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Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedYacht Club RejectsThe “Finger” LakesAll Good HereA Headline Waiting to HappenThe Poop CruiseWhat Does Flip Really Mean?Attempted MurderSaint WaterHey, Stand Up! Barely Moving on the Delaware RiverDon Hates the WaterSails & SheetsTap Dancing With Your MouthThe Epstein CruiseOh, She’s 112025-07-1357 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedKissing & TellingA Little Too Familiar Send in the ClownsBicycling in LéonMexican Salsa HotWanna Go Steady?Pushed Him Too FarTreating Football Like a Street FightI’ve Lost More Fights Than You’ve Ever Been InThen We Became Best FriendsA Cone of SilenceSister of Mercy for Young BikersA Simple Understanding of Physics 2025-06-221h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedConcert FlashbacksThis week we took it back to the 1970's to discuss our first concerts, and some of Taylor's most recent performances. If You Don’t Know It, Don’t Play ItThe Chapel Hill Jubilee What Do You Believe In?Frank Zappa and The Dripping ColorsI’m Your Vehicle, BabyParliament’s Funkadelic Spaceships Dolores is Taylor’s Biggest Fan!Jackson Brown’s Never-ending Encore2025-06-1452 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedA First Time For EverythingSummer is HereNo Paint NeededMy First Show35 Cent ShakedownHow the Mason Family Does ItI Loved Making Maps! Jesus’ Two-Page ResumeDon’s First LaughsShe Changed :/ Persona non grataCan You Imagine? The Steel PlowThe Science FairI Hardly Remember ItAn Acquired TasteGetting Away With Murder?A Cliffhanger2025-06-011h 12Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedAnd The Band Played OnToo Early for the BoysWho Are All These Old People?Throw Them All In The MicrowaveInfantry is the Queen of BattleWhere Are All The Women?Crowd Work In Trouble At the BankComedy Runs Like WaterBecoming a Cartographer...Funny Funny GermansADD Something FierceQuestionable Science TeacherIs This Play About Us?Drum AnticsBobby Keys & Loen Russell CollabPianos and Puppets2025-05-251h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThere’s No Dying in BaseballOur featured guest is Leon Davidson who was called up into the Twins farm system when he was too young to legally play, but old enough to get drafted by Uncle Sam. He’s still playing fast-pitch hardball 6 decades later.When it Comes to Baseball, He Never StopsShoeless Joe JacksonAll Thanks to The PopeWrigley Field is the PeakThe Pittsburgh Pirates1969, Not a Good YearThe Greatest Announcer of All TimeRon Davison = Leon DavidsonDon’t Ask Your DadAnd He’s Still Playing!Chance for DingersDream Baseball TeamDucking Short StopIn Memoriam Baseball CardLet’s Go, Let’s Go NowDon...2025-05-181h 11Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedNever Let You GoFalse StartCicadas V. Wasps“Flaurs?”A Politically Incorrect Little BellIt’s a Big BurgerInvitation to MurderThe Greatest Gift You Can GiveSound of PleatherThe Nineteen HundredsOh Steve…Where Are The Cats Buried?NSFWDave’s OOTDs Why Are We Sweeping Sidewalks?DM8Anything is a Step Up2025-05-111h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedA Horse With No NameYou Bought it for Your Dog?A Chocolate Bandit I’ll Take Care of The CatsTaylor’s Ode to Horses“Hey Why’s That Boy Wearing a Pea Coat?”Dave Out-Grossed Us AllTruth TellersA Rock?!?Let The Music Bring You BackPerformer to Teacher PipelineJohn DarkCovered Bridges & CornfieldsAs Good As It GetsAll Over The MapShaking Secretariat’s Hoof2025-05-041h 04Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedCripple BallShout Out to NJ Fire FightersThose Darn LeavesWhat’s a “Spinnit”?A Big, Round CornerA Double HitNo Wicking AllowedDave’s Million Dollar IdeasHe Doesn’t Even Know the RulesBarrel Rolling Into The NetYa Gotta MulchSurfing on a Roomba New Jersey Geography Lesson2025-04-2752 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThe Real HeroFeaturing a special guest today, a lifeguard for 20 years, a firefighter for another 32, Bill Bischoff has committed his life to public service and First Response. On the scene as a Firefighter, Engineer, Public Information Officer and, finally, Battalion Chief, he’s a true and real hero in Southern California, where he grew up, raised a family, and continues to heighten fire-prevention awareness in the community.The Original California BoyPranking the TillermanFrequent FliersLifeguard to Fireman PipelineBaywatch BillA Crabby Housewife...2025-04-201h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedUnsettling In Psychedelic Schmaltz A Sneak Peek of James Taylor’s Childhood Home What’s Goin’ On in Greenville, NC? Long Lost Structures of Our Childhood Better Living Through Chemicals The New Kid in Town Codeword: Mango This is Why You Aren’t a Detective Escaping to North Carolina Introducing Cub Scouts to Crack Whores  2025-04-131h 08Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWriters on the StormReaders Digest HaterJust Shoot Me ft. Don WoodardLet’s Break StoriesHypothetical Shrimp SagaIt Was a Good Line!! Live Audience LoreHalf Hour Comedies“No I’m Not”The Real Story is Behind the ScenesPlumber DaveThe Animal Awards! Clam JokesYou Can Never Have Enough Material2025-04-061h 08Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedMarch Madness - Pool's GoldWe’re joined today by Dale Pelletier, aka The Humble Commish, started his Tourney Time March Madness pool in 2013 with 30 players. By 2018 it had reached 115 participants. This year, his multi-media mix of pop culture, cocktail recipes and deep dives into hardwood history entertains 321 hopeful hoops bracketeers.Subscribe to the Humble CommishSpring BakeThe Humble CommishMishawaka StateUCLA’s 88 Game Winning StreakThe Year Was 1977Too Emotionally InvolvedThe Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?!Is This Rudy?Living With The O-LineGen PopWhat UC Irvine Could Have BeenDoin’ it for YucksCatch the Commish BSLame BrainCSNY Beating Nixon2025-03-301h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPlanes, Trains & Internets of WonderIf It Bleeds, It LeadsTrain Sets & Their PeopleI Got You BabeCalifornia ZephyrWoody Allen in a PanicWrestled to the Ground at TSAAirport DrunksReducing My Life to Stephen Hawking’sAs Long As They’re Not SingingDave’s Big AnnouncementFighting WordsHow I Met Your Mother2025-03-2359 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedNavigating Nuns & 9-11Today we're joined by Brian Sullivan, Brian is the kind of guy that knows a lot about a lot of things, with a childhood spent in Chicago and Oak Park, IL that’d make Slippin’ Jimmy blush – if you’re a fan of Better Call Saul. Brian left the mean streets of Oak Park for Indiana University and attended the school during Bobby Knight’s heyday. Under the spell of The General, Brian was commissioned into the Navy, served our country for 9 years, then took his piloting skills to the commercial airlines for over 30 years. Now he’s living the dream – re...2025-03-161h 18Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRead the RoomDon’s Trip Around the WorldA Shout-Out to Those We LoveLUCYYYYYYYYYYPTO...Do They Still Do That?30 Minutes of Sweet CarolineChristian Pick-up LinesFirst Dates at a Comedy ShowIconic Budweiser CommercialsI Can Hear You! Discovered in the Crowd, Every Heckler’s Dream!2025-03-091h 06Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedAnd The Winner Is... A Rough Start Honoring Lynne Marie Stewart  The Playhouse Popcorn & Snickers Known for Comedy “If They’re Gonna Make Movies Like That, I’ll Go!” 13 Oscars A Deep Dive on Biopics  Pulled a Muscle Watching Substance How Much Does An Oscar Weigh? Taylor is Unimpressed The Nuclear Option2025-03-021h 04Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedYou Can't Make This Stuff Up Looking for My Chihuahua  You Know They Were Stoned The Shadow of Paul Simon Party & Bill Murray Taylor, The Hall of Fame Check Out His Bell Bottoms Come Out For The Team, Son! Trying to Make Stuff Up  Opening Act to Opening a Hardware Store He Doesn’t Even Know The Words We Don’t Call This Stealing2025-02-241h 12Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSBLIX, SNL50 & S’moreThings Philly Fans Do for 400 E-L-G-S-E-S, Eagles! Beta Blockers for the Big GameA Huge Part of Our CultureThe Quality LaughThanks Old Man...More Cow Bell Second City v. GroundlingsHomer Freakin’ SimpsonWhat Was She Using You For?2025-02-161h 01Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSNL Turns 50One Degree of SeparationGo! Get Out of Here!“Unknown Caller”An Ode to Chris Farley Lorne Michaels is a GeniusI Hope He Makes it to SNL“What’s Up With That?”The Shit SheetThere’s Still Work For CartographersAnother Groundling! I’M FIFTY! The Legend of Bill BradskeyPre-PC2025-02-091h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedBig Game, Big Stage, Big Bucks Pop Quiz  Mr. Showbiz There’s Your Sitcom Super Sunday!  The AFL Rebels The Original Halftime Show They Should Do This Every Year Don’t Poo-Poo Baton Twirling  Scarley Johanson We Get It, Gronk is Stupid!!  Budweiser Frog Freeze Dad’s Going to Have a Super Bowl Ad!  Nobody Knows Anything Augie IV Let Us Down 2025-02-021h 09Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThe Tracks of Our YearsToday, we are pleased to welcome back Brooke Chapman Correll, who was last on Stories Unlimited recounting our early days together in the advertising business and kicking around Chicago. Still young, but much wiser, Brooke is a branding consultant who works under the moniker, Killer B. Communications.   She’s a fan of music and moving.  And by moving…I don’t mean like Archie Bell & the Drells, who could dance just as good as they walked. I mean Brooke was an army brat and a career brat, and has lived in more than 20 places across this...2025-01-261h 18Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFandemonium*You’re Gonna Pump My Gas One Day* Do They Drink Coffee in Brazil? Oh To Be An Eagles Fan… “You Can’t Do That Here” Dave’s Superstitions  The Ultimate Cubs Fan Are You Proud of Yourselves? I’ll Give Ya Five Bucks 🤝 A War In The Stands The Golden Tee  “WOODARD GOT A HIT!!!” Inspiration for the Windsock2025-01-191h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedInside the CockpitIntroducing our guest, Max Drake - After graduation from North Carolina, Max moved to San Francisco for a year and worked  as a bartender. He joined the United States Coast Guard, where he trained to become a fully qualified Deck Watch Officer on a Coast Guard High Endurance Cutter, and then transitioned to aviation.  Max flew Lockheed C-130’s in the service and was hired by American Airlines in 1990. He retired in 2024 as a Boeing 737 Captain. Thank You First Responders Jet-setting Through Carolina Birds in the Engine From Bartender to Pilot  Getti...2025-01-121h 21Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedIn the Year 2025 28 Day Sojourn Dave’s Big Resolution Hackers Beware!  Guaranteed Anesthesia Over Prepared with Taylor Mason Snide Remarks at the Gym A Headline Waiting to Happen We’re All a Little Worried “I don’t want to freak anyone out…” The Real Jack Black? Down Goes The Christmas Tree!  Decorating with Love & OCD  Sympathy Boot Club 2025-01-051h 06Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedChristmas Crazy All Hail the Football Hall of Fame A Little Football Trivia Dave is an Encyclopedia  Friday Night Fights Where Are The Superballs? “There Must Be a God Because There’s Christmas” The Cinema Pretenders to The Throne Too Excited for Christmas This Land Was Made For Me Not You! Must Watch: Bad Santa  2024-12-221h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThe Drones Are Coming! Does It Get Any Colder Than Alberta? The Lore of The Giant Drones What’s in a Name? He Could Hold Incredibly Still Not Too Far From a Mill  Disheveled With a Bag of Puppets Brothers From Different Mothers Kasey With a “K” Seeing Double Phillies Trivia  Drones < Reindeer  2024-12-151h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedA Finger in My Soup​What Kind of Fireplace is That?PJ PartyA Tsunami of Grease Dinners on UsGOLGAT at RedimaxSituational Asperger’sPonzio’s > RomeDIY SteakhouseCut Your Tie OffThe Greatest Mic Drop of All Time 2024-12-081h 08Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedTurkey Daze Green Pilgrims  Bags of Sugar & Heart Medicine Too Many Alewives Break That Scale!  Don’t Ever Cross Disney “We Have to Go”  Yosemite Sam < Tutti Meet the Steen’s Twelve Pounds of Terror 2024-12-011h 10Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedJust Our Imaginations A Story With No Punch Line Big Fans of The Big Short Strat O’Matic Mania The Movie In My Head Masonadome “Every Week I Feel More Normal”  Taking It Out On The Little Soldiers New to Bicycles  A Spoke Hole In My Head We All Have A Fran Wiliams A Potluck of Stories 2024-11-251h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedIt's a Thin Line... All The Necessary Tools The Mighty Persuaders “Do You Think I Don’t Have a Radio?” The Shangri-Las = Taylor Swift What Does Tom T. Hall Love? Opening Up For America Don Hates to Hate Before it Was Cool!!  I Owe It All To The Cat In The Hat Circling Back to Body Count Love or Hate Trader Joe’s  2024-11-171h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSilver Linings Play Boot Karma For Trying to be Healthy Unveiling of the Knee Scooter On His Way to the Hall of Fame Taylor Mason’s Sympathy Boot Dr. Slate Did My Knee Surgery Two Reunions, One Night Wedding Recap OAA: Mystic Pizza 3 Adults, 2 Dogs & 1 Studio Apartment Sneaking Out Of The Denver Airport Hot-tub Wedding 2024-11-1059 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedStranger in a Strange LandA rewind into our travels! Where on Earth is the Sortie Train Station? Let’s Go Europe Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods Take Amsterdam Paranoid in Amsterdam Election Day in Greece 14 and Alone at The Playboy Club The Best Workout in Rome I’ve Eaten Peaches Older Than This Money East Berlin in the 1960’s Documented by Taylor’s Uncle Ben Finally Seeing the World in Color 2024-11-0352 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedLive by the Gun & Roam Sympathy for CVS Workers Thursday Night in New Jersey The Rabbi Killer  New Jersey Devil Bada Bing! 23&Me, The Ultimate Crime Stopper The Run of Laurie Dann “Taylor, Help!” Maybe There’s More to the Story Bodies in a Mine Shaft 2024-10-201h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPoignant & Pigskin Baseball Woes First Date Streaker Museum of American Trash Accidental Threat The Fighting Fetus NJ Football is Adorable  Showing Northwestern How To Win!  400 Drama & Journalism Students Irreversible - Taylor Mason 2024-10-131h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFlood in the Mountains The Perfect Storm Don’s Long Awaited Update Please Don’t Forget Us Where Were You When… Do You Know Where Your Kids Are? Ignore the Crazies Dave Jinxing Chicago Hug Yourselves If you'd like to donate to those affected by Hurricane Helene and the floods in Western North Carolina, please check out these links. Compass Cares Project Hope: offers a 3x match Beloved Asheville: Venmo: BeLoved-Asheville  Hearts with Hands 2024-10-061h 04Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWhen In Doubt, Zigzag! What is Pinking? Zagnut Bars at The Concession Stand Battle of the Thread Spools  Puppets-in-Action The Origin of “Break A Leg” “Hey Brad, Where’s The Art Bag?” The Allure of Food Stylists  How to Direct Pets & Children Back To The Video Village Behind The Scenes of Taylor’s Attic Check out Taylor Mason’s New Special on DryBar Comedy 2024-09-291h 00Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedKiller Breakfasts A Raisin Bran Ballad  Pigeons on Clark  Bacon Grease Connoisseur Banana Burps Short Order Cooks Sloppy Seconds Busboys v. Dishwashers Visions of Cheerios Dance Through My Head Diabolical Coffee Drinker The Key-Bowl-Pac Racist Cereal  The Ultimate Cliff Hanger 2024-09-221h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSaturday Morning Fever New Jersey Geography Lesson Simpatico Journalists  Fractured Fairytales Puns Soaring Over Our Heads Little Red Riding Hood > Fractions The Many Versions of The Flintstones Chester Cheetah’s Origin Story The Was No Mrs. Quest How Can We Hypnotize These Kids? Don’s Ditties ALVIN!!!! “I don’t have to go to church, I’m watching Davie & Goliath” 2024-09-151h 01Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedAutumn in New Jersey Velociraptor Claws Critical Santa Theory Horrifying Live Nativity Scene DelMarVa Party in The Pine Barrens The Creamsicle Man “Get Out of My Court Room!” Where Are Cranberries Grown? 2024-09-0847 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedI'm Not Your Puppet Best Place to Have a Heart Attack Russian Roulette with the Pill Box Ventriloquists Rule the Gym Troubling Man on the Flight  Shut Up, Romeo Ventriloquist on the Radio  Cecil the Sea Dragon Shout Out to Sherry Lewis Who is Tailing You?! Good Ole Magistrelli  No…Just Texas The Popcorn Plan Saturday Afternoon Mayhem  2024-09-011h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSleeper Madness Snoring Bandit  Counting Football Plays Instead of Sheep This Is My Worry Period Who Ransacked The Kitchen? Hey Son, The Towels Are Fine!  The Anti-Motivational Speaker What Sleep System Are You Currently Using? PLEASE DON’T BUY THAT MATTRESS Acreage on a Mattress Puppy Dreams & Squirrel Break-ins 2024-08-261h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFlickering Blue Babysitter Attack of The Black Bears Not Safe For Pets Name That Tune Gilligan’s Island x Budweiser Crossover Don Is NOT The Skipper The Famous James Bond Attache Bonding Over Hogan’s Heroes Just Thinking About Bob Hope “I Thought He Was With You…” Discussing Stocks With Bob Hope 2024-08-181h 10Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedOh, The Places We've Been Taylor’s Ode to Gatlinburg Big Al to Big Stubby The Biggest Concrete Pool in The World What $100 Will Get You in NYC Big Name Acts @ The Rickshaw Inn Who Orders an Orange Julius? Where Is Julie Lombardi Now? Asking Charlie Manuel The Tough Questions Getting Bill Russell’s Autograph HE BURNED THEM? Producer Appreciation :)  2024-08-111h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThey Only Steal Our Good Cars A&W Employees and The CIA Asbestos Falling All Around Nobody Puts Donnie in the Trunk All Tina All The Time “It Didn’t Drink Oil, It Chugged It” Eggy Rambler Good Times in The ’68 Camaro  License to Steal Cigarettes & Purple Lipstick Don Got Got Part II 2024-08-041h 11Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFaster, Higher, StrangerThe Situation Comedy Turning Point in the Olympics Dave @ The 2028 Los Angeles Olympics Dodging Car Lights & Curfews  The Macrame Disaster Taylor’s Pickle Ball Rant Baguettes & Berets  The Fosbury Flop Blindfolded Boxing Red Rover, Red Rover…Taylor Please Don’t Bodyslam Me!  Greasy Goose (??)2024-07-281h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedDewey, Fixum & Howe Harry Caray’s Cameo Savannah Bananas Globidy-Glob Machine  Trading Jokes for Carpentry  We’re Both Giggling!  How ‘Bout a Retractable Roof And Out of the Corner of My Eye… The Snake Lady Mouse Saber  When Getting Innovative Goes Wrong 2024-07-211h 13Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedA Little Summer Sumpin' New Jersey State Uniform Stairway to Heaven Remix All We Did Was Sing & Argue A Deeper Dive Into Lyrics V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N “I’m Not Real” Livin’ the Life of the Flinstones! Only Man With A Flugelhorn  John Records Landecker & Wolfman Jack GLITTER! 2024-07-161h 04Stories UnlimitedStories Unlimited"Shop" is a Four Letter WordWhat is Smokey The Bear’s Middle Name? The Very Best Stage Green Giant v. Birds Eye Sacrificial Vegetables  He Wears Chubbies Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake Theft on Aisle Three!  The Real Reason Taylor is in Alaska Husband’s Lost at The Grocery Store Two Headed Car Salesman Give Amber a Raise2024-07-071h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedAn Ode to Dads Boys Day Out in Philly My Dad The Stoner “There’s Nothing Worse Than Duke University” The Disastrous Dad Good Cop v Bad Cop Wimbledon Winner DnD Bringing us Together Playing Beer Pong With The Children The Schoolmarm Secret Weapon: Our Cool Dads One Man Resource Center The Sibling Benefit  2024-06-241h 11Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedGuess Who’s Coming To Dinner Super Dave Osborne's Biggest Fan Fallon is Derivative of Allen Who Brought Losing to Philly? Slowest Pitcher in The League The Heiress of Mister Softee Warning: Don’t Explore the Rainforest  What Do Joan of Arc, John Deere & La Tortuga Have in Common? Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh 2024-06-091h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRecipe For Disaster Slicing & Dicing with Don Woodard  The Infamous Duck Dinner A Cake a Day Keeps the Doctor Away Cook It, and Just Keep Cooking Call 911, The TV is On! Dad Served Us Medicine!  Down That Gort Yorkshire Pudding v. Beanie Weanies GLGAT Saturday Morning Hack 2024-06-021h 09Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRollin' & Stumblin' Two Passed Out Raccoons & a Bottle of Vodka A Ventriloquist on The Radio Taylor & His Puppet Sticking to the Script Wanna Go Steady? Irish Invasion Mr. Schnell’s Ultimate Payback At Sea With Disney 2024-05-281h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSummer is Coming The Land of Summer Camps Summer is Here When the Red Lights Appear Gotta Have The New Oldsmobile “Precision Lawn Mower 4th of July Shenanigans” Your Potholes Were Filled By A Ventriloquist  Bricklayers, Not Great At Directions Summer At A Military School Frog Phobias & Campus Squirrels Don’t Let Dave Park Your Car Thinkin’ Summer in March Blooper Moment 2024-05-191h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedNo Way Out Cheers to Grave Expectations! “To be Mortal You Need Not be Eternal” Inviting the Grim Reaper to The Reunion An Ode to Tony A Dress Rehearsal For My Funeral Reunions & Zoom Calls Realizing You Aren’t Bulletproof  Sum Me Up in a Song Don’t Think Too Hard About Cremation Don & Dave Aren’t Familiar with Mamma Mia What Are Fog Horns Even For? 2024-05-121h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedBuzz Cuts & Sports Clips IlliNOISE Are You a Moe, Curly, or a Larry? The Bazookaverse There Was No We We’re Gonna Die, Little Brother Baseball Cards, The Original MLM Dave 2024-05-051h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedUnintended Consequences Are There No Apples In The Stores? Shotgun Eddy Indian Guides; A Loophole To Gambling  “You Might Not Want To Share This With Mom” A Sacrifice To The Chameleon Gods These Kids Played Us As Fools Guitar Man!!  “Don’t Mind If I do” How Don Blew His Chance with Cindy Crawford Skydiving With A Death Wish “Drop The Puppet!” 2024-04-301h 12Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFor Sale: White Bronco The Men Are Keeping Up With The Kardashians  Six Degrees of Separation The Infamous Oil Smudge  David Zonies Scores The Game Winning Touchdown Barefoot in the Bank FSBO Paul’s Golden Watch A Little Jumpy For My Taste!  ISO Panko  2024-04-141h 00Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFish Out of Order How to Nail The Joke WGN Studios Farm Show The Rodney Dangerfield Technique  A Peak Inside The Writer’s Room Mutinies on the High Sea > Litigation  USV, Majoring in Jungle Warfare  Luck of The Draw at Court  Something About a Tux Mercury on Route 83 2024-04-071h 04Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedDumbemployed The Hound Dog Who Thought He Was a Raccoon And His Daughter’s Name is Caroline What do Mink Coats and Dolphins Have in Common? It’s Only Money Stiffing the Newspaper Boy Bathing in Poison Ivy “I’d Skin A Buffalo For a Free Lunch” Stairway Outta Perkins  Don, The Storm Chaser The Funniest Guy in Jacksonville Dave’s Alter Ego; Burton Booty  “Neckalarpacy”  2024-03-311h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedYou Gotta Have Passion ISO: Chinese Restaurant Trisha Yearwood’s Favorite Comedian, Taylor Mason Opening for Little Elvis  Burt Hoss With That Chicago Charm “We’re All in The Entertainment Business”  He Outlived the Latin Casino  Chaos in the DJ Booth Dave’s Famous Mick Jagger Routine  Hide the Corkscrews A Quick Four They Never Even Knew I Was Gone Book Rec: Irreversible by Taylor Mason  2024-03-241h 09Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSuperstitious? Or Just Plain Crazy? Did the Heels Have Cleats?  Don’s Lucky #13 Superstitions on the Mound The Fab 5 & Their Extra-Long Shorts Dave’s a Lefty to His Core Cutting Ties with My Daughter During College Basketball Season “You’re Out of Your Effin’ Mind”  What No Intermission Really Means  That’s Enough Tape, Forrest!!  Daisy Saved Don’s Golf Game McEnroe Won…So I Called Her Mythbusters Avoid it Like The Plague 2024-03-171h 02Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWe're Only Human Dave and Horses Don’t Mix Famously Not a Fan of Divers Not the MVP  Good Times in Naples “Euthanize Me If I Ever Play Shuffleboard” The Pickle ball Accident Priorities in the Right Place High Body Count at The Reunion An Event Fraught With Drama Tricorned Hats & Muskets  A Paper Mache Fort…I Guess The Original Overstock.com  2024-03-101h 01Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSo-Called Calling A Lot To Do About Death Hidden Talents I Just Want to be A Columnist A Cartoonist The Greatest Cartographer in The Land You’re  a Filthy Animal How Dave Became an Ad Man  You Can Make a Living Being Funny! The Groundlings Theatre All-Star What’s the Volume of a Cone? The Jim Morrison Story The Infamous Lawsuit 2024-03-031h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedBoys Will Be Boys Doc Ellis Was Onto Something The Guys That Made Us Hate Pink Floyd “You Don’t Smoke It, It Smokes You” Not Your Dad’s Weed If Your Baby Tastes Salty, Call a Doctor A Group of Gullibles Testing Flammability at UNC Beware of Blasting Caps   The Experiences That Set Us Back Don’s Playboy Mansion Adventure We’re Huntin’ Dinosaurs  2024-02-251h 00Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWild Hearts & Wilder Weddings The Museum of Musical Instruments The Mr. Valentine Award Goes to Dave Thanks Michigan State Alumni! Meet Cute High School Sweethearts, Kind Of Stumbled Into Something Good Wedding Faux Pas  The Infamous Wedding Date Our Opinion On Rob Reiner An Ill Timed Bachelor Party Don’t Fall in Medford  “Now She’s Got Him!” Upcoming Nuptials 2024-02-181h 01Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPets Unleashed The Mysterious Deer Antlers A Gecko Scavenger Hunt Must Love Dogs Don’s Abandonment Origin Story In My 20s & Pet-less Missy’s Misadventures The Mailman Incident  Don’t Feed Henry Ellie of Eleuthera  Gus is a Hero It Is Life’s Cruelest Joke That We Outlive Our Pets “It’s Me or the Cats” Starlight or David Bowee?  2024-02-1159 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWho Are We Kidding? Time to 86 Those Mothers If You’re Going Wild, At Least Have a Plan In Case of Fire Hey Football Head!  “You Are So Mine”  From Map Maker to Ad Man The Yin and Yang of Parenting You Really Don’t Have to Know Anything Until You’re 29 A Problem Solver By Nature 2024-02-041h 21Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedTurn On, Tune In & Trip Out The History of the Transistor Radio The Sounds of the Jersey Shore Dave’s First Short Story Meets The Hall of Fame Brown Eyed Girl WQAM Jingles “And Now You Know The Rest of The Story” Montego Bay & Don’s Radio Debut This is What Being a Teenager is All About! The Great British Invasion Styx at the Prom Don’s First LP Reveal The Power of Neil Young The Dreaded Radio Show 2024-01-281h 20Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedSnow Daze Don as The Intergalactic Wingman Sledding in Texas, an Oxymoron Snowball Fights in Philly “I Walked Two Miles to School” & Other Lies Our Parents Told Us Lost in a Winter Wonderland “These Three Guys Look Like Their Out to Rob a Bank” Learn to Ski Better ft. Don Woodard CPS Should Have Carries Me Off Forget Bedtime, Let’s Sled!  A Couple of Left-Handed Creatives 2024-01-211h 08Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedKindergarten for GrownupsThe Very First Intern Killer Margaritas Winter in The Windy City The Original Party Animal No AI, Just Tricks The Clydesdale Stampede  The Good Ol’ Ad Days Brooke Was Almost a Spudette Will He Stay or Will He Go? Are You Nervous Yet? Kindergarten for Adults A Leopard on a Leash ATF Loyal The Lucky Ticket! Why Not Play Pebble Beach?2024-01-141h 16Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPlaying Hooky The Virginian v Bananza The Last Thing a Hypochondriac Needs Memories or Shirley Temple Movies? Sick Enough to Miss School, But Not Sick Enough for The Doctor Cat Scratch Fever The Hooky Plan Mr. Smith Brothers Please Don’t Let It Be Ms. Abear! “Is Donny Alright?” Metallic Wing Death & Bicycle Tag Repeating the Sins of Our Parents You’d Feel a Whole Lot Better If We Removed The TV From Your Room The Trifecta 2024-01-121h 17Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRinging in the New Guy Lombardo’s Auld Lang Syne The Pretender to the Fresca Throne Adultnapping to the Bahamas Black Eyed Beans for Prosperity  Every Male in Philadelphia Knows How To Play the Banjo  Rebel Yelling Into the New Year The Infamous Barker Christmas Tree The Ball Drop Incident Don’s ZZ Top Reveal 2024 Alexander Dorm Reunion   What Do Aborigines Throw? Spend Time with Those You Love 2023-12-311h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedChristmas Wrap Up Are We Over Christmas Music Yet? Sledding in Texas < Sledding in NJ Can People Stop Writing Christmas Songs? What Did You Open on Christmas Eve? Eddy Googly-Eyed Arnold The Pious Grandparents Great Name for a 70s Band, Bad Name for a Salad Fruit Cake Fanatic  The Carolers Are Here!  Getting Together on Christmas 2023-12-261h 04Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedMerry Tales Was Santa an Elf? The Torment of an Older Brother The Norelco Shaver The Christmas Clydesdale A Type-A Christmas Easter Egg Sized Christmas Lights The Merry Marros Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol More Floodlights Than The Arc de Triomphe Lit Candles in a Christmas Tree The Artist Formally Known As Possum 2023-12-171h 17Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedMovies Part Two And That Is Why We’re All Infatuated With Movies Spontaneous Applause  Dave is a Menace to Society Who Bombed Pearl Harbor? The Infamous Gatoring Incident of 2023 A Large Body Count The Best Westerns  Don is Mr. Musical Neglecting the Source of the Genius  The Cuban Missile Crisis Celebrity at the Cheese Counter You’ve Lost the Nest Egg Movies Are Escapism 2023-12-141h 06Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedMovies Part One The Hallmark Movie Trope PJs and Drive-ins Saturday Mornings in Denison, TX The Babysitter of the 60s  Undoing Bras & Saving the World The Big Fight About Subtitles Clockwork Orange Camping Out For a Midnight Premier  The Infamous First Date At Jaws Find That Flea The Don Woodard Film Festival She’s a Beaux 2023-12-031h 05Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedNot So Overrated Sistine Chapel, Colorblind Version “Just Sattin’ There Wondering” The Transition to Color TV New Challenge: Watch Your Favorite Movie with No Sound K-I-D-S Don, The Little League Champion Three Martini Lunch The UNC v Duke Rivalry  Karma, Not Overrated A Weekend with Ernie Banks 2023-11-261h 03Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedCareer-view Mirror “…right after this word from our sponsor” A Glorified Bagman No Hard Shoes & No Tie Shah’s Army  Nobody Knows Anything 16 Ways to Kill an Ad He’s No Actor Tally Bally Ho!  Adventures in the Advertising Trade It’s Time to Leave the Writer’s Room Bruce Willis & Don Share Tequila Someone in China Really Lucked Out 2023-11-191h 14Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRoad Trip!This week we're joined, once again, by Taylor Mason to talk road trippin' our way through the holidays, and more. Don’t Run The Ibis Incident One Rule: Never Stop Three Wheels to Ottawa Wang Is a Super Bowl All-Star A Christmas Eve Nightmare Red Star, Green T And They Never Used An Ice Machine Again Mason, The Million Miler  Getting Out Of Guam  2023-11-121h 13Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedLights, Camera, Listen!The week, we host a twin bill of talent featuring Larry & Terry Ziegelman, co-directors of the short film, Broken Vessels.   Their acclaimed thriller celebrates its Windy City premiere on November 11th at Chicago Filmmakers.  Larry & Terry grew up in St. Louis, MO and have been collaborating on creative projects since opening their first box of crayons.  Larry, cut his teeth on some of advertising’s most popular campaigns and currently owns Ugsley Pugsley Pictures, LLC. Terry’s work entertains audiences worldwide as he directs lighting for DreamWorks Animation.2023-11-0559 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedCostumes & Great Balls of FireOfficially welcoming our new co-host, Don Woodard!  Two Tar Heels & a Ukulele A Scarecrow in a Skull Mask Trick-Or-Treating for Cocktails  Mischief Night How is Dave Not in Jail? An Award Winning Costume Marylin Gunroe The Dorm is Ablaze  A Time For Confessions No Tootsie-Damn-Rolls A tribute to a great friend - Ray Weber 2023-10-291h 01Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedEvery Night is Football Night Bills v Chiefs: What Can You Do In 13 Seconds? We Are NFL-ized Sports & Analytics  ’59 Championship Fans Running Onto the Field  Cricket Is…Crickets The Bionic Benchwarmer The Swamp Thing “It’s Because We Love You Maria”  Who Stole the Spongebob Theme Song? 2023-10-2349 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedThe Power of the Punchline The 100ft Lobster & A Talking Horse One Word Punchlines Beverly Hillbillies Turns Fresh Prince of Belair  Do We Really Need a Laugh Track? The Making of Chester Cheetah Marvin the Martian Beef Comedy Runs Like Water 2023-10-1546 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWhat the Tech? A Home Run & The Moon Landing Taylor Needs a Walkman  “There Is No I Don’t Know Anymore” Rock Around the Clock Interrupted  Dick Tracy Watch to Apple Watch Is AI Taking Our Jobs? That’s The End of The Roomba Jetpack Party Taylor Is A Travel Aficionado & Dave Is Lost In An Airport 2023-10-0852 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFrom Diner to Shining DinerThis week we talked about our favorite restaurant memories, and the many diner delights of New Jersey. Clatter in the Chinese Restaurant Diners on Route 38 The Man Who Walks the Street GLGAT Attack of the Busboys You Must Go To CHEGG I’m Glad I Didn’t Breathe My Last Breath at Olga’s Prince Charles of The Omelette Sugarfoot & The Ninja Busboys 2023-10-011h 00Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedFootball SundayThis Sunday Taylor and Dave talk about ways Football has shaped their lives. They talk about everything from peewee football as kids to Taylor walking on the team at a Big 10 school. Not Needed, Not Wanted The Galloping Ghost Diving Into a Pile of Reject Footwear A Meaningless March Scrirmmich Technicolor Yarking “I Just Want To Play Football” Taylor’s Big Show on the Bus 2023-09-2445 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedLessons Learned & UnlearnedIn the spirit of Back to School Season, this week we talked about the teachers and mentors that have shaped us in every stage of our lives. Taylor Shines at 3rd Down & 8  Schaefer is the Worst Teacher to Have Mob Themed Spelling Test The Abominable Snowman A Psychedelic Piano Lesson Dissecting Bob Dylan Lyrics “Who Cares!?”  You’ll Either Learn Something or Your Wont, Taylor Learned Something “Yeah, and I Helped!” The Girls are Swooning for Mr. Gibbons  Taylor Told a Good One  Ronald McDonald, the Stone Cold Drunk 2023-09-1757 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPeck Cabeza Grande The Shadow Of DaytimeThis week we talked about the origin of all of our favorite nicknames, both personal and in culture. What’s in a Nickname? A Boy Named Possum Binky’s on First, Dinky on Second Little Maffuccio  Mopity Mope Ed Too-Tall Jones & Earl The Pearl Taylor Started “Dude” Dave Brought “Dude” to China Con Queso’s Annual Fiesta 2023-09-1052 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWe're Talkin' MiraclesWe're talkin' miracles this week, sports, medical phenomenons and life-saving feats! Shoeless Joe Jackson & The Crseendo of Miracles Our Favorite Sports Miracles Thank Goodness For White Sneakers Just Keep Swimming You Have To Be Tuned Into The Miracles Miracle or Confluence of Events? Musical Miracles 2023-09-0347 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedStrangers in a Strange LandThis week we talked about some of our most exciting and adventure seeking European travel stories. Where on Earth is the Sortie Train Station? Let’s Go Europe Bo Donaldson and The Heywoods Take Amsterdam Paranoid in Amsterdam Election Day in Greece 14 and Alone at The Playboy Club The Best Workout in Rome I’ve Eaten Peaches Older Than This Money East Berlin in the 1960’s Documented by Taylor’s Uncle Ben Finally Seeing the World in Color 2023-08-2752 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWhere Have All The Cupcakes Gone?This week we reminisced on babysitters good and bad throughout our childhoods and those of our own children. The Good & The Deeply Troubled Sisters Where Have All the Cupcakes Gone? A Four-Year-Old Alone in the Hospital The Double-Dipping Lipstick Lady Just Call Me Burgie Bomber in the Bando My Brother, The Babysitter A Kidnap Attempt “I Bet You’re Driving Your Parent’s Crazy” An Ode to Shirley 2023-08-2157 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedLazy, Crazy, Hazy DaysThis week we’re sharing summer stories, family vacations and sleep-away camps gone wrong.  Learning How to Sail a Pram Spending the Day at the Neighborhood Pool The Song of Summer The Salamander Ceremony Lynyrd Skynyrd Baseball vs. Kansas City A Life Changing Moment In Omaha The Chicago 8 Taylor and Ecclesiastes  The Elvis Presley Tour 2023-08-1335 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedPitchin' & Moanin'We’re talking baseball today, in all of its forms, to get us through the dog days of summer. The 24-Hour Flop! Crushin’ It (for the NU league) The Oakland Aliens & The Golden Tee “Charlie, Swing Now” Life’s a Pitch The Very First Curve Ball They Still Whisper His Name in Cherry Hill, NJ Elly De La Cruz Era 2023-08-0649 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedWhite Line FeverThe world is breaking heat records this week, so let’s talk about snow storms and road trips.  Rental Cars in Salt Lake City White-Knuckling it to The Super Bowl How to Drive in a Snow Storm And That Was The End of The Camry Surfing in The Eye of a Hurricane Which Generation is the Better Driver? Football Hero Forgiven for Crashing the Family Car It’s a $50 Car, You Can Keep It2023-07-3151 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedBeatles & CheetahsThis week we’re sharing stories about showbiz, baby!  Gino Marchetti’s Free Burger Riot Record Hops & Rat Stabbers Missed It By That Much: VJ Records x The Beatles The Corner of Hip St. and Cool Ave.: Chester Cheetah’s Origin Story That’s a Rap: The TV Show that Almost Was A Look Behind the Showbiz Curtain 2023-07-1645 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedCollege Days Part 2Listen to Dave Kasey & Taylor Mason vamp on their college days at the University of Illinois, and the University of North Carolina.2023-07-0936 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedCollege Days Part 1Listen to Dave Kasey & Taylor Mason vamp on their college days at the University of Illinois, and the University of North Carolina...make sure to check out Part 2, coming soon! 2023-07-0926 minStories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedRisk & RewardDave & Taylor know a thing or two about risk and reward, from quitting a job as a cartographer to travel the world, to walking on the Illinois University football team and taking up performing, ventriloquy, and comedy. 2023-07-091h 07Stories UnlimitedStories UnlimitedStories Unlimited...the TrailerWe are nothing without a story. Where's the value without one? A photo. The house you grew up in. Your latest vacation. Who cares? Unless you can attach a story to it. Stories connect us. We become the stories we tell. Stories Unlimited is part of what connects us as a community, as friends, through shared memories of events that bind us. Join international comedian Taylor Mason, and world-wide Ad man, Dave Kasey every Sunday through Stories Unlimited.2023-07-0901 min