Get a DNA Test!Paul's Valley Girl Voice!Computer Sounds!DNA Stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid! Duh!Dentists Shouldn't Smoke Mid-Cleaning!Dave Can't Stand Talking About Smoking!Dave Still Loves "Murdoch Mysteries"!"Stand By Me" was a Great Movie for a Thirsty Pubescent Kid!Dave was a Himbo!We're Excited for "Wednesday"!W...2022-09-2257 min