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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE14 Chelsea 0 - 2 Arsenal Women: WSL Match Day 13On this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt go on an extended discussion about how to shovel snow and then making bread - amusing for sure but that’s now why you came here. Eric and Matt briefly discuss the Arsenal Women’s League Cup defeat to Man United. Then they move on to the Arsenal v Chelsea WSL match that seemed to be another in a long line of similar matches this season with a lot of shots but no score. But then lighting struck from the right foot of Beth Mead and the rest was hi...
2026-01-281h 02Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 WE13: No Longer Ruthless Arsenal 0 - 0 Manchester United Women (WSL)On this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt catch up on the many moves the Arsenal Women have made since mid December 2025: recalling loanees, loaning out players, new signees, manager contract extensions, and a first for the Arsenal women - appointing a Technical Director. We also discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against Manchester United in the first match of 2026. We agree that this club is not as ruthless as it was last year and maybe some shooting drills are in order. We mention the variety of matches and competitions the women will be competing in Janu...
2026-01-1249 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E105 Portsmouth 1-4 Arsenal (Chelsea Preview)In this episode of Stateside Gooners Eric and Matt recap the FA Cup win away at Portsmouth. Despite coming out hot and scoring in the first few minutes, Portsmouth couldn't keep an equally energetic Arsenal from scoring. Matt and I expected (predicted?) 3-0 and 5-0 victory for this game, so 4 goals is 'just about' right. Conceding wasn't in the plan and while we don't place blame, Norgaard (playing in a position that isn't his norm) may have let his marker get past him, or he just wasn't ready for that rebound and couldn't defend the ensuing shot.
2026-01-1246 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E101 Arsenal 2 (OG) - 1 Brighton (Aston Villa Preview)When it rains own goals, it pours own goals.In the open, we reveal some fun facts about OGs this season and how historic this run of 4 in 4 games is for Arsenal. Can they win the league while claiming the record for most own goals benefitted? That would be an interesting discussion in June of 2026.For now, in Episode One Hundred and One (Whaaa?!?) Matt and Eric recap the details that matter in the victory over Brighton, another team that couldn't be mistake-free. Long may this OG run continue. However, there's a lot of chatter between us (*and everyone...
2025-12-291h 07Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 WE12: Last 2 matches of 2025: OH Leuven 0 - 3 Arsenal Women 12/17/2025 (UCL) and Crystal Palace 0 - 2 Arsenal Women (Subway League Cup)On this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against OH Leuven in the Women’s Champions League (UCL) action on the last day of the League Phase. We discuss the drama of Arsenal clinching 5th in the table and the “draw” for the first round of the knockout phase. We discuss the Arsenal women deploying two to lead the press and the other adjustments being made to their out of possession form. We discuss the Crystal Palace match in the Subway League Cup quarterfinal. Win and move on is the point of C...
2025-12-221h 13Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E99 Everton 0-1 Arsenal (Plus Crystal Palace Preview)In Episode 99 of Stateside Gooners Matt and Eric recap the 'Boring Arsenal' game at the Hill Dickinson Stadium (*Hill Dick) where a pen by Viktor Gyökeres was the difference maker.Everton without their two top scorers were toothless and Jack Grealish wasn't nearly enough without Ndiaye and Dewsbury-Hall to support him. Arsenal hit the woodwork twice, but didn't really threaten either. With 3 shots on goal total this game was kinda sleepy.Crystal Palace up next tomorrow, Tuesday 12/23/25, in the "Soda Cup" (ahem, Carabao Cup). Glasner has one foot out the door. So does Marc G...
2025-12-2255 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 WE11: Dominant again with Loopy Volleys: Everton 1 - 3 Arsenal WomenOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against Everton in the Women’s Super League (WSL) action. We talk about Arsenal’s formations in this match, some loopy volleys, and Olivia Smith doing Olivia Smith things from the left side. We also discuss the best approach to re-introducing Leah Williamson back as the starting right center back. We provide a rundown the final day of the Women’s Champions League and what other results need to happen (aside from an Arsenal victory and 3 points) for Arsenal to finish in the top 4 o...
2025-12-1548 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E98 Arsenal (OG) 2 - 1 Wolves (Preview Everton Away)Eric predicted Arsenal would concede an own goal, making 'Own Goal' the leading scorer for Wolverhampton Wanderers after 16 games. As it turned out, Wolves conceded not one but two own goals, making 'Own Goals' our joint fifth best. (Shakes head).Up next is Everton. Our record against both the club and the current manager suggest this should be a win and we've both predicted Arsenal to come away with the win by two goals.Remember to like, follow, and share! Do the thing. Thank you.Check out Matt's Top Ten each week for...
2025-12-151h 09Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE10 Dominant but where are the goals Arsenal Women 1 - 0 FC TwenteOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against FC Twente in the Women’s UEFA Champions League (UCL) action. We talk about Arsenal’s different formation which allowed an aggressive press. We also talk about a second consecutive good performance from Olivia Smith on the left side. We highlight the solid play of Katie McCabe and how versatile Kim Little is as a player and how did Arsenal score only once from 15 shots. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fa...
2025-12-1148 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE9: Whew! Arsenal 2 - 1 LiverpoolOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against Liverpool in the Women’s Super League (WSL) action. We talk about Olivia Smith’s performance, the return of Kim Little and Leah Williamson and why does Stina have to be offsides so much. We touch on the expectations for this December block of 4 matches and our expectations for the women in these matches. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can lea...
2025-12-0841 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E94 Chelsea 1: 1 Arsenal ... Caicedo: Drunken Kung-Fu in LondonI have a sticker on my coffee cup that says:"Surely EVERYBODY wasn't kung-fu fighting."If you are an audiofile, you'll know what song I'm talking about. If you aren't, it's about Caicedo's ankle stomp on Mikel "Wooly" Merino. Not everyone was doing that, ok?Both Matt and Eric feel that Arsenal should have taken all three points from this match, especially with 52 minutes to play with an extra outfield player.Chelsea brought their impertinence, but they also brought stout defending and a tough mindset that said to their opponents, "Come...
2025-12-021h 12Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowDon't Call It A Comeback, It's Revenge (& Pumpkin Pie)Happy Thanksgiving, Gooners!Arsenal haven't beaten Bayern Munich since 2015. They've booted us out the last 8 and more often the last 16 too often. The bets weren't against Arsenal, at home, and like Bayern still undefeated in the Champions League. But the demons were lurking and the media, too. Matt and Eric discuss a game that wasn't like the women's game, a game of two halves. It did have some of that flavor though, since Arsenal's second half was far superior as far as the eye test. Bayern still dominated possession, but Arsenal were a lot more...
2025-11-271h 07Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E91 Random Dancing: Brighton, Burnley, Tottenham, & The World Cup WeekendSometimes life grabs you by the center circles. You have to concede that without extra time you’ll never score a game winner. (That's means we were out of time to meet our objectives.)In this case, Matt and Eric lost a week to family and medical obligations. Some of them were pretty crappy, to be honest. (i.e. We got too busy to record this episode, ok.)But in the end we finally catch you up on the pair of 2-0 victories against Brighton and Burnley.While we’re at it, we talk...
2025-11-201h 12Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 WE8: Opportunities Missed | Bayern Munich 3 - 2 Arsenal Women and Tottenham 0 - 0 Arsenal WomenOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s games against Bayern Munich in the Women’s Champions League (WSL) and Tottenham in the north London Derby in Women’s Super League (WSL) action. We also take the time to examine what is happening with the women’s season and different competitions. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your comments in your podcast platform of choice (Spotify and Apple are our primary platfo...
2025-11-171h 03Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE7 Leicester City 1 - 4 Arsenal Women; Arsenal Women 1 - ChelseaOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s games against Leicester City and the big one against Chelsea in the Women’s Super League (WSL) action. We quickly preview the upcoming week’s matches against Bayern Munich and Tottenham.As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your comments in your podcast platform of choice (Spotify and Apple are our primary platforms for now) OR DM us on the Bluesky app on @Sta...
2025-11-101h 17Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E89 Slavia Prague Review Sunderland PreviewEpisode 89 opens with the Hale End Academy kids and a little praise for how much they're playing and how much we appreciate seeing them play. It's great to watch them get the opportunities, which important to keeping them while they progress to the first team.3-0. Seemingly not much to say, but we cover it whistle to whistle. Except we didn't mention the Ben White incident. Somehow we forgot? I guess when it's not PGMOL and they get it right it IS easier to pass over. UCL refs get calls right way more often than EPL refs...
2025-11-061h 06Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE6 Arsenal Women v Brighton WSL and v Benfica UCLS2 WE6: Opponent name match re-capOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s games against Brighton in the Women’s Super League (WSL) and Benfica in the UEFA Champions League (UCL) action. We also discuss general thoughts on the season through this first international break and look forward to the upcoming “sprint” of 5 matches in November. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your co...
2025-10-231h 06Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE5 Arsenal Women vs Man City WSL and Arsenal Women vs Lyon UCLOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against Manchester City in the Women’s Super League (WSL) action and the Arsenal match against 8-time women’s UCL champions Lyon. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your comments in your podcast platform of choice (Spotify and Apple are our primary platforms for now) OR DM us on the Bluesky app on @StatesideGooners See you ne...
2025-10-091h 11Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE4 Arsenal Women 0 - 0 Manchester United Women and Arsenal Women 1 -1 Aston Villa WomenOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the disappointing draws between Arsenal Women and 1) Manchester United and 2) Aston Villa in Women’s Super League (WSL) action. Poor results that put a strain on Arsenal’s WSL campaign. We also talk about the Ballon d’Or and the Women’s Champions League matchups. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your comments in your podcast platform of choice (Spotify and Apple are our primary p...
2025-10-021h 17Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E82 ManCity (aka 115) & Port Vale (Quickly)In THIS episode Matt and Eric spend 98% of the time bitching about PGMOL and recapping the Man City (aka 115) game, while spending about 150 seconds total previewing the game against Port Vale. Most of that chatter is really about just one arsenal player, though... so stick around for the end. Enjoy us on Bluesky @statesidegooners.bksy.social and on Substack @statesidegooners where you can get Matt's Top Ten for this game.Be good to each other. Stay positive, people.
2025-09-221h 08Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E81 Arsenal 2-0 Athletic Club (Man City Preview)In this episode Matt and Eric recap the 2-nil win over Spanish side Athletic Bilbao/Club/Team/Side thanks to super subs Martinelli and Trossard.Then we preview the weekend Premier League match at the Etihad as The Arsenal face the Sky Blues.Subscribe to our Substack: Check out Matt's Top Ten recap, and Eric's blog about how much we (supporters) have suffered, not to mention the players (literally) from injuries, and the effects they've had on title runs over the last three years.
2025-09-181h 10Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE3 London City & West HamOn this Stateside Gooners Arsenal Women’s podcast, Eric and Matt discuss the Arsenal Women’s game against both the London City Lionesses AND the 'Left Ham' Hammers in the Women’s Super League (WSL) action. As always we’d love to hear your comments to the episode, fan origin stories, and questions you may have for us. You can leave your comments in your podcast platform of choice and please DM us on Bluesky at @StatesideGooners See you next time.
2025-09-161h 11Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E80 3-0 Forest & UCL Bilbao PreviewIn this episode, hosts Matt and Eric save a dog, need extra time to finish their homework, and still come away with fun commentary on a 'nice' 3-nil away victory.As the Champions League begins a new season, tournament, thing... We have to start somewhere, and this time it's in Spain against a team we played in the preseason. How interesting!Don't forget to check out our podcast that focuses on Arsenal FC Women!Leave us your comments, that's how we help the algorithm do its dance so other Gunners and Gooners can...
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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E79 The September Interlull (featuring District Gooner Pod)In this episode Matt and Eric host KP and Stephen from District Gooner Pod!In our second collaboration, we learn plenty about them and from them as we cover everything from how our summers were to which kits are the best (our 3rd) and worst. Ewwww!Tottenham are 💩, but did you know they made the most profit in the Levy era. What a waste of money. SMHBut the real discussion starts with the summer window, Berta’s successes and areas to improve.We entertain a classic version of "How it start...
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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2WE2: Arsenal Women 2025/2026 Season PreviewMatt and Eric kickoff the women’s season with a recap of the incoming and outgoing players and those on loan. We touch on some of the possible moves that will be made on deadline day. We discuss the cups and trophies the Arsenal women will compete for and which ones we’d like to see them win. We touch on their first WSL match against London City and finally talk about all the individuals up for awards this season. For extra reading, check out this article about Mariona Caldentey: https://www.bbc...
2025-09-0456 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E78 Liverpool 1-0 Arsenal, Forest Preview, and Listener Comments in Added TimeA wonderstrike by Dominik Szoboszlai won it for the Reds at Anfield but we're not sad. Stuff happens, you've seen the t-shirts and the buttons pinned on them. Let's dig into the game together. Matt and Eric dissect the events, discuss the good, bad, and fugly (that's PGMOL) all with a bit of cheek and our normal degree of humor and analysis.Forest is up next. What should we look for and what do we predict? Listen up.After three quick things we've got a surprise, some snarky commentary by "the Kevin's." We...
2025-09-041h 17Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E77 Arsenal Put the Pedal Down On Leeds: 5 - NilSometimes winning by a lot is pretty, sometimes it's not. This was mostly a pretty win. We got goals from the front, goals from the back. We saw set piece goals (Set Piece FC) and great goals by Saka and Gyökeres from open play.Saka's goal was a replica of his 2022 goal against Leeds at Elland Road. See that here starting around 14 seconds.Liverpool is up next on Sunday at Anfield where the Gunners haven't lost in 3 straight (WDD).Check out Matt's blog, a top 10 list of things he noticed from the g...
2025-08-251h 19Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E76 One Nil to the Arsenal: Every Point MattersWinning ugly is still winning.In this episode, we cover the match, the gross and the beautiful, the good, the bad, and the fugly.While we're at it, we peek at the other games from the PL weekend, preview our home match against Leeds United, and take a stab at where things end up in the League table.Somewhere in there are 3 quick things.Check out Matt's blog, a top 10 list of things he noticed from the game. You can find that with all our blogs, on Substack. (https://substack.com...
2025-08-181h 13Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E75 Here We Go! A Bit of Preseason Fun and a Manchester United PreviewWhat more could you want? We cover a lot, in more time than we should, but maybe that's the point. This is the season getting started as Arsenal travel to the Theatre of Dreams (sometimes a nightmare for the visitors) as our squad faces the 3-4-3 of Manchester United in the manager's (Ruben Amorim) first full season in charge.On this episode:Cold Open: Alexis Sánchez openly hopes Arsenal beat Manchester United — proving once again that once a Gunner, always a Gunner… even if you’ve worn the wrong red.Man United...
2025-08-131h 02Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 WE1 Arsenal Women: Summer UpdateMatt takes the lead on Arsenal's Women for Stateside Gooners. This season he and Eric will dedicate special pods focused on the women's club rather than include these updates on the men's podcast.We're really excited about being focused on both our senior squads and to giving them each their own highlights and attention.Come along for the ride as we look at summer activity and chat about trying to return to Earth, and solid feet, after the long run and victory in the Champions League.
2025-08-0953 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2 E74 Mid-Summer Dreams About New Additions and TrophiesIn this episode Matt and Eric discuss and quickly recap the preseason matchups in the Far East against AC Milan and Newcastle, 1-0 and 3-2 wins respectively.Arsenal have (so far) acquired 6 players this summer in what could turn out to be the best summer window in at least a decade, but probably more than two decades. The activity feels reminiscent of the 2004 when RVP, future billionaire Matt Flamini, GK Manny Almunia, and academy stars Cesc Fabregas and Johan Djourou. That was a hell of a summer as every one of them became a starter at their...
2025-08-021h 32Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowS2E73: It's Silly Season: What Are the Rumors?Silly season is that time of year when we get all the rumors about who clubs are interested in and a tiny bit about what's actually real. In this episode, Matt and Eric look at a bunch of the wildly speculative, potentially possible, and even a few likely rumors about who's on the market and what the pundits are saying could happen.Using 'pundit' lightly here because some sources are better than others and while we attempt to cover as many as possible, if you think we've missed any, please comment and let us know who and...
2025-07-121h 23Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowStateside Gooners 2024-2025 Season Wrap (Featuring District Gooner Podcast, as promised)Season One of Stateside Gooners wraps with a bang (and roughly two hours of joyful rambling) in a finale episode that perfectly balances Arsenal analysis and chaotic charm. Eric and Matt are joined by their podcasting pals from District Gooner Pod—Stephen and KP—for a Gooner-palooza that covers everything from Arsenal Women’s heroic European adventures to the men’s rollercoaster season. The crew debates whether finishing second again is a failure, a triumph, or just an expensive form of cardio.You’ll hear takes on Arteta’s growth, season awards that range from “Player of the Year” to “...
2025-06-032h 10Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show14-to-1 Odds and One Giant Middle Finger: Suffering, Substitutions, and Sweet, Sweet Chaos as Arsenal Women Win Europe While The Men Say GoodbyeEpisode 71 of Stateside Gooners is a love letter to Arsenal Women’s historic, heroic, heart-pounding Champions League win. Matt and Eric relive the madness of the match—chaos in the opening 20 minutes, a defensive masterclass, and the ultimate “you had to be there” vibe. From 14-to-1 underdogs to European champions, it was pure Arsenal magic.The episode breaks down the own goal (yep, we'll take it), the match-winning Mead-to-Stina combo, and how our Gunners turned the shot funnel on Barcelona. We’re talking 20 shots for them, 5 on target, 10 blocked, and still zero goals. Meanwhile, Arsenal stayed calm, defended l...
2025-06-011h 17Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowRaya’s Spider-Sense Saves Arsenal Against the Bogeymen, A Champions League Final That Features the World's Best Attended Clubs, Something About SouthamptonIn this Stateside Gooners episode, Eric and Matt are back to celebrate taking down the boogeyman—Newcastle—and securing Champions League football once again. But don’t get too comfy. Between Raya’s stunning saves, Kai getting yeeted to the ground by Dan Burn, and VAR pretending it's off the clock, there’s plenty to rant and laugh about.The guys break down how Arsenal kept a clean sheet despite Michael Oliver FC showing up in full force, Odegaard mugging Gordon for fun, and Rice curling in an absolute beauty. Oh, and someone please tell Martinelli his runs aren’...
2025-05-201h 12Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowMen's Liverpool & Women's Manchester United Recaps, Men's Newcastle Preview, 3QT (erm, 6QT?)In Episode 69 of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down one of Arsenal’s strangest matches of the season—a wild 2-2 draw with Liverpool. The guys wrestle with the classic “was that one of our best or worst games?” question, with shades of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde shaping their analysis of a first half collapse and second half fightback.They move from frustration over Saliba's ball-watching to appreciation for Martinelli’s goal and Trossard’s flashy build-up play. There’s love for Odegaard’s shot, groans over VAR delays, and a clear verdict on Wooly’s costly yellow ca...
2025-05-1352 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowAfter Paris Misery Arsenal Braces for Anfield Test, Guard of Honor Uproar, Arsenal vs United Women’s Derby Decider, and Michael Thomas MagicMatt and Eric open S1E68 by tearing into Arsenal’s Champions League exit, lamenting a 2‑1 defeat at PSG that sealed a 3‑1 aggregate loss. They dissect how a goalie standing on his head, a midfield lacking its usual rhythm, and the absence of key players like Thomas Partey undercut Arsenal’s continental ambitions. Switching to domestic matters, the hosts stress that securing just four points from the final three Premier League fixtures will guarantee a top‑two finish and Champions League qualification. With the next stop at Anfield against Liverpool—a ground where Arsenal haven’t won in years—they p...
2025-05-0840 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowLightsaber Hopes to Getting Force Choked By Bournemouth, Can We Use the Force Against PSG? Asking for a Friend (Me), Our Only Hope Against Brighton is Not Obi-Wan KenobiIn this jam-packed, but shorter than normal, and delightful episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt face the harsh realities of being a Gooner and try to make sense of Arsenal’s post-Bournemouth brain fog. They kick off with a nod to Star Wars Day, keeping the geekiness high with a "May the 4th be with us all" — because, let’s be real, the Force might just be more reliable than our defense at times.Despite the disappointment, the conversation turns to the upcoming Wednesday game watch and the urgency to secure victory by 2 clear goals in the mu...
2025-05-0552 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowFrom Pink Pony Club to Real Pies Only, We're Nowhere Near Zinsberger’s Save Button, Have Fun With Timber's Clothesline, Being Miles Ahead at 18, And Hey, At Least We’ve Got Terrible Dad JokesIn this extra-loaded, brutally honest, and occasionally hilarious episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matthew stare directly into the red-and-white abyss that was the past week in Arsenal football. The men’s narrow Champions League defeat to PSG left more questions than answers — from Saliba’s shaky start to long-ball tactics better suited for a team with literally anyone taller up top. And don’t get us started on VAR’s disappearing act when Kvara got Timberrrrrrred in the box.Meanwhile, Arsenal Women followed up European joy with a shocking 5-2 league loss to 10th-place Aston Villa. Squad rota...
2025-05-021h 19Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowChampions League Roundup: Arsenal Women Torch Lyon & Arsenal Men Prep to Toast PSGHold onto your scarves, Gooners! This week’s episode is a full buffet of joy and chaos. Matt is still hoarse (and the boys are possibly emotionally broken) after Arsenal Women absolutely demolished Lyon 4-1 to book a Champions League Final date with Barcelona at noon on May 24th. We break down everything from McCabe’s beautiful dark shithousery, the goals from Mariona in the "Declan Corner" and Foord in the "Saka Corner." Daphne Van Domselaar's miraculous comeback from "out for the season" to "saving our souls," and why Ford just Does What She Wants.Bu...
2025-04-281h 11Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowThe Men Draw Often in England While the Women Want to Draw Blood in LyonThis episode of Stateside Gooners is an emotional rollercoaster—think Space Mountain, but with more and less Disney magic. Eric and Matt dissect Arsenal’s 2-2 draw with Crystal Palace, where early promise gave way to another frustrating case of "draw-itis." They break down the stats, question the lads’ fear of low blocks, and dish out metaphorical hospital balls when discussing Raya’s pass and Saliba’s recent wobbles.There’s love for Kiwior (aka The Block Whisperer), a cheeky dig at Tottenham’s missing Ws, and a reminder that Raheem still isn’t it. The duo debate if Trøssar...
2025-04-2439 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowOrange You Glad It Was a Red Card? Nutmegs, Near Misses, and Ref Decisions: An Ipswich & Lyon RecapThis week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt serve up an Easter Sunday special packed with tactical twists, dodgy refs, and enough sarcasm to fill the Emirates. The fellas break down Arsenal Men’s 4-0 cruise over Ipswich, where Trossard not only bagged a brace but scored one while sitting down. Rice played the 6, Zinky got a runout, and Saka remembered what a Premier League start feels like. It’s all part of Arteta’s sneaky PSG prep—and yes, the Gooners are onto him.Then things get feisty as they relive Arsenal Women’s 2-1 heartbreak against Ly...
2025-04-211h 01Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowGalacticos Exposed, From Naivete to Knockout: VAR, Panenkas, and the Sweet, Sweet Scent of a European Semi-FinalIn this absolute banger of an episode, Eric and Matt are riding high (and rightfully smug) as Arsenal knocks Real Madrid out of the Champions League like they were a mid-table La Liga side in crisis. The boys break down a 5-1 aggregate win that had it all: Saka’s cheeky chip, Martinelli’s clinical curl, Kiwior's redemption arc, and a defense that said “no entry” louder than David Raya at a disco.They unpack how Arteta’s young guns outclassed a Galáctico-filled Madrid side — from tactical discipline to dominating the dark arts with a masterclass in controlled...
2025-04-181h 20Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowOne Man, One Mic, One Point Against Brentford; Madrid's 8.5% Chance and the 91.5% Certainty We’ll Still Sweat It; Women’s 5-0 PredictionsWith Matt out and the mic all to himself, Eric runs solo like peak Thierry on a counterattack. This episode kicks off with a Matthew McConaughey impression and ends with more Real Madrid anxiety than a Spanish backline watching Declan Rice warm up.We get a dry but honest review of the Brentford draw, including a deep sigh over a missed Saka sitter, a cheeky dad joke involving horses (yes, really), and the one-leg-on, everything-else-off Tierney disallowed goal. Then it’s straight to Real Madrid and all the drama: the "is Partey injured or is Arteta trolling?" qu...
2025-04-1434 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowDeclan Double, Madrid Fans Google ‘Slack-Jawed,’ Kiwior, Timber, and Myles Have Big Pockets, Women’s Interlull, and Bees?This episode of Stateside Gooners is bursting at the seams with Gooner glee. Eric and Matt are still recovering from the sheer joy (and maybe a few emotional support beverages) after Arsenal’s emphatic 3-0 demolition of Real Madrid at the Emirates. From Declan Rice pulling two Roberto Carlos impressions out of nowhere, to MLS proving his pockets are deep enough to store entire Galacticos, it was a night of magical moments and jaw-dropping football.The lads break down every goal with childlike wonder and tactical insight—yes, both can coexist when Arsenal do that to Madrid. They...
2025-04-101h 20Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowCaptain Berta: Brave New World, Everton Draw Debrief: Boring Arsenal, VARguments, and Arteta's Madrid MindsetThis week, Matt and Eric are picking through the wreckage of Arsenal's 1-1 draw with Everton, and let's just say, the mood isn't exactly celebratory. The penalty decision? A complete head-scratcher. Arsenal's attack? Lacking that spark. The hosts dissect Arteta's tactics, the individual performances of Trossard and Kiwior, and the overall feeling that this match was two points dropped, not one gained.But it's not all doom and gloom. There's talk of Madrid, the other Madrid, and how Arsenal are trying to inject some of that Atletico Madrid magic into the club with the appointment of Andrea...
2025-04-071h 20Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowSaka's Return, Injury Crisis FC, Home & Home with Titans, Wooly's Free Swing, and Injury Crisis FC (We Know)The Stateside Gooners podcast kicks off with hosts Matt and Eric drawing parallels between Arsenal's men's and women's teams, both playing second fiddle in their respective leagues and chasing title-dominating juggernauts. Their Champions League quarter-final (men's) and semi-final (women's) showdowns against formidable opponents like Lyon and Real Madrid get a detailed preview, with the hosts acknowledging the titans of the competitions. In a move that leaves the hosts scratching their heads, the Premier League's decision to roll out semi-automated offside technology in the season's final stretch is heavily debated, with concerns raised about its potential to d...
2025-04-031h 20Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show'All You Need' is Second Gear FC, WSL Title Race Heats Up, Barca & Loom, the Legend of Senyo, and Saka's Return??In this episode of Stateside Gooners, hosts Eric and Matt deliver a packed show covering the latest in Arsenal women's and men's football, and leave 18 seconds to spare. You can find our friends at "All You Need" band here: www.instagram.com/_allyouneed_officialThe hosts dissect the Arsenal women's dominant performance against Crystal Palace, where they noted the team's control and standout performances from players like Russo, who has an impressive goal-scoring record, and Kelly, who is climbing the All-Time assist charts. They analyze the team's tactics, discuss player rotations, and consider the upcoming...
2025-03-3141 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowKelly’s Cooking, Russo’s Flying, Olga's Crying; Fulham: Sit Deep, Arsenal: Score Anyway; Auto Offside Ruining Games Sooner?, Juve Cried, Viola FinedWhat a week to be an Arsenal fan! The Stateside Gooners break down the Arsenal Women’s epic Champions League comeback against Real Madrid, an action-packed international break, and what’s next for both squads.We kick things off with a look at how Arsenal’s senior and academy players fared on international duty, including MLS and Nwaneri scoring on England debuts, Odegaard running the show for Norway, and Thomas Partey somehow still having it, including 2 goals for Ghana.Then, it’s all about Arsenal Women making history—again. After a slow first half, they exploded i...
2025-03-271h 06Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowI Only Got One REM Cycle, We Lost to Madrid but Arsenal Women Gave Me Life, Rice is a ‘Horse’ and We Have QuestionsArsenal Women came out flying against Liverpool, pressing like their lives depended on it and proving that their FA Cup loss was just an anomaly. Kim Little and Frida Maanum bossed the midfield, Caitlin Foord was everywhere, and the Emirates played host to what could have easily been a 5-0 first half. The press suffocated Liverpool, the goals were a mix of hustle, pure artistry, and a couple oopsies. Meanwhile, Katie McCabe had her obligatory yellow moment served with a side dish of shithousery for Smith, but the ref wisely ignored the shenanigans.Meanwhile, Real Madrid just...
2025-03-2441 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowReal Madrid Women Get First English Scalp, Liverpool at The Emirates, and Would You Root for Spurs If It Meant Arsenal Won the League?Arsenal fans, get comfortable because this episode is packed. Eric is back from his COVID-induced absence, and Matt has plenty to say about the state of Arsenal’s men’s and women’s teams. We break down the Premier League title race, why Liverpool’s potential to collapse is giving us hope. There’s optimism in the air, but can Arsenal actually pull it off?On the women’s side, the Arsenal Women’s Champions League campaign took a massive hit with a 2-0 loss to Real Madrid. We dissect the frustrating defensive mistakes, the forced goalkeeping change, and wh...
2025-03-2238 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowLondon Derby Drama, Trossards Touch Troubles, Real Madrid Prep, & St. Totteringham's Day CountdownThis week on Stateside Gooners, Matt takes the mic solo while Eric recovers, delivering an episode packed with Arsenal analysis, rants, and a touch of wrestling appreciation. The Arsenal Women’s team had a dramatic match against Everton, with key players missing, a quadruple substitution shake-up, and a hard-fought 3-1 win that secured second place in the league. With the Champions League clash against Real Madrid looming, concerns over defensive depth, Kim Little’s role, and a high-powered Madrid attack take center stage.For the Arsenal Men, the Chelsea match was a test of patience—and officiating tolera...
2025-03-1847 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowPSV Pronunciations, Left Backs for Days, Containing Everton Women, & Keeping Chelsea Men ColdArsenal’s march toward the business end of the season is heating up, and Stateside Gooners is here to break it all down with a mix of insight, chaos, and a healthy dose of Spurs slander. Eric and Matt debate the merits (or horrors) of penalty shootouts as a decider, discuss whether Arsenal is playing too many left backs at once (hint: uh, yeah), and analyze the potential role of Zinchenko in midfield.With Chelsea struggling for form, is this the perfect time for Arsenal to pounce? The guys preview the weekend’s key Premier League showdown, incl...
2025-03-131h 04Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal Dominates Possession Again But Forgets Goals Are Required or David Raya and the Art of Doing Everything But ScoringIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s frustrating draw with Manchester United, a match where Arsenal dominated possession but forgot that goals actually matter. They discuss David Raya’s heroics, Declan Rice’s all-action performance, and why the Gunners can’t seem to finish games they control.The conversation shifts to Arsenal’s new sporting director, Andrea Berta, and whether his history of shrewd business at Atlético Madrid will finally solve Arsenal’s issues in the transfer market. Speaking of transfers, the hosts debate whether Martinelli should be sold for a hefty sum...
2025-03-111h 20Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal Smash PSV - Seven Goals and Zero RegretsArsenal fans, rejoice! This episode of Stateside Gooners is all about Arsenal’s stunning 7-1 demolition of PSV in the Champions League knockout round. Eric and Matt break down the goals, the tactical shifts, and the absolute joy of watching Arsenal rediscover their ruthless streak.They discuss how Arsenal’s attacking fluidity returned, with Rice, Ødegaard, and Saka leading the charge, and how the academy kids got in on the action. Plus, a hilarious side discussion on why you never see cows and hay in the same field (trust us, it makes sense).The guys also p...
2025-03-0846 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowOur Heroes Are the AFC Women, The 4” Between 1 and 3 Points, PSV O v AFC D, 205 Games & No SilverwareNo Arsenal midweek game? No problem—there’s still plenty to discuss!Eric and Matt start by appreciating the mental break before discussing Arsenal’s frustrating 0-0 draw against Nottingham Forest. The guys break down why the attack struggled, how the set-piece routine feels broken, and why a certain defender’s haircut looks suspiciously like a mushroom.With Martin Ødegaard feeling the weight of responsibility, should Arsenal consider a captaincy change? Eric has some thoughts—and a new leader in mind. Meanwhile, the squad’s ongoing striker problem leaves Matt wondering why Arteta refuses to give the acad...
2025-03-0340 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowSomebody Get That Kid a Sandwich, Squire of the Holy Spirit, Arsenal's Unholy Injury List, Fox's Trophy-Worthy ScreamerOn this Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s upcoming matches, injury woes, and the eternal struggle against low-block defenses. They kick off with an unexpected celebration—shoutout to part-time listener Cletus for getting hitched—and a string of questionable dad jokes before tackling the real concerns: Arsenal’s depleted attack and how they’ll cope against Nottingham Forest midweek.The discussion shifts to tactics, including why Ben White needs to eat a sandwich and how Nottingham’s defensive setup could turn this match into a 90-minute exercise in frustration. Will Arsenal’s Academy kids get a chance t...
2025-02-2541 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show“Arsenal vs The Refs vs Our Sanity” or “More Possession, Less Purpose, Zero Goals” S1 E47Arsenal fans, grab a drink and settle in—this one’s a rollercoaster. The Gunners had a golden opportunity to close the gap in the title race, but instead, we got another frustrating match filled with bad luck, questionable refereeing, and a toothless attack. Eric and Matt break down how Arsenal managed to dominate possession without posing any real threat, why Riccy and Nwaneri struggled, and wonder what the actual plan was with Zinchenko in midfield.We also discuss the relentless bias (or incompetence) of PGMOL after another soft red card derailed any hope of a comeback. Is t...
2025-02-2450 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowGood Ebening. Left Ham Preview, Saka's Scar, & Uncomfortable Champions League Ball TalkIt’s another action-packed episode of Stateside Gooners, where Eric and Matt preview Arsenal’s upcoming clash with West Ham, break down the wild Champions League draw, and uncover some shocking stats that make zero sense. Is Arsenal’s shot conversion rate really the third-best in club history? Do West Ham fans already regret hiring Graham Potter? And is Craig Pawson about to ruin yet another Arsenal match? (Spoiler: Probably.)Eric and Matt also discuss key absences for both teams, why Arsenal might struggle to score from crosses, and which unexpected players need to step u...
2025-02-2145 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowEuropean Football’s ‘Free Market’ vs America’s ‘Salary Cap Socialism’On this special episode of Stateside Gooners, Matt and Eric take on one of the biggest debates in sports: the American sports model vs the European football model. From franchise stability to relegation drama, they break down what makes each system work, what holds them back, and which one creates the most entertaining product.The conversation takes a fun turn with a look at wild franchise moves, like the Dallas Mavericks situation and why American sports owners hold cities hostage for new stadiums. Plus, they dig into whether American leagues are slowly adopting European-style cup competitions.
2025-02-1942 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowMusic to the Ears: Arsenal vs The Vardys ft. Wooly, North London Derby Smackdown w/Russo, #DadJokesThis week on Stateside Gooners, Matt and Eric break down a weekend full of Arsenal drama, victories, and PGMOL controversy… again. Sigh. Arsenal’s men secured a hard-fought win, without a known striker. MotM Nwaneri and substitute Mikel ‘Wooly’ Merino doing the hard work.The guys discuss the absurdity of the £65,000 fine for the Miles Lewis-Skelly red card ‘aftermath,’ compare it to past injustices, and highlight how other clubs get away with worse.Meanwhile, Arsenal Women completely dismantled Spurs in the North London Derby, proving once again why they’re a...
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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowSo You're Telling Me There's a Chance: Hamstrung Roster? Let the Kids Play, The Vardy's, & a NLDHappy Valentine's Day everyone. Sending you our love and some very good vibes.To see commentary and our thoughts on current events between episodes follow us on Bluesky, Threads, Facebook, Instagram, Bleacher Report, Spotify, and LinkedIn.On this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt tackle Arsenal’s growing injury crisis, the team’s tactical dilemmas, and a huge opportunity in the title race. With hamstrings popping left and right, Arsenal is down to just two recognized senior attackers—so should they turn to free agents, lean on academy prospects, or tweak the formation?Eric...
2025-02-141h 10Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowCold Nights, Hot Takes: Cup Ups & Downs, Dubai Days, Stoke Slander, & Ramsey's RevengeThis episode of Stateside Gooners covers a wild week in Arsenal news, from on-the-pitch battles to off-the-pitch frustrations. Matt and Eric kick things off by addressing the latest round of negativity in football, including the ongoing hypocrisy around player celebrations—why do some players get away with antics while others get punished?The conversation shifts to Arsenal Women’s dramatic week, featuring two crucial cup matches. The highs? A 2-0 win in the FA Cup. The lows? A disappointing 2-1 loss just days before in the League Cup semi-final, knocking them out of the competition. The squad rota...
2025-02-1139 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowNo Ruth, No Goals, No Points: Arsenal’s Bogey Team Strikes AgainVAR, Officiating, and the Art of Making Football Less Fun
In Episode 41 of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down a frustrating week for Arsenal, covering the men’s disappointing loss to Newcastle, the latest controversy from PGMOL, and the club’s upcoming warm-weather training in Dubai.
The episode kicks off with reactions to Arsenal’s 2-0 loss at St. James’ Park, where the Gunners struggled against a physical Newcastle side. Despite dominating possession, Arsenal lacked cutting edge in front of goal, and defensive lapses proved costly. Matt and Eric discuss whether Newcastle is becoming Arsenal’...
2025-02-0641 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowMariona Runs the Show, Stina Scores the Winner (Again), as Arsenal Outguns CitySunday was a day for the history books as both Arsenal’s men’s and women’s teams took on Manchester City in high-stakes matchups. In this episode, Eric and Matt break down the Arsenal Women’s incredible 4-3 victory over City, featuring stunning goals, controversial refereeing decisions, and standout performances.
Arsenal came flying out of the gates, with Mariona scoring just 30 seconds into the match, capitalizing on a City mistake. She didn’t stop there—moments later, she won a free kick that led to a powerful header and a quick 2-0 lead. But as we’ve seen before...
2025-02-0530 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal’s Dream Weekend: Stay Humble, Five-Star Arsenal, and the Kids Are AlrightThis week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s dominant win over Manchester City, a match packed with drama, stunning goals, and a sprinkle of extra-time magic. Eric recounts how he almost managed to avoid spoilers before watching the match, only to be blown away by Arsenal’s performance.
The duo analyze the key moments, including Havertz’s selfless assist to Odegaard, Rice’s two-assist masterclass, and a defensive display that left City frustrated. They also discuss Raya’s heroics, MLS’s surprising inclusion in the lineup, and how Arsenal’s pressing game completely stifled Pep’s...
2025-02-0448 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowNot Too Bad: MyGirona, Champions League Madness, and the Rise of Arsenal WomenIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric Weilminster and Matt Davey cover a whirlwind week of Arsenal action. The discussion kicks off with a celebratory look at the Arsenal Women’s 5-0 FA Cup victory over Bristol City, highlighting standout tactics, rapid-fire goals, and the genius of manager Renee Slegers. Matt breaks down their January transfer moves, including key additions Jenna Nighswonger and Chloe Kelly, and the loan departure of Laura Wienroither.
The spotlight then shifts to the chaotic world of the Champions League. Eric recounts his exhilarating experience watching all 18 matches simultaneously, a frenzy of goals, re...
2025-01-311h 17Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowA Weekend of Highs and Lows: Arsenal Women's Fourth Place Blues and Red Cards That Won't Stop the Men (S1E37)In this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt unpack a weekend full of challenges and revelations for Arsenal fans. The conversation kicks off with an in-depth look at Arsenal Women’s narrow loss to Chelsea, where small margins and a controversial penalty shaped the outcome. Renee Slegers’s strategic adjustments and Arsenal’s struggle to capitalize on key moments are explored, highlighting the team’s strengths and missed opportunities.
They shift focus to the women’s league standing, now in fourth place, and the importance of finishing second to avoid the extra Champions League qualification round. They previ...
2025-01-2837 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowChampions League Glow-Up, Arsenal’s Tactical Genius, Big Wins and Bigger Challenges (S1E36)In Episode 36 of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt wander into Arsenal’s world, covering both the men's and women’s teams. This episode kicks off with a debate on the new Champions League format, where financial benefits and fresh matchups clash with fan nostalgia for the old structure. Those against see too many teams, too many games. Those for the new format enjoy the volume of games and unique, fresh matchups each week. Eric makes a strong case for why the money flowing in justifies the expanded format.
The discussion transitions to Kai Havertz’s remarkable improvement this s...
2025-01-241h 09Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowA Tale of Two Teams: Men's Points Villianized, Arsenal Women Enjoy A Palace Visit, Zagreb Up NextIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric Weilminster and Matt Davey, with support from Natalie, our inside woman in the UK, take a hard look at Arsenal’s recent performances, starting with the frustrating 2-2 draw against Aston Villa. Despite taking an early lead, the Gunners' defense crumbled, allowing Villa to claw back and secure a point. Eric and Matt analyze Mikel Arteta’s cautious tactics, debating whether a more aggressive approach could have prevented the draw. They also discuss the need for Arsenal to sign a reliable goalscorer in the January transfer window, as the team's inability to finish...
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Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowCharm City Cheers: Breaking Down North London Derby DominanceArsenal takes the bragging rights once again! In this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s hard-fought 2-1 win over Spurs in the North London Derby. From Trossard’s slick finish to Big Gabby’s set-piece dominance (and a little help from Solanke’s head), we unpack all the game’s decisive moments. And yes, credit where it’s due—Rice’s delivery? Nice.
The conversation doesn’t shy away from the numbers, exploring Arsenal’s XG advantage, missed chances, and the ongoing struggles to finish quality opportunities. Raya’s recent form sparks a lively debate, while...
2025-01-171h 04Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowNavigating Arsenal's Challenges: North London Derby, Transfer Rumors, Penalty Woes, and, Champions League DreamsIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt use their club sanctioned dark arts kits to tackle the highs and lows of Arsenal's recent performances, with a special focus on the North London Derby. They review tactical nuances of the game, discussing the team’s fluctuating form and what it means for their future.
The duo takes a look into the club’s transfer market activities, debating potential ins and outs that could bolster the squad.
The episode doesn’t shy away from controversy, highlighting key moments such as Saliba's clash with Hjoland and the co...
2025-01-141h 13Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBlock Party at the Emirates: Will Arsenal Bounce Back or Slip Again? Shooting Blanks, Bouncing Balls, & Bold PredictionsThis week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt tackle Arsenal’s latest matches with all the passion, frustration, and humor you'd expect from two die-hard Gooners. From the highs of smashing Brentford to the lows of slipping up against Newcastle, they break down what’s clicking, what’s crumbling, and why Arsenal just can’t seem to pull ahead in the league. Expect plenty of laughs, some choice words, and a whole segment dedicated to footballs—because, yes, they have opinions on those too.
With sharp insights and candid takes, they dissect Arsenal’s defensive blocks, missed opportunitie...
2025-01-1029 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowSnowed In, Fired Up: Arsenal's Game Day Blueprint for Newcastle, Coaches Who Count, Plan A to E, The Case Against Michael OliverIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt brave the snowy weather to bring you a sizzling breakdown of Arsenal's tactical prep for their Carabao Cup semi-final against Newcastle. With Bruno Guimaraes sidelined, they explore how Newcastle’s midfield might falter and why this could tip the scales in Arsenal’s favor.
The check in on what makes Arsenal’s coaching staff a cut above the rest, highlighting the pivotal roles of Albert Stuivenberg, Carlos Cuesta, and Nikolas Jover in supporting Mikel Arteta. They discuss how this collaborative approach contrasts sharply with Pep Guardiola's seemingly more isolat...
2025-01-0741 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBrighton Blues: When Opportunity Knocks and Arsenal SnoozesIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt dissect Arsenal’s frustrating 1-1 draw with Brighton.
From questionable lineup decisions to disjointed pressing and inconsistent refereeing, the Gooners had a tough day on the pitch. We question Arteta’s team selection, the lack of cohesion or a clear strategy to win in the second half, and how Brighton created AND capitalized on Arsenal's mistakes.
Could prioritizing cups over the league be Arteta’s new plan for success this year? Tune in to hear our thoughts, Eric’s rants, and a look ahead to Arsenal’s packed s...
2025-01-061h 10Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBlood, Memes, and Brentford Dreams: Arsenal’s Calendar Year Glory, Saka’s Fall and Nwaneri’s RiseHappy New Year, Gooners! 🌟
Arsenal begins 2025 on a high note, and so do we. In this episode, we tackle optimism (both in life and football), breaking down the Brentford game and its chaotic mix of slippery pitches, second balls, and tactical brilliance. Gabriel Jesus delivered again, but how do we cope without Saka? Ethan Nwaneri’s impressive showing sparks a heated debate: Should Arsenal stick with youth or dip into the transfer market?
We also examine Arsenal's calendar-year dominance—more points and goal differential than anyone else in England’s top flig...
2025-01-031h 00Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowClean Sheets: The Art of Winning Ugly and Arsenal’s Ipswich Grind, Slegers’ Case, Lewis-Skelly’s Rise, and Brentford PreviewIn Episode 28 of Stateside Gooners, we reflect on Arsenal’s gritty 1-0 win over Ipswich, highlighting clean sheets, possession dominance, and a Kai Havertz goal reminiscent of training ground magic. We discuss Arteta’s growth in managing minutes and the rising brilliance of Miles Lewis-Skelly, whose stats speak louder than words.
The Arsenal Women also take center stage as we explore why Rene Sleegers’ exceptional run as interim manager deserves permanent status—10 wins, zero losses, and a Champions League group victory speak for themselves.
Looking ahead, we preview the Brentford game and their clever tactical shifts u...
2024-12-3137 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowSeasons Greetings: Arsenal Squads Double 3-2 wins, Twin Wins Against Palace, Jesus Gets His Due, and Lots More That is Funny & TragicWelcome to Stateside Gooners Holiday Edition!!
Whether you honor Christmas, Hanukkah, Solstice, or another seasonal celebration, we're all glad to support Arsenal Football Club together as one community.
In this episode, Matt, Eric, and surprise guest Natalie (our inside woman in the UK) cover our men's and women's dual 3-2 simultaneous wins against Crystal Palace in the Carabao Cup and Bayern Munich in the UEFA Champions League. We've already covered the venue change for the women so that their game could start concurrently with the rest of the games...
2024-12-271h 04Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowFrom XG to OMG! Crosses, Cutbacks, and Confidence: A Tale of Two Arsenal Teams and One Creative ProblemThis week on Stateside Gooners, we tackle the tangled mess that is Arsenal’s creativity crisis. How did a match against Everton—featuring more sideways passes than an overthinking chess game—turn into yet another chapter of “Low Block Blues”? We break down Arteta’s rigid system, the lost art of the cutback ball, and why Arsenal’s crosses feel more hopeful than precise. Spoiler: It’s not a numbers game; it’s a quality game.
On the brighter side, we celebrate the Arsenal Women, who overcame frozen pitches in Sweden, quick turnarounds, and a lack of sleep to grab thre...
2024-12-1741 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowCorner FC? Think Again, We’re Miles Ahead: Saka’s Streak, Russo’s Brace, Slegers’ Winning Formula... Oh yeah, Everton?This week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt discuss Arsenal’s 3-0 victory over Monaco in the Champions League. The win featured a brilliant performance from Bukayo Saka, who contributed two goals and an assist, continuing his incredible streak of goal involvements in five consecutive UCL games. They also highlight the standout display from young Miles Lewis-Skelly, whose skill and composure are turning heads, and discuss Arteta’s smart lineup choices, including the dynamic “washing machine” midfield rotation.
The duo also covers Arsenal Women’s 3-1 victory over Valerenga, focusing on Russo’s impressive brace and Frida Maanum’s ico...
2024-12-1341 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowFrustration at Fulham: Missed Chances, Saka’s Duel, and Odegaard’s MilestoneIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down a frustrating weekend for Arsenal fans, starting with the men’s 1-1 draw against Fulham. Despite dominating possession and boasting an expected goals tally of 2.0 to Fulham’s 0.1, the Gunners struggled to find the back of the net, thanks in part to Fulham’s effective mid-block strategy. Saka’s duel with Robinson provided some sparks, and Odegaard reached a major milestone, captaining his 100th game for Arsenal.
The women’s team, meanwhile, showed the Gunners how it’s done with a commanding 4-0 win over Aston Villa, featu...
2024-12-1041 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowCheeky Corners, Clean Sheets, a Red Devils Roast, and a Spurs ZingerThis week on Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt talk about Arsenal’s 2-0 win over Manchester United at the Emirates—a game packed with standout moments. Timber scored his first goal as a Gunner, Saliba’s “cheeky” second sealed the deal, and Arteta’s side took control with 13 corners to United’s zero. Zinchenko’s smart yellow card and Raya’s big save were also key in a win built on smart set-piece strategy.
The Gooners also look ahead to Fulham—“Arsenal Lite”—and what to expect from familiar faces like Leno, Iwobi, and Smith-Rowe. Can the Gunners keep up the consis...
2024-12-0638 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBubbles Burst: Arsenal’s 5-Star Show, Gabby’s Punchline, Spurs Banter, Manure Incoming, Silly Season Kicks Off, and Three Quick ThingsBubbles were burst, jokes were made, and the Gunners gave West Ham a footballing lesson in this week’s episode of Stateside Gooners. Eric and Matt relive Arsenal’s emphatic 5-2 win, where Saka delivered a masterclass with a goal and two assists, and Gabby once again proved why he’s unstoppable in the air (and tough enough to take a punch). They’ll also break down those two pesky goals conceded and what’s missing from Arsenal’s defense this season.
Looking ahead, the guys size up Manchester United’s new 3-4-3 formation, with insights on how Arsenal...
2024-12-0346 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowRuthless in Europe: Five Goals, Five Scorers, Saliba’s 100th, Odegaard’s Magic, Gabby’s Celebration, and a Classic Spurs JokeArsenal fans, this episode of Stateside Gooners is packed with everything you love about the beautiful game and our beloved Gunners! Eric and Matt cover Arsenal’s electrifying 5-1 win over Sporting in the Champions League, a match that showcased the team’s ruthless efficiency with five goals from five different scorers. They celebrate Saliba’s 100th appearance in an Arsenal shirt, analyze Odegaard’s extraordinary influence on the team’s fluidity, and unpack Gabby’s goal celebration that had fans and pundits buzzing.
But it’s not all match analysis—there’s also plenty of humor to...
2024-11-3043 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowFinding the Forest Through the Worldies: Odegaard Orchestrates, Saka Stuns, and Arsenal’s Revival on an Optimistic Road from the Emirates to EuropeIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal’s dominant victory over Nottingham Forest, featuring stellar performances from Saka, Odegaard, and the record-breaking Ethan Nwaneri.
The duo dives into Arteta’s tactical adjustments, including a surprising rotation strategy, and explores the midfield interplay that brought back Arsenal’s fluidity.
Plus, a look ahead to the upcoming clash with Sporting, insights on title-race optimism, and a few choice spud jokes to keep the mood lively.
Whether you're here for the analysis or the...
2024-11-2631 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal Women Dominate, Men Battle Forest, While Spuds Waste Cash and Kane Gets PigeonedIn this saucy episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt celebrate the Arsenal Women’s dazzling form under interim coach Renee Slegers. After a stunning North London Derby win and sharp tactical improvements, the squad looks revitalized and unstoppable. Meanwhile, the men prepare for their clash against Nottingham Forest, and the lads break down the lineup dilemmas, injury updates, and the threat Forest poses to Arsenal’s plans to climb the table.
Of course, it wouldn’t be Stateside Gooners without some Spuds banter! Tottenham hits new heights of hilarity with their £500k “blink-and-you’ll-miss-it” logo tweak, proving once...
2024-11-2231 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal Women's Derby Delight, ESR’s Fresh Start, & Three Quick ThingsIn this episode of Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC Show, Eric and Matt explore the Arsenal Women’s stunning resurgence under interim coach Renee Slegers. From their triumphant North London Derby win to tactical shifts bringing ruthlessness and clarity, the duo unpacks how this change is revitalizing the squad. They also tackle the burning question of Emile Smith Rowe’s departure, reflecting on his newfound success at Fulham, and dive into the chaotic world of refereeing controversies with the PGMOL. This episode is a must-listen for Gooners craving analysis, humor, and a fair share of Tottenham banter.
Ranking Pote...
2024-11-1726 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowHigh Stakes & Holy Spirits: Arsenal’s Path Through Chelsea & ForestIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, Eric and Matt break down Arsenal's gritty performance in a draw against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, covering everything from defensive grit to missed opportunities. They analyze the tactical shifts, VAR calls, and standout players that defined this game.
Then turn to a preview of Arsenal’s clash with a reinvigorated Nottingham Forest led by Nuno Espirito Santo—“Squire of the Holy Spirit.” With Forest’s surprising defensive form under Nuno, they explore player matchups, lineup predictions, and Arsenal's key strategies to secure points on the road.
Wrapping up with Three Quick...
2024-11-1242 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowMilan Memories, Chelsea Challenge, Rosicky Reminders and Campos ContingencyIn this episode, we recap a difficult night in Milan, reflecting on Arsenal's tough loss against Inter and the path to recover.
The squad heads to Chelsea on Sunday looking to avoid a “Cold” reception at Stamford Bridge.
This episode dives into Arsenal’s ups and downs and what they must overcome to regain momentum.
Three Quick Things cover Matt enquires about Chelsea’s sponsor-less kits, Eric shares why Tomas Rosicky remains his most beloved Gunner, and we explore how Luis Campos, with his storied experience in Ligue 1, could bring a fresh approach as Arsenal...
2024-11-0848 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBlanks & Breakdowns: Arsenal Fizzles at St. James, Edu Jumps Ship, and Inter LoomsAfter a disappointing loss to Newcastle, Arsenal’s path seems anything but certain. With Edu departing his Sporting Director role and Inter Milan on the horizon, the Gunners are at a pivotal moment.
In this episode of Stateside Gooners, we analyze tactical gaps exposed at St. James' — but it’s the upcoming showdown with Inter, Serie A’s reigning champions, that has our full attention.
Can Arsenal rise to the challenge against a potent Italian offense in front of a hostile Milan crowd?
Plus, the Arsenal Women’s squad finds itself in a bittersweet d...
2024-11-0555 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBattle of the Invincibles & Cup Glory Over Preston. Next Stop: Geordie TerritoryIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we celebrate a decisive 3-0 victory over Preston North End, reviving memories of two historic "Invincibles" seasons. We dive into the details of how Arsenal held firm on the pitch to keep their Carabao Cup campaign alive.
Then, the Gunners gear up for a journey to St. James’ Park, where Newcastle’s squad stands ready to defend their fortress, including their potential continued use of the ‘dark arts.’ With squad rotations, and some key players returning from injury, we debate Arsenal’s best approach to handling the Toon Army.
2024-11-0126 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowReds in the Rearview & Cup Calls Ahead: Arsenal's Next MovesIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we dissect the gut-punch of a draw against Liverpool. Arsenal went ahead not once but twice, only to let it slip eight minutes from time. Was it Liverpool’s prowess or just a weakened Arsenal lineup? We break it down.
Plus, who exactly is Preston North End? If you’re scratching your head, don’t worry—we’ve got the essentials to prep you for the Carabao Cup clash.
We’re also sharing two Arsenal origin stories, cracking a classic #SpudsJoke (you’ll love it), and leaving you with three quick th...
2024-10-3044 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBum Luck: The Art of Winning Ugly & Weekend Lineup Questions (Shakhtar & Liverpool)🎙️ Welcome to Episode 12 of Stateside Gooners!In this 'thrilling' episode, join Matt and Eric as they dissect the dramatic bounce that saw the ball ricochet off the post and — wait for it — the rear end of Shakhtar's hapless goalkeeper. A true tale of luck, or just a happy accident? We’ll let you decide! But don’t worry, we’ll recap all the other stuff too, and some of it’s not half bad!With Arsenal’s latest win in the bag, we’re basking in the glow of three points, even if the performance left us feeling a bit...
2024-10-2427 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBournemouth Frustration & Tears, Arsenal Women, Shaktar Donetsk PreviewIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we recap Arsenal’s ... well, whatever that was at the Vitality Stadium with AFC Bournemouth. We probably have a little something to say about VAR, and maybe even 'friend of the show' and serial in-game texter, Howard Webb.
It's high time we acknowledge the women's club after their 2-nil victory against West Ham.
We preview the upcoming Champions League bout with Shaktar Donetsk.
As always, we cover "3 Quick Things," and this week, we introduce another new correspondent, our university teammate (and my brother) Rick!
2024-10-2233 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowArsenal Women, Eidevall Out, Bournemouth PreviewIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we come to terms with Jonas Eidevall’s exit—what happened, and how does the team move on? We recap the Women's Champions League clash against Valerenga and wonder who's coming back from the injury list for the men’s team. With Bournemouth hosting Arsenal this weekend, we preview the match and throw out some bold predictions.
In Three Quick Things, we question Sir Alex Ferguson's "sacking," ask if Kai Havertz can break a club record next week, and celebrate the Women's 4-1 goal fest.
Tell your friends, share the lo...
2024-10-1948 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowTactics, Arsenal Women vs Jonas Eidevall, & 3QTsWelcome to Episode 9 of Stateside Gooners.
In this episode:
Matt and I take a historical view on Mikel Arteta's tactical evolution from chaos to unpredictability to control. I re-watched last seasons 5-0 victory against Chelsea and compare what we saw then to what we see now.
Everton Women's Football Club and FC Bayern München Frauen and Chelsea Ladies Football Club.
Everton, and Bayern, and Chelsea. Oh my! The Arsenal Women Football Club have been swept up in a tornado of poor performances of late. We take a look at the most recent loss against Chelsea in fron...
2024-10-1630 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowWe're Making the October Interlull Interesting AgainOn this episode of Stateside Gooners we tackle the recent struggles of the Arsenal Women's team and consider the effects these results could have on the coaching staff.
Bukayo Saka has 7 goals in 7 Premier League games! Can he break Thierry Henry's season assist record of 20?
Who have been Arsenal's best performers so far and who has room to improve? It's early days in the season, we give our thoughts.
Three Quick Things: The Minister of Dark Arts, Spursy things, and legal shithousery from 115.
Enjoy this show, we had so much fun...
2024-10-1131 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowPSG Review & Southampton Review (with Natalie Quilter)In this episode we review our Champions League tilt at the Emirates Stadium with Paris Saint Germain where Kai Havertz scored a brave header. Then we introduce our British Correspondent, Natalie Quilter, who was at the Emirates for the Southampton game and contributed music, chants, cheers, and of course her thoughts and punditry on our 3-1 victory over the Saints. As always, Matt 'Scooter' Davey and Eric 'Sweets' Weilminster also cover Three Quick Things. Enjoy!
2024-10-1051 minStateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowBolton, Leicester, PSG & SouthamptonIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we recap Arsenal’s recent matches against Bolton Wanderers and Leicester City.
We preview the upcoming Champions League clash with PSG and discuss Aaron Ramsdale's return to the Emirates with Southampton.
Plus, we dive into the latest from Arsenal Women's FC and highlight several Academy players. As always, we cover "3 Quick Things," and this week, we introduce our new English correspondent, Natalie!
2024-10-011h 01Stateside Gooners: An Arsenal FC ShowRecap Man City & AtalantaIn this episode of Stateside Gooners, we recap Arsenal's clash at the Etihad against *115 (Manchester City) and our Champions League fixture in Bergamo against Atalanta.
We also review our strong defensive performances so far this season, conceding just one goal in 11 vs. 11 situations.
Looking ahead, we preview the upcoming Carabao Cup match against Bolton and a weekend showdown with Leicester City.
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