Shows
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I.M.Paranoid "Final Transmission??"Can it be? After all these years (5) our dear Doctor is going gently into that good night? Find Out!! Yes, Find Out, I Say!!2021-01-0407 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender 2020"Yes, Surrender! That's our motto here in the Future! It's also the name of this month when we bow our heads in the awe and wonder of just Being Alive! Hail the Great Old Ones!2020-11-3004 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender 2020"Find out how we VOTE here in the futurabulous Future! I VOTE that you watch this informative video. Watch it, I say!2020-10-2906 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober2020"Whoo! Party in the Future! Yes, it is the most futurabulous month of the year! Find out more about how Rocktober became so righteous, won't you?2020-09-3004 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember 2020"Hey, it's the month of Remember, remember? And here in the futurastic Future everyone gets their mind altered! No, not that! They have their memories changed so they're never wrong! Let's find out more, shall we?2020-09-0104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "BOGUS 2020"Aww BOGUS!!! Oh I'm SO bummed I don't even feel like describing this. Something about the big pandemic and conspiracy theories. Just watch it.2020-07-3106 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2020"Prepare to be deceived, because here/now it is the fakey Future month of YouLie! Yes, in YouLie all the fabulous future folk tell fibs, fables and falsehoods, to make everybody else look foolish. Such fun!2020-07-0106 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2020"Here in the Future, it is the flaky month of Soon, when everyone procrastinates and puts stuff off. You may want to listen to this later . . .2020-06-0103 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2020"And so, the abominable aftereffect of all this self-isolation becomes abysmally apparent - We have an appalling infestation of BABIES! Oh, so many BABIES!2020-04-3003 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2020"PANDEMIC!!! AAahhh! Self-Isolate! Keep Back!!! FREAK OUT (alone at home quietly) You may be paranoid, but are you PARANOID ENOUGH??!!!2020-03-3107 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2020"Hello to you all, primitive people of the past. BEHOLD! My 50th transmission! Celebrating the mighty marketing month of Merch. Buy Something Already!!2020-03-0206 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2020"Ah, Past Primitives, here in the Future it is the totally toadying month of Celebruary, when all our social and genetic betters walk among us to shame us with our own inadequacies. YOU can feel bad about yourself, too! Join me, won't you?2020-01-3104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary" 2020Oh, the happiest of seasonal greeting my precious past peepsters!! It is the futurabulous month of Spamuary! Yes, Spamuary, when all the wonderful new telepathic advertisements launch directly into our brains! Join me, won't you?2020-01-0205 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender" 2019Did you know kitchen accidents are a large percentage of household injuries? Find out more (too much!) Watch this thing. Watch it I say!2019-12-0101 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober 2019"Ahh, the time goes by so fast here in the future month of Rocktober. Find out why just in time for the big Halloweenus party! Whooo Rocktober!!!2019-10-0104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember 2019"I forget what this video is about. . . the Future? But wait. There's a big fight in the middle . . . something about celery. Remember to watch!!2019-08-3004 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus 2019"Awww, the party's over and now it is the malicious month of Bogus, when all the fabutastic future folk gotta get a real job. So bummeriffic. Someone make me a sandwich. (and watch out for Barry!)2019-07-3104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2019"It is the future month of YouLie (or is it?) when all the future folk tell fibs and falsehoods (no they don't) Don't believe a single word our good Doctor says (but send money)Let's listen!2019-07-0104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2019"Welcome back to one of the Future's favorite month's, SOON! When everybody just slacks off and lays around doing NOTHING! I'll probably get around to telling you more about it later . . . maybe.2019-05-3104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2019"Well, once again in the future, it is the socially-responsible month of Spay. Where overpopulation is the hot-button issue of the day. Have you considered spaying or neutering yourself?2019-05-0104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2019"Oh, yeah, hello. Here's this month's video. Watch it. Or don't. I don't care. It's . . .uhgg . . Scrapril. :(2019-04-0103 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2019"Here/now in the future it is the marketing month of Merch! Watch this important transmission now. Or better yet, BUY IT! Yes, BUY IT I say!2019-03-1105 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2019"Ah, here in the Future it's the egomaniacal month of Celebruary, when all the wonderful famous people emerge from their hyperbolic sleep chamber to make our own lives seem so dull and insignificant.Come join the fun!2019-02-1506 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary" 2019Ahh, past primitives. It is a brand New Year in the Future and that most exciting of all months, Spamuary!! Yes, Spamuary, when all the new telepathic advertisements get beamed directly into your brain. Let's all watch, shall we?2019-01-2505 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid's "HOLIDAY HAPTACULAR!"Oh, it's that festive time of year in the FUTURE! Join our good Doctor as he celebrates the season. Rupert the Brown-nosed Reindeer and all your favorite holiday cartoons will be there. Sponsored by Big Tex Hombre's Genetically Modified Cockroach Meat!! Yum!!2018-12-1829 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender" 2018Come join our good doctor to where hilarity abounds,. Yes, it's the future's favorite comedy club: General Gutbuster's Gigglearium!! Wack hi-jinks will ensue, yo!2018-11-0206 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober" 2018Oh, the party is about to start!!! Our good Doctor, and all his other multiverse and dimensional selves are all getting together for a huge Rocktober celebration! Come join the fun why don'tcha?2018-09-3007 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember" 2018This month's broadcast was a little difficult, my Past Primitives. It was hard to work the controls with little rabbit paws. And I'm so hungry. So hungry.2018-08-3107 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus 2018"Oh my past peeps, it is the Future month of Bogus and all of us future folk have to get a (uuugh!) job. Such an ugly word. Watch it! (or don't - I don't care, I'm on break)2018-07-3108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie 2018"Oh, it is the Futuriffic month of YouLie - when everyone tells lies, my gullible past peepers! This Episode is the absolutely BEST transmissions EVER! Seriously! It's Hhhhuuuugggggee!2018-07-0106 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon 2018"Oh, this WAS gonna be the BEST EPISODE DESCRIPTION EVER!! Ahhh, but sadly, I haven't gotten it finished yet. I'm gonna write it REAL soon (get it "soon"?)2018-05-3104 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid - Spring Pledge Drive! "Spay 2018"In this month's transmission, our good Doctor reports from the ASFPOB's (you know, the American Society For Prevention Of Babies) Spring Pledge Drive to help reduce overpopulation in the Future!2018-04-3005 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid - The ORIGIN STORY! "Scrapril 2018"In this Videoptical Episode you will learn the AMAZING TRUTH of our good Doctor's cloning way back in the futurabulous year 2375! So Emotionally Rewarding! (Also there's a stupid song about the Easter Bunny)2018-04-0112 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2018"Oh, ma Past Primitive Peepers, in this, the mighty month of Merch, our good Doctor explains how the wonderful system of commerce in the Future. So wonderful!2018-03-0210 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2018"Transmitting LIVE from the Futurabulous SPAMMYS awards, our good Doctor meets new people and looks at LOVE! Listen in, won't you?2018-01-3013 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spamuary 2018"It's a whole NEW YEAR of Telepathic Advertisements here in the Fabulous Future! Listen in, won't you? (Otherwise how will you know what to BUY??!)2017-12-3110 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid "Surrender SANTA 2017"This future month of Surrender is devoted to showing the secret of that creepy Kris Kringle. It's the Scandalous Santa Claus Expose Episode!! Find out the HORRIBLE truth for YOURSELF!! Ho Ho NO!!!2017-11-3008 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "NoSpender 2017"Now the party is over and all the caterers want their money. Yes, NoSpender is the terribly stingy month when all your bills come due (and they won't take a check)2017-11-0107 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Rocktober 2017"OooOoOohhh! Be afraid, ma primitive peeps! Be very afraid! It is the Halloween Transmission for the Spookeriffric month of ROCKTOBER!! AAaaahhhh!!2017-09-3010 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid "Remember 2017"Oh Loyal listeners, here be the Fabulous Future broadcast from the unforgiving month of "Remember" Don't forget to listen in!2017-08-3109 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid "Bogus 2017"Our Good Doctor(s?) describes why Bogus is the more bummeriffic of all months in the Future. This transmission takes crabbiness to a whole new art form! Listen in, won't you?2017-07-3108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid "You Lie 2017"The most wonderiffic show of ALL TIME!! 3 billion people upvoted it as FABULOUS! It's DrP's brilliant broadcast for YouLie!! You'll absolutely LOVE IT! (Just kidding, this is YouLie where everyone in the future tell fables, fibs and falshoods!)2017-07-0109 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid "Soon 2017!"Listen to your Doctor to explore the Future's most slacking month! Or just put it off! Who cares? It's Soon!2017-06-0108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2017"The World of Tomorrow is seriously overpopulated. Hear what our Good Doctor thinks of the subject of BABIES!2017-04-3006 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Scrapril 2017"Oh my poor primitives, it is the unfortunate bummerific month of Scrapril. Find out what's going on in our good Doctor's head, won't you?2017-03-3111 minDoctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Merch 2017!"Come celebrate the monetary month of Merch and hear the horrible scams our good Doctor was infested with THIS month! (also - ADMIRAL SQUID!)2017-02-2810 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Celebruary 2017!"Oh, ma Poor Primitive Peeps, this episode our good Doctor explains why popularity is so important in the Future. Ahhh, Get AWAY Droney!2017-02-0108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid: Spamuary 2017!It's a brand new year, made more delightful with all the new advertisements beamed straight into your brain by T-mail! HOORAY!!2016-12-3107 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Surrender"It is the end of the year 2375, the month of "Surrender" find out the joy this wonderful month brings - or don't. I just don't care.2016-12-0108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid: No SpenderWhaaaaat? Our good Doctor has a SPONSOR???!! The upcoming Singularity will never be the same! Learn for yourself, the Future's favorite food! Yum Yum!!2016-11-0106 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I M Paranoid: Rocktober!Oh, it's party time in the Future! Find out why (and what our good Doctor's favorite party drug is!)2016-09-3007 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Remember"Ah, Primitive Past People, our good Doctor explains why no one ever has to think or remember anything in the Future. Don't forget to listen on in!2016-09-0109 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Bogus"Our Doctor explains why all our futuristic friends are all fussin' and a-fightin' this month in an episode guaranteed to make you shout "Bogus!" Listen in, why shouldn't you?2016-07-3108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "YouLie"Doctor Paranoid reveals the mysteries of the marvelous month of YouLie and how YOU can celebrate! Good Times? You Bet!2016-07-0210 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Soon"Our good Doctor informs us of the Future's glorious month of Soon and its holiday festivities! Listen in, won't you?2016-05-3108 min
Doctor I. M. ParanoidDoctor I. M. Paranoid "Spay 2016"Listen in to our good Doctor's description of the future's control of their population, social education, and his opinion of Motherhood.2016-04-3008 min
A Scientist Walks Into A BarEp. 1: Amphibians of the NorthwestThis is a recording of a talk given by Dr. Ivan Phillipsen on April 1, 2014, in Portland Oregon, at a Nerd Nite event hosted by Via Productions. Ivan has a PhD in zoology from Oregon State University and runs a nature tour company called Volcano Lands. In this talk he describes what amphibians are, where they live, and their importance to the environment. He also talks about some of the species that live in the Pacific Northwest, such as red-legged frogs, coastal giant salamanders, and ensatinas, and where you can find them when you're out on a hike or in...2014-09-2037 min