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Late To The TableEp. 285 Air Force One: Who Kidnapped Who?Do I need to write blurbs anymore? I mean by now you like this fucking show or you don't, am I right? I think this is a pretty good one! It's funny, we mention the film occasionally. You know, the usual. Does Air Force One hold up in 2020 blah blah blah. Find ou. Listen. Do it you coward!
2020-08-311h 15Late To The TableEp. 284 Jurassic Park: Sean Bean-ingYou spend so long asking yourself if you COULD make Late To The Table you didn't stop to ask yourself if you SHOULD. The guys check out a classic while battling their own metaphorical dinosaur of zoom connectivity issues.
2020-08-171h 18Late To The TableEp. 283 Kill Bill Vol. 2: The Kennel ClubFill out your Late To The Table bingo cards, we're hittin' 'em all this episode! Bad business ideas! Strange tangents! In depth movie analysis! COME. AND. GET. IT!
2020-08-031h 23Late To The TableEp. 282 Kill Bill Vol. 1: Assassin Hot Or NotTwo dum dums talk about movies while the world burns down around them. Does Kill Bill hold up? Man I don't even know anything anymore.
2020-07-201h 19Late To The TableEp. 281 The Terminator: The Wayans ParadoxThe boys venture into James Cameron's cinematic den of thieves to see if the original terminator holds up.
2020-07-061h 16Late To The TableEp. 280 Ghostbusters: A Boo-tique IndustryThe guys manage to review the film ghostbusters without using the word "spooktacular". That's noteworthy. That's an accomplishment. Does ghostbusters hold up or is it dead on arrival? You know like, when you order a ghost...from the internet.
2020-06-221h 25Late To The TableEp. 279 Tombstone: Long-Term-Stealth-Geico-MarketingThere's no limit to the amount of nouns I could add to the title of this episode. Does the 1993 film Tombstone hold up...you know like how cowboys hold up things. Like stage coaches...or trains, I guess. BUT DOES IT HOLD UP AS A FILM?! Mike and Rich disagree! Will this conflict end Late To The Table as we know it?! Probably not because next episode we're doing Ghostbusters. See you then nerds!
2020-06-081h 01Late To The TableEp. 278 Nightcrawler: Joker White PrivilegeThe boys night crawl all over the moody, visually gripping 2014 film. They still manage to talk about a bunch of super hero shit. Don't worry. Check us out next episode (in two weeks) where we take a look at Tombstone. No, not the pizza. Not the Spider-Man villain. Yes that one. The movie one.
2020-05-251h 12Late To The TableEp 277 Jumanji: Hemsworth OR Gollum?The gang endures both a global pandemic and a mid 90s family movie. Does Jumanji hold up? Do CGI monkeys poop in the woods? Are all board games covered in butter? Find out now. Tune in next week when we're in for the Gyllenhaul and watch Nightcrawler!
2020-05-111h 06Late To The TableEp. 276 Good Will Hunting: David Blaine's Magic TearsThe guys turn in another strange pandemic episode and travel to Matt Damon's sacred realm. Tune in next week for Jumanji! Late To The Table babies!
2020-04-271h 11Late To The TableEp. 275 Furious 7: AOL Orbital BeamYou ever wake up in the morning and forget you have a podcast and neglect to upload it? Listen it happens to the best of us. I blame the pandemic! Can you believe this shit is episode 275? Crazy! Does Furious 7 hold up? How much rock could The Rock rock if The Rock could rock rock? FIND OUT BABIES!
2020-04-131h 35Late To The TableEp. 274 When Harry Met Sally: Les Stroud Would Do Well In Central ParkDidja miss us last week babies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows. It's the first ever remote episode of Late To The Table! Thanks Coronavirus! The gang watch the 1989 classic When Harry Met Sally and try to figure out if it holds up, if ANY rom coms are good, and if they're able to be as unpleasant in separate locations. Turns out we are! Whoopee!
2020-03-301h 24Late To The TableEp.273 Jerry Macguire: The Ol' Felt HandshakeDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows. The guys enjoy each other's company one last time and turn in a weird episode on the eve of their Corona isolation. Topics include everything but mostly The Munsters.
2020-03-1653 minLate To The TableEp. 272 The Usual Suspects: Lawyer HouseDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your audio shows. The guys turn in a classic Late To The Table Episode by examining a 90s classic. Does The Usual Suspects hold up? How problematic is the creative team? Who needs some good ideas for TV shows? GET THEM HERE. DO IT.
2020-03-021h 02Late To The TableEp. 271 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Roger Moore 2, more MooreDidja miss us last week dummies? If so, check out our new Dungeons and Dragons podcast Late to the Tabletop wherever you get your good, good audio shows. Austin Powers can't possibly hold up, can it? Can the guys turn in an episode that is inexplicable long? Is Austin Powers problematic or self aware? FIND OUT NOW you crazy diamond, you!
2020-02-171h 20Late To The TableEp. 270 The Great Escape (part 2): Pseudo Science Propaganda MachineWelcome to part two of our Great Escape episode. Emphasis on two. Like the number two. Like a number two. Like poop. Like how one of the hosts of Late To The Table almost pooped his pants during recording. Who could it be? Was it Mike? No...no probably not. Probably the other guy. Next episode in two weeks! We're going bi-weekly since our other podcast, Late To The Table Top, has launched and airs on our off weeks. Check it out wherever fine podcasts are consumed.
2020-02-0354 minLate To The TableEp. 269 Late To The Tabletop: Backdoor Pilot!We take a break from your regularly scheduled tomfoolery for something completely similar. Here it is! The long awaited inaugural episode of our Dungeons and Dragons podcast, Late To The Tabletop! If you like high fantasy, epic tales, and a bunch of weed and poop jokes then we have an episode right up your alley! It's like other Dungeons and Dragons podcasts, but you know, listenable. OH SHIT, shots fired! You can find future episodes by searching Late To The Tabletop on however you wrangle your podcasts or by visiting https://latetothetabletop.podbean.com/
2020-01-271h 29Late To The TableEp. 268 The Great Escape (part 1): Nick Cannon's Variety HourThe guys produce their weirdest episode to date by accident. Topics include what seems like hate speech, beastiality, and riffs on mid 2000s cable tv personalities. What the heck. What happened here today? Does The Great Escape hold up? Man, I don't even know who I am anymore.
2020-01-2051 minLate To The TableEp. 267 Fantasia: Impregnated by Yondu-Zeus...AgainThe crew continues to watch acclaimed films! Fantasia is one of the most critically lauded animated films of all time? Does it hold up or is it just straight nightmare elixir? Both? Neither? Find out now!
2020-01-131h 04Late To The TableEp. 266 Raging Bull: The VaporizerThe guys kick off 2020 with a barn burner of an episode. Does Martin Scorsese's 1980 opus hold up? It has to right? We're refocused! Good movies! Good times! Good...butts? Man I don't know. I ran out of steam.
2020-01-061h 04Late To The TableEp. 265 2019, A Year In Review: World Wide GriftsThe two handsomest men in podcasting take a minute to look back on their top and bottom 5 movies of the dumpster fire known as 2019. With eyes on the future, hope in their chest, and a song in their pocket they brace for the coming decade.
2019-12-301h 00Late To The TableEp.264 The Rise Of Skywalker: OG D2 And The Dirty BirdMike and Rich talk about Star Wars until their ears bleed and midichlorians leak out of their eyes. If it's not obvious enough, so many spoilers.
2019-12-232h 09Late To The TableEp. 263 The Santa Clause: An RTS Cyberpunk ChristmasThe gang comes upon the spirit of the season (gross) in the most unlikely of places: a Tim Allen film.
2019-12-161h 21Late To The TableEp. 262 Dr. Who: Time of The Doctor: On a Long Enough Timeline…The guys pander to nerds by engaging in the time honored tradition of BBC Christmas specials. Topics include the legal ramifications of being The Doctor and other sci-fi bullshit.
2019-12-0956 minLate To The TableEp. 261 Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: PornmiserIn the true tradition of Chris Columbus and John Hughes the gang spend the whole episode talking about the Mandalorian and pornography. Whoopsie do!
2019-12-021h 03Late To The TableEp. 260 The Polar Express: Reindolf AntlerThe gang reach new lows of hedonistic depravity by watching a FOURTH movie about trains in the snow! What levels of opulence will be reached in this modern holiday classic? I'm not sure. I'm too busy having exotic oils applied to my skin by virgin koalas.
2019-11-251h 14Late To The TableEp. 259 Murder On The Orient Express (1974): Murder GrouponOne day all this will pay off. One day you'll be on a quiz show and have to name as many movies that feature trains in the snow as you can. When that day comes. Think of Late to the Table. THINK OF US AND WEEP. Does Sidney Lumet's train classic Murder On The Orient Express hold up? Are we gonna have to watch The Wiz someday? FIND OUT EVENTUALLY!
2019-11-181h 00Late To The TableEp. 258 Anastasia: Princess DollarsTrain Snowvember inexplicably continues! Does the 1997 Don Bluth (ugh) film hold up? What are the extent of Christopher Lloyd's necromantic powers? Is this movie worth it from a financial point of view-for anyone-? Find out babies!
2019-11-111h 05Late To The TableEp. 257 Snowpiercer: Sauna HallwaysTwo desperate men watch the 2013 film Snowpiercer. Does it hold up? Was it good in the first place? Can they resist uttering the words "Captain America" while looking at Chris Evans' sexy, sexy body? I hope you choo choo choose to embark on this episode!
2019-11-041h 30Late To The TableEp. 256 Army of Darkness: Necronomicon HRThe annual October spooktacular comes to a close with the last movie in the Evil Dead trilogy! Does Army of Darkness hold up? How far does brand loyalty go? At what point in a horror movie do you just kill yourself? FIND OUT NOW
2019-10-281h 03Late To The TableEp. 255 Hocus Pocus: Incestuous Cat UniverseThe gang keep up their October Spooktacular by watching the beloved 1993 family movie Hocus Pocus. Just like all family films it features hanging, crime sprees, and yabbos. Late to the Table is committed to one upping this and spends half the episode talking about incest and Star Wars,all the while being gross and close minded. Whoops! Our bad! I blame a witch's curse! I'm blameless! This can't be my faaaulllltttt!!!!!
2019-10-211h 14Late To The TableEp. 254 Halloween: Dick Army, I Choose You!The Spooktacular continues! In their first sponsored episode the guys form their own baby sitter's club and pay homage to the glorious People's Republic of China/Activia Yogurt.
2019-10-141h 02Late To The TableEp. 253 Child's Play: Malcolm Galdwell's 10,000 Hours Of Skip-ItYOU IDIOTS. You fell right into our trap. It's the annual Spooktacular and you're stuck in it! Can you break the old gypsy's curse or will you be forced to listen to Late to the Table review four classic horror movies? FIND OUT BY LISTENING DUMMY.
2019-10-0759 minLate To The TableEp. 252 National Treasure: Nic Cage Blood MagicThe Boyz revisit the brief swashbuckling renaissance of the early 2000s. Can producer Jerry Bruckheimer do it again? And by it I mean recycle music from the rock and be misogynistic? WELL I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT. HUH JER? HOW DOES THAT SOUND? DOES IT SOUND OK?
2019-09-301h 15Late To The TableEp. 251 Bridge On The River Kwai: Ska Werewolves (pt. 2)It's a new rebooted era of the podcast with two new hosts! Listen along as Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland recount Bridge On The River Kwai in the grossest way possible. Apologies to all grandmas, local cats, and the estate of Alec Guinness.
2019-09-231h 15Late To The TableEp. 250 Bridge On The River Kwai: Ham Hock Christening (pt. 1)The guys celebrate episode 250 in style by watching the 1957 classic Bridge On The River Kwai. Looooks like we maaaaaaaaaaaaaade it!
2019-09-161h 01Late To The TableEp. 249 Pretty In Pink: Vignettes Of White PrivilegeThe gang don their 1980s hats and erotic undergarmets to watch the John Hughes classic Pretty In Pink. Does it hold up? What's John Hughes' track record on this show? I don't think it's good. He's no 2007 New England Patriots. Or 2018 New England Patriots...or 2016...or WAIT EVERY YEAR. THE PATRIOTS ARE GREAT EVERY YEAR. Suck it rest of the world! WOOO AMERICA, NEW ENNNGGGLLLAAANNNDDD! Next week: 250. Get into it.
2019-09-091h 14Late To The TableEp. 248 (500) Days of Summer: Brown Sound and Bear ClawThere may be 500 days of summer but this podcast is over an hour of Mike and Rich talking about pooping you pants. I'm so sorry. I don't know how this keeps happening…every few months.
2019-09-021h 09Late To The TableEp. 247 Juno: Safe, Consensual Ham-PlayThe gang tries to make fat stacks by watching a movie with a stacked cast on their podcast. Does the 2007 film Juno hold up? Why do people have such a strong reaction against this movie? What's the best way to have sex with a ham product? Find out? If you're into that kind of thing? I guess?
2019-08-261h 13Late To The TableEp. 246 Garden State: Thanks Obamamon!The guys begin another unmarketable theme month by looking into twee-indie--pop movies from the early 2000s. That's a mouthful. Does Garden State hold up? Why did everyone turn on this movie? Why is this episode as long as the film? Jesus.
2019-08-191h 44Late To The TableEp. 245 Revenge Of The Nerds: DagoBAAAAAHHoly shit. Have you seen this movie? Oh my god. It's the 35th anniversary of ROTN and it has not aged a day! Wow! This holds up so well! Its thoughts on gender dynamics are incredibly progressive! Revenge Of The Nerds is high brow and refined! It puts the culture in rape culture! Does it hold up in 2019. I'll give you a clue: it starts with "N" and ends in 85 "O's".
2019-08-1255 minLate To The TableEp. 244 The Mighty Ducks: MC Gainey Is A Gateway DrugAfter burning all their accrued good will with Hanks/Van Damme Month, the guys try to win back the slovenly masses with a crowd pleaser. Yeah you like that don't you? You idiots will listen to anything. Does The Mighty Ducks hold up? Find out as Mike and Rich flying V straight into your heart/pants!
2019-08-051h 05Late To The TableEp. 243: That Thing You Do!: Pearl Harbor Cannibal Beach PartyThe four weeks of Tom Hanks/Van Damme whiplash conclude! Is a movie that is directed, written, and produced by Tom Hanks as charming as he is? How weird do Mike and Rich get? Find out, you fucking coward!
2019-07-291h 18Late To The TableEp. 242 Timecop: High TimecopThe guys continue their deal with the devil by watching alternating Van Damme and Tom Hanks movies. Timecop: is it as bad as the title suggests? Does it accurately predict the future? We're never watching another Van Damme movie, right? RIGHT?
2019-07-221h 05Late To The TableEp. 241 A League Of Their Own: Oompa Loompa UnionizationIn an effort to make their podcast appealing to…anyone…Mike and Rich watch the 1992 baseball classic, A League Of Their Own. Does it hold up? How many big band montages is too many? Could Randy Moss fight the Taliban? Get into it!
2019-07-151h 11Late To The TableEp. 240 Bloodsport: Ghosts In The OceanThe guys say fuck it and watch a Van Damme movie. Could it possibly hold up? Topics include kitchen utensils of destiny, big foot, and dope rap names.
2019-07-081h 09Late To The TableEp. 239 Conan The Barbarian: This Is Why We're #3The LTTT boys go back to that deep, deep Schwarzenegger wellspring for one last delicious/meaty drop. For decades Conan The Barbarian was the standard action movies were held against. Does it hold up?
2019-07-011h 10Late To The TableEp. 238 Weekend At Bernie's: Chocobo EugenicsAfter spending the weekend at Bernie's Mike and Rich kick back, relax, and talk into a microphone about it for an hour. Topics include the same bullshit you're used to and asking if the movie holds up. Surprise!
2019-06-2458 minLate To The TableEp. 237 Fast & Furious 6: Dunkaroo Johnson and the Buff DucksThey boys are on hot streak of goofs lately while they've been watching a lukewarm streak of movies. Is Fast & Furious 6 the best Fast & Furious movie? Could Guy Ritchie direct an installment of the franchise? Are women still objectified? What if Guy Fieri was the creator of The Legend of Zelda? Why are some many dudes named Guy in this description? Heck if I know. Let's Go!
2019-06-171h 35Late To The TableEp. 236 Deliverance: Al Kkkaeda's Gator Wranglin'The guys take a break from watching Adam Sandler movies to watch a good movie. What is Deliverance all about? Is it good? Does this episode go sideways? Topics include banjo danger rating scales, how to get away with murder, and wearing skin suits of your friends.
2019-06-101h 13Late To The TableEp. 235 Punch Drunk Love: ZangriefingAdam Sandler movie month meets its inevitable conclusion! Does Paul Thomas Anderson's art house Sandler experience hold up? Is the Sandman talented? Why do we keep talking about The Avengers and animal STDs? It's a weird job but somebody's gotta do it! Late To The Table babies!
2019-06-031h 08Late To The TableEp. 234 The Wedding Singer: 1414 Carlito's WayThe gang continues Adam Sandler movie month and slowly descend into madness. Is The Wedding Singer too cute, or just cute enough? Does being Adam Sandler's friend make you employable? Don't you want me baby? Find. Out. Now.
2019-05-2752 minLate To The TableEp. 234 Grown Ups: Support Your Local JesusMike pretends that someone care about Adam Sandler movie month after last night's finale of Game Of Thrones.
2019-05-201h 29Late To The TableEp. 233 Billy Madison: Turgid Bird DickAdam Sandler movie month/period of time begins! Do Adam Sandler movies hold up or were we 9? Is his bad critical rap deserved or the by product of a bunch of up tight lame brains? Is Adam Sandler talented? Let's find out this month! Billy Madison, GO!
2019-05-131h 17Late To The TableEp. 232 The Land Before Time: The Dino WireWhen you walk through the garden of dinosaurs, you gotta watch your back because of the dinosaurs, well I beg your pardon, walk the straight and narrow track, if you walk with Dinosaur Jesus, he's gonna save your soul, you gotta keep the sharptooth, way down in the hole. The gang tries to get the bottom of Don Bluth once and for all while combating dinosaur racism.
2019-05-061h 04Late To The TableEp. 231 Avengers: Endgame: Chill Cabin(s)Mike and Rich spoil the most anticipated movie of the year.
2019-04-291h 38Late To The TableEp. 230 Dumbo: Howard Fuckface, Attorney At LawAfter weeks of subpar audio quality and quiet hatred for each other, Mike and Rich turn in a Late To The Table classic. Does Dumbo hold up? Did it warrant a remake? Is it 10 pounds of racism in a 5 pound bag? No, yes, yes. There. I just saved you an hour. You're welcome.
2019-04-2257 minLate To The TableEp. 229: Cool Hand Luke: What Title?Sometimes you forget the witty title you wrote down. Sometimes it's torrentially raining so you don't want to go out to your car to get your notebook to read said witty title. Sometimes you'll go back and edit this later. Other times you will not. Cool Hand Luke babies! Does it hold up? How gentile can a prison be? Who doesn't love a good banjo? Hit it!
2019-04-1555 minLate To The TableEp. 228: Do The Right Thing: Are Owls Mammals?The Late To The Table Crew "Do The Right Thing" and try to make up for last week's entourage themed April Fool's Day episode. Sorry! Does the "best movie" of 1989 hold up? ARE OWLS MAMMALS? Find. Out. Now!
2019-04-081h 18Late To The TableI Am Queens Boulevard! Ep. 40: The ResurrectionAttention females: We are crab people now. Enjoy this episode of America's favorite Entourage recap podcast. Now with even worse audio quality!
2019-04-0130 minLate To The TableEp. 226 Muppet Treasure Island: Lil' Young Squire TrelawneyTwo puppet enthusiasts check in on the 1996 Muppet movie to see if it holds up. It turns out the real treasure island is the friends we made along the way. Awwwww. So poignant!
2019-03-2556 minLate To The TableEp. 225 Enter The Dragon: Gillette Infinity BladeTwo idiots stumble through a bad episode of Late To The Table after getting their car towed and eating too much Chilis. Topics include the color brown and prostitution. Whoops! Sorry for any wonky audio, still working out the kinks to the new set up. See you next week! Please? Please don't leave us! Oh god it was only one week! We're sorry!
2019-03-181h 16Late To The TableEp. 224 Silence Of The Lambs: Storage WarslockAmerica's two most available podcasters check in to see if the 5 time academy award winner Silence Of The Lambs holds up. How great is Anthony Hopkins' performance? Is Jodie Foster covered in pheromones? What IS a cargo net? Find out now!
2019-03-111h 36Late To The TableEp. 223 The Birdcage: 2 Billion Jeb BushesAfter 223 Episodes of being gross dudes the guys finally let a woman into the guest co-hosting clubhouse. Is it a monumental moment for women's rights? Or is Late To The Table still just the worst? Probably that last one. But The Birdcage though! Right? Does it hold up? Give it a go yo!.
2019-03-041h 41Late To The TableEp. 222 Dallas Buyers Club: Grayskull Buyers ClubThe Late To The Table crew have a knee jerk reaction to watching Highlander and All Dogs Go To Heaven back to back. They instinctively start watching Oscar nominated movies for their own survival. As their lives hang in the balance our heroes venture boldly forward into the McConaissance.
2019-02-251h 15Late To The TableEp. 221 All Dogs Go To Heaven: Marmaduke, You Grim Slave MasterThe guys watch a dark, animated movie that scarred a generation and ISN'T Watership Down. Wowee zowee! Does the Don Bluth film hold up or is it just nightmare fuel? FIND OUT IF YOU CARE TO FIND OUT ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT. (p.s. audio gets better next episode. We figured out our new set up.)
2019-02-1847 minLate To The TableEp. 220 Highlander: Diaper GolemUPDATE 10:20 am: Audio massaging! Still working to get that sexy sexy sound. Two grown men make a mistake. Does the 1986 movie Highlander hold up? Is Sean Connery a peacock-cape wearing Egyptian? Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Find out!
2019-02-111h 17Late To The TableEp. 219 Remember The Titans: Cookbook Of The DamnedAmerica's two favorite sports experts weigh in on the big game while remembering the titans. Topics include being sexually assaulted by pokemon. Sorry.
2019-02-041h 10Late To The TableEp. 218 Big Fish: Eat Your Poop And Live ForeverIn their most meandering episode to date, the guys check up on the 2003 Tim Burton movie Big Fish while doing push ups and time traveling. For real.
2019-01-281h 31Late To The TableEp. 217 Cape Fear: FiveskinIn honor of Martin Luther King day the guys accidentally watch a movie with no black people. Whoops! Let's talk about history's 37th best Martin: Martin Scorsese. Does his 1991 remake hold up? Can he do no wrong? Can he do all wrong? Find out!
2019-01-211h 20Late To The TableEp. 216 Fast Five: Revenge Is A Fine SubclauseIn accordance with the prophecy scrawled on an ancient Sumerian tablet, the guys continue to work their way through the Fast and the Furious franchise. 5 down! Only a hypothetical infinite more to go!
2019-01-141h 28Late To The TableEp. 215 The Incredible Hulk (2008): Party Man vs. The Incredulous HulkHappy 2019 babies! The gang checks in on a forgotten chapter of the MCU to see if it hold up. They discover THINGS about CHARACTERS in PLACE. Check it!
2019-01-071h 23Late To The TableEp. 214 A Year In Review, 2018: Tragedy ParadeMike and Rich look back on the hollowed out husk that was 2018 and question everything they hold dear.
2018-12-3154 minLate To The TableEp. 213 Jingle All The Way: The Enemy Of My Enemy Is SinbadHappy Holidays loser! Is the late posting due to Mike forgetting it was Monday or due to holiday preoccupations? The world may never know! Blah blah blah does Jingle All The Way hold up blah blah? Arnold Schwarzenegger blah blah?
2018-12-251h 32Late To The TableEp. 212 The Muppet Christmas Carol: It's Been A Tough Year For RizzoTis the movie season to be joy and joyous! Santa's two worst elves check in on the muppet holiday classic to see if it holds up. Can man be redeemed? Is Rizzo ok? Does that nazgul need the atkins diet? FIND OUT FRIENDS!
2018-12-171h 14Late To The TableEp. 211 My Neighbor Totoro: Peak SawaThe Late To The Table boys are grump grumpasauroses and grit their teeth through a magical animated masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli.
2018-12-1049 minLate To The TableEp. 210 Home Alone: Police or Santa?America's most traditionally attractive podcasters check in to see if the 1990 Christmas classic holds up.
2018-12-031h 12Late To The TableEp. 209 John Wick: Yoda DafoeTwo intrepid dorks close out Neovember with a palette cleansing viewing of John Wick.
2018-11-2656 minLate To The TableEp.208 The Matrix Revolutions: Cloud Atlas Contact HighThe guys descend into the very pits of hell to see if The Matrix trilogy holds up. Topics include Blues Clues, Cloud Atlas, Jack Black, and more Blues Clues.
2018-11-191h 16Late To The TableEp. 207 The Matrix Reloaded: GroveringThe guys take their time and pull off a competent episode this week. Who saw that coming? Is The Matrix Reloaded as bad as you remember or is there something worth saving among the dregs of humanity?
2018-11-121h 20Late To The TableEp. 206 The Matrix: Novematrix!It's Neovember! Mike and Rich are willing to do "What it take" to find out of the matrix trilogy holds up! Week one: The Matrix! Marvel as two men drag their feet and do bits only to run out of time at the end of the episode, whoopsie!
2018-11-051h 37Late To The TableEp. 205 Hellraiser: Blood Bank Superman II SchemesThe guys close out their October spook-tacular by watching Clive Barker's Hellraiser, starring your Aunt Kathy and a bunch of jabronies.
2018-10-291h 02Late To The TableEp, 204 Dawn Of The Dead: Unequivocally, ProbablyThe dudes watch a ridiculous movie masquerading as a film with 93% on Rotten Tomatoes.
2018-10-221h 07Late To The TableEp. 203 Evil Dead II: Ent Pube NestRich is hung over from a Halloween party, Mike has to carry the show MORE THAN NORMAL! The spook-tacular continues with Sam Raimi's cult classic, Evil Dead II. Does it hold up? How do you survive the legal ramifications of a horror movie? GET INTO IT BABIES.
2018-10-1545 minLate To The TableEp. 202 The Purge: DoombaThe guys kick of their annual spook-tacular! Maybe watching a movie called "The Purge" on Indigenous Peoples/Columbus day is a little too on the nose. Topics include: Home Alone, death robots, Earthbound, and a bunch of other bullshit.
2018-10-081h 15Late To The TableEp. 201 West Side Story (pt. 2): Don't Marry Peepy DwarfWho will die in the stunning conclusion to last week's episode? Will it be the most obvious characters? I mean yeah, what do you want? Talk about fairy tales? Gummi Bears? Get ready idiots, here it comes!
2018-10-0158 minLate To The TableEp. 200 West Side Story (pt. 1): Make The Whole World ChatrouletteEpisode 200! One of the best musicals of all time! Topics include gross things that you're embarrassed to type.
2018-09-241h 19Late To The TableEp. 199 The Sandlot: 4th Dimension Of DildosOn the eve of their 200th episode, the boys watch the sports classic, The Sandlot. Does it hold up 25 years later? Why is there always a fat kid in these movies? How can we get to outer space? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED.
2018-09-1759 minLate To The TableEp. 198 Gleaming The Cube: The Quad-Venn Diagram Of Bad MoviesTheir backs against the wall due to viewer requested terrible movies, our heroes strive for greatness.
2018-09-1056 minLate To The TableEp. 197 The Devil Wears Prada: Fashion SerpicoDoes a movie from the far-flung year 2006 hold up in 2018? Are Mike and Rich just haters? Haters gon' hate, Stanley Tucci gon' great.
2018-09-031h 12Late To The TableEp. 196 Moonrise Kingdom: Ass-Tricks GaryThe boys put on their best pastel button downs and vintage suits to discuss the modern classic, The Matrix. Goddamn it. I meant Moonrise Kingdom. I always do that. We didn't have to talk about the matrix, we could have talked about other things, sports, girls who broke our hearts…The Matrix. Go go go! Get into it!
2018-08-271h 19Late To The TableEp. 195 Hoosiers: Pornhub StatisticsTwo professional entertainers meander and misled while vaguely talking about the sports classic Hoosiers. If you like gross tangents, boy are you in luck. Sorry.
2018-08-201h 14Late To The TableEp. 194 Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension: Hong Kong LeBronTwo nerds/dorks/losers watch the ultimate cult movie about brain surgeon/scientist/ninja. Does it hold up or fail the test of time? Find out my friends!
2018-08-1357 minLate To The TableEp. 193 Interview With The Vampire: Cam Pire's Camp Pyre CampireBrad Pitt and Tom Cruise may be vampires in real life. Those dudes don't age. Does the 1994 film Interview With The Vampire hold up? Can art direction save a movie? Blood boy take the wheel and listen up babies!
2018-08-061h 06Late To The TableEp. 192 Stripes: You've Got Yourself A Hell Of A Boss NassDoes the 1981 Ivan Reitman comedy Stripes hold up? Are the guys finally not disappointed by an 80s comedy? Can The charm of Bill Murray conqueror all? Listen and learn my friends!
2018-07-301h 05Late To The TableEp. 191 Pleasantville: Digital Trust FallYou wanna know what trust is? Trust is uploading an episode of your podcast that you know needed to be highly edited (because it was made by three gross dudes) without listening to it…right after your partner comes back from comic-con…and probably isn't functioning at 100%. Uh oh! Apologies in advance! Please direct all your hate mail to iraglass@npr.com!
2018-07-231h 28Late To The TableEp. 190 Weird Science: 1980s BlackfaceThis episode was suppose to go up next week! We flipped 'em! You were suppose to listen to an episode on Pleasantville. YA'LL HAD NO IDEA. Just wait until this is a trivia question jeopardy someday, ya bums. Does the John Hughes' Weird Science hold up? Is Anthony Michael Hall the worst? FIND OUT NOW!
2018-07-1647 minLate To The TableEp. 189 Kindergarten Cop: Keyser Soze Of The Hamster WorldThe guys get more off topic than normal while they check out the 90's comedy Kindergarten Cop. Topics include cartoon spin offs and Middle Earth sex moves.
2018-07-091h 21Late To The TableEp. 188 Say Anything: Sephiroth Dodo BirdTwo men watch a movies from the 80s and talk about it. It's a banner week on Late To The Table! Topics include trunk based activities and remembering to buy nice pens for your friends.
2018-07-021h 24Late To The TableEp. 187 The Gospel Of Mark: Messiah-BlasterA joke gets out of hand and the gang ends up reading the bible. Does it hold up in 2018? Is it the greatest story ever told? Will Sequel's Month ever end?
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