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Allegedly AstrologyThe Astrology of Lady Gaga *Patreon Teaser*BIG ARIES ENERGY ALERT!! This episode we're diving deep into the astrology of the ultimate Aries queen and mother monster herself LADY GAGA. We're also joined by another special Aries guest, Claudia (aka Elyse's sister). We look at Gaga's big three, what the hell was going on when she wore the infamous meat dress, the chart of the Mayhem release and so much more.Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes.Follow Clauds! You can find her on Instagram, TikTok and...
2025-04-0415 minAllegedly AstrologyLoveline Q&A EpisodeNeed some love life advice? Your gals at Allegedly Astrology have you covered! On this extra special bonus episode, Elyse and Dana answer burning questions from our Patreon community about their love lives. First up we've got Megan, a Cancer Sun, Aquarius Moon & Rising who has found herself in an unexpected long distance whirlwind romance with a hot British man who is currently in the military overseas (1:20). Then we hear from Scorpio Stellium Gina who wants to know about dark house synastry and get our take on fated vs non fated relationships (22:50). Lastly we give some advice to Carly...
2024-12-0959 minAllegedly AstrologyWhitney Houston **Patreon Teaser**In this Patreon Exclusive teaser, we're talking about the astrology of Whintey Houston. We discuss her big three, the transits happening during her debut album, her biwheel with Bobby Brown, and much more! To listen to the full ep, sign up for our Patreon!// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch
2023-02-2115 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Super Bowl with Ricky WilliamsSPORTS! Today we’re coming at you with an extra special football themed episode featuring the amazing astrologer Ricky Williams. In the first half of the episode we discuss his NFL career and how he discovered astrology. In the second half we make some predictions about the upcoming Super Bowl. (Spoiler: There is a lot of Uranus action), and check out Rihanna's halftime performance chart! About Ricky: Ricky Williams played 12 seasons of professional football before pivoting to a career of spiritual development. As a Gemini (and real life twin!), his passion for learning has seen him through stu...
2023-02-091h 06Allegedly AstrologyMariah Carey *Patreon Teaser*In this Patreon Exclusive ep teaser, we’re talking about the astrology behind the Queen of Christmas Mariah Carey. We talk about her Aries Sun, Cancer Moon, Taurus Rising Big Three, how she was in a 10th house year when her debut album came out, her biwheel with Tommy Mottola, the transits when All I Want For Christmas is You finally hit number one, and so, so much more! To hear the full ep, sign up for our Patreon. For $5 a month, you get at least two monthly bonus episodes.
2022-12-2107 minAllegedly AstrologyGisele Bündchen & Tom BradyHAPPY SZN 5 FINALE! This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology behind the fiery romance of celeb couple Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady. We discuss Tom’s Leo Sun, Gisele’s Scorpio Moon, why Capricorn Risings are hot as hell, what transits were happening during their marriage and divorce, their synastry, and more!// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!
2022-11-0757 minAllegedly AstrologyJeffrey DahmerHERE’S PROOF DIGNIFIED PLANETS DON’T MAKE YOU A DIGNIFIED PERSON. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology behind one of the most infamous American serial killers and Gemini Jeffrey Dahmer. We discuss his Big Three, how he was in a Mars seventh house year when he moved to Milwaukee, his Venus in Taurus, all the eight and twelfth house stuff he has going on, the controversy around Ryan Murphy’s Netflix series about his life and more!// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // V...
2022-10-3142 minAllegedly AstrologyMadame LaLaurie *Patreon Teaser*In this Patreon Exclusive ep teaser, we’re taking it back to the 1800s to get all sorts of dark and torture-y with the astrology of serial killer and infamous New Orleans resident Madame Delphine LaLaurie. We discuss her 8th house Aquarius Stellium and how this can really dehumanize a person, the Aries Stellium when her house of horrors caught on fire and her sadism was exposed, the ghostly hauntings at 1140 Royal Street, what was happening when Kathy Bates played her on American Horror Story: Coven and more! To hear the rest, join our Patreon. For $5 a month, you ge...
2022-10-2708 minAllegedly AstrologySelena Gomez with Nadine JaneTHIS IS A SELENA GOMEZ STAN PODCAST. This episode, we’re joined by the amazing astrologer Nadine Jane to discuss the astrology of Selena Gomez. We talk about Selena’s Chiron in Leo, her Leo stellium in the first house, what happened when Wizards of Waverly Place launched her career, her documentary, her biwheel with Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber, Nadine Jane gives some tips about Saturn Returns, and more! Nadine Jane is an astrologer with a background as a digital designer, which allows her to make astrology accessible, healing, and fun to look at. Her Instagram has m...
2022-10-241h 05Allegedly AstrologyMalaysia Airlines Flight 370PROBABLY DON’T LISTEN IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE FLYING ANYTIME SOON. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of one of aviation’s greatest mysteries: the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370. We discuss the Pisces Sun in the disappearance chart, the Gemini and Libra action happening that really amped up gossip and theorizing about the flight, the pilot’s transits, conspiracy theories, and more!// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: Merch!
2022-10-1740 minAllegedly AstrologyManti Te'oTIME TO GO CATFISHING. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind the catfishing scandal of Aquarius Sun, Notre Dame college football star, and Pro NFL player Manti Te’o. We discuss being born during eclipse seasons, his Mercury Neptune conjunction that makes him prone to deception, Saturn closing squares, Jupiter in Leo, what was going on when Deadspin released their bombshell article, the Netflix documentary, and more!Olly Vitamins// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop...
2022-10-1052 minAllegedly AstrologyAmy Winehouse with Aliza KellyOOF THAT SATURN IN THE SIX HOUSE IS A REAL DOOZY. This week, we’re joined by the amazing astrologer, author, and host Aliza Kelly to talk all about the astrology of Amy Winehouse using both Placidus and Whole Sign house systems. We discuss her Twelfth House synastry with Blake Fielder-Civil, her 8th house Cap Moon manifesting daddy issues, Chiron in Gemini and what it can mean for loneliness, Amy’s similarities to Kurt Cobain, and much, much more. About Aliza Kelly: referred to as a "rising star" in modern spirituality, Aliza Kelly is an astrologer, witchy besti...
2022-10-031h 05Allegedly AstrologyDon't Worry Darling DramaTHE DRAMA OF IT ALL. This episode we’re breaking down the astrology behind all the juicy drama of Don’t Worry Darling. We talk about the New Moon in Taurus that coincided with the film’s announcement, Olivia Wilde and Florence Pugh’s biwheel, Shia LaBeouf’s transits, the Venice Film Festival, Chris Pine’s progressed Venus, and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology's Patreon for exclusive episodes and more!Support the pod by che...
2022-09-261h 05Allegedly AstrologyAlex JonesGET YOUR TACTICAL BATHS READY. This episode, we’re talking about the astrology of the King of Conspiracy and Aquarius Sun Alex Jones. We debate whether he’s a Scorpio Moon or Libra Moon, talk about his Saturn Return in Gemini and how it relates to his fame, his biwheel with Sandy Hook, the Mars Retrograde when he was deplatformed and more. Support the pod by checking out these brands:Canva ProCasetify// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit...
2022-09-1938 minAllegedly AstrologySarah Jessica Parker & Kim Cattrall *Patreon Teaser*In this Patreon Exclusive ep, we’re discussing the astrology behind HBO royalty and true frenemies Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall. We talk about why the Sex and the City chart’s Gemini Sun and Scorpio Moon is fitting as hell, Kim and Sarah’s synastry, the Moon conjunct South Node downer vibes that came along with Kim’s Piers Morgan interview, and more! To hear the rest of the episode, sign up for Allegedly Astrology's Patreon. For $5 a month, you get at least two monthly bonus episodes.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tikt...
2022-09-1508 minAllegedly AstrologyKurt Cobain and Courtney Love with Evan Nathaniel GrimA LOVE MATCH MADE POSSIBLE BY A PISCES STELLIUM AND THE CITY OF SEATTLE. This episode we’re breaking down the astrology behind the 90s King and Queen of Alternative Music Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love with our special guest: astrologer, TikTok creator, podcaster and Lord of Scorpios Evan Nathaniel Grim aka Inner Worlds Astrology. We discuss Kurt’s Pisces stellium in the seventh house, degree theory, past lives, progressed moons and death, why they picked a horrible day to have a wedding and much, much more! Evan Nathaniel Grim is a data analyst-turned-astrologer whose signature straightforward appro...
2022-09-121h 09Allegedly AstrologyWarren Jeffs & The FLDSWHO’S READY TO DUST OFF THEIR PRAIRIE SKIRTS? This episode, we’re talking about FLDS prophet, Sagittarius Sun and Leo Moon, and overall pretty awful dude Warren Jeffs. We talk about what placements he has in common with Fyre Fest creator Billy McFarland, the significance of him being born after a lunar eclipse, his biwheel with the FLDS, the fixed star Regulus in his chart, Dana's demands for a Gemini redemption, and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Subs...
2022-08-2937 minAllegedly AstrologyMarilyn MonroeSHE’S MORE THAN A PRETTY FACE, OK?!?! This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the iconic blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe. We talk about her Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Leo Rising Big Three, her 11th house Sun and what that means for captivating audiences, Neptune in Leo and her platinum hair, wtf was going on when Kim Kardashian wore her dress to the Met Gala, her Jupiter Return in 2021, and more!// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul WierdakSubs...
2022-08-2252 minAllegedly AstrologyAmber Heard & Johnny DeppIT’S OUR SEASON 5 DEBUT AND WE’RE COMING AT YOU WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. For our first ep, we’re talking about the astrology behind the highly requested and v, v, v controversial romance of Gemini Sun Johnny Depp and Taurus Sun Amber Heard. We look at the New Moon in Aries that was conjunct Venus Retrograde when they met, the off the charts sexual tension of their synastry, the Op-Ed’s Moon in the 11th House, and you know we had to look up the chart for Poopgate. P.S. We recorded this before the recent un...
2022-08-1546 minAllegedly AstrologyBrittney GrinerIT’S ROUND TWO OF #FREEBRITTNEY. (This time with an extra T.) In this bonus episode, we’re covering the astrology behind WBNA star/ basketball god / Libra Brittney Griner and her detainment in Russia. We talk about her 12th house, the Mercury - Saturn meet up in Aquarius that happened when her news finally broke, Dana’s theory on outer planet transits in progressed charts, and predictions on when she might be released.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierda...
2022-08-1229 minAllegedly AstrologyPamela Anderson & Tommy Lee *Patreon Teaser*In this Patreon Exclusive Ep, we’re breaking down the astrology behind the volatile and sex-tape filled romance of 90s icons Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. We discuss Pam’s Cancer Sun, Tommy’s Libra Sun, their potent AF nodal synastry, and more! To hear the rest of the episode, sign up for Allegedly Astrology's Patreon. For $5 a month, you get at least two monthly bonus episodes.
2022-08-0807 minAllegedly AstrologyKhloe & Tristan UpdateLEAVE IT TO THE KARDASHIANS TO DRUM UP A PR MOMENT. This special update ep, we’re discussing the astrology behind the surprise announcement that truly took our breath away: Khloe and Tristan’s baby number two. After we pick our jaws up off the floor, we discuss the Full Moon/Mercury/Pluto action happening during the announcement, Saturn Retrograde on Khloe’s ascendant, and more!Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology's Patreon for exclusive synastry episodes and more bonus content! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.co...
2022-07-2116 minAllegedly Astrology**Patreon Teaser** Tom Cruise & Katie HolmesWho’s ready to hear about the astrology of the most unhinged whirlwind romance of the 2000s? 🙋♀️To hear the full episode, subscribe to Allegedly Astrology's Patreon.
2022-07-1805 minAllegedly Astrology**Patreon Teaser** Taylor Swift & Jake GyllenhaalIn this Patreon Exclusive ep, we’re talking about the brief, yet impactful relationship of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal.Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology's Patreon
2022-07-1806 minAllegedly AstrologyRoe v. Wade UpdateIT’S A ROE UPDATE. This follow up bonus episode, we’re discussing the astrology behind the Supreme Court ruling on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization aka the case that overturned Roe v. Wade. We discuss how the leaked draft decision's chart had its Rising on the South Node in Scorpio, Supreme Court Justice Alito’s Aries Sun and Big Three, the Dobbs Decision’s Cancer Sun, Taurus Moon and Leo Rising, the Roe Chart’s Chiron Return in Aries, and more.To learn more about abortion access: donations4abortion.comTo find a local abor...
2022-07-0727 minAllegedly AstrologyKate Bush and "Running Up That Hill"In this extra cute bonus episode, we’re talking about Kate Bush’s song, "Running Up That Hill", its biwheel with Netflix Show "Stranger Things", and what transits brought this lil' bb back into the the global music charts. We also announce some very exciting news! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New MerchSubscribe to our Patreon!
2022-07-0120 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Bling RingIT’S A WRAP ON SZN 4! We’re closing out with the astrology behind 2009 news sensation the Bling Ring. We discuss Nick Prugo’s retrograde Mars in Gemini, charts for all the robberies, the crazy amount of planets at zero degrees when Lindsay Lohan released her security cam footage, the Saturn in Virgo transit that coincided with the arrests, Libra Nancy Jo Sales and Gemini Alexis Neiers’ biwheel, and more! Make sure to stick around until the end for two v, v special announcements!P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll ma...
2022-05-0249 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Spice GirlsWHO’S READY FOR SOME GIRL POWER? This episode, we break down the astrology behind pop culture icons the Spice Girls. We break down their Big Threes, the Venus Mars conjunction in Gemini that is the most literal thing ever for the “Wannabe” single release, the New Moon in Gemini that accompanied the moment when Geri peaced out, Geri’s profections, Uranus and Neptune in Aquarius and what it means for Girl Power, and more! P.S. If you leave us a 5 star review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme...
2022-04-2544 minAllegedly AstrologyLarry Ray & The Sarah Lawrence CultA CULT EP WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind Larry Ray and the Sarah Lawrence Cult and with that comes a lot of talk about violence and abuse, so if that’s not your thing, def skip this bad boy. If you do stick around, you’ll hear us talk all about Mercury Retrograde in Sag and the ability to spin tall tales, profection themes for age 19, Gemini Moons, Venus – Pluto conjunctions in synastry, ride or die fixed suns, nodal oppositions, and we even compare Larry Ray to King of Virgos Keith Raniere and his...
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Allegedly AstrologyLarry Ray & The Sarah Lawrence CultA CULT EP WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind Larry Ray and the Sarah Lawrence Cult and with that comes a lot of talk about violence and abuse, so if that’s not your thing, def skip this bad boy. If you do stick around, you’ll hear us talk all about Mercury Retrograde in Sag and the ability to spin tall tales, profection themes for age 19, Gemini Moons, Venus – Pluto conjunctions in synastry, ride or die fixed suns, nodal oppositions, and we even compare Larry Ray to King of Virgos Keith Reniere and his...
2022-04-1853 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Tinder Swindler with Madi MurphyOH, LOOK! ANOTHER VENUSIAN MAN DOING THE WORLD DIRTY. This episode, we’re joined by our fave Virgo ever, Astrologer Madi Murphy, to discuss the astrology behind Simon Leviev aka The Tinder Swindler. We talk all about his Libra Sun and besieged Cap Moon, his Leo South Node, tons of biwheels, the Cancer eclipse when he was arrested, predictions for what will happen to him during the upcoming Mars Rx in Gemini transit and more!P.S. You can listen to our Anna Delvey episode mentioned here. Madi Murphy, aka the "Cosmic Consultant", is an ast...
2022-04-111h 17Allegedly AstrologyThe Tinder Swindler with Madi MurphyOH, LOOK! ANOTHER VENUSIAN MAN DOING THE WORLD DIRTY. This episode, we’re joined by our fave Virgo ever, Astrologer Madi Murphy, to discuss the astrology behind Simon Leviev aka The Tinder Swindler. We talk all about his Libra Sun and besieged Cap Moon, his Leo South Node, tons of biwheels, the Cancer eclipse when he was arrested, predictions for what will happen to him during the upcoming Mars Rx in Gemini transit and more!Madi Murphy, aka the "Cosmic Consultant", is an astrologer, intuitive healer and spiritual mentor who is here to help you cut out th...
2022-04-111h 16Allegedly AstrologyHillsong ChurchThis episode, we’re covering the astrology behind scandal-packed megachurch Hillsong. We discuss founder and Aquarius Sun Brian Houston, the Sag stellium when the church was founded, Justin Bieber’s 9th house profection year, nodal returns, the synastry behind Scorpio Carl Lentz and the Biebs’ bromance and mucho mas! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul...
2022-04-0433 minAllegedly AstrologyHillsong ChurchThis episode, we’re covering the astrology behind scandal-packed megachurch Hillsong. We discuss founder and Aquarius Sun Brian Houston, the Sag stellium when the church was founded, Justin Bieber’s 9th house profection year, nodal returns, the synastry behind Scorpio Carl Lentz and the Biebs’ bromance and mucho mas! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul...
2022-04-0435 minAllegedly AstrologyJulia Fox with Abby FeldmanIT’S AN APRIL FOOLS’ LOL FEST. This episode, we’re joined by the hilarious Abby Feldman to talk about the astrology of Aquarius Julia Fox. We talk about Julia and Kanye’s synastry, Kanye’s Taurus stellium on Julia’s Moon, Mercury Retrograde during Paris Fashion Week, and wtf was in the stars when Julia graced us with her pronunciation of Uncuh Jammmmzzz. Learn more about Abby and check out her comedy on her website. Listen to her podcast Hi Babe. Follow her on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram. Download “Astrology Song” HERE.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk...
2022-04-0143 minAllegedly AstrologyJulia Fox with Abby FeldmanIT’S AN APRIL FOOLS’ LOL FEST. This episode, we’re joined by the hilarious Abby Feldman to talk about the astrology of Aquarius Julia Fox. We talk about Julia and Kanye’s synastry, Kanye’s Taurus stellium on Julia’s Moon, Mercury Retrograde during Paris Fashion Week, and wtf was in the stars when Julia graced us with her pronunciation of Uncuh Jammmmzzz. Learn more about Abby and check out her comedy on her website. Listen to her podcast Hi Babe. Follow her on TikTok, Twitter and Instagram. Download “Astrology Song” HERE.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk...
2022-04-0144 minAllegedly AstrologyFrida KahloALL HAIL THE OG SELFIE QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the truly iconic Cancer Sun Frida Kahlo. We discuss the role of her 12th House stellium in her life, art, and health, her synastry with Diego Rivera, her transits on the day of her tragic bus accident, what a Venus-Pluto conjunction means for a wedding day, Friday’s activated natal Jupiter during Fridamania, and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG...
2022-03-2838 minAllegedly AstrologyFrida KahloALL HAIL THE OG SELFIE QUEEN. This episode, we’re covering the truly iconic Cancer Sun Frida Kahlo. We discuss the role of her 12th House stellium in her life, art, and health, her synastry with Diego Rivera, her transits on the day of her tragic bus accident, what a Venus-Pluto conjunction means for a wedding day, Friday’s activated natal Jupiter during Fridamania, and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG...
2022-03-2839 minAllegedly AstrologyAmerica's War on DrugsTIME TO GET HISTORICAL. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind America’s War on Drugs. We talk about Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan’s Big Three, the Controlled Substances Act and Mercury stationing direct in Aries, Saturn in Taurus and what that means for controlling pleasure, Pluto in Virgo and obsessing over health, the big sober energy of Saturn at Zero Degrees Capricorn, Scorpio Retrogrades, nodal returns strike again, and Elyse even sings the D.A.R.E song! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own...
2022-03-2140 minAllegedly AstrologyAmerica's War on DrugsTIME TO GET HISTORICAL. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind America’s War on Drugs. We talk about Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan’s Big Three, the Controlled Substances Act and Mercury stationing direct in Aries, Saturn in Taurus and what that means for controlling pleasure, Pluto in Virgo and obsessing over health, the big sober energy of Saturn at Zero Degrees Capricorn, Scorpio Retrogrades, nodal returns strike again, and Elyse even sings the D.A.R.E song! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own...
2022-03-2139 minAllegedly AstrologyAlec Baldwin & The Shooting on 'Rust'AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT HILARIA’S HUSBAND. This episode, we cover the astrology behind the tragic shooting on the Alec Baldwin produced film 'Rust' and compare it to another tragic Hollywood shooting that happened with Brandon Lee on the set of 'The Crow'. We talk about the weird Libra season when 'Rust' began filming, what Chiron in Aries means for wounding, Halyna Hutchins’ progressed chart, stationary planets, how nodal opposition plays into all of this and more. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Thr...
2022-03-1434 minAllegedly AstrologyAlec Baldwin & The Shooting on 'Rust'AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT HILARIA’S HUSBAND. This episode, we cover the astrology behind the tragic shooting on the Alec Baldwin produced film 'Rust' and compare it to another tragic Hollywood shooting that happened with Brandon Lee on the set of 'The Crow'. We talk about the weird Libra season when 'Rust' began filming, what Chiron in Aries means for wounding, Halyna Hutchins’ progressed chart, stationary planets, how nodal opposition plays into all of this and more. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Thr...
2022-03-1436 minAllegedly AstrologyKhloe Kardashian & Tristan ThompsonKHLOE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?! This episode, we cover the astrology behind quite possibly the messiest couple to ever exist in the history of couples: Cancer Sun Khloe Kardashian and Pisces Sun Tristan Thompson. We talk about their compatibility, the Venus Saturn conjunction that coincided with their first breakup, Lamar Odom and Khloe’s compatibility, predictions for the future of their romance and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stal...
2022-03-0738 minAllegedly AstrologyKhloe Kardashian & Tristan ThompsonKHLOE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH YOU?! This episode, we cover the astrology behind quite possibly the messiest couple to ever exist in the history of couples: Cancer Sun Khloe Kardashian and Pisces Sun Tristan Thompson. We talk about their compatibility, the Venus Saturn conjunction that coincided with their first breakup, Lamar Odom and Khloe’s compatibility, predictions for the future of their romance and more! P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stal...
2022-03-0737 minAllegedly AstrologyGabby Petito & Brian LaundrieWELCOME TO SZN 4! This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology behind the true crime story that captivated America: the disappearance of Gabby Petito. We talk about Gabby’s Pisces Sun (big van traveling energy) and possible Rihanna Moon (aka Aries Moon), Brian Laundrie’s watery as hell Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon, the couple’s synastry, the tense quarter moon that kicked off their road trip, the transits happening when she went missing, and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Mu...
2022-02-2832 minAllegedly AstrologyGabby Petito & Brian LaundrieWELCOME TO SZN 4! This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology behind the true crime story that captivated America: the disappearance of Gabby Petito. We talk about Gabby’s Pisces Sun (big van traveling energy) and possible Rihanna Moon (aka Aries Moon), Brian Laundrie’s watery as hell Scorpio Sun and Cancer Moon, the couple’s synastry, the tense quarter moon that kicked off their road trip, the transits happening when she went missing, and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Mu...
2022-02-2831 minAllegedly AstrologyMegan Fox & Machine Gun KellyTHE COUPLE THAT BLEEDS TOGETHER LEAVES TOGETHER?! This bonus episode, we break down the astrological transits of one of most unhinged couples in recent memory: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We talk Megan’s hot as hell Taurus/Leo/Cap Big Three, MGK’s Crybaby Pisces Moon, their synastry, Jupiter on Megan’s Ascendant the day she filmed with MGK, all the PDA, and Elyse even reads their horrifying quotes out loud using the voice of a ghost child. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very...
2022-02-0732 minAllegedly AstrologyMegan Fox & Machine Gun KellyTHE COUPLE THAT BLEEDS TOGETHER LEAVES TOGETHER?! This bonus episode, we break down the astrological transits of one of most unhinged couples in recent memory: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly. We talk Megan’s hot as hell Taurus/Leo/Cap Big Three, MGK’s Crybaby Pisces Moon, their synastry, Jupiter on Megan’s Ascendant the day she filmed with MGK, all the PDA, and Elyse even reads their horrifying quotes out loud using the voice of a ghost child. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very...
2022-02-0730 minAllegedly AstrologyEven More 9/11 with Cam WhiteOH, LOOK! IT’S A BONUS EP WE RECORDED MONTHS AGO THAT’S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY. We’re back with astrologer Cam White to talk about the people associated with the September 11th World Trade Center attacks (aka Dick Cheney, Rudy Giuliani, and Tania Head), Pluto and conspiracy theories, the biwheel between the First Amendment and the Patriot Act, and much more. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. To learn more about Cam, check...
2022-01-1753 minAllegedly AstrologyEven More 9/11 with Cam WhiteOH, LOOK! IT’S A BONUS EP WE RECORDED MONTHS AGO THAT’S FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT OF DAY. We’re back with astrologer Cam White to talk about the people associated with the September 11th World Trade Center attacks (aka Dick Cheney, Rudy Giuliani, and Tania Head), Pluto and conspiracy theories, the biwheel between the First Amendment and the Patriot Act, and much more. P.S. If you leave us a review and send us a screenshot, we’ll make you your very own Big Three meme and write up. To learn more about Cam, check...
2022-01-1752 minAllegedly AstrologyUpdate: Free BritneyIT’S A BRITNEY UPDATE! You know we had to come with an update for this newly free Sag Queen on her birthday. In this episode, we revisit our first episode ever and discuss Britney’s Big Three and yearly profections. Then, we talk about all 72,000 court hearings since then and what was happening in her transits when she got her own lawyer and was freed from her conservatorship. Plus we've got her biwheel with the Free Britney movement, predictions for her coming year and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @alleg...
2021-12-0246 minAllegedly AstrologyUpdate: Free BritneyIT’S A BRITNEY UPDATE! You know we had to come with an update for this newly free Sag Queen on her birthday. In this episode, we revisit our first episode ever and discuss Britney’s Big Three and yearly profections. Then, we talk about all 72,000 court hearings since then and what was happening in her transits when she got her own lawyer and was freed from her conservatorship. Plus we've got her biwheel with the Free Britney movement, predictions for her coming year and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @alleg...
2021-12-0245 minAllegedly AstrologyKim Kardashian & Pete DavidsonFULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate. This episode, we’re covering the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship is real or just the puppeteering of Kris Jenner. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wi...
2021-11-1624 minAllegedly AstrologyKim Kardashian & Pete DavidsonFULL TRANSPARENCY: WE HAVE NO IDEA WTF IS HAPPENING WITH THIS COUPLE. But that’s not stopping us from using astrology to speculate. This episode, we’re covering the newest possible celeb couple, Libra Kim Kardashian and Scorpio Pete Davidson, and the rollercoaster handhold that blew people’s minds. We break down their synastry, provide a Kanye astro transit update, and predict if this relationship is real or just the puppeteering of Kris Jenner. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wi...
2021-11-1622 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Slender Man StabbingHALLOWEEN BONUS EP COMING AT YA. This episode, we break down the astrology that happened during the infamous Slender Man stabbing. We look at Slender Man’s Chart (Cap Moon obvi), the synastry between the three 12-year-old girls involved in the attack, Jupiter Returns, Morgan’s Gemini stellium and more. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit + TikTok & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-10-2936 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Slender Man StabbingHALLOWEEN BONUS EP COMING AT YA. This episode, we break down the astrology that happened during the infamous Slender Man stabbing. We look at Slender Man’s Chart (Cap Moon obvi), the synastry between the three 12-year-old girls involved in the attack, Jupiter Returns, Morgan’s Gemini stellium and more. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit + TikTok & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-10-2934 minAllegedly AstrologyRoe v. WadeIT’S OUR SEASON 3 FINALE AND WE’RE COMING IN HOT. This ep, we break down the astrology surrounding the true baddie of Supreme Court decisions Roe v. Wade. We talk about Roe aka Norma McCorvey’s Virgo Sun, Planned Parenthood’s Sun and Mercury in Libra, the chart for the Supremes’ decision, the Texas Heartbeat Act, Viagra’s (Surprise, Surprise) stellium in Aries, The Pill, predictions for the future of abortion law and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-10-1840 minAllegedly AstrologyAaliyah and R. KellyAnother ep, another trigger warning. This episode, we cover the astrology behind 90s R&B Royalty Aaliyah and her v, v, v creepy relationship with R. Kelly. We talk Aaliyah’s annual profections when Age Ain’t Nothing But a Number debuted, the Uranus action happening to her ascendent the day she died, her synastry with R. Kelly, the chart for their bizarre, secret marriage and R. Kelly’s guilty verdict (!!!).// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-10-1138 minAllegedly AstrologyThe West Memphis ThreeTRIGGER WARNING! This episode, we cover the trial of the West Memphis Three and the Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills. We dive deep into Sagittarius Stellium Daddy and town goth Damien Echols, the transits for Stevie Branch the day he, Michael Moore, and Christopher Byers went missing, the chart for the Satanic Panic **pause for a deep, exaggerated breath** the chart for the Alford Plea that ultimately set the three free, and predictions on if we’ll ever find out who the real killer is.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ma...
2021-10-0440 minAllegedly AstrologyErika and Tom Girardi with Alyssa Polinksy of @StarsxBravoBRAVO NERDS, UNITE! This episode, we welcome extra special guest Astro Meme Queen Alyssa Polinksy of @StarsxBravo to discuss the astrology behind the juiciest Real Housewives scandal of recent memory: the lawsuits and divorce of Erika and Tom Girardi. We talk about how Erika’s Cancer Sun, Cancer Rising, and Aquarius Moon contribute to her closed off and steely demeanor, Tom’s approaching Uranus Return, the couple’s biwheel and predictions for their year to come. Make sure to check out Alyssa’s Bravo astro memes at @StarsxBravo and listen to her monthly podcast Magic on the Patio. // CONT...
2021-09-2745 minAllegedly AstrologyThe 9/11 Terrorist AttacksJust gonna ahead and say trigger warning- esp if you’re a New Yorker. This episode, we’re diving into the astrology behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks. We talk Osama Bin Laden’s Virgo-Pisces axis, how to interpret houses in an event chart, Prez Bush’s Cancer Sun and Libra Moon, and you KNOW Pluto was transiting America’s ascendant that day because of course it was. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-09-2041 minAllegedly AstrologyJohn Mulaney & Olivia MunnWell, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John Mulaney and actress/model/Cancer Olivia Munn. There’s talk of why a fifth house profection year may be the time for getting pregnant, Sun-Jupiter synastry cuteness, divorce, rehab, and a listing of approximately 200 people that also attended the girls’ high school. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul...
2021-09-1727 minAllegedly AstrologyJohn Mulaney & Olivia MunnWell, well, well if it isn't another celebrity couple making us feel on the brink of vom. In this bonus episode, Dana, Sarah, and Elyse discuss the recent baby announcement of comedian and Virgo John Mulaney and actress/model/Cancer Olivia Munn. There’s talk of why a fifth house profection year may be the time for getting pregnant, Sun-Jupiter synastry cuteness, divorce, rehab, and a listing of approximately 200 people that also attended the girls’ high school. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul...
2021-09-1726 minAllegedly AstrologyJeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell Part 2 with Cam WhiteIT’S PART DOS OF OUR LIGHTHEARTED ADVENTURE. Astrologer Cam White is back to help us scream into the void about the life of sex trafficking creep, Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein and his British girlfriend/accomplice/fixer, Capricorn Ghislaine Maxwell. We discuss Ghislaine’s 8th house stellium, her charming Gemini Rising, the biwheel between her and Epstein and her year ahead. But that's not all! We also explore how conspiracy theorist extraordinaire Alex Jones fits into all this insanity. Learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, and listen to his podcast The Delineation on YouTube and stalk...
2021-09-1334 minAllegedly AstrologyJeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell Part 1 with Cam WhiteNOTHING LIKE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED TO START THE WEEK OFF RIGHT. This episode, we’re foaming at the mouth excited to be joined by astrologer Cam White. Together we discuss the astrology behind Aquarius Jeffrey Epstein, his Saturn Neptune conjunction that indicates all kinds of shady happenings with the rich and powerful, and the Miami Herald investigative article during a Jupiter-Mercury cazimi that spilled all his tea. Learn more about Cam, check out his weekly horoscopes, and listen to his podcast The Delineation at www.youtube.com/camwhite and stalk him on Instagram @camwhiteastro. // CONT...
2021-09-0728 minAllegedly AstrologySimone Biles & Naomi OsakaCAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-08-3041 minAllegedly AstrologySimone Biles & Naomi OsakaCAN A GIRL CATCH AN ASTRO BREAK?! This episode, Dana, Elyse, and Sarah get real sporty to talk about Olympian and Pisces Simon Biles. They talk how her Virgo Mars Rx is perfect for gymnastics and how Neptune Rx in Pisces really threw a wrench in her Tokyo plans. Then, we compare her chart and transits to Tennis Star and Libra Naomi Osaka.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-08-3043 minAllegedly AstrologyTitanic & The Challenger Space ShuttleSPOILER: THIS DOES NOT END WELL. This week, the girls break down the astrological happenings surrounding the sinking of the Titanic. They talk about how the Titanic’s Aries Sun and Leo Moon surrounded it with frat boy style confidence that made people boast it was unsinkable, and uncover the WILD chart for the date it hit the iceberg. We’re talking big 9th house/ Mars/Neptune energy. To round out the good vibes, they compare Titanic’s transits to those of another disaster no one (besides space engineers) saw coming: The Challenge Space Shuttle Disaster.// CONTACT YA GUR...
2021-08-2345 minAllegedly AstrologyAnna DelveyBUCKLE UP, IT’S GRIFTIN’ TIME. This ep, the girls discuss the faux luxe life of wannabe socialite Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin. They talk her Big Three, her Mercury conjunct Uranus placement that helps her play the long con, and how the Sun, Mercury and Jupiter in Libra may have signaled her lies finally catching up with her. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-08-1638 minAllegedly AstrologyBennifer: The RebootFINGERS CROSSED WE DON’T GET A GIGLI SEQUEL. This episode, the girls untangle the comeback relationship 20 years in the making: Bennifer. They break down Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s biwheel, talk tabloid culture, ARod’s Leo Sun fuq boi-ness, and even look up the chart of Ben’s back tattoo because honestly wtf. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-08-0933 minAllegedly AstrologyTravis Barker & Kourtney KardashianHOPE YOUR GAG REFLEXES ARE IN CHECK. This bonus ep, the girls cover the PDA loving romance of Scorpio Travis Barker and Aries Kourtney Kardashian. They talk the couple’s biwheel, Travis’ Aries Ex Shanna Moakler and why Kourtney’s Sag Midheaven in Travis’ 6th House might be the reason why they’re so extra on Insta. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-07-1925 minAllegedly AstrologyRoyal Family DramaROYAL FAMILY, ROYAL PROBLEMS. This SZN 2 finale episode, the girls dive into a topic that forever brings the dramz: the story of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. They talk Harry and Meghan’s sizzling AF biwheel, how similar Harry and Charles’ charts are, the biwheel of Meghan and the UK Press (YIKES!) and fangirl about the People’s Princess, Diana. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch! // Episode Transcript //
2021-04-0546 minAllegedly AstrologyKiller Moms Part 2 with Laura Carrie of Killer AstrologyWHO’S READY FOR A CASEY ANTHONY HATERS BALL? In part two of our Killer Moms series, the girls are joined once again by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie. We break down Casey Anthony’s Pisces Sun/Pisces Rising/Cancer Moon Big Three and discuss similar transits and placements between Diane Downs, Andrea Yates and Casey. Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com. Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast on IG.
2021-03-2936 minAllegedly AstrologyKiller Moms Part 1 with Laura Carrie of Killer AstrologyTHINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REAL MURDERY. This ep, ya girls are joined by trained mental health counselor, astrologer and host of the Killer Astrology podcast, Laura Carrie, to chat about the incredibly cuddly and light-hearted topic of moms that have killed their children. We kick off part one of this two-part series with Queen of Leo energy Diane Downs and Cancer Sun / Aries Moon Andrea Yates. // Learn more about Laura or book a reading at lauracarrieastrology.com . Check out her podcast, Killer Astrology, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @killerastropod on Twitter and @lauracarrieastrology and @killerastrologypodcast...
2021-03-2237 minAllegedly AstrologyElizabeth Holmes & TheranosWHO’S READY TO GET GRIFTY? This ep, we’re covering Aquarius Sun Elizabeth Holmes, her company Theranos and Silicon Valley’s Jupiter in Leo opposite Neptune in Aquarius placement. (WHICH EXPLAINS A LOT ABOUT TECH BROS.) Then, we’re comparing Theranos’ general chillness about lying to investors with the legendary white-collar criminal company of yore: Enron. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Ask: heyhe.ro/allegedlyastrology // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-03-1541 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Internet: Part 2 with Kirah Tabourn aka The StrologyWe’re baaack with Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology for part 2 of our episode all about the Internet. We’re covering how Facebook’s nodal return and Taurus eclipses are prob good reasons for you to delete that account, smartphones being Cap AF and why that Saturn Return is bringing all that crypto goodness. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at @thestrology_ on Twitter and @thestrology on IG. // CONTACT YA GURLS...
2021-03-0833 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Internet: Part 1 with Kirah Tabourn aka The StrologyYOU GUYS. Today, we’re talking about the Internet’s Saturn Return with our first guest ever and fave Scorpio / Aries / Pisces combo, the talented astrologer/educator/creative Kirah Tabourn aka The Strology. We breakdown the Internet’s chart, talk about stocking up on cans of beans for Y2K thanks to that Saturn in Taurus transit and finally learn what the dot com bust actually was. Learn more about Kirah, her The Eleventh House virtual community and buy her book at https://www.thestrology.com/. Check out her podcast, The Strology Show, on your favorite podcast platforms. Follow her at...
2021-03-0134 minAllegedly AstrologyRihanna & Chris BrownHEADS UP, BBs: THIS EP COMES WITH A TRIGGER WARNING. The girls take it back to 2009 to cover the v passionate and v, v, v turbulent relationship of our Pisces Queen, Rihanna, and her former ex, Chris Brown. We talk their fire trine biwheel, how a Leo Lunar Eclipse really yanked off the rose-colored glasses when it came to their relationship and how Venusian men honestly need to chill. P.S. If you or someone you know is experiencing domestic abuse, you can find resources, safety plans and support from the National Domestic Violence Hotline at thehotline.org.
2021-02-2242 minAllegedly AstrologyThe OxyContin EpidemicThis episode, the girls talk all about the OxyContin Epidemic. They break down how Jupiter – Pluto aspects have the potential to lead the way to big money and epidemics and how Neptune’s influence when the FDA approved the drug could have led to a skewed perception of it being a miracle pill. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-02-1531 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Love Triangle of Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde and Jason SudeikisJUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY — IT’S A BONUS EP TO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TO. Because we can’t have nice things, we’re bringing you one of the biggest WTF relationship rollercoasters in recent memory: the love triangle-ish romance of Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis. We talk their biwheels, synastry and check their profections to see what’s to come. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!
2021-02-1217 minAllegedly AstrologySelenaThis episode, we’re talking all the astro happenings relating to 90s music icon, Selena. We cover the 11th house year transits behind her meteoric rise to fame (hint: it involves the north node and her midheaven) and why Yolanda Saldivar is the worst Virgo to ever Virgo.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-02-0831 minAllegedly AstrologyNXIVM Sex CultThis ep we’re talking all about King of Virgos Keith Raniere and his sex cult posing as a self-help group, NXIVM. We break down Allison Mack’s yikes inducing Leo Sun / Scorpio Moon combo and explain why Neptune conjunct America’s Moon in Aquarius really effed us when it came to the 2010 wellness movement. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-02-0133 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Rivalry of Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya HardingWE’RE BAAACK. In this SZN 2 kickoff ep, your girls cover the astrology behind one of the most infamous scandals in sports history: the assault of ice skating queen Nancy Kerrigan. We discuss Nancy and her rival Tonya Harding’s biwheel, why U.S. Figure Skating is the definition of peak Virgo and remind everyone for the 8000th time that a Scorpio never forgets. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-01-2539 minAllegedly AstrologyAllegedly Astrology TrailerAllegedly Astrology is a comedy astrology podcast that breaks down the planetary transits that happened during the biggest events and scandals in history and pop culture. Check out season 2 launching January 25th!
2021-01-2203 minAllegedly AstrologyU.S. Capitol AttackBONUS EP ALERT. In this episode, we’re covering all the berserk AF astrology behind the storming of the United States Capitol, the similarities it shares with the transits of the Charlottesville Rally and what we can expect for the year ahead. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2021-01-1126 minAllegedly AstrologyHilaria Baldwin: Allegedly (not) SpanishIn this bonus episode none of us saw coming, we’re talking everyone’s favorite faux Spanish wife, Hilaria aka Hilary Baldwin. We talk how her Cap Sun / Aquarius Moon makes her a disciplined control freak that loves recognition and how two recent eclipses hitting her chart really shined a blinding light on her fake AF background story. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!
2020-12-3017 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Great ConjunctionOH, HAI. WE’RE BAAAACK. In this bonus ep, we cover the celestial event that has everyone tweaking: The Great Conjunction. We talk what the meeting of Jupiter and Saturn means for U.S. Presidents, why it’s a YUGE deal that it’s happening in Aquarius and how there’s some slightly screechy planets in its transit chart. Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-12-2215 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Amityville HorrorWho’s ready to get spooky? In this v special Halloween bonus ep, the coven reveals the astrology behind the infamous DeFeo family murder, the subsequent haunting of 112 Ocean Avenue and whether or not ghost battling duo Ed and Lorraine Warren were truly legit.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-10-3035 minAllegedly AstrologyThe American Legacy: Part 2That’s a wrap on szn 1! We’re closing out part two of our finale by diving real deep into the U.S. birth chart (Are you even remotely surprised by that Sag Rising?), chatting Pluto aspects and their influence on major events in U.S. history and breaking down America’s first Pluto Return.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-10-1946 minAllegedly AstrologyThe American Legacy: Part 1Coming in hot with part one of our two part season 1 finale! #Tear. This episode, we’re heading back to colonial times to talk about George Washington’s old ass wooden teeth, the USA’s Big Three and spilling the tea on America’s first Pluto Return. *Gasp*Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-10-1241 minAllegedly AstrologyThe KardashiansCome on, you know we couldn’t have a pop culture podcast without covering the family you love to hate: the Kardashians. This week, we’re checking out Kim’s chart chock full of Jupiter action and discussing how Kris Jenner’s Big Three makes her one to def not fuq with.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-10-0542 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Rise of AnonymousBust out your Guy Fawkes masks because it’s time to f*ck the system. This episode, we’re covering the astrology behind Internet hacktivists Anonymous and breaking down the Libra-ness and general Aquarian chaos of their origin site 4chan.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-09-2839 minAllegedly AstrologyThe Notorious RBGBONUS EP ALERT! In a special bonus mini episode, we cover the astrology behind one of the most prolific and inspiring humans to ever rock a Supreme Court robe: the Notorious Ruth Bader Ginsburg.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-09-2216 minAllegedly AstrologyJonBenét RamseyListen as we break down the transits behind one of the most infamous unsolved child murders in American history: the death of young pageant star JonBenét Ramsey. We learn all about how her brother’s planets interacting with JB’s are pretty sus and that Jupiter played a major role in bringing upon her fate. **DEFINITELY NOT TRYING TO GET SUED IN THIS EPISODE.**Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-09-2134 minAllegedly Astrology90s Bulls DynastyThis episode, we cover the placements and transits surrounding the 90s Chicago Bulls Championship Dynasty. We fangirl over Phil Jackson’s heavy Aquarian influences, shit talk the Lord of the Trolls, aka Jerry Krause, and see how prominent eclipses in Michael Jordan’s chart paved the way for all those epic three-peats.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-09-1440 minAllegedly AstrologyCult Special: Jonestown and Heaven's GateThis episode, we’re dipping our toes into the cult pool and covering the transits of Jonestown and Heaven's Gate. We talk about the influence of being born during a new moon phase and how Jim Jones’ Neptune in Virgo helped make him all sorts of methy.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-09-0731 minAllegedly AstrologySalem Witch TrialsPut on some black lace and turn up Stevie Nicks because we’re getting spooky. This episode, we compare the transits of the Salem Witch Trials and the Satanic Panic, and learn how Lilith in Cancer is never a good thing for anyone with ovaries.// CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak // Shop: New Merch!
2020-08-3134 minAllegedly AstrologyFyre Fest FailBIG SAG ENERGY COMIN’ AT YA. This episode is all about the epic failure that was Fyre Fest. We break down Billy McFarland's chart, point fingers at Mercury Retrograde and locate the generational transit that makes Millennials so willing to do anything for the Gram.
2020-08-2441 minAllegedly Astrology#FreeBritneyLEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. But seriously though. On this episode, we cover the #FreeBritney movement, break down the Princess of Pop’s *allegedly* illegitimate conservatorship and predict how the transits will influence her upcoming court date.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
2020-08-1726 minAllegedly AstrologyIntroducing Allegedly AstrologyIt’s our first episode ever! Well, technically, it’s an intro, but still. This week, we’re introducing ourselves, letting you in on our Big Three and yelling into the void about why event astrology is a thing.Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG + Reddit & @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com //Mail: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak
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