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Straight People MoviesGarden StateThis song will change your life *proceeds to play "Play by Play" by Autre Ne Veut*
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2023-04-0646 minStraight People MoviesJohn WickRecorded live from the assassin hotel whose name Dylan didn't bother looking up before writing this joke.
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2023-03-2855 minStraight People MoviesArmageddonYou will NEVER catch us closing our eyes OR falling asleep.
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2023-03-2158 minStraight People MoviesThe Lord of the Rings: The Return of the KingSorry for the delay, we had to drop something off at Mount Doom and that took longer than expected.
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2023-03-0258 minStraight People MoviesMillion Dollar BabyJust gonna move this stool out of the way real quick gimme a second.
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2023-02-1653 minStraight People MoviesBirdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)Straight People Movies or (The Unexpected Virtue of Internalized Homophobia)
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2023-02-0657 minStraight People MoviesGladiatorGladiator? Yeah I'm Glad He Ate Her, her being me, Dyl- *Dylan was pulled off stage by a large hook*
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2023-01-2757 minStraight People MoviesSkinamarinkThis happened to us.
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2023-01-191h 01Straight People MoviesPrisonersRecorded live from a pit under a car.
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2023-01-141h 00Straight People MoviesCrouching Tiger, Hidden DragonWhy don't you come over here and crouch on my tiger, hidden dragon?
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2023-01-0659 minStraight People MoviesTerminator 2: Judgement DayCome with us if you want to slay.
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2022-12-2952 minStraight People MoviesRequiem for a DreamThis week, we think about the red dress.
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2022-12-081h 04Straight People MoviesKnives Out*Jojo Leave voice* Get out (Knives!), right now.
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2022-12-0155 minStraight People MoviesEnchantedThis movie is straight just watch it and try to convince us it's gay.
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2022-11-181h 00Straight People MoviesSaving Private RyanSaving Private Ryan? Oh honey we'd rather Save Ryan's Privates.
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2022-11-101h 05Straight People MoviesUHFThis week's episode is a parody of Straight People Movies
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2022-11-031h 02Straight People MoviesThe ShiningAll work and no play make Kirk and Dylan very gay boys.
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2022-10-271h 06Straight People MoviesThe MistIt's so cool that Marcia Gay Harden won an Oscar for The Mist don't look it up.
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2022-10-211h 02Straight People MoviesItThis week we decided to talk about a movie with a title so generic because we refuse to grow our audience.
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2022-10-121h 05Straight People MoviesMiseryAlexa play my favorite P!nk song featuring Steven Tyler.
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2022-10-051h 00Straight People MoviesDon't Worry DarlingDon't worry darling?? Don't ever tell me what to do, I'm going to worry extra hard now.
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2022-09-281h 12Straight People MoviesClerksWait, so if Kirk and Dylan have been in the front this whole time, who did I just...in the bathroom????
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2022-09-2158 minStraight People MoviesWho Framed Roger Rabbit?This week we're talking Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and not Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, the movie Dylan kept saying in their head every they tried to remember which movie we were watching this week.
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2022-09-0756 minStraight People MoviesVertigo¡Uno...dos...tres...catorce!
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2022-09-0157 minStraight People MoviesHeatThis week the Gays watched every straight person on Twitter's favorite movie, Heat! Finally the spell has been broken and we are finally heterosexual.
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2022-08-2457 minStraight People MoviesBigKirk and Dylan went to a Zoltar and wished they were big, and the next day they woke up as Las Culturistas.
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2022-08-171h 06Straight People MoviesSe7enIn honor of this week's episode, we're rebranding as Str8 People Movies.
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2022-08-1052 minStraight People MoviesJerry Maguire w/ Mase Kerwick
Show me the homosexuals! With guest Mase Kerwick
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2022-08-0356 minStraight People MoviesAmerican PsychoPut on your raincoat, put on your favorite Phil Collins album, and grab an axe, it's a new episode of Straight People Movies!
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2022-07-2753 minStraight People MoviesCool Hand LukeThis week instead of an episode, we recorded an ASMR podcast of us each eating 50 hard-boiled eggs.
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2022-07-2052 minStraight People MoviesThe NotebookNote: We recorded this episode in the pouring rain after taking a canoe ride to admire some ducks.
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2022-07-141h 02Straight People MoviesJokerUnfortunately we have been Joker-pilled.
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2022-07-0652 min
Straight People MoviesTeam America: World PoliceAmerica! Fuck no! This week we watched the naughty puppet movie by the South Park dudes, and you'll never guess what we thought of it.
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2022-06-2957 minStraight People MoviesWet Hot American SummerDylan and Kirk are back from Barcelona, so we had to talk about the wettest, hottest, and most American movie in the world!
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2022-06-2353 minStraight People MoviesThe Straight People Movies Draft w/Chris Martinez & Jason PollardThis week we're doing something a little different and drafting ourselves! Taking a queue from sports (!), we're drafting the perfect episode of SPM from the past episodes we've done. It's a rowdy time and yes, there is a lot of yelling and no, it's not about the movie you're thinking of.
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2022-06-151h 11Straight People MoviesJurassic ParkLaura Dern? Laura Dern. Laura Dern...Laura Dern. Laura; Dern.
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2022-06-0856 minStraight People MoviesTop Gun: Maverick w/ Kyle RomeroThis week the gays are joined by one of our favorite returning guests Kyle Romero as we ride into the Danger Zone aka the lighthouse in Annihilation.
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2022-06-011h 12Straight People MoviesMenWe just won an Austin Chronicle Critics prize, so naturally we decided to do an episode on a divisive movie that no one has seen, Men!! Alex Garland's long awaited follow-up to Annihilation, Men is, well let's just say unforgettable.
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2022-05-251h 01Straight People MoviesMonty Python and the Holy GrailAlways look on the bright side of life *whistle* (Yes I know that's a different movie, the music in this one isn't as good as Life of Brian)
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2022-05-1849 minStraight People MoviesDoctor Strange in the Multiverse of MadnessWe did it.
Marvel Mamma is over
We are never talking about another Marvel movies as long as we live.
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2022-05-1157 minStraight People MoviesSpider-man: No Way HomeMarvel Mamma, a series we decided to do under our own volition, is taking a toll. We are nearing the end of our sanity. Soon we'll be talking about the red dress. Save us from this.
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2022-05-0451 minStraight People MoviesAvengers: EndgameSiri play Endgame by Taylor Swift from her incredibly underrated masterpiece Reputation. This week The Gays watched Avengers: Endgame as part of our MARVEL MAMMA series. And if you can't tell, we were maybe a little bored.
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2022-04-2748 minStraight People MoviesCaptain America: The Winter SoldierWeek 2 of MARVEL MAMMA!!! This week we're talking about the Boy Scout himself Captain America and his frenemy with a metal arm, The Winter Soldier! A 70's paranoid thriller-homage, this movie divided the hosts so much, one might say it's Straight People Movies: Civil War.
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2022-04-1351 minStraight People MoviesThe AvengersIn honor of the upcoming Doctor Strange and The Multiverse of Madness, we're launching our latest mini-series: MARVEL MAWMA! We've lost our everloving mind and are doing FIVE Marvel Movies in the upcoming weeks (as well as The Northman, this is our podcast not yours). We're kicking it off with the movie that more or less kicked off the Marvel Machine as we know it: 2012's The Avengers! We're ranking them by hotness, introducing a new rating scale, and doing our worst New York accents.
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2022-04-061h 00Straight People MoviesMandy w/Brian BonnetCrying in the bathroom wearing nothing buy tighty-whities and taking slugs from a bottle of booze, what is this a Tuesday night???? This week we're joined by Nicolas Cage scholar and host of the upcoming podcast But It Matters to Me, Brian Bonnet!! In honor of the upcoming film The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we're talking Mandy, the 2018 psychedelic revenge horror film that launched Mr. Cage's most interesting chapter in his career.
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2022-03-301h 08Straight People MoviesSwiss Army ManThis week we're tootin' and fartin' our way to a possible restraining order, that's right we're talking Swiss Army Man. The Daniels' newest film Everything Everywhere All At Once is out this week so we're talking their first film and all of the heterosexuality that goes along with it.
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2022-03-231h 00Straight People MoviesMen in BlackHere comes Straight People Movies/You're favorite podcasters/Here comes Straight People Movies/This ep we're talking bout the Cremaster (More specifically, the Cremaster Cycle, a series of 5 video installations by acclaimed artist and breaker of Bjork's heart Matthew Barney)
Anyway we're talking Men in Black, the 1997 space comedy starring almost guaranteed Best Actor winner Will Smith. Also stick around for the end because we're announcing our very first contest for our fans omg.
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2022-03-161h 09Straight People MoviesThe Dark KnightIn honor of The Batman, we're tackling one of our most requested movies, The Dark Knight! Christopher Nolan's magnum opus (Intersetllar people, sshhh) is a point of friction between the gays, but we settle on one thing: The Joke is 100% one of us if you catch our drift. We're rewriting the Oscars, we're regendering Alfred, and most importantly, we plant our flag on which Rachel is the best Rachel.
**BEWARE SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE THE BATMAN**
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2022-03-091h 14Straight People MoviesNightmare AlleyThis week we're talking Nightmare Alley, 2021's most baffling Film Twitter fave. Returning guest Kyle Romero helps us break down why straight people are obsessed with Guillermo Del Toro's latest.
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2022-03-021h 07Straight People MoviesThe Mitchells vs the MachinesThis week, the Gays watched The Mitchells vs The Machines, Netflix's animated sci-fi family picture! It's got everything you could ever want: possessed Furbys, Olivia Colman as an evil phone, and a dad that one of the hosts would do unspeakable things to.
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2022-02-2355 minStraight People MoviesOcean's 11Steven Soderbergh can do no wrong, so in honor of his latest film KIMI, we're talking Ocean's 11. Dudes do a lot of things in this movie: rob a casino, blow up vans, hold a man's hand so tight and discuss moisturizing techniques. But most importantly, the dudes rock.
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2022-02-1658 minStraight People MoviesThe Day After TomorrowMore like The Gay After Tomorrow (Dylan is available for any and all stand up gigs). In honor of Don't Look Up AND Moonfall, the movie where the moon falls, we watched Roland Emmerich's 2004 climate change disaster classic(??). Dennis Quaid is hot, Jake Gyllenhaal is hot, the fake president is hot, and everyone else is cold.
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2022-02-091h 00Straight People MoviesJackass: The MovieHi, we're Kirk and Dylan, and welcome to Straight People Movies. This week in honor of Jackass Forever, we're discussing movie that started it all, 2002's Jackass: The Movie. This movie made one of us throw up from the debauchery, tune in to find out who!
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2022-02-0250 minStraight People MoviesO Brother, Where Art Thou?We just got back from the river to pray and we're back with a brand new episode! In honor of The Tragedy of Macbeth, we go back in time to 1930's Mississippi in O Brother, Where Art Thou?! The Coen's southern fried musical-ish adaptation of Homer's The Odyssey is every southern grandpa's favorite movie. Put on your Dapper Dan and hop on a train, we are the gays of constant sorrow.
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2022-01-2851 minStraight People MoviesLicorice PizzaIs this thing on?
We're back baby! Season 2 of Straight People Movies is here, and we made exactly zero changes to the format, zero changes to our content, and most importantly zero changes to our audio quality.
This week we tackle our first ever film currently in theaters, Licorice Pizza! Paul Thomas Anderson's latest film about how cool 70's LA was. We tackle the controversy, the heterosexuality, and spend a very long time on the film Malignant.
We're so glad to be back girlies, miss you much (by Janet Jackson)
2022-01-191h 05Straight People MoviesA Christmas StoryThe final episode of our Christmas series that we never gave a name to and the final episode of Season 1! This week we watch a movie about the joys of childhood, so guess what happens when one of us is kind of wine drunk and panicking from moving and the other is in the middle of a bipolar 1 episode talk about childhood. Hint: It's bleak!!!
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2021-12-1556 minStraight People MoviesDie HardHey gays. Did you know? That Die Hard?? Staring Bruce Willis??? And Alan Rickman???? IS?????? A???????? CHRISTMAS????????? MOVIE????????????
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2021-12-0950 minStraight People MoviesElfIt's Christmas time here at Straight People Movies. We got the Sleigh Bells album Treats on loop and a youtube video of a log burning on the TV. Our first movie in our Christmas extravaganza is Elf! Will Ferrell is an elf! From the North Pole! In New York!!
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2021-12-011h 07Straight People MoviesPlanes, Trains, and AutomobilesIt's giving...Thanks. This week we're doing one of two possible straight Thanksgiving movies. No, not The Last Waltz. The other one.
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2021-11-271h 03Straight People MoviesEp. 39: Planes, Trains, and AutomobilesIt's Thanksgiving babyyyyy. Gobble gobble. Turkey is whack, pumpkin pie is great, and Steve Martin is objectively hot.
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2021-11-241h 14Straight People MoviesGuardians of the GalaxyWe hate this movie. That's the episode description. No jokes, no bits, just pure gay hate.
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2021-11-171h 05Straight People MoviesHot FuzzOi bruv, innit, Love Island, Nando's, Dizzee Rascal, Beebs, Vegemite, Kylie Minogue, Guinness, Justin Trudeau, Ed Sheeran, Samantha Mumba
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2021-11-1054 minStraight People MoviesBlade Runner 2049One of your hosts is a replicant and the other a homosexual. We will never tell which is which but we are hoping this will lead to 30+ years of discourse on film twitter.
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2021-11-0356 minStraight People MoviesThe Cabin In The WoodsThe podcast is actually a podcast about the history of podcasts while simultaneously being a podcast.
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2021-10-271h 01Straight People MoviesThe Devil's RejectsThe Devil's Rejects? Oh you mean gay people???
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2021-10-201h 01Straight People MoviesEvent Horizon*To the tune of Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga* I'm on Event...Horizon, and I'm sucked into an orb made of goo.
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2021-10-1350 minStraight People MoviesThe Thing w/Kyle RomeroRecorded live from a research facility in the gay neighborhood of Antarctica, it's The Thing! This week the gays welcome back special guest Kyle Romero to kick off our Scared Straight Month! John Carpenter claustrophobic masterpiece has everything straights love, men, beards, and wearing hats incorrectly!
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2021-10-061h 02Straight People MoviesPineapple ExpressWe're high and feeling anxious, inside of the CVS, keeping it light like silk chiffon. This week, the gays talk Pineapple Express, our theory about why straight people love stoner comedies, and the one and only Rosie Perez. Partake in your favorite way to partake, relax, and put on your favorite podcast.
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2021-09-2955 minStraight People MoviesBonus Episode: Last Night In Soho (Fantastic Fest dispatch)Dylan scammed their way into Fantastic Fest press passes, so here's dispatch #2! Next up, Last Night in Soho! A TRULY SPOILER FREE LIKE LITERALLY YOU SEE EVERYTHING IN THE TRAILER THAT DYLAN GOES INTO SPECIFICS ABOUT review of the new Edgar Wright movie, and don't let this freak you out, but Dylan gave it a ½ star on Letterboxd. Find out why!!
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2021-09-2512 minStraight People MoviesBonus Ep: Titane (Fantastic Fest dispatch)Dylan scammed their way into Fantastic Fest press passes, so here's dispatch #1! First up, Titane! The French sensation that won director Julia Ducournau the Palme d'Or had its US premier at Fantastic Fest, and Dylan was there to catch it! Did Dylan love the French body horror/family drama? What do you think?
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2021-09-2507 minStraight People MoviesBoyhoodThis episode description took 12 years to write, and in the mean time we two gays learned a little bit about life. So break up with your crappy husbands, put on The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, and get ready for Boyhood.
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2021-09-221h 17Straight People MoviesDistrict 9It's time for another fooken episode of Straight People Movies! This week The Gays watched the movie that taught us that racism is bad, aliens are cool, and cat food is delicious, District 9! We go over everything, the 2010 Oscars, if video games can ever be successfully adapted into film (they can't) and the film Jackie. Catch y'all in the hovering spaceship over Johannesburg we record in!
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2021-09-081h 03Straight People MoviesDr Horrible’s Sing-Along BlogStraight People Movies presents Straight People Web Series!! Our second straight people musical, this monstrosity made us lose our minds! Listen to our breakdown!!
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2021-09-0153 minStraight People MoviesMission: ImpossibleDum dum, da da, dum dum, duh duh, dum dum, da da, dum dum, duh duh, BA DA DUUUUUH, BA DA DUUUUUUUH, BA DA DUUUUUUM, duh dum.
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2021-08-2559 minStraight People MoviesPredatorGet to the choppa! And download the latest episode of Straight People Movies! It's another drunk cast, so this week we actually have a reason to have rambling incoherent thoughts about everything from the inherent homophobia of muscle bears, Alanis Morissette, and whether or not Kirk Douglas is still alive!
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2021-08-181h 03Straight People MoviesThe Royal TenenbaumsRecorded from our respective clawfoot bathtubs, this week the two gays are discussing The Royal Tenenbaums! We're talking about everything, including costume parties, Cat Power, and both of our Joker origin stories.
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2021-08-111h 03Straight People MoviesTraining Day w/ Kyle AmatoIt's not what you know, it's what you can prove. And we can prove that Training Day is objectively our straightest movie so far. Joined by Hawke Cast's Kyle Amato, we dive deep into Training Day and everything around it, including Dylan's weird media trade with a high school teacher, Kirk's deranged Gay Recommendation, and Macy Gray's covers album.
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2021-08-0557 minStraight People MoviesUnbreakableWe went to the beach that makes you gay to talk about M. Night Shyamalan's 2000 stealth masterpiece Unbreakable! It's got everything straight people love, comic books, twists, and cast members from Pulp Fiction. Sit back, relax, and enjoy our episode that's 20 times longer than Robin Wright's screen time.
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2021-07-281h 12Straight People MoviesThe Greatest ShowmanWe are brave, we are bruised, we are who we're meant to be, this the podcast where two gays get together to talk about movie made for straight people and ask why? This we're talking The Greatest Showman, that's right the circus musical. In the ep we talk musicals, Michelle Williams and her flop husbands, spoil Manchester By The Sea, and spend a good 10 minutes talking about Sufjan Stevens. Put on your top hat, pose like you're trying to impress m'lady, and swing from the trapeze like fka Twigs!
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2021-07-211h 09Straight People Movies21 Jump StreetWhile y'all were out there finger PAAHPin each other's [CENSORED], we were out here recording an episode on the 2012 comedy masterpiece 21 Jump Street! Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill go back to high school undercover and boy are things different. Nerds are cool, theater kids are hot, and Ellie Kemper will def end up in jail eventually. Tune in for our second, but definitely not last, secret Dakota Johnson movie, 21 Jump Street!
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2021-07-1456 minStraight People MoviesShrek (Live from Twitch)Once upon a time there were two gays who lived in a far away kingdom and never pooped or farted because that's gross. This week we're talking Shrek and how it looks like garbage, smells like garbage, and is considered by the country of France equally important as Mulholland Drive.
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2021-06-3046 minStraight People MoviesThe Social Network"If you were the hosts of Straight People Movies, you'd be the hosts of Straight People Movies" This week the two gays watch our "first" David Fincher movie, The Social Network! Shockingly the episode isn't just 53 minutes of us going "Brenda Song yass queen boots slay the house Target Pride Collection mama yass"
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2021-06-2453 minStraight People MoviesThe RoomYou're tearing us apart, Stefani Germanotta! This week, the two gays go to San Francisco to watch The Room! We're talking about 'so bad it's good' movies, the surreal genius of Tommy Wiseau, and spend far too long on the absence of art noise punk on Pitchfork's end of decade coverage that came out two years ago.
*Editor's note, there are some audio issues this episode. It's not unlistenable but if you're like wait why does it sound kooky, just know it's us and not you sis.*
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2021-06-161h 03Straight People MoviesEp. 17: The Great Gatsby w/ Nicole RussellThis week we're [Taylor Swift in 'This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things' voice] feeling so Gatsby. Joined by The Say's Nicole Russell, we're talking everything Great Gatsby, from the parties to the green lights, and answering the eternal question "will you still love me when I'm no longer young, and beautiful?"
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2021-06-0954 minStraight People MoviesThe Wolf of Wall Street w/ Jason Pollard and Jenn RosarioThe gays couldn't talk about Leo, Marty, and whatever stocks are alone, so we brought in our best Judys from the A Night With the Stars, Jason Pollard and Jenn Rosario! The Wolf of Wall Street so naturally we're talking Pearl Jam, Kyle Chandler's hair, and prosthetic p*******.
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2021-06-021h 13Straight People MoviesPulp FictionA watch up your butt for two years? Oh honey that sounds like our Friday night. This week the gays are talking Pulp Fiction, Tarantino's 1994 Palme d'Or winning post-modern magnum opus. Come for the hot gay takes, stay for the two worst Cher impressions you've ever heard and Manchester By the Sea spoilers.
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2021-05-261h 03Straight People MoviesRaiders of the Lost ArkIt's Indy, bish [cue 'Gimme More']. This week the gays talk the 1981 classic Raiders of the Lost Ark with a little help with their friend alcohol. That's right, we're drunk the whole time because it's our podcast and not yours. Grab your self a bag of sand, a poisoned date, and a bottle of German vodka and join us as we raid this lost ark hunty.
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2021-05-191h 07Straight People MoviesDonnie DarkoWait, you're telling me that all around me are familiar faces? Worn out places?? Worn out faces???? This week the two gays are talking about 2001 mindbleep of a movie Donnie Darko. Please show your devotion to Sparkle Motion, or we'll call Frank on you.
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2021-05-121h 14Straight People MoviesWayne's WorldParty on Dylan, party on Kirk. We're talking the classic SNL film Wayne's World! It's got everything straights love, Queen, miraculously falling multiple stories, and gun racks.
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2021-05-051h 03Straight People MoviesForrest GumpThis week the gays drank too much free Dr Pepper at the White House and now have opinions on the 1994 heterosexual classic Forrest Gump! We're talking Jim Steinman, shrimping ethics, and whether or not Forrest Gump is hot.
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2021-04-281h 20Straight People MoviesTrain to BusanThis week, the gays are traveling on a train to Busan and wait...why is that woman covered in blood running toward us? This week we're talking the straightest monsters (zombies), straightest forms of transportation (lawnmowers), and straightest Supporting Actress winners (Melissa Leo). Also, Ma Dong-seuk, if you're listening, please marry either one or both of us.
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2021-04-2149 minStraight People MoviesRockyThis week, the gays are traveling back in time to Bicentennial-era Philadelphia to talk about Rocky! It’s got everything, sports, overcoming obstacles, and truly the most insane relationship ever in cinema outside of The Piano Teacher!
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2021-04-1453 minStraight People MoviesUncut Gems w/ Kyle RomeroHoly s*** we're gonna come...on your podcast feeds with a brand new ep! This week The Gays are joined by Kyle Romero, a comedian and one of the festival directors of Austin Sketch Fest to talk about 2019's Uncut Gems! We're going deep on The Sandman himself, what a basketball is, and the definitive decision on whether or not A24 is gay or straight!
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2021-04-071h 15Straight People MoviesZack Snyder's Justice LeagueThis week the Gays watch the longest film ever released (don't look that up), Zack Snyder's Justice League! We hit on everything, slo-mo hot dogs, Bjork's Medulla, and the queen herself Amy Adams.
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2021-03-241h 05Straight People MoviesAnchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyThis week the gays talk about everything! Lady Gaga, Kathryn Hahn, Missi Pyle, and some movie that came out in 2004 starring the guy from Stranger Than Fiction.
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2021-03-171h 06Straight People MoviesLoganKirk and Dylan go way back to...2017? That doesn't sound right. Wait, Logan came out in 2017? A.D.?? Why does it feel so much older than that? We're going deep on the bloody, the grown up, the violent superhero film Logan!
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2021-03-101h 00Straight People MoviesTitanicKirk and Dylan managed to find a door big enough to float on and record this podcast. We talk about everything, James Cameron being a psycho, Kate Winslet being iconic, Leo and Oscar, and of course the queen herself, Celine Dion.
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2021-03-031h 18Straight People MoviesMad Max: Fury RoadThis we we head to Australia, the gayest continent, to talk about Mad Max: Fury Road! Kirk and Dylan discuss Tom Hardy, STUNTS, and the orientation of the flaming guitar guy (hint: not straight).
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2021-02-2458 minStraight People MoviesThe Princess BrideThis week Dylan and Kirk take a gander at The Princess Bride, the straightest movie with the word "princess" and "bride" in the title. Do not try to correct us. Which one of us thought the Andre The Giant/ Cary Elwes fight scene was hot? Tune in to find out. Editor's Note: Dylan may have edited that part of the episode out.
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2021-02-1755 minStraight People MoviesDriveEpisode Number 1!! There isn't a straighter movie on Earth than Nicolas Winding Refn's 2011 film Drive. Dylan and Kirk dive deep in the murky, heterosexual waters of Drive and come out the other side real human beings AND real heroes.
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