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Couple of BlokesEp78: The Ox: "A Review into Simon Goodwin & the Demons Coaching Team is Essential'We kick off the pod with Olympics chat, how great was it! Marko doesn't understand something about the cycling, we discuss. Leads to a chat about aerodynamics. Who'd have thought.Raygun. We discuss. Ouch. Ox watched her try-out for the Olympics and describes her as being like under 14's vs an AFL team. She was awful, and Ox believes she should be fined. Ox and Marko watched the closing ceremony and loved it, Marko felt the Olympics were very phallic. He explains.Ox was at a 50th at the weekend, and got home...2024-08-1343 minCouple of BlokesEp77: Ox Goes Drunk Shopping on Temu (Again) & Marko Says His Family 'Are a Grubby Bunch'OX has come in a new fragrance today that he loves, and Marko is impressed. Ox feels that 'smell' is the strongest of all the senses, Marko disagrees. A debate ensues.Marko has come in a bit grumpy today, he has a list of things that have pissed him off, and runs us through them.Ox has been drunk shopping on Temu again, he tells us what he's bought this time. We have discussion (argument) over deciduous trees. Two members of the pod hate them, one loves them. And then...2024-08-0647 minCouple of BlokesEp76: Spring Roll Update, Germaphobes, and Why Ox Thinks 'Nicholas Cage is a Douchebag'Marko has come in annoyed with an old lady at his gym, he reckons everyone there is also annoyed with her as she does something at the gym that Marko thinks is inappropriate. Ox discusses Botox, he’s decided to never get it. And he is not a fan of tattoos. We find that Ox has a medical condition. He explains what’s going on, there’s a fair bit. The big fella is falling apart! He’s been squirting stuff up his nose to help with one of his conditions, and he’s decided he loves it...2024-07-3052 minCouple of BlokesEp75: Ox names 'The OZ City with the Most Beautiful People' & calls a Pod Member 'Jack the Ripper'The show starts today with Marko pumping up his own tyres over his coffee making ability, and Ox has been watching a show called The Bear which reminds him of Marko. We then discuss personalities with names that lend themselves to rhyming slangA funny incident this week. Ox has had the new rangehood he bought from e&s trading delivered, and the delivery company (not e&s) spelt his surname incorrectly. Ox reacts exactly as you'd expect. Marko raves about the reno that Ox has done in Wodonga. Ox has a new neighbour who is...2024-07-2343 minCouple of BlokesEp74: The Trump Shooting: We Talk to an Armed Forces Sniper: "That Shot Was a Gimme".If you're coming specifically for the Sniper interview - it's around the 29-minute mark. But if you want to hear the whole pod - we'd love that.Ox notices Marko's 'painted' fingernail and is curious as to whether he is promoting some cause. The answer is somewhat less altruistic, and Marko explains what the sitch is.Ox has a new segment idea he has called 'What Should I Do?'. It occurred to him when he bumped into a homeless bloke in Melbourne and shouted him some sushi. There were issues and Ox...2024-07-1642 minCouple of BlokesEp73: Ox Suspended From His Own Segment, Marko Hates on Councils, and Perth Cops a WhackOx is back from Bali, tanned, relaxed, but we discover zero colonics. We're not entirely sure we believe him.He gives us an update on the fines situation and where he's at with them. He was a bit intimidated by the fines lady who he described as 'scary'.Unlike Ox, Marko is not relaxed. He has come in worked up over a council in the Bellarine, Queenscliff council, who he is very disappointed in. He explains what they've done to piss him off. Marko wants to hear issues with councils....2024-07-0941 minCouple of BlokesEp72: Ox 'We Need XXXL for Overweight ex-AFL Players' & Marko: 'Old People Are Stupid'Controversial start when Marko self-reports something he has been copping criticism for. He apologises to The Ox for this particular behaviour, which Ox notes has been going for something like 20-years.Ox then decides to give Titleist a whack for their sizing structure in clothing, specifically their lack of XXXL clothing. He called the Titleist boss to complain, did he get anywhere?Marko poses a scenario to Ox and Third Man, something that happened to him at the weekend, and says that he will judge them based on their answer to this question...2024-07-0239 minCouple of BlokesEp71: Marko Reveals His Secret Massage Fantasy, and Why Does Ox have 8 Grand in Fines?Pod starts with Ox and Marko ripping the piss, again, out of Third Man's lemon and ginger tea. Borderline defamatory. There may be legal action pending. Ox again recommends Third Man addresses his sore throat with scotch. A comment on Vicks on feet, and what it does to your socks reminds Ox of Marko's approach to socks....if you've not heard it, it is quite unusual.We discuss fines. And Ox explains a significant fine situation where he has a bunch of unpaid fines that have copped a heap of interest. He tells us his plan...2024-06-2543 minCouple of BlokesEp70: Ox 'Don't Start Me on F***ing Golf Clubs', and When a Bucks Night Went Pear-Shaped.This weeks pod gets off to a rough start when Marko discovers that his coffee from McDonalds has been made with the wrong milk. He is unhappy, and is considering going back and lining up the kid who made it. Ox remembers a story about a Mackas incident that happened to him which makes him think he is getting old.Third Man doesn't believe that Marko going back to the Mackas to line up the kid who made the coffee, Ox and Marko both think he has no choice and the kid deserves to be pulled...2024-06-1847 minCouple of BlokesEp69: Ox: 'If I Went on a Cruise, I'd Roll off the Boat', and Marko: 'Put Your Dog Down'In a riveting start to the podcast, Ox wants to have some weather chat. So we humour him and discuss the weather. We recommend you fast forward through this part. Takes about 6 minutes or so, so feel free to skip through. You're welcome.But Ox does raise a reasonable point about what the 'feels like' thing means. As it turns out, Marko knows exactly why and explains it. Ox then discusses dam levels. Again, fast forward through.We move onto car washing, which Ox and Marko feel is a lost art. They don't...2024-06-1136 min
Couple of BlokesBonus: AFL Kings Birthday Weekend Footy PreviewA bonus pod today previewing each game this weekend, aside from Richmond v Adelaide which was last night, with Ox and Marko particularly keen on the Dees v Pies game on Monday given their respective allegiances.If you're set for a big weekend of footy, have a listen to todays pod where we run through the games.We're here thanks to Paul & Kurt at the E&S Trading Clearance Centre in Clayton, Melbourne on Dandenong Road - right opposite Ikea. After an incredible deal on amazing gear? You won't believe the prices! We'd...2024-06-0712 minCouple of BlokesEp68: Why Ox Loves 'Kiss Cam', Markos 'Sexy & Raunchy' Dream Problem, & Ox Lines Up JJJThe pod gets off to a rough start. Third Man has a cold and he's drinking lemon and ginger tea, Ox and Marko decide to bully him and massively rip the piss out of him. There may be a complaint to pod HR over this situation.But once the rampant bullying is out of the way, we get into the pod. Ox has been stitched up by another driver on the road, but was secretly impressed by this other blokes behaviour. It has to do with driving etiquette.Third Man raises a question...2024-06-0445 minCouple of BlokesEp67: Ox & Marko's Beauty Regimes, Celebrity Roasts, & Why Ox Has a Problem with Dale ThomasFun pod today. Marko has brought in what he calls the Tom Brady of snacks - a new Twisties combo which combines chicken and cheese. The Ox challenges Marko's statement that Tom Brady is the greatest sportsperson in history, by tossing up Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods. Disagreement ensues.On Tom Brady, The Ox has watched the roast and loved it. He explains to Marko what happened. Ox and Marko don't know why we're not doing roasts in Australia, and they list a bunch of Aussie names who should be roasted. Marko reckons we need to...2024-05-2843 minCouple of BlokesEp66: The Ox: "These Days I Walk Into a Pizza Hut and Put On 4 kilos" plus Baby Reindeer, Massive Chooks, & 'Stupid' DogsAaaaaand we're back. Ox and Marko are back from a couple of weeks off, and ready for a big show.Breaking news: Marko ran into an ex-girlfriend at a local coffee shop and didn't know how to handle it. He decided to not tell Trish, which seems risky. Marko says that he was a terrible boyfriend and she should have dumped him.On a more positive note, Marko has brought in a pack of Chickadees which we devour it in about 10 seconds. We discuss where chicken salt was invented, and find out the...2024-05-2140 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Ox Reveals the Demons End of Season Trip 'Footy Trip Drinking Game'Ox and Marko are having a couple of weeks off, but the boys will be back live on Wednesday May 22 for Season 3 of the 'Couple of Blokes' podcast.Over the break we'll replay some of the episodes that are most memorable in the boys minds. Marko loved the ep where The Ox revealed the drinking game that used to take place on Melbourne Demons end of season trips, which the seasoned players knew how to navigate, the younger ones a little less so. Very funny. On this replay episode you'll hear all about it.2024-05-1244 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Marko Gets Hit on by a Cop...or Does He ?Ox and Marko are having a couple of weeks off, but the boys will be back live on Wednesday May 22 for Season 3 of the 'Couple of Blokes' podcast.Over the break we'll replay some of the episodes that are most memorable in the boys minds. Earlier this season Marko told a story about being pulled over by policewoman. The Ox reckons she was hitting on him - Mark was far too quick to agree that it was indeed what was happening. There is no evidence to support this, but Marko is very happy to go with...2024-05-0946 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Marko's OnlyFans Faux PasOx and Marko are having a couple of weeks off, but the boys will be back live on Wednesday May 22 for Season 3 of the 'Couple of Blokes' podcast, thanks to our good mates at the e&s Trading Clearance Centre.....good time to drop in and rinse them for a bargain, and give Kurt a compliment on his latest hairstyle. They're on Dandenong Road in Clayton, right opposite Ikea.Over the break we'll replay some of the episodes that are most memorable in the boys minds. Today, the time we discovered Marko was accepting dozens, hundreds...2024-05-0243 minCouple of BlokesEp65: Ox 'Mr Bean is Stupid' & Marko 'I'm Upset With How Trish is Doing My Laundry'The team is apart today. Ox live via whatsapp from Wodonga. Why not on Zoom or Teams? Mmmmm a very good question. Because Ox is renovating a joint there, he has no WiFi, and the 4G or 5G or whatever it is, is shizen in Wodonga. So today, we get The Ox via his Nokia 3310, and sound quality to match.We start the show discussing Kurt from the e&s Trading Clearance Centre who has another new haircut. Ox and Marko are not impressed. Kurt is getting out of control, we may need to discuss with...2024-04-3044 minCouple of BlokesEp64: Ox 'Nerf Guns Should Fire Dog Turds', Why Marko Lost His License, & Joel the DumbarseHas Marko done a sneaky deal with Coke as a sponsor? Sounds like it as he has come in banging on about Coke, describing it as a meal in a can, just like a salad sandwich. Ridiculous comparison, and one he made with a straight face.Ox has had feedback on some of his comments on radio, and asks Marko and Third Man their view on the feedback from 3AW listener Joel. We all agree that Joel is a dickhead. We’ll put a poll up and see what you think. We also find out that 3AW...2024-04-2349 min
Couple of BlokesBonus: Ox: 'AFL Will Never Do Round Zero Again' & Ox & Marko Revise Their Flag FavouritesThe Ox is up in regional Victoria renovating a house, Marko is in Melbourne, and we thought we'd smack out a bonus pod discussing the Anzac weekend of AFL. The boys give their tips for the weekend, and in a conversation about injuries, Ox comments that Round Zero was a dreadful idea from the AFL and it will never happen again. Hard to argue.At the start of the season, Ox tipped the Pies for the flag, Marko tipped Brisbane. Have they changed their view on the Flag Favourites? Yep, both have. We discuss, and they...2024-04-2314 minCouple of BlokesEp63: Is Marko a Cooker? Ox's Chinese Restaurant Theory. Marko Calls Plums 'A Stupid Fruit'.Marko has come in red-hot today, he is pissed off with a certain thing that some men do. He’s not happy, and thinks it is ridiculous. However, when women do this same thing, he reckons it's great. We then discover that Ox has launched an instagram page called 'The Ox Presents'. See it here. It sounds a bit wanky but it’s for his speaking work - it’s a professional page, and he has a new website as well called davidschwarz.com.au. He’s disappointed at the lack of hits to his website. So do him...2024-04-1641 minCouple of BlokesEp62: Ox's Billion Dollar Business Idea, Marko's Hot Balls, and the Perfect MurderAnother big pod this week, which starts with Ox and Marko sailing very close to defaming a member of the team. Dennis Denuto may have a case on his hands here after Ox and Marko absolutely line up Third Man and layer plenty of mayo on a certain situation. This may be the final pod ever.But we recover. And Ox has a business idea that he believes will make billions, not millions, but billions for anyone who is renovating. This product Ox has invented sounds a bit strange, but Marko is genuinely impressed with the...2024-04-0941 min
Couple of BlokesBonus: Ox: 'Demons Win in a Canter, West Coast the Worst Team Since Fitzroy'A short bonus pod today, Marko spent easter in Adelaide and has come back raving about the joint - but Ox discovers a huge, completely unbelievable hole in Marko's Australian history knowledge - so much so that initially we all thought he was joking....but no.Ox and Marko chat about the fights last night, Ox was happy to see Kane Cornes 'knocked into next week'. We chat Gather Round, and Ox as our resident AFL expert gives us his tips for the weekend, and reckons he'll get 9 this weekend. He's excited about...2024-04-0406 minCouple of BlokesEp61: Does Marko have a Wanky New Gig? And Ox Pervs on a Male Joggers RigMarko's come in with a schmick new haircut and is frustrated that Ox's business idea of 'Shut Up Cut' doesn't exist. Ox brings up the news that Turkish Airways are flying to Australia now, and given you can get cheap hair transplants in Turkey - he suggests a special fight branded 'Turkish Hairways' to handle the demand.Speaking of planes, Marko had a great experience this week. It's an insight into how the other half live. This may involve private jets and exclusive golf courses around the world. Marko has stars in his eyes. Ox and...2024-04-0241 minCouple of BlokesEp60: Wayne 'The Duck' Carey Live; Ricky Ponting Update; and Ox's Kids Have an 'Intervention'Breaking news. This week the podcast kicks off with an update from Marko on 'Operation Bourbon and Beefsteak in Toorak'. He has discovered something about Ricky Ponting that may explain the lack of traction in getting Punter on the pod. Ox has a crack at Marko, and then we raise the Wayne Carey guest spot that Ox has promised - so, Ox calls Duck live on the pod, with no warning, to have a chat.Ox has bought a new car, well a second-hand one, and he bought it in Canberra. But there was a shock...2024-03-2644 minCouple of BlokesEp59: The Ox 'SEN Saved My Life' & Why Marko is Upset With Ricky PontingWe kick off the show with some great news, Ox is back on radio involved with the SEN footy call. He's pumped, and Marko and Third Man are rapt for the big man. Ox discusses the new role, and how he's really happy to be back with SEN. He tells the story of how he worked for SEN for a long time, got fired, and is now back. He says that SEN saved his life, and explains why. He also talks about a journey of self-growth that he has been on to remove resentment, jealousy and hate, which he...2024-03-1946 minCouple of BlokesEp58: Weddings Gone Wrong, Ox's Joint Burgled by a Dumbarse, & Mates Behaving BadlyWe start today with feedback on our bonus pod on the 1998 Presidents Cup. If you didn't hear it, it's here. Marko's phone has exploded with calls and messages, as has our socials and emails. Marko had a close run-in with a mate of the 'offender' who it turns out is yet to hear that the story is out.Ox is renovating a house and has been burgled. He knows who the person is, due to his ring cam. However, you won't believe what the bloke pinched from Ox's front yard - some things to be expected...2024-03-1244 minCouple of BlokesEp57: Ox: 'The Demons Troubles will get Worse', Marko: 'Cricket Australia Have Dropped the Ball'Marko has come in annoyed with Cricket Australia's marketing team because he was not aware of the recent New Zealand tour. He reckons Cricket Australia should spend less on playing cricket, and more on advertising it. Seems strange, but that's Marko's view. Ox agrees, and he reckons Pay TV is the problem. Consensus from Ox and Marko is that there is too much cricket at the moment. Ox feels that Cricket Australia need a new jingle, it has been too long since this classic jingle.Whilst on sport, we chat about the NRL season just starting...2024-03-0539 min
Couple of BlokesBonus: *Content Warning* When Golf Pros Behave VERY Badly*** Content Warning ***Bonus podcast today. And we have a content warning on this one, it is edgy, there's no way for Marko to tell this particular story without some of those details, and if you are easily offended we suggest you don't listen.This is a very inappropriate golf story that Marko tells about an incident at the Presidents Cup golf in 1998 at Royal Melbourne. This story has, to the best of Marko's knowledge, never been told publicly before. The tournament featured golf legends Greg Norman, Jack Nicklaus, Tiger Woods, Peter Thomson and...2024-02-2813 minCouple of BlokesEp56: Ox Reveals Dees Footy Trip Secrets, Marko's Bedroom ProblemNo mucking around this week, Marko has come in hot. At the start of the show Marko raises a 'first world problem' to do with his insanely expensive bed, specifically to do with the remote control. How on earth will he get through this terrible situation. Ox has made a decision about golf trips with his mates. It's to do with the sleeping arrangements with his mates, driven by complaints about bad nocturnal behaviour from his group of mates. Marko raises something that he doesn't like on trips with mates, and Ox is in vigorous agreement...2024-02-2744 minCouple of BlokesEp55: Marko is Hit on by a Cop, Ox's Food Poisoning, Naughty Nurses & Sexy Schoolteachers.Marko is torn. He has what he calls an amazing, yet massively inappropriate story about something that happened in the golfing world in 1998 which has never been publicly told. He wants to tell the story, but Ox bans the story from being told on the podcast. Marko pushes on with his desire to tell the story. It doesn't happen on the pod today, and we'll need to take it offline to see if there is a possibility it can be told. We'll get back to you on this and see where it lands.On with the...2024-02-2045 min
Couple of BlokesBonus: Marko's Sexy Superman Outfit. Success on Valentines Day? Or Not?A short bonus pod today, Ox and Third Man wanted to check in with Marko on how his Valentines Day ended up. You might recall in the pod earlier this week (Ep54 here) , Marko talked up his Valentines Day game - he wears a superman costume, Trish has a catwoman outfit - and it's the one day of the year where he is (at least this is what he told us) guaranteed romance.So how did it go? Marko explains on todays short bonus pod.We'd love you to follow a Couple of...2024-02-1504 minCouple of BlokesEp54: Marko Reveals His 'Sexy' Valentines Outfit, Why Ox Loves Black Mambas, We Chat David Attenborough's DeathIt's the day of love today, and Ox reveals his theory on Valentine's Day which has to do with a couple of blokes who invented this day with ulterior motives. Marko disagrees, and sees today as his moment to shine. He plans out his approach to Valentines day weeks in advance, and says it is his one day of the year when he is a lock. Ox still thinks the whole thing is a rort.However...Ox has a business idea to do with Valentine's Day, and surprisingly it's not actually too bad. It's a brand...2024-02-1337 minCouple of BlokesEp53: Ox Is Hungover, He Gets Rinsed by his Mum live, Marko May be Getting DivorcedBig show today, and we kick off with a chat about swearing and one specific word. A bit loose, but possibly driven by the that Ox has come in with a massive hangover after drinking a thousand beers last night with a mate who was heading overseas. He's murdering some hangover food during the pod, and his voice is a bit worse for wear. Unprofessional, but not surprising.Last week on the show The Ox decided that he wanted an apology from his Mum Mary for buying him a Bumblebee bike when he was a kid...2024-02-0641 minCouple of BlokesEp52: KFC vs Mackas, Ox Holds a Grudge Against His Mum & We Chat Billy Karts!This week Ox revisits his childhood trauma of Mary Schwarz buying him a Bumblebee bike, rather than a Mongoose or Redline. Marko asks that Mary comes on the pod and Ox needs to forgive her. Ox refuses, unless his mother apologises. Marko reminds him that this is exactly the same as when Ox was annoyed with golfers who had hit a hole in one before he hit one.Ox then tells us about his forthcoming yabbying trip at a dam on the Bellarine Peninsula in Victoria. He is keen to use rabbit as bait, but is...2024-01-3044 minCouple of BlokesEp51: Marko's Dodgy Social Media Activity, Ox's Disastrous Holiday, & Whipper-Snipper IssuesWe're back for 2024, and the pod gets off to a rough start with a (ahem) technical issue.Once we get through that, Marko is impressed with how healthy Ox is looking. He was in the Whitsundays across New Years, he's tanned, looking good, and feeling great. But while the Whitsundays might be paradise, Ox had some weather issues which had an impact on the trip. May have been impacted by Ox drinking 100 beers on a boat. First world problem really.Ox and Marko are feeling old - their bodies are starting to cause...2024-01-2342 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Marko Strikes Out, But Ends Up Winning BigOx and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode.This is one of Ox's favourite episodes, largely because it involves Marko making a total goose of himself, but it had a wonderful ending because this sad story was in fact the night Marko met his future wife Trish, so from failure, came triumph...2024-01-1936 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Online Shopping When You're Drunk. Good or Bad Idea ?Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode.Today, Marko chose the episode where The Ox came in somewhat sheepishly after having smashed a bunch of Pale Ales and gone online shopping. It did not end well for him, but the positive is that it ended well for us because the results...2024-01-1638 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: When Texting Goes BadOx and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode.We've all done it. Sent a text message about someone, inadvertently to that person. Usually it's innocuous, but in Marko's case he completely lined a very famous sportsperson up and ripped him a new one, then accidentally sent it to him. But the recovery...2024-01-1329 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: The Most Incredible Sports Story EverOx and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode.Marko's mate Biscuit told us the most incredible sports story you'll ever hear. And there is video evidence here, have a listen to the pod, then check out the video....it is genuinely incredible.We'd love you to share the pod...2024-01-0336 min
Couple of BlokesBest Of: Marko Wins a Car....Or Does He ?Ox and Marko are back on Wednesday January 24 with the Couple of Blokes podcast, but through January, the boys have picked out a few of their fave episodes from 2023. If you've heard them before, worth another listen, if you're a bit newer to the pod, well settle in and enjoy this episode.This one chosen by The Ox is a ripper. The moment that stands out, Marko tells a story about winning a car after shooting a hole in one. In classic Marko style, it went pear-shaped. Not great for him, hilarious for us.2023-12-3031 minCouple of BlokesFarewell 2023, Looking forward to 2024 !Ox and Marko are back for 2024, our first episode will drop on Wednesday January 24. We discuss some of our favourite episodes from 2023, there are plenty of great episodes to listen back to - even if you've heard them before, have another listen over the break, and we'll see you on January 24. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-12-2702 minCouple of BlokesEp50: Ox's Boxing Day BBQ, Frasier vs Cheers, & Christmas/NY Road TripsChristmas is done, and there are people going on road trips all over the country, make sure to drive safely - better to get there late than not at all! Ox and Marko discuss road trips when they were kids, and the games played. Marko tells us about a road trip from Melbourne to the Gold Coast when he was a kid and illustrates his complete of geographical knowledge, and Ox reveals what he thinks is the best invention ever for road trips.Marko believes that podcasts are the best thing ever for road trips, and...2023-12-2648 min
Couple of BlokesEp49: Christmas Brownlow, Why is Marko Upset With His Family? And Why Ox's Mum Threatened Eddie McGuire.Welcome to the Couple of Blokes Christmas show, it gets off to a shonky start when Ox claims Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas is the best Christmas song ever. A ludicrous statement that is treated with the disdain it deserves.Leads to a chat about various other Christmas songs. What's your fave? Let us know on the socials. We also talk Christmas movies, and some of the greats. Ox reveals to Marko that he's not only got a massive Boxing Day family planned, but he has a heap of people around for Christmas Day...2023-12-1941 minCouple of BlokesEp48 (finally): Age Differences: What is Too Much? Ox's Twisties Relapse, Marko's Lawn is DefacedThank goodness the big guy turned up today, after the disaster that was yesterday. The Ox needs to take a long hard look in the mirror. Is his apology heartfelt enough? You be the judge. But on with the show.Ox tells us about some contraband that has been smuggled into his rehab centre. It's unsurprising, albeit entertaining. Marko claims that everyone is slightly sex addicted. Ox has a different view and explains it, after asking Marko about his 'max number' in a day. Horrifying.On his day off yesterday, Ox went to...2023-12-1340 min
Couple of BlokesBonus Episode: Cyclone Jasper & Family Member DargzWith Cyclone Jasper looking like crossing the coast between Cooktown and Cairns, probably sometime on Wednesday December 13, Ox and Marko remembered Couple of Blokes family member Dargz who's been on the pod a couple of times and lives in Port Douglas. We thought we'd give him a yell to check in and make sure he's doing okay and keeping safe.If you're up that way as well, stay safe, keep your ears on the radio and the BOM website here and take care of yourself! And remember, if you're in that part of the world, this...2023-12-1206 minCouple of BlokesEp47: Lawn Porn, Taser Update, and Christmas Tree TimingToday for the pod we're live from the e&s Clearance Centre in Dandenong Road Clayton where they have just recovered from a massive Black Friday sale!Marko reveals that he has put his neighbours to shame with the quality of his nature strip, which he takes huge pride in. There is competition, but he reckons his is a clear winner: top dressed, watered in, mowed perfectly. We posted a pic of Marko's nature strip a couple of weeks ago here, and have had a heap of comments on socials - you'd think they'd be supportive...2023-12-0547 minCouple of BlokesEp46: Tantrums over Sandwiches, Bad Behaviour on WhatsApp, and the Pod Goes Pear-Shaped.Big news! Our sound guy Daryl has shaved off his moustache, and about time. He fought the good fight, but has (as Ox put it) buckled to the pressure to dump it.Ox is disappointed with how tame the pod WhatsApp group is, he feels he's been dropping some comedy gold, usually inappropriate, and getting donuts. His theory is because Third Man's wife Jay is in the group everyone (except Ox) is on their best behaviour. He also reveals how many dick pics he has sent in his life.We discuss moustaches and...2023-11-2845 minCouple of BlokesEp45: Ox & Marko's First Crush, Hangovers, Albino's and Stupid WordsA fun episode this week, Marko isn't drinking this week after giving it a bit too much of a nudge during (and after) last weeks podcast. Ox however is on the Coopers Pale Ale. They discuss 'recovery time' after a session, and hangovers - including a time the boys were sharing a hotel room in Dallas and Marko missed the toilet after a night on the turps.Last week we asked Ox to come up with a slogan for Eddie Charlton pool/snoooker cues, he's come this week armed with 3 options. Marko says that if you...2023-11-2145 minCouple of BlokesEp44: Marko Following 'Hot Gray Mums' on Insta, Hairy Toes & Jesus SandalsOx and Marko have turned up in fine form and Marko is primed for a shandy or 15! The show gets off to a weird start when Ox reveals that he was in England during the Mad Cow period, so can't give blood, Marko has a story about how you can earn heap of cash giving blood, and other things, in Utah.On last weeks pod Ox revealed an issue in his friendship group with a bloke revealing secrets, potentially causing massive issues. Marko wants an update.Ox has an issue from a recent...2023-11-1448 minCouple of BlokesEp43: Dark Secrets, Oompa Loompa's, and the 'Most Disgraceful Country in the World'Shock at the start of the podcast after Sound Engineer Daryl rocks up to the record in his new open top BMW sporting a fresh moustache. Ox and Marko are impressed with the car, less so with the mo. They christen Daryl as 007 given the car situation.But no time for that.....Marko has seen some Civil Selfishness....and he's not happy. The word 'disgusted' is used. Marko has come in and found a used teabag in the sink. He is on the hunt for who has been drinking Cranberry and something or other Tea...2023-11-0734 minCouple of BlokesEp42: Ox Gets Probation, and Signs You're Getting OldAfter Marko's Civil Selfishness story last week where he lined up the office for having a messy kitchen and coffee machine, he is pleased to report back that there has been an improvement.In the wake of Marko installing CCTV in the office kitchen (we're not joking) Ox reveals he loves to watch criminals on the news and online caught on CCTV, particularly the doorbell cameras.But then a serious and worrying turn on the pod. Ox requests the the cone of silence to be lowered. A reminder that anything we talk about...2023-10-3146 minCouple of BlokesEp41: How Marko Proposed, BMX Accidents & Bum Breaking IncidentsThis weeks podcast starts with a debate about whether we can drink beer at 9am, which is the time that we recorded this episode. Leading to a chat about an other drinks that we might have enjoyed over the years, and what the 'kids' are drinking these days. Ox tells us about how he stops his son from drinking all his drinks in the bar fridge at home.While we're talking drinking, Marko tells the story of being arrested when he first got to the US for driving on the wrong side of the road. We...2023-10-2447 minCouple of BlokesEp40: 'The Shiftiest Caller We've Ever Had on the Show"Fun show today, and Ox has come in hot with a business idea that he's seen, Marko reckons Ox's urban cool look is improving his business approach. But this is a bit different, as Ox feels he may have missed a golden business opportunity to do with backyard pavers. Maybe he's onto something.Whilst we're talking business ideas, we start talking slogans, which Ox is very good at.Marko gives some good advice for all of us on the signs of bowel cancer.We have good news though, a voicemail...2023-10-1744 minCouple of BlokesEp39: Marko gets Emotional, Ox Speedo's Update, & More KT26 ChatMassive show today, Marko is impressed with Ox's progress with his urban cool look....he is looking sharp.There's been an incident after a recent podcast, and it leads to The Ox claiming that Marko is a has-been. He has been forgotten. And he has evidence, it's a very funny story.We have had reasonably regular queries as to why Marko wears his watch on his left hand - Ox puts it to him and wants to settle this once and for all. Which leads to a long, sad, funny, emotional story from...2023-10-1046 minCouple of BlokesEp38: Fat Farm update **Ox Gets Graphic** & Marko's New HobbyThis week The Ox is back from the 'fat farm' (his words not ours) and after doing a bonus pod a couple of weeks ago with Magpies legend Nick Maxwell, we’ve come back to Maxy's joint for a 'normal' podcast episode.The Ox is looking good, and gives us an update on his Bali trip and the new 'hobby' of getting an outrageous number of colonics in a short period of time. Marko is keen to hear about the hobby and wants all the details….and oh my gosh do we get the details. It isn’...2023-10-0343 minCouple of BlokesEp37: Ox 'Fat Pills' Update, Marko 'I Used to be a Wanker'Today we're doing the show from Ox's joint in his bar at home. We're drinking Asahi, and Marko is impressed with the dart board.But we've barely started the show when the hotline rings, and it's Tim from Perth calling to give The Ox a clip over the chewing gum incident of a few weeks ago. Tim reminds The Ox that footy coaches sometimes would bring out PK chewy with the oranges in the half-time break. Tim's about to retire, and lets the boys know that he's planning to spend his time playing golf. Nice.2023-09-2643 min
Couple of BlokesPies Legend Nick Maxwell Talks Prelims With Ox & MarkoBonus episode: it's preliminary finals week in the AFL & the NRL, and Marko along with Demons superstar The Ox caught up with Collingwood premiership captain and legend Nick Maxwell to chat about the weekends AFL.Ox and Nick discuss what it's like for the players in prelim week, how they handle it and what it's like. They give their thoughts on who will win between Collingwood/GWS, and why, and on the winner of the Carlton/Brisbane match and why. Nick gives his view on how the 6-day vs 15-day break will influence both teams, particularly...2023-09-2014 minCouple of BlokesEp36: Why Marko Hates Nuns & Cyclists, Ox Has a 'Hubba Bubba' IncidentBig show today, and Marko tries to call in the push-up challenge from The Ox over the guest(s) who now will not be named. Ox blames Centre Half Forwards and Forwards, claiming that they are unreliable, although he does believe that they are the guys who 'get stuff done' more than any other position on an footy team.The Ox has a question about Civil Selfishness to do with his upcoming trip to Bali to get colonics and some relaxation. He has some new togs. Unfortunately for everyone who will see him on the trip...2023-09-1941 minCouple of BlokesEp35: Ox's New Look, Tinder, Laundromats & Falling Asleep at the MoviesToday on a beautiful sunny day we're at the Rising Sun Hotel in South Melbourne, we're next to the window, and we've opened it up to let a fantastic breeze in. Beers, breeze and sunshine - does it get any better? Okay the odd truck drives past, but you can't have everything.The Ox has decided that he needs to schmick up his appearance. He wants to dress well and look sharp, but reckons he needs a new look, and enlists Marko to help out. Marko outlines his proposed 'urban cool' look for The Ox. As...2023-09-1244 minCouple of BlokesEp34: Why Can't Teenagers Talk Like Normal People?Big episode of the show today and it starts with an argument over beer. Specifically over Furphy. And Marko calls Ox a disgrace for drinking beer at 11 in the morning. But back to Furphy - we try to solve the problem of where Furphy is from, is it Shepparton or Geelong? But after we finish with the Furphy issue, Ox gives us an update on Wayne Carey and Tom Lynch. Unsurprisingly it’s not good news. Ox has let the family down again. He does try to divert attention from the issue by talking about squash. Disgraceful....2023-09-0544 minCouple of BlokesEp33: Marko Criticises Beer, Ox Reveals a Veeeery Personal 'Hobby'Podcast today is not in a pub, but is in the brand spankers new offices of Ox and Marko, the office is looking good - but they’ve identified a problem with the beer in the fridge. Someone has ordered zero alcohol beer, and Marko refuses to drink it. May be a sackable offence.The boy are excited because they’ve got the first copies of Ox and Markos ‘Dad Jokes book, which is a ripping read, and every single dollar of the proceeds goes to Bowel Cancer. It’s a subject close to Marko in particula...2023-08-2945 minCouple of BlokesEp32: The Ox Gets Drunk and Goes Online ShoppingOx and Marko have been lured back to the Box Hill Golf Club by the offer of a few free beers. What a couple of tight-arses. But no time for that cos we’ve got a big show. Marko has come to the pod wearing an orange jumper. Ox likes it, or at least he does a good job of pretending to. Marko gives us an update on the camera at his neighbours place and whether it identified the mystery dog-crapper on his lawn.Ox has come in with a couple of a thi...2023-08-2237 minCouple of BlokesEp31: Stupid Bets, Badly Behaved Dogs & Ox Defames An Entire OccupationToday we’re upstairs at the Box Hill Golf Club looking out over the course, what a place to do a podcast! Ox is curious about how Box Hill got its name, and we find out live on the pod. Ox and Marko are unimpressed with the back story.Marko has come in annoyed about something today. He has a fresh example of Civil Selfishness that he wants to discuss and he believes it requires an investigation, possibly from Seb Costello. It is a genuine shocker. The pic of the issue Marko has raised is on ou...2023-08-1547 minCouple of BlokesEp30: Sausage Dogs, Dermott Brereton & Alby MangelsThis week, we've come back to the Blackburn Hotel, in the Sportsbar. Ox is on the heavy beers, and Marko is on the shandys (apologies), and the boys have been sent a tasty gift from Crumbs and Co which gets a fair workout on the show (and after the show!).Ox has a Can We Still Be Friends question about dogs, specifically about a certain breed that Ox reckons is just a terrible dog to have as a pet. During the conversation he reveals that his dog has had 2 knee reconstructions, and he also claims that...2023-08-0841 minCouple of BlokesEp29: Eating Food in Supermarkets: Yes or No? And Marko Loves Tradies.This week we're at the Blackburn Hotel, and again Marko orders a shandy. Embarrassing.The show starts with Ox talking about the tradies outside the pub who are laying concrete. Concrete chat. Rivetting. Maybe fast forward through this part of the podcast. But it does lead onto a chat about how much Marko loves tradies, as Ox and Marko have them at their office at the moment - installing beer fridges, a pool table, a TV on the ceiling, and wine fridges. All the important stuff.Ox makes a claim about the two...2023-08-0145 minCouple of BlokesEp28: A Team Member Receives An Official HR WarningMarko comes out of the blocks hot today with a theory, and Ox agrees with him. Both Ox and Marko think we have been getting lied to for years about this issue.Ox then decides to show off. Given Marko has the neighbour from hell, Ox reveals that his brand new next door neighbour is a top bloke - and explains why. It has to do with drinking and football. Who'd have thought Ox would be involved with that sort of gear, very out of character.Marko tells a story about giving a...2023-07-2540 minCouple of BlokesEp27: Dodgy Neighbours - Stakeouts, Megaphones and HosesOn todays show Ox has come in looking sharp, and Marko notices. There is a surprising reason why, and it's good news....Ox explains.But there is a problem. Ox's darts performance has been poor recently, and this can only be revealed in the cone of silence, which he lowers down to reveal this issue. Marko is worried, it is a serious issue.It leads into a conversation about words that you can't say in certain sports, words that have connotations that are unhelpful to optimum performance. Ox reveals something that he recently...2023-07-1833 minCouple of BlokesEp26: Ox Names the Dirtiest Footy Players He Played AgainstAnother fun show, today live from the Emerald Hotel - always great when we do the show from a pub. Couple of quiet beers, bit of a chinwag, how good.Last week we tried to get Seb Costello from A Current Affair on the phone, has he called Marko back? We find out on the pod today.Ox starts banging on about silverside (again). Marko isn't a fan. Ox reckons silverside is one of the great meals. Ox has a Twisties update, and the boys discuss the new flavour - donut twists...2023-07-1140 min
Couple of BlokesEp25: Ox 'Luke Darcy is Soft' & Maybe Heroes Do Wear CapesWe're really looking forward to this weeks show, lots to get through, might be a big one!Marko's come in with a scar on his noggin this week, he explains how he got it, and it's a classic example of a bloke in his 50's being dumb. But the scar is not the most interesting thing about the boys appearance today - Ox has brought a cape in, which was given to him by Pistol Pete who listens to the podcast - and Ox decides to do the pod today wearing the cape. But it gets...2023-07-0441 min
Couple of BlokesBonus Episode: Lunch is on Ox & MarkoSo Ox and Marko have been running a competition for two or three weeks - share the podcast with some mates, crack a joke in your 'share' and they'll just the best joke to come to lunch and beers with them - with the boys picking up the tab. Unless you order a shandy, in which case you can buy your own drinks.We'll be honest. The calibre of jokes were underwhelming. But nonetheless we found 3 that particularly made the boys laugh, and on this short, bonus episode we announce the winners of lunch with Ox...2023-06-3007 minCouple of BlokesEp24: Aliens, Taylor Swift, and Tom CruiseLive from the Railway Hotel today, and Ox thinks it is breaking news that the Railway Hotel is near a railway line. Who'd have thought. Marko wants to know is there any Railway Hotel anywhere in Australia that is not close to a railway.Ethan (from behind the bar) brings the beers around to the boys - a pint for Ox and a pot for Marko. Ethan says shandys are a big seller, which Marko loves, until Ox asks a very pertinent question showing Marko to be a lightweight. It may lead to a name change...2023-06-2735 minCouple of BlokesEp23: Ox: If I Wasn't a Demon, I'd Be a Collingwood PersonOkay so today we're having a couple of quiet brewskis at the Chelsea Heights Hotel in the Sports Bar.Ox and Marko are trying to figure out who the most famous person from the Chelsea area and surrounds might be, Lethal Leigh Matthews gets a run - and we discover that neither Ox or Marko have heard of the rock band Jet, who are from nearby in Dingley, and who had a massive hit with 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl'!But no time for that. We have a potential defamation situation on...2023-06-2033 minCouple of BlokesEp22: Jockeys, Rangas, & Ox's Underwear ProblemAnd we're back. Live from the Mountain View Hotel, the show gets off to an awkward start when everyone realises that we all forgot to tell them we were coming. But Shaz at the bar helps out nonetheless, and she's a ripper.Ox has a business idea, selling blue rinse dye for hair. Marko is polite about this idea, because Ox has turned up in a grumpy mood - he's got a problem at home with his washer and dryer which has led to an awkward underpants situation, we can't even try to describe it, it's...2023-06-1337 minCouple of BlokesEp21: Nose Rings, Nasal Hair and NudistsWe're live in the pub today, having a couple of quiet beers. And we start the show with Marko asking questions about nasal hair, and this flows into an ear hair discussion. Ox reckons it's a mid-40s male issue.Ox and Marko are live from the Burvale Hotel in Melbourne, a pub where one of Ox's mates lost his two front teeth years ago. Ox is keeping his eyes peeled for them. The Burvale used to be known for being a bit rough, which leads into a chat about what other pubs are famous for...2023-06-0635 minCouple of BlokesEp20: Marko "I'm An Out of Work Rockstar"Another fun show, and we've got a heap of feedback from the Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers family, which we'll run through.But no time for that first up, because Marko has seen what he believes to be Civil Selfishness on the way to the podcast today. He's outraged. Reasonable or ridiculous? You be the judge. Ox has a question about window washers at traffic lights which exposes Marko as a tight-arse, and Ox gives Marko homework. We'll report back.This leads to a conversation about giving money to people begging on...2023-05-3036 minCouple of BlokesEp19: Accidental Text Messages & Fave ColognesIt's another big show and Ox has turned up looking sharp and smelling schmick. Marko has noticed and is impressed. Leads to a fun conversation on cologne, because Ox has found an old bottle of Fahrenheit, and he's loving it. They discuss their go to colognes, their faves.This leads onto hair products and facial cream. Quite ridiculous really, sounds like an Adore Beauty or Mecca podcast. But....it does lead to another business idea from Ox, who might be onto a winner, so we may need to get the patent sorted.This...2023-05-2328 minCouple of BlokesEp18: Ox's Heroic Act, and Basketball Royalty!No time to muck around today, because Ox has two 'I Don't Want to be a Hero' stories. The first one a long bow. Something about a heater not working, we're not sure, we only half-listened. But the second, holy hell the second story.......Ox was an actual hero in this one, helping a little old lady who'd been in a dreadful car accident in Geelong. You have to hear it - it will blow your mind.Speaking of heroes. Is there an update on Markos' effort to fix the basketball court net issue? We find...2023-05-1630 minCouple of BlokesEp17: Marko's Special Ringtone for OxThis week, we're at a pub, in fact at Melbourne's Matthew Flinders Hotel. We're in the band room, which is largely empty and cavernous! But it's a great room, there is a bar, and importantly there are beers.Ox and Marko start the show chatting about Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and Rodney Rude, and whether they've been 'cancelled' or are still performing. Ox reckons adult entertainment at suburban sports clubs is definitely cancelled - and that's probably a good thing too.But what about the basketball hoop situation. Has it been resolved? Has Marko...2023-05-0934 minCouple of BlokesEp16: XXX RatedThis weeks show is XXX rated as Ox and Marko go slightly off the rails with their content.Not the whole show of course, Ox has a follow up on the MCG cashless issue he had last week, he has found one place you can spend cash at the G, and it's a surprise! Ox also has an update on Heather Mackay - has he got her or not? We find out. And what about Marko's homework on Ricky Ponting and Andrew Gaze?Marko doesn't want to be a hero but he has...2023-05-0225 minCouple of BlokesEp15: You'll Think About It Next Time MuppetThis is the week that Ox has to deliver Rob Mills on the show, or donate $500 to a charity of Marko's choice. It's been 6-weeks and Marko has had enough of waiting.Feedback from the 'Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers' family, and you have spoken loudly about the ridiculous photo of Marko showing his chest. There is also feedback from you on the photo of Ox looking at a beer like he wants to marry it.Ox and Marko talk about playing pool, and discussion turns to comedian Steady Eddy - the...2023-04-2529 minCouple of BlokesEp14: Ox: My Son Looks Like An IdiotWe decide to not even talk about Ox's Rob Mills quest today. He has let us down again and for the 6th week failed to deliver Millsy. Embarrassing.This week on the show Ox has a massive problem with the mighty MCG, and lines them up over an issue he has with the ground. As strange as it sounds, he might have a point. Marko reckons the issue Ox raises is Un-Australian.But there was another issue, Ox took his son to the footy and his son has badly embarrassed him with a...2023-04-1827 minCouple of BlokesEp13: Ox: 'Icehouse Are a Terrible Band'This week the show starts with a chat about colognes after Ox and Marko are impressed with how good Producer Daz is smelling, and looking. We find out the boys favourite colognes from back in the day when they were in their prime.But onto more important things - Ox has failed us for a couple of weeks now, surely this week he redeems himself by getting Rob Mills on the show. We'll find out, everyone is excited. Ox makes an appalling comment suggesting that Marko's wife Trish was his third choice. If Trish is listening...2023-04-1129 min
Couple of BlokesBonus Episode: Your Votes Are In - Chicken on PizzaAfter a heated conversation about whether chicken belongs on pizza or not, with Ox a firm yes, and Marko a hard no - your comments on the socials, and on our poll were next level.So....we decided to do a bonus episode to reveal the results and put it to rest once and for all as to whether chicken belongs on pizza or not....it went pear-shaped.Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love...2023-04-0514 minCouple of BlokesEp12: Don't Shoot the Fat OneAfter Ox failed us last week by not delivering Rob Mills to the studio, this week is his chance to redeem himself and bring Millsy in. We were disappointed last week, but we’re very excited to have Millsy in this week.That aside - Ox has done his other homework, which was to find out what Tofu is made of. Which he does. It sounds awful.We also find out about the night that Marko spent in prison - never knew we had a hardened criminal on the podcast, but apparently we do...2023-04-0436 minCouple of BlokesEp11: Chicken on Pizza: Yes or No?Very exciting show this week, Ox had homework and has promised to sort Rob Mills as a guest, everyone is excited to see Rob today... how did the chat with Rob go? Find out on the pod.Ox and Marko get into an argument over whether Guy Sebastian is better than Shannon Noll, and Marko makes a massive claim about John Farnham.The boys discuss what they would have done, had they not been a footy player or golfer, Marko reveals his childhood dream was to be a pizza maker, and Ox wanted...2023-03-2832 min
Couple of BlokesSpecial Episode: Millie's StoryIt’s a very special episode today of Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers today with Ox and Marko, and one that really has struck our hearts.Ox and Marko talk with Jarryd, who works in emergency services, and along with his wife Jamie have been through some extraordinarily difficult challenges with their beautiful daughter Millie, where they nearly lost her.And whilst the story is an emotional one, it has a happy ending because Millie pulled through with the help of the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne. Jarryd and Jamie are now...2023-03-2712 minCouple of BlokesEp10: Marko Tries To Chat Up Paris HiltonHappy 10th show to us! Who'd have thought we'd get this far.This week we're live at Bells Hotel in South Melbourne, and it gets off to a bad start when Ox and Marko have a crack at Producer Daryl for wearing a cardigan. Pot/Kettle from Marko who's got prior form in this area, and borderline defamatory. Daryl may be engaging lawyers, so we might start a GoFundMe.The boys chat about the amazing Brewmanity beer, which is raising money for MND. It's a ripping beer, and worth checking out. You can...2023-03-2135 minCouple of BlokesEp9: Marko: I'm Not Getting Any ActionThis week Ox and Marko again explore Civil Selfishness, and Marko has some strong opinions on traffic light etiquette, but Ox might just have a genius solution to Marko's concerns.Ox then turns into stats man, giving stats on American road accidents. Why? No idea. He just did. The convo then moved onto American mass shootings and the numbers, which are genuinely terrifying and Mark revealed his experience with a gun when he lived in Texas.Ox goes rogue and starts calling kids losers for doing something that all kids do. Disgraceful. But...2023-03-1430 minCouple of BlokesEp8: Plane EtiquetteWe kick off this episode with Ox revealing why he hates the beach - despite the fact that he lives at the beach. Ridiculous. He also hates people who sunbake at the beach. He's on a tirade, maybe he got out of the wrong side of the bed. Marko has a theory that anyone who sunbakes at the beach is showing off. Suns out guns out!The boys talk crazy competitions like hot dog eating competitions, wife carrying, and we find out which one Ox and Marko reckon they could win. And Ox discusses one of...2023-03-0734 minCouple of BlokesEp7: Revealed: The Truth About Pat RafterOn this episode, a very special guest intros the show with a callback to an unfortunate incident in Marko's golf career.Ox and Marko debate whether you can, or can't, have gold plated teeth and it then moves into the boys theory of evolution and how animals have evolved. Don't ask. We can't figure out that tenuous link either. Ox suggests that they might revisit 'evolution chat' in a future episode. We're hoping he forgets.'Can We Still Be Friends' is back and Marko has a scenario to pose to Ox involving him...2023-02-2830 minCouple of BlokesEp6: What's in Chicken Nuggets?We’re live from the pub again today, sinking a couple of coldies, and we have a special intro to the show from Marko’s idol - doesn’t sound that impressive, until you realise that his idol passed away 12-years ago. Ripping effort.Marko has a ‘Can We Still Be Friends’ question - and this one gets a bit personal. Ox has an update on his mate whose wife wants to join on the boys golf day each Wednesday. There is a resolution, but it comes at a cost. We talk to Ox’s mate a...2023-02-2129 minCouple of BlokesTrailer 2: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers‘Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers’ is a new weekly podcast hosted by two great mates: Mark ‘Marko’ Allen and David ‘The Ox’ Schwarz. It’s a couple of blokes chewing the fat over a couple of quiet, and occasionally noisy, beers.Mark played golf professionally around the world for 15-years, including the 1999 British Open. He has worked at 3AW, Macquarie Sports Radio and SEN for over a decade. As a survivor of Stage 4 Bowel Cancer, Mark is now a Bowel Cancer Australia Ambassador and public speaker.Ox is a former AFL star...2023-02-2000 minCouple of BlokesEp5: When You Know Your Partner's No GoodWe're at the pub this week, Ox and Marko are doing Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers live from a sportsbar, and it gets off to a bad start when Marko's beer order is embarrassing for everyone.Ox accuses Marko of being a murderer. Unsurprisingly, Marko goes on the defensive at this potentially defamatory accusation, but unfortunately for him, Ox has proof. And Ox and Marko explore warning signs that you've got a dodgy partner. Some fair. Some debatable. But all in good fun.As a former golf professional, you'd think Marko would...2023-02-1428 minCouple of BlokesEp4: Ox & Marko Reveal Their 'Leave Passes'This week on Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers, unsurprisingly, Ox and Marko start talking food. Marko learns what a 'Pho' is, and the boys find out what is in a Açai Bowl. So cultured.After Ox revealed that he went to hospital as a kid after putting some things in his nose, the boys talk about horrific nursing stories, and what people have put in their bodies, and where.....the stories are as appalling as you'd expect. You'll never want to use spearmint toothpaste ever again.For some reason we still c...2023-02-0726 minCouple of BlokesEp3: Marko Commits a Dog ActThis week Ox has a massive problem with his group of golf mates, and Marko has strong thoughts on how to handle it. And with Ox still dealing with his addiction to Twisties, Marko has an idea to help him work through it as a supportive mate - or is he.In an awkward revelation Ox has had an unfortunate encounter while getting a massage. Marko has noticed a couple of things happening that makes him think he's getting old, and Ox has a mate who has an appalling approach to funerals.And...2023-01-3129 minCouple of BlokesEp2: Sex AddictionPhew. We made it to the big 2nd Episode. Who'd have thought!This week, in a combination of irony and poor planning, Ox and Marko are doing Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers from a rehab centre (true!). Which leads to Marko becoming fascinated by sex addiction, and perhaps revealing a little more than he should. Ox has strong views on behaviour at petrol stations, supporting Marko's theory of 'Civil Selfishness'.Marko has a (possibly illegal) way to deal with pedestrians who annoy him when he's driving, and Dave the Builder, a great...2023-01-2427 minCouple of BlokesEp1: If I Wear a Cardigan, Can We Still Be Mates?Woah it’s a big first official show for Ox & Marko on a 'Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers’. We talk etiquette on blind dates, should the guy pay? Ox has a genius solution to avoid loaning money to his mates, what a tight-arse. And in our new segment ‘Can We Still Be Mates', Marko reckons he's a fashion guru, asking if he and Ox can still be mates if he starts wearing cardigans. The answer is obvious. Or is it?Ox and Marko find out how Tinder works, and in a (thankfully) non-rel...2023-01-1727 minCouple of BlokesPilot: The Most Dangerous Supermarket AisleCouple of Blokes, Couple of Beers is a new weekly podcast hosted by two great mates: David ‘The Ox’ Schwarz and Mark ‘Marko’ Allen.In the pilot episode, Ox and Marko realise that they should have paid more attention in the meeting to the show logo; Marko is a lightweight on the beers, Ox reveals the surprisingly short period of time since he has shotgunned a beer; and we find out the most dangerous aisle in the supermarket.Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social m...2023-01-1013 minCouple of BlokesTrailer: Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers‘Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers’ is a new weekly podcast hosted by two great mates: Mark ‘Marko’ Allen and David ‘The Ox’ Schwarz. It’s a couple of blokes chewing the fat over a couple of quiet, and occasionally noisy, beers.Mark played golf professionally around the world for 15-years, including the 1999 British Open. He has worked at 3AW, Macquarie Sports Radio and SEN for over a decade. As a survivor of Stage 4 Bowel Cancer, Mark is now a Bowel Cancer Australia Ambassador and public speaker.Ox is a former AFL star...2023-01-0901 min