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Dear Pod,MY FACE EXPLODEDA ship. A life-time supply of booze. 4000 people.What could go wrong?Hit START and try to act shocked. It will make me Erin feel a little better about her life choices.
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2025-08-211h 13
Dear Pod,I'M STEVEN SHARKYes. I know. You're here for advice. But if Erin & Patty don't b&tch about the new Jurassic Park movie, we're never going to get anywhere this week. Now, please put on your Jeff Goldblum glasses and let's start the show.
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2025-08-1428 min
Wife of the Party# 391 - This Trip Was No Joke with Erin MaguireI sit down with Erin Maguire as she shares her unexpected journey after being stuck in Israel for 10 days in lockdown. It wasn’t the trip she planned, but she made it home and is ready to tell the story.
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2025-08-071h 29Wife of the Party# 391 - This Trip Was No Joke with Erin MaguireI sit down with Erin Maguire as she shares her unexpected journey after being stuck in Israel for 10 days in lockdown. It wasn’t the trip she planned, but she made it home and is ready to tell the story.
Follow Erin
Website: https://www.erinmaguire.com/
IGL https://www.instagram.com/erinmaguireofficial/
Leave us a voicemail at (818) 949-8536
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2025-08-071h 29
Dear Pod,WHERE'S MRS. KEEPER?For God's sake, whatever you do, do not approach Erin and assume that she works at the Pineapple Ranch. Just keep moving along and try not to make direct eye contact with her. I am telling you this for your own safety. Please try to enjoy the show.
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2025-08-071h 01
Dear Pod,NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part two)Welcome to PART TWO of "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie". Do Erin and her guys get home? Will her life forever be changed. Will there be gastric/stomach issues involved. If you are a long-time listener you may already know the answer to that last question. This. Is. DEAR POD.
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2025-06-301h 00
Dear Pod,NOT WITHOUT MY VODKA TONIC (part one)Get comfortable. Get uncomfortable. Maybe get some Kleenex. In this first of this two-part BONUS episode, Erin brings you moment by moment through her overwhelming experience on a goodwill comedy tour in the Middle East. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You will definitively need a drink!
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2025-06-2659 min
Dear Pod,I'M GOING FULL MARYDo you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...?"Tune in and discover how Erin may find out the answer to that and other perplexing life questions. Lucky you!
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2025-05-1528 min
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen ColbertStand Up Comedy | Erin Maguire, Paul MecurioErin Maguire, comedian and host of "The Dear Pod" podcast, makes her late night television debut with a stand-up set at the Ed Sullivan Theater. Check out Erin’s special, "Baseline Presentable," available now at erinmaguire.com. Next up, The Late Show's own Paul Mecurio takes the stage to perform a stand-up comedy set for the crowd at the Ed Sullivan Theater, asking crucial questions like, "what would you talk about at The Last Supper?" For more comedy, go to paulmecurio.com and follow Paul's socials. To learn more about listener data and ou...
2025-04-2713 min
Dear Pod,CLAPP'IN FOR CHRISTHey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can explain the daily chaos of Ms. Gwen Stefani. That's right. We go head to head with the most important topics of the day while you sit back and sip that cocktail.
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2025-04-1724 min
Dear Pod,THAT BOY IN THE DENIM JUMPERApparently, Erin was not an UNINVITED GUEST as she recently made her late-night, stand-up debut, on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. How'd it go? Did she choke? Let MOTH take you through a non-stressful reenactment of it all.Then, we'll read articles and drink!
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2025-04-101h 16
Dear Pod,NIPPLE CLAMPS AND A NAPKINDo you have PETS? Well, Erin and Patty will see try to keep on topic this week but there are no promises. Now get a treat for yourself and your four-legged friend and let's see what going on at the Ranch. By the way, are you housebroken?
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2025-03-271h 09
Dear Pod,THE ERIN BAGHey there. Good to see ya. Yeah. I know you stopped by for something. Just can't think of why you're here at the moment. Jeez, you'd think this week's episode was about FORGETFULNESS. Wait.........no. That's not it. Hey. When did you get here?
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2025-01-301h 06
Dear Pod,ENTER MY CHARCUTERIEThere's no way to defy gravity and escape the inevitable realities of AGING in this week's episode. Now , let's all put on our adult diapers and see what Erin and Patty had nipped, tucked, trimmed and yanked in the past year.
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2024-12-051h 25
Dear Pod,NOW I'M CURIOUS CURIOSWhy does a woman want to hang onto a man when he's love with another woman? Why does Erin need to punch someone in the face before she dies? All this and other useless questions answered in this week's mini-sode!
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2024-11-1426 min
Dear Pod,THANKS WITCHES!This weeks "mini-sode" will not only convince you this that WITCHCRAFT is real but Erin just might be the Linda Evangelista of podcasts. I don't know exactly what that means, but we're just going to go with it.
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2024-10-2421 min
Talk Copy to Me | Content + Copywriting PodcastHow to Create the Best Website User Experience with Annie MaguireHave you ever visited a website in search of information, only to be left frustrated by the lack of clarity you find? You may not know where to look on the site, you may be confused by the flowery language or overwhelming design, or you just might be unsure as to how to get to where you need to be.As a user, you're not alone in your hope for seamless and intuitive interactions online. In fact, they should be common place! However, as a business owner, you do have the responsibility to provide these types of e...
2024-07-1646 min
Dear Pod,A Fentanyl Laced GusherIf your phone rings, don't pick it up. You'll get RIPPED OFF. It's just Erin disguising her voice saying that she is trapped in Newark and needs you to send $5000 to her account so she can return home safely. It's a hoax. Cause no one goes to Newark.
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2023-04-201h 17
Dear Pod,Erin Was HereHope you have the TIME to fit us in this week. If you don't please find the time before we run out of time...........................the topic is time.
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2023-03-161h 11
Dear Pod,Outlook Not So GoodWelcome to a New Year! I can't think of a better way to get the ball rolling then to start off this new chapter with a GRAB BAG, That's right. The possibilities are endless and anything can happen this year. We're stocking up the Maha'a Tiki Bar for the season, we bought a giant jar of "Tums" for Patty and Erin is still annoyed. It's gonna be a great 2023!
2023-01-051h 07
Dear Pod,Useless, Get Up!!!Stop looking at me that way. It's so loud. My head is about to split in half because I drank my weight in tequila on New Year's Eve and now I have a massive HANGOVER. Stayed tuned for the best "Hair Of The Dog" as Erin & Patty fill you with hot coffee and more booze this New Year's episode.
2022-12-291h 13
Dear Pod,Erin Maguire As "Blossom"What say we clear the palate at the beginning of this holiday season and serve you up a nice GRAB BAG episode? No? Well then, you will be the only one on your block who doesn't know the real story behind a wife's husband and his real sexual preference. I bet you can't tell how that story will end. Plus, we have booze.
2022-11-171h 06
Dear Pod,I'm Look'in For My Kah-KeesLet's take a moment to be respectful. Now, bow your heads and curtsey because the ROYALS have just entered the building. If we play our cards right, by the end of this episode we shall be known as Dame Erin, Lady Patrick & Lord Jules coming to you live from the Maha'a Tiki Lounge in the beautiful Pineapple Castle. Grab your corgis and put on your crowns as we step on the balcony and greet the new episode.
2022-09-291h 14
Dear Pod,Shakin' The DotsShhhh. Try not to wake her up. Any minute now Erin will be SLEEP TALKING and it will be the funniest/most terrifying thing you'll experience all month. Do people really spill hidden secrets when they're running off at the mouth at the same time they're in La La Land? Grab your favorite pillow and some Sleepy-Time Tea as we count sheep during this week's adventure.
2022-06-091h 05
Dear Pod,Is This A Podcast?GUEST ALERT!!! All hell has broken loose. Jules has kicked Erin and Patty out of the Maha'a Tiki Lounge for the day and has taken over the airways. Because, this week, we are celebrating THE MOTH REPORT! Grab your sugary dessert wine and Krispy Kreme donut as we laugh with the "Merry Maker" from Arlington, MA.
MOTH is in the house and she has a lot to say.
God Help Us All.
2022-05-2657 min
Dear Pod,Goodbye...VodkaLots of things to LOVE during this episode. To start with, how about priests not letting you sing Love Songs in church? No? What do you think of a couple who met at a casino nearly sixty years ago and they are going back for their anniversary? Still nothing? Oh, have I mentioned that Erin just had her first colonoscopy and it was epic? Yeah. I knew that would get your attention. Enjoy!
2022-02-031h 10
Dear Pod,Quiet ConfidenceToday's episode comes directly from the fifty yard line on the gridiron we proudly call The Maha'a Tiki Lounge Memorial Stadium. We are talking FOOTBALL! With Erin and Patty as your two Quaterbacks, they're not so much talking about it as being confused by it. Let's go huddle up and see if we can 'Hail Mary' this week's episode between the uprights or whatever you're supposed to with your Tight End.
2021-11-041h 12
Dear Pod,Stay Bi-CuriousGUEST ALERT! Get out your sketch pads, paint brush and easels. We are going to ART class today. Who better to guide us through our journey of lines, color, shading and erasers than artist to the Broadway community, JUSTIN "SQUIGS" ROBERTSON. And just as predicted , everything Erin is drawing looks like a stick figure. Art: she isn't easy.
2021-10-211h 32
Dear Pod,Enter GentlyWhat's that? You missed the last three episodes of DEAR POD? You somehow forgot that this is how you begin each day with an earful of jackassery and laughter? You are very lucky that my heart is full of FORGIVENESS or we would be having words. Now, please forgive me as I pour myself a specialty cocktail and fill my ears with Erin and Patrick yelling at each other.
2021-10-071h 11Wife of the Party# 187 - Erin MaguireToday, I sit down with my new friend Erin Maguire. Erin is a comedian, writer, and host of her podcast “Dear Pod,”. We talk about erotic novels, Erin’s trip to Japan, getting kicked out of a spa, unbelievable New York stories, OCD, and much more! Follow Erin on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/erinmaguireofficial Our next book club will be “The Push” by Ashley Audrain. Check out the new Wife of the Party Facebook groups here: http://www.facebook.com/pg/wifeotp/gr... I have WOTP m...
2021-09-022h 09Wife of the Party# 187 - Erin MaguireToday, I sit down with my new friend Erin Maguire. Erin is a comedian, writer, and host of her podcast “Dear Pod,”. We talk about erotic novels, Erin’s trip to Japan, getting kicked out of a spa, unbelievable New York stories, OCD, and much more! Follow Erin on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/erinmaguireofficial Our next book club will be “The Push” by Ashley Audrain. Check out the new Wife of the Party Facebook groups here: http://www.facebook.com/pg/wifeotp/gr... I have WOTP m...
2021-09-022h 09
Dear Pod,I Don't Like The Sea MenGUEST ALERT!!! We can't think of a better way to celebrate Independence Day than an episode dedicated to the Men and Women who have selflessly served our country in the United States MILITARY. Join us and our special guest, Actor, Writer, Staff Sargent: ANDRE JACKSON, as he helps Erin clarify which branch of the military fights on land and who protects us by sea. Now, drop and give me twenty because I just gave myself a buzz cut and I'm drunk with power!
2021-07-011h 30
Dear Pod,You Wouldn't Like VealGet ready. We're sweaty, awkward, nervous and ready to blow. This week we're losing our VIRGINITY. When should we lose it? Who should we lose it to and if we don't use it, will we lose it? All of that and a "How To" by Erin that will haunt you for the rest of the summer. Get out the dental damn, cause it's time to pop that pesky cherry!
2021-06-171h 19
Dear Pod,He Has A High AnusUmm. You're twenty minutes late. You keep interrupting everyone and your fly's down. Do you have any MANNERS? Well you come to the right place. By the end of this episode Erin and Patrick will have you saying please, thank you and apologizing for your ground shaking flatulence at the kitchen table. How lucky are you?
2021-04-291h 07
Dear Pod,Pushing MudGrab that last tube of toothpaste or anything gooey in reach, because today we are GRABbing BAGs. Would you go to a dinner party hosted by your husband's ex-wife? Can I just write an open letter to my children and hope that Ann Landers prints it? How long will it take during this episode for Erin and Patrick to talk about poop? Only way to find out is to put on your comfy shoes and come on over!
2021-04-011h 04
Dear Pod,Chocolate Eclairs And My VajeenGet the bats out of your kitchen and that thirty something year old virgin out of his mother's basement, cause we're facing our biggest FEARS this week. Is Patrick too scared to make out with his co-host? Will Erin ever be comfortable around a dinosaur? Put on your comfy pants and belly up to this weeks bar of goodness!
2021-03-251h 16
Dear Pod,So, We're In This Abandoned Sears...Is this episode about fears or FRIENDS? Perhaps it's about lawn furniture. Doesn't matter. Because at the ninety-ninth episode and day three thousand six hundred and forty one of the pandemic, Erin has officially lost her mind. So, please join Patrick and Jules as we search through the Maha'a Tiki Lounge for what's left of Erin's sanity. God's Speed!
2021-03-111h 09
EVERYTHING EFLEpisode 43: Using Drama in Your Lessons with Aoife MaguireHave you ever felt like spicing things up a bit but not sure how? I'm talking about drama - the good kind. The lovely Aoife Maguire gives you some simple, doable tips to try out in your class. These activities can be adapted for online teaching too! Aoife Maguire has been an English language teacher, Drama facilitator and writer for more than two and a half decades. She is also currently training to be a psychotherapist. You can find her here on Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/aoife-maguire-45943b1a/Book: Playing the Gam...
2021-03-0733 min
Dear Pod,Fudge, The Whale.Get our your Mercurochrome, Neosporin and Alcohol Wipes cause we are a bit ACCIDENT prone this week. While Abby deals with a husband who has a special agenda behind the drivers wheel, Ann deals with a husband who can't figure out how to clean his socks. All the while Erin and Patrick are trying to heal the egos of all the people whose names and faces they have forgotten within a week. Don't slip on the ice as you download this week's Master Class on Life.
2021-02-181h 19
Dear Pod,Saxophone For LoversGUEST ALERT! Things are getting hot, steamy and sexy in the Maha'a Lounge this week. While Ann and Abby blush over articles of love on VALENTINE'S DAY, Erin and Patty sweat and scream while, outrageously entertaining and oh-so sexy, NATALIE JOY JOHNSON straps one on and shows us all how to find it, rub it, slap it ride it...oh God...whew...that was great...I need a smoke. Get into Queen, cause here we go!
2021-02-111h 30
Dear Pod,Mashed Potatoes, Helen?Happy BLACK HISTORY MONTH! This week Ann and Abby tackle head on or sometimes avoid the topic of race, bigotry and tolerance. In the meantime, Erin and Patty have absolutely no time for your racist, bull$hit, ignorant nonsense. With that in mind, let's all join the conversation. Except for you, Troy. Just sit there, listen and for God's sake, learn something.
2021-02-041h 12
Second Wind the PodcastGrowing Up Maguire, The Maguire Kids Tell AllHave you ever wondered what your kids think about being brought up in your presence? In this episode, we uncover a little bit more about your host, Wendy Charles Maguire, through the eyes of the Maguire kids. Rob 28, Erin 26, Colin 23, and the newest member since 2012, John Smith 26, all share their experiences and their take-a-ways growing up Maguire, and why coming together for this new venture with their mother makes perfect sense. KEY POINTS / MAIN TAKEAWAYS: What’s it like growing up as a Maguire? The hurdles and revelations of entering the real world. Making the mo...
2020-12-1630 min
Dear Pod,Golden DongsNot only will I GRAB that BAG but I will take everything off of that shelf and put it in my cart. We're off the rails this week because husbands are barking at dogs, salesmen are renting girls and Erin and Patrick are mainlining Super Market Sweep into their veins. Clean up on Aisle three, cause here they come!
2020-11-121h 09
Dear Pod,Hey! It's Ernie.GUEST ALERT! It's not so much that we see dead people, it's just that they just won't shut up. This week, as the Ladies take on questions regarding PSYCHICS, Erin and Patty welcome Psychic Medium, ANGELINA DIANA, to the pod. Candles are lit. Mind is clear. If anything starts to float in the Maha'a Tiki lounge, we are outta here! Now, I predict that you will goto patreon.com/dearpodofficial and become a member. It's true. I saw it. Get going. I can wait.
2020-10-221h 19
Dear Pod,That Clamping TripGUEST ALERT! Fill the canteens, pack your socks and pitch a tent, cause this week we're all hanging out in the great outdoors. Erin and Patrick will be safely inside the nearest hotel, warm and toasted as the rest of us are braving the elements. Join us with special guest, Mountain Climber, Author, Speaker and Over-Achiever, JOHN BEEDE, as we shimmy up the side of the weekly cliff that we call, DEAR POD.
2020-10-081h 13
Dear Pod,A Beet With TeethFor the love of God. I know it's summer time. It's supposed to be hot. But can ya arrange for a breeze every now and then? I'm SWEATING my Beans and Franks off over here. Whether it's your palms or your pits, get cozy in front of the A/C today. Cause, we're "dewing" all over this episode.
2020-08-201h 19
Dear Pod,Old Teeth Helen Hunt?If you're gonna pass out at the Whole Food, just make sure your Mom is cooking the meal you fainted on. Anything goes today because it's time for a GRAB BAG. Are you losing all of your money at bingo? Do your sons keep losing their temper. Well, let's all grab an unbreakable egg and try to squeeze another episode out of this. You can do it. Keep squeezing!
2020-08-131h 12
Dear Pod,You Made Your Mom BarkWhere's my stress ball when I need it? I didn't get five minutes of sleep last night cause my $%#@& husband was SNORING. Or maybe you are someone who finds that peaceful. Really? Are you insane? Or, should we just call you "Erin". BTW, you're gonna need your sleep, cause after this week's MOTH REPORT, the images in your head will keep you awake until the Fall season. Enjoy!
2020-08-061h 17
Dear Pod,Jesus Is A Real PillEveryone take cover cause mud is being thrown all over this podcast. I don't give a sh&t if you are my best friend. If you don't vote for my guy, this relationship is over! We're four months away from the Presidential Election and POLITICS makes a room intense, upset and irate worse than me clipping my toenails on a crowed subway. I'm not saying that actually happened...but...you get the gist.
2020-07-301h 20
Dear Pod,Liam Neeson In The Drive-ThruDo you have a second? I don't mean to be weird but can you please put some sunblock on my back? Cause, we are smack in the middle of SUNTANNING season and Erin is the poster child for "Melanoma Redhead of the Month". Whether you're catching rays in the buff or in front of your stepfather, you're going to want to increase your SPF levels during this episode. And remember to flip over every ten minutes.
2020-07-231h 19
Dear Pod,She Slept Where She LandedGUEST ALERT! Whether your father is trying to get you laid on your Sweet 16 or your spouse's gift is a beautifully, handwritten letter of expectations and demands, nothing is more exciting to find out what kind of hell awaits you on your BIRTHDAY. So, get your Carvel Cakes out of the freezer as we blow out the candles of all of your expectations for this weeks episode!
2020-07-161h 16
Dear Pod,That Knee To Knee Business Is New To MeGUEST ALERT! Batten down your hatches for a GRAB BAG this week. Just when you think we're gonna zig, we talk about Handicap Parking. Just when you think we're gonna zag, we hit you with Genital Herpes. Let put on the hits and a nice gingham robe as we take our morning coffee with this week's goodness.
2020-07-091h 11
2020-07-021h 20
Dear Pod,Their Droppings Are MonumentalI need a VACATION from this quarantine vacation. Time to pack the suitcases. Go visit friends and do laundry at their house. We’ll probably leave the dogs with them too. I mean, they're little. How hard is it to take care of them? Now, how many Hawaiian shirts should I pack?
2020-06-251h 16
Dear Pod,I'm Not RippledGUEST ALERT!!! Do I go with the Basket Weave wallpaper or do we just tear down this wall? Should I repaint the bathroom or should I just divorce my husband? So many questions when it comes to HOME IMPROVEMENT. Put down the nail gun and swatches as special guest, interior Designer, ELLEN Z. WRIGHT guides Erin & Patty through a stress-free design class...with booze.
2020-06-181h 22
Dear Pod,Two GayliensThe clouds have parted. The temperature has risen. Everyone is in a bathing suit and a mask. Some are just wearing a mask. These are encouraging signs that SUMMER is now upon us. Time to get out the JARTS and just start throwing them at each other. God knows we need to be active during this quarantine. Today's episode is brought to you by the hashtag #deargodwhencanistopwearingthismask
2020-06-111h 20
Dear Pod,LicentiousStrap into your Man Bra, cause we are giving you GRAB BAG variety today. Should you do bicep curls to prep before you carry your Bride over the threshold? Are you a former Marine who has unique taste in clothes? If we're lucky, by the end of this STREAMYARD episode, we may get new fans from faraway places like California............or Indonesia.
2020-06-041h 12
Dear Pod,Jesus Hates FigsI'm going to be honest about my HAIR. It's not a wig, like most people think. The Friar Tuck bald patch and the receding forehead really belong to me. I don't understand why you people don't believe me. No, Erin and Patrick, I don't want a wig hat. But, I'll admit. They're pretty stylish.
2020-05-281h 21
Dear Pod,The King & ThaiListen, I know we've known each other for a while now, but for God's sake will you please close the door to the can while you're taking a dump? I don't care how many years we've been celebrating our WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. Some things just aren't meant to be seen by others. That...and a naked Lena Dunham. These are things I choose not to see. Enjoy the show.
2020-05-211h 15
Dear Pod,I'll Eat Around This RockWhat is proper ETIQUETTE in a Zoom Room? Do I have to make eye contact? Can I drink like a fish? Is the wearing of pants optional? Whether you're wondering who picks up the bill for birth control or if college boys make good weekend guests, we have the answers to almost none of your questions this week!
2020-05-141h 19
Dear Pod,YEAR POD,IT'S DEAR POD'S FIRST ANNIVERSARY!!! Pour yourself a tall one, cause we've been drinking all week! Let's take a look back and celebrate the insanity of the little podcast that could. From rival sisters in the advice column business, podcast hosts who only seem to travel to Amish Country, people who actually took the time to take pen to paper-write down their problems-stick it in an envelope and mail it to a high wigged and cheek-boned stranger, to a weekly Specialty Cocktail designed to make your day go a little smoother. We are delighted again to welcome you all to...
2020-05-071h 56
Dear Pod,A Musical Gift From PattyIn celebration of DEAR POD's 1st Anniversary and over 50 episodes milestone, our very own Patrick O'Brien takes time out of his busy seven day a week operatic vocal lessons and celebrates his colleagues with a heartfelt ditty.
2020-05-0402 min
Dear Pod,Naked. Father. Wandering.I turns out I discovered the cure to pre-mature balding while I was dreaming the other night. Unfortunately, I was talking in my SLEEP and no one could understand what the hell I was mumbling about. Try not to take anything too literally today as we "express" ourselves during this weeks episode.
2020-04-301h 13
Dear Pod,I Make My Own Sauce.We're gloved. We're masked. But we're not wearing any pants. You need as much protection these days when it's a GRAB BAG. So grab your gay dog and that sexy senior citizen down the street. Now let's all twenty three skidoo into todays nonsense.
2020-04-231h 14
Dear Pod,I'm Gonna Test The Crotch For Space.Does this dress make me look fat? Why, yes. Yes it does. This week, we get honest with the harsh realities of SHOPPING. From choosing the perfect outfit to buying just the right body wash, we take you on a vast journey of...well...only for examples. Let's face it. We can't be here all day. We've got Netflix to binge.
2020-04-161h 15
Dear Pod,A Tribute From DEAR PODIn Memory of Jim Ferris, Jr. Beloved Father to James "Jules" Ferris and Father-in-Law to our own Annnnnnnnnn Landers.
2020-04-1405 min
Dear Pod,Get In Your Bunker, Gladys.Break out the chocolate malted eggs and dip some stuff in that Paz bowl, because it is EASTER! Can you handle more people at your house for another holiday? Guess what? You don't have to worry about it this year. Suit up your dogs in their shark themed life vest as we dive into this weeks Cadbury goodness.
2020-04-091h 10
Dear Pod,A Spring Message, From AbbyA poem, by Abby herself, to guide all fans of DEAR POD through these challenging days.
2020-04-0602 min
Dear Pod,Knock Over Three Dummies And Win A Nun Doll!Do you need a little good news right about now? Well. we got it for ya. IT'S DEAR POD'S 50th EPISODE! Yes, my friends. Fifty episodes deep. And let's be honest, have we really learned anything? All the players are here. Erin is drinking. Patrick is judging. And, Moth is waiting for her phone to ring. Now, grab your Skipper doll, pump her arm and watch what develops!
2020-04-021h 23
Dear Pod,A Bedtime StoryPut on your jammies, fluff your pillow, and pour yourself a nightcap. A special treat for all of our Dear Pod fans. A bedtime story read by our very own AAAAAAAAAnn Landers!
2020-03-3002 min
Dear Pod,What Day Is It? Day.How ya doin'? Ya hanging in there. Weird stuff going on out there right now. You know who's making things weirder? TEENS. Sure, they've been spreading their infections up and down the coast of Florida for decades but do they have to do it now?!?! Join the ladies as they deal with the Rock and Roll music, swingin' parents and let's all wait for Gal Gadot as we sanitize ourselves into this weeks episode.
2020-03-261h 052020-03-2300 min
Dear Pod,The Bidet Has ComeWash your hands, dip yourself in Purell, stand six feet away from each other. This is what we, as a nation, normally do on ST. PATRICK'S DAY. Ann and Abby are dealing with Irish tempers, lying to your Irish father and, well...........drinking. So, let's not panic, be kind to one another and pour yourself a cold one. Cause we're gonna keep it silly!
2020-03-191h 12
Dear Pod,I Cannot Go On With That DistractionAs a recent graduate of Toastmasters, let me say that this episode's theme of THEATRE/PERFORMING ARTS will be taking a lot of liberties. Had to squeeze many stones to get a drop of liquid out for this one. So, grab your child, head to the nearest adult feature and let's see where this takes us.
2020-03-121h 13
Dear Pod,Twice On SundayPop the cork, mix the drinks and restart the podcast, cause today we're giving you DEAR POD LIVE! Recored in front of a SOLD OUT audience at the Fulton Theatre in Lancaster, PA. Erin and Patrick get out of their horse and buggy and get down and dirty with the good folk of Dutch County and discover that Ann & Abby are still as loved today as ever before. And Jim learns the hard way what the RECORD button on the mixer does. Knowledge is Power!
2020-03-051h 22
Dear Pod,A$$hole of Liiiiife!!!!!We're not even sure if we're ready for this episode. This one is just plain down and dirty and we need to take a long hot shower to wash off all the funk when it's over. Fire up your VCR's, get your tapes from the 1980's, cause today we are gonna lube up and enter the world of PORN. I've "Manscaped" for this occasion. So.Ya know. You're welcome.
2020-02-271h 13
Dear Pod,Another Kielbasa, Father Kelly?Yes, I'll eat those fries, And, yes, I'll have a Filet O' Fish with that. Don't you understand? I'm in the best shape of my life and I will DINE wherever I want! So, shake some laundry starch over those eggs and hang some centerfold in your dining room. Time to belly up to this weeks buffet!
2020-02-201h 12
Dear Pod,#VTOOI left you all a brown lunch bag, some crayons and glue on your desks. We're about to make a crappy mailbox to collect the one to three VALENTINE cards that you will receive this year. Whether you're special Valentine is your Mother or the married guy from next door. Grab a handful of Girl Scout cookies and eat them off of Ann and Abby as our love gets real this week.
2020-02-131h 20
Dear Pod,Leon. Tampa.Everyone relax and just breathe! Let's take a look. Ah. Yes. Good. It appears that the podcast is crowning. Now if Erin and Patrick can just keep it together, we're just gonna need one more big push to get this PREGNANCY episode into the delivery room. This one is going to be messy.
2020-02-061h 06
Dear Pod,Bring Out Eddie!Just read this description as fast as you can and then get on with your day. Because time is MONEY. And Jesus, Lord, Our Savior, we will never have enough. Whether you're frugal or a big spender, it's the topic that get's Erin so stressed you will find her safely tucked in a corner having a glorious breakdown. Bring out the hot stones, cause we're all gonna need a bit of relief from this one.
2020-01-301h 14
Dear Pod,Jesus, Gabi!!!Do you love your body? Well, you shouldn't! SHAME. Are you uncomfortable showering in front of all those other kids at school? Well, you should't be! SHAME. This one might get a little weird. Go ahead and bake a casserole and invite the stranger next door over for dinner and some knowledge. Are we having fun yet? Well, we shouldn't! SHAME!!!
2020-01-231h 05
Dear Pod,One Fantastic WomanHAPPY NEW YEAR! We're about to launch into a new decade and Ann Landers has something to say about this, dammit! How will you spend your New Years Eve? At a cheap motel? Making out with your sister-in-law? Meanwhile, Erin & Patrick are waxing poetic about their most memorable moments of the past ten years. Or past year. Or last couple of days. Doesn't matter. It will all end with drinking!
2019-12-261h 12
Dear Pod,I Should Have Named You Caroline.We're going from holiday prep to husband swapping and straight across to sex before church on this GRAB BAG episode. Erin finally gets her moment on her soapbox to tell you if DIE HARD is really a Christmas movie and Patrick cleans up her mess with his brand new SHAM-WOW. Yipee-Ki-Ay Mother F@ckers, it's showtime!
2019-12-121h 16
Dear Pod,Where My Background Singers?I'm having a hard time reading this description. Can you please move the cue cards faster? Thank you. Hey! Are you another year older today? Would you like us to interrupt your school day and celebrate your BIRTHDAY right in the middle of class? Your teacher won't mind. Buy your spouse an inappropriate present to mark this yearly occasion and let's blow all the candles out on Erin's rum-soaked cake. It's a party, Y'all!
2019-12-051h 09Dear Pod,I Can Feel The Damp In My Knee.What is going on with this Fall weather? One day it's crisp. The next day it's freezing. And, the next day we're wearing shorts. Whether it's hot, cold, snowing, raining or a gorgeous day, someone will always be bitching about the WEATHER. Ann & Abby have their rain gear on and Patrick is knockin' Erin out with "those American thighs". Let's do this thing!
2019-11-211h 06Dear Pod,A Spray Of Na-Tay.Jesus, we're going to need help with this one. Oh. I'm sorry. I was actually praying to Jesus for guidance through this weeks episode. Cause, it's all about RELIGION. Does your religion allow you to give your body to science? Will it let you be buried with your favorite jewelry? Grab a milkshake while you walk down the street as you listen to Erin mispronounce everything.
2019-10-171h 17Dear Pod,No Kitty On Titty!Get a tissue, cause this week Erin and Patrick are feeling all the feels. Welcome to the wonderful world of PETS! Ann is plagued with the decision if cats are made for kissing. Meanwhile, Abby acts as mediator for the deceased and their pets who are willed their fortunes. Bend down. Open your mouth. Let the cat smell your breath and let's all roll over and get our bellies rubbed.
2019-09-051h 17Dear Pod,He Don't And We Was.Get out your slide rulers, calculators and brand new Buster Brown shoes, cause in this episode we're going BACK TO SCHOOL! Abby gets to know one of the best homework procrastinators of all time and Ann has an issue with anyone who does not want to lather up after a sweaty session of P.E. Don't be tardy this week or Erin will ask for a note from your parents!
2019-08-291h 17Dear Pod,I Think I'm Part of a TattooWe can't see each other anymore! It's not you, it's me. Actually, it's you. Yup. It's all about EX'S this week. Ann rolls hers eyes at a Mom who thinks she can do better than her daughter. Meanwhile, Abby deals with ex-spouses who feel they deserve a little something from their deceased, ex in-laws. Don't get Erin started on Ex's still reaching out. She has no time for any of that baloney this week!
2019-08-221h 03
Dear Pod,Arigato! Nice Tits.It's a scorcher out there, folks! Hope you have purchased your new 6000 BTU air conditioners and are cooling off in your tents. Abby and Erin share their thoughts and horrors about adults being nude. Meanwhile, Ann wraps her mitts around a wife with a rope, a bed, and a husband who just needs some down time. Enjoy some franks and beans as we blast into this one!
2019-08-011h 08
Dear Pod,Dear Gay Pod,Just in time to "bring up the rear" of Gay Pride Month, we happily present DEAR POD's themed episode celebrating everyone and everything that is Faaaaaabulousssss!!! We shine a light on Abby's enlightened look at alternative lifestyles. Ann get's the scoop on the first gay university and Erin has issues with Mariah Carey. Grab your Glow-Sticks and open your umbrellas, CAUSE IT'S RAINING MEN!! Today's episode is brought to you by: BREAD.
2019-06-271h 17
Dear Pod,Why Did I Bring My Five Year Old to "On Golden Pond"?!?In this weeks episode, we break down just how much high school reunions suck. What is proper wedding etiquette as a guest and why does Erin have to cater it? And if you ever wondered what a potty mouthed Katherine Hepburn would sound like, grab a piece of a twelve foot party sandwich and take a bite with us!
2019-05-3058 min
Dear Pod,STEVEN!!!Check behind your walls and join us as Abby discovers the surprise of a gallstone. Learn why Erin won't eat at Stinkberry. And let's all starve ourselves as we discover the dietary rules of Oral Roberts University. Pop open a can of a wine style product and choke down this weeks episode!
2019-05-231h 01
Dear Pod,I Killed a Man in Muskegon!Erin & Patrick discuss the pros and cons of Soul Cycle. Ann responds to a famous Rockstar. And we learn how one man HAS to make love ONLY in the afternoon. Put some tarter sauce on those five pieces of fish, grab a fork and dig in!
2019-05-1658 min
Dear Pod,Ann F$#king Landers!!!Our Pilot Episode! Join Erin and Patrick as they speelunk headfirst into the rounded hair and high cheekbone world of Ann Landers and Abigail Van Buren. Grab a rum ball and enjoy!
2019-05-0235 min
Forties StoriesWe Should All Be Creators: Erin Prather Stafford, 42On the show today is Erin Prather Stafford who is acutely aware that fixing gender imbalances in the media is key to changing gender disparity everywhere. Erin recently launched Girls That Create, which provides information and resources for developing creative thinking, boosting confidence, and growing skill sets. She is also the Executive Producer of WONDER WOMEN! The Untold Story of American Superheroines. Erin lives in Dallas, Texas with her husband and two young girls. Erin and I talked about how all of us can - and should be - creators, how women do support one another, and h...
2019-04-3047 min
TV Guidance CounselorTV Guidance Counselor Episode 345: Erin MaGuireThis week Ken welcomes BACK to the show (after appearing on a live edition at last year's Women in Comedy festival) comedian Erin Maguire. Ken and Erin discuss Ken's odd carnival prizes, East Coast anxiety, Psychic Storefronts, Arlington mobs, lottery studio, accents, nicknames, The Winter Hill Gang, SATs, five and dime stores, Boston's WHDH kid's show "Ready to Go", New Kids on the Block, Heathcliff, The Three Stooges, Roof Kids, Scott Grimes, two gingers, Night Life, Joey McIntire, Spenser Gifts, The Meadow Glen Mall, airbrushed sweatshirts, Wild Cards, Orange Julius, citrus cankers, Papa Gino's, dangerous childhood birthday...
2019-03-181h 46
ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!233: DON’T GO TO SLEEP (1982) with BRYAN NORTON & ERIN MAGUIRE [Pod-a-Thon: Day 7}For this leg of our voyage into the unknown, we're covering the kind of movie that helped form me into the glorious ScreamQueen I am today: The made-for-tv horror movie of days gone by!
This time, we're tackling DON'T GO TO SLEEP, a particularly mean-spirited little ditty that will either have you clutching your pearls in fright or doubling over in laughter.
Or both.
I'm joined by filmmaker BRYAN NORTON from "Jack Attack" and "Penny Dreadful", as well as stand-up comedian ERIN MAGUIRE. Find out Erin's performance schedule at www.ErinMaguire.com.Mentioned in this episode:Bliss Boo...
2018-10-172h 01
ScreamQueenz: Where Horror Gets GAY!233: DON’T GO TO SLEEP (1982) with BRYAN NORTON & ERIN MAGUIRE [Pod-a-Thon: Day 7}For this leg of our voyage into the unknown, we're covering the kind of movie that helped form me into the glorious ScreamQueen I am today: The made-for-tv horror movie of days gone by!
This time, we're tackling DON'T GO TO SLEEP, a particularly mean-spirited little ditty that will either have you clutching your pearls in fright or doubling over in laughter.
Or both.
I'm joined by filmmaker BRYAN NORTON from "Jack Attack" and "Penny Dreadful", as well as stand-up comedian ERIN MAGUIRE. Find out Erin's performance schedule at www.ErinMaguire.com.
2018-10-171h 59
TV Guidance CounselorTV Guidance Counselor Episode 293: LIVE! at WICF w/Erin Maguire and Becca BrownApril 18-24, 1998 In this episode recorded LIVE! at the 2018 Women in Comedy Festival Ken welcomes comedians Erin Maguire and Becca Brown to the show. Ken, Erin and Becca discuss school scare programs, Prom Season, Ken hanging out in the teacher's lounge, Manic Panic, goth culture, rockabilly dresses, "The Interruption", Man Ray, Guy Fieri, Al Pacino, Ouja Boards, tarot cards, HBO, ghosts, creepy kids, The Entity, the conpeople who are The Warrens, School of Rock, pitching 50 Shades Darker, Golden Girls, actors we are scared of, Little Shop of Horrors, All That, Kablam!, SNICK, the perils of...
2018-04-252h 01