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Emojidrome#125: What The Dog Doin'? (Dog Face)
This week, we definitively find out what the dog doin' with the "Dog Face" emoji! Along the way we get Sylvi's Return of the Jedi, Garfield chat, creepypasta Funko Pops, and "Dote Up A Cat," for some ungodly reason. We praise a tail so you don't have to.
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Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-11-221h 07Emojidrome#124: Cephalopod Thigh Highs (Squid)From a sour bottle baby squid with eyes the size of baby squids.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/squid/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-09-2756 minEmojidrome#123: Faces of Evil (Emoji 14.0 Prototypes)It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - time to argue about holiday songs and discuss Emoji 14.0 prototypes! Nasty faces, random objects, and a cuckold troll lie in wait for our favorite annual event, but will any of these emoji find proper uses? Probably not, but we have fun anyway.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/emoji-14.0/ + https://emojipedia.org/emojipedia/14.0/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-08-311h 10Emojidrome#122: Dr. Manhattan Soyface (Face Screaming in Fear)Ahhhh!! That's the sound we make when discussing the "Face Screaming in Fear" emoji! This Patreon Pick immediately throws the show into chaos - which of these frightful faces is straight out of an art gallery, and which one is receiving the most dread-inducing dome? Stay tuned for "Lights, Camera, Sylvi," disgusting muttonchops, Huge Jackedman versus Cristman Bateman, Pyramid Head's bangin' butt, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-screaming-in-fear/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-08-181h 17Emojidrome#121: Boss Fetus (T-Rex)Much like the dinosaurs of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story......we're back!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/t-rex/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan)Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-08-0957 minEmojidrome#120: Fencing Pride Flag (Person Fencing)On this week's Emojidrome, we prove we have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to Pride discourse.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-fencing/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-06-081h 04Emojidrome#119: Emojidrome Origins (Elf)This time on Emojidrome, we give the "Elf" emoji a good shot but eventually implode under the psychic weight of bad villain origin films. Stay tuned for Raytheon wolves, femboy chronologies, Roman Reigns daddy behavior, Skullet Pencilhead, and more! Disney please hire us.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/elf/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-05-311h 07Emojidrome#118: Slimer Snapchat POV (Framed Picture)Emojidrome finally becomes art with the "Framed Picture" emoji! Which of these precious paintings would we hang in our home, and which ones would age in our stead? Which of them is your screensaver, and how many of them are actually a nasty photo from a rowdy ghost? Stayed tuned for protein spreads, the Slimer girlfriend experience, horny pickle storks, vampire anime, a Sonic franchise MILF debate, and more! Don't @ Syliva about anime boy piercings.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/framed-picture/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find...2021-05-121h 03Emojidrome#117: Scorpomania (Scorpion)On our new episode, we cover this week's hottest cinema sensation: Zack Snyder's Justice League. Wait, Godzilla vs. Kong? What the hell is that? Oh. Never mind then. Hope you enjoy the "Scorpion" emoji talk instead.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/scorpion/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-04-071h 02Emojidrome#116: Nonstop Nut Nmarch (Doughnut)This week, we go down the rabbit hole for "Doughnut" holes. Which of these 'nuts is most delectable, and which one has some questionable toppings? Which of them is getting sold by Howie Bling, and which one has too much goop? Actually, I don't think I want to know. Some of these emoji are nasty.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/doughnut/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2021-03-281h 03Emojidrome#115: Eye of the Chug Jug (Video Game)Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish,Because they smell really nasty.Kill some more before you get on their plate,So you don't get to feel the pain.And then you craft and mine and dig,To gain experience points ya.And then you strike to get row pork from pigs,It has no end but it's still the best game.It's the eye of the spider it's poison in one bite, oh look out,I'm an excellent fighter.The creepers and the zombies other mobs of...2021-03-181h 09Emojidrome#114: Gargoyle Twink (Wind Face)Brrr! It's cold out there! Come inside and warm up with the "Wind Face" emoji! Which of these windy Wendys is full of cold air, and which ones are blowing smoke? How many of them are ghosts, and which ones have been turned to stone? Stay tuned for a weather report, Boohbah hell, Jack Black Clap Trap, 'pussy' (vagina), the proboscis agenda, a Tumblr criminal's return, Italian deli vapes, and more! Please don't put us in a Pringles can.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/wind-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704...2021-02-141h 02Emojidrome#113: Felonious Shrink (Nerd Face)Can you blame us for going wild when this is essentially the Minion emoji? Stay tuned for Howie in trouble, South Park shipping, our Space Jam sequel theories, Gru CBT, Homestuck-based psychic damage, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/nerd-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat...2021-02-0159 minEmojidrome#112: Small Meat Energy (Pinching Hand)Welcome to 2021! We're a normal podcast for normal people in this very normal year. This week, we talk about the "Pinching Hand" emoji! Which of these fabulous fingers are truly pinching, and which ones are indicating meat of a less-than-average size? How many of them have undergone "the surgery," and which ones were in Dallas on November 22nd, 1963? Stay tuned for cheebians, Belushi Hunter Watch, psychic emoji channeling, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pinching-hand/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com...2021-01-131h 00Emojidrome#111: Flat Fox Friday (Fox)The world's "most neurotypical podcast" returns with the "Fox" emoji! Which of these orange fellows is straight out of an anime, and which one makes the best fursuit? How many of these canids qualify as "smexy," and which ones have opinions on abortion? Stay tuned for Sephiroth, Animoji, the nitty gritty of furry design, Flat Fox Friday, nude Leatherface, flying sluts, Boss Baby gijinka, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fox/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2...2020-12-311h 03Emojidrome#110: Coffin Ball Torture (Coffin)PlayStation 5? Xbox Series X? Forget that shit, and buy yourself a GameCrypt.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/coffin/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2020-11-191h 05Emojidrome#109: Dracula's Juul (Bat)Halloween is upon us, and so is the "Bat" emoji! Which of these flying mammals will fly away with our favorite spot, and which one needs to put some pants on? How many of these creatures of the night are true goths, and which only shop at Hot Topic for the Funko POPs? Stay tuned for Hubie X Halloween, Lord of the Smoke Rings, Hogtown, Dracula's Juul, scorpion chat, horny-ass monsters, a focus on fursonas, our super-sized questions segment, and more! Put some wings on that bad boy.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bat/...2020-10-301h 17Emojidrome#108: Parody Satire (Candle)This week, the car dealer and Iowan housewife who portray Ryan and Sylvia break character to express satirical statements, all of which fall under First Amendment protections. Then they talk about the "Candle" emoji! Which of these waxen works will be carried downstairs by Jim Carrey Scrooge, and which ones will be levitated by g-g-ghosts? Stay tuned for talking shit about gay TV, scent discussion, Emojidrome: Become Saw, The Candleman, hog candles, Mouth Dreams reviews, wax lips, and more! Please don't eat a candle.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/candle/iTunes: https://itunes.apple...2020-10-1056 minEmojidrome#107: Big Into Sand Castles (Castle)Emojidrome is back with the "Castle" emoji and some really, really bad conversation! We try to determine which of these stone shelters is cream of the crop, and which one belongs to a racist pizza baron. More importantly, Ryan says something and Sylvia gets mad at them. Teamwork makes the dream work. Stay tuned for talking shit about the N64, a glossary of castle terms, examining the hanky code, going to Vegas, "castlefication," Kremlinposting, The The Travis Scott, and more! We're usually sorry but we're extra sorry for this one.https://emojipedia.org/castle/iTunes...2020-10-011h 09Emojidrome#106: Ninja Turtles Valor (Pizza)Ready for a snack? We're here with the "Pizza" emoji, so grab a slice! Which of these palatable pies makes a savory snack, and which one is straight-up nasty? Which one is food for turtles, and how many have that #drip? Stay tuned for pop punk assessments, Canadian cartoons, goobrain, X-Files weed, frankenpizza, Pizzlr, and more! Hold the sardines, please.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pizza/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es42020-09-131h 01Emojidrome#105: Big Heckin' Milkers (Cow Face)This week, Emojidrome welcomes cowpokes and city slickers alike with the "Cow Face" emoji! Which of these heckin' heifers shows up on your ice cream container, and which one is just a photo of a real-ass cow? Stay tuned for bridging humanity, milk analysis, femboy cows, Hulk Hogan's half hog, a bad Twitter chart, and more! We apologize to any werewolves with back problems.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cow-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6...2020-08-3156 minEmojidrome#104: Fairy Guy Funny Moments (Fairy)Y'all seen those Robert Pattinson Batman pictures? They're good. Anyway, we talk about the "Fairy" emoji this week. Stay tuned for Neopet faerie assignments, classing things up with Shakespeare, Heaven's Gate's big hullabaloo, Spaghetti Warehouse, Da New Rules, "Emoji Party," the Funko Pop Bible, and more! Sorry for roasting these fairy clothes so much.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fairy/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com...2020-08-241h 05Emojidrome#103: Pump City (Lotion Bottle)Get ready to get moisturized with the "Lotion Bottle" emoji! Which of these containers contains a nice lotion, and which one has a more "personal" product? What's smelling sweet, and what smells like a Charles Dickens novel? Stay tuned for Jay Leno's Big Bad Bullshit Bulk Bodywash, prop comedy, our Sasquatch emoji pitch, gooping on ya grandma, jumping aboard the swole train, lotion4lotion personals, saying "slop" a lot, and more! Your quads and gains will never be the same.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lotion-bottle/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome...2020-08-1657 minEmojidrome#102: Hampsta Damps (Bear)We come out of hibernation for the "Bear" emoji! Which of these furry fellows is helping to prevent forest fires, and which one simply wants to picnic? Who among them is a travesty of science, and which one just really, really likes toilet paper? Stay tuned for the new Ninja Turtles, boot snootin', millennial Little Bear, stealing valor, Fatty Bear, the cosmic terror of Kirby, a LOT of Seth MacFarlane talk, and more! Does a podcast record in the woods? Actually I don't think that makes sense. Never mind.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bear/2020-08-101h 09Emojidrome#101: Murder Spouses (Smiling Face with Sunglasses)(Minor season 1 Hannibal spoilers from 2:50 to 6:35)Are you sunglassesy enough for the sunglasses club? We put on our shades and talk about the "Smiling Face with Sunglasses" emoji to find out! Which of these glasses guys picked up their shades from an Etsy listy, and which one spent too much money on luxury frames? Who among them is a genuinely cool cat, and which one is in too many Twitter DMs? Stay tuned for the first episode of Mads About You/Lecter Vectors/Tattlecrime the Podcast, cowboy coding, Rec Specs, the works of Dax Shepard, "blobular," Pizza...2020-07-281h 04Emojidrome#100: The Podcast Formerly Known As Emojidrome (Thinking Face)It's the big carrot and two eggs! Emojidrome hits 100 episodes, and we celebrate by finally taking on the "Thinking Face" emoji! Which of these thinkers is thinking of thoughts, and which is more focused on irony-poisoned names for snack products? Which ones have a scary face, and which ones look more like modern art? We go back to the International House of Podcasts to find out! Stay tuned for the ultimate resolution to JFK's murder, rebranding at 100, "Squinchin' It," Ryan's awful movie habits, thinkin' about something other than Arby's, Dilberito education, emoji finger play, and more! Thanks for listening...2020-07-041h 04Emojidrome#99: Nightmare Revisited (Cut of Meat)This week, we beat our meat for 67 minutes straight. Stay tuned for scene hair, Austin Powers, the curse of Tim Burton, Tales of Symphonia's most iconic moment, "Sponge of Thrones," mid-level Mikkelsen thirst, our unique anime boyfriends, and more! Wait, what is this show about?Tales of Symphonia spoilers from ~29:02 to ~31:20, if that's something you wanna avoid.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cut-of-meat/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4...2020-06-291h 07Emojidrome#98: Put A Cork In It (Skunk)Something stinks, and it's probably one of these "Skunk" emoji! Which of these marvelous mustelids is fursona material, and which one will appear in the "Over The Hedge" sequel? Which one's got skunk junk in the skunk trunk, and which one is probably a toothpaste mascot? Why, pray tell, is everyone so horny for skunk furries? Stay tuned for Hannibal Fannibals, cork jokes, "Beef of the Week," Hank Green sponsorships, a couple of Snapes, Thumbskunk, soliciting emails, fully functioning anal scent glands, "gershing," and more! I'll see you in our inbox.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org...2020-06-211h 01Emojidrome#97: Proletarian Juggling (Person Juggling)We're back! Sylvia and Ryan tackle a Patreon request by playing ball with the "Person Juggling" emoji! Which of these jaunty jugglers is a lovable scamp, and which one is genuinely repulsive? How many of these ball-bearers are TikTok royalty, and which ones perform at the steampunk tavern? Stay tuned for the 1st Annual Improv Hullabaloo, Ryan's bad Doctor Who cosplay, juggling at the construction site, Sylvia's toilet-based The Last of Us II DLC, Juggalor, chap hop, and more! We will not apologize for laughing so much about "removing balls."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-juggling/2020-06-151h 00EmojidromeHold This L #1: Lind L. TailorDo you like our podcast? Do you like Death Note? Then please enjoy the first episode of our Patreon podcast, "Hold This L!" Thank you, as always, for your support.From Patreon:Hey folks! As a heads up in the first episode of Death Note there's a scene that involves sexual assault. We try not to linger on the specifics, but the timestamps for discussion of that specific moment are 24:13 to 24:41 if you'd prefer to skip ahead!It's finally time to Hold This L! Sylvia and Ryan have watched the first two episodes...2020-06-071h 20Emojidrome#96: Christmas Themed Storage For Weed (Socks)We're keeping our feet warm in, uh, May, with the "Socks" emoji! Which of these footwear pairs is the coziest, and which is the most wild? How many belong to the Invisible Man, and how many belong to a clue-sleuthing dog? Have any of them been used for nefarious purposes? We find out! Stay tuned for Twilight soundtrack assessments, What Are You Wearing?, a mouse suit, Ryan's Blue's Clues reboot, glass weed socks, Leonard Nimoy impressions, and more! This episode IS dedicated to Fred Willard.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/socks/iTunes: https://itunes...2020-05-171h 01Emojidrome#95: Who Framed Gonzo? (Detective)Who REALLY killed Kermit the Frog? Found out, along with our investigation of the "Detective" emoji! Which of these intrepid inspectors is a sleuth, and who's a spy? Which one is solving ant crimes, and who's simply magnifying feet pics? Stay tuned for the Kobe & Shaq of podcasting, Roger Rabbit fanfiction, Muppet murder, "Always Be Magnifyin'," jiggly detective ass, foot crimes, Carmen Sandiego, and more! No cops allowed.
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Thanks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/kitchen-knife/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2020-04-271h 02Emojidrome#92: Asiago Face (Drooling Face)In honor of National Horny Day, Sylvia and Ryan take on the "Drooling Face" emoji! Which of these faces is savoring some food, and which one is a little more.....unscrupulous? You know what? Maybe I don't actually want to know. Stay tuned for quaranversaries, pecentage failures, emoji checks, Zuckerberg's spank bank, ahegao pronunciation, homosexual 5G radiation, Powerade poisoning, and more! I don't ever want to see this emoji again.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com...2020-04-181h 03Emojidrome#91: Yaoi Scenario Test (Rabbit Face)Bunny Day is upon us, and so is the "Rabbit Face" emoji! Sylvia and Ryan tackle these bouncing buns to find out which one is our new holiday mascot. Which among them is bombarding our towns with farm products, and which one could be a new fursona? Who's hitting up the gym, and which one is actually a scrotum? Stay tuned for the seme uke quiz, yaoi chat, ballsack bunnies, Zootopia hot takes, Stabby Rabby, stinky eggs, Chuck E Cheese after hours, and more! We will not take responsibility for any knife rabbit injuries.Follow along here...2020-04-111h 03Emojidrome#90: Sapiosexual Emojis (Brain)Sylvia and Ryan continue their quests for brain cells in an inexplicably NSFW episode on the "Brain" emoji! Which of these pink pals is full of folds, and which one is marble smooth? Which one might actually be a cabbage, and which one is a horseshoe crab? Stay tuned for horny on main updates, the Spongebob haircut, Jokerposting, "the nude barber," Jimmy Neutron nightmares, emoji for sapiosexuals, and more! Please be careful listening to this one.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/brain/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2...2020-04-0455 minEmojidrome#89: The Emoji MovieOur lovely Patrons asked for it, so here it is. This week, Sylvia and Ryan watch the "Battleship Potemkin" of our time: "The Emoji Movie!" Will they be able to discuss this truly terrible film, or has Tony Leondis finally fried their brains for good? Is there anything redeeming in this absolute shitshow, or is it really one of the worst movies to ever hit the screen? We find out! Stay tuned for freaks of nature, the emoji death penalty, product placement, and more! Please don't watch this movie.iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome...2020-03-271h 00Emojidrome#88: No Thoughts, Head Empty (Mushroom)There's one brain cell left in the Emojidrome studio, and Syliva and Ryan are competing to destroy it first. They also attempt to talk about the "Mushroom" emoji! Which of these fungi is a fun guy, and which toadstool takes the throne? I'm not sure we ever find out, and neither will you. Stay tuned for muddled billiards metaphors, "Balls of Fury," Ring Pops, Bowsette, furry cheeks, Marge Simpson, Caramelldansen, our horoscopes, and more! Don't @ us about Pickle Rick.[CW for drugs; about 24:30 to 27:00]Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/mushroom/iTunes: https...2020-03-181h 04Emojidrome#87: Danimals Vibe (Sun With Face)Welcome to the horrorshow! Sylvia and Ryan talk about the "Sun With Face" emoji, but the universe has other plans. Can the duo survive bad connections and deadly coughing fits to find out which of these suns shines the brightest? Probably not, since this episode is completely off the rails. Stayed tuned for #moonchat, Danimals mascots, ring toss games, "Kebby's Dream Garden," invoking Jack Frost and The Onceler, reclaiming "Baby Nut," Noo-Noo the vacuum, and more! I could've sworn we also talked about the dancing baby on "Ally McBeal," but apparently not.Follow along here: https://emojipedia...2020-03-071h 07Emojidrome#86: Cuhorny (Love Hotel)If you're looking for buildings with giant hearts and "H"s pasted to the front, the "Love Hotel" has you covered! Sylvia and Ryan cover what might be one of the most bizarre emoji ever in their Valentine's Day special - which of these is, uh, good? And which one is.....bad? How many of these amorous accomodations fall flat, and which ones give a real bang for your buck? Stay tuned for a history of the love hotel, "Paranormal Sextivity," a debate on horny Dragonball characters, "Love Emergency," the reproduction of Disney's "Cars," cuhorny, Hoetoshop, and more! This...2020-02-151h 00Emojidrome#85: Home on the Range (Cowboy Hat Face)Yeehaw, folks! Sylvia and Ryan ride off into the sunset with the "Cowboy Hat Face" emoji! Which one of these dusty cowpokes can make a mean bowl of chili, and which one has the worst accent? How many of these hats are the real deal, and how many aren't hats at all? Stay tuned for cold weather, "Home on the Range," Lord Crunk, a chili debacle, nightmare YouTube content, "Zucking it," and more! It's a darn tootin' hoot!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cowboy-hat-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=22020-02-091h 06Emojidrome#84: Something For Everybody (Emoji 13.0 Prototypes)It's that special time of the year! Sylvia and Ryan hit the yellow carpet at Nebraska's Intercontinental Theater to discuss the new Emoji 13.0 prototypes! Our super-sized annual emoji review brings new surprises - how many of these are actually useful, and how many are just totally bizarre? Which emoji are meant for normal people, and which ones have already been stolen by perverts? Stay tuned for "Rent" opinions, fisting discussion, baby formula recipes, cookie dusters, Ben Franklin Vampire Sucker, furry nonsense, "Santa Enby," and more! #rockemoji4everFollow along here: https://blog.emojipedia.org/117-new-emojis-in-final-list-for-2020/...2020-02-011h 38Emojidrome#83: Quimps & Squeams (Sweat Droplets)Have you checked your plewd count today? If not, join us in discussing the "Sweat Droplets" emoji! Which of these damp dudes is good old water, and which one is more viscous? How many of these are liquid at all, and which might actually be crystals? Stay tuned for Swart Guy, the Earth's fruits, plewds, Titanic death statistics, "Purple Lamborghini," slangin' sweat, and more! Don't @ us about Harry Potter.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sweat-droplets/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music...2020-01-251h 13Emojidrome#82: Catholic Werewolf (Lying Face)It's time for another episode of The Colgate Power Hour! Is it? No, it isn't. That was a lie. I lied because we're doing the "Lying Face" emoji. This is an episode of Emojidrome. We talk about long noses, the three tenets of tooth care, Prankster's Paradise, covertible Toyotas, "Hotel Transylvania," "Life with Derek," deep "Doug" lore, and more! Is all that true? Yes, it is. Or is it? Either way, we'll shake your faith in the faith of paranormal creatures.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lying-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast...2020-01-211h 09Emojidrome#81: Scrunt (Otter)Welcome to 2020! Andi and Ryan kick off the new decade with the "Otter" emoji! Which of these luxuriating Lutrinae will be our favorite emoji, and which one might be a beaver in disguise? Stay tuned for pinball, the "Ott-view," smooth Yoda, "Scrunt," our "Cats" thoughts, and more! George Lucas don't interact.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/otter/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and...2020-01-151h 03Emojidrome#80: Snowmosapiens (Snowman)Happy holidays! We continue winter with the "Snowman" emoji! Which of these frozen fellows belongs in a touching animated feature, and which one belongs in the worst thriller film of all time? Who's naughty, who's nice, and who's completely filled with murderous intent? Stay tuned for more Chuck E. Cheese beef, an audit of Ryan's phone, getting flustered over Hellboy, putting on ointment socks, flipping the iceberg, and more! There's SNOW podcast like it.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/snowman/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play...2019-12-231h 03Emojidrome#79: Weird Owl Yankovic (Owl)Whooooo's there? It's Emojidrome! This week, we battle another bird with the "Owl" emoji! Which of these hooting hotshots can turn their neck the farthest, and which is the least scary? Which birdbrain is part of an educational program, and which one is from another planet? Stay tuned for a Duolingo mini episode, podcast merch from a dream, Mothman getting laid, "The Imp," and more! Please don't look at us like these owls.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/owl/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https...2019-12-0758 minEmojidrome#78: Willy Wonka and the Bullshit Bathtub (Bath)Brutalist baths! Terrible tubs! A certain.......orange cheeto? All this and more, as Andi and Ryan take a dip with the "Bath" emoji! Which of these baths accommodates tall people, and which one is comically small? How many of them enable Big Head Mode, and which one is secretly a living creature? Stay tuned for The President & The Pauper (Popper?), failed ergonomics, a new Willy Wonka sequel, and more!
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iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome...2019-09-281h 22Emojidrome#70: Pair-A-Dipes (Baby Angel)This week, we try to revitalize our wholesome image by talking about the "Baby Angel" emoji. Unfortunately, we end up talking about horny jelly beans and diapers too much for it to do any good. Thanks for listening!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/baby-angel/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2019-09-221h 12Emojidrome#69: So Long To The Schlong (Eggplant)It's episode 69. Andi and Ryan discuss the "Eggplant" emoji and engage in psychological warfare. It gets kinda nasty and fairly stupid. What more could you ask for?(Warning: we've BEEN explicit, but this one goes for it. Maybe listen with headphones.)Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/aubergine/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon...2019-09-141h 04Emojidrome#68: The Sofa X Games (Couch and Lamp)Are you ready to get cozy? Then join us for the "Couch and Lamp" emoji! It's Andi and Ryan versus ten chariots of comfort, as we try to determine which is the closest to what a real human being would sit upon. Stay tuned for Home and Garden Podcasting, the introduction of "Couchlet," assessing the Jeremy Renner app (RIP), Chris Jericho's new belt storyline (also RIP), pitching the "Asshaunter" script, saying the word "pseudopod" a lot, and more! This week, you'll hear a human struggle to tell a "deez nuts" joke more than anyone ever before.Follow...2019-09-071h 07Emojidrome#67: The Jock and the Catboy (Pleading Face)This week on Emojidrome, Andi and Ryan plead for your forgiveness. It's all about the "Pleading Face" emoji, and things get real stupid real fast. Which of these emoji is begging for a fwee hot dog, and which is begging for God's mercy? How many of them have edible eyes, and who among them harbors a secret evil? Stay tuned for jabwonis, Candy Corn Eyes, Brian Griffin tattoos, cannibal Boss Baby, the final word on Scooby-Doo smoking weed, and more! As Ryan calls it, this is "a real box of nasty."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org...2019-08-311h 06Emojidrome#66: Audio Banksy (See-No-Evil Monkey)This week, we discuss the potentially perverse "See-No-Evil Monkey!" Which of these primates is bad at flirting, and which is genuinely scared? Who amongst them starred in Rocky Horror, and who belongs in an anime? Ask yourself these questions, and then ask if you can really trust your ears.........because nothing can prepare you for "Andi's Trick."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/see-no-evil-monkey/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us...2019-08-171h 03Emojidrome#65: Ready To Go Apis (Honeybee)Andi and Ryan return to go deep inside the bee hole with the "Honeybee" emoji! Which of these bees is a round friend, and which aren't bees at all? More importantly, do these bees REALLY enjoy the musical stylings of Queen? Stay tuned for beesploitation, an Applebee's assessment, "Bad Insect," private reserve condiments, "going inside of Tron," and absolutely zero discussion about Bee Movie. Aren't you tired of being nice?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/honeybee/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com...2019-08-101h 20Emojidrome#64: How Is A Boat Like A Hole? (Hole)Francisco Goya. H.R. Giger. Zdzis?aw Beksi?ski. Richard Serra. Michael Cera. A boat. Vanilla Ice. IKEA meatballs. Earbud injuries. What do all these have in common? Well, the "Hole" emoji, apparently. How? We aren't sure, but we'll still push ourselves to the limit to find out. It's Andi and Ryan versus the "Hole," and they're bringing you down with them. Get ready to get weird.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/hole/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps...2019-07-281h 04Emojidrome#63: The Implication of Ice (Tropical Drink)Embrace your inner Carrie Bradshaw and join us for a discussion of the "Tropical Drink" emoji! Which of these drinks is served at the finest tiki bar, and which one makes a killer compliment to a balanced breakfast? Are they filled with orange juice.........or piss? Stay tuned for "Cats" discussion, Emojidrome's wild week, drinking too much milk, tapioca errors, pulling a JK Rowling, putting a lime on it, Sonic's favorite drink, and more! Are you SURE that one's a snifter?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/tropical-drink/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast...2019-07-201h 11Emojidrome#62: Yoda Insect (Lizard)What crawls, climbs, has scaly skin, and eats bugs? It's not our hosts, it's the "Lizard" emoji! Which of these green fellows belongs on an energy drink, and which one is decorating the side of a sick ride? Who among them belongs in the Rainforest Cafe, and which one has developed a taste for human flesh? Stay tuned for the death of Erin Esurance, bad musician impressions, the Jesktop Jester, a returning debate about Scooby-Doo and weed, the absolute chaos of "Yoda animals," and more! Become an insect, I must.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lizard/2019-07-1358 minEmojidrome#61: Funny Business (Fireworks)This week, Andi (Tonka Dick) and Ryan (Big Boy) address the number one issue plaguing North America: Guns N' Roses. Wait, is this an emoji podcast? Oops. They also talk about the "Fireworks" emoji. Maybe.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fireworks/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome2019-07-061h 07Emojidrome#60: The Pearlescent Gourmand (Grimacing Face)Oof! That's the noise you'll make when Andi and Ryan go up against the "Grimacing Face" emoji! Which of these clammy clenchers most conveys pure anxiety, and which is yet another member of the Grimace family? Which of them has too few teeth.........and which have too many? Stay tuned for Mystic Moji hell, Funky Grimace's Nobody, our "Choose Your Own Emoji" program, an explanation of dental phantoms, introducing Anxiety 2, a call to action for Ray Romano, and more! Please get us in touch with Ray's agent.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/grimacing-face/iTunes...2019-06-291h 05Emojidrome#59: Zodiac Urquelle (Family)Welcome to the Emojidrome family......or is it, the emoji "Family"? Which of these familial units most belongs on a sitcom, and which has committed a dark crime? How many of these parents are clones, and how many are absolutely zooted right now? Stay tuned for anti-comedy, the continuing adventures of the Dumpty family, Mama Stoned, our exploration of the Zodiac killer, a deep dive into the Family Matters wiki, and more! Please don't make us watch The Emoji Movie.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/family/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome...2019-06-231h 07Emojidrome#58: Don't Be A Dweeb (Robot Face)Beep boop! Welcome to the world of the "Robot Face" emoji! Will anyone survive when Andi and Ryan face off against these metal monsters? Which of these machines is Andi's new mech, and which one..........is baby? Stay tuned for bad noises, our new MoMA sponsorship, anime figure archaeology, the Sunday Funnies Multiverse, hotboxing a cockpit, Joy Pixels, Ort the Rapping Robot, the three new rules of robotics, Chills impressions, and more! Remember, always close the fridge. Thanks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/robot-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=22019-06-151h 12Emojidrome#57: Cream Tease (Bagel)Emojidrome returns to bring you a product which may or may not be composed of bread: the "Bagel" emoji! Which of these round bites is the most appetizing, and which one is made of stone? How many are actually donuts, and what makes a bagel a bagel anyway? Stay tuned for curses versus hexes, inherent erotic energy, Fred Flinstone's shitty car, Andi's breakfast demands, a debate which threatens to tear Emojidrome apart, and more! Thank you daddy David Cronutberg for our life.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bagel/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us...2019-06-0859 minEmojidrome#56: "Have You Ever Heard A Raccoon Kill Something?" (Raccoon)It's our first ever Patreon Pick this week, and we're taking a look at our pal the Raccoon! Join Andi and Ryan as they relive middle school LARPs, figure out what a proper librarian uniform is, and figure out whether or not a burger is best served dry.Yes, this is still the Raccoon episode, I didn't paste the wrong description. Alright, thanks for picking this emoji, xoxo love you bye!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/raccoon/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https...2019-05-251h 04Emojidrome#55: Leg Day (Leg)Are you ready for leg day? Then join us as we take on the "Leg" emoji! Which of these gorgeous gams belongs to Hunky Julius Caesar, and which one is most at home on a lumberjack calendar? How many of these legs are stepping out of a tub, and which are out on a powerwalk? Stay tuned for a tasteful profile of the Noid, visiting the Toilet Cotillion, our laser-scented deodorant, the pitch for a new Twin Peaks season, Boss Baby, the biblical God, "Don't Wake Grandma," and more! We're the only podcast that dares to ask.......what makes...2019-05-181h 00Emojidrome#54: Vanish Me Podcast (Mage)Greetings, traveller! Art thou here to samplest mine fair emoticon potions? This wyckedest brew ist concocted of the "Mage" emoji - a fine 'moji indeedst! If ye darest to sip, thoust'll find Runescape radicalization, wizard roleplay improv, the Harry Potter past of Andi and Ryan, a three hole punch spell, "vanish me poopum" debate, andst more! Drinkst wisely, my friend. By the wayst......dost thou knoweth where I might procure some of Snape's most dank wyzard herbs?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/mage/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=22019-05-111h 02Emojidrome#53: Big Funny Rustlas (Money Bag)This week, Andi and Ryan cover the "Money Bag" emoji! It's a rousing hour of comedy, brought to you by Diet Dr. Dental! Emojidrome is proud to promote Diet Dr. Dental, the ONLY low-calorie, low-sugar soda made entirely of liquified human teeth! The next time you've got the thirst in you, don't reach for those other unhealthy sodas which'll rot those pearly whites. Instead, grab a Diet Dr. Dental! Proven in 9 out of 10 clinical trials to STRENGTHEN tooth enamel, all while delivering a crisp and refereshing taste that's perfect for summer. What's the secret, you ask? It's teeth, baby...2019-05-041h 10Emojidrome#52: Rat Night (Rat)The next episode, number fifty-two. it is a podcast titled "Rat Night;" by Andi and Ryan of Toronto and Austin. The running time is one hour and six minutes; the bitrate 128 kbps. Andi and Ryan's comedy stylings work absolutely marvelously on Emojidrome. The cartoon "Rat" emoji characters are delightful, and they let each us imagine whatever we'd like to with our messages. These thirteen rats are controlling everyone who's ever worn a hat. And they're having a good time!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/rat/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704...2019-04-201h 01Emojidrome#51: Busters (Volcano)Bust open your ears for another episode of Emojidrome! This week, Andi and Ryan bust out the "Volcano" emoji, and find out which of these bustas is the biggest Bastille fan. Don't forget to bust an update on your Volcano Locator for the best listening experience! Then, stay tuned for busting the case of Andi's Dentoctor, cool kid Kirby busting a move, opening some steaming hot Doritos Busters, busting Fruit Busters in our mouth, Wajin Wario busting on the scene, and more! Please be sure to keep hydrated after all this busting.Follow along here: https://emojipedia...2019-04-131h 12Emojidrome#50: Slamaganza (Face With Tears of Joy)After a full year of podcasting, Emojidrome finally hits episode fifty! Minds are blown, boundaries are tested, and proverbial trains derail as Andi and Ryan dare to challenge the "Face With Tears of Joy" emoji. Forget what you thought you knew and enter a smoking crater of Limewire, jabronis, behind-the-scenes chatlogs, Emojibugs, Dr. Phil, and countless other horrors which must be heard to be believed. This is Emojidrome's world, and you're just living in it.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-tears-of-joy/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google...2019-04-061h 21Emojidrome#49: The KFC Special (Alien Monster)Andi and Ryan take on visitors from outer space with the "Alien Monster" emoji! Which of these extraterrestrial fellows is here to destroy Earth, and which one is down for a galactic road trip? How many of them broke out of a video game, and who among them are uncomfortably wet? Stay tuned for The KFC Special, big brain alien debates, Andi's multiple doctorates, identifiying Unidentified Green Bastards, Buzz Lightyear getting intimate, an introduction to Garfield Eats, and more! Don't forget: if they've got big tentacles......they've got a big heart.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org...2019-03-301h 13Emojidrome#48: A Moon Can Be Anything You Want It To Be (Satellite)It has now been zero (0) weeks since Andi and Ryan discussed the Austin Powers franchise on their emoji podcast.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/satellite/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).2019-03-161h 03Emojidrome#47: Rude Boy (Man in Suit Levitating)Wow! Is that guy levitating? What the hell! Andi and Ryan approach the "Man in Suit Levitating" emoji with caution this week. Which of these black-clad boys is a government agent, and which is just really thrilled about Reel Big Fish? How many are down to pick it up, and who among them is Scully's coworker? Stay tuned for Ryan's nasty salad, Redwall and Artemis Fowl, extremely tiny men in business suits, The Most Jacked Emoji Ever, Andi's Frasier karaoke, Ryan's excessive shittalking, and more! This is the episode David Duchovny didn't want you to hear.Follow...2019-03-101h 01Emojidrome#46: Mallard Magicks (Duck)Quack! This week, we come face-to-bill with the "Duck" emoji! Which of these magnificent mallards is most powerful? Which is the most wholesome? And which, unfortunately, is the most likely to be a cannibal? Stay tuned for TV jingles, the all-important "Duck Neck Angle," John Leguizamo as the ideal man, Super Bird RPG, the hottest duck toy of the '90s, the "Send Emojidrome An Email Challenge," and more! Quack.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/duck/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com...2019-03-0158 minEmojidrome#45: Casper (Sleeping Accommodation)This week, we've got important information you won't get from any other podcast. You ready? Okay. Here's the deal: you CANNOT fuck on a Casper mattress.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sleeping-accommodation/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).2019-02-221h 03Emojidrome#44: A Real Nightmare For Everyone Involved (Emoji 12.0 Prototypes)Another year, another round of prototype emoji! Andi and Ryan discuss the upcoming round of 2019 emoji in an episode Ryan's notes describe only as "absolutely off the shits." Which new emoji contains the most fucked up hand, and which will be used for the most evil? How many more food emoji are there going to be, and which new animal is the cutest? Stay tuned for Z-grade political humor, Halo Dick, the Oompa Loompa emoji song, bad high school theater programs, the Seven Deadly Emoji Sins, and more!Follow along here: https://blog.emojipedia.org/230-new-emojis-in-final-list-for-2019/2019-02-091h 12Emojidrome#43: Emojiversary (Birthday Cake)This week, Emojidrome commemorates a momentous event in human history - the release of Kingdom Hearts III! And, also, our one year anniversary! We celebrate by cutting into the "Birthday Cake" emoji to find out which baked good rises up and which falls flat. Which of these cakes is most worthy of our birthday, and which is an all-around disappointment? Do any of these desserts maintain proper moisture levels, and which ones aren't cakes at all? Stay tuned for our version of Kingdom Hearts, finding secret tomatoes, a throwback to Angelfire, creating Sonic OCs, Ryan's campaign against teeth, and...2019-02-011h 03Emojidrome#42: The Devil's Tip (Hot Pepper)Holy habanero! This week Andi & Ryan take a bite of the "Hot Pepper" emoji, with plenty of spicy takes to match! Which of these red devils is a particularly spicy dish, and which one is just an eggplant in disguise? Which is the best new logo for a popular suburban eatery, and what's the best method for determining spice level? Stay tuned for #CircusTalk with Johannes the Clown and Big Mike, the three rules of podcasting, judging pepper CBT, dipping into the Rascal Flatts fandom, extreme burger shittalk, new breeds of pepper, and of course........White Yoda. You'll need...2019-01-181h 02Emojidrome#41: Alchemist Kong (Pile of Poo)This 2019, tune into "Talkin' Shit with Big Dog and Boo Boo in the Morning" to get the scoop on the most heinous of heinous emoji: the "Pile of Poo!" Which of these dog dirt dudes is the cutest, and which ones simply don't make us claw our eyes out? Which is the protagonist of a children's adventure game, and why do so many look like Donkey Kong? Stay tuned for rap battles, new additions to the Kong family, evil turds, vacuum foley effects, "Poopoo Pete and the 3rd Shooter," HTC's many meanings, "vanish me poopum," and more! We're sorry...2019-01-111h 05Emojidrome#39: The Satan Clause (Santa Claus)This holiday season, Emojidrome invites you to gather 'round the fire and discuss the "Santa Claus" emoji! Which of these jolly old men would snap like a twig in the hands of Tim Allen, and which one would give the dreaded Tool Man a run for his money? How high do these fellows rank on the Jollyometer, and how deep does the Christmas lore go? Stay tuned for the cult of Big Tex, Paul Butter, hairy kneecaps, a deep dive on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause," killing Rumpelstiltskin, and more! This year, we've left a circus of nightmares beneath...2018-12-141h 02Emojidrome#38: The Mule of the Sea (Shark)This week, Andi and Ryan dive into the deep blue sea to splash with the "Shark" emoji! Which of these sleek swimmers will break the surface, and which one will sink into the depths? How many of these emoji are actually sharks, and which ones are secretly dophins? Stay tuned for Mariya Takeuchi karaoke, our foray into designer fashions, an in-depth look at the Scooby-Doo cinematic universe, Emojidrome's laser agenda, Caillou the Kaiju, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/shark/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google...2018-11-301h 05Emojidrome#34: Zombie By The Cranberries By Emojidrome (Zombie)Rise from your grave and get ready to groove, it's time for the "Zombie" emoji! Andi and Ryan set out to slay a legion of green, grey, and off-blue fiends - which of these gooey groaners is most grim, and which just looks like a sick dude? How many of these reanimated rabble-rousers is out for blood, and which one is out to slide into your DMs? Stay tuned for Andi's cough, slime modifications, the hatching of Dr. Phil, the Millenial Dark Universe, Kevin Keven, Ryan's most hated emoji, and more! It's a real thriller.Follow along...2018-10-1959 minEmojidrome#31: Croc Sniff (Crocodile)How do you feel about reptile hands? Whether you love them or hate them, join Andi and Ryan in sussing out the scaly selections of the "Crocodile" emoji! Which of these mean green machines is going on a safari adventure, and which one could kill with looks alone? Who among this prehistoric population is appearing in deodorant ads, and who's secretly an alien? Stay tuned for James Bond pitches, Pauly Shore's dramatic turn, Emojidrome horoscopes, Ryan's big apology, the ice skating conspiracy, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/crocodile/iTunes: https://itunes.apple...2018-10-0148 minEmojidrome#28: Made In Texas (Shushing Face)It's Emojidrome's first ever live episode, and we're taking on one of the most unfortunate emoji: the "Shushing Face." How many of these emoji are tolerable to look at, and how many are just perverts? Which of these finger-flaunting fellows can slurp down some 'dogs, and which are on trial for murder? Stay tuned for Old Uncle Unicode, the tiniest lips in the West, going nuts for Joey Chestnut, Night at the Museum's existential horror, Kevin James analysis, and The Emoji Movie VR Experience. Remember: if the glove fits the emoji, you must acquit the emoji.Follow...2018-09-071h 03Emojidrome#25: Pixie Blood (Alembic)Are you ready to enter the world of Free Online Wizard Game? This week, Antonio Pixie Blood and Dustin Ash Vault contemplate the "Alembic" emoji for all of five minutes before hopping on the train to Dimension X. What the hell is an alembic? Can you vape from it? More importantly, is Bobby Flay actually the devil? Stay tuned for Castlevania twunks, the Heisen Slurp Scale, recapping "Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off," entering the nightmare of Wizard101, and Emojidrome's new spiritual outlook. There's also a little emoji discussion. Maybe.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/alembic/...2018-08-101h 02Emojidrome#21: Before Dark (Exploding Head)Tired of horny jokes, curse words, and our general brand of explicit nonsense? Then you'll love this week's episode of Emojidrome: Before Dark! Andi and Ryan cover the "Exploding Head" emoji in the middle of the afternoon, letting the sunlight wash away everything foul in their souls. Which dynamite dome is layered with raw emotion, and which one has the most excellent eruption? Which emoji is secretly an M&M, and how many of these explosions are something else entirely? Stayed tuned for our Cuphead sequel, a Meatloaf cameo, frank discussions of our approach to comedy, and Andi's continuing...2018-07-1359 minEmojidrome#20: Ch!orine! (Smiling Face With Horns)Andi and Ryan join John Michonski of Video Game Choo Choo to celebrate twenty episodes and talk turkey on the "Smiling Face With Horns" emoji. Things go south as fast as you'd expect. Which grinning imp is a true blue anime pervert, and which are just furries? How many of these bad boys crawled off MSN and Newgrounds, and how many have been to Warped Tour? Stay tuned for Raccoon Men, Homestuck cosplay, Big Hemorrhoid's WWE debut, the creation of yet another film franchise, and five of the Seven Deadly Emoji Sins. This week's Emojidrome is sponsored by "Uncle...2018-06-291h 09Emojidrome#19: This American Dinosaur (Sauropod)How do you like your Emojidrome: bumbles, or no bumbles? This week, join NPR broadcasters Andi and Ryan as they stumble through the "Sauropod" emoji, all while asking the hard-hitting questions. Which dino has a place in "The Land Before Time," and which one serves as disposable labor for Fred Flinstone? How many of these Cretaceous creatures are upstanding citizens, and who among them are rock-eating perverts? Are dinosaurs reptiles, and did they exist at all? Stay tuned for Jeff Goldblum impressions, our direct-to-DVD "Boss Baby" ripoff, Wes Anderson's "Toy Story," "Denver, the Last Dinosaur," and more!...2018-06-221h 00Emojidrome#18: Millennial Dracula (Meat on Bone)Take a bite of Emojidrome as we discuss the "Meat on Bone" emoji, aka "That Meat you see in Manga or Anime." Which of these prime cuts is going down Fred Flinstone's gullet, and which will end up as Goku's afternoon snack? Which of these meats is secretly a marshmallow, and how come so many of them look like butts? Stay tuned for IHOB theories, potatos in space, Johnny Test discussion, and Jeff Dunham's sudden demise. This is the podcast that bodybuilding third graders don't want you to hear.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/meat-on-bone/2018-06-0858 minEmojidrome#15: Clash of Clamato (Crossed Swords)One small step for man, one giant death blow for the Clamato industry. This week, Emojidrome buckles under the weight of clam and tomato, AKA the two most sexual of flavors. How does Clamato get made, and what was the truth behind Neil Armstrong's moon landing? Stay tuned for deep macaroni discussion, Game of Thrones nonsense, the birth of Barbossa 2, and of course, big swangin' thangs. We also briefly discuss the "Crossed Swords" emoji, if you're into that sort of thing.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/crossed-swords/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us...2018-05-111h 04Emojidrome#13: Daenny the Dime (New & Full Moon Face)Was Humpty Dumpty an inside job? Andi and Ryan address this and other burning questions when they take on both the "New" and "Full Moon Face" emoji. Which of these multitudinous moon faces guides us to slumber, and which one appears as a dark prophet in our sleeping visions? How creepy can these faces get, and who's who in the season's hottest moon-based anime? Stay tuned as we pitch numerous movies, meet Danny (or is it Denny?) The Dime, write fast food slogans, and more! Emojidrome: I'm dreading it!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/new-moon-with-face/ and...2018-04-2759 minEmojidrome#11: We Bought A Zeus (Camping)Watch out! it's Friday the 13th! Andi and Ryan dodge bad luck and pay tribute to The Man Behind The Mask by discussing the "Camping" emoji. Which tent is best for a sojourn with nature, and which is the most lethal? Find out when we dive deep into the finer points of the "Andi Dies While Camping" franchise - will anyone come out alive? Stay tuned for our Magic 8 Nuts product pitch, the revenge of Mount Rushmore, PlayStation's newest console accessory, and what Andi describes as "the worst bit in Emojidrome history." #DunkTheDonut!Follow along here: https...2018-04-131h 04Emojidrome#10: Lara Croft Tulpa (Confounded Face)It's our 10th Episode Spectacular! The Oracles of Emoji celebrate by testing how many tangents they can follow before Emojidrome as we know it disappears entirely. Remember "Teacher's Pet?" Do you have a strong opinion on Barenaked Ladies or Vanilla Ice? How do you feel about rich women buying tons of white bread? Stay tuned for discussion on the "Confounded Face" emoji, excessive tulpa manifestation, and Andi speaking the worst combination of four words in the English language. Now certified "Pervert Free!"Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/confounded-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us...2018-04-0650 min