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Oz 9episode one hundred & eleven: There's a bulldozer outsideTo everyone who responded to our blurb writer last time, they've been sacked. I mean ... does this look like message-in-a-bottle time? Using our show notes to get attention and complain about your job.... Seriously, we've no time for whingers 'round here- HA! April fool. Still me. It was lovely seeing some of you on the socials. I'd print out your comments, only I don't have a printer and the walls are too damp to post things on. Anyway, just wanted to let you know it's "spring" on the Oz 9...2025-04-0626 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & ten: Hell bent for leisureOnce upon a time, there was a blurb writer who dreamed of the back of book jackets or maybe even the inside front flap, or the little bit of copy under the picture in a catalog, or a word or two like "stunning!" or "ribald!" on a film poster, oooo ooooo, maybe even on the inside first few pages of a novel, somewhere just under Kirkus Reviews.... But no. Instead that blurb writer does...this. Gives hints on a podcast episode you're planning to listen to anyway so you probably don't even read it...2025-03-2333 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & nine: That whole *spoiler spoiler* dead situationOooof, who cranked up the gravity? Feels heavy in here....It's spring in the bioswamp, as much as it can ever be "spring" in space. Things are flowering, other things are ... I dunno, fauna-ing? Whatever the case, it's a bit rude round there, so maybe don't take the kids in for another month or so.And NO, I am not tearing up, I'm in the bioswamp in spring, these are allergies, for crying out loud. Or NOT crying out loud, more crying inwardly, little hiccups of despair-Oh, forget it. You've been listening...2025-03-0931 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & eight: Playing Pluto's advocateIt's a Wednesday eve as I write this, and as I look out the porthole into the infinite recesses of space, I'm reminded how very small each of us is against the backdrop of eternity. Given how very very minute we are and how eternal space is, I have to wonder, how the actual f^&* is a crew member from the Oz 14 floating past my porthole just as I look out? I mean... what are the chances?! Nearly spilled my vodka tonic. Rude.You’ve been listening to...
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bo...2025-02-2329 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & six: Is that a haddock?So.... please take a close look at the episode art and tell me if you see anything funny? Mmmmm hmmmmmm. Apparently it took us a YEAR to notice. I blame all of you, frankly. You know what you did.You’ve been listening to:
Pete Barry as Bob
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Eric Perry as Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Kyle Jo...2025-01-2928 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & five: Clara? Mein little Kartoffelpuffer?NOTE: Stay tuned after the credits and all, for a trailer of a great new show: A Paladin's Bargain. You can listen to it in the usual places. You'll want to.Thanks as ever to Lucas Elliott for the new Narrators (or, Narrator and Tour Guide) artwork!It's Christmas eve as we publish this, and all of us monkeys wish all of you monkeys a very happy holiday season. We're hanging stockings over here (and about passing out from the fumes; just FYI space booties do NOT breathe) and hallucinating dancing sugar plums....2024-12-2431 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & four: #GreatSatansBoletesYOU have a dirty mind. "Satan's Boletes" doesn't mean *THAT*. Although it does translate to "Great Satan's Fun Guys," so maybe it's still worth a giggle, as Mrs S says.Welcome to episode 104. Please put your tray tables and seat backs in the upright, we're-all-going-to-die position, because, well, it's Oz 9, and as usual, everything is trying to kill you.Let's just say our sound designer, dialogue editor, and voice actors pulled out ALL the stops on this one, so maybe dust off the old earbuds for a really good listen. I'd say it's "immersive," but...2024-12-0731 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & two: We're in space, FelberSome old nemesisisisisisises have reappeared, and that's ... unfortunate. But at least Bob has some colourful brochures to distract our team from their impending doom. So.... how many oceans is "too many," do you reckon?You've been listening to...
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Joe
Pete Barry as Bob
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo...2024-11-1026 min
Oz 9episode one hundred & one: "Crap" indeed. Meanwhile...WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Do you have ANY IDEA the literally dozens of hours you've wasted with this bunch of smooth-shelled walnuts? (and yes, that's a reference to their brains, I just couldn't quite make it work the way I wanted). I mean, it's probably not enough time to cure cancer or invent a really good cable organizing system, but you could have latch hooked a really nice rug by now, or made a portrait of Elvis with little rolled up gum wrappers, AT LEAST.You know what? Forget it. Do want you want. I'm done. Seriously.2024-10-3130 min
Oz 9Put your kidneys on speakerWith the end of Season 5 just .... an indeterminate time but probably about two weeks away, the eternal Tuesday of the spotless (thanks to Joe) 9 is getting darker, scarier, and downright rude.We hope you'll join us (though in good conscience we can't recommend it) as we spin and flip and spiral out of control toward the last episode of this season. Bring lozenges — there's gonna be a lot of shouting.You've been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Shannon Perry as Captain Madeline and Olivia
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Jo...2024-06-0923 min
Oz 9episode ninety-eight: Something is comingIt's time to check under the bed, make sure the closet doors are firmly shut, tuck any clown toys in your siblings' rooms or the freezer, and crank up the nightlight — things are getting spooky on the Oz 9."Something is coming," and it's probably not bearing ice cream or prezzies. The crew of the 9 are in trouble, and though this is no big surprise, it is nearly the end of the season, so you never know....
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer, and Howard
Shannon Perry as...2024-05-2626 min
Oz 9episode ninety-six: Why is there a bar on the bridge?I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.Have you ever met a Kestochalian? Actually, you might have. They're sort of lovely, except when you want to thump them on the snoot. Which, to be fair, is true of a lot of living things. Also my computer. Which, if it had a snoot, would have been thoroughly thumped on today.ANYWAY, we made something for you, and if you've ever made a huge Sunday meal, this is kind of like that. We slaved all day, it'll be over in 20 minutes, and then we start over. Do...2024-04-0825 min
Oz 9episode ninety-five: Spill or be spilledWell, cue the sultry saxophone and the wire-brushed cymbals, we're back for part II of our "noir" wormhole. We had high hopes for this one (as in, high hopes everyone would get shot and this nightmare would finally be at an end), but we're only down a tour guide, and even he just seems to have wandered off.Goldipants Detective Agency is hot on the heels of Red (aka Colin Smith aka Horace MacRory), the millionaire gangster whose morals are as slippery as his accent. Will Pluto and Donna track down the bad guy before we lose...2024-03-1423 min
Oz 9episode ninety-four: Expensive perfume and cheap shotsIt's a quiet night on the mean streets of ... uhhhhh ... doesn't matter. And it's not that quiet, either. Lemme start this again.It's a Tuesday night, and the Oz 9 has slipped into yet another wormhole. But it's OK. This one comes with hats.You've been listening to:
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as Donna
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe
Shannon Perry as Madeline
Kevin Hall as Greg
Kyle Jones as your Narrator 2, and
Chris Nadolny Gourley as your...2024-03-0124 min
Oz 9episode ninety-three: A Midsummer Morning AfterIt's part 2 of this, and then I swear, we're finished and you can go back to just suspecting how pretentious we are rather than having the receipts.We know Feb 14 can be a bit rough for some, so we wanted to give you the subtle sounds of barfing fairies to help you get through the day. Just know, we love your goofy, kooky self ALL days of the year.You've been listening to:
David S Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Kevin Hall as Greg
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Eric Perry as Dr. von...2024-02-1426 min
Oz 9episode ninety-two: A Midsummer Night's ... whatever the hell this isAs Narrator 2 says in this episode, "English majors must perforce English maj," so here's the episode you've all been dreading: the Fakespeare. Come on, stop whining, you knew it was coming.If you're not familiar with A Midsummer Night's Dream, well, there are lots of really excellent versions out there. We prefer you NOT listen to those, however, as that's going to make this seem even more torturous than being read Vogon poetry before being shot out into space.That said, it was fun to write and fun to do, so ... get over it. Also...2024-02-0426 min
Oz 9episode ninety-one: Measuring tape awareness dayThis episode... it fought back, I tell you what. But we finally wrangled it into some sort of shape. I'mma go with "parallelogram," because it looks like it's about to fall over, but it's a shape, anyway.We meant to get this out when we were still in the throes of the holiday season, but hey, it's Winnie the Pooh Day, and I reckon that's worth celebrating. It's also National Michigan day, soooooo, go, Michigan, I guess.You've been listening to:
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
for the last...2024-01-1829 min
Oz 9episode ninety: Science makes me affectionateIt's episode 90! And that's the best thing we can say about it.There's a lot of sampling of condiments. Word of warning: don't get between (former) Cpt. Jessie and the cheese sauce, or lives may be lost.Also, we found a crate of "blight piston bottles." Anyone know what those are good for?You've been listening to:
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Bonnie Brantley as former Captain Jessie and Lady Nibble Biscuit
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and...2024-01-0227 min
Oz 9episode eighty-eight: A hairball in your haggisWe turned five years old yesterday. The podcast, I mean — Oz 9 just turned 5. How we've lasted that long, we have no idea, but we suspect it has something to do with the fact that everyone is slightly fried from the pandemic and not giving real life 100% of their attention just now. And that's cool. Real life can be a bit of a turd on a hot plate now and again, so suspending reality right alongside disbelief seems like a healthy decision.All of which to say, thanks for hanging out with us. Gravity — both the being-serious kind and...2023-11-1921 min
Oz 9episode eighty-six: Spike the gargling cowContinuing in our endeavor to educate the public, much of the cowboy vernacular here is authentic. Well, some of it. "Brown gargle," for example, is totally legit. Should it come up on Jeopardy at some point, we expect compensation.The crew continue to explore the Oz 9, sometimes voluntarily. We know these stupid sandwich machines are trying to tell us something, but knowing that and actually understanding what that "something" is are two different things, and let's face it, this bunch have only just managed speech.You've been listening to
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie...2023-10-0127 min
Oz 9episode eighty-four: Would it help if I spoke stupid?Exploration of the Oz 9 continues, and it's not going well. Though we did find some goldfish. And some bumper cars. Traveling via vending machine is just unpredictable and not nearly as filling as you might imagine, but the crew are blundering around the ship from room to room and sandwich to sandwich, flirting with cowboys and this sentence is a bit long so I'm stopping now. You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Joe
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Lady Nibble-Biscuit
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Kevin Hall as Greg
Shannon Perry as Olivia an...2023-07-1827 min
Oz 9episode eighty-three: In short, she is bakedI went back and read the opening paragraph that was here originally, and even I don't understand it, so I must have been really tired or possibly in a hostage situation when I wrote it. Anyway, it's gone, and though this means the subtitle now makes zero sense, it's still an improvement.In this episode, Olivia's I-drops (iDrops?) have gotten mixed up with some other substances, and, well, if you thought added chaos might cancel out existing chaos....nope. It just piles on.You've been listening to:
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer...2023-06-1123 min
Oz 9episode eighty-one: Hangover remedies and really good sunscreenYes, I KNOW we said January, but hey, it's January somewhere, right?The Oz 9 crew are finally (?) done with their plant-based emergency and have broken free of the Milky Way Galaxy. They're currently lurking in a galaxy that (if you're looking at it sideways and are 8 years old) has a vaguely rude shape. That should keep them entertained for a while.Anyway, they might actually get off the 9 and explore a strange new world here soon, so now's probably a good time to say goodbye. Before they, you know, poke an alien.Please...2023-04-1223 min
Oz 9Bonus: That slice of Joe Pye-Weed pieI tell ya, you turn your back for, like, three months, and someone just shoulders their way in there and takes over your ship, your characters... sheeesh.ANYWAY, if you're familiar with podcasts A Ninth World Journal or Deconstructive Criticism, you've already enjoyed the work of our own Dr. Theo Bromae, better known as David S. Dear.In this bonus episode, he gives us a glimpse of life behind the curtain. And in front of the toilet door COME ON ALREADY SOME OF US HAD RICE KUDZPIES AT SNACKTIME.You've been listening to2023-03-1014 min
Oz 9Bonus: Enough with the toad orgy, TwoIf you struggled through the classically complex and layered story of the last four seasons, you're not alone. It was, as Mrs Sheffield has it, "more twisty-turny than my graduate teaching assistant's insides after my AP Honours' Intestinal Inversion lecture and practicuum." So Dr. Charles Tucket, who you may remember from another hiatus episode, The Oz 8000 Biosphere: Portrait of a Refuge, has been unthawed once again to provide some much-needed and hopefully not teeth-grittingly dull exposition and explanation.Good luck. Take notes.You've been listening to:
Kyle Jones as the tour guide and...2023-02-0912 min
Oz 9episode seventy-nine: Sand where no man is making pearlsIt's possible someone dies in this episode. I mean, it's possible someone dies in EVERY episode — it's really pretty astonishing when no one does — so you should probably pay attention today so you understand the chatter around the old fishbowl at work tomorrow.Today's bonus information: a really tightly woven Italian suit can protect against some wimpier weaponry. And just like that, another player is removed from the board. One episode left in Season Four, space monkeys. Will anyone survive?You've been listening to
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Sarah Golding as Mr...2022-10-2325 min
Oz 9episode seventy-eight: Is anyone else seeing wings?Is anyone else hearing a weird ... flapping sound? And feeling a tiny bit of a breeze? But like, a weirdly hostile breeze that's just coiled up and waiting to turn into a tornado, given even a hint of a reason?Just me? Huh.Well, it's episode 78, and if you haven't learned your lesson by now, I can't help you. Also, there will be (WAS says voice from future) a live listen-along for season-ending episode 80, so keep your eye on our Twitter (@oz9pocast) and our website (https://oz-9.com) for that one. ...2022-09-2630 min
Oz 9episode seventy-seven: Mind the disco ballContent warning: There are some big emotions in this one, so please take care of you.We're getting closer to the end of Season 4, and ... well, that's it, really. We're getting closer. Break out the confetti because you get a break from us!Well, probably. We're kind of like barnacles — we have to be scraped off and then we still leave a sticky residue.Anyway, lots going on in here, so I'll just leave you to it. Pass the sandwiches. And the tissue....
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Sh...2022-08-2831 min
Oz 9episode seventy-six: Covered in goat dung and yodelersIt's entirely possible this story has spun a wee bit out of control. But then, isn't that a lot like...life?I mean, take your basic ergonomic keyboard. Don't you want to bash its tiny electronic brains out on a rock, only it was expensive and nominally doing something useful for your hands or wrists or something? While that might be an overreaction, might it also be considered an entirely understandable response to the fact that every time you try to type an exclamation point you get that weird squiggly tilde or whatever that thing is called...2022-08-1523 min
Oz 9episode seventy-five: Mad stories of trampled relativesNote: This is the final episode narrated by Richard Nadolny. His fabulous daughter Chris Nadolny Gourley takes over the mic in 76.Other note: despite what the credits say, this episode was edited by Sarah Golding and sound designed by Oliver Morris. (Both geniuses; give them lots of gigs and money.)Note 3: The subtitle is just in case he's googling himself. :)We'd say the pace is picking up, but seriously, when you're just going around in circles because half of your engines are blown out, does pace really matter?Also, did YOU...2022-08-0125 min
Oz 9episode seventy-four: You know where the porn stash isNote: This episode is narrated by Richard Nadolny, so guard your heart.It's episode 74, and you know what that means.... DO you know what it means? Could you write it on a note and slip it to us during study hall, because we've got nothing.Things are just Nutty McNutface with this crew, and everyone's in the dark, literally and figuratively. Who can you trust when everyone's skulky and half the crew went to spy school but apparently no one actually read O Captain You're a Captain?Our favorite cabbage-heads are once again...2022-07-1723 min
Oz 9episode seventy-three: Is that a Giant Turnip?Warning: this is narrated by Richard, so take care of you. He didn't mean to make you sad.Brugmansia, it turns out, isn't a type of Italian leather shoe. Nor is it the third movement of something by Beethoven. And it is definitely NOT edible.But it can be stuck in one's mouth and swallowed, so of course, the bumfluff crew of Oz 9 did. BTW, St. Leonard's Day isn't a real thing. But it should be.You've been listening to
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Ti...2022-06-3025 min
Oz 9episode seventy-two: CahootyContent warning: Richard narrates this episode, so take care of you. This episode is dedicated in his memory. Please consider contributing to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. https://afsp.org/Massive cahooty thanks to Oliver Morris of Kane and Feels: Daytrippers without whom this episode might never have gotten edited and out. And do stay tuned for a taste of Kane and Feels at the end of the ep — it's delicious!It's episode 72, and our squad of scrambled eggs are trying desperately to figure out who they can trust and who they can't, and the...2022-06-1129 min
A Ninth World JournalShards and Ruined VestsAfter reliving his duplicate's experiences, Januae finds himself at the site of the other's demise at the giant crystal in the Gtharren Valley. Written and produced by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. The voice of Januae was performed by David S. Dear. The voice of Phiraster was performed by Sev. The voice of Netlien was performed by Sarah Rhea Werner. The voice of Colred was performed by Kyle Decker. The voice of Bishop Kliambala was performed by Shannon Perry. M...2022-05-2917 min
Oz 9episode seventy-one: Rumblings in the astral regionIf you've never had chocolate milkweed with rosemallows, you're really missing out.On stomach upset, whiplash-inducing vomiting, an itchy rash, and unconsciousness, which is really the best part.Despite the litany of side effects, Leet is dishing up a mug just for you, so please join us aboard the Oz 9, as we head out for another entirely pointless journey.Be sure to stay till the end to hear a trailer of a much more sensible and quite fabulous science fiction audio drama: Chaika.You've been listening to
Kevin Hall as...2022-04-1128 min
Deconstructive CriticismYou Say Zucchini, I Say CucumberCor decides to solicit advice from her grandparents (Allison's parents) for advice on how Paul and Allison can get their marriage back on track. It goes as well as one would expect. Cor - Tal Minear Leslie - Shannon Perry Grant - Lee Shackleford Written and Directed by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Featured promo: Mission: Rejected 2022-04-0322 min
Oz 9episode seventy: Do we have any more tuber tots?Oh, hell, now we're getting all Lord of the Ringsy with sacred tokens and some sort of binding agent to herd them all or whatever, blah blah blah.We're back on board the Oz 9, and the crew is far more interested in their next cocktail than in, I dunno, SAVING EARTH OR WHATEVER. Although, I could murder a cosmo....You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
...2022-03-2125 minDeconstructive CriticismA Meal of Their OwnCor is starving to have an important conversation with Paul and Allison. Can they hold their attention or keep them from arguing long enough? Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin B. Lillis Cor - Tal Minear Written and Directed by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Featured promo: Oz-92022-03-2020 minDeconstructive CriticismWhere You Shouldn't Eat CrackersPaul and Allison recruit each of their best friends to lobby their case as to who should have to sleep on the couch. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin B. Lillis Chuck - Richard Nadolny Beyza - Nazli Sarpkaya Written and Directed by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Don't forget to vote for whom you think should have to sleep on the couch at https://dcritpodcast.com Featured promo: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason2022-03-0618 minDeconstructive CriticismSplit the CheckPaul and Allison have come to a consensus and are about to break the news of their big plans to Cor. Let's see how well this goes... Cor - Tal Minear Allison - Erin B. Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written and Directed by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Featured promo: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles2022-02-2019 minDeconstructive CriticismVegan OptionsCor decides to pull each of their parents aside to see if they can get them to actually sit down and talk. Will there be animals involved? Cor - Tal Minear Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin B. Lillis Written and directed by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Promo: Elaine's Cooking for the Soul2022-02-0623 minDeconstructive CriticismFriedThe Baxter-Ellis family has returned from the wedding but Paul and Allison haven't spoken to each other since. Let's see if Cor's master plan to get them to talk to each other works. Good luck with that. Cor - Tal Minear Allison - Erin B. Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written by Shannon Perry Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa 2022-01-2316 min
Oz 9episode sixty-seven: I haf been tinkering vis my shavink foamWe hope you all had a great holiday season. We didn't.Something blew up and it stunk like crazy, but we still have no idea what it was, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer's not talking. We're not sure if that's because he's guilty or in shock, but either way, we're not prying an answer out of him any time soon.You've been listening to
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
June Clark E...2022-01-0623 minDeconstructive CriticismThe Beyzally ShowIn the final between season bonus episode, Allison invites her BFF Beyza to join in on discussing... well, whatever they end up (or avoiding) discussing. Allison - Erin B. Lillis Beyza - Nazli Sarpkaya Written by David S. Dear Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo "Life Illusion" by Ketsa For more info visit https://dcritpodcast.com2021-11-2118 min
Oz 9episode sixty-four: Three rights and a leftThe original title of this episode bugged me, so I changed it. I can do that. If you're worried the power might go to my head, well, just wait until you see your birth certificate.This episode is a flashback in which random, weird stuff happens, just in case you were wondering if 2021 and 2022 were the weirdest history gets. You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Joe
David S Dear as Tiberius
Shannon Perry as Olivia
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and
Richard Nadolny is y...2021-11-0826 min
Oz 9episode sixty-three: You are a naughty little schatziYou thought your job was hard, imagine being Narrator (or Narrator 2, really) for this boatload of Twinkies. (Which, incidentally have still not shown any signs of decomposition in 2142, just sayin'.)If our Narrator makes it through his contract without developing a neurosis (or cirrhosis), well, it's not our fault.Avocado yogurt.... avocado yogurt....Stay tuned through the end to hear the MCCACEC Fight Song by the amazing Sarah Golding!You've been listening to
Eric Perry as Joe and Dr von Haber Zetzer
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
Sarah...2021-10-2432 minDeconstructive CriticismSalt Mama Said Knock You OutPaul and his best friend Chuck sit down to do a walkthrough episode of Zond Arsenal. At least they try to. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Chuck - Richard Nadolny Written and directed by David S. Dear Executive producers - David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-10-1710 min
Oz 9episode sixty-two: I sent him a hippotigrusNOTE: Listen to the end for awesome trailers!It's true many people complain that Oz 9 is not only NOT educational, it may in fact "leach information out of your brain as you listen." (thanks, mom — real nice)We beg to differ. Did you know zebras were once called "hippotigruses" (hippotigri? whatever)? Think of how much you've learned about plants and space and maths and fugu and Sweden!Anyway, if we're making you dumber, I think you know exactly what Olivia would have to say to that. Because that's ANOTHER THING YOU LEARNED....2021-10-0428 min
Oz 9episode sixty-one: The "tilslørte bondepiker" maneuverLOOK. I never said it would be the MORNING of September 19, I just said it would be ON September 19, so I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.It's episode 61, and incredibly, it seems our crew might have actually lost some brain cells over the hiatus. I swear, if there's a skull and crossbones on it, this crew wants to eat it, marry it, or at least put it in the garage next to something flammable.In this episode:
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
David S...2021-09-2023 minDeconstructive CriticismCalcium CarbonDaleIn this bonus episode Coral invites on a special guest, their BFF Dale, where they talk about being nonbinary. Coral - Tal Minear Dale - Brad Colbroock Written and directed by David S. Dear Executive producers - David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Consulting producers - Tal Minear and Brad Colbroock Theme music: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-09-1909 min
Oz 9episode sixty: Your breath smells of caramel and butterscotchThis one is a beast. Go to the bathroom, get some water, maybe load up on some snacks. Is your listening device charged? Get comfy. We have a lot to tell.This season, you've been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Richard Cowen as Leet and Percival/Tiberius
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, Joe, and Mr Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros and Glenda
Kevin Hall as G...2021-07-1157 min
Oz 9episode fifty-nine: Quality control. Also, nibbles.You've been awesome! No, really. I'd love to be able to reward your patience, but instead I just have an episode. I know it's not much, but I made it myself. One more episode to close out the season: are you ready?No. You're not. Sorry, but you are SO not ready.You're listening to:
Lee Shackleford as Pluto
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Iri Alexander as Julie
Aaron Clark as Ben
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Mrs Sheffield as Mrs Arris
Eric Perry as S...2021-06-1630 min
Oz 9episode fifty-eight: Spucked into saceWith just three episodes left in the season, is that a cliff I see ahead? With a small branch protruding from its face, just right for hanging?Things are moving along at a rapid pace, much like the Oz 9 isn't, and there are surprises, tears, laughter, warming of hearts, girding of loins, rending of garments, and possibly smoochies ahead.Oh, and you're gonna want to stick through the credits this time. YES, WE DID THAT THING WHERE WE PUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT AFTER THE CREDITS, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO LISTEN TO THEM ONCE IN A...2021-05-1827 min
Oz 9episode fifty-seven: But then I also say higgledy piggledyThis episode begins with a funeral, so you might want to have tissues handy.The production assistant was supposed to get hypo-allergenic flowers for the ceremony but managed to find hyper-allergenic ones, which not only make you sneeze, they cram themselves up your nose until you beg for mercy. The PA has been fwipped, so if you have even remotely appropriate experience, we're hiring.You've been listening to...
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Richard Cowen as Leet
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Eric Perry as Dr v...2021-05-0328 min
Oz 9episode fifty-six: Our future together is suddenly in doubtWe did a comic book! You'll hear us talking about the Kickstarter here, which is well and truly over, thanks for asking. Now just buy one and get them out of my garage? (https://oz9podcast.etsy.com)Here's a surprise: Jessie doesn't like comics. She says they're too colourful and she's never read one. I would have recommended she read them when she's not in a bad mood, but maybe that's what she's already doing?Anyway, you know the drill. You've been listening to these people. Gourd knows why.
Shannon Perry as Madeline...2021-04-1927 min
Oz 9Bonus Mission: *FWIP!* (Part 2)A rift in time and space causes 4 members of the Oz 9 crew to get pulled off the space ship (bringing the median IQ up significantly) and swapped with 4 members of the EMF (aaaaaaaaaaand we're back to where we were, IQ-wise).This is part two of a special two-part crossover with the hilarious secret agent comedy, Mission: Rejected. If you haven't heard part one yet, stop, put us on pause, go out, listen to part 1 on the Mission: Rejected feed (https://missionrejected.simplecast.com/), come back, take us off pause, because from this moment forward....I'd...2021-03-2839 minDeconstructive CriticismMatrimony vs. AcrimonyThe Baxter-Ellis family is at Paul's best friend's wedding. Coral brings a portable recorder and picks up more than they might have been prepared for. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Coral - Tal Minear Allison - Erin Lillis Farah - Sarah Rhea Werner Chuck - Richard Nadolny Elaine - Nikki Richardson Marisol - Melissa Medina Written by Shannon Perry Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme music "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-03-2829 minDeconstructive CriticismGroom vs. Gravy BoatWhile a debate rages on on whether or not to attend Paul's best friend's wedding there's another secret debate which you all get to vote on. Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written by Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-03-1421 min
Oz 9episode fifty-four: Remove the bejesus with fearAll the backstory you never wanted and then some. We find out some stuff about Le Bichon Frise, some other stuff about Donna, blah blah blah. Greg falls over at one point, so that's pretty funny. I'd say "sorry it's so late," but I feel like I ought to be sorry before I say sorry. So.... It's late. You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Joe
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
David S. Dear as Dr. Th...2021-03-0329 minDeconstructive CriticismConstructed vs. AssembledThe vanity is falling apart in Allison and Paul's bathroom and Allison is confident she can build a new one from scratch. Paul believes she can build a new one... from Ikea. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written and directed by David S. Dear Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-02-2811 min
Oz 9episode fifty-three: Where's Grammar Girl when you need her?The universe may be crashing around your ears, but as long as you know the difference between who and whom and how to scoop up a dangling participle, you'll be all right. It's kind of like knowing where your towel is.In this very special episode, a guest pops onto the ship and into Leet's arms, and for a few moments at least, all seems right with the world.A very few moments. And not really "right" so much as "slightly less wrong."Many thanks to our very special guest, Mignon Fogarty, educator...2021-02-1530 minDeconstructive CriticismMembership vs. Melt PointThe topic of the show gets thrown off a bit when a somewhat unexpected guest joins in. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Coral - Tal Minear Chuck - Richard Nadolny Allison - Erin Lillis Written and directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Featured Promo: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles2021-02-1421 min
Oz 9episode fifty-two: Everyone knows about böcklingDo you know how to disable an invisible alarm? Yeah, well, listen close; someone on our crew is about to tell you.Well, maybe... we're not entirely sure it works, so I don't know that I'd test it at the Louvre. Maybe Paddy MacDougal's Museum O'Naughty Limericks and Saucy Sea Shanties first. Just steer clear of the green milkshakes. Actually, that's a really good lesson for the Oz 9 as well.Anyway, here's the episode, it's late, and there are probably half a dozen limericks at Paddy's that could push it down and steal i...2021-02-0133 minDeconstructive CriticismSupport vs. SalesPaul and Allison put their old and new vacuum cleaners up against each other when Allison runs into a bit of a snag. Allison - Erin Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Coral - Tal Minear Phone tree - Jacque Dear Randolph/Randall - Eric Perry Written by David S. Dear Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Don't forget to vote on what they should do about these vacuums at http://dcritpodcast.com...2021-01-3116 min
Create Your Now Archive 7 with Kristianne Wargo1902 My Strength Is My Story with Shannon PerryAre you a warrior? Are you willing to go to battle for anyone but yourself? Shannon Perry shares strategies for living a knock-out life; all grace and guts! Shannon Perry is a wife of 16 years to David, a mom to her son Sean who serves in the United States Air Force, her daughter-in-law, Michelle, and grandmother to her two adorable grandsons, James and Julian. She hosts a weekly TV show, "Grace in High Heels" which airs on five television networks in over 100 million homes. Shannon is a recording artist and songwriter since the a...2021-01-281h 00Deconstructive CriticismM&Ms vs. I-TeethPaul and Allison decide to try their hand at going to see a really bad movie. Maybe that ended up being a really bad decision... Allison - Erin Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Coral - Tal Minear Written by David S. Dear Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2021-01-1713 min
Oz 9episode fifty-one: I look damn good in jodhpursThe crew aboard the Oz 9 are stalactites, holding tight to the ceiling in unexpected zero Gs, and the crew on the ground are stalagmites, who might survive if a crabby, oddly dressed ancient god decides to let them go.You know, same old same old.Oz 9 is back from holiday break, though why a crew that typically works a solid seven-minute day needs a break is yet to be determined. We hope you missed us as much as we very nearly missed that very important satellite. Hey, who needs news in this day a...2021-01-1730 minDeconstructive CriticismPicnic vs. PaintballSince Allison and Paul can't decide on a date without it evolving into an argument, they have the listeners decide where they should go on their next date. The suggestions are rather... interesting. Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written and directed by Shannon Perry and David S. Dear Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Don't forget to vote on what date they should go on at http://dcritpodcast.com/#Vote Featured Promo: The...2021-01-0318 minDeconstructive CriticismSex vs. SleepPaul and Allison are getting along really well this episode... a little too well, perhaps? Enough to drive Coral crazy. Coral - Tal Minear Allison - Erin Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written and directed by David S. Dear Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-12-2014 minDeconstructive CriticismDrunk vs. StonedAllison and Paul originally decided to compare beer vs. wine but things took a bit of a turn when Paul decides to change things up. And Coral is about to pull their hair out. Coral - Tal Minear Allison - Erin Lillis Paul - Carl G. Brooks Written by David S. Dear Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa Don't forget to vote at http://dcritpodcast.com/#Vote2020-12-0618 min
Oz 9episode fifty: M'Lady of Little Chadwick upon Bad PatterHumans on the receiving end of divine affections don't do so well, mythologically speaking. However, after having seen Donna in action, the smart money is on the homo sapien. Pluto better watch his gold lamé onesie, if he knows what's good for him.With this episode, we are officially halfway through Season 3 of Oz 9, so let's all take a moment to realize this crew of idiots has managed to survive this long. Well, apart from Matt, that guard in the tunnel, Lady Nibble-Biscuit, the mime, several thousand pod-occupants, 1/3 of Sweden.... never mind.As this gaggle o...2020-11-2231 minDeconstructive CriticismLitter vs. LandmineAllison brings a new resident into the home without consulting Paul (so he says) so he decides to retaliate without consulting her (he admits). Coral - Tal Minear Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Written by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-11-2214 min
Oz 9episode forty-nine: I'm soft, squishy, and covered in Hollandaise sauceI'd apologize for this being so late, but if you think about it, I gave you an extra 16-and-a-half Oz-free hours, which is, like, a decade in idiot years.It's been a long day aboard the Oz 9. You think bad decision making is easy — Doritos for dinner? Yes, please. Easy! Go for a run or drink chocolate milk with vodka? Vodka. Definitely. Easy! —and yet, it's exhausting. So, you'll get no apology from me, unless I come across one on my way to the couch. You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Donna...2020-11-0932 minDeconstructive CriticismSickness Vs. SandwichWhen you're trying to do a review of Colin's Sandwich Stop and someone isn't sure if they're up to the task or not. Must the show go on? Also, let them know what he should do about it at http://dcritpodcast.com/#Vote Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written by David S. Dear Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-11-0815 min
Gennev: Let's talk about menopauseGame on for the 50-plus with David StewartCulturally, we have this idea that life slows at 50. Children are grown and gone, we're looking into retirement, our days of doing new things and surprising ourselves are over. Life past 50, if you look at the marketing for this age group, is mostly about fear: fear over health, fear over finances, fear of the future. Nothing could be further from the truth, says David Stewart of the AGEIST. People in the 50-plus age group are doing all sorts of amazing things. Women especially are "figuring out life 2.0," says David. AGEIST's message is that culture and...2020-11-0453 min
Oz 9episode forty-eight: We only have three minuteRemember how there was that one week you were sick or maybe just on vacation but too poor to go anywhere? And you watched daytime TV, and even though you knew it was ridiculous and cheesy, by Friday you were desperate to know if little Suzy really was Armoire's daughter and if Aristato would find Nectarina in time to stop her from marrying ... I don't know, Ponderosa Jutjaw or whatever?Just stay with me, this is relevant.What I'm saying is, it's totally possible to get swept up in a story, even if the story...2020-10-2531 minDeconstructive CriticismThe Easy Way vs. The Hard WayThe Baxter-Ellis home has a crisis and needs help cleaning up their situation. They disagree on the solution and can't seem to wipe the slate clean. Deciding may be rough. It's not a cushy task. Vote which which they should go at http://dcritpodcast.com Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written by Shannon Perry Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-10-2513 min
Oz 9episode forty-seven: Chasing Lord LunchableWhat would you do if everything in your garden suddenly attacked you? Carrots shooting themselves at your eyes, radishes nibbling tiny, spicy holes in your ankles, kohlrabi shouting at you, probably in German, given how "kohlrabi" is spelled — does it seem German to you? just me? — and let's not even talk about what the watermelon is trying to do.Would you ever be able to eat a salad again?This is vaguely relevant to episode 47, but only sort of. Meanwhile, I'm going to have nightmares about cauliflower.You've been listening to:
June Clar...2020-10-1127 min
Deconstructive CriticismDreams vs. RealitiesAfter some lengthy... er, discussion Allison and Paul decide to get rid of some stuff. Pared down to just a few things can they agree on what stays and what goes? They may need some help deciding, which you can do at http://dcritpodcast.com. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written by Shannon Perry Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-10-1114 min
Oz 9episode forty-six: It's invasion of the body snackersProbably the most remarkable thing that happens in this entire episode is that Le Bichon Frise pronounces "assassinate" correctly. I know. We were pretty shocked too.It happens at the bottom of page 3, so if you just want to hear that and skip the rest, I don't suppose anyone would blame you.Oh, and there's a bit about a butterfly that's funny. You might want to stick around for that. Up to you.You've been listening to:
Iri Alexander as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
David S Dear as Dr. Theo...2020-09-2729 min
Deconstructive CriticismKoffee vs. CafePaul and Allison are starting to get the hang of this podcasting thing. So now they need your help making a coffee-based decision. Help them out by voting at http://dcritpodcast.com Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written by David S. Dear Directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-09-2712 min
Oz 9episode forty-five: Who doesn't love a decorative bunting?It's really late. The kind of late that keeps on getting later until it circles back round to early. When I'm this blurry and tired, I'm likely to say anything. Like how much more bearable life became on this ship with we busted Dr. Theo out of his pod. Geeky never looked so good....See, now what did I say? Stop with the questions and the "oooo tell me everything" eyes. Dr. Theo is extremely fond of his personal space, and that's all there is to it. So shut up. I'm going to bed.You're...2020-09-1330 min
Deconstructive CriticismPilot vs. ParentsThis is Paul Ellis and Allison Baxter's first recorded episode of this show where they are deciding what to review first. As you'll hear there are a lot of, shall we say, challenges throughout. They've been kept in the episode as they paint a much better picture. Paul - Carl G. Brooks Allison - Erin Lillis Coral - Tal Minear Written and directed by David S. Dear and Shannon Perry Theme songs: "Coffee" by Cambo and "Life Illusion" by Ketsa2020-09-1313 min
A Ninth World JournalNo Return Januae has finally escaped from the Endless Abode but can he escape his destiny? Written and produced by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. The voice of Januae was performed by David S. Dear. The voice of Cyunn was performed by Stephanie Tobin. The voice of Kliambala was performed by Shannon Perry. Music is Hitman by Kevin MacLeod at 2020-09-1212 min
Oz 9episode forty-four: It's very hard to do science in this positionIf you've been keeping up with the antics of that zany crew aboard the Oz 9-Have you ever considered taking up a REAL hobby? Like stamps or shuffleboard or knitting quilts or something? Or listening to Top of the Round, which is a much more sensible pastime?It's episode 44, and no one is any smarter than they were 43 episodes ago, and that includes you, since your brain is no doubt deteriorating at a much faster clip than it would have if you'd done Sudoku or whatever it is instead.Fine, go ahead...2020-08-3031 min
Oz 9episode forty-three: Found their fillings in a compost pilePerhaps you've heard about the mold that's eating radioactive materials around Chernobyl? And that scientists are considering insulating spacecraft and astronauts suits with the stuff to protect them from solar radiation?We're not imagining things up here. We're just ahead of our time.You've been listening to:
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet and Tiberius
June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Kevin...2020-08-1628 min
Oz 9episode forty-two: Escaping at a brisk walkSomething nefarious is happening on a golf course in French Lick, Indiana. Actually, several nefarious things. Well, OK, like, three... maybe four nefarious things, and then a whole bunch of naughty things. Look, we're losing the point here. Look, just listen to the episode. It'll be easier than me trying to explain it to you.You've been listening to:
Aaron Clark as Ben and le Bichon Frise
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Iri Alexander as Julie
Richard Cowen as Tiberius and Leet
Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
S...2020-08-0928 min
Oz 9episode forty-one: My kidneys go straight to voice mailWelcome back, space monkeys! We hope you enjoyed your six-week excursion ashore. Watch your step, the gangplank is slippery and also there's no oxygen out here, so look lively.Take your seats, please; we'll be setting adrift...sorry, a-sail again soon. No eating, please; we just got the toilets clean. And listen up for the security announcement. JK, there's no security to be had here, but do listen to the trailer for the awesome Relativity Podcast that happens at the end of the episode.Now. Where were we.....?You've been listening to:
...2020-07-1927 min
A Ninth World JournalFaster Raster Januae has continued to work with Elenandus' clave but has still not been able to procure any nanites. Meanwhile the Order has become aware of his location and Shoum grows impatient with Januae's delays. Written, produced, and directed by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. Januae is performed by David S. Dear. Kliambala is performed by Shannon Perry. Cyunn is performed by Stephanie Tobin. Ellenandus is performed by Mike Atchley. Shoum is performed by Dallis MacKenzie. Music is Hitman by Kevin MacLeod at 2020-07-0410 min
Oz 9episode forty: Be prepared to lose body hairIt's the end of Season 2, and our crew are still dumb, still in space, and still hovering at the edge of death. Thanks to all the zig zagging around the galaxy, they're nearly back where they started, and the forniculator still hasn't been fixed.So, if you've been with us for the past 39 episodes, well, you probably could have skipped this bit. Let's hope Season 3 is better.In Season 2, you heard from:
Iri Alexander as Julie
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
June Clark Eubanks as...2020-05-2430 min
Oz 9episode thirty-nine: From last cluck to a bucket of extra crispyEpisode 39 means one more until the end of Season 2, and where we're going is no clearer than the muck at the bottom of the bioswamp. But hey, you've gotten this far, you might as well stick with us a little longer. Eventually, it'll all make sense.Or not. Probably not.You've been listening to:
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber-Zetzer, Mr. Southers, and Howard
Iri Alexander as Julie
David S. Dear as Dr. Theo Bromae
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Tim Sherburn...2020-05-1027 min
A Ninth World JournalElder ChildJanuae follows the lead of the stranger they met in the valley and goes to find the Reverent Shoum, the outseer who he hopes will help him find a way to reverse the jaunting condition. Written, produced, and directed by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. The voice of Kliambala is performed by Shannon Perry The voice of Cyunn is performed by Stephanie Tobin. The voice of Januae is performed by David S. Dear. The voice of Shoum is performed by D...2020-05-0914 min
Oz 9episode thirty-eight: I forgot to untie the technicianLook, I've been up all night, and seriously the first person to speak to me may find themselves trying to pour coffee into a stump. Like, where their head used to be, not a tree, that was supposed to be sort of threatening and scary. Never mind.Make sure you listen right to the end as there's treats and stuff you won't want to miss. Oh, and Head 1 finally gets a name. It's ... epic. Really.You’re listening to:
Iri Alexander as Julie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Emily, and Buck
Kevin Hall as G...2020-04-2632 min
A Ninth World JournalA Ninth World Discussion with Shannon PerryFor this discussion I had the absolute pleasure of speaking with the inimitable Shannon Perry, creator and producer of the hilariously whimsical sci-fi comedy OZ-9. The show is a delightful British style audio-comedy featuring the Ninecompoops, a cast of inept characters commandeering (if you can call it that) a colony ship of wealthy aristocrats in stasis, trying their best to keep them and themselves alive. Well, maybe not their best... Shannon was kind enough to join me and ask some very interesting and insightful questions about the show. Give it a listen... much fun was had by...2020-03-2849 min
Oz 9episode thirty-one: Daydreams and teddy bear hugsI... we... they...Seriously?This is... It just... SERIOUSLY?You've been listening to:
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda and the Albatros
Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin, Buck, and Emily
Eric Perry as Mr. Southers, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber Zetzer
Richard Cowen as Leet
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline
Special thanks to guest star Sarah Golding as Mrs. Clara Sheffield
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
This episode is dedicated in loving memory t...2020-01-1229 min
A Ninth World JournalHomecomingNow that Januae has returned to the Durkahl, will he answer for his actions? Written and produced by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. The voice of Januae is performed by David S. Dear. The voice of Colred is performed by Kyle Decker. The voice of Bishop Kliambala is performed by Shannon Perry. Music is Hitman by Kevin MacLeod at http://incompetech.com For more information and transcripts visit http://ninthworldjournal.com Follow on Twitter at https://www...2019-12-2110 min
A Ninth World JournalRecoveryWritten and produced by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. The voice of Colred is performed by Kyle Decker. The voice of Bishop Kliambala is performed by Shannon Perry. The voice of Januae is performed by David S. Dear. Music is Hitman by Kevin MacLeod at http://incompetech.com For more information and transcripts visit http://ninthworldjournal.com Follow on Twitter at https://www.twitter.com/9thWorldJournal If you’d like to help support the show yo...2019-12-0708 min
Oz 9episode twenty-three: All of ze tings in zis vunI think the lesson to be learned from this episode is, if you ever attend a cocktail party at Dr. von Haber Zetzer's, maybe don't eat the appetizers.You’ve been listening to:
June Clark Eubanks as Glenda
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie
Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck
Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise
Richard Cowen as Leet
Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Mr. Southers
Shannon Perry as Olivia
And Richard Nadolny as your narrator.
Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott...2019-09-1526 min
A Ninth World JournalMissingIt has been several months since Januae has been seen in the Durkahl and the Bishop he reports to is getting concerned... Featured promo: Podcast Reviews Reviews Podcast Written and produced by David S. Dear. Based on the RPG Numenera by Monte Cook Games, LLC. Colred is played by Kyle Decker of Quest Friends Bishop Kliambala is played by Shannon Perry of OZ-9 Audio engineered by Kevin de Flitch Music is Hitman by Kevin MacLeod at http://incompetech.com For more information and transcripts v...2019-08-0310 min
Oz 9Bonus: Deep breath and follow the doorsIt's late, and there's an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn't going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people. After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid.Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal.You're listening to:
Richard Sherburn as Leet
Aaron Clark as Ben
Shannon Perry as Olivia and
Richard Nadolny as your Narrator
Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our COMIC BOOK a...2019-04-2812 min