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Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #66Bet you didn't think Lucy Lux had it in her but, she tied Duke Eastwood to a chair and taped his mouth shut, so he won't be around this episode to wreak havoc on the airwaves. This time its Lucy's picks for the bet punk rock this side of the tracks. So listen and learn my little garagepunk minions, listen and learn...2024-10-091h 07Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #64Duke Eastwood narrowly escaped going to jail in Louisiana before he could bring you this podcast, but he’s here now with Killed By Porn #64, and until they put him behind bars for something else. Steel the Sweet Vermouth from your parents’ bar and be more punk.2024-10-091h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #63Duke comes to you from a robotrip meant to cure his case of the swine flu. You already know what it is, a collection of smooth jams to enjoy on an autumn day. That, and this episode has some of the most retarded punk rock songs ever recorded on it. Lick it up baby, lick it up.2024-10-091h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #61Duke was riding a bike with no breaks around the city and sprained his wrist trying to skid to a stop. This episode is a millisecond by millisecond recreation of that incident. Actually more of a hydrocodone-inspired mash through his record collection, but who really cares?2024-10-0556 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #58Duke came home from destroying SUVs in the desert to discover his Internet had been turned off. But don’t get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.2024-10-031h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #58Duke came home from destroying SUVs in the desert to discover his Internet had been turned off. But don’t get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.2024-10-031h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #57Maribel finally came over to record a podcast as part of Duke’s new “Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection.” It became a mostly Spanish-speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were sung in Spanish that turned out to not be in Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psychos, the Vexors, y mucho, mucho mas.2024-10-0356 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #57Maribel finally came over to record a podcast as part of Duke’s new “Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection.” It became a mostly Spanish-speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were sung in Spanish that turned out to not be in Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psychos, the Vexors, y mucho, mucho mas.2024-10-0356 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #54Duke Eastwood tries something he's wanted to do for a long time here: he plays his Ipod on shuffle throughout the whole podcast! That's right, Duke has no control this time; it's all up to whatever weird-ass mechanism that makes the Ipod's shuffle function work. Be that as it may, it still is Duke's Ipod, so you know the force of Killed By Porn is Strong in it.2024-10-011h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Apocalypstick!Duke Eastwood deals with a pain in the ass called Lucy Lux and they make a podcast. It's a clusterfuck, so tune in for all the fun!2024-09-3055 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #51Duke knows everyone out there is doing a tribute to Lux Interior, and he doesn't give a fuck, he's doing one too. Lux was not only important as a rock & roll musician, but also one of the coolest rock & roll D.J.'s of all time. Because of him I know about a whole mess of rock and roll personnel that I would have never known about otherwise. In this tribute I play all the songs I know about specifically because of Lux himself. So enjoy it and don't get too sentimental. Remember, Lux would have wanted you to "stay...2024-09-301h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #51Duke knows everyone out there is doing a tribute to Lux Interior, and he doesn't give a fuck, he's doing one too. Lux was not only important as a rock & roll musician, but also one of the coolest rock & roll D.J.'s of all time. Because of him I know about a whole mess of rock and roll personnel that I would have never known about otherwise. In this tribute I play all the songs I know about specifically because of Lux himself. So enjoy it and don't get too sentimental. Remember, Lux would have wanted you to "stay...2024-09-301h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #50It's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.2024-09-3056 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #50It's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.2024-09-3056 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #49Taking from the lessons of Texas Celebrity Turkey Tribe, Duke Eastwood is giving you another installment of Kick-you-in-the-face programing. So if you're too pussy to get into it, whatever dude. Break it down to responsibility, I make podcast you're supposed to listen to, you are supposed to love it2024-09-2946 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #48This podcast just keeps stooping lower and lower. Duke Eastwood almost didn't live to see the recording of this one; more than once. But here it is, a collection of rare records thrown on one after the other to amuse your unappreciative ass. You thought he would always kiss you people's asses? Well, you shouldn't trust him so much. This episode is like a kick in the face, but only because we know, deep down, you love that.2024-09-2950 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #45Fuck all that election shit! Is whatever happens in the election going to change the fact that you like to smoke weed and try to get in the pants off almost everyone you meet? No! Now don’t get Duke Eastwood wrong, the only place he wants to see more of Sarah Palin’s face is in his pillow; but, you can only “vote” for so much. Just go ahead and celebrate the fact that you’re a dirt bag that no candidate would stand behind with the sounds of the Jacuzzi Boys, GG Allin, DMZ, Supercharger, the Functional Blackouts, and tons m...2024-09-281h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #44Alright, why are you reading this? You should have already listened to this podcast. Duke Eastwood is going to teach you about life today. You should have woken up an hour earlier than you did just to have listened to this today; no, yesterday. Today we’ve got for you music from: the Simpletones, Hunx and His Punx, Volt, No Bunny, the Smith Westerns, Plasticland… all that and more. Let’s go cave people!2024-09-261h 06Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #43Recently Duke Eastwood was a DJ at an L.A. screening of the film “You Weren’t There,” a documentary about Chicago punk spanning 1977 through 1984. After digging up all relevant records and putting the set together, then listening to its power, he decided the set was too amazing to just be heard that one night in a loud, crowded theater; so here it is! Hear tracks from Windy City giants such as the Effigies, Strike Under, Naked Raygun, the Mentally Ill, Articles of Fairth, Big Black, and many, many more. After you realize you wish you had been there, go over t...2024-09-2648 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #42Yep, it’s the 666th podcast from GaragePunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to Hell just for producing this podcast alone, even though he was probably headed that direction anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank God; it’s about time. From this point out, we’re all devil worshipers. You are down, aren’t you? Don’t be a wimp, hit play and get on the guest list to the underworld with the rest of us who know how to have fun.2024-09-261h 06Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #42Yep, it’s the 666th podcast from GaragePunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to Hell just for producing this podcast alone, even though he was probably headed that direction anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank God; it’s about time. From this point out, we’re all devil worshipers. You are down, aren’t you? Don’t be a wimp, hit play and get on the guest list to the underworld with the rest of us who know how to have fun.2024-09-261h 06Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #40So, Duke Eastwood had nothing better to do than do something a little bit different for the 40th episode of Killed By Porn. He, for one, has nominated himself for the title of “best person to ever listen to music.” And, has also taken an unwilling intern into the studio to begin learning the craft of being great at listening to music. Can you learn to be better at listening to music? Yes! Lesson one starts here; Killed By Porn #40.2024-09-251h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #34A lot has happened since the last episode of Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolves. Before that, he moved to a new, exciting, and more dangerous part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin’ plates on your ass!2024-09-2353 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #34A lot has happened since the last episode of Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolves. Before that, he moved to a new, exciting, and more dangerous part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin’ plates on your ass!2024-09-2353 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #33Duke is full of pills this time around. After having surgery on his stomach which had been damaged by too much hot sauce, he is being kept well medicated by strong painkillers and a healthy dose of Twilight Zone reruns. His computer and record player were pushed up beside the recovery bed to bring you this new pain-free episode of Killed By Porn. Get in touch with your inner pill popper as you listen to the Great Planes, Pink Section, the Busy Signals, Jerk Alert, and the Quick among many others. And don’t worry about Mr. Eastwood, he’ll be b...2024-09-231h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #31Has Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you’re in danger of “gettin’ nothing for Christmas.” But it’s not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them under the mistletoe and get sum!2024-09-211h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #31Has Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you’re in danger of “gettin’ nothing for Christmas.” But it’s not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them under the mistletoe and get sum!2024-09-211h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #30It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about TV shows, toys, travel, and… true love? Yeah, I know, it sounds like a stranger who’s luring you into his van, but it’s just Killed By Porn.2024-09-2156 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #23This podcast wasn’t recorded as much as it was melded together by heated pressure like a diamond. Duke Eastwood didn’t pick these cuts this time, oh no. He used a divining rod to find the most chilling and/or sweaty records to revive you from the slump of these scorching days and nights. The heat can’t get on your case, when you wear your rock & roll face.2024-09-2053 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #19Fresh from ripping his nipples off learning to surf, Duke Eastwood is back on that ass with more of what you’re asking for. Along for the ride this time is Rock & Roll Road Show veteran, Judy Dracula, who came to give a woman’s touch to this filth. Turn it up and enjoy songs by such bands as the Thought Criminals… and many others.2024-09-201h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #17Duke Eastwood went to the porn capital of the world—Southern California’s San Fernando Valley. Here he reunited with regulars of the Rock & Roll Road Show, Reno Steal, and Wally Swagger to commit ultimate destruction. Because it would be impossible to catalog all the best sounds of Southern California rock & roll into one podcast, we didn’t try. Instead, settling on a playlist of favorites from tinsel town’s sweaty past. Plug in and turn it up loud as GaragePunk.com punches Hollywood in the face.2024-09-191h 08Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #17Duke Eastwood went to the porn capital of the world—Southern California’s San Fernando Valley. Here he reunited with regulars of the Rock & Roll Road Show, Reno Steal, and Wally Swagger to commit ultimate destruction. Because it would be impossible to catalog all the best sounds of Southern California rock & roll into one podcast, we didn’t try. Instead, settling on a playlist of favorites from tinsel town’s sweaty past. Plug in and turn it up loud as GaragePunk.com punches Hollywood in the face.2024-09-191h 08Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #9After smoking Cuban cigars in Panama, hitting swingers clubs in Argentina, and narrowly escaping a kidnapping charge in Columbia, Duke Eastwood is back in the dirty desert wasteland of Denver, Colorado to bring you another not-ready-for-primetime podcast. Not all podcasts have a happy ending; listen for this one’s safe word.2024-09-1857 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #8Duke’s currently on safari, filming a slasher movie or something in some far-off, exotic country and neglected to submit an intro description for this show, but listen to it anyway. Ya know ya wanna…2024-09-181h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #8Duke’s currently on safari, filming a slasher movie or something in some far-off, exotic country and neglected to submit an intro description for this show, but listen to it anyway. Ya know ya wanna…2024-09-181h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #7Like being left alone with your dad’s creepy best friend… here’s Killed By Porn, episode number 7. Duke’s got enough alcohol to kill a rhinocerous, and enough wild-ass rock’n’roll to wipe out an entire civilization of squares. Check it out for yourself… [Squares and rhinos beware!]2024-09-1858 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #7Like being left alone with your dad’s creepy best friend… here’s Killed By Porn, episode number 7. Duke’s got enough alcohol to kill a rhinocerous, and enough wild-ass rock’n’roll to wipe out an entire civilization of squares. Check it out for yourself… [Squares and rhinos beware!]2024-09-1858 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #3Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast: 1. Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers. 2. Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss you, will you scream?” 3. Taste of the Taste, Taste First Place!2024-09-1755 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #3Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast: 1. Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers. 2. Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss you, will you scream?” 3. Taste of the Taste, Taste First Place!2024-09-1755 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #2Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. You look like a pervert, so act like one!2024-09-1735 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #2Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. You look like a pervert, so act like one!2024-09-1735 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #69XXX2010-11-013h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Apocalypstick #2Host: Duke Eastwood & Lucy Lux2010-05-011h 07Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #66Bet you didn't think Lucy Lux had it in her but, she tied Duke Eastwood to a chair and taped his mouth shut, so he won't be around this episode to reap havoc on the airwaves. This time its Lucy's picks for the bet punk rock this side of the tracks. So listen and learn my little garagepunk minions, listen and learn...2010-02-021h 07Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #65Host: Duke EastwoodGET IT HERE NOW!!! THE KILLED BY PORN EPISODE THAT WAS TOO HOT FOR THE GARAGEPUNK.COM NETWORK!!! DOWNLOAD NOW, NOW, NOW!!!!!!!!2010-01-0437 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #64Duke Eastwood narrowly escaped going to jail in Louisiana before he could bring you this podcast, but he's here now with Killed By Porn #64, and until they put him behind bars for something else. Steel the Sweet Vermouth from your parents bar and be more punk.2009-12-281h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #63Host: Duke EastwoodDuke comes to you from a robotrip meant to cure his case of the swine flu.You already know what it is, a collection of smooth jams to enjoy on anAutumn's day. That and this episode has some of the most retarded punk rocksongs ever recorded on it. Lick it up baby, lick it up.2009-11-161h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #61Duke was riding a bike with no breaks around the city and sprained his wrist trying to skid to a stop. This episode is a millisecond by millisecond recreation of that incident. Actually more of a hydrocodone-inspired mash through his record collection, but who really cares?2009-09-2957 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #60Host: Duke EastwoodIt's the 60th Killed By Porn, it's also the 900th podcast to be posted on Garagepunk.com. In other words, I shouldn't have to explain this shit to you again.2009-08-2458 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #59Host: Duke Eastwood A dark plunge into a dark sense of humor, or just some retarded songs put end to end, Killed By Porn #59 is what you imagine it to be. But look at it this way, at least it's not what your flunky junkie friends are listening to.2009-08-0354 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #58Host: Duke EastwoodDuke came home from destroying S.U.V.s in the desert to discover his internet had been turned off. But don't get the wrong impression, this podcast is not phoned in. Duke untucks the heat in this episode, and it has bump appeal for real. Crank this shit up and have a watergun fight, because art is faggotry.2009-07-131h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #57Host: Duke Eastwood and MaribelMaribel finally come over to record a podcast as part of Duke's new "Killed By Porn Fan Club Podcast Collection." It became a mostly Spanish speaking band episode, except for the songs I wanted to play that were in Spanish that turned out to not be Spanish at all. Anyway, you get to hear: Ultimo Resorte, Polo Pepe, Los Explosives, Los Psychos, the Vexors, y mucho, mucho mas.2009-06-2256 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #56Host: Duke Eastwood June is here again; the time of the year that makes power pop relevant. The season and the kind of music that makes you want to wash the grease out of your hair and go into the shark invested waters of love. Sink or swim, or a bit of both, Killed By Porn knows your filthy ass is in line and on time for this raucous collection of sweet jams to put you on the main road...wave...whatever; I know ya heard of that.2009-06-0152 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #55Host: Duke Eastwood Killed By Porn assumes that if you listen to this podcast, you're probably that kind of person who J's off on records all day long. No one's judging you; just try to not make it too obvious.2009-05-1156 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #54Host: Duke EastwoodDuke Eastwood tries something he's wanted to do for a long time here: he plays his Ipod on shuffle throughout the whole podcast! That's right, Duke has no control this time; it's all up to whatever weird-ass mechanism that makes the Ipod's shuffle function work. Be that as it may, it still is Duke's Ipod, so you know the force of Killed By Porn is Strong in it.2009-04-201h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #53Host: Duke EastwoodBeing sick, in pain from getting punched at a show, and down and out from the fucked up economy isn't all that bad. Being the scum bag that you are has prepared you for times like this. But, being the maniac that you are, you still need good music to get you through your demented day; this is where Killed By Porn comes in as the bad example that tells you it's OK to do what you want to.2009-03-3059 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By ApocalystickHost: Duke Eastwood and Lucy LuxKILLED BY APCALYSTICK!!!Diuke Eastwood deals with a pain in the ass called Lucy Lux and they make a podcast. It's a clusterfuck, so tune in for all the fun!2009-03-0955 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #51Host: Duke EastwoodDuke knows everyone out there is doing a tribute to Lux Interior, and he doesn't give a fuck, he's doing one too. Lux was not only important as a rock & roll musician, but also one of the coolest rock & roll D.J.'s of all time. Because of him I know about a whole mess of rock and roll personnel that I would have never known about otherwise. In this tribute I play all the songs I know about specifically because of Lux himself. So enjoy it and don't...2009-02-161h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #50Host: Duke EastwoodIt's the wettest issue of Killed By Porn yet. Celebrating 50 episodes of gettin' your gash all snotty, Duke has brought you some of the stickiest tunes you've ever bopped on a schmeckel to. So, sit your fine ass down and learn some shit.2009-01-2756 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #49Host : Duke Eastwood Taking from the lessons of Texas Celebrity Turkey Tribe, Duke Eastwood is giving you another installment of Kick-you-in-the-face programing. So if you're too pussy to get into it, whatever dude. Break it down to responsibility, I make podcast you're supposed to listen to, you are supposed to love it!2009-01-0546 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #48Host: Duke Eastwood This podcast just keeps stooping lower and lower. Duke Eastwood almost didn't live to see the recording of this one; more than once. But here it is, a collection of rare records thrown on one after the other to amuse your unappreciative ass. You thought he would always kiss you people's asses? Well, you shouldn't trust him so much. This episode is like a kick in the face, but only because we know, deep down, you love that.2008-12-1550 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #47Host: Duke EastwoodOh Boy! Another episode of a podcast made for people who live like their not trying to live; well you have to listen to something between blackouts. This JAM packed show features the Zero Boys, the Feederz, Digital Leather, the Rotters, and a few other bands your dumb ass friends don't know about, but you're going to love; you diabolically cool muthafuckas youz!2008-11-241h 02Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #46Host: Duke EastwoodIf you thought party boy time was reserved for the weekends, then you should know by now that it's not, because Killed By Porn #46 is here to grind its most intimate of areas all over your ignorant ass. It's one more thing to identify with as you shower yourself off in a cheap motel after a scandalous night. Another president to keep you guilt free when shame tries to run you rampant; A reminder to you that there is always someone more filthy than you out there somewhere; and that no matter what crazy...2008-11-031h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #45Host: Duke Eastwood Fuck all that election shit! Is whatever happens in the election going to change the fact that you like to smoke weed and try to get in the pants of almost everyone you meet? No! Now don't get Duke Eastwood wrong, the only place he wants to see more of Sarah Palin's face is in his pillow; but, you can only "vote" for so much. Just go ahead and celibrate the fact that you're a dirt bag that no canidate would stand behind with the sounds of the Jacuzzi...2008-10-131h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #44Host: Duke Eastwood Alright, why are you reading this? You should have already listened to this podcast already. Duke Eastwood is going to teach you about life today. You should have woken up an hour earlier than you did just to have listened to this today; no yesterday. Today we've got for you music from: the Simpletones, Hunx and His Punx, Volt, No Bunny, the Smith Westerns, Plasticland, all that and more. Let's go cave people!2008-09-221h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #43Host: Duke Eastwood Recently Duke Eastwood was DJ at an L.A. screening of the film "You Weren't There," a documentry about Chicago punk spanning 1977 through 1984. After digging up all relevent records and putting the set together, then listening to its power, he decided the set was too amazing to just be heard that one night in a loud crowded theater; so here it is! Hear tracks from windy city giants such as the Effigies, Strike Under, Naked Raygun, the Mentally Ill, Articles of Fairth, Big Black, and many,many more. After you realize you wish...2008-09-0148 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #42Host: Duke Eastwood GARAGEPUNK PODCAST #666 Yep, it's the 666th podcast from garagepunk.com! And what else can be said other than Duke Eastwood is going to hell just for this podcast alone, even though he was probably going anyway. No shit, you may actually be offended by this one, and thank god; it's about time. From this point out, we're all devil whorshipers. You are down, arn't you? Don't be a whimp, hit play and get on the guest list to the underworld with the rest of us who know...2008-08-111h 06Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #41Host: Duke EastwoodWhen you lead a reckless life, you may not need anyone else's advice; but you do need a reliable source of bad ass tunes you can act-a-fool to. Killed By Porn has always rose to this occasion, and this episode is based on that intention. Fuel yourself with drugs only a 19 year old would touch willingly, and realize that not being square isn't just a weekend affair. Come and Join Killed By Porn as we spin out of control in a way that will require an intervention!2008-07-211h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #40Host: Duke Eastwood So, Duke Eastwood had nothing better to do than do something a little bit different for the 40th episode of Killed By Porn. He, for one, has nominated himself for the title of "best person to ever listen to music." And, has also taken a unwilling intern into the studio to begin learning the craft at being great at listening to music. Can you learn to be better at listening to music? Yes! Lesson one starts here; Killed By Porn #40.2008-06-301h 00Killed By PornKilled By PornGaragePunk Surfcast #9Host: Duke EastwoodDuke Eastwood has spent the last week at Malibu beach gathering the inspiration for this new episode of the GaragePunk Surfcast. Now, he passes this Soundscape of sun-burnt skin onto you. Feel the salt water in your eyes and pressure built-up in your ears no matter where you are. Feel the waves crush you to death as you realize you swam out past the point of return. This is surf. This is the GaragePunk surfcast.2008-06-2051 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #39Host : Duke EastwoodThis new episode is all about realizing you don't like Weezer or coldplay, and you're going to out of control. Have you lost your damn mind? Well, check this show out, you will. Rip off you clothes and start breaking shit.2008-06-0955 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #38Host : Duke EastwoodThe only thing more packed with jams than the last 10 minutes this podcast is the first 50. This episode of Killed By Porn is rock and roll for the mind; a traumatic experience in good songwriting and great musicianship. draw your own conclusions, but the evidence is right here. Grab a hot dog and some Steel Reserve and review these results with your punk ass!2008-05-1958 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #37Host: Duke EastwoodPower Pop records always come out of hibernation in the Spring to realine your perception. Maybe this Winter tricked you into thinking that wearing a scarf and worrying about super volcanoes was all there was to do until time ran out; but it's not true! Shit is just getting started! Let this new episode of Killed By Porn be proof positive that a lot of dancing has to be done before it will ever be glow in the dark time. This isn't Coachella, Dance I say!2008-04-281h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #36Host: Duke EastwoodIf you'd rather let Rick James' skeleton burn you with a crack torch than listen to the radio today, Killed By Porn has got your back. If there's ever been an episode of jams, jam packed with jams, it's this one! This one even includes what I will be the best song you hear this week; I even guarantee it!2008-04-0758 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #35Host: Duke EastwoodThis week, Spring time and Killed By Porn join forces to bang you over frost-bitten skull. More specifically, we brought the spirit of 1986 out of the Smerf lunch box and made it into a podcast. We used a Roland TR-808 and 606, pink Ray-Ban sunglasses, and lots of other proper nouns to make this show possible. Yep, check every last Swatch on your arm: it's time for a new episode of Killed By Porn.2008-03-181h 06Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #34Host : Duke EastwoodAlot has happened since the last Killed By Porn. Duke Eastwood just came back from the mountains where he was taming wolfs. Before that, he moved to a new and exciting, more dangerous, part of town. And on top of it all, got his PhD in droppin; plates on your ass!Have you forgot about GaragePunk chat?Duke Eastwood will be hanging out in the GaragePunk chatroom today, so come in for the stories he doesn't have time for on the podcast!2008-02-2653 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKillled By Porn #33Host: Duke Eastwood Duke is full of pills this time around. After having surgery on his stomach which had been damaged by too much hot sauce, he is being kept well medicated by strong painkillers and a healthy dose of Twilight Zone reruns. His computer and record player were pushed up beside the recovery bed to bring you this new pain-free episode of Killed By Porn. Get in touch with your inner pill popper as you listen to the Great Planes, Pink Section, the Busy Signals, Jerk Alert, and the Quick among many others. And don't worry about...2008-01-311h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #32Host: Duke EastwoodBy many accounts, the major recording industry is losing all its money; great right? However, listen to the radio and you'll probably wonder, "How do these people ever make money with this music in the first place?" Well, they do lots of bad and underhanded things, one of which we will examine today: The Top 20 Countdown! Who made this countdown? The Screamin' Mee-Mees, the Saints, '63 Monroe, the Descendents, and Big Black among others. In what order? Who's at the top? What's the point of this stupid shit? You...2008-01-1558 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #31Host: Duke EastwoodHas Killed By Porn been naughty or nice? Are you kidding? Just by you knowing about it you're in danger of "gettin' nothing for Christmas." But it's not so bad, there are a surprising number of dirty Christmas songs that Duke Eastwood has just stuffed down your stocking. Why start trying to be nice now? Hit play, unwrap someone you know, pull them under the mistletoe and get sum!2007-12-241h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornGaragePunk Surfcast #4Host: Duke EastwoodDuke Eastwood comes straight out of Venice Beach to bang you over the head with a 9-foot fiberglass board known as the GaragePunk Surfcast. In the curl this time around are favorites from legends like the Lively Ones, and Eddie and the Showmen. Some lesser known blasts from bands like Die Sputniks and the Surfin' Dead. A few just to weird you out courtesy of the Exports and the Ziggens, and even a couple by bands that aren't even known for surf music! Get in here and stomp you little maggots!2007-12-1658 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #30Host: Duke Eastwood It might be getting cold where you live, but the Dionysian blood-lust orgy known as Killed By Porn never cools down; and the 30th episode is here to give you more Bacchus for your proverbial buck. This time we get down with a collection of records Duke almost forgot about, songs about tv shows, toys, travel, and ... true love (?) Yeah, I know it sounds like a stranger who's luring you into his van, but it's just Killed By Porn.2007-12-0456 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #29Host: Duke Eastwood150 proof moonshine and a day spent heckling thestriking WGA are the events that lead up to this newepisode of Killed By Porn. We start sipping to thesounds of the Viletones and the Afrika Korps, numb tothe injuries sustained by crossing the picket line toBig Balls and the Great White Idiot and Legal Weapon,and are dealing with the room spinning around us bythe time we get to the Rotters, Vox Pop, and DavidPeel. Our livers will be the next thing to go onstrike, so you better enjoy this!2007-11-0959 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #28Host: Duke EastwoodNever Before seen, for the first time anywhere, Killed By Porn #28 is here. It's real, not an illusion. For the first time anywhere you will hear blood curdling sadistic surgery, head amputation, a real dead body will be given away as a prize. Girls bring your boyfriends to protect you! You may need help, Help, HELP!!!2007-10-3057 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #27Host: Duke EastwoodBlood, sweat, and tears all remind us that we can't party all the time. Killed By Porn #27 is the soundtrack to washing blood out of your clothes after a rough night out; what you listen to as you test whether or not you can still see out of both eyes as well as before; the sounds you hear over the police sirens as your cars speeds for the edge of a cliff... and you used to be such a nice kid.2007-10-1654 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #26Host: Duke EastwoodPerfect for crying yourself to sleep on a fall night, Killed By Porn #26 brings you what you asked for, then throws you out of the van without a "goodbye," and only one of your socks. Rake leaves to the jarring sounds of FU2, The Judys, The Psychotic Frogs, The Vice Creams, and the Screamin' Mee Mees among others.It's ok, let it out... you can go ahead and listen.2007-10-021h 02Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #25Host: Duke Eastwood Y'know science, y'know history, y'know genetics, y'know nature, y'know life as you've lived it? Forget all that. Here's something to sit shoulder to shoulder with you and your college roommates, one on each side. Take this podcast of jams, and jump aboard the revolution. Get loud. Get lost. Get jamed. Be like me. Be...KILLED BY PORN!!!2007-09-171h 01Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #24Host: Duke EastwoodDear Listeners,The other day when I saw a lost girl wondering down the street wearing nothing but a towel, I knew how I was going to do Killed By Porn #24. All the songs too weird, obnoxious, or long to be in any other podcast are here. All cursed lo-fi, lower-fi, and Garbage-fi tracks that wouldn't fit in with anything else except each other, they're all here. Just because these songs are the demented outcasts, doesn't mean you can't dance to them; so dance muthafuckaz! regards, Duke Eastwood2007-09-041h 01Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #23Host: Duke EastwoodThis podcast wasn't recorded as much as it was melded together by heated pressure like a diamond. Duke Eastwood didn't pick these cuts this time, oh no. He used a divining rod to find the most chilling and/or sweaty records to revive you from the slump of these scorching days and nights. The heat can't get on your case, when you wear your rock & roll face.2007-08-2153 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #22Host: Duke Eastwood This week's podcast is literally worth its weight in gold, it's a fact. Also, if there has ever been an episode that would get you fired for playing it at work, it's this one. Legs McNeil once said, "Rock and Roll is the devil's music, when it's done right it is." It's true, true that he said that, but is it in fact true? Hit the play button and you'll quickly learn, it's true... true as hell.2007-08-0752 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #21Host: Duke EastwoodKilled By Porn thanks Mar Vista Lanes for having us in their alley to record this installment of the podcast. On our minds this time around: corporate sponsorship, self-improvement books, summer fun, and making our future Wikipedia pages look good. On the turntable this time around: Hasil Adkins, Antler Joe & the Accidents, the Sick Things, the Suicide Commandos, Kajun SS, and many other. To Book Killed By Porn for your upcoming event, contact Duke Eastwood via the GaragePunk.com comment line at (206) 202-1335.2007-07-241h 03Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #20Killed By Porn #20Host:Duke EastwoodThis week, infamous web designer, Kristian Boruff stops by to hide an impossible to solve riddle within the bytes of this podcast. Don't try to solve it, that's for the nerds. All you have to do is listen to this mid-summer's air set, play it at your pool party, barbecue, or wife swapping shin dig. It's either that or turn the file over to hacker geek forums; I trust you'll do the right thing with it.2007-07-1050 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #19Killed By Porn #19Host:Duke EastwoodFresh from ripping his nipples off learning to surf, Duke Eastwood is back on that ass with more of what you're asking for. Along for the ride this time is Rock & Roll Road Show veteran, Judy Dracula, who came to give a woman's touch to this filth. Turn it up and enjoy songs by such bands as the Thought Criminals... and many others.If you haven't done so yet, leave a voicemail comment at (206) 202-1335, you may get to hear yourself in a upcoming podcast!2007-06-261h 05Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #18Host:Duke Eastwood Have you ever wondered, "Can they can pull my finger prints from that?" If you're 18 you could be tried as an adult. For Killed By Porn #18, all stigma related to the number eighteen was recognized.Eighteen is sometimes considered a number of the devil; 6+6+6=18. In chapter 13 of the book of revelations it is in the verse 18 in which the book talks about the number 666. There are also 18 letters in the words six-hundred sixty six. Also consider that the army of naked bodies that are used to attack your computer's well being...2007-06-1146 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #17Duke Eastwood went to the porn capital of the world; Southern California's San Fernando Valley. Here he reunited with regulars of the Rock & Roll Road Show, Reno Steal and Wally Swagger to commit ultimate destruction.Because It would be impossible to catalog all the best sounds of Southern California rock & roll into one podcast, we didn't try. Instead settling on a playlist of favorites from tinsel town's sweaty past. Plug in and turn it up loud as GaragePunk.com punches Hollywood in the face.2007-05-281h 08Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #15Host:Duke Eastwood If you still haven't figured out how to get the GaragePunk playlists, Just know you're at least a step above the people who still don't even know what a podcast is. If it confuses you, don't think of it as a podcast, think of it as a mixtape; a digital mixtape with one side. This episode in particular is not only one sided, but one half of one boundary. Confused? Time to start listening…2007-04-3059 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #9After smoking Cuban cigars in Panama, hitting swingers clubs in Argentina, and narrowly escaping a kidnapping charge in Columbia, Duke Eastwood is back in the dirty desert wasteland of Denver, Colorado to bring you another not-ready-for-primetime podcast. Not all podcasts have a happy ending; listen for this one’s safe word.2007-02-0258 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #8Duke’s currently on safari, filming a slasher movie or something in some far-off, exotic country and neglected to submit an intro description for this show, but listen to it anyway. Ya know ya wanna…2006-11-301h 04Killed By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #7Like being left alone with your dad’s creepy best friend… here’s Killed By Porn, episode number 7. Duke’s got enough alcohol to kill a rhinocerous, and enough wild-ass rock’n'roll to wipe out an entire civilization of squares. Check it out for yourself… [Squares and rhinos beware!]2006-11-0258 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #3Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast:Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers.Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss you, will you scream?”Taste of the Taste, Taste First Place!2006-07-2155 minKilled By PornKilled By PornKilled By Porn #2Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. You look like a pervert, so act like one!2006-06-1635 min