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The 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge hunts snipeGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“We’re running low on provisions, George,” said the captain, handing George a large burlap sack. “Go get some snipe.”
George ran up and down the beach for hours, hooting like an owl.
The rest of the crew watched from the ship, laughing and drinking.
Until George came back.
The sack was twisting in his arms, emitting horrendous growls and shrieks.
George threw it down on the deck.
Everyone stared at the sack for a few minutes as it thrashed about....2025-06-2101 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastDrunk GeorgeGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Most pirates could hold their liquor.
George couldn’t. He was a lightweight and an awful drunk.
One flagon of grog, and he was stumbling.
Two, and he was under the table.
George threw up a lot.
When he threw up, he imagined that he was feeding a nest of baby birds, and he was their mother.
An alcoholic, pathetic mother bird. Not as much feeding her chicks as vomiting all over them.
“Get him down from the balcony!” roared t...2025-06-2001 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge at the mountains of madnessGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
His navigation skills were awful, and the ship ran aground on Antarctica.
Members of the crew who left to hunt giant penguins for food mysteriously vanished.
George himself led a rescue team, only to discover the hunting party’s horribly mutilated corpses.
Further George went, coming upon the wall of a strange stone city.
Pools of bubbling, putrid masses, babbling insane nonsense.
“The Elder Things,” mumbled the first mate, before he tore out his own eyes.
George ordered a retreat and, for...2025-06-1901 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge’s ideasGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He’d had lots of ideas that would make the ship run more smoothly.
But the captain wouldn’t listen to any of his ideas.
His crewmates ignored him.
He even told the ship’s parrot, which just squawked and asked for a cracker.
George gave up caring, and became horribly depressed.
And then, the captain called for all hands on deck.
He announced all of George’s changes.
“We’ll be the best crew on the seas!” he said. “All thank...2025-06-1801 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge and a certain little princeGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He got shipwrecked and marooned a lot.
Sometimes, so marooned, not even a downed pilot in the middle of the Sahara Desert could be more marooned.
So, imagine the shock of him being asked by a little boy to draw him a sheep.
“I thought I was alone on this deserted island!” shouted George.
This distracted George long enough not to notice a plane passing overhead, which he could have signalled for help.
But that didn’t matter. The pilot ended up crash...2025-06-1701 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge garage saleGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When a pirate broke something, they’d toss it overboard.
But when it was still useful, they’d throw it in the cargo hold.
The hold eventually filled up with all kinds of junk and clutter.
There was no room left for cannonballs and powder and other vital pirate stuff.
So, George suggested a garage sale.
“But we don’t have a garage,” said the captain.
George dug a saw out of the hold and started to cut a garage door into th...2025-06-1601 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge and his new mentorGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Sure, it would have been easy for the captain to make George walk the plank and then replace him with a new recruit.
But the captain had invested a lot of time, money, and patience in George.
So, he hired Greybeard, the finest Professor of Pirateology, to teach George all he knew.
Two weeks later, Graybeard quit.
“The fool is utterly confused,” he said. “George needs the fundamentals, not advanced theory.”
The captain sighed, picked up a mop and bucket, and handed the...2025-06-1401 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge worshipsGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Instead of training and skill, he relied on faith.
And if offering his loyalty to one god would help, then offering his loyalty to more would help even more.
So, he worshiped all the gods. Every one of them.
And not just the sea gods. Every single god in human history.
From dawn until dusk, and into a good part of the night, George said prayers, made burnt offerings, and conducted strange rituals.
Then, one day, George gave up.
Laying on...2025-06-1301 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge wins the lotteryGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Out of habit, he bought a Powerball ticket, and he went out to sea.
That night, his number was drawn.
The store owner reviewed his security camera, and it revealed George as the winner.
Oblivious to this miracle, George went about his usual routine.
Whenever a ship with reporters approached, George’s shipmates subdued and gagged them.
And they’d steal their equipment and make ransom demands.
After a year at sea, George returned to port, but the winnings were forfei...2025-06-1201 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge goes to JapanGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
When Admiral Perry opened Japan to Western commerce, he also opened it to Western piracy.
George tried his hand at robbing Japanese ships.
But all he ever got were boatloads of fish, swords, and kimonos.
The kimonos were too small to fit George or his shipmates, not that pirates wear kimonos.
The swords looked cool, but they were horribly fragile.
George went through a crate of them in a week.
Which left George with a lot of dead fish.
Ge...2025-06-1101 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge and the magical teaGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate
“Here, drink this,” said the captain. “It’s a magical tea.”
So, George drank it. And vomited.
But he became strong and bold.
One day, George followed the captain to the Chinese herbalist shop… but the captain went to the woodmaker’s shop next door.
“Another bag of sawdust,” said the captain.
George was stunned. It was fake?
Dejected, he went back to the ship.
“Idiot keeps throwing up on the deck and not over the rail,” the captain said. “So messy.”
...2025-06-0901 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge the ScoutGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The ship’s captain sent George out on a lot of “scouting missions.”
Which were really just to get rid of the accident-prone George.
George would wander the place around for several days, looking for treasure, but he always ended up finding trouble.
Even though it was a huge relief to the crew not to have George on board and screwing things up.
Eventually, George would return, chased by an angry mob.
“Pull the gangplank and raise anchor!” shouted the captain, hoping to es...2025-06-0701 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge memorialsGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
He has no gravesite.
No, he wasn’t buried at sea.
His body was burned, and the ashes scattered.
That way, there would not be a grave for his followers to revere.
Over the years, many memorials to George have been built.
Piles of flowers, greeting cards, and stuffed teddy bears.
Cheap candles in cheap tin holders.
And the authorities have torn them all down.
Shadowy figures meet in dark alleys.
Exchanging secret handshakes, speaking secret passwords.2025-06-0601 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge on CNNGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
CNN’s Jeanne Moos did a profile on George, but made him out to be a complete assclown of a pirate.
George was furious.
“I do not fall overboard that often,” he growled. “And I only dropped my cutlass twice.”
He filed a complaint, which the network ignored.
So, George took a CNN crew hostage and demanded a ransom and retraction.
“Go ahead, kill them,” said the CNN executives. “They’re worthless.”
George posted their callous response on Facebook.
And the executives com...2025-06-0301 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge pirate qualitiesGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
Write a list of all the things that come to mind when you think of the word pirate.
George is none of those. Not a single one of them.
Unless, of course, you are crazy.
Then, I’m sure George will be a few of the things on your list.
So will a cockroach, a bowl potato salad, the Planet Neptune, and the smell of freshly-washed bedsheets.
Yes, you can read more George stories.
Would you like to draw me a pi...2025-06-0201 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge the king of comedy… and that’s 20 years.
George was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
“You’re the Jerry Lewis of pirates,” grumbled his exasperated captain.
The rest of the crew laughed.
Except for Frenchy, who said that George was no Jerry Lewis.
George looked up Jerry Lewis in the encyclopedia and learned about a technique called “video assist.”
Directors could watch instant reviews of shots instead of waiting for the crew to develop and print the daily footage.
George tried it with his performance
But he still kept falling overboar...2025-05-3101 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge and the eclipseGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
The captain was always looking for things for George to do, other than pirate stuff.
When the captain learned of an upcoming solar eclipse, he sailed into the total eclipse path.
“George, I know what you can do,” he said. “We don’t have time to sail to Walmart to get those special eclipse filter glasses. Can you scrounge the cargo hold and make some for us?”
George tried. And, well…
After the eclipse, the crew were covering their eyes and screaming.
“I’m sor...2025-05-2701 minThe 100 Word Stories PodcastGeorge thanks GodGeorge was a pirate, but he wasn’t a very good pirate.
After a long and difficult week, George muttered “Thank God it’s Friday.”
The clouds parted, a light shone down, and a voice boomed “YOU’RE WELCOME!”
The light faded, and it began to rain.
George was left confused, frightened, and wet.
“What the fuck just happened?” said George, shaking and holding on to the railing to keep from fainting.
George looked around, but there was nobody there to ask: “Did you see that? Did you hear that?”
It was just George on the dec...2025-05-2601 min
One Large DuvetOne with George RainsfordOne with George RainsfordThe iconic character of Roy Grace returns this May in the new stage adaptation of Picture You Dead, the tour of which arrives in Milton Keynes from Tue 6 – Sat 10 May.The brand new stage production, Picture You Dead, which is adapted from the bestselling novel of the UK's number one crime writer Peter James, is embarking on a major UK Tour!This production features a multi-star cast, including 2024 National Television Award-winning actor, Peter Ash, who returns to the stage following his acclaimed and unforgettably emotional exit from Coronation Street in...2025-05-1410 min
The Digital Publishing PodcastEpisode 12: The Art of the Probable with AI expert George WalkleyAI is upending almost all walks of life and industry right now. In this episode we are extremely lucky to get to talk to AI expert and publishing veteran George Walkley. We talk about copyright, creativity, accessibility and how AI impacts all of this for the publishing industry, as well as broader society.Sign up for George's newsletter at georgewalkely.com/newsletterCREDITS:Produced by Simon MellinsPresented by Simon Mellins and Simon HoltMusic: Better Days by penguinmusic at Pixabay2025-05-131h 06
Men’s Therapy PodcastThe Hidden Dangers of Covert Narcissism w/ George SimonIn a powerful and revealing episode of the Men’s Therapy Podcast, host Marc Azoulay sits down with George Simon. He is a renowned psychologist, author, and speaker best known for his bestselling book In Sheep’s Clothing. He has over three decades of experience in the field. Dr. Simon is delving into what he calls “the epidemic of character disturbance.” He particularly focusing on covert narcissism. It is a form of manipulation that’s deeply misunderstood yet increasingly visible in today’s society.
Reflecting on how the book came to be, Simon shares. “I was meeting with people… e...2025-05-061h 00
Brad Carr Podcast104. How to Defeat Narcissists and Manipulation | Dr. George SimonDr. George Simon discusses the covert aggression of narcissists and individuals without conscience, the path to escape abusers, and the process of healing. 00:00 - People can fight dirty and look good 00:25 - How manipulation always works 01:48 - People hide their fighting 02:45 - Fighting dirty and looking good 03:30 - Narcissists use the same tactics 03:50 - Putting you on the defensive 05:49 - Narcissists use group manipulation 08:07 - Exposing Narcissists in groups 10:26 - Backlash after leaving an abuser 11:26 - Therapy with a Narcissist is traumatic 12:05 - Exit fast. No threats. 12:35 - How to find allies 13:21 - Saying "No" to a...2025-03-121h 06
The Daily MastermindMastering Sales Psychology: Insights from Simon SeverinoIn this episode of the Daily Mastermind, host George Wright III delves into the subject of sales psychology with Simon Severino, CEO of Strategy Sprints. Simon shares his journey into sales, emphasizing the importance of understanding buyer psychology, asking the right questions, and being an effective listener. He discusses practical strategies to improve sales performance, including reducing talk time, increasing pricing, and shortening the sales path. Simon also introduces key concepts from his book 'Strategy Sprints,' providing listeners with actionable steps to accelerate business growth. Listeners are encouraged to explore additional resources and templates available on the Strategy...2024-12-2421 min
TrueLifeSimon van der Els - The Psychedelic SingularitySupport the show:https://www.paypal.me/Truelifepodcast?locale.x=en_USBuy Grow kit: https://modernmushroomcultivation.com/This Band willl Blow your Mind! Codex Serafini: https://codexserafini.bandcamp.com/album/the-imprecation-of-anima🎙️🎙️🎙️ In a world teetering between the old and the emergent, Simon Van Der Rls stands as a beacon for the transformative. A scientist-turned-seeker, Simon bridges the fragmented domains of biology, molecular microbiology, and the metaphysical, unraveling the delicate threads of humanity’s great Metacrisis. His work explores the intersections of philosophy, neuroscience, shamanic healing...2024-11-291h 33
Cherrywood Podcast#86 Energy-Saving Tips from George Louis: The Heating Expert You Need! Louis Gas & HeatingSimon and Rachel chat with George Louis, the founder of Louis Gas & Heating in Strood, Medway. George opens up about his journey in the gas and heating industry, sharing insights on building a business from the ground up, providing top-notch service to local communities, and staying ahead in the competitive heating market. Discover the latest trends in energy-efficient heating, challenges of running a local business, and expert advice for keeping your home warm and safe.Join us for an engaging discussion about small business success, home heating tips, and the importance of quality service in today’s market.#EnergySaving #He...2024-10-1849 min
The Daily MastermindMastering Sales Psychology: Insights from Simon Severino In this episode of Daily Mastermind, host George Wright III is joined by Simon Severino, CEO of Strategy Sprints and expert in sales strategies. They discuss the importance of buyer psychology, effective sales questioning, and practical tips to improve sales performance. Simon shares insights into increasing sales prices, improving win rates, and reducing sales cycle times. Listeners will learn about building customer intimacy, strategic positioning, and habits for successful sales. Simon also highlights key resources and methods to accelerate business growth. 00:58 Simon's Journey into Sales 02:02 Understanding Buyer Psychology 03:41 Effective Sales Strategies 09:09 A...2024-05-3120 min
NNBN PodcastEpisode 34 - Meet George, George and George from Venturi MarketingWelcome to the exciting NNBN podcast channel sponsored by Poppy Design Studio.
Listen to George, George and George from Venturi Marketing talking about their start up business, what they do to add value to their clients and how they've grown their business since launching.
To learn more about Venturi Marketing, you can visit their website here.2024-04-2634 min
Show Notes – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minEthical Leadership – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minStick to Your Principles – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minMake a Difference! – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minReach Your Full Potential – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minBe Your Best Self – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minLife and work balance – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat ManipulatorsIn this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minTeam-building – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minLeadership – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 minHR – Human Resources issues – The Mentors Radio362. Dr. George Simon on How to Recognize and Defeat Manipulators
In this episode of THE MENTORS RADIO, Host Tom Loarie talks with world renown psychologist, Dr. George Simon, who has spent decades understanding and dealing with character-impaired personalities. His best-selling book In Sheep’s Clothing just celebrated its 28th year in print. In this interview, Dr. Simon shares his insights on those people who can suck you dry and sap the joy of life out of you. These people subtly prey on your weaknesses and use clever tactics to gain an advantage over you. These people are underhanded, backstabbing, deceptive and conniving. They may work with you, associate with yo...2024-03-0243 min
I'd Rather be at the Beach⛺️ Explorer and adventurer - George Bullard#42 - Welcome back to ‘I’d Rather be at the Beach’, brought to you by me, I’m Simon and I run The Bonjour Agency. If you work in an independent school then this is the podcast for you where we don’t talk about work but we do talk to people in the independent school sector.George Bullard online:https://www.georgebullard.co.uk/speaking@georgebullard.co.ukContact me:www.thebonjouragency.com simon@thebonjouragency.com2023-12-2726 min
TrueLifeSimon van der Els - Observation Without EvaluationSupport the show:https://www.paypal.me/Truelifepodcast?locale.x=en_USBuy Grow kit: https://modernmushroomcultivation.com/This Band willl Blow your Mind! Codex Serafini: https://codexserafini.bandcamp.com/album/the-imprecation-of-animaSimon van der ElsI pursue supporting the healing of individuals, groups and systems in all the ways I am able to."fragmentation is now very widespread, not only throughout society, but also in each individual; and this is leading to a kind of general confusion of the mind...2023-12-052h 00
Breaking Boundaries PodcastBreaking Boundaries with George GankasGreetings and welcome to a special episode where we have the privilege of hosting the esteemed George Gankas, a true pioneer in the golf coaching realm. Revered for his groundbreaking techniques, George is here to lead us through the intricacies of powerful golf swings, offering invaluable insights to enhance your golfing expertise. George injects the conversation with his distinctive energy, passion, and wealth of expertise as he navigates the nuances of unique golf swings. Leveraging his extensive experience, he reflects on his enduring collaboration with Matthew Wolff, taking a deep dive into crucial elements such as speed...2023-11-2040 min
The Edge of Coaching#09 Simon Cavicchia: Paradox, Complexity & ConnectednessGeorge is joined today by Simon Cavicchia.Simon is an experienced consultant, facilitator, executive coach and coach supervisor. He is a former Programme Director on the MSc in Coaching Psychology at the Metanoia Institute with London South Bank University. And currently Faculty on Ashridge Masters in Masters in Executive Coaching.As will unfold in this conversation, He is particularly interested in exploring relational perspectives on organisational life and consulting, and is committed to continually researching how these perspectives can be used to inform practice and learning in organisations..He is the co-author of...2023-09-051h 07
Love, Evolved: Conscious Relationships with Leigh-Anne LoPintoThe Rise of Narcissism and How to Avoid the Trap of Empath-Narcissist Relationships - with Dr. George SimonIn Episode #30 of the Love, Evolved podcast, I welcome on a very special guest: Dr. George Simon. Dr. Simon is the leading expert on manipulators, narcissists and other disturbed characters, and has studied this phenomenon for over 42 years. This episode is for you if you are a kind-hearted, compassionate individual who finds yourself getting taken advantage of in relationships. Dr. Simon and I speak about the rise of narcissism and what has contributed to this problem, what some of the common tactics that people with narcissism and other character disorders use to manipulate others, and how...2023-08-2257 min
Timmy Gibson ShowUnderstanding and Dealing with Manipulative People w/Dr. George Simon #282What a joy for Timmy to talk with George Simon, Jr., Ph.D. on his book, In Sheep's Clothing, Understanding and Dealing with Manipulative People. Enjoy!
BIO
https://www.drgeorgesimon.com/
Dr. George Simon is an internationally-recognized expert on manipulators and other problem characters and the author of 3 bestselling books: In Sheep’s Clothing (which has been translated into 12 foreign languages), Character Disturbance, and The Judas Syndrome. He’s made appearances on several major television (Fox News Network, CNN, CBS 48 Hours) and radio programs and is also the host of a we...2023-07-131h 02