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Thnks Fr Th Lrcs
West Coast Smoker
Welcome back to a podcast that is definitely only about Fall Out Boy lyrics and not remotely about anything other than that topic. Definitely not drugs. We never talk about drugs when discussing Fall Out Boy. Other non-drug talking points: Is Erin’s horse a dog? Should you put your genitals in sugar water? James names Erin’s next dog. Plus, fun lead facts, and we hold Tracy hostage! For more information about the Scavengers Network Indie Podcast Showcase, go to https://snipshowcase.com/ Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2021-05-21
00 min
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Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
Wish you didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't, you don't want to miss this one. Who's Pete Rose? Come, let James lead you to the answer. Hear Erin's flawless lyric delivery and stick around to the end for a special post-social media Tracy song surprise. We really pack a lot of good stuff in this one. Theme Music: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2021-03-06
00 min
Can't Hardly Wait Minute
Minute 96: The Pop Tart Stalker Has Struck Again
In this episode, Erin likes the way one of the characters reacts to some smooches but doesn’t like how the other character reacts to the smooches, which could definitely be more LivTyleresque. We consider how some of the cast might not be all that pleasant in real life and also do some casting of a different movie with characters from this one! James does a flawless impression. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-02-08
00 min
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Minute 95: James and Erin Minute Movies: Let's Suffer Together
We gaze longingly into the future of next week’s minutes, and into the alternate future where certain things were removed from this movie so that we could have the podcast end on a Friday. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-02-05
18 min
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Minute 93: Head Canons Galore
Amanda does some detective work. James and Erin feel old. James crafts some extremely good head canons that are 100% absolutely correct and legit. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-02-03
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Minute 91: Wait, When Does This Movie Take Place?
We are still at the Epilogue Diner, and Mike is still a jerk. We realize that there is a glaring question we have never once thought to ask, in all our years of loving this movie. Erin’s brain leaks out her ears at the end of this episode. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-02-01
00 min
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Minute 88: Hero's Trial By Fire
The conversation between Preston and Denise continues. Turns out there's cursing in this movie. And Preston uses a term incorrectly. But is that by design? Also, James says he doesn't feel like doing something and then he IMMEDIATELY does that thing. Oh, James. When will you learn? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-01-27
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Minute 81: Kenny Fisher, Guidance Counselor
We meet some cops—three of them—and then write a beer commercial. James tells us about minced oaths. This minute contains a towel that is the source of great confusion and frustration for Erin, and has been since her first viewing of this movie. Then we plan out Kenny’s future. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-01-18
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Minute 76: Horcruxes are a Pre-existing Condition
In today's minute, William mixes idioms, Mike apologizes, James is eating paper, and Erin and James debate who would find therapy more benficial: Voldemort or Draco Malfoy. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-01-11
00 min
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Minute 75: The King of Beer of Kings
James digs up some wild trivia on beer. We discuss proper yearbook signing techniques. A new song plays, one which will be indelibly linked in our minds to Ethan Embry. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2021-01-08
00 min
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Fame < Infamy
We're back! Erin has a functioning computer, but because of the untimely demise of her previous one and the fact that she hadn't backed it up after we recorded this episode the first time, this is a re-record (and a damn good one, if we do say so ourselves). Tracy manifests some accents, Erin gets the name of the song wrong and also doesn't know the difference between Twitch and Twitter, and James is the glue holding the episode together, so everyone should head over to Twitter and thank him for that. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-12-26
00 min
Newsies Minute
End Credits Livestream
Hey! Well....um...haha here's the recording of the livestream that we did to cover the last couple seconds of the movie and the end credits. There are so many topics covered. Who wrote the lyrics? What of ceiling fans? Is there any fanfiction that Erin (who claims she didn't write it) could read on the air, what did we get each other for Christmas, an FMK, and like 3 announcements of things that are either well-established or even over by now. So....yeah! We had a great time on this show. Don't stop telling your Newsies loving friends about it...
2020-12-18
00 min
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Minute 68: Drop a Table Factory on Him
In this episode, we have the resolution of Mike's "generous offer" for Amanda. James has a hypothetical for Erin and Erin has an FMK for James! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-12-02
00 min
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Minute 67: James & Spader(in) Cover James Spader
This episode is one where the events of it stretch over two days, so we talk about the lead up to this. How a hug is not the same as a kiss with tongue and so forth. All of which leads up to tomorrow's episode and then Thursday and Friday's aftermath. Also discussed in this episode: Black Lab and David Spade. Mostly discussed in this episode: James Spader Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-12-01
00 min
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Minute 65: Do You Have A Dozen Literate Kids?
Today James tells us a little bit about the history of the Delta Iota Kappa (DIK) fraternity, which apparently exists, as well as the phrase “a dime a dozen”. Erin discovers a new voice she can do. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-27
00 min
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Minute 60: Tan Guys
This episode is where Wild Bill Rock n Roll finishes his performance and is handsomely rewarded. Also, the X-Philes pass the time with space travel and Erin and James discuss Klingons and Schitt's Creek! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-20
00 min
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Minute 58: Wild Bill Rock n Roll!!!!!!!!
The band finishes breaking up and one partygoer takes the initiative to salvage the musi--William decides it's time for Karaoke. Also in this episode James and Erin agree with Axl Rose and that feels weird. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-18
00 min
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Minute 57: Time Check
In this episode, The Angel's chariot awaits, Preston is ready to take a chance again, and someone in the band takes the fall. (That sounds like the description of an episode that you'd read in like a TV Guide). Then James and Erin discuss the simple-sounding, but very complicated, question of "What time is it?" Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-17
00 min
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The (After) Life of the Party
Talking points: Does Pete get his lyrics from a “Wizard Of Oz”-themed magnetic poetry set? Sheets, and Sheetz. Erin scares herself with a mirror. French orgasms. Threesomes. TW: Mention of suicide (because Fall Out Boy) Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-11-14
00 min
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Minute 55: Baiogsy Malone (Is That Anything?)
Talking points: The golden age of Disney, Scott Baio and everything he’s been in. That’s it, that’s the episode. James tells Erin about Scott Baio and then we do social media. But we do it all, like, super delightfully. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-13
00 min
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Minute 52: Fang Ten
What is the difference between a stripper and an exotic dancer? Is hummus exotic? Preston continues to suck, just, so much, and the Angel continues to be a delight. James sends Erin into a glass case of emotion. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-11-10
00 min
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Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?
This episode has so much going for it and some of that even includes a discussion of the song. Tracy rolls out some Wisconsin-centric novelty music, Erin reveals a possible future creative endeavor, and James teaches us about walking the plank. Theme music: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2020-11-07
00 min
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Hum Hallelujah
On this, the best song on the album, the gang talks about teen terminal disease romances, chapels, viagra, and what Pete Wentz is the king of. All that and James making a complete fool of himself with the lyrics that his brain WANTS there to be! Theme music: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2020-10-17
00 min
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I'm Like a Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)
How can I compare thee to a lawyer? Let me count the ways. James and Tracy take their last chance to dissect some lyrics while Erin is away. Theme Music: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2020-10-10
00 min
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Minute 29: Pay Up, Losers!
A very surprising character turn leads James and Erin down the path of a certain actress's career. It has highs and lows and ends with a lesson about a military tool that just might surprise you! Plus how do you tell the difference between boredom and a sense of alienation! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-10-08
00 min
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Minute 28: You Know...The Plan?
Mike needs to talk to his friend, but his friend is making other plans to do a little reflecting. In this episode, Erin and James do part 2 of Dog Chat!, also we determine which character would be the least of a chore to be friends with! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-10-07
00 min
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This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
This ain’t a normal lyric, it’s James’s most-anticipated lyric! Tracy drops spaghetti on the floor, Fall Out Boy manages to get the attention of Justin L. after his breakup with Christine P., and the word “goddamn” is either incendiary or packs a punch, depending on how sweet and innocent a boy James is—I mean, uh, how sweet and innocent the listener is. Also, Tracy does social media on this episode, so you know you want to listen, because Tracy does the best social media. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-10-03
00 min
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Minute 21: The Movie's Not On Netflix Anymore
In this minute, Amanda’s “friends” discuss who is hotter, her or Gwyneth, and are very proud of themselves for coming up with the perfect adjective to describe Mike. James and Erin discuss awkward times they’ve watched movies that show nudity. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-28
00 min
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Minute 16: K.I.D.S. Incorporated Facts, or, James's Amazing App Idea (Invest Now!)
This episode GOES places. We talk about 3 new characters, how this movie solves the "Long Duk Dong Problem", how long it was cool to refer to the Internet as "The Net"?, which was the most watched season of the X-Files?, which two actors in this movie are featured in the K.I.D.S. Incorporated video linked below?, plus James lays out an app idea that is going to take the world by storm once he finds someone that can, you know, write apps... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78zkVeAR48 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed...
2020-09-21
00 min
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Minute 15: Meet the Band
Today we meet the as-yet-unnamed band, who are playing their first show at this party and are experiencing mixed degrees of professionalism about it. Due to the casting of the lead singer, we do go off on a bit of a tangent about the movie Road Trip. Also, Erin proves that her knowledge of All Things Jessica Simpson is more extensive than James realized. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-18
00 min
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Minute 14: Go Hot Dogs!
Erin started editing this 17-minute episode at 9 am, and is just now finishing at 2:30 pm, because she foolishly thought maybe she could accomplish the editing while also helping 6- and 7-year-olds with virtual school. As a result, she doesn’t remember what was actually discussed in most of this episode, and in fact she’s pretty sure James specifically said “There’s the episode title” at one point and she just doesn’t remember what it was, but doesn’t have time to register for it, so let’s just pretend that never happened. Don’t worry, Erin learned her lesson about attem...
2020-09-17
00 min
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Minute 12: The Barry Manilow Minute, Part 1
Today’s episode opens with the words “pleasure chest” and we aren’t sorry. (Well. Maybe a little sorry.) The rest of the episode is mostly about music, as Erin steals some of James’s research thunder as we discuss Barry Manilow and James attempts to research a non-Manilow song that doesn’t appear to exist outside of this movie. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-15
00 min
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Minute 11: The Fragrance of Love
Remember Starter jackets? Erin sure does, and she spends a good 5+ minutes making James talk about them even though they really have nothing to do with minute 11. Or the rest of the movie. Other talking points: If You See Jordan, Sharknado, time travel, and the fragrance of loooooove. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-14
00 min
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Minute 6: Can We Talk About Pop Tarts Again, Real Quick?
In this episode we talk about two main topics. Sports and Pop Tarts. James does a deep dive into the number 24 and also reveals one of his most/least loved movie storytelling techniques. Erin tried two flavors of Pop Tart and picked a favorite. Also, in the movie, who doesn't finish a Pop Tart?? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-07
00 min
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Minute 4: The Most James and Erin Minute
Today we learn about Tassel Guy, Walking on the Sun, and how differently James's and Erin's brains work when it comes to music. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-09-03
00 min
Can't Hardly Wait Minute
Minute 0 (Intro): We'll Think of a Better Sign Off, We Promise
Hey, everyone, and welcome to the latest in the Movies by the Minute with Erin and James podcast series: Can't Hardly Wait. We both love this movie, and we are SO. FREAKING. EXCITED. for this podcast. We hope you are too! Dx8Xh3CO0RdxegrzDWq9 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
2020-08-27
00 min
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A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"
In this episode about the third and final single from FUCT, we pick a relatively short line from the song (it happens to be Erin's favorite) and then try to pick apart what it does and does not imply. Listen in fascination as James KEEPS taking swings at it. (This is James typing) But by the end, it is an EXCELLENT analysis of an EXCELLENT song. Theme Song: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2020-08-22
00 min
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I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Say sYou Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
Patrick says this was the song he'd have cut from the album if he had to cut one, but we think that would be a travesty. It's dark, it's gritty, it's gorgeous, and as track 6, it slows the album down for a minute before the pace picks up again with 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen). Stick around for the social media section at the end, where Tracy and Erin just absolutely lose it. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-07-19
00 min
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Sugar, We're Going Down
James, Erin, and Tracy are watching you from the closet. Hang on. That's creepy, right? They discuss this and more in this cool little episode you're looking at. Theme Music: "You Can't Fail" by Density & Time
2020-07-04
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 90: Crossroads: The Victor Ho Story
In the last pre-credits minute, we get a bit of a post-performance epilogue that calls back to the beginning of the movie. James and Erin have different memories about what kind of terrain it takes place on and the credits begin to roll which brings us to the person you've all been waiting to see. Everyone's favorite Unit Production Manager: Victor Ho!!!!! Next week we're going to have two slightly longer episodes. One will be about the credits performance of "Overprotected" and the outtakes interspersed among it. The other will be about the Deleted Scenes, some of which answer a...
2020-05-15
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 89: Bob Saget: Not Britney Spears
It's....haha....it's a short episode today as Britney/Lucy finishes up the concert video/audition. So Erin and James talk about whether either of them have seen Britney Spears in concert. And also other concerts/shows they've seen. Theme Music: "Crunky" by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-05-14
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 82: Everyone’s Favorite Science Magazine
Mimi reads a magazine, and James tells us all about it—it’s got a band on the cover that *isn’t* N*SYNC! Erin gets confused about which hot guy whose name start with “Ty” was in the “Toxic” video, and we try to track down an article from the magazine that Erin decides she really wants to read. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-05-05
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 81: Men Are Disappointed In Lucy
Pop continues to be the worst. James and Erin have some questions about Lucy’s involvement in this audition. Ben is a little bit dim. We realize that throughout this movie, the male characters have just been really unhappy with Lucy and her choices. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-05-04
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 80: Crossroads: Parents Suck (Serious Week: Day 5 (The Last Day))
CW: Brief discussion of losing a baby (but nothing close to in-depth. More of a talk about using that event as a plot device) In this episode, James asks Erin a question about the plot of the movie and it leads to a very good, though long, discussion. We also come to something of a conclusion about what one of the messages of the movie is!
2020-05-01
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 77: The XY Files (Serious Week: Day 2)
CW: This episode begins a discussion about a sexual assault. It's not mentioned specifically in the movie but we discuss it. Welcome to Day 2 of The Serious Week. Things get worse as we met Dylan's "sick friend" and Kit notices what Dylan is drinking. Erin uses some information she got from our good friend Daniel and we talk about how much cleaner this "Damning evidence" could have been. Theme music: "Crunky" by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-04-28
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 74: But…Where ARE They?
Kit and Mimi are not where James initially thought they should be. Ben and Lucy are in a place that Erin contends they should not be but James says is mostly fine. (Curious and don’t mind being sliiiiightly spoiled for tomorrow’s minute’s beginning? Skip ahead to 2:31 in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgD43dL_o4E) Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-04-23
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 70: Car Tunes
This episode is largely about female rock stars of the mid 90's. What rocker did James think was SO badass in like 95 or 96? How did Erin acquire Jagged Little Pill? Who won the 1997 Grammy for Best Female Rock Vocal Performance and how many Tracys did she beat? Also a little bit about Hollywood (but there will be more next week!!)
2020-04-17
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 69 (nice): Do NOT Play This Episode For Your Mom/Mother/Mama
Warning: The first part of this episode is....explicit LOL. Let's just say we celebrated the occasion in Classic James and Erin fashion. By being 12 year olds. Also: a very chaste discussion about calling parents by multiple names
2020-04-16
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 68: Songs That Already Exist
Not a lot happens in this episode. There's some singing. And some pre-smooching. And that's pretty much it. But, of course, Erin and James are able to find SOMETHING to talk about. We spend most of the episode brainstorming for other occurrences of a particular kind of musical performance in a movie.
2020-04-15
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 66: Notebook Killer
This episode, we start with a Locketwatch, move into NEWS ABOUT A CROSSROADS SEQUEL (Don't get your hopes up.), and then talk about the surprise Ben made Lucy. What could it be? Does he have the power to create whole buildings out of nothing? Also, the best line delivery since "Hey, what's up?" Visit the Scavengers Net Patreon (patreon.com/thescavengersnetwork) for a clip we took out of the show where we did an Erin and James Write a movie! This month, March, and February, all ScavNet Patreon content is free! But you can sign up for $2 a month to...
2020-04-13
00 min
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Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)
We're bringing you this episode as gracefully as we can and hopefully with less destruction than a sinking ship. James, Erin, and Tracy discuss how differently music changes their moods and we are reminded than Erin gives no f***s. Theme music: "You Can't Fail" by Density and Time
2020-04-11
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 65: A Mistake?
CW for discussion of unplanned pregnancy and the tough decisions that result from that, including abortion and choice. We break down the possible paths that took Lucy’s mom to motherhood. Erin’s been making one assumption for almost 20 years, but James brings up a very good second option that actually makes more sense, and makes Lucy’s mom a more sympathetic character. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-04-10
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Homesick at Space Camp
The fifth track on "Take This To Your Grave" is a reference to the movie "Space Camp", which James watched and briefly tells Erin and Tracy about in this episode. We recall the days of AOL Instant Messenger away messages (which was middle school for Tracy, and...somewhat after middle school for Erin and James #milleniolds), and Erin does a Google so Tracy doesn't have to dig out all her FOB liner notes. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-04-04
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 53: Boobs: The Feet of Your Chest
Ben explains why he’s so upset. (It’s because woman are always eating his sandwiches.) (It’s not.) Erin shares a story of a time when she could empathize with Ben’s plight. James shares a story of a time when he couldn’t because Ben’s plight isn’t really much of a plight. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-03-25
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 51: Man! I Feel Like a Woman
The girls sing Shania Twain. That’s it, that’s the minute. (James tells us about the song they sing, we learn a little bit about some Lifetime Movie-style Shania scandal, and then James offers a live lookup of whether or not Altoids are a Pepsi product.) Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-03-23
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 41: TimeCar In Your Pocket
James tells Erin about a song that got into legal trouble for being…too similar to a toy called “Cajun In Your Pocket” (view a clip of said toy here: https://youtu.be/yEjwe2aPOwA). James and Erin plan a time-travel road trip. We meet a new character, who is a…dancer? Question mark? Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-03-09
00 min
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Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gonna Give It My Best Shot)
Fall Out Boy titles sure are weird, huh? We wrap up FOB’s Evening Out With Your Girlfriend and talk teen romcoms, New Found Glory, and nostalgia-that-isn’t. It’s one of those episode where we say we don’t have anything else…and then keep talking for 20 minutes. So, you know, a Classic James And Erin Podcast Episode! Next week is the Scavengers Scramble, where many Scavengers Networks hosts swap shows for a week so you won’t hear James and Erin on THIS show next week, but you WILL hear us on OTHER shows, and our guest hosts for this sho...
2020-02-22
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 31: Thank You, Cell Phones
Erin is sucking on a cough drop throughout this episode, sorry if it’s annoying but it’s less annoying than listening to her cough. Neither of us really knew much about cars at the top of this episode, but James fixed that problem for us. He’s a regular Marisa Tomei, our James. We marvel over the fact that 1973 was 30 years prior to this movie, and almost FIFTY years prior to now; also, that there was ever a time without cell phones. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-02-17
00 min
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Short, Fast and Loud
Good God, we wish we were tall. Well, no, that's not strictly right. James IS tall, and Erin is perfectly happy at her current height of 5'6"...which, incidentally, is the same height as Pete Wentz and slightly taller than Patrick Stump. THEY wish they were tall. According to this song, anyway. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-02-08
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 24: Road Trip Math!
Lucy does some VERY quick mental math. Erin takes a little bit longer, uses multiple post-it notes, and lists more than one website to reach ultimately the same conclusion as Lucy does—they can’t afford this road trip. And what do you do when you’re on a trip you can’t afford? You get a hotel room, of course! Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-02-06
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Thnks Fr Th Lrcs
Pretty in Punk
In this episode, we revisit 80's movie references and alienate some members of this era of Fall Out Boy, but don't worry: Joe comes out unscathed. All this as we attempt to discuss the line: "The only girl who ever gave me the time was the one who only wanted five minutes of mine. Knocking boots in the back, How degrading is that? I declined" Which I (James) tried to recite from memory in the episode, got wrong, and then congratulated myself and was congratulated by Erin for getting right. Supportive cohosts, amirite? Anyways enjoy!
2020-01-18
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 10: The Scrawny Personality of a Very Dusty Boy
In this episode, we discuss Kit's awful friends and why maybe what they're saying to her about Dylan isn't SO messed up (but it still is), then we mostly discuss one of the best scenes in the whole movie. Justin Long with his surprising abs, Britney Spears wasn't told to be awkward, and clouds and clouds of talcum powder fill the air. Also, a "James and Erin discuss movies by the minute" first: underwear description!
2020-01-17
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 4: Toes Do Look Like Fries?
James WILDLY mishears the final line of the minute. We get a lot of very heavy-handed exposition crammed into a short scene, Dan Aykroyd is Dan Aykroyd, and Erin loves Justin Long. Theme Music: “Crunky” by Freedom Trail Studio
2020-01-09
00 min
Thnks Fr Th Lrcs
Honorable Mention
Welcome to Thnks Fr Th Lrcs! In this first episode, James and Erin discuss the Demo Album, Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend, and the lineup of the band before and during the making of this album. Then we get into our first track, Honorable Mention, discussing the lyric, "I said I hate you but I'd never change a thing./I can be your John Cusack" which naturally leads into a discussion about John Cusack and a MAJOR error James has been making about Erin. Theme Music: “You Can’t Fail” by Density & Time
2020-01-04
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Minute 0: Britney Spears Made a Movie?!
We prepare you for this new show by doing a number of things: First, a transitional note from James that will not surprise anyone who listened to Newsies Minute. But James trills his "three" words and that MIGHT surprise you. James implies that 1982 is the sequel to 1981. Then, a preview of 2020 and what we're excited about (Spoiler: The Year of Women). Finally a bit of our background on the movie, with a timeline contextualization of Britney (the album), Crossroads, In the Zone, The Famous MTV Video Music Awards show, Britney and Madonna on "Me Against the Music", and Britney's relationship...
2020-01-01
00 min
Crossroads Minute
Trailer #1
Hey, everyone! James and Erin are back with a new by-the-minute movie podcast. Join them on an every-weekday audio roadtrip from Georgia to LA as they rewatch 2002's "Crossroads", starring Britney Spears, one minute at a time. Music from https://filmmusic.io "Sunshine (version 2)" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
2019-12-30
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 116: Newsie Style
In this, the final minute of the podcast proper (join us tomorrow night for the livestream where we'll cover the rest!), James's voice sounds like absolute trash. Pointy Pokey takes Jack's stuff back to the Boarding House, maybe?, Jack sees Skittery, David is a Newsie now (you can tell by the hat), Crutchie misunderstands, Sarah gets some, An Erin Mystery is Solved, and the process of what happens when a Newsie kisses someone is finally explained, James ruins the whole podcast and then he makes the same joke as he did in Minute 108, and finally, we discuss credits (actually weirdly...
2019-12-09
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 110: World Newspaper for Governor
In this episode, Pulitzer goes through a wide range of emotions, a compromise is struck and then vastly overstated, then we basically outline Newsies: Aftermath, then Erin talks about a rabbit hole she fell down. Then James accurately predicts when the credits start.
2019-11-29
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 109: Someuppance
In this episode, Seitz is a stand-up (and stand-still) guy, Pulitzer's hearing is investigated, Pulitzer is out of touch with the youths, we discover another Significant Other of Jack's, Medda is FINE, we figure out how many hours it was before Jack broke the deal, Jack gleans some information from one encounter, Erin "No But"'s James's amazing joke about Seitz as a hitman (she was right to do so), then we talk about coffee cake for a little bit. Then I imagine someone ELSE as a hitman. Then social media leads us to a discussion of date order in...
2019-11-28
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 107: Max(Casella)10
In this episode, we figure out who carries whom, Erin wins a math thing, Racetrack has a catchphrase(?), we consider some Newsies Minute merch, who is Papa Seitz disgruntled with?, The Decimator messes up a name and Kenny Ortega doesn't call cut, then he takes a swing at a joke and does it bad, and Jack aims for Max(casella)10 swagger
2019-11-26
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 106: Newsiesiditidity(?)
In this episode, Luke Edwards is known for his ability to say "NO", THE TRIUMPH, James posits a theory, Erin SLAMS New York City (SLAM a la Finish It), The 3-part Boots Manifesto, Girls Still Want Rights, David looks dirty, possibly because of a fun-loving Inkfight, and finally, James makes a BAD JOKE/REF THAT MAKES NO SENSE, but I (James) couldn't cut it because it leads to the 5.5 minute discussion about protests, war, tv, pop culture messing up our headcanons of whent things happen, and John Lennon & Yoko Ono that consumes the rest of the show
2019-11-25
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 105: It Was Fairly Successful
James tells us all about Teddy Roosevelt (you know, the guy from Newsies). Erin forgets the format of the show for about 9 minutes. We have no idea how there is as much of this movie left as there clearly is.
2019-11-22
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 102: Roll For Newspaper Printing
The newsies have to be very, very quiet while they do some very loud activities. Erin is baffled by some paper. Also, how does *time* work in the Piano Basement? Is Ben Franklin a ghost? James researches printing presses.
2019-11-19
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 98: Brass Knuckles for Everyone!
In this episode, Sarah continues to be attacked and the general populace seems uninterested. Her brothers join the fray. Will they be victorious? Also, Erin criticizes Sarah's punch (but not the circumstances that lead to a punch worth criticizing) and James gives a report on brass knuckles.
2019-11-13
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 96: Piano/Pot Fanfiction
In this episode, David didn't get laid, the start of a mini-movie, possibly partially written by Charles Dickens, Weasel vacillates wildly between two tones and also is making it up as he goes along, Erin wonders about Jack's bag of...pots?, Erin and James reveal that they've never been arrested, Erin wonders about Jack's new lodgings and the musical accoutrements, Alan Mencken hatches a nefarious plan to get another song into the show, Erin does James's job for him, and finally we talk about EYC for a little bit! It's a wild beginning to the week.
2019-11-11
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 90: Sugarcoat It For Crutchie!
In this episode, Erin doesn't notice things about Jack's cell. Crutchie returns! There's an obvious potato/roll. James could have used the phrase "Not yucking yums" and it would have been PERFECT, but he didn't. What did Crutchie Durden do to the saurkraut? We make some more cases for The Refuge being better than the Boarding House, but then James points out a very good reason to not want to be there. We take a hard stance against child abuse. There's an iconic Away Message-worthy line. Jack breaks the hard news about life to Crutchie. And we wrap up by...
2019-11-01
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 88: Dave is the New Jack
In this episode, Erin suddenly yanks us all the way to the end of the minute to question the physics of something that James had thought was just fairly realistic, and in doing so also manages to plug another podcast she makes, The Third Temptation of Jack, we discuss how David would fare in The Refuge, James accidentally makes an unflattering comparison, then he says a thing that he decided not to edit out, we discuss the pros and cons of The Refuge vs the Boarding House, and Erin closes out the episode by once again questioning the physics depicted...
2019-10-30
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 86: Secret Bit Commitment Class
In this episode, Pulitzer treats Jack like a dog, makes historically inaccurate (though technically not wrong) statements about we, and commits to all the bits. Then the rest of the episode we talk about chess. James makes wrong statements about Harry Potter, chess, and a name he's said mere seconds beforehand. Also, Erin correctly interprets something James reads and he interprets it incorrectly. So that's frustrating (This is James writing, by the way). It's a journey.
2019-10-28
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 79: My Cousin Spot Conlon
In this episode, Spot objects, the boys are fined, but Moneybags Denton shows up in a...bowtie?, How did David escape?, the Newsies are relieved, Racetrack is either relieved for envious about Jack's shiner, a Fellas-off has a clear winner, and we imagine Sarah having a grand revelation. Erin and James pitch their twitter accounts and James finds a dream journal from an abandoned project.
2019-10-17
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 76: Ca-COP-phony
In this episode, James makes a bad joke, James summarizes the opening of a different movie, Harold's unnamed wife is not in the mood for another riot, Butt. Still. (this was the alternate title), Kenny Ortega: Master Cheerleading Guy, Anne Margaret is DONE., Denton happens to notice Snyder, we imagine Denton in different eras, Snyder vs Snide, James mispronounces Dutch words, Denton uses some new lingo on not a great burn, #Snide, another round of "What are they drinking?", David points someone out to Jack, and Jack steals a kiss
2019-10-14
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 73: I Say That What You Say is That the Census is Frustrating AF.
We’re still rallying. This minute contains James’s favorite line of the movie. Erin finds a fascinating Tumblr: https://newsboys-of-1899.tumblr.com/
2019-10-09
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 71: Ghostwriter, the Ninja Turtles, and Peter Pan Walk Into a Rally…
Pulitzer is so far off his rocker it’s all the way on the other side of the room…unlike Erin’s dog Torg, who is so close you can hear him gnawing on a bone for part of this episode—apologies, everyone! Erin derails us into a whole tangent about PBS’s “Ghostwriter” (which we have since confirmed aired from 1992-1995), and then the Ninja Turtles, and then Peter Pan, and outs her childhood self as being just a big old goober.
2019-10-07
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 65: You Blew It, Crutchy
Crutchy screws up, and another Roundhouse alum makes his way to the screen. The link referenced by Erin in the episode is: http://www.angelfire.com/movies/disneybroadway/newsiesscript.html
2019-09-27
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 63: Highfalutin' Pikers
We wrap up King of New York with an amazing ceiling fan spin, and get a vocabulary lesson. James laughs possibly the hardest he’s laughed on this show to date.
2019-09-25
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 62: Soak Those Tables
We learn about movies, and cigars. Will Smith is The Greatest Rapper of All Time (and is cooler than Erin). Erin and James officially lose the plot of the podcast around the 18 minute mark.
2019-09-24
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 60: Goodbye Dolly
This is the most James and Erin episode of Newsies Minute thus far. There are a couple of tangents, but mostly we do a good job discussion the rest of the fight and the aftermath leading into the song next week. Truly what we'd really like is if you could please get your fingers off our faces.
2019-09-20
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 59: Combat Talk
This minute is basically wall to wall fighting, so we do a lot of talking about the fighting that we saw. I called this episode "Combat Talk" to be like the Clash album "Combat Rock". Anyways, stay tuned to the end for the best Erin life you'll hear maybe ever!
2019-09-19
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 57: Usher Could Have Been in Newsies
In this episode, we discuss how heavy horses are, where Les got his coffee can, what horses Erin played with as a kid, why the instrumental reprise of Seize the Day doesn't work, some fight-dance strategy, ways to make the podcast a little longer, but most importantly, COULD Usher (Raymond IV) have been in Newsies? He wasn't, but could he have been?
2019-09-17
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 56: Don Carlos
We talk about the awkward nonverbal marital spat in Pulitzer's office, the beauty of a bunch of singing boys, and then James talks about a realization he had that really paid off. And THEN in the last seconds of the episode, James teases something for later in the week that Present Day James (who is editing the episode and writing this description) has no idea what he's talking about.
2019-09-16
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 54: Marty Belafsky, MVP
James laughs VERY HARD. David is a wet blanket. Erin has QUESTIONS. Crutchy is the best.
2019-09-12
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 52: The New York Multiverse of Refuge
James researches the New York House of Refuge and develops a new headcanon for himself and Erin. It's WILD. Kind of like the New York House of Refuge, actually.
2019-09-10
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 44: The Underwear Is Just Modesty Underwear
We’re off to Brooklyn! Erin makes a hypothesis and Google tells her it is WRONG. We discuss if newsies swim, and which newsies the internet ships.
2019-08-29
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 26: What's In a Name? Only Tim Can Tell
We talk briefly about the minute. David gets a knife! Didja notice? Les "is" "asleep" and "singing". And then James leads Erin through a convoluted maze to try to solve a fairly trivial mystery.
2019-08-05
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 15: Maybe Pulitzer Didn't Suck?
Erin is shook as James reveals some Brand New Information that has her rethinking everything she ever knew about Joseph Pulitzer.
2019-07-19
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 12: Math Is Hard
If only we were as good at mental math as Jack is, we wouldn't have to do retakes of things because we got our math wrong. Racetrack continues to be Erin's favorite, and if anyone has fanfiction of him and Weisel as gambling buddies, feel free to @ her on Twitter because she definitely wants to read that.
2019-07-16
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 11: A Hot Tip in the Fourth
Racetrack borrows some papes, but it's okay--he's got a hot tip and it's a sure thing. (Not like last time.) James and Erin get Stephen King and Stanley Kubrick momentarily confused, and Cher's dad is a jerk.
2019-07-15
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 6: Right Nun and Other Grate Roles
Have James and Erin watched any horror movies made by teens lately? Can Christian Bale dance? What exactly are Harlem and Delancey? And hey. Who are those nuns?
2019-07-08
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 5: The Invisible Verse
Erin and James recall a verse that...doesn't actually exist.
2019-07-05
00 min
Newsies Minute
Minute 0, Intro: Soak 'Em for Crutchy!
In the inaugural episode of Newsies Minute, James and Erin discuss what listeners can expect from the show.
2019-06-23
00 min
Unabashedly Obsessed
Episode 43: Erin Plays Matchmaker; James Likes Charts (Music Charts And Fire Emblem)
Unabashedly Obsessed Episode 43: Erin Plays Matchmaker; James Likes Charts (Music Charts And Fire Emblem) Hey, everyone! First up: we’re still having audio issues so there’s some static and weird cuts in this episode; also, Erin’s dog tries to sabotage us by walking through the cords halfway through the episode. We apologize and will hopefully … Continue reading Episode 43: Erin Plays Matchmaker; James Likes Charts (Music Charts And Fire Emblem)
2017-03-10
00 min