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Dinner for DessertEP121 - Yacht Rock SeasonErik comes bearing gifts, while Pomp reminds us to always check your back pocket.2025-05-041h 54Dinner for DessertEP118 - Professional ShusherAlways get the duck. Never get the chicken.2025-01-261h 21Dinner for DessertEP117 - Villain FaceErik and Pomp prevent an alien invasion. You're welcome, planet Earth.2024-12-271h 21Dinner for DessertEP116 - Longjohn Hoodie SeasonTreat yourself a round of Sicilian stuffing... and cranberry sauce.2024-12-011h 44Dinner for DessertEP115 - The Breakfast JointWe're starting a band called 'The Grover Clevelands'. We're going to open and headline every show.2024-11-101h 30Dinner for DessertEP114 - Pickup PeopleTurns out, Abel Magwitch was the benefactor. #stalespoiler2024-11-021h 18Dinner for DessertEP113 - CatmanThis episode was far from purrfect, but some parts were hissterical. I'm really milking these cat puns.2024-10-251h 11Dinner for DessertEP112 - Cheese TouchFriends listen to endless love in the dark.2024-10-181h 16Dinner for DessertEP111 - Silk PantriesSometimes when you're a man, you drink pumpkin beer with a cinnamon sugar rim. Other times, you sing along to Nickleback in the shower.2024-10-081h 07Dinner for DessertEP110 - Coffee for AntsTell Me Where You Are, Josh!2024-09-301h 18Dinner for DessertEP109 - Blue Cheese SommelierThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.2024-09-211h 14Dinner for DessertEP108 - DadroidSometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to rearrange. Sometimes you just get a feeling, like you need some kind of change.2024-09-151h 15Dinner for DessertEP107 - PrumpkernickelThe best part of summer is fall. Also, this episode is way longer than it is.2024-09-082h 03Dinner for DessertEP106 - Mozzarella FingersIn a world of Duanes, be a Buffy.2024-08-301h 45Dinner for DessertEP105 - 2nd Best GiggleAs far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a pickleballer.2024-08-211h 10Dinner for DessertEP104 - Owens/Pomp 2024This episode was made with dolphin safe tuna.2024-08-151h 26Dinner for DessertEP103 - ShoesErik and Pomp debut "DFD Trivia".2024-08-021h 22Dinner for DessertEP102 - Obi Wan CannoliLeave the light saber, take the cannoli.2024-07-291h 16Dinner for DessertEP101 - Ron CalmsPomp and Erik are gonna buy an underperforming cricket team then document their turnaround for a Hulu docuseries.2024-07-211h 22Dinner for DessertEP100 - Peter ButtahDon’t wear white after Arbor Day.2024-07-121h 17Dinner for DessertEP99 - Cologne Shark AttackCome my lady, come come my lady, you're my hucklebearer, sugar baby.2024-06-281h 36Dinner for DessertEP98 - Horizontal and... the other oneGetting Instagram Reels daily from a friend essentially means that you're in their MySpace Top 8.2024-06-191h 32Dinner for DessertEP97 - Albert DentayThe first 100 listeners to this episode will be rewarded with a block of USA’s finest government cheese. You’re welcome.2024-06-021h 34Dinner for DessertEP96 - Cincinnati is for loversThe saying "cool your pits" needs to make a comeback.2024-05-281h 30Dinner for DessertEP95 - Wally GogglesLike my mom used to say to me as a kid, “how can I possibly miss you if you won’t go away?”. Anyways, we’re back and we missed you jerks.2024-05-011h 48Dinner for DessertEP94 - Body BrokersIf someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES.2024-03-091h 25Dinner for DessertEP93 - Stovetops for XmasThere's reason to believe that Erik is on the Epstein list. This is awkward.2024-01-061h 30Dinner for DessertEP92 - Karaoke in the PhilippinesPublic Service Announcement: If you sub out the tuna in your poke bowl with grilled chicken, you a) are a monster and b) are now just eating a grilled chicken salad.2023-12-231h 43Dinner for DessertEP91 - Tee Shirt HoodiesIf you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "man, I wish there was a podcast episode that talks about Cybertrucks, serial killers, Santa Fe Gorditas, and George Lopez", then this episode is for you!2023-12-021h 37Dinner for DessertEP90 - Uncle Erik's GravyThanksgiving is the best holiday of the year... unless you count Phil Collins Appreciation Day. Alternate names for this episode were 'Geogra-fist' and 'Albuquerque Uppercut'. We're thankful for all of you.2023-11-231h 19Dinner for DessertEP89 - Wake Up and WasabiWith Erik taking a mental health day, Pomp and Jones tackle the major issues facing our great nation. Just kidding, they talk about candy corn.2023-10-311h 23Dinner for DessertEP88 - Freddy Krieger’s French FriesThe guys invent the greatest dating app ever. You can even say that it’s… to die for. Go Steagles!2023-10-071h 10Dinner for DessertEP87 - PosthumouslyIf you ever thought to yourself, “I think I want to cut my pajama pants into shorts”, then immediately thought to yourself “oooo I can call them pajorts!”, and then, after some time away to reflect, you thought, “ya know, shorjamas works too”, then this episode is for you.2023-09-211h 05Dinner for DessertEP86 - Life MulligansThe guys discuss the shows Inside Man (Netflix), Loudermilk (Amazon Prime) and Lighthouse Horror (YouTube). They also plot to take over the music world with their new cover band, Creedelback. Remember kids, the best French fries are onion rings.2023-08-281h 22Dinner for DessertDeep Dive - The Money PitThe guys discuss the 1986 comedy The Money Pit, starring Tom Hanks and Shelley Long. This film follows a young couple as they struggle to repair a hopelessly dilapidated house. This description is devoid of humor, just like this movie.2023-08-1821 minDinner for DessertDeep Dive - Rambo: First Blood Part IIThe guys discuss the 1985 action classic Rambo: First Blood Part II. Starring and co-written by Sylvester Stallone, this film was a major blockbuster (despite mixed reviews), and its impact on the action genre can still be felt today. Enjoy!2023-08-1533 minDinner for DessertEP85 - SyphilinoThe guys are back in the studio to tackle life’s biggest questions. Just kidding. They talk about banana Runts, Jello and Kenny Rogers Roasters.2023-08-101h 11Dinner for DessertEP84 - Actor/Stunt Performer Rachel McDermottThe guys crash actor and stunt performer Rachel McDermott's house to discuss her journey in show business, from modeling to commercials to being in blockbusters like the Mandalorian and Extraction 2. Pomp also spilled a beer on her floor and is probably never going to be invited back. This one's a goodie - enjoy!2023-08-031h 49Dinner for DessertEP83 - Filmmaker Sam HargraveThe guys hang with filmmaker Sam Hargrave and discuss his latest film Extraction 2, now streaming on Netflix. Pomp and Erik also pitch Sam some of the greatest movie ideas of all time. Oh, and Erik is now going to play henchman 12 in Extraction 3. Listen now, or Chris Hemsworth is going to come to your house and give you a wedgie.2023-07-251h 56Dinner for DessertDeep Dive - HeavyweightsThe guys discuss the 1995 comedy Heavyweights. Written by Judd Apatow (an odd choice for a Disney film) and Steven Brill, Heavyweights was a box office disappointment, but has picked up steam over the years, and is on its way to cult classic status. Starring: Ben Stiller, Aaron Schwartz, Tom McGowan, Shaun Weiss, Kenan Thompson, Paul Feig and Leah Lail.2023-07-1942 minDinner for DessertEP82 - Erik is innocentThe guys discuss the Long Island Serial Killer and debate the catchiest songs of all time.2023-07-181h 18Dinner for DessertDeep Dive - The Monster SquadOn their first ever "Deep Dive", the guys discuss the 1987 comedy-horror film, The Monster Squad. This movie bombed at the box office, competing with heavy hitters like The Lost Boys and Robocop, but went on to become a generation-defining cult classic. Enjoy!2023-07-1236 minDinner for DessertEP81 - All of a suddenThe guys discuss grammar pet peeves, solve the sriracha shortage, and review Tom Segura's new Netflix special, "Sledgehammer". It's a great episode, for all intents and purposes.2023-07-081h 12Dinner for DessertEP80 - Backyard ShowOn their first ever live backyard show, the guys review Hulu’s new show Reginald the Vampire, as well as the new dystopian mystery show Silo on AppleTV+. They also debate the best SNL cast members of all time, discuss the Sriracha shortage and partake in some good ol’ fashioned shenanigans. Big shout out to Brian from Jones Beach Brewing and Ted from Beer and Co. for fueling our show with delicious beverages. And most importantly, thank you to our friend Sean for hosting us!2023-07-011h 28Dinner for DessertEP79 - Pomp's Family TreeIt’s like a regular family tree, but with Indian spices. Also, watch Extraction 2 on Netflix.2023-06-231h 28Dinner for DessertEP78 - Soundboard JonesErik and Pomp hold down the fort while Jones is out gallivanting. Also, Tom Collins was Phil Collins’s great uncle.2023-06-161h 25Dinner for DessertEP77 - Bionic Elbow GreaseErik fell into a sinkhole and the sky is on fire. How's your day going?2023-06-071h 30Dinner for DessertEP76 - Its a FlugelhornThis episode is sponsored by the North American Ketchup Association.2023-05-301h 22Dinner for DessertEP75 - Pink 2: Still Pinkin'Alternate show titles considered tonight were "Whoopilish", "Australian Sambuca", "Torpedo Tuesdays", and "The song Black Sabbath by the band Black Sabbath off the album Black Sabbath". Oh, and "Pink 2: Still Oinking".2023-05-231h 32Dinner for DessertEP74 - Breakfast ShmeakfastThere are two types of people in this world - #1. those who need closure.2023-05-131h 13Dinner for DessertEP73 - Is Pepsi Okay?Our good friend Jeremy Velveeta thinks you should take your Kraft powdered cheese cocaine and shove up your Mello Yello.2023-05-071h 13Dinner for DessertEP72 - Erik Shakes The Family TreeIts like a regular episode, but with Indian spices.2023-04-291h 56Dinner for DessertEP71 - Smoking TurkeysAlternate episode titles included: Destrucity, Scamtron and Chicken Little Flea Flicker.2022-11-201h 19Dinner for DessertEP70 - The Cream Soda StateAlternate episode names for today included: Flickertail’s Rescue Rangers, The Amstel Light of people, Viral on Tik Tak, Rount Mushmore and BBQ Nelson.2022-10-091h 13Dinner for DessertEP69 - Frig NewtonNow that we're cornering the rap game, be on the lookout for our debut album titled 'Rest in Podcasts: Frigz Newton Pro Max'. Rippity Dippity.2022-10-021h 12Dinner for DessertEP68 - I'm gonna say you whatI'm gonna say you what, if you can't do a floof, then do a Die Hard. If you can't do a Die Hard, then just do a murder. And if you can't do a murder, then do a Top Gun.2022-09-251h 09Dinner for DessertEP67 - Getting Crazy With The Cheez WhizThings are gonna change I can feel it.2022-08-251h 45Dinner for DessertEP66 - Steven C. CaveThe only thing that happened in the last 13 months is that Erik changed his name to Veal Daddy. Everything else is exactly the same.2022-08-161h 33Dinner for DessertEP65 - Rusty StreetsThis episode went off the rails. Like wayyyyy off the rails. But for only $9.99/month, you can hear a version where it doesn't go off the rails.2021-07-031h 13Dinner for DessertEP64 - Check Your OilYou'll have plenty of time to check the oil in your van down by the river.... when you're living in a van down by the river.2021-06-191h 07Dinner for DessertEP63 - Connoisseurs of CultureCall it naivete. Call it youthful innocence. Whatever you call it, don't call it late for dinner.... for dessert.2021-06-121h 38Dinner for DessertEP62 - A Boogie Woogie Bugle BoyAs an avid sailing enthusiast, Erik strongly recommends that you always watch your port side, but also your starburst side, otherwise you might hit a dingy...2021-06-061h 16Dinner for DessertEP61 - Willie Jack NeesonsLike my old man used to say: when you fall off the horse, just quit. you're probably not cut out for riding horses. Maybe get into computers instead.2021-05-292h 19Dinner for DessertEP60 - Crazy from the RainErik is deph. Pomp buttdialed Erik then got stuck in an elevator. Jonesy is a Nu Metal legend. Unicycles have one wheel.2020-03-071h 43Dinner for DessertEP59 - Search NinjasI'm going to be honest with you. I forgot what we talked about on this episode. We appreciate you. Hit it.2020-02-291h 39
Dinner for DessertSPECIAL - Jones and Friends Part 2Jones goes to the movies. This time Mike Jones shares his adventures at the local Cinema and speaks ignorantly about the Oscars.2020-02-1130 minDinner for DessertSPECIAL - Jones and Friends Part 1In this premiere of his 1 part miniseries, Jones sings badly and wishes someone would bring back music.2020-01-3116 minDinner for DessertEP58 - Donna Martin GraduatesShow me that smile again. Don't waste another minute on your cryin'. We're nowhere near the end. The best is ready to begin. As long as we got each other. We got the world spinnin right in our hands. Baby, rain or shine, all the time. We got each other, sharin' the laughter and love.2020-01-251h 02Dinner for DessertEP57 - 3 Dudes Scrap MetalPomp has a falling out with a longtime listener, leading him to do some serious soul searching. Post-soul search, we regret to report that no soul was found. We appreciate you.2020-01-181h 40Dinner for DessertEP56 - The TomfoolerersA Skutch is someone who intentially behaves in an irritating or annoying manner. It comes from the Italian word 'Scocciare', which means 'to bother or annoy'. See, we teach you guys stuff from time to time. Remember, spring smells like purple. We appreciate you.2020-01-111h 42Dinner for DessertEP55 - Allison Arnone and Panama DonnieI'll sum up this episode in three words: Allison Arnone came on the show and we all got the sleepover giggles. That it. We appreciate you.2020-01-042h 11Dinner for DessertEP54 - Mt. WilliamWe could have named this episode 'New Year's 2020', or 'Christmas 2019 Recap', but we didn't. Nope. We named it Mt. William, which is the longform of 'Hillbilly'. Relevant? No. Funny? Moderately. But alas, it's the name of this episode. See you punks in the Raging 20's. We appreciate you.2019-12-281h 45Dinner for DessertEP53 - Xavier TopfloorXavier Topfloor says "Good Job 100%", and that's the only validation we need. Thank you, internet bot, for making Dinner for Dessert a great place to live, work and visit. We appreciate you.2019-12-211h 45Dinner for DessertEP52 - Jonestown ManhattanSometime between Jesus's death and the theatrical release of Back to the Future, some bad stuff happened. But some good stuff happened too. And also some so so stuff happened. The point is, there should be a show called Bathroom Nightmares, where a celebrity plumber goes around teaching crappy plumbers how to plumb better. Obviously, the host of the show will be Academy Award winner Christopher Plummer. We appreciate you.2019-12-141h 46Dinner for DessertEP51 - Mullets and Vocal FryIn 8th grade, Pomp almost died in a flirt fight. Mr. Rogers was probably a serial killer. Watch 'The Movies That Made Us' on Netflix. We appreciate you.2019-12-111h 31Dinner for DessertEP50 - Giving ThanksThomas De Mahy was an aristocrat who was sentenced to be hanged during the French Revolution. When he read his death warrant, he remarked, "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."
De Mahy's response to his death sentence pretty much sums up how our dear friend Jon Schulman approached his terminal cancer diagnosis. Brave as hell, but still a wiseass who doesn't take anything too seriously.
We dedicate this episode to Jon, who we lost on 11/16 after a long, tough battle. He was one of the great ones, and we miss him every day. In the spirit of...2019-11-281h 41Dinner for DessertEP49 - Breakfast for DessertJonesy is a fancypants on a cruise, so Erik and Pomp have to pick up the slack.2019-11-111h 26Dinner for DessertEP48 - Meek JoonzOn this episode of the prodcast (not a typo), Erik comes in like a lion and out like a lamb.2019-11-031h 19Dinner for DessertEP47 - Crime For DessertJonesy adds a production piece that's the audio equivalent of hot cocoa after shoveling snow.2019-10-271h 22Dinner for DessertEP46 - TK the ArchitectHad a phenomenal time hanging out with rapper, producer, and overall awesome human TK the Architect. Before you even listen to this episode, go check out his songs ‘Still’, ‘Wait Up Slow Down’ and ‘Patience’. We tried to get him to change his name to TK the Archduke, but failed. We also invented pork belly hot pockets. Nathan’s fries are still trash. Erik and Pomp are opening a restaurant called Nate’s, where the hot dogs are delicious but the fries don’t suck. We appreciate you.2019-10-191h 35Dinner for DessertEP45 - White Castle Fries Only Come in One SizeFrench fries. Pumpkin beer. Going to the movies alone. The guys tackle the most controversial issues of our time with a profound respect for opposing views and a level of wisdom so desperately needed in these divisive times.2019-10-121h 29Dinner for DessertEP44 - Push the Beds TogetherWe could've named this episode 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation'... or even 'Fall 2019 Season Premiere'... but instead we decided to name it after the single best piece of advice ever: When you got two twin beds, and you don't have a roommate, push the beds together.2019-10-051h 39Dinner for DessertEP43 - Walking BadWe were going to name this episode 'modulator demodulator', but we didn't. Why? Who knows. We don't really think things through. Happy 4th of July to all our neighbors in the north and west. Karaokeville forever.2019-07-041h 19Dinner for DessertEP42 - Professor CharlieWith Jonesy on vacation, Erik and Pomp hang with Professor Charlie aka The Velvet Voice. Pomp and Erik are terrible at trivia.2019-05-281h 24Dinner for DessertEP41 - The Narragansett ManifestationThe guys welcome great friend and long time listener, Mike Arnone. Side note: we almost named this episode .00000001, but instead opted for "The Narragansett Manifestation", which we're 300% okay with. Also, Erik is the muscle and Pomp is the hustle.2019-05-111h 23Dinner for DessertEP40 - Jack Werewolf TractorsWe ended up naming this episode ‘Jack Werewolf Tractors’, but we were very close to naming it ‘Jonesy is to die for’, ‘Jonesy is my knight in shining workboots’ or ‘Erik retires Pomp’s Opinions’.2019-05-041h 32Dinner for DessertEP39 - SluberdegullionAfter a week off, the guys regroup for an epic episode that covers everything from marshmallow peeps to shuttlecocks. Happy Sinner Saturday everyone!2019-04-201h 40Dinner for DessertEP38 - Erik is a SnackWith Mike Jones away on business, Pomp and Erik discuss the most important and controversial topics of the day. Okay I just lied to you, this episode contains literally no topics of substance.2019-04-061h 10Dinner for DessertEP37 - Meatloaf JonesThe guys play trivia with special guest Rich Dorney. Also, Jones would do literally anything for love. But he won't do that. Oh no. He won't do that.2019-03-301h 08Dinner for DessertEP36 - Death Dresses for SummerThe guys add voicemail questions to the "Ask Us Anything" segment and remind you to never "Get Burger". Huge thanks to Jordy from Timecop1983 for letting us play his amazing song "River of Darkness" on the air. We appreciate you.2019-03-231h 21Dinner for DessertEP35 - The Good Guy TrinityThe guys answer a ton of great questions (and some, uh, not so great ones) from their listeners. They also pay homage to the good guys. Also, mama cooked the breakfast with no hog. The train goes right there. We appreciate you.2019-03-161h 28Dinner for DessertEP34 - The Sleepover GigglesThe guys discuss the best sodas (or colas... or pops) and best candy. They also answer a bunch of questions from their listeners. Also, Fuel is the most influential band of our generation and ginger ale is a lifestyle not a drink.2019-03-081h 35Dinner for DessertEP33 - These DreamsAfter their Podcast-Union-mandated vacation, the guys return to answer questions from their listeners, make some recommendations, and catch up on the latest news stories.2019-03-021h 22Dinner for DessertEP32 - Punchbuggy JonesMike Jones said that if you want to see the description of the episode, you have to follow us on Instagram @dinnerfordessert.2019-02-181h 05Dinner for DessertEP31 - The Three MouthkateersAfter a few weeks in quarantine, the guys reunite and introduce a new segment called ASK US ANYTHING.2019-02-091h 03Dinner for DessertEP30 - Cole's LawIn another episode recorded under quarantine, the guys ponder life's greatest paradoxes, review True Detective Season 3, recommend some great TV and music and play trivia.2019-02-071h 05Dinner for DessertEP29.5 - Hazmat StudiosWith the entire podcast studio under quarantine, the guys record their first ever half-episode remotely. DFD will return to its regularly scheduled programming as soon as the CDC gives us the all clear.2019-02-0338 minDinner for DessertEP27 - PompianismWith Erik back to full health, the guys catch up on current events, play some trivia, and plan an intergalactic odyssey.2019-01-121h 10Dinner for DessertEP26 - Quentin QuarantinoWhat if 297 years of history never really happened? What if you could text message your friends just by using your brain? What if you could genetically engineer the perfect baby? What if Erik has the Plague? On this episode, the guys discuss all of this… and more. Enjoy the show, and don’t forget to stop, collaborate and listen.2019-01-061h 26Dinner for DessertEP25 - The 2018 New Year's ExtravaganzaThe guys recap 2018, prepare for 2019, and discuss Erik's new mantra: today you, tomorrow me.2018-12-291h 12