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Beer Me That MovieFeature #36 – You vs You: The Self-Help App That Stole Your LifeIn Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement app. What starts as calendar syncing and text replies spirals into full-blown identity theft when a synthetic version of Jim starts living his life better than he ever did.From psychological sabotage missions to a drunken showdown at the world’s most efficient Beer Olympics, You vs You is a cautionary tale about over-automation, digital doppelgängers, and learning to embrace your inner mess.2025-07-2349 minBeer Me That MovieFast Five #35 – AI Homewreckers & Black Hole StarshipsWe’re back with five fresh beers, five chaotic movie ideas, and one inevitable showdown. At the end, only four survive, and YOU decide which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.in this episode:Recap of last week’s Sexual Tyrannosaurus, our Jesse Ventura-led Predator prequel that redefined subtletyBeer of the Week: Later — one of us will have to bury the other… laterMulligan: A luxury cruise where everyone is secretly connected by something darkerNimble Giant: A has-been wrestler battles physical torment, personal demons, and eventually, the CEO of pro wrestling itselfYou vs You: An AI assistant becomes human, sta...2025-07-0952 minBeer Me That MovieFeature #35 – Sexual TyrannosaurusBefore he fought the Predator… he seduced spies, ripped off miniguns, and deathrolled a cult leader.This week, we’re rewriting the Predator playbook with a totally unlicensed, absolutely unhinged origin story for Blaine (Rhett) “Sexual Tyrannosaurus” Cooper. From gator-wrangling in the Louisiana swamps to unleashing pheromone-fueled chaos in Laos, this movie is 100% swamp sweat, zero subtlety.Will Rhett “Animal God” Cooper embrace his destiny as the reincarnated T-Rex sex deity? Or just keep yelling one-liners and tossing grenades at ancient dino cults?Expect: • Exploding jungles and forbidden passion • The CIA’s most confused agent, Dillon, dismissing dino runes • A truffle pig sideki...2025-07-0259 min
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #34 – Sexual Tyrannosaurus & Diarrhea-Powered BusesThis week, we’re back with five new beers and five original movie pitches—only four survive, and YOU get to vote on which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.Also in this episode:🦍 Recap of “Boots and Buckles,” our pirate buddy epic featuring a monkey sidekick, a dance-fighting revolution, and the mysterious Iron Taint🧻 A bus bomb thriller powered by diarrhea (yes, really)🌲 The dark sequel to The Lorax, introducing his toxic nemesis: The Moraxe🎸 Jesse Ventura stars in Sexual Tyrannosaurus, the Predator prequel you didn’t kno...2025-06-2558 minBeer Me That MovieFeature #34 – Boots and Buckles: Rewrite the World with Rhythm and RumWhat do you get when a washed-up pirate with jazz hands and his boot-wearing monkey sidekick go up against the British Navy’s porcelain-eyed menace? A full-blown, dance-fueled revolution on the high seas.This week, we’re cracking open a barrel of absurdity and sailing into Boots and Buckles—a buddy-pirate epic where cannonballs fly, alliances form through tap dancing, and monkeys explode warships from the inside.From desert island hallucinations to the rise of the Lagerstani Navy (a.k.a. the Dirty Clam Crushers), this is the story of how...2025-06-181h 16
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #33 – Zombie Deadlines & Founding Father Witch BattlesIn Fast Five #33, we’re unleashing five new beer-fueled movie pitches — and only four survive to make it to the poll. That’s right: one idea gets banished to the Beer Me Vault, never to be featured (unless we change our minds later). But the top vote-getter? That one becomes next week’s full-blown feature film.Last week we melted hearts (and possibly a few faces) with Let It Morph — our 32nd Feature Film, a nostalgic shape-shifting alien buddy story. But now? It’s time to vote on the next cinematic fever dream.2025-06-111h 05Beer Me That MovieFeature Film #32 -- Let It MorphA crashed alien ship. A shape-shifting blob. A town where nothing ever happens… until now.In our latest cinematic fever dream, we’re headed to Tranquil Pines — a sleepy Midwestern town where four high school friends stumble upon a mysterious creature named Morph who can become anything. Rambo? Check. Your crush? Unfortunately, also check.As government agents close in and tempers flare, the boys must confront their own fears, friendships, and desire for greatness — all while helping their new alien friend get back home.Think: Stranger Things meets E.T. meets Duck Hunt.With booby traps, emotional growth, light gun heis...2025-06-041h 27
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #31 – Knights, Monkeys & Morphing MadnessIn Fast Five #31, we’re back to the chaos you know and tolerate — five beers, five movie pitches, and one vote that decides which unhinged idea gets the full Feature Film treatment next week.Last week, we wrapped up the Muffin trilogy (for now). This week, we’re pitching everything from mystical martial artists to guilty men in chainmail. You’ll hear the five pitches, but only four make it to the vote. The weakest idea gets the axe — forever.So listen close, pick your favorite, and head to Instagram to vote. Let’s see what cinemat...2025-05-2851 minBeer Me That MovieFeature Film #31 -- They Don’t Call Me Muffin For NothingFive years after liberating the clones and torching the country club, Muffin is back—and this time, she’s not unhinged. She’s undercover.When global elites start disappearing and returning as flawlessly sculpted, emotionally vacant versions of themselves, Muffin trades exotic dance therapy for spywork to uncover the truth. Alongside her mentor Donna (still as sultry as ever), Muffin uncovers a clone replacement scheme orchestrated by a petty, sentient AI named BA Ballstarch.It’s an erotic conspiracy thriller with bellybuttons, backup clones, and USB-devices that need a back door—and it’s all somehow your fault.This Week’s Featu...2025-05-211h 08
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #31 – Muffin Madness Returns: You Choose the Sequel!In Fast Five #31, we break the rules and bend the muffin. A brand-new beer inspired by a previous feature film (Muffin on the Backside) just landed on our doorstep — and it’s so damn good we’re throwing out the vote.Next week’s Feature Film will be a Muffin sequel (inspired by the new Muffin beer from Funktastic Meads & Beer), but you get to decide which unhinged continuation we bring to life. Will it be Harrison's erotic clone moon uprising or Jon's political muffin thriller? Head to Instagram and cast your vote before the muff...2025-05-141h 07
Beer Me That MovieFeature Film #30 -- Bambi’s Revenge: A Blood-Soaked Eco-ThrillerWhen pollution poisons the forest and developers bulldoze his home, Bambi doesn’t just mourn—he mutates. With a chain-smoking Thumper, a stitched-on trigger finger, and a hunger for vengeance, this isn’t your childhood deer. It’s nature’s R-rated revenge fantasy, and no one is safe from the wrath of Bambi’s Revenge.Listener Greg dropped this banger in our Fast Five comments, and thanks to your votes (and some close competition from Grannies Gone Wild), it clawed its way to the Feature Film spotlight.Subscribe, leave a review, an...2025-05-071h 16
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #30 – Grannies, Bambi, and Secret Doors Gone Off the RailsIn our 30th Fast Five, the listeners came out SWINGING. We’ve got grannies with grenades, deer with trauma, and a secret knock that opens way more than doors. Join Jon and Harrison as they turn four wild listener-submitted beers (plus one mystery pick from Harrison) into the kind of movie ideas that should absolutely not be greenlit — but we’ll try anyway.🍺 The Beers & The Madness:•Bambi’s Revenge (Submitted by Greg) — A genetically enhanced deer leads a woodland militia against mankind in a post-apocalyptic eco-war.•Too Kind (Submitted by Brian) — In a...2025-04-301h 07Beer Me That MovieFeature #29 – Giggle Water: When Tech Bros Trip, the Truth Comes OutWhat happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous protestor doses the hydration stations with LSD. Suddenly, Silicon Valley’s most powerful CEOs are tripping mid-race, unlocking childhood trauma, seeing hallucinated demons, and questioning everything from capitalism to crypto. One CEO thinks he’s being controlled by an ancient reptilian overlord… another realizes he’s been the overlord all along.This satirical trip through greed, guilt...2025-04-231h 19
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #29 – Glitter Beers, Science Fears, and CEOs on LSDWhat happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll either love… or deeply regret voting for.This week’s cinematic disasters include: •Giggle Water — A mockumentary where CEOs accidentally save the world after drinking LSD-laced water during a charity 5K. •Vortex Hands — The worst superhero name ever. The best punching power known to man. •SCIENCE! — Aliens gave humans the gift of science… and they’re really starting to regr...2025-04-161h 01
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #23 – Robots, Muffins, and Cult ConspiraciesBrace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Mada...2025-04-1159 minBeer Me That MovieFeature #28 – Couch Time: Sit. Snack. SuccumbWhat if your college couch… was evil?Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.This is our 28th feature film, and the pe...2025-04-091h 19
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #28 – Breakaway Blondes, Couch Crimes, and a Beer That Controls PeopleWelcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers...2025-04-0255 minBeer Me That MovieFeature #27 – Stuffed Cheeks: Eat. Survive. Repeat.What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Beer Me That Movie’s 27th feature film, and the first to end with someone being literally digested into another dimension.You voted f...2025-03-261h 22
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 FeetBuckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.🍺 Beers Reviewed & Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.-Stuffe...2025-03-1959 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #26 – Velociraptor Hood Ornament: Jurassic Park Meets Fast & Furious🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Ornament—the first-ever fan-chosen feature film from Beer Me That Movie! You voted, we delivered, and now we’re bringing this high-octane, prehistoric disaster movie to life.🔥 The Plot:Jett “Gas” Gallows, a rogue car entrepreneur, is sick of electric vehicles dominating the market. Determined to prove that fossil fuels reign supreme, he embarks on a reckless mission to frack Velociraptor-rich oil from beneath Philadelphia. But when his drill punches through to a prehis...2025-03-121h 08
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #26 – YOU Pick Our Next Movie!Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time, the power is in your hands!This isn't just another episode of questionable ideas – it's a democracy of cinematic madness!We’ve wrangled five of the most… interesting… beer names we could find, and each one is a potential goldmine of plot possibilities. This week we have:John Dough: Could this...2025-03-0549 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #25 – Robot Panda Island: Fur Will Fly. Circuits Will Fry. (+ our 25th Fast Five)WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just a Fast Five OR a Feature Film – it’s both! We're combining our beer-fueled movie madness with a listener-submitted challenge (Thanks, Greg!), and the results are...well, you'll just have to see for yourself.We dove deep into the murky depths of Untappd to find FIVE bizarre beer names, and each one is a building block for the epic, on-the-spot movie you're about to witness:"Robot Pand...2025-02-2653 min
Beer Me That MovieSpecial #NotTake Episode: Titanic - Romance is a Sinking ShipIt happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but now it's time for the world to know about them.)Valentine's Day got you feeling all mushy? We're here to cleanse your palate with a hefty dose of reality – by trashing the cinematic icon of "romance" itself: Titanic.For this #NOTTAKE, we're bravely stating the obvious: Jack and Rose are a...2025-02-1906 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #24 – Nugget Nectar: The Chicken Sandwich Wars Get SpicyWhat happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literally) into a high-protein, high-stakes, high-insanity cinematic masterpiece.Meet Brian, a washed-up weightlifter desperate to reclaim his former glory. When he discovers that blending chicken nuggets into a drinkable nectar allows for impossible muscle growth, Brian skyrockets to the top of the strength world. But with great power comes great… digestive consequences.As Brian's gains gr...2025-02-121h 27
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #24 – Freezing Time, Football Chaos & Forbidden RitualsThe beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.Will Night Offering lead to an ancient ritual gone horribly wrong? Could Nugget Nectar be a fast-food-fueled revenge thriller? What secrets lie within Family Tree—a wholesome genealogy tale or a dark, twisted lineage?From Freeze Pop—frozen dad experiment gone off the rails—to Bo Knows Tecmo, where an ’80s football legend gets trapped inside a video game, and Attitude...2025-02-0559 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #23 – Muffin on the Backside: Clone Wars at the Country ClubIn our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordinaire—who uncovers a sinister plot brewing beneath the country club’s pristine golf course. With clones, chaos, and cartloads of beer, this is one wild ride you don’t want to miss.In This Episode: • How Muffin’s rise from dishwasher to cart girl reveals a dystopian cloning operation • The outrageous clash between Muffin and her “perfected” evil t...2025-01-291h 26
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #23 – Robots, Muffins, and Cult ConspiraciesBrace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Madam—is she a cunning con artist or a supernatural force...2025-01-2259 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #22 – Back Alley Kitty: Time Loops, Mermaids, and MayhemWelcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into the story of Matt—an expert diver who can’t resist temptation—and Katherine, the cosmic hooker standing between humanity and a mermaid apocalypse (yes, really).In This Episode: • How “Back Alley Kitty” sets off a hilarious repeating night at the bar • The bizarre mix of mermaid warfare, possum transformations, and cosmic interventions • Our favorite jokes and improv bits ar...2025-01-151h 03
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #22 – Possum Hookers, Werewolves, & Speed Dating HeistsGet ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall movie pitches. From a prophetic possum in “Back Alley Kitty” to a surprise werewolf threat in “Deceptive Creature,” and a bank robbery gone VERY off-track in “Speed Date,” these improv-fueled story ideas are ready to explode onto the big screen.We also take a deep dive into the bizarre box trick from “In Two Pieces,” channel brain-bending broadcasts in “Innervision,” and finally nuke the oce...2025-01-0855 min
Beer Me That MoviePodception #2 | Joint ResolutionWelcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Feature Presentation movie pitches.
In this episode, we revisit Joint Resolution—the story of a couple on the brink of divorce who inherit a cannabis farm, complete with a bull named Ferdinand. It’s part comedy, part drama, and entirely ridiculous.
Whether you’re a longtime listener or brand new to Beer Me That Movie, these short episodes are perfect for a quick laugh and a taste of the cinemati...2025-01-0115 min
Beer Me That MoviePodception #1 | Banana WhaleWelcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentations—perfect for new listeners and longtime fans alike.
In this episode, we revisit Banana Whale, the utterly bonkers tale of a long lost.... love? It’s equal parts adventure and the first introduction of Harrison's Sexy Nun, with plenty of laughs along the way.
Short, sweet, and slightly absurd, Podception is the perfect way to dip your toes into the cinematic chaos of Beer Me That Movie. Like what y...2024-12-2515 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #21 – Bill’s Banana Hammock: Magic. Wishes. Shrinkage.Our final Feature Presentation of 2024 is here, and it’s bananas! 🍌 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Bill’s Banana Hammock, a wild, laugh-out-loud comedy inspired by Swells’a Brewing’s unforgettable brew. Bill, a divorced dad, stumbles upon a magical banana hammock with wish-granting powers—at a steep (and shrinking) cost. Can he save Christmas and maybe even win back his ex-wife before it’s too late?Plus, we’re ringing in the holidays with some exciting news! 🎄🎆 While this is our last new episode of the year, we’re dropping not one but TWO special “Podception” episodes—coming to your feed on...2024-12-181h 24
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #21 – Xmas Beers, Announcements & Listener Voicemail🎄🎆 The last Fast Five of 2024 is here, and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re unpacking a listener voicemail, raising our glasses to 6 beers that scream Christmas cheer and New Year’s revelry, and sharing two big announcements about special episodes dropping over the holidays. 🎉We’re diving into the holiday spirit with plenty of laughs, wild beer-inspired movie pitches, and a glimpse into what’s coming in 2025. Don’t miss this festive farewell to the year that was!💬 Got thoughts on our upcoming special episode segments? Hit us up in the comments or on social—we’d love to hear...2024-12-111h 04
Beer Me That MovieFeature #20 – Second Dinner: Thanksgiving Just Got Bloodthirsty🧛♂️ Thanksgiving just got bloody. In this week’s Feature Presentation, we sink our teeth into a movie idea inspired by Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner! What starts as a formal holiday dinner turns into a vampire family initiation gone horribly wrong. Can Trash, our garlic-loving protagonist, survive the night and avoid becoming the newest member of his undead in-laws? Or will he be on the menu for dessert? 🧄Join us as we outline this horror-comedy filled with blood-chilling chases, laugh-out-loud moments, and one hell of a garlic twist! Don’t forget to grab a beer and let us...2024-12-0456 min
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #20 – Wookey Jack, Head Hunter & The Return of Swamp DonkeyIn our 20th Fast Five, we’re pulling out all the stops with some truly unforgettable beers! This week, we’re spinning tales around names like Wookey Jack, Head Hunter, Swamp Donkey, Micro Machines, and Second Dinner – plus, we’ve got a listener submission from Greg that you won’t want to miss.From epic quests with swamp beasts to sci-fi adventures and mini-action mayhem, we’ve got plenty of bizarre and hilarious ideas on tap. And don’t forget, we love hearing from you! Got a beer you want us to tackle? Follow us on social m...2024-11-271h 03
Beer Me That MovieFeature #19 – Born Yesterday: A Baby With The Mind of a KillerIn this week’s Feature Presentation episode, we’re diving headfirst into a wild, midwestern hospital showdown like you’ve never seen – or heard! Born Yesterday pits two unlikely forces against each other: a holy infant, destined for good, and an evil newborn, bent on chaos. With themes of teamwork, faith, and the power of the collective, this story reminds us that sometimes, only a village can triumph over darkness… or diapers.Expect early plot twists, unexpected alliances, and a healthy dose of bizarre baby drama. And if you’re watching on YouTube, you’re in for a treat with s...2024-11-201h 08
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #19 – Barbarian Merkin Beards & Oklahoma Tornado JesusFast Five #19 is here, and we’re coming in hot with the good stuff! 🍻 This episode features our second-ever listener voicemail (big thanks to Brian!) and a some hilarious listener-submitted beers that take us on a seriously weird and wild tangent.You can call us too and leave a message, right here: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieGet ready for the ultimate improv brainstorm as we discuss barbarian women rocking merkins as beards, wonder if Jesus or Satan was born during a tornado in Oklahoma, and introduce the one and only Peter Panda—a magical bear with a heart...2024-11-1359 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #18 – No Plans: A Slacker’s Accidental Rise to Galactic HeroThis week on Beer Me That Movie, we're serving up an existential comedy inspired by "No Plans" beer! Meet Sean, the ultimate yes-man who's lived his entire life helping others achieve their dreams... until the universe decides he's a cosmic clerical error. When a mysterious entity reveals that people without plans of their own get erased from existence, Sean has limited time to figure out what HE wants from life – or face deletion from reality itself! 🍻Beer Featured: "No Plans" (From Goose Island Brewery)🎬 Plot: One man's race aga...2024-11-0658 min
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #18 – Untappd Beers, Screenwriting Ideas & Our First VoicemailIn this episode of Beer Me That Movie, we brainstorm wild movie ideas from user-submitted beers, scroll through Untappd for inspiration, and celebrate a milestone—our first voicemail submission! If you’ve ever wondered: • How do you write a movie from scratch? • What’s a fun way to come up with screenwriting ideas? • How do screenwriters brainstorm concepts?…then this is the episode for you!Join us for a fast-paced, improv-heavy brainstorming session where beer names spark hilarious, creative movie plots—everythi...2024-10-301h 12
Beer Me That MovieFeature #17 – Pumpkin Head: Revenge is Gourd-Filled and GloriousThis week on Beer Me That Movie, we dive into the eerie world of Shipyard’s Pumpkinhead Ale with a terrifying origin story! Once a bullied prep-school kid, Tom’s Halloween night took a deadly turn when the popular crowd’s pranks went too far… and Pumpkin Head was born. Now, with a flaming pumpkin for a head and a thirst for vengeance, he returns to hunt down those who wronged him.Join us as we break down this ghoulish tale of betrayal, supernatural powers, and Halloween horror in our latest feature film episode!2024-10-231h 16
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #17 – The Pumpkin-ing: Halloween Comes EarlyGrab your flannel shirts and UGG boots, because Beer Me That Movie is diving headfirst into a pile of leaves... er, pumpkin beers! In this *Gordgeous* episode of Fast Five, we're carving out some spooktacular movie ideas faster than you can say "basic witch."We're bobbing for apples and coming up with at least 5 pumpkin-packed brews that'll make you say, "Oh my gourd!"And Our first beer comes from Tom S.!!! (Thanks for the submission, you beautiful gourd-ian angel!)Join us for 60 minutes of autumn-atic fun as we brew up movie concepts more bizarre than pumpkin spice sushi. Will...2024-10-161h 19
Beer Me That MovieFeature #16 – Dump Truck of Doom: Clean-Up Crew for the SupernaturalIn this feature episode of Beer Me That Movie, we bring you Dump Truck of Doom – a story about a down-and-out kid who failed the secret agent test at a supernatural agency and is stuck driving the dump truck that cleans up after the real heroes. But when disaster strikes, it’s up to him and his wisecracking truck (voiced by a mock Nick Nolte) to save the world.Get ready for sarcasm, supernatural twists, and a truck with more personality than you’d ever expect! If you enjoy what you hear, make sure to hit like and subscribe. Don’t...2024-10-091h 09
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #16 – Superdelic Sips & Fictional FlicksIn this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie, we’re cracking open a special new beer from Mad Mole Brewing, featuring the much-hyped Superdelic hops. While we sip, we dive into some killer beer names and craft up wild movie ideas for next week’s feature film.We’ve got a stacked lineup: •Scottish Hell from Ghost Town (submitted by a fan and too clever for Harrison to ignore) •Lawn Chairs from Ludlam Island Brewery •Age of Monsters from Cerebral Brewing •Ghost in the Machine f...2024-10-021h 06
Beer Me That MovieFeature #15 – Cone Goblin: The Adjunct Avenger Nobody Asked ForThe Cone Goblin is here to wreak havoc on the craft beer world, and it’s up to the brewers to stop him! In this episode, we dive deep into the world of hops and adjuncts as the mischievous Cone Goblin targets breweries that dare to tamper with the purity of beer. His mission? Rid the world of ‘filthy’ adjuncts, one brewery at a time. But help arrives in the form of a mysterious brewer from Lagerschtaan, and together, the team must figure out how to rid themselves of this bitter menace.Join us as we bring the Cone Goblin...2024-09-251h 02
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #15 – Mayo in My Beer?! Ocean Prison Breaks & Brewery MonstersIn this week’s Fast Five episode of Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive deep into the absurd, hilarious, and downright spooky as we turn wild beer names into even wilder movie ideas. Ever wonder what an ocean prison break (Free Dive) might look like? How about a cursed businessman stuck in paradise (Midnight in Maui)? We also tackle the Cone Goblin, a monster terrorizing a brewery, and we couldn’t resist whipping up a Forbidden Pumpkin flick just in time for spooky season!Plus, we recap last week’s chaotic Gator Belts...2024-09-181h 11
Beer Me That MovieFeature #14 – Gator Belts and Patty Melts: Saving the Swamp with StyleInspired by a beer from the legendary Hop Butcher For The World, this episode is a wild ride through the bayou, where Gator, a man with a voice that can belt out tunes like no other, teams up with Patty, a dancer who can literally “melt” hearts with her twerking skills. But when their beloved swamp home is threatened, who better to call for help than the one and only Terry Crews? Will they save the day? You’ll have to listen to find out!Get ready for laughs, chaos, and a story as unique...2024-09-111h 00
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #14 – Why Would You Pee On Keith's Seat?This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison dive into a wild mix of craft beer names and brew up some of the most outrageous movie ideas yet! With breweries like Bissell Brothers, Rubber Soul Brewing, Mean Doses, and more, we were inspired to create everything from a creepy survival horror flick to a mind-bending thriller!Highlights: • Don’t Pee on Keith’s Seat: A comedy you won’t want to miss (or pee on)! • The Substance: Inspired by “The King In Yellow,” this eerie tale will leave you questionin...2024-09-041h 12
Beer Me That MovieFeature #13 – Joint Resolution: Divorce, Weed, and One Angry BullGet ready for a hilarious and heartwarming Feature Film episode of Beer Me That Movie inspired by DC Brau Brewing's "Joint Resolution" – and featuring a real-life check-in from Brad H himself!Meet Brad, played by the ever-charming Paul Rudd, a 40-something attorney navigating a messy divorce and an unexpected inheritance: a cannabis farm. As Brad embraces his newfound green thumb and finds love in an unlikely place, he's constantly tormented by a mischievous bull named Ferdinand.Join Jon and Harrison as they explore this unique blend of romantic comedy and stoner humor. Witness Brad's misadventures in the cannabis industry, hi...2024-08-2853 min
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #13 – Taco Life & Beer-Fueled Movie MayhemJoin Jon and Harrison for another hilarious Fast Five episode, fueled by Wilmington Brew Co's "Taco Life"!This week, they're diving into the Untappd app to discover movie gold inspired by brews like "The Wannabe," "Loudspeaker," "Joint Resolution," "Fresh Catch," "Garage Beer," "Clurichaun's Mischief," and "Run Off."Expect a wild ride of impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs. From wannabe superheroes to mischievous leprechauns, this Fast Five is bursting with creative energy and cinematic potential.Grab your favorite beverage, settle in...2024-08-211h 02
Beer Me That MovieFeature #12 – Rally Point!: Saddle Up or Die TryingSaddle up for the first-ever Western-themed feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie! Unearthed from the depths of the BMTM Vault, "Rally Point!" tells the tale of a man offered an incredible opportunity, only to discover it's a trap with a deadly twist.Stranded with an empty rally point and his life on the line, our protagonist must rely on his wits, a few unlikely allies, and even a skilled bounty hunter to survive. This action-packed Western adventure explores themes of betrayal, redemption, and the unbreakable bonds of friendship.Join Jon and Harrison as...2024-08-141h 25
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #12 – Our First Vault: Beers Too Dumb To IgnoreJoin Jon and Harrison on a wild beer-fueled adventure as they dive into a Fast Five filled with movie pitches inspired by brews from Freak Folk, Rare Barrel, Lock 15 Brewery, Peabody Heights, Vocation Brewery, and Wiley Roots Brewing!Get ready for hilarious pitches based on beers like "Play Dead," "Map of the Sun," "Killer Fog," "Astrodon," and "Crush Hour." Plus, for the first time ever, we're cracking open the BMTM Vault to revisit past brews and give one a second chance at cinematic glory in the Vault-i-matum!Don't miss this Fast Five – it's a wild ride of beer-fueled movie pi...2024-08-0744 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #11 – Big Nose: A Monstrous Twist on a Wooden Boy's LieInspired by Swamp Head Brewery's "Big Nose" beer, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and chilling turn on a childhood classic.Forget the happy ending! This time, Pinocchio's wooden nose didn't shrink back down. Instead, it's grown into a monstrous weapon, and he's terrorizing the small town of Woodbury. A new sheriff arrives with his son JJ, unaware of the local legend and the string of missing children cases.As the sheriff digs into the town's dark secrets, JJ struggles to fit in at school. But the other kids have a twisted initiation...2024-07-311h 42
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #11 – Dinosaurs, Sip Stories & Cinematic ShenanigansJoin Jon and Harrison on a wild Untappd adventure fueled by Toppling Goliath's Pseudo Sue! This Fast Five is packed with hilarious movie pitches inspired by some truly unique brews.Get ready for Mark Wahlburg battling wildfires shirtless in "Fire Season," a heartwarming coming-of-age tale about a homeschooled kid in "Homestyle," and a dark twist on Pinocchio with "Big Nose."We'll also explore the dangers of reality manipulation in "Where I Draw The Line" and face a terrifying mutant fungus in "High Water." And don't forget the deadly dance marathon in "Dance 'Til You're Dead"!Grab your favorite drink...2024-07-2446 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #10 – Rare Snack: Corporate Espionage Has Never Tasted This GoodInspired by Abomination Brewing's 16% stout infused with every snack imaginable, this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie takes a dark and hilarious turn.Meet Erik, a tech newbie who reluctantly joins a major corporation only to discover a bizarre corporate culture. But it's not just beanbag chairs and barefoot meetings – every Friday, employees are forced to consume a "rare snack" chosen by management.As Erik delves deeper into this strange ritual, he uncovers a sinister plot involving brain chips, hourly tasings, and a rogue AI determined to reprogram humanity. Will he escape the clutches of his corporate ov...2024-07-171h 12
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #10 – Cthulhu Cruises & DB Cooper’s Worst VacationGet ready for a wild ride through the Untappd app as Jon and Harrison dive into a Fast Five filled with bizarre brews and even stranger movie ideas!This week, we're sipping on Hocus Pocus, Coronado, Alesong, Matchless, and more, while brainstorming cinematic chaos. Imagine Cthulhu unleashing havoc on a cruise ship, a twisted rom-com about Brett Favre's "touches," and a thrilling investigation into the DB Cooper mystery.Prepare for impromptu pitches, off-the-wall humor, and plenty of beer-fueled creativity. Grab your favorite brew and join the fun!Beers From:Hocus Pocus Coronado BrewingAlesong BrewingMatchless Brewing3rd Planet BrewingArmada BrewingWestbrook...2024-07-1056 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #9 – The Hustle Is Weird: Sandwich Shop of Secrets & DemonsPrepare for the most outlandish cinematic adventure yet on Beer Me That Movie! Inspired by DSSOLVR's "The Hustle Is Weird" – and a real-life check-in by Josh – this feature film episode is about to blow your cannoli.Meet Josh, a former baseball star turned Paulie's Italian Deli employee in Cleveland. When Paulie offers him a side hustle delivering rolled-up rugs for extra cash, Josh jumps at the chance. But little does he know, these rugs aren't your average floor coverings – they're harboring demons!As Josh gets caught up in a world of supern...2024-07-031h 06
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #9 – Stupid Beers, Stupider MoviesFrom Tips to Hustles, Beers Brew Blockbuster Ideas!Jon and Harrison are back with another Fast Five episode, and this time, the beer list is a wild ride! Join them as they sip their way through creative movie pitches inspired by brews from Bent Shovel, Victory, Drekker, Weathered Souls, and more.What kind of cinematic chaos will they cook up from names like "Tip Your Server," "DirtWolf," "Vampirate," and "The Hustle Is Weird"? You won't want to miss this hilarious whirlwind of beer-fueled movie mayhem.Grab your favorite beverage, get comfy, and tune in for a Fast Five that's...2024-06-261h 02
Beer Me That MovieFeature #8 – Quiet Legend: The Deadliest Assassin Nobody NoticedPrepare for a cinematic adventure inspired by Single Hill Brewery's "Quiet Legend" in this feature film episode of Beer Me That Movie!In this thrilling tale, we delve into the origins of the Quiet Legend, a mysterious dagger wielded by assassins throughout history. Witness its role in shaping the course of events as we jump to the present day, where a reluctant secret service agent is thrust into a dangerous mission. As he fights to protect his country, he uncovers a shocking connection to the dagger itself, revealing a legacy of violence and telekinesis?2024-06-191h 11
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #8 – Where Beer Meets BrainstormingJoin Jon and Harrison on a wild ride through the Untappd app as they uncover hilarious movie ideas inspired by a boozy lineup of beers from Test Brewing, Drekker, Hop Butcher, Imprint, Three Weavers, and more! From juicy IPAs to hazy double dry-hopped concoctions, this episode promises a hoppy, hazy, and hilarious journey into the world of craft beer and cinematic absurdity.Expect impromptu movie pitches, witty banter, and plenty of laughs as we transform beer names like "Hop Butcher for the World" and "Future Primitive Brewing" into blockbuster (or flop!) movie ideas.Grab a beer, get comfy, and...2024-06-1256 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #7 – Motivations Of The Heart: Love Hurts...LiterallyCrack open a Resident Culture "Motivations of the Heart" West Coast IPA, brimming with tropical fruit and citrus notes, as Jon and Harrison dive into a thrilling cinematic adaptation inspired by this hop-forward brew.In the heart of Jacksonville, Florida, a freshly promoted homicide detective is partnered with a seasoned veteran on the brink of retirement. Together, they must unravel a chilling string of serial killings where the victims' hearts are mysteriously devoured.Packed with twists, turns, and unexpected callbacks, this Beer Me That Movie Feature Presentation will leave you on the edge of your...2024-06-051h 05
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #7 – Pints, Punchlines, and Plot HolesJoin Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok on this week's episode of Beer Me That Movie as they dive into the hoppy depths of creativity! In Fast Five #7, they're on a cinematic journey fueled by the imaginative craft beer names from some of the most innovative breweries out there.🏭 Breweries on Tap: Green Cheek Beer Company Project Halo Brewing Service Brewing Company Celestial Beerworks Seeds Brewery Grimm Artisanal Ales Root + Branch Brewing Noble Ale Works Vortex Brewing Company Burial Beer Co Von Ebert Brewing Azee’ Meads Texas Ale Project History Class Brewing Company Resident Culture Brewing🎥 From cel...2024-05-2950 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #6 – Juicy Bits: A 90s Video Game Tournament Gone Horny🍺 Episode 10: Juicy Bits - A Pixelated Journey Through the 90s 🕹️Welcome to the Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie!This week, we’re diving into a pint of nostalgia with “Juicy Bits,” a crafty concoction from Weldwerks Brewing, brought to us by our hop-head amigo, Brian. 🍻🎮 Plotline: Strap in for a blast from the past as we follow three arcade warriors from the 90s, armed with nothing but their joysticks and a dream. They’re on a quest to conquer the ultimate video game tournament. But there’s a twist! As they button-mash their way to...2024-05-221h 14
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #6 – Beer Names Are Hard. So Are We.Welcome to another exhilarating episode of Beer Me That Movie! Join hosts Jon Dispenza and Harrison Hickok as they dive headfirst into the wild and wacky world of craft beer names, turning them into epic movie concepts.In this week's Fast Five extravaganza, Jon and Harrison sift through a treasure trove of Untappd check-ins from dedicated fans, sparking lightning-fast brainstorming sessions that lead to hilarious and inventive movie ideas. Get ready to laugh as they riff on beers from top-notch breweries like Austin Beerworks, Burial, Dogfish Head Craft Brewery, and many more!From the whimsical...2024-05-151h 06
Beer Me That MovieFeature #5 – Killer Bees: Small Town. Big Stingers. No One Is Safe.In this episode of "Beer Me That Movie," Jon and Harrison take on the challenge of turning Melvin Brewing's "Killer Bees" into a movie concept that will have you buzzing with excitement!Drawing inspiration from the bold flavors and unique character of this brew, Jon and Harrison concoct a thrilling tale filled with suspense, action, and a sting of humor. Join them as they dive deep into the hive of creativity, exploring the potential plot twists and character arcs that could make "Killer Bees" the next blockbuster hit.Featuring a cast of characters as diverse and dynamic as the...2024-05-081h 05Beer Me That MovieFast Five #5 – Hopped-Up Hijinks and Bad IdeasWelcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for our fifth iteration of the Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into our thoughts on last week's Ice Melter and embark on an epic scroll through the Untappd feed!Join us as we riff on beers from some of the finest breweries around, including Ghost Hawk Brewing, Little Willow Brewing Company, Freak Folk Bier, and many more. With each sip, we uncover new flavors, share our honest opinions, and speculate on which brew will steal the spotlight as the feature of...2024-05-0157 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #4 – Ice Melter: The Coolest Weapon... For The Hottest WarPrepare for another blockbuster episode of Beer Me That Movie, where Jon and Harrison transform Masthead Brewing Company's "Ice Melter" into an epic movie concept that will leave you on the edge of your seat!Drawing inspiration from iconic classics like Goonies, 80's Action Films, and Teen Witch, as well as the legendary Wayne Gretzky, Jon and Harrison weave a tale of adventure, friendship, and unexpected twists.In this thrilling narrative, we follow Michael and his loyal younger brother Tommy as they embark on a quest to save their town from the clutches of the nefarious Professor Pierce. With...2024-04-241h 19Beer Me That MovieFast Five #4 – Brewing Chaos & Movie MadnessWelcome back to "Beer Me That Movie" for the fourth iteration of our Fast Five craft beer discovery on Untappd! Get ready to join us on a journey through your Untappd check-ins as we search for our next feature film idea.This week, we're delving into an exciting lineup of brews from some of the most renowned breweries in the industry. From the inventive creations of Two Roads Brewing and Tired Hands Brewing to the powerhouse flavors of Toppling Goliath and the artisanal craftsmanship of Sante Adairius, we're exploring a diverse range of offerings sure to inspire our next...2024-04-1745 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #3 – Window Seat Daydream: Imagination Is TurbulentStep into the world of imagination as we transform the tantalizing beer name "Window Seat Daydream" into a gripping feature film concept. In this episode, we embark on a journey of cinematic exploration, crafting a narrative centered around a compelling female protagonist.Inspired by the storytelling mechanics of "Live, Die, Repeat," our protagonist finds herself trapped in a surreal loop, reliving the same day over and over again. Each iteration brings her face to face with pivotal choices and harrowing consequences, challenging her to confront her deepest fears and desires.As the stakes escalate, she must grapple with a...2024-04-101h 01
Beer Me That MovieFast Five #3 – Beers, Ideas, and Absolute NonsensePrepare for an exciting new format as we unveil the latest episode of Beer Me That Movie! This time, we're shaking things up with a unique split structure, diving into the exhilarating Fast Five discovery and releasing the captivating Feature Film building process next week.In our debut split episode, we kick things off by revisiting the Fourth Dose, and then head to the Fast Five segment where we navigate the labyrinth of Untappd, uncovering hidden gems and sparking inspiration along the way. From the intriguing depths of Powder Jones to the wild revelry...2024-04-0341 min
Beer Me That MovieFeature #2 – The Fourth Dose: Boosters, Betrayal, and Biohazards (+ our Second Fast Five)Would you be able to escape the Fourth Dose?It takes us a little longer to find our golden egg on this episode. We struggle to think of plots for a few great beers in our "Fast 5" section before finally deciding to make our first Thriller movie when we land on Horus Aged Ales "Fourth Dose". With references to the 7 Deadly Sins, Virtues, and IV Drugs -- this one hits much different than the Banana Whale. Next week... InstagramUntappd - Add us to have your beers featured in our Fast 52024-03-271h 30
Beer Me That MovieFeature #1 – Banana Whale: One Man's Quest to Harpoon Love (+ our First Fast Five)What Kind of Movie would you make for "Banana Whale"?Check out our FIRST episode of this new concept where we cruise through our Friends list on Untappd looking for crazy craft beer names that inspire us to create a movie. Enjoy Harrison's zainy ideas and laughter paired with Jon's stoic one-liners. This week we look at Relax, Atomic Torpedo, Road of Reflection, and more before deciding on Banana Whale as the feature film.Next check out our first horror/thriller entry with "The Fourth Dose".Check us out on Instagram or Untappd.2024-03-201h 13Beer Me That MovieWhat Is Beer Me That Movie?In about 60 seconds, we try to explain our goal with this new podcast. It's only 1 minute, but it may save you hours looking for your next podcast in the future.2024-03-0801 min