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Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M
When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort & she left him all her inheritance.In thie Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede atHigh School Debate Tournament"...
2025-06-28
1h 32
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A "Knock-Knock Joke" Stampede; Chatbot Marraige Proposal; Grandma Leaves Her Male Escort $1M
When does a "knock-knock" joke cause a stampede? When you have someone stupid barge onto a stage in a school tournament with a backpack. When does a marraige proposal get stupid? When a man with a girlfriend & kids asks his A.I. Chatbot to marry him. When does the reading of a will get stupid? When the family finds out their grandma had a male escort & she left him all her inheritance.In thie Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] JERK of a Guy's "Knock Knock" Joke Causes 1,000-Person Stampede atHigh School Debate Tournament"...
2025-06-28
1h 32
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!
If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.In This Midweek BONUS Episode...A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 TimesA 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested...
2025-06-25
1h 12
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
World's Best Farter-In Court? Rubber Bullet To The Groin! A "Lolita's Line" School Bus!
If you have to face the judge, it's best to find a wardrobe that does not present you as the "World's Best Farter". ICE protests got one guy a rubber bullet to his manhood & he wound up in the hospital with some deflated balls. Some Canadian school children got to be in "Lolita's Line" as they boarded a school bus driven by a man in a pink school girl uniform with white stockings and platform shoes.In This Midweek BONUS Episode...A 72-y/o FL Man Has Called 911 on His Neighbors...647 TimesA 64-y/o FL Woman Arrested...
2025-06-25
1h 12
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men
Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of...
2025-06-21
1h 41
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Selfie In The Slammer; PA Can "FIll Your Hole; Ozempic Delivers BIG Results In Men
Some people will go to new levels of stupidity to get that perfect selfie. Even if it means getting locked in a jail cell...by accident. A town in PA has found a catchy way for people to remember how to get their holes filled. Men have found a side effect from a diet drug that does not make their manhood thinner. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" found a real "bonus" for your anus if you love chocolate buttholes.In this Weekend Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Singer Protested ICE with Spanish Rendition of...
2025-06-21
1h 41
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space
If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon FestivalCoComelon...
2025-06-18
1h 14
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Cicada Craziness; "Fine Water" Tasting; & An 80ft. Phallus Seen From Space
If you thought water was tasteless, think again. Apparently rich people have better taste in ways you've never expected. I know those crazy cicadas are big, but I didn't think they were big enough to cause a car crash. But if we're talking "big" nothing's bigger than what Google Maps caught from space that was carved into a baseball field.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...So Now We're Supposed to Attend "Grandma Showers" Too?Rich People Are Ditching Fine Wine to Waste Money on "Fine Water"Couple Who Met Playing Pokemon GO Get Married At Pokemon FestivalCoComelon...
2025-06-18
1h 14
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom
You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.In This Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & QuietBelgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the DutchA Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty DishesArchaeologists Unearth Ancient...
2025-06-14
1h 39
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stealing Wind, Stolen Bathroom Vanity--On A BIKE; & A 200-y/o Condom
You may have heard of "breaking wind", but stealing it? The Belgians have found themselves in a little "Dutch"... If you're remodeling your home in Memphis, TN you'd better secure your bathroom. Some bold theives rode off with a vanity on their BIKES. A Dutch museum is educating patrons on 17th century sex with a display of a condom made from a sheep's appendix.In This Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] $2,500: The Average American Would Pay for Some Peace & QuietBelgians Accused of 'Stealing Wind' From the DutchA Woman Strangled Her Roommate Over Dirty DishesArchaeologists Unearth Ancient...
2025-06-14
1h 39
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho
David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home DepotTikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos...
2025-06-11
1h 08
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Dancing Naked At 35,000 ft.; Ed The Zebra On The Loose; & Truck Nuts Ban In Idaho
David danced naked before the Lord in the Old Testament in the Bible, but I don't think the Britih Airways crew member was getting religious in the World Club cabin toilet. It's pretty common to see a traffic jam on I-24 in Central TN but not caused by a zebra on the loose running down the interstate. If you're planning on driving to or through the state of Idaho, you'd better cover your nuts...and your breasts...In this Midweek BONUS Episode...A Man Posed as a Tool Rep to Shoplift from Home DepotTikTok Trend: Putting Jalapenos...
2025-06-11
1h 08
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses
Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back...
2025-06-07
1h 54
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Bear On The Stove; A Titillating Teams Call; & Fart-Infected Sinuses
Imaging hearing a crash at 5am in your house & you are expecting to find a burglar. Instead, you see is a bear on your stove & a hole in your ceiling. It was a reality for a Kentucky homeowner. Imagine having a Teams meeting with your co-workers working from home when one stands up without realizing he's not wearing pants--OR underwear. And imagine suffering with a sinus infection for 7 years...caused by your ex-boyfriend, who farted in your face. Well, you don't have to image any of this because it really happened. And my Insane FL Nephew "Pancho Guero" is back...
2025-06-07
1h 54
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking
If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly MotherPeople Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling CompaniesAirline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough...
2025-06-04
1h 14
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stick A Fork in Mama; Fat Miss Piggy On A Plane; & Water-Based Cooking
If you've had enough of your mother, just stick a fork in her. One woman tried...and failed. A bratty little pipsquek called a woman a "fat Miss Piggy" and got his head shoved into the window of an airline. The fat "Miss Piggy" got an FBI investigation. If you want to reverse aging, just start emplementing "water-based cooking"...a.k.a. "boiling".In thie Midweek BONUS Episode...A Woman Threatened to "Fork" Her Elderly MotherPeople Are Debating Whether You "Introduce Yourself" When Calling CompaniesAirline Invoices $1300 to Former Flight Attendant Who Quit Because She Wasn't Making Enough...
2025-06-04
1h 14
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score
If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.In this Episode...A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...& Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the DishwasherWoman Can't Flush Toilet...
2025-05-31
1h 19
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A $640 "Rump" Watch; a Lowe's "Love Shack"; & The Final P00P Score
If you ordered a fancy $640 Trump watch, you would expect it to have been made with spellcheck. A shopping trip to a Lowe's hardware store resulted in a discovery inside a storage shed that was not expected...which included a naked man & Vasoline. A beloved score bug seen on TV for years when 2 rival baseball teams played is being put to rest in a solumn salute.In this Episode...A Guy Steals His Roommate's Cake...Has an Allergic Reaction...& Accuses the Roommate of "Poisoning Him"Brilliant or Stupid? Wash Your Crocs in the DishwasherWoman Can't Flush Toilet...
2025-05-31
1h 19
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A Boob Cake For a 3-y/o; A Gum-Chewing Naked Intruder; & Exploding Birds
How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police & the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!
2025-05-24
1h 40
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
A Boob Cake For a 3-y/o; A Gum-Chewing Naked Intruder; & Exploding Birds
How do you wean a 3-y/o from breast feeding? Let 'em eat cake! But does it have to be a "Boob Cake"? It's a big enough shock to come home to find a naked man in your bed & your house ransacked, but then you find a softball-size wad of gum that he left on your dining room table. It's not the "Plop-plop, fizz-fizz" that's blowing up birds in CA, but it does have police & the public stumped. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, is back thanks to a "workaround" with another podcast platform to get him connected this week!
2025-05-24
1h 40
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Bare Nekkid Stupidity; 70,000 Dum-Dums; & "Nacho" Leggings Assault
The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In ChurchA Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on AmazonMan Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run...
2025-05-21
1h 10
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Bare Nekkid Stupidity; 70,000 Dum-Dums; & "Nacho" Leggings Assault
The best stupidity is naked stupidty & it's not just limited to airports. A Kentucky 7-y/o loves suckers but it was his mom who was the real sucker. If there's going to be an assault with food, it's probably going to happen in FL. And now, nachos have been declared a weapon between two lesbians who got into a fight over food.In this week's Midweek Bonus Episode...PA Man Caught Peeing In the Holy Water Font In ChurchA Kid in KY "Accidentally" Orders 70,000 Dum-Dums Lollipops on AmazonMan Sits Naked in St. Louis Airport Tries to Run...
2025-05-21
1h 10
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Homeowner Moves In With Squatters; Chainsaw-Wielding Clown; & A Meth-Smoking Coon
If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH & there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.This week we are Pancho-less because of...
2025-05-17
33 min
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Homeowner Moves In With Squatters; Chainsaw-Wielding Clown; & A Meth-Smoking Coon
If you can't beat 'em--JOIN 'EM. A homeowner who was stunted by state law in evicting squatters in a home he's was trying to sell through a realtor, just moved in with them. The he PAID them to LEAVE. This is not a Steven King movie...it's for real...a neighborhood was shaken when police came in & arrested a CLOWN wielding a CHAINSAW. The Police were shaken when they stopped a woman in OH & there--on the passenger's seat--was a COON with a METH PIPE in its mouth trying to SMOKE it.This week we are Pancho-less because of...
2025-05-17
33 min
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens"
This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".In this Midweek BONUS Episode...0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same JuryA Beaver Breaks Wind with PurposeOnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's...
2025-05-14
1h 09
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Florida's Toilet Seat Cut; British Beaver Farts; And A Pants-less FL Man Named "Charles Dickens"
This is Florida's way of dropping bread crumbs so you remember how to get somewhere, except it's not bread crumbs--it's toilet seats. A UK Beaver Officer explains the importance of beaver farts. Meet a man walking around without pants in Florida who told police he goes by the name of "Charles Dickens".In this Midweek BONUS Episode...0.000001% Chance: A Husband and Wife Were Picked for the Same JuryA Beaver Breaks Wind with PurposeOnlyFans Star Bonnie Blue Turned Down $50K Offer for a Jar of Her Farts'Birthday Suit Bandit': Naked FL Man Caught Trying to Break Into Woman's...
2025-05-14
1h 09
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; & The Raging Car Pooper
If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen AlcatrazMan Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty StandardsBabysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her & Insult...
2025-05-10
1h 41
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
The Lop-Sided "Crooked Man"; Parents' Stupid Daycare Requests; & The Raging Car Pooper
If you are only half-interested in working out, just work out half of your body. Then you'll look like the famous "Trap Man". Parents are the worst nightmare for daycare workers and teachers. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has proof. Road ragers have upped their game from just yelling at you or cutting you off, to pooping on your hood.In this Episode...[A Piece of My Mind] Trump Wants To Reopen AlcatrazMan Works Out Just One Side of His Body To Defy Beauty StandardsBabysitter Reveals 'Inappropriate' Shirt That Made Family Refuse to Pay Her & Insult...
2025-05-10
1h 41
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom"
You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan CheeseA Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled ReleaseFL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's WifeYour Walmart Is Locking Up...MeatFL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive...
2025-05-07
1h 12
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Walmart Locks Up Your Meat; Woodpecker With High-T; & A.I. "Wisdom"
You know it's bad when you have to have your meat locked up at Walmart. A Florida neighborhood has a high testosterone problem...with a woodpecker. If you have some stupid B.S. to share, then give it to Google Gemini & you'll sound like Socrates!In this Midweek BONUS Episode...The Latest Protein Hack: Snacking on a Wedge of Parmesan CheeseA Man Got Caught Breaking Out of Jail, 48 Hours Before His Scheduled ReleaseFL Woman Impersonates ICE Agent to 'Arrest' Her Ex-Boyfriend's WifeYour Walmart Is Locking Up...MeatFL Teen Accused of Attempted Murder After Putting Bleach in Adoptive...
2025-05-07
1h 12
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, & The Sperm Race Winner
I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".In this Episode...STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone CallA Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen CarPassengers...
2025-05-03
1h 56
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Stupid Sanders Prank, A Rat Salad, & The Sperm Race Winner
I love a good prank as much as anyone, but the moron who pulled the NFL Draft prank on Shedeur Sanders was a bona-fide low-life. Who ever made the salad for one lady in a restaurant forgot to ask her if she wanted to upcharge the order with some fresh rodent! To highlight male fertility, the first-ever Sperm Race was held & won by who else? A guy named, "Milker".In this Episode...STUPID PRANK: Son of Falcons Coordinator Ulbrich Admits to Sanders NFL Draft Faux Phone CallA Man Discovered He Accidentally Bought Back His Own Stolen CarPassengers...
2025-05-03
1h 56
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; & A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee"
Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo'And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins(Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs...
2025-04-30
1h 21
Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World
Pope Francis, Club "Bouncer"; Beer Cave Potty; & A Pizzaria's "Bitching Fee"
Did you know the former Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church was a club bouncer in his native Argentina? A woman who really had to "go", went in a beer cave at a PA convenience store despite the bathroom being located right next door. If you don't like something at this pizza shop, you're gonna get billed for bitchin' about it.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...UPDATE: Toco the Human Collie Who Lives in $16K Dog Suit May Be Forced to Close His Human 'Zoo'And Now, There's a Shortage of...Cousins(Hell Hath No Fury)....Woman Runs...
2025-04-30
1h 21