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Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHaterville, USAThis week the girls give into the carnal desire of hatred. Not the whole episode though. We start with a bit of personal updates- Michaela blacked out on the Fourth of July. Plus discussions of the “can you teach an old dog new tricks” saying. Then we pull over at the Haterville Gas Station and fill the hell up! New segment alert, it’s time to hate! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-07-091h 02Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSkincare & People We Hate (Kinda)Huge roundup episode with a slew of topics discussed. The girlies muse about the benefits(?) of mixing up your skincare and haircare routines with no scientific facts to back up any claims made. Ellie has a surprising new fav product! Zohran Mamdani wins the democratic primary for the mayoral election in New York, and perhaps this is a moment of hope? Then we discuss people we don’t like for no reason, and Michaela has a hot take about Tik Tok musicians! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-07-0256 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaJustice For ZootopiaA discourse-heavy episode is knocking at your door. Will you answer? We discuss the online claims that making your own food is “actually more expensive”, some of the odd weather events, Doja Cat, and Celine Song. Plus, a very VERY short rant from Michaela about Love Island. If people have been discoursing it… we discuss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-06-2552 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaPlanting FlowersHeyyyy it's Us! This week we have a lovely episode for you... We chat about how to know if you're on the right path. Is there even a right path? Is it okay to switch paths? Should you feel a deep sense of *knowing* in your bones if you ARE in the right career or relationship? Plus how does Saturn Return play into this and all that jazz. But before that, we get to hear about Ellie's spirit reading and Michaela's 24 hour film festival! Plus a secret third thing... Learn more about your ad choices...2025-06-181h 06Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThe Girls Are Back!Heyyy…. How yall doin….. Late Night Drive is back and dare we say we got new tires. The girlies meander through many topics with an open heart. Included but not limited to Gen Z drinking less, Ellie being Healed, things we are into this summer, and much more! Plus a Quick Look at Elon & Trump’s inevitable breakup. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-06-1153 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWould You Eat These Fries?A range of topics is covered today… from real things happening to complete hypotheticals. Pope Francis has passed away, Katy Perry went to space, and Ellie has been in an emotionally abusive relationship with wasps. Much is pondered, get into the car! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-04-2347 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWeird Little Guys & Controversial TakesThis episode has a little bit of everything… We give you never-been-heard and frankly groundbreaking advice on how to get your friend to stop liking someone. Then we discuss our controversial takes. Hear us out… Let us know what you think. Michaela gives less than two cents on the Oscar’s and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-03-0554 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWhat Is Love?Valentine’s Day is around the corner, so we come to you with a love boat. Hop aboard. Let’s roam the seas together and discover the meaning of it all. Ellie asks some compelling questions… The girlies discuss the fun you can have on the 14th as a single person, and of course the latest horrors are briefly addressed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-02-1240 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaPicture An AppleThis week we offer you a chatty episode about the horrors. LA is on fire, Trump has been inaugurated, Babygirl was seen, and worst of all? Ellie is trying to cook. We are struggling but we are HERE in the incredibly long month of January. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-01-2252 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaNew Year, Same DiscourseOh no, not this again! The girls dive into the latest Discourse, some of which involves Ellie. Also, we discuss our New Year vibe (The Year Of ___) and other silly goofy things as usual. Sorry for the delay, and for those wondering, Michaela is safe and evacuated! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-01-0945 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaNew Year, New KidneyWe missed you guys so much… In the wake of Ellie’s kidney surgery, an incredible amount of hijinks have occurred in pop culture. The girlies summarize their feelings on as much as they can. Ellie gives a health update, discourses such as “not liking your presents” and Emily Wilson’s “Odyssey” translation.. plus so much more. Happy New Year kittens! :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2025-01-0248 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaPost-election DebriefOkay… It has not been the best week. But we are here to discuss our feelings! Plus a small update on Ellie’s kidney, Gavin Newsom discourse, and Ellie’s friend’s EVIL ex who has become infamous in the city of Chicago. We love you guys and are here with you, especially those in red states. PS: Patreon has changed their policy so that there is an additional fee if you subscribe via the App Store. If you’d like to support us/join our Patreon please do so through web browser! 2024-11-1354 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWet Ass KidneyHeyyy pals this week we have a biiiig announcement-- you guessed it, Ellie finally got a kidney! It's a short but sweet episode where the girls discuss what this means, as well as the Wicked movie/Kardashians and some halloween chatter. Spoooooky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-10-3040 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaDe-Gunking HourAfter an incredible weekend of girling out under the influence of fairy dust, Ellie has some lovely revelations to share. For about 20 minutes the ladies of Late Night Drive discuss the fairy dust in question. It was also an Extremely discourse heavy week- so there are discussions abound regarding (as always) age gap discourse, how often you should be seeing your partner, and (again as always) the male loneliness epidemic. Plus a bit of lazy Halloween costume brainstorming. Yippee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-10-2352 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWitchy Horse CampAn amalgamation of topics appears before you. Do you answer the call? This week we have some HOT ADHD tips, some activity recs, witch behavior, and much more. PLUS Ellie went to horse camp, and we discuss Halloween plans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-10-0958 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaBob The BuilderCan we fix it? No, we can't. This week, we're tackling the age old question... Can you fix them? We also have a good old fashioned chit chat about what's going on in our lives, Michaela is hyperfixating on Equinox, and also, why is every pop girlie dating an ugly man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-10-0252 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIt's Wasp Season SomewhereThis week Ellie appears to be joining us from underwater (sorry about the audio this week guys). The girlies have big fetish updates & discourse, shocking raccoon drama, Ellie got ROCKS, and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-09-1856 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaFetish ConditioningIt goes real nutty mode with this episode. The girls have been out and about unsupervised for two weeks, and much has transpired. Michaela has an interesting take on fetishes that she struggles to convince Ellie of, Ellie is getting a rock (NOT clickbait), some people have innately evil spirits, plus so much more. Huge life updates abound in what we dare present to you as an episode that will make you giggle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-09-1157 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLeave the Olympic Athletes Alone!This week’s episode gets a bit political as the girlies talk about what’s been going on in the presidential race. Plus, another *highly informative* science discourse, Ellie got a cat (?), and the vibes have been excellent this week! Then we pull over to talk about the Olympics, and the political circus surrounding that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-08-071h 08Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaTake A Shot!A shocking amount of happenings have occurred this week. and the girlies MUST get into the car and have a Late Night Meeting. From Ellie’s big dating updates, to some political events, and a Roadside Attraction about the “alcohol at weddings” discourse. Plus- so much more in between! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-07-1759 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaAre We Dating Today, Queens?The girlies are going to be dating. We’re serious. This week’s episode is a classic chat about first dates, our fav/least fav “get to know you” questions, how much we like to snoop before/after meeting someone, and so much more! Sorry it's a day late-- Ellie had a brain fart :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-07-101h 01Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaBaby Trapping With the BestiesOk, please understand the title of this episode is a joke… This episode, the girls catch up on their week together at Vidcon in California! Tales of hanging out, Ellie’s birthday, and meeting new people! Plus a Roadside Attraction on a *controlling partner* and discussions on possessiveness. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-07-0359 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIt's A Drought!The girlies get real chatty this week, and they pull over at Whoville. After a brief catch up from the Who’s- it’s off to House of Dragon & the whole world of problematic media themes that we *Do Not See*. Plus a discussion about dreams (Michaela has wronged Ellie in a dream) and lucid dreaming. And most importantly- there is a drought. And Ellie hasn’t seen water in God knows how long. Is it just her? Let us know.For an ad-free version of this podcast go to: https://www.patreon.com/LateNi...2024-06-1957 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHindsight? She's 20/20Objects in the mirror may be different than they appear! This week the girlies chat about how the same people and situations can look very different once you have some distance from them, especially with romantic partners! A bit of a classic exes and dating chat. But before that… important convos about how we do not recognize anybody from the Billboard Top 10, get some tips from Ellie’s sleep routine, discuss landlords, and much more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-06-1259 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWomen and WrathThe final sin has arrived…. Wrath. How do we feel about/act upon anger? How is anger treated differently across gender? But before that, an incredibly necessary conspiracy about the Bean. Plus important discussions about Jesus (Christ), Sabrina Carpenter, Ellie’s Endoscopy and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-05-221h 08Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThe Tortured Drivers DepartmentCome one, come all to the most predicted episode of the year. A DEEP dive into TTPD. A necessary discussion that we truly think will be interesting whether you’re a Taylor listener or not. Plus some convos about local libraries & Ellie being truly insane in the name of Taylor and TTPD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-04-241h 10Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSedate That Baby!We go back to a chatty vibe this week as the Sins take a break. From catching up with an ex and actually having a lovely time, to Michaela's virginity reclamation date, we chat our socks off. Plus a convo into why Ellie fears theme parks, a reading of some sweet mini poems, and a Coachella roundup. Then, we pull over to discuss the baby ban discourse. Come sit and gab with the girls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-04-171h 02Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaI Still Get Jealous!A love letter episode to you guys this week that centers around jealousy. We want you to shush the little voice inside your head that tells you you’re a bad person for human feelings! There’s also a catch up for the Love is Blind reunion, King Charles, Ellie’s dating life and more! Plus a Roadside Attraction where we get into all the potential ways you could be feeling *dread* before sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-03-201h 09Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLosing My ReligionThe claws come OUT when Ellie gives Michaela a completely unexpected response to Ariana’s new album. If you don’t want to hear your mommies fight you’re gonna wanna skip to 12 minutes in… Then there are some BIG recaps on the Oscars, Kate Middleton, and Ellie’s latest scandal. The main topic for this episode is religious trauma, which has been heavily assisted with submissions from listeners. Although nothing extremely triggering is discussed, just know this episode touches on themes that *could* bring up sensitivities (but hopefully in a positive way). Learn more about your...2024-03-131h 11Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela(Trying To) Like This Little LifeSpring is back and so are Ellie and Michaela, spinning you around in their Volkswagen. Driving you through exhibits of the grave cleaning ladies on Tik Tok, Bradley Cooper’s unnecessary Pop Crave quotes, and a Love is Blind catch up. How would you feel if your partner was good friends with an ex FWB? Then we pull over to read a lovely Mary Oliver poem about hope. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-03-0648 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIt's Me, Hi, I'm The Discourse!This week is a very well-rounded episode filled with Death, Life, Betrayal, Love, Scams…. Things you won’t believe… Ellie has been forced into the center of a discourse in which she is being accused of having mere months to live. We discuss Charlie the Unicorn, the $50k shoe box, and focaccia bread. Then it’s time to pull over and of course discuss the breakdancing absent father, his bitcoin sweatshirt, and the flag he’s waving across Twitter assembling all the absent fathers in the country. THEN a discussion on sadness amnesia. It’s fun packed! Learn m...2024-02-211h 01Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaPre-Valentine's LayoffsThis episode is like when you put a funky pop beat atop the saddest lyrics you’ve ever heard. The girlies chat about Ellie’s recent breakup, and all the familiar feelings we hate to be able to relate to. Then they catch up on recent events including the AI deepfakes, the Grammys, friends having an “obligation” to hear you vent, and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-02-0759 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWhen Ballerinas FarmEllie has made the pilgrimage to Los Angeles and returned home, and there is much to discuss from the experience. Game night, girl hangs, cabin vibes, we will give you the full 411. This episode gets into the nitty gritty of Tik Tok trends, and pulls over to talk about the baking trad wives. Then the girlies discuss some of the questions from the ~33 questions to fall in love~ quiz. Very chatty and Very importan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-01-241h 02
Two Hot TakesFrothing at the Mouth.. Ft. Michaela Okland & Ellie SchnittWE'RE GOING ON TOUR!!! NEW SHOWS ADDED & TICKETS HERE: https://linktr.ee/twohottakestourTwo Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Ellie Schnitt & Michaela Okland!! This weeks episode has us getting a little bothered, a little frothy at the mouth, over what these stories are about. From being asked to help someone one week postpartum to your friend dropping a bomb on you two weeks before your wedding.. we had some big feelings. Thoughts on these ones?!Checkout Ellie & Michaela's podcast: https://www.instagram.com...2024-01-181h 40Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela2023... Stay DownIt’s the beginning of a New Year, the perfect time to rise from the ashes of a flop. Ellie & Michaela are here to hand out awards to the Top Roadside Attractions of the year at the Country Fair. They also discuss their *attainable* resolutions. Plus an important catching up on Michaela’s sourdough bread journey, the wolf spider lotion, New Years & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2024-01-0356 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHere To Sleigh!Back again to Sleigh… The girls talk about what it’s like to not get along with your partner’s family (and being stuck with them for the Holidays). There’s a Holiday Gift Guide pit stop with gift ideas for all the various miscreants in your life, an important discussion about mulch Tik Tok, and more. Plus some catching up on Ellie’s personal life, an UPDATE on the $59,000,000 wedding (criminal activities Exposed), and questions about Christmas colors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-12-0658 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaRudolph Framed VixenA classic gossiping and giggling episode this week! Ellie & Michaela discuss “hot vulnerability versus icky vulnerability”, the new Hunger Games movie, the latest Twitter Discourses, why health classes were showing the whole world “Supersize Me”, and much more! This week’s Roadside Attraction is the $59 million dollar wedding of a Car Dealership heiress, and we answer a listener question about times we’ve thought we might get cancelled… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-11-291h 10Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHalloween Mega-Spook-Tacular!A terrifying Spooktacular episode. Leading the charge is Skims Nipple Bra discourse (as well as personal nipple discourse). The girlies talk about their Halloween experiences, the man on Twitter who said women just read “porn”, some Complicated Taylor Swift lyrics and more. Then things get TERRIFYING as Michaela & Ellie do a Halloween candy power ranking, talk about ghosts, Bloody Mary, horror movies, and so much more!! Happy HALLOWEEN ghosties 2023-11-0158 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLiving Fearlessly Like The Oyster GirlWe missed you so much…. After 100 years away, we are thrilled to catch back up on the Incredible and Shocking lives of Ellie Schnitt and Michaela Okland. We discuss communication, dreams, and fears. How previous relationships have affected our current ones, an Unsettling confrontation at the Eras Movie, and more! As well as the internet happenings- featuring our Roadside Attraction: Oyster Girl 2023-10-1857 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaChristian Girl AutumnWe are ushering in the Fall season with devotion. Giving you a little brochure guide on how to get the vibe going for the new season (it’s not just telling you to go to a pumpkin patch- don’t worry). But before that- we discuss all the hot events taking place! Football, the strikes, a certain pop star’s dating life, Ellie’s battle with covid, and more! Plus a Roadside Attraction about edgy comedians. Happy Fall!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-09-2757 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSilence, Lambs!Thanks to lovely suggestions from listeners- we have a very cute and fun episode this week! The girls talk all about getting comfortable with alone time, silence, and dealing with post breakup loneliness! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Airbnb is dissected, storm/doomsday prep is BRIEFLY touched on, Ellie ran a mile, and there is a bit of Psychic Medium contemplation…. For the scenic route we read/discuss Mary Oliver’s beautiful poem Wild Geese. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-08-091h 02Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaMoving Forward, Looking BackWe have a very introspective episode for you today… Ellie & Michaela are here to discuss starting over and all the feelings that carries with it. They chat about forgiving yourself, “changing” the past, and the confusion of having an ever-evolving identity. There are also some convos about botox, Ariana, and archaeology! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-08-021h 01Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaGoing Kombucha ModeIt's fermenting hour girls... There is so much to catch up on. Something is in the air, Ariana Grande, James Charles, the Golden Bachelor, and Andrew Tate getting a $20k check from Twitter? Plus girll dinner and rotten fruit ATTACKING Ellie. The girlies also discuss the ongoing strikes and pull over for the roadside attraction of Kylie and Jordyn's grand reunion! Later, we discuss some of your questions, starting strong with a taxidermy dilemma, long distance relationships, and hobbies :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-07-1957 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaDestigmatize 27HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIE. The girlies are together in New York City and there are MANY current events to catch up on- submarine stepson, billionaire cage match, cis gender in her slur era, male trees make the hot girls with allergies cry, dating updates, Russian coup (?), and more. There is a LOT of bad science attempts as well as new conspiracy theory debacles. The roadside attraction gets all into the Shein influencer trip & then we drive off to ask each other all your cute little questions submitted via Instagram. To watch the full video version o...2023-06-2859 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaBut Somehow, Always MenHellooooo cuties! This week the girlies are back with topical pop culture topics such as that weird naked photo of Ben Affleck, the Miranda Sings controversy, and how weird human bodies are. Roadside attraction this week is Home Depot girl which leads to a discussion about what exactly Ellie thinks men who constantly sexualize women should do (hint: it's not nice). Finally there's a beautiful discussion about meeting your friends where they're at, even if that's on the ground. Patreon episode this week is about crushesssss so check it out (patreon.com/latenightdrivepod) !! Learn more...2023-06-2153 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaRoommate Roadmap & Chronic DiseaseAfter being away for a thousand lifetimes, Ellie & Michaela are back to chat. Talkin’ bout moving, cults, climate disasters, science (?), bridges (??), and getting a bit deeper into Ellie’s ~*kidney*~. It’s an emotional, silly, fun, insightful episode! Finally we drive up to a Roommate Roadmap and talk about all the things we need to remember for keeping things as positive as possible with a living partner. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-06-141h 14Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaBarbie's A False GodIt happened folks… Ellie saw Taylor Swift live in concert. And it is addressed. Many discourses are discoursed- Envy, Tik Tok Language, posting your kids, age gaps….. all of the discourses really… We pull over for the Roadside Attraction to discuss BARBIES (Did your barbies kiss? Were they murderers? Let us know)!! And then get to hear some new Seatbelt Check and Rearview Mirror submissions from the passenger princesses. :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-05-311h 09Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHope Is A Sewer RatEllie and Michaela are back to chat about all the various happenings… the Ren Faire girl, Taylor Swift’s stalkers, interior design, shopping tips, clapping at Cannes and more. The girls pull over to show you a giant blue termite couch on the side of the road for this week’s Roadside Attraction, and then have a lovely discussion about ~hope~ featuring some poetry and musings. They also announce two new upcoming segments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-05-241h 06Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHow To Get Banned from Venmo (Allegedly)To be honest… the gossip just can’t stop this week. Ellie sees her ex, both the girls get HOMES (renting.. not buying.. let’s be 100% clear), Michaela laundered money, and QUITE a lot more. Also two new love languages just dropped? (Allegedly) And we get some call ins from the listeners! Relationships with different religious views, experimenting with gender, and setting boundaries with parents in a loving way. She is an extremely fun and cute episode… Ellie does about 20 different (INCREDIBLE) accents throughout the course of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastc...2023-05-171h 06Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaVibe For The SummerWe are simply having a chat today. From King Midas to Ellie’s recent dating successes, the horrors of moving, the loneliness epidemic and more! We pull over to cheer over Speak Now tv as well as swiftly look away from the Roadside Attraction of UNCONFIRMED and HARD TO BELIEVE dating rumors. We also chat about whimsy…… so tune in.Note from Ellie: I am sick and hopefully edited out any gross sniffing noises but if I missed any I am So sorry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-05-101h 12Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaForgetting AppalachiaDriving to the American East to discuss the often stereotyped and left behind people of the Appalachian region, the girlies chat about how humans can be reduced to caricatures in order to excuse taking advantage of them. Amongst the spooky old caves and mountains with rich folklore, there are also many regular people! Roadside Attraction of the week is the viral baseball bullying and selfie girl… the morality of doxxing, and more. Chats ranging from Stardew Valley to Ellie’s latest physical ailment, to a potential tour and much in between! Learn more about your ad c...2023-05-031h 09Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaGod is a Woman (In 3000 BC)SooOOOO the Appalachia episode had some major technical difficulties that even our extreme girlbossery could not fix. It will however be up next week!! We didn't want to leave you hanging, so here is an episode from last month that we had posted exclusively on Patreon (patrons, you'll be getting an extra bonus this month). Love u also it's 1 am I am delirious and I hate computers ok xoxo enjoy -ellieThe girlies are back with a super special and fun episode about their favorite Goddesses in Ancient Mesopotamia and Greece. They explain the creation myths for...2023-04-271h 24Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaControversy SellsThis week the girlies discuss how Controversy might just be the easiest capital a public figure can muster… Controversy on the internet may seem like a bad thing, but it has built billionaire careers and been the lifeblood of countless celebrities from the internet to the big screen. Of course sometimes… things go too far to come back from. This week’s Roadside Attraction is the Taylor/Joe *rumored* divorce (prayers for Ellie) & early convos include- ironically behaving like a tradwife to learn how to cook, farm camp, and the shocking revelation that perhaps we have never been truly known b...2023-04-121h 22Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaCelebrity Beauty Boom!This episode marks the start of our first two part series! This week Ellie & Michaela dive into the world of Celebrity Beauty Brands and investigate the recent boom in the industry. How profitable are the brands? How involved are the celebrities? Why do consumers love them so much? Featuring this week’s Roadside Attraction: Ranch Girl, and conversations about social anxiety, tornados, the lazy girl’s wellness guide & more! Tune in again next week as we look into Part 2- Controversy Sells. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-04-051h 07Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLet's Talk About AbortionThis episode gets into personal experiences of abortion, in stories graciously sent to us by listeners. Michaela also discusses her own abortion story & answers questions from the audience. This week we have implemented The Roadside Attraction, our person of the week to stop the car and point at. Get off your ass and talk about the Vagina Phrenology Lady. We also discuss Spring, Q2 goals, the various Religious Holidays occurring rn & more. :) Thank you again to everybody who submitted a story, we appreciated each and every one so much. Learn m...2023-03-291h 05Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaAll Clowns Are BastardsStep on up boys and girls & grab your peanuts. This week Ellie & Michaela discuss the Circus, clowns, and P.T. Barnum as the WORST Showman on Earth. What happens when a clown and a fireman walk into a brothel? This episode is half chatty and half a spin around the circus ring. :) In an absolute SHOCK to us all… the history is darker than we remember. Early chats range from Sydney Sweeneycore to Donald Trump barricading himself in Mar-A-Lago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-03-221h 07Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSpace Doesn't ExistEllie & Michaela are pulling into a rest stop to answer listener-submitted questions & gab about the ~journey~. Chatting about improving friendships, life after college, having KIDS?😳 and more… how much more? You’ll have to get in the van. We have candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-03-151h 21Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaChains and Whips Excite Me?From the ancient temples of Mesopotamia, to the streets of Rome, to the writings of Sigmund Freud and the American leather bars, BDSM has been a present yet ever-changing facet of sexuality and spiritualism. In this episode, Ellie & Michaela talk about the stories and psychology of Bondage, Dominance, Sadism and Masochism from the past to the present. Digressions include: The Ellussy Trials & Being Scouted at Trader Joe’s. CUTE CORRECTION: Ellie refers to the DSM-5 but she means the DSM-4 :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2023-03-011h 20Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHaterade ft. Michaela Okland & Julia HavaHi!!! I missed you guys!! Our first episode back is a fun one, I brought the groupchat girlies on to set the tone for a fun new year. We're discussing:-our delusional 2023 goals-describing our dream man (boils down to Is Nice To Me)-my near-death experience on NYE-why the girlies think I'm going to be murderedAnd so so so much more (we are chatty broads). Love you and next week will be a full voicemail ep so make sure to send those in!! xoxo...2023-01-101h 25Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaCapitalism Really Popped Off Today!Hello my friends! I am very sick so today's episode is short and sweet. However!! We are covering:-Holiday gift guides for the most niche people on your lists-How much enthusiasm should I put into the talking phase??-How can I jump-start my post-breakup glow-up?Love u very much, have the best thanksgiving and I will see you next week :)VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-11-2251 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaJust A Relationship Girl in a Hookup WorldHi sweet angels! This week my friend Dana (@danahasson) joins me to answer some fun voicemails. We're talkin':-my life backup plan-tarot cards-- I read Dana's future (am I magic??)-Dating in NYC-Help! Guys keep asking me for threesomes?-Help! We're relationship girles feeling stuck in college hookup culture-Help! I walked in on my boyfriend watching porn in the middle of the night??And much more. Dana is the best, make sure you follow her on Tik Tok for amazing baking videos!!2022-11-081h 05Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaDon't Worry, You ARE Mentally IllHello my sweet chickens. Today there's a lot to discuss (as usual) so let's get into it! We're chattin' :-What on earth is going on in the house of commons???-Kanye and Elon-Help! I don't feel pretty :/-Is this friendship worth saving?-Breakup script and people pleasing-Past trauma affecting current relationships-Am I being dramatic about my mental health?-Help! My friend is getting married and i'm FREAKING OUT!And much much more. Love you have a great week...2022-11-011h 12Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaManifesting and the Multiverse ft. Haley Hoffman SmithHi sweet friends! This week I have the incredibly intelligent and inspirational Haley Hoffman Smith (@haleyhoffmansmith on TikTok) joining me in the passenger seat and I know you guys are going to love her! We're talking:-multiverse theory?-manifesting-training your brain-help! one of my friends is constantly negative!-help! I'm jealous of my friend when we go out!-help! I feel self-conscious when I post online!And much more. Love you guys, hope you're loving midnights!!!! xoxoVOICEMAIL: 847-282-04622022-10-251h 06Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWe Were All Rooting For You!!!I have never in my LIFE yelled at a man like this!!! Oh besties, this is an EPISODE. I've got bad news and a whole lot to say about it. Luckily, I'm joined by hilarious and insightful friend of the show Zach Schiffman to get me through. There's a lot of swearing, a couple tears, some armchair psychology, and a story that might make you never, ever eat shrimp again. Then, we get into some breakup best practices to get you through and we have a quick chat about age gaps as well! I love you guys and can't...2022-10-181h 15Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThe Try Guys Try Sexting!Hello hello! Much to discuss today!! Including, but not limited to:-Productive wallowing-Drama Corner: Try Guys SNL skit-Sexting tips (not mine, yours, don't worry)-How to stop second-guessing yourself-Fall date ideas!And much more!! Love u very much, have a great week!VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-10-111h 00Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaHold On To Your Hat, PardnerToday's episode was genuinely a blast to record. On the agenda this week:-the Official Red Flag Tier List (link to make your own)-Moving in with your S.O.-Help! I am not being wooed!-Dressing like a 'grownup' and finding your personal styleAnd so much more!! Love you guys have a great week :)VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-10-041h 04Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaRed Flag OlympicsWhat's up angels!! Every voicemail this week was simply chock-full of red flags. Like, I know it's cuffing szn, but I'm begging you to not settle for whatever is going on here!! Anyway, this week we're talking:-meeting your SO’s’ friends! tips, tricks, how to feel less nervous-why do I feel bad after having a casual hookup?-is dating someone with diff political beliefs a deal breaker?-how do you bring up ‘going slow’?-is a partner having strong opinions on your clothes/where you go an automati...2022-09-271h 00Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSniff Dirt (Derogatory) ft. Jarvis JohnsonHiii besties! Today we have the smart, hilarious, and talented Jarvis Johnson (@jarvis) joining us in the passenger seat! We're covering a lot, including (but not limited to)-Dying alone-"Help! My friends hung out with my ex behind my back!"-Finally, an answer to the Cage Match Animal problem-Awkward Celebrity Encounters-Getting started in content creationAnd much more!! Make sure you check out Jarvis' youtube channel and his podcast, Sad Boyz. Love you guys, have the best week 2022-09-201h 13Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIt's a Great Time to Be a Nosy B***Hi angels!! This week we've got a lot to go over including:-Drama corner: Don't Worry Darling, RIP Queen Elizabeth, Trisha Paytas-I feel like I lost my 20s to the pandemic, how do I feel young and fun again?-How to use Bumble BFF-Your worst first date stories!!-Your Autumn vibe suggestions-How do i tell my fam/bf that I need to start therapy?-Help! I forget how to talk in high pressure social situations!Plus a little shrimp update...2022-09-131h 02Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSlow Down, You're Doin FineWhat's up besties! This week we're talking:-What does it actually mean to take things slow?-Help! I'm in my first relationship and idk what i’m doing!-Balancing friendships and relationships-What's our fall vibe gonna be?-Disagreeing with your partner-Friend breakup perspective-Feminism and tradwife mentalityAnd much more including date updates!! Love you deeply, have the best week 2022-09-061h 07Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLying IS The AnswerHello!! Fun episode today and I try to give a nice balance of good, solid, non-toxic advice and... uh, "u could just lie". Plus an update on shrimp cocktail man and all of this:-First year of college tips-Help, I like one of my friends!!-Help, I said something insane!!-Is it anti feminist to think a man should pay for the date?-Dealing with embarrassment-Mental health medication 101-How to express your needs before a DTR talkAnd sooooor much more...2022-08-301h 19Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThe Scenic Route to Pound TownHi cuties!!! Fun episode this week joined by my girl Claudia-- and thank god, because things took a distressing turn this weekend and I needed help discussing it. PLUS:-Reading the weirdest things ppl have said to u guys during sex-How to take your summer fling to the next level?-How to deal with a really negative friend-"Cat" ownership tips-Help! My bf won’t go down on me?-Help! My bf finishes really fast!And sooooooor much more. Love u guys!!...2022-08-231h 25Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaDumper vs. DumpeeHiii okay so so so much to cover today!! I felt bad about not doing enough vms/dms so we're doing 8 today. We are talkin:-Being sad after you dump someone-Bday gift suggestion for v early in the relationship-Homesickness-Sweaty Girl Summer-The weirdest thing a man has said to me during sex-NYC recommendations (I am only doing this once so take notes)-Feeling confident with a new person-How to lose your v card in a cool chill way2022-08-161h 25Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaKvetching & Kvelling with Julia HavaHiii cuties! This week we are joined by the incredibly knowledgeable, talented, gorgeous, soon-to-be Doctor Julia Hava of Binchtopia (which, if you aren't already subscribed, go do that right this minute)! We talk about:-Various Judaism-related topics like dietary issues, weird animals that are kosher, and our Hebrew names-Why we do not fuck with the ocean or space-How to break up with your therapist and how to FIND one-The best thing for a person in their 20s to invest inAnd truly so much more. I...2022-08-091h 07Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSparklyGossipGirl ft. Sydnee PaigeHi cuties!! This week we are joined in the passenger seat by the iconic Sydnee Paige! She is the cutest and sweetest and the host of Sydnee In The Sheets on Wondery, so check that out! We're talking:-AIM screennames-Age gaps in relationships-Is it worth it to bone a neighbor?-How to always feel hot and confident before a dateAnd truly so much more! I love u guys very much, have a great week :)VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about...2022-08-021h 11Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThe Return Of Sailor ManHehe hi besties I.... was weak this weekend but this is a safe space and a sharing circle so I trust you not to judge me too harshly!! Lots to cover today including but not limited to:-Getting over someone you have to see every day-Am I The Asshole: Trauma dumping edition-What your sexual chemistry (or lack thereof) could mean-"Help! This man keeps biting me in public!"-How to stop planning your wedding the second you've had two good datesAnd so much...2022-07-261h 06Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaScreaming and Fighting and Kissing In The RainHello cutie pies! Extra long episode today for your listening pleasure. We are talkin:-The 'The Way I Loved You' problem-Weird trolley problems-- things get a little dark-"I blacked out at a work event, help!"-Getting over a situationship-How to support a friend who's making some baaad choicesAnd so much more! Love you deeply, have a great week :)Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-07-191h 29Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaNo More Toxic Drunk Texts, B*tch!I missed you so much last week but we're back and not going anywhere!! This week I'm talking:-"Why do I only attract emotionally unavailable men?"-"Help! I keep getting drunk and f*king up my life!"-How to make your dating app shine as much as you do-Finding a Breakup Buddy (not a sex toy, believe it or not)And a few more silly things like some of the more embarrassing drunk texts i've sent and a toxic man I may or may not be...2022-07-1258 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaTake A Dating T-BreakHello hello! Lots to cover today. We are covering the Roe v. Wade decison so if that is difficult for you, please skip it!! Today we're talking:-Roe v. Wade (13:40-32:45)-They're a 10, BUT (32:57)-Dating App Burnout (48:11)PLUS weekend update, song of the week, etc.RESOURCES- abortionfunds.org | keepourclinics.org | aidaccess.orgVOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-06-281h 13Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela"He Kissed Me And I Wasn't... Outright Disgusted?"All-voicemail episode, baby!! I talk to you about a weird manifesting technique that I'm like, 90% sure actually works and wasn't just an insane coincidence (right?). Plus four voicemails: what to do about a Terrible kisser, tools of the trade for starting your own podcast, what to do about feeling Chronically Lonely, and a post-grad summer pep talk for those of you who are struggling. Love u very much cutie pies have a great week!!Voicemail Number: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-06-211h 04Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaTragedy At The Puma FlagshipHappy Tuesday! Today we have a LOT of weekend updates to cover including an insane influencer event (with names this time) plus I said something very dumb and need your input on my next move. We also give a full rundown on meeting the parents and all the little things you may not have thought about, and we cover feeling jealous or intimidated by quote unquote cool girls.VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-06-141h 08Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaI Am NOT Your Mommy!!!!Today we are chatting about being a Mommy girlfriend, feeling a loss of independence when moving in with a SO, and the absolute best tools of the trade for creating your Volleyball Girl Summer vibe. Sound is a little funky on this one, sorry!! Still getting it all figured out :) Love u guys, have a good one!Voicemail: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-06-071h 25Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWanting Validation Is... Valid?Late Night Drive, covid edition! Friend of the show Claudia Vera joins us over zoom (because I am Typhoid Mary this week) and we really get into some shit. Is Covid turning me French? Who's to say. We're talking meeting your ex for coffee, 'pick-me' men, and how to still feel like a bad bitch when you're in a relationship. Plus a bonus voicemail that sends us into a conversation about nipple stimulation and mommy guys. Love u!! Have a great week :)VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...2022-06-011h 10Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaMaybe Those People Just Suck?2 DMs and 2 voicemails this week! We're chatting about roommate etiquette, feeling "behind" when it comes to sex (yes I talked about sex, no I didn't giggle, you're welcome), deciding when to tell a partner about certain people on your ~list~, and what to do when you feel like people are judging your intelligence/ability based on your age and gender. ALSO, I had a VERY weird Saturday night and while I can't tell you everything, I did my best to explain what the fuck happened. Have a gr8 week, ily!!VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 2022-05-241h 00Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaSummer Flings & Swamp A**You know what they say! No two things go together like summer flings and swamp ass :) Today we're tackling 4 different DMs on varying topics. We're doing a summer fling how-to, dressing when the weather is hot as shit, growing apart from your high school friends after your first year of college, and a VERY insane situation where I do advise arson but for legal reasons, I'm kidding. Love you!! Have a good week!!VOICEMAIL NUMBER: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-05-1758 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaJealousy, JealousyDo not take a shot every time I say "uncomfortable" in the boundaries segment. You will not survive. Today we're talking about ~jealousy~, exes, and your partner's exes. Plus I am issuing a Spring Double Date challenge! I do talk Roe v. Wade briefly from 7:02-11:55 so if that's difficult for you feel free to skip! Love you guys, have a safe fun week :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-05-101h 02Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaLet's Get H*rny On MainOh no, it's finally happened. I have to talk about sex. It's a nightmare for all involved! We're talking communication and shame-- why is it so HARD to talk about sex? Then we chat boundaries 101 and discuss the hot-crazy axis. Plus a fun, cute weekend update and a LOT of me giggling because i'm truly 12! Have a good week, love you! Note: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full details of products and services. Interactive Brokers, LLC mem...2022-05-031h 00Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIs It Tax Fraud If It's An Accident?Greetings, loved ones~~ So much to cover in the weekend update segment!! I may have committed tax fraud but who's fault is that, really? We're talking about adopting a treat yourself mentality, the power of 'AND', and what to do if your boyfriend's friends DON'T like you. I am hungover this episode so pls be kind. Love you!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-04-2657 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaThat's Not In My Contract, Sweaty!This week's Late Night Drive covers a lot. Is your work-life balance off? Are you working 24/7 without being paid 24/7 wages? Stop!! Also, we talk spring fashion ideas for anxious girlies who need a blueprint on what to wear Where, and how to know you're ready to ~get back out there~. Lots of accents this episode, sorry in advance. Also, I have beef with one of my favorite content creators for saying he could win in a fight against a truly ridiculous mammal. Love you guys!! Have a good week xoxo, mom Learn more about your...2022-04-191h 00Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaOh We're ALL Goin Thru It, Huh?Seems like everyone is suffering this week!! Let's talk it out. This week's topics include feeling stagnant, growing up and not feeling "fun" anymore, and what to do when you meet your boyfriend's friends!! Also I embarrassed myself this weekend and I think it's the moon's fault. Love you guys!! Have a good one 2022-04-121h 01Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaIs He Hot or Is He Just There?Fun episode this week!! I cannot stop lying as a form of entertainment at parties. Also, what to do if you hate your BFF's boyfriend, do you have a crush on your coworker or is he just There, and how to make a Party friend a Real friend. Not the best sentence ever written, but you get it!! have a good week xoxoNote: The podcast ad for the IMPACT app is unscripted and being recorded live. It may contain some slight differences. Please visit https://impact.interactivebrokers.com/ for full...2022-04-0556 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaTik Tok Baby Fever ft. Eli RalloToday's episode features the one and only Eli Rallo (@TheJarr on TikTok). Eli gives us fabulous advice including something she was told by a 75 year old witch who lives in Little Italy. I do my famous giraffe impression and we answer some important DMs: how to get through embarrassing yourself after a night out and whether or not a listener should stay in Greek life. Audio might be a little wonky but ily guys!! Have a great week!! -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-03-2955 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaJust Go On The Date!!!On today's episode, we start with the fact that I am ~depressed~, I don't believe in time zones, and I don't think math should be taught in schools. ANyway!! We're talking body image and body neutrality, dating app advice 101, and whether it's possible to be TOO independent (hint: nope!!). Love you, have a good week :) -Ellie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-03-2254 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaA Flirty Little Spring GuideSpring is basically here!! Let's talk about how to have our flirtiest little spring yet. Plus, how to get over someone (without getting under someone else) and how to deal with being the only single friend. Reverse bachelorette party, anyone? This episode is all about creating space for yourself to have the best life you can. Love u!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-03-1551 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaDon't Take It Personal, Don't Get EmotionalThings get a little personal on today's solo episode!! We talk about how to move into a healthy new relationship after dealing with a not-so-healthy one, starting mental health medication, and how to take things less personally. Of course, I take everything personally, so maybe take that last bit with a grain of salt. Love you!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-03-0852 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaTrust Your Gut ft. Hannah BernerToday, comedian Hannah Berner joins the pod!!! She has strong opinions on hotels and Johnny Bravo and gives some great advice on feeling chemistry on dates and dealing with other peoples' perceptions of you! Make sure to check out Hannah's podcast, Berning in Hell :) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-03-011h 03Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaFamous Bills FMK ft. Michaela OklandThe fabulous Michaela Okland joins the pod to chat everything from dating negative people to long distance friendships to which famous Bill we would *kiss* and everything in between. Plus, we go through some listener-submitted tips for anti-rotting and I give you a Valentine's update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-02-221h 13Late Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaAnti-Rotting 101Happy Day After Valentine's Day, cuties! Today we're talking about taking care of ourselves even when it's the very last thing you want, a great tip from my therapist on how to get yourself to do Tasks, and we go through a listener DM about dating when you're not exclusive. Plus, an update on the worst upstairs neighbors in the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-02-1554 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaYou Know When It's Time To GoWelcome welcome to the very first episode of Late Night Drive! Today we chat a little business and then dive into some dating stories (including a disgusting first date order), the concept of 'If He Wanted To He Would', and we discuss the pain of Friend Ghosting.Love you cuties enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-02-0844 minLate Night Drive with Ellie & MichaelaWelcome to Late Night Drive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices2022-02-0200 min