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Effed Up SuccessesThe Myth of a Work Life BalanceRachel gives Linnie her birthday gifts from Hong Kong, for payment Linnie tells their listeners about an embarrassing fart story that she and Rachel had to endure. They go on to discuss finding some balance by implementing some day mapping, schedule auditing and with James Clear's The Four Burners Theory.Follow along:InstagramFacebookYouTubeEmail: Effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2020-02-1800 minEffed Up SuccessesSwiping Right For The Right Client with Krysta NormanOn today's episode we talk about how connecting with the right clients is like trying to find "the one" on online dating sites. We'll tell you all about the importance of swiping left on clients that aren't the best fit, saving space for the clients you just have to swipe right on. Follow along with Krysta: Instagram + WebsiteMake sure to rate, subscribe and share this episode with your HOT doctor.Connect with us:InstagramFacebookEmail us: effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2020-02-1100 minEffed Up SuccessesDish Day: Don't Be Dumb, You DummiesWe reached 5,000 downloads and we are here to celebrate by dishing about things that annoy us.Today we are talking about Linnie and Rachels coping styles when it comes to fighting and how the mistakes newer planners make are severely detrimental to our industry as a whole!It's easy as a new planner to over-promise and under-deliver because you're trying your best to book as many clients as possible but starting off making promises that you can't deliver on and also devalue your fellow creatives is the wrong way to go about it!...
2020-01-2100 minEffed Up SuccessesHASHTAG GoalsWelcome to 2020, our second season and Rachels re-introduction of the Spanish flu back into society.On todays episode we are talking about GOAL-SETTING and how to effectively set some realistic goals and stick to them! 2019 was a flaming dumpster fire for a lot of us so we are here to help you turn it from hot garbage to a beautiful work of art.2020 is the year to DO EPIC SHIT so put your big girl or boy pants (with pockets) on and take charge of this year NOW so it ends up being t...
2020-01-1400 minEffed Up SuccessesTaco Flavored Business Cards with Cathleen Titcomb Curious Fox PressInstagramFacebookCathleen@CuriousFoxPress.comFollow along with our journeyInstagramFacebookEmail: effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-12-1000 minEffed Up SuccessesThe Price is Wrong, B***hToday's episode is all about setting those starting prices and setting them the right way. Stop price matching your competitors, stop pulling numbers out of thin air. You want your business to survive? Then it's time to be strategic and get your hands dirty.So you are brand new and your "competition" charges XYZ? Who cares, that's not what YOU should be charging. Every business is different. Not sure where to start? Don't pick a random number, stop what you are doing and tune in. Make sure to rate and subscribe, and even better- share w...
2019-11-1900 minEffed Up SuccessesDream Team BTS w/guest Billy "Skipper" HughesFind more on our amazing episode sponsor here: Loudoun Brewing CompanyTry out their amazing Victorious and tell them Effed Up Successes sent you! Send us your questions comments, concerns and free cars to EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com and be sure you are following us on Facebook and Instagram at @Effed.Up.Successes
2019-11-1200 minEffed Up SuccessesPot Pies and the Power of "No"On today's episode Rachel and Linnie realize that they are secretly Oprah and Gayle, all the while they spread the gospel on the power of the word "No" and how to use it to pave the way for authentic business growth. Meanwhile they share their INTENSE LOVE for chicken pot pies. Send us your best chicken pot pie recipes to effedupsuccesses@gmail.com // Follow along with our crazy journey on Instagram @effed.up.successes and on Facebook @effedupsuccesses.
2019-11-0500 min
Effed Up SuccessesBONUS: Halloween Winners + Conspiracy TheoriesIn our spoopy bonus episode we are announcing our halloween contest winners AND sharing the spookiest stories sent in by our fave listeners. Join our party on IG @effed.up.successes // Send us your spooky stories at effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-11-0100 min
Effed Up SuccessesDish Day: Trick or YeetJoin us for our super spoopy Halloween episode. Linnie dishes on what it's like to be an empath, and the supernatural juju she's experienced on and off the clock.We'll be chatting about our spirited local venues, the best AND worst halloween candy and our top picks for halloween flicks. It's a real (boo)zy! Follow along with us on IG at @effed.up.successes // Email us your scariest encounters to effedupsuccesses@gmail.com.Don't forget to rate and subscribe, or we'll haunt you.
2019-10-2900 minEffed Up SuccessesWhat Doesn't Kill You Make You DrinkToday we speak our truths on being at the mercy of the peak season wedding gods, and how to survive it all without drowning ourselves in bourbon.You'll hear our top tips and seasoned wisdom for making the chaos of peak season in the wedding world wayyyyy more bearable, because let's all face it, it really sucks.Follow along with our survival on Instagram at @effed.up.successes, find us on Facebook at @effedupsuccesses. Send us YOUR best tips to make it through the chaos to effedupsuccesses@gmail.com.Make sure to rate...
2019-10-2200 minEffed Up SuccessesFinding Your Business KinkToday we are talking about our business kinks, aka our niches. Linnie talks on why she is so freaking passionate about finding the right kink for your business and how brave you need to be to set out on your search. Meanwhile, things are getting spoopy in the podcast lounge and Rachel becomes one giant pumpkin chunk muffin.Find us on the Gram: www.instagram.com/effed.up.successesSend us your spookiest wedding stories at effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-10-1500 minEffed Up SuccessesMarketing Magic + Instagram Husbands with Kir TubenOn today's episode we are chatting with marketing maven and photographer goddess, Kir Tuben of Kir Tuben Photography.Kir spills the tea on modern social media marketing, navigating what is right for your business, Instagram husbands and submarine sandwiches.Keep connected by following along with us!Kir Tuben: http://www.kir2ben.com // IG: @kir2benOur IG: @effed.up.successes // E-mail: @effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-10-0800 min
Effed Up SuccessesDish Day: Anacostia Dungeon DetourToday we are dishing about Canadian nude art inception, surprise DC sex dungeons with gymnastic mats and hissing furries, the benefits of gratitude journals. So many weird tangents.
Rachel Rice talks about a fun form of passive income, while Linnie struggles with imitation within the industry and they both dive into their hilariously differengt high school days.
Hiss into our DMs on Instragram @effed.up.successes // Send us love letters at effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-10-0100 minEffed Up SuccessesSecret Gardens and Speakeasies with Tori HeerOn today’s episode we are chatting with photographer extraordinaire Tori Heer of Victoria Heer Photography; she tells us about her journey as a creative, paving her own way as a one-of-a-kind wedding photographer and celebrating the differences of what makes her unique. She shines a light on standing out and why she never compares herself to other photographers. We‘ll be talking about secret gardens, speakeasies and our complete fan-girl obsession of Tori and her refreshing intensity. Find us here!Tori: @victoriaheerphotography on IG and at www.victoriaheer.com@effe...
2019-09-2400 min
Effed Up SuccessesDish Day: Hoveround Races and Tarot CardsAn unexpected guest joins Linnie + Rachel as they fall in love, out of love and back in love, all within this 45 minute episode.
On this dish day, Linnie + Rachel take turns disasterously interviewing eachother, only to be saved from themselves when the one and only Oracle arrives.
Learn more about our guest, Krysta Norman of Krysta Norman Photography: www.krystanorman.com and on IG @krystanormanphoto
Join in on our antics- IG: @effed.up.successes and send your love letters to effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-09-1700 minEffed Up SuccessesKnowing When To Quit Your Shit with Bethanne ArthurOn today's episode, we huddle up with Bethanne Arthur and bravely talk about what too many people are afraid to do; closing up shop.
We speak on the pressures to keep up as a woman in today's society, why PT Cruisers are the quintessential mall cop car, and why it's okay to be a basic bitch who loves a cozy Pumpkin Spice Latte.
Follow along with Bethanne's new adventure @bethannearthur
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AND send us your loveletters to effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-09-1000 minEffed Up SuccessesImposter Syndrome and Chicken SandwichesOn today'a episode we are talking about the inevitable imposter syndrome as a creative entrepreneur. Also goats on boats. Also meatball subs, also Bugattis vs Maseratis. You know, all the good things.
We talk about their own experiences with imposter syndrome, how to come back from it and how to avoid it in the future.
To top it off, they plead for their listener's top fried chicken sandwich recipes.
Follow along with our hootenannies on Instagram: @effed.up.successes
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2019-09-0300 minEffed Up SuccessesPockets Full of Orange StarburstsOn today's episodes we are targeting brand new planners and all new creatives. We are covering all of the garbage myths out there about bad planners and telling you how to avoid becoming part of the shitty stereotype.
Make sure to follow along with all of our mischief on Instragram @effed.up.successes // Send us love letters at effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
2019-08-2700 min
Effed Up SuccessesDish Day feat. Dan Ninja: Drink The Black Sarcophagus WaterSPECIAL EDITION DISH DAY featuring DJ Dan, a contest to see who makes the best airhorn sound, we talk frozen bras, horse girl memorabilia, defending dogs from women named Barbara, our bonding over childhood trauma and get into the topic of Djs. Are they goobers? Or are they regular people like us? Find out on todays episode! Bonus: Find out what sandwiches Dan, Linnie and Rachel identify most with.
Follow us on Instagram @effed.up.successes @Dan_Ninja
Email us at: EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com
2019-08-2000 minEffed Up SuccessesSurprise Episode: A Battle With Montel Williams & A GiveawayWe have a special mini episode today where we talk about Linnies freudian slip regarding Wolverine, Rachels internet battle with a 90s talk show host, throwing up Michelin rated meals, and the girls ask your help to harass a friend.
PLUS you get even more fun stuff because we are hosting our very first giveaway so tune in and make sure you are following us on Instagram to be entered!!!
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2019-08-1300 minEffed Up SuccessesNetworking OR Net-twerking?Jumpin' in.
Today we are talking about:
Stalking has-been talk show hosts
Networking to build your business and brand
Why BNIs are the worst for creative businesses
Agressive boobage
And why networking shouldn't feel like a stale first date (Yuck.)
Email us and tell us what you are jonesing to hear at Effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
or message us on instagram at @EffedupSuccesses
You can also find us on Facebook, but why tho?
2019-08-0600 minEffed Up SuccessesHow To Be A Creative People Actually Want To Work WithWant to be a creative entrepreneur that people seek out and want to work with again and again? We’ve got you.
You'll hear about Rachel's Portugal withdrawals, adult sippy cups, our fantasy dream bosses, and more importantly- how to be a better creative that people want to include in their business networks.
Email us and tell us what you are jonesing to hear at Effedupsuccesses@gmail.com
or message us on instagram at @EffedupSuccesses
You can also find us on Facebook, but why tho?
2019-07-3100 minEffed Up SuccessesRanch Bottles of Bourbon with DJ Dan HuynhWhen is the best time for dj/band to eat meals during the wedding day?What's the best occasion for a Daddy Yankee song?The dreaded "For those of you who don't know me" best man/maid of honor speechWe are talking all that and more with our special guest Dan Huynh owner of Premier DJ Services! Tune in today!Email us your craziest wedding story at Effedupsuccesses@gmail.comor message us on instagram at @EffedupSuccessesYou can also find us on Facebook and hanging out at...
2019-07-2300 min
Effed Up SuccessesDish Day: Our Crazy Ass WeddingsOn today's episode, we spill the tea on some of our craziest weddings ever. We discuss creepy dads, the most ridiculous guest injuries and Rachel's hate for Park Rangers and authority figures.
Email us at EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com and find us on Instagram at @effed.up.successes
2019-07-1600 minEffed Up SuccessesTop Client Red FlagsOn Todays episode we discuss the top red flags to look out for before hiring a client and a few disastrous stories that Linnie and Rachel have gone through to figure it out the hard way.
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2019-07-1000 minEffed Up SuccessesDish Day: Get Out Of Here, Uncle Ricky!To submit a story for dish day pelase email us directly at EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com
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All dish day stories are anonymous unless you request us to use your name!
2019-07-0200 minEffed Up SuccessesBurnout Blows + WoesBeing busy does not mean being successful.
Today we talk about the difference between being overwhelmed with entrepreneurship and the signs that maybe it's time to take a step back, pause or quit.
Linnie shares her difficult birth story and the struggle of owning a business during that period. Rachel makes that really deep story about skeletons and brother husbands.
Instagram: @Effed.up.successes
email: EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com
2019-06-1800 minEffed Up SuccessesThe Baking Soda to my Grease fireWho are we? Well, Linnie is the baking soda to Rachels grease fire. Hear all about mishaps and Rachels foolproof 4 step system of dealing with your mistakes.On Episode 2 of Effed Up Successes we discuss learning from your mishaps, dealing with your (and other peoples) failures including a foolproof 4 step system from Rachel. Also learn about our failures and successes of the week and why Rachel may not be let back into Canada.Follow along with us on Instagram at @effed.up.successes, on Facebook at @effedupsuccesses and send us love letters to effedupsuccesses...
2019-06-0400 minEffed Up SuccessesYou Can Eff Right OffWhat is this podcast all about? Who are we? Why are you in this hospital? All that and more on our very first episode! Welcome to the inaugural episode of Effed Up Successes. We are Linnie and Rachel and we are here to talk to you all about failing upwards in the least politically correct ways possible. Starting your own creative business? We'll be your tour guides.Instagram: @Effed.Up.SuccessesEmail: EffedUpSuccesses@gmail.com
2019-06-0400 min