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EarwashEarwashEpisode 119 - The Petty Fraud of Part-Time ClownsA delve into Douglas's notebook gives us such unexpected delights as rudimentary side-toes, spider ticklers and carbon neutral witch burnings. There is no connection. There is no context. There is only distilled essence of a messy subconscious mind. 2025-07-2005 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 116 - Our Destiny Is HummusIn an attempt to counteract the ongoing bleakness of the world, this week's Earwash is excerpts of nonsense from Douglas's notebook. If you squint your ears and turn your head just so, some of it could almost sound profound. 2025-06-2904 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 115 - ScofftonBrought to dire financial need by the cost of unclogging a cat's crystal-ridden bladder, Earwash for the first time contains *shuddder* an advertisement. But what is it an ad for? Why did a sinister man with a sinister accent give Douglas the ad on a cassette tape? And why did this entire transaction take place on the platform at Ringwood station? Onle one of these can be answered - it's an ad for a board game called Scoffton, and it can be found here: https://thequestsuppliers.com.au/products/scoffton# See, capitalism doesn't have to be all...2025-06-2207 minEarwashEarwashEpiosde 113 - WG-40This week Douglas is joined by country musician Bruce Plank for a few drinks and a chat covering such topics as which athletes Bruce would turn into worms, unusual ways to celebrate Pride Month, and the secret ingredients of Bruce's homemade moonshine 2025-06-0806 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 112 - StramashIn a break from Earwash's usual weirdness and filth, today's episode is almost edifying and educational: a collection of interesting words from Douglas's notebooks, recorded at different times but conjoined into the time and space of a single episode. And if you can think of a word the means 'obscene' that starts with W, please let Douglas know 2025-06-0104 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 111 - Male Bondage TimeIn an attempt to break into the lucrative and low-cost/effort podcast genre of 'Three White Guys Talking About Nothing', this week you will hear the pilot episode of Douglas's own contribution to the form, provisionally and unfortunately titled 'Male Bondage Time' 2025-05-2507 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 109 - The Soothing Sound of a Stream of Nonsense in a Structured SettingCelebrate Earwash's second birthday with a relaxed saunter through the oddities of Douglas's notebook. Definitely doesn't include any surprising details about the personal life of the new Pope 2025-05-1106 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 103 - Crabs, Worms and NietzscheAs the deluge of earwashing this week continues, we delve once more in Douglas's notebook to hear what sort of nonsense he considers noteworthy. This episode's iteration contains running themes of of crabs, worms and Freidrich Nietzsche; in other words, a perfectly normal and unremarkable episode of this perfectly normal and not at all deeply strange podcast. 2025-04-2106 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 100 - A Brief Moment of SincerityThe hundredth episode calls for something monumental. Unfortunately, Douglas could not think of anything sufficiently monumental, so he decided not to bother. Instead, you can expect to hear 4 minutes and 13 seconds of wholesome gratitude, which is a major change from what this podcast usually is. Oh well, next episode we'll be back to the usual semi-obscene nonsense... 2025-04-1704 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 99 - Mysterious Greek Quasi-BrandyAs we assume the brace position in readiness for whatever madness Douglas has in store to celebrate the hundredth episode of Earwash, we can at least listen to some soothing nonsense from his notebbok, and hope that the 100th episode of Earwash makes more sense than his notebooks do 2025-04-0905 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 98 - Longing in GeelongAfter a month-long manhunt and an unplanned four-week hiatus, this episode finally contains the answers you seek - as long as those answers pertain to what on earth happened to Jonathan Crepuscular on his Valentine's Day date and why he went missing for over a month. As for why this podcast went missing for a month, though... Well, that's for me to know and you to continue to ponder. 2025-04-0809 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 97 - Sheer Chance and Sheer CurtainsIn a lo-fi episode (which is a polite way of saying 'poor sound quality'), Douglas explains his unexplained five week absence, and makes a shocking discovery worthy of Alfred Hitchcock (which is a fancy way of saying he saw something weird out of his rear window) 2025-03-1904 minThe Un-Perfected PodThe Un-Perfected PodUnfolding Into Your True Self: Awakening Intuition & Embracing Transformation with Ashley DouglasWhat parts of yourself have you been suppressing that are ready to be fully embraced? In this heartfelt episode of the unPerfected Pod, Brooke Jean sits down with Ashley Douglas. Ashley is a gifted psychic and medium with a natural ability to connect with the spirit world. From a young age, she recognized her unique spiritual gifts, which she has since refined to bring healing and comfort to others. Ashley channels messages of peace, clarity, and healing from loved ones who have passed, providing a sense of connection and closure. As a certified Reiki practitioner, she combines...2025-02-171h 05EarwashEarwashEpisode 96 - Renee's ZellweggerIn a creative slump, Douglas consults the most productive creative person he knows for inspiration, learning a delightful new game in the process. Please feel free to play it too, and discover a whle new world of genital euphemisms 2025-02-1107 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 95 - Ear-LaveIn a natant ninety-fifth episode, let us expand our vocabulary with some interesting and (for once) non-obscene things that Douglas has written in his notebook. They all come from the time when he was reading The Lord of the Rings, so are probably of minimal use to you in your every day life, but who knows, perhaps the world would be a better place if more people knew more medieval words. Only one way to find out - listen and absorb... 2025-02-0206 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 94 - Cute ColonialismIn a noological ninety-fourth episode, we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault to gaze into the darkness that lies beneath a seemingly cute Nintendo game. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a cute plant creature being thrown into a human face - forever. 2025-01-2608 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 93 - TransubstantiationA delve into Emergency Questions with American Jennifer Cash leads to some utterly astonishing revelations. Listen in astonishment to a tale of blood, dry skin and The Brethren of the Independent Orthodox Trinitarian Restorationist Babtist Disestablishmentarian Church of the Latter-Day Saints and Sixth Day Advent of Christ the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit of America (Midwest Chapter). 2025-01-1909 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 92 - Peter Dutton's Personal PhlebotomistDouglas may not be an expert on immigration law, but he is something much better than that: a podcast host, which in today's world makes him an authority on everything whose opinion must be taken seriously, second only to billionaires in terms of weight and importance of his opinions, no matter how tenuous their connection to reality is. Therefore, in this week's episode you will discover some surprising truth about how Australia's immigration system works, and some even more surprising truths about a particular politician (who is really a very nice man and not all all litigious and nothing...2025-01-1203 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 91 - Happy Newt YearHappy Newt Year! That's not a typo, 2025 is the Year of the Newt in the special Earwash zodiac that i have just invented. As is traditional for the first episode of the year (if doing something for two years in a row is sufficient for something to become a tradition), this New Year and Newt Year episode is excerpts of eccentricity from Douglas's notebook. Listen to it now, and get your Newt Year off to a wrigglingly good start! 2025-01-0505 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 90 - New Year, Old ResolutionsIn the final Earwash of 2024 we check in with the regulars about how their New Year Resolutions for 2024 worked out. Who has achieved them? Who has failed to achieve them? Who didn't bother because he considers such petty matters as the Gregorian calendar beneath him? Listen and find out... 2024-12-3112 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 89 - An Offer You Can't RefuseIn this week's episode (not that weeks have any meaning any more; time is an illusion as far as Earwash release schedules are concerned), Douglas finds out the unpalatable truth behind the sudden appearance of many dead insects around his home. Is it anything to do with the adorable four-legged friend who sleeps on the end of his bed? Listen and find out, although the fact that that rhetorical question was posed at all implies that it is something to do with the cat. But please listen anyway. 2024-12-2905 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 88 - The XXXmas AlbumJust when you thought 2024 had no more unexpected surprises to give, another one falls out of this year's Chirstmas stocking - an unexpected and largely uncalled-for Christmas album from Jonathan Crepuscular. Have as merry a Christmas as is possible in the circumstances. 2024-12-2403 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 87 - Non-Stop Nut NovemberIn an episode much delayed due to the guest's unexpected admission to hospital, we hear from Jonathan Crepuscular about his one-man stand against toxic masculinity and unique response to the troubling social tend of 'No Nut November'. Please do not try it at home. Or in public, you'll get arrested. 2024-12-2412 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 86 - I Don't Know What I'm Doing But I Do It Very WellIt's time once again for our semi-regular dip into the obscene stream of consciousness that is Douglas's notebook. Marvel at such concepts as a door-to-door door salesman, secret nostrils and cheese magic, and wonder how Douglas came to write them down. Douglas wonders too... 2024-12-0105 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 85 - The Bonfire of the Vanity KitsIn an incendiary eighty-fifth episode, omni-critic Horace Perrault joins us in our high-tech temporary recording studio/pillow fort in Shepparton to bring his unique brand of critique to a seemingly innocuous toiletry item. Please do not try to make your own post-modern statement of critical analysis through the medium of fire - Mr Perrault is a highly trained professional and knows what he is doing (probably). 2024-11-2605 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 84 - You'll Need a Big HatIn a (slightly late) International Men's Day episode, Douglas speaks to country music star Bruce Plank about how to be a good bloke. How do reforesting Tasmania, koala cuddles and exploding eagles relate to positive masculinity? Listen and find out. 2024-11-2107 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 83 - Make Foots Cray Great AgainIn a month already full of unexpected election results, this week's Earwash brings you another - the outcome of the Footscray (or should that be Foots Cray?) school board election. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the unexpected result will cause as many controversial outcomes as other, more highly publicised recent elections.2024-11-1905 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 82 - Two Ounces of Human JuiceAs the news this week is likely to have caused considerable stress and tension, this week Earwash presents a soothing audio balm of Douglas's notebook nonsense. Pour yourself a glass of human juice, find somewhere confortable to lie down, press play on this episode, and let your sphincters unclench. All your sphincters. 2024-11-1004 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 81 - Trumpy PumpyJust when you thought the American elections couldn't throw up any more weirdness, out comes this week's episode of Earwash, contains an excerpt from eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular's new novel, Trumpy Pumpy. In an election season that's been full of outrageous soundbites, I can guarantee that there's some new and outrageous ones in this episode 2024-11-0504 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 80 - The Profound Regret of the Ukelele PlayerWhat to say about this episode? "Enjoy" seems too much, "I'm sorry" not enough. So, something between the two is what i want to say about this episode, which contains the distilled essence of my notebook. 2024-11-0105 minEarwashEarwashBonus Episode F - Turning the PageBy way of apology for the recent disruptions to the release schedule, Earwash presents a soothing ear balm of turning pages, the clink of glasses and the sound of a ukelele impeding progress. Earwash will not, however, be apologising to anyone who feels that this is an inadequate apology for the disrupted release schedule. 2024-11-0106 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 79 - The Dog With No NameThis week, country singer Bruce Plank drops by to tell us about his travels and collect the dog with no name. Some listeners have reported hearing a strange whistling noise every time the phrase "the dog with no name" is spoken; I can guarantee that there is no such sound in this episode, and anyone who can hear it should get themselves checked for tinnitus. 2024-10-2705 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 78 - A Weird Gnome MenagerieI'd like to say Douglas has a good excuse for the late release of this episode, but he does not - He did however have a delightful weekend. But I digress. This week we dip into the contents of Douglas's notebooks, which feature a preponderance of lesbians, centipedes and semen. So, business as usual. 2024-10-1405 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 77 - AlarmingIn an episode guaranteed to banish all thoughts of sleep, Douglas reveals the new alarm tone he has developed to overcome the shortcomings of the iphone alarm tones 2024-10-0603 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 76 - A Venerable Pillar of All That is Camp and KitschIn an episode delayed due to unforseen feline-related incidents, we are joined by eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular, who has found inspiration in sport 2024-10-0106 minEarwashEarwashEpsiode 75 - Gargling a GrapeIn this semi-auspicious episode, a semi-auspicious treat awaits: I asked the listeners of Earwash to provide nuggets of strangeness worthy of my notebook, and nuggets of the purest strangeness were provided. Plus a bonus song from Erin, the chief miner of madness. 2024-09-2205 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 74 - Temporarily PermanentAn ambiguous sign has thrown an insomnia-stricken Douglas into a quandary about what can be considered temporary, whether the Marvel Cinematic Universe will outlast the physical Universe, and how the temporary/permanent dichotomy will affect his chances of getting a parking space at the station. 2024-09-1506 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 73 - An Aerial Ménage à TroisThis week we delve behind the scenes of a surprisingly sensual ad for an airline, with someone with an intimate knowledge of its conception 2024-09-0806 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 72 - Deportation Is FreeCountry musician Bruce Plank joins us to tell us about how his travels have gone. If you take only one thing away from this episode, it is that you should always ensure your travel agent is able to clearly hear you. 2024-09-0109 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 71 - I Don't Know What It Means But It Sounds SalaciousAfter a month of the high drama of insect sport, it seems a good idea to use this week's episode to unwind with the assorted oddments from one of Douglas's notebooks. If you enjoy these oddments and have some of your own that you'd like to contribute, please ad them in the comments! 2024-08-2505 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 70 - A National Anthem Named After A CondimentIn an unexpected midweek episode, American expat Jennifer Cash explains her absence from our Insect Games coverage and reveals a conspiracy theory about the Olympic Games that I can guarantee you have never heard before 2024-08-2106 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 69 - A Travesty of Justice and TheatreWho else could we have on episode 69 than eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular? Fresh from the opening night of his new musical, Jonathan tells us how he has overcome the struggles he faced in staging his bold re-imagining of 'Cats', his unorthodox methods of gaining publicity, and reveals which US political figure he is planning to write a musical about. Plus three grandiose genital euphemisms. 2024-08-1809 minRewildologyRewildology#182 | Bushmasters of the Mountain: Conserving the Wolverine Way of Life with Douglas ChadwickIn this episode of Rewildology, we dive into the fascinating world of wolverines with renowned author and wildlife biologist Douglas Chadwick. Drawing from his book "The Wolverine Way" and recent scientific research, we explore the current status of these elusive and hardy creatures across their vast range in North America, Europe, and Asia. Chadwick shares insights into the unique adaptations and behaviors that make wolverines the true "bushmasters of the mountains." We discuss the complex challenges facing wolverine populations, including climate change, habitat fragmentation, and human disturbance, while also examining conservation efforts and success stories from around the globe...2024-08-151h 10EarwashEarwashEpisode 68 - The Insect Version of Snoop DoggEarwash's coverage of the 2024 Insect Games concludes today with an interview with the Australian Insect Games team's unofficial mascot and bringer of good vibes, the Earwig. Acting on legal advice, Earwash wishes to make it clear that this podcast is NOT in any way seeking to suggest, imply or otherwise convey that the Earwig has been involved in an elaborate plot to kill insect athletes, take their medals and melt those medals down for use in his sinister plots, and anyone who says that is the case is lying and is likely to wake up with an angry Earwig...2024-08-1408 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 67 - The Anteater IncidentIn today's episode Douglas and French omni-critic Horace Perrault discuss the memorable moments of the 2024 Insect Games, including a centipede called Legless Carl Thresher, ironic snail deaths and the Anteater Incident 2024-08-1108 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 66 - Mantis VolleyballMantis madness at Mortein Staduium where Morocco's Munira and Muntaz Mantis make moves for gold against Melbourne's own Mandy and Mary Mantis, in a memorable match involving microcephalic male Maltese mantises, Mecca and mayhem 2024-08-1009 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 65 - Flea Pole VaultToday's Insect Games episode brings you the thrilling final of the flea pole vault. Who will snap under the pressure? Listen and find out. 2024-08-0407 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 64 - The Snail MarathonBREAKING: Drama at snail marathon as surprise track invader shakes up the race. For more details, listen to this episode of Earwash! 2024-08-0209 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 63 - Bees?In an un-bee-lievable sixty-third episode, we meet the Australian male bee synchronised flying team. Despite being a largely visual experience, we're putting it out as audio. You shall have to imagine for yourselves the spectacle that unfolds. 2024-07-2105 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 62 - A Soup That Can Get People PregnantIn a tight little capsule of an episode, Douglas discloses the strange oddments contained in one of his notebooks. That's it, that's the entire thing, and yet it is so much more than this blurb would suggest. Listen and hear it for yourself 2024-07-1403 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 61 - The Anti-Woke SandwichThis week, we hear from Douglas's American neighbour Jennifer. Why is she boycotting a major hardware chain? What is the most anti-woke meat? Does kosher salt really make things kosher? Some of these questions will be answered in this week's earwashing. 2024-07-0709 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 60 -The Best Place to Have an Existential Crisis in BallaratDouglas has spent the last month in Ballarat, and it's starting to get to him. Fortunately he has omnicritic Horace Perrault to assist him in assessing exactly what is the biggest problem with where he is staying. Is it the light that will not turn off? Is it the grime in the bathroom? Or is it the unsettling thing Douglas found in the carpet? Listen, and find out for yourselves about the apartment that is the best place to have an existential crisis in Ballarat. 2024-06-3008 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 59 - The Wisdom of the StarsThis week Douglas has consulted the stars to foretell your future. At least, he thinks they were the stars. He lives in a very light polluted area so what he may have been consulting may have been Starlink satellites, or a plane going overhead. Whatever it actually was that was consulted, it bestows its secrets of the future upon you. Listen, and hear what the future holds for you... Music: Ethereal by Punch Deck  2024-06-2304 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 58 - ThimbleriggerThis week we veer dangerously close to being educational, with Douglas disclosing and defining the weird and wonderful words recorded in his notebooks 2024-06-1604 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 57 - It's Enemas All The WayIn a finagling fifty-seventh episode, eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular answers the questions you never knew you didn't want to know the answers to 2024-06-0907 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 56 - Teetering On The Precipice Of ProfessionalismDue to the lingering effects of COVID, today's episode is the relatively easy listening that is the oddments of Douglas's notebooks, which this week includes a surfeit of lesbians. While I do not claim that this episode will cure COVID, please note that there's no evidence that it *doesn't* cure COVID and I am sure that I could persuade at least some people on the internet that it could if i tried. 2024-06-0205 minEarwashEarwashBonus Episode E - Did That Make Sense?As part of an autumnal spring clean, Douglas releases the sweepings from the cutting room floor, cleaning his hard drive but dirtying your ears with the audio dust. But, I hear you cry, however will I get my ears clean from all this auditory dust? Worry not, dear listener, for any regular episode of Earwash will clear it away, and you shall discover that this audio dust is an exfoliant, leaving your ears even cleaner than a regular episode alone would! So listen on, and let's exfoliate those ears. 2024-05-3107 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 55 - An Incident With A Molotov CocktailThis week, a lovelorn Bruce Plank sings us a lovelorn song, featuring some of the most horrendous ukelele playing you will ever hear 2024-05-2606 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 54 - Jaunty Australian InneundosAfter the existential crisis that was last week's anniversary episode, I think we all need something calming: the weirdness that ends up in my notebook, with some soothing classical music in the background.  2024-05-1906 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 53 - The First AnniversaryThe anniversary episode did not go as planned 2024-05-1209 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 52 - You Can't Live Your Life Assuming A Frenchman's Going To Eat YouIn our fifty-second episode (as in it is the episode after the fifty-first, not that it goes for fifty seconds. It goes for quite a bit longer than that), we are joined by the Earwig and Selwyn, Australia's fastest snail. Listen and learn how long it takes a snail to run a marathon, how to efficiently transport a team of insects to France, and the specific risks posed to snail athletes by French cuisine. Apologies for the length of this one, it turns out snails talk as slowly as they move. 2024-05-0516 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 51 - Oklahomo!This week, we are joined by eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular, who is having a creative slump. What caused it? Can he get out of it? And how could the musical Cats be made any more disturbing than it already is? Find out in this episode, which, like many musicals, is much too long and involves unexpected and uncalled for outbreaks of song. 2024-04-2811 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 50 - Afterbirth DayHow better to mark the fiftieth episode of this nonsense with an assemblage of nonsense from Douglas's notebooks? 2024-04-2105 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 49 - Kim Joun-Un's A Communist?!This week, American controversialist Jennifer Cash brings her opinions and unique grasp of geography on the proposed banning of TikTok 2024-04-1408 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 48 - Pizza Or Ennui?In an forslackened forty-eighth episode, Douglas borrows some emergency questions from a podcaster far more talented than he is to ask to country singer Bruce Plank 2024-04-0704 minEarwashEarwashBonus Episode D - Well This Is Going To Be A Bastard To EditIn an unexpected bonus episode, Douglas unpouches some more of his mistakes. Expect to hear interruptions by cats, inappropropriate giggles and confusion over the pronunciation of Kleinwachter's Flugeladjutant. Plus a soothing melody completely ruined by having Douglas gargling over the top of it - If Douglas went through the pain of recording it, it only seems fair that you should have the pain of hearing it. 2024-04-0307 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 47 - The EarwormEpisode 47 sees Douglas joined by the Earwig and a key member of the Australian Insect Games team for an in-depth discussion of competitive tunneling 2024-03-3108 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 46 - PawkinessThis week, we're going to expand our vocabularies with a collection of some unusual and interesting words that Douglas has noted. At last, an episode that is fine to listen to with your grandmother (unless your grandmother is into the utter filth this podcast usually contains. I don't know her, for all I know, she loves the rude stuff and will find this episode boring. If your grandmother is like that, then perhaps best not to listen to it with her. She may be bored by it.) 2024-03-2404 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 45 - Epiphanic Bathroom CleaningIn a forswonked forty-fifth episode, we are joined by omni-critic Horace Perrault, who appears to have discovered something of great significance whilst cleaning a bathroom 2024-03-1706 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 44 - Albanese's Very EasyIn this week's episode, Jonathan Crepuscular treats us to an excerpt from his new trouser-troubling tome, inspired by the political struggles of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese. Slightly more sultry than you might expect for a book about Australian politics, but that's hardly a compliment given how low a bar that is.   Music credits Bensound.com: "Sexy" 2024-03-1007 minEarwashEarwashBonus Episode C - What Is Martin Scorsese's Name?In an uncalled-for bonus episode, Douglas releases some of the mistakes from the last six months, including verbal stumbles, awful gastric noises, feline interruptions and a song about Earwig Flu 2024-03-0605 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 43 - The Bee TeamIn a fortitious forty-third episode, the Earwig joins us to promote the upcoming 2024 Insect Games in Paris 2024-03-0306 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 42 - A Headache In A BottleIn Episode 42 there is not a single mention of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. There is, however, the freshest possible nonsense from Douglas's notebook. Best enjoyed alongside Asian-style ginger roasted fish and the cheapest bottle of saké you can find. 2024-02-2505 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 41 - The Princess TreatmentIn the forty-first foray into your ears, Douglas muses on the practicalities of treating someone like a princess, sleeping on a mattress containing Ryan Gosling, and the romantic techniques of King Charles III 2024-02-1804 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 40 - Jennifer Cash For School BoardIn a fluid fortieth episode, Jennifer joins us to explain why she is not satisfied with her children's new school, and expounds a theory on the theory of evolution that not even the fringiest Republican has proposed (at least, not yet). Plus, an unexpected juxtaposition of Ayn Rand and the Marx Brothers. 2024-02-1207 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 39 - Cosmopolitan PiratesIn an unkempt thirthy-ninth episode, you will hear excerpts from Douglas's freshest notebook, including such thought-provoking concepts as President Eisenhower's ear gack, a chrysanthemum under pressure, and C3PO's lesbian aunt 2024-02-0404 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 38 - The House Of The Glowing FishIn this week's episode, country and western singer Bruce Plank joins us to debut his new song. It's not country but it is western, and if it's good enough for the ghost of Slim Dusty it's good enough for us. 2024-01-2804 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 37 - Super Mario: War CriminalIn this episode, ultra-critic Horace Perrault discusses the Super Mario franchise in far more detail than anybody would have though necessary, including such troubling details as Mario's potential war crimes, the unsettling truth of how Toads reproduce, and why an absolute sovereign would permit an anarcho-socialist go-kart race. You'll never look at Mario games the same way again. 2024-01-2108 minDeath Row DialogueDeath Row DialogueDRD Out of State: Douglas Franklin Wright OregonSend us a textDouglas Franklin Wright was the first inmate executed in OR in over 30 years. He murdered multiple people before being put on death row and admitted to abusing over 70 children. 2024-01-1618 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 36 - The Socialist Utopia Of MariokartIn a thoughtful thirty-sixth episode, we hear omni-critic Horace Perrault's Marxist analysis of Mariokart. Are bannana peels tools of capitalist oppression? Is the red shell a symptom of bourgeois jealousy? All shall be answered in this episode. 2024-01-1407 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 35 - Groove WeaselsIn the thirty-fifth episode and first for 2024, Douglas dips into the strange and obscene subconscious that is his notebooks A soothing and slightly unsettling relaxation track, or a deep insight into what it must be like to live inside Douglas's brain? Listen, and decide for yourself... 2024-01-0705 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 34 - New Year ResolutionsIt's an episode released on New year's Eve. Of course it will be about New Year resolutions. What did you expect, recipes for stew? 2023-12-3110 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 33 - The Night Before ChristmasIn a thestive thirty-third episode (i'm regretting my decision to alliterate every week) Douglas and his merry band of guests come together to bring you a suitably festive piece of literature, along with quite a few tangents. Merry Christmas, and don't let the earwigs bite! 2023-12-2408 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 32 - He Blinded Me With MathsIn a thorough thirty-second episode (as in it's episode 32, not that this episode only lasts 30 seconds), Douglas fulfills his promise from episode 11 to say something controversial about COVID, and gets lost in mathematics. Of all the episodes of dubious quality Earwash has produced, this is probably the worst. We are sorry, but not sorry enough not to release it. 2023-12-1704 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 31 - How Often Do You Think About The Byzantine Empire?In a Thermidorian thirty-first episode, Horace Perrault asks the question that everyone on TikTok should be asking: How often do men think about the Byzantine Empire? 2023-12-1006 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 30 - It's Not Profound But At Least It's GrammaticalIn a threpsological thirtieth episode, Douglas presents the very thing you need to soothe a brain frazzled by a hectic week of trying to avoid hearing 'All I want for Christmas is you' - a peek into the strange and compelling contents of his notebooks. 2023-12-0304 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 29 - True Crime Doesn't PayIn a twisted twenty-ninth episode, Australia's foremost eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular explains his failed foray into true crime podcasting. 2023-11-2605 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 28 - God Is A Studio ExecutiveTo mark International Men's Day, we have our most international man, critic Horace Perrault, on the podcast. Contains an analysis of a major news event that i am certain you have never heard before, in a way that is far less offensive than you would expect. 2023-11-1907 minWe Are All ArtistsWe Are All ArtistsTrusting Your Creative Flow: Brooke Wolfe on Activating Your True Voice and Unbecoming | S1, EP 03 (Updated)Send us a textThis episode originally aired in November 2023 and has been refreshed to offer an even better listener experience. With new chapter markers, an added transcript, and additional show note resources, this update makes the conversation even more valuable for you. If this is your first time listening, welcome! And if you’re revisiting, I hope you discover something new that resonates.Discover the transformative journey of vocal activation with our special guest, Brooke Wolfe, a gifted musician, somatic + voice coach and the visionary founder behind the Voice Activation Academy. Brooke op...2023-11-151h 18We Are All ArtistsWe Are All ArtistsBrooke Wolfe on the fertile void, unbecoming, and your creative life forceSend us a textYou can connect with Brooke on instagram at @brookewolfe_  or book a free call here to see if vocal activation is right for you show notes2:00 brooke’s journey6:35 the fertile void space - death & rebirthmeeting your essencebeing in the unknown relaxing into the mystery the space between the old & the new 22:22 unbecoming - bal...2023-11-151h 16EarwashEarwashEpisode 27 - SatAIreIn a technological twenty-seventh episode, Douglas tries using AI to assist with a creative slump 2023-11-1205 minEarwashEarwashBonus Epsiode B - The Centipede CupIn a special bonus episode, we bring you Australia's premier insect race, the Centipede Cup. Hear all the thrills, spills and mixed grills (don't ask where the drumsticks come from) in a race guaranteed to be more thrilling than a mere horse race. 2023-11-0714 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 26 - Every Day Is Leg DayIn a tachometric twenty-sixth episode, we learn about the insect world's answer to the Melbourne Cup, and discover that for this weeks' guest, every day is leg day. 2023-11-0506 minEarwashEarwashEpisode 25 - The World's Most Sarcasic GorillaIn an underwhelming twenty-fifth episode celebration, Douglas regales a largely indifferent world with the contents of one of his notebooks. May contain traces of gorilla. 2023-10-2905 minOpen JournalOpen JournalEp250 Reframing Resilience, with BrookeIn this episode Brooke joins us to discuss childhood and personal trauma, our mental health knowledge, men and mental health and what we consider resilience to be.  Guest: Brooke  www.becomingindomitable.com | www.therelationshipfoundation.org Host: Mike www.openjournalbc.com | @Mike_Douglas_ 2022-09-061h 11In No Hurry with Cole Douglas ClaybournIn No Hurry with Cole Douglas ClaybournEpisode 72: "The Voice" Winner Todd Tilghman & Wife Brooke on Finding Joy Through Authentic LivingWe are back! It is so great to be launching a new season of In No Hurry after a few months off to focus on some writing projects. I'm excited to kick this new season off with an awesome couple, Todd and Brooke Tilghman. Todd was the winner of Season 18 of The Voice, and he and Brooke have since written a book, "Every Little Win: How Celebrating Small Victories Can Lead to Big Joy." These two are super fun people and you'll enjoy hearing them share their memories of being on The Voice — where Todd go...2021-09-061h 08The Norris Group Real Estate Radio Show and PodcastThe Norris Group Real Estate Radio Show and PodcastHere we go again. Craig Evans of Douglas Brooke Homes joins Bruce Norris. #710Bruce Norris is joined by Craig Evans.  CRAIG EVANS, the owner of Douglas Brooke Homes, is a licensed Building Contractor in the State of Florida with nearly 30 years of construction experience including: Residential, Commercial and Municipal. A third generation builder, he has worked front line activities through management as a subcontractor, laborer, foreman, superintendent, project manager, midlevel manager, and executive management, truly learning the business from the ground up. Craig has successfully grown multiple companies into quality brands by focusing on adding value to every facet of the project and not letting details go unnoticed.Bruce and C...2020-08-2832 min