Shows
Slaughterhouse StudiosHigh Altitude Sports Ep.14 (Playoffs 2023)Denver has two teams in the midst of playoff runs and it was time to record an other episode of High Altitude Sports. This is a podcast of Denver comedians discussing Sports from Colorado and around the world. Skeeter and The Rat start things off with puppets, curling, and glolf. We discuss the Avalanche likelyhood of victory, compare them to last years team, players disappearing and injuries. Also the History of Howler. We also talk Nuggets, Jimmy Butler, The Thrill from Park Hill, and our next opponent. The Sedona Desert Ape.
Featuring: Dylan Kantor...
2023-04-301h 03
Slaughterhouse StudiosMisinfomercials Ep.23 (All Banana, No Peel) ft. Evan Joe & Spaghetti JakeJeremy Cash and Cory Stevens are two Denver based comedians that have started a podcast to help solve the world's problems. Taking on one issue at a time, these two misinformed gentlemen are offering guidance and new ideas to assist those in need. Everyone has problems, we're here to solve them. Send in questions and issues that you need advice on, and we might have a solution or product that will help you.
This week on the show we have Rachel Crowe. She's been having trouble with something most comedians in Denver can relate to, and we...
2022-12-151h 28
Slaughterhouse StudiosSean Souter Reviews Denver (A Mile High Adventure Recap)Sean Souter came to visit Denver with very little expectations and a willingness to explore whatever Evan Fitzgerald put in front of him. This podcast was done on Sean's last day in Denver and was created to capture his experience here in the Mile High City. Evan used to ride for Sean's skateboard company Talentless Skateboards and the two had a blast skateboarding all around a new city, going to see music and exploring the Denver comedy scene. Sean offers his review of Denver, and we tell a few stories from our adventures together. Evan and Sean are joined...
2022-11-281h 07
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.49 (Little People Aren't Toys) ft. Elliot WebberThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the only funny person that speaks about himself in the 3rd person, Elliot Webber. We learn the role of openers on a road trip, key stoke logging and why 4 corners comedy festival was given its name. Elliot's merch is mocked, Evan performs an AI written country song for Dylan, and Elliot breaks down his world cup conspiracy. Evan discusses his sick day...
2022-11-251h 37
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.48 (The Call)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the two hosts of the show with a lot to talk about. Embarrassing sexual encounters, taking nudes, and Spirit Halloween is a scam. We call out the lack of modesty in the fire department, attempt to stop Jewish hate, and the defense of Veggie Tales. (Musicals suck) Robocops are just as bad as regular cops. Then we make a call to...
2022-11-1259 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.47 (Art Of The Meal With Mo Vida)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the very funny Mo Vida. Opening with Tiny Pen Big Words dropping his new single "A Pueblo State Of Mind", quotes, and discussing what inspires a man to want to "stay friends". Favorite Conspiracy, how Monica became Mo and someone watches adult videos for the plot. Two different games of Mo or Less, breaking down this year's ballot and a deep...
2022-11-051h 01
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.46 (Oh You're Allergic, Good) With Jeff Nelson & Ali KareemThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two local crushers, Jeff Nelson & Ali Kareem. Opening with Jeff getting outraged, we reminisce on licking CD's and discuss beating people up at the arcade. Evan performs his opening Haiku, White people ruin everything (pumpkins and Jazz), and Dylan explains how parental lies have an expiration date. We decide Mr. Unlimited is inhuman, Ali finally joins the pod and explains how...
2022-10-312h 05
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.45 (An Awful Way To Talk About Jewish People)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a truly dynamic duo, Dena Davis & Erin Rose. Opening with Dylan's love for Creed, Dena tells a terrifying Tallahassee story, Evan explains meeting a woman aroused by murder, and Erin shares that she lives in an apartment with a modern-day Dahmer. Dylan and Dena trash talk about their fantasy football league, we go into Favorite Conspiracy (Erin has done her homework...
2022-10-212h 44
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.44 (Split Like A Bagel with Jamal Reed)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the one and only, Jamal Reed. Evan opens the show with a fire freestyle, he squashes some rumors, and has his aquaphobia broken down. Jamal is asked a few questions about Alaska, then drops a heavy knowledge bomb in Favorite Conspiracy about the Wilson brothers and tells the story of "The Bagel Situation". Dylan talks explains why he wants to beat...
2022-10-142h 22
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.18 (Waffle Making Mystery)Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are back with another episode and open with milk talk. The two breakdown the world of true crime, Laura opens up about her plot to kill Evan with "the perfect crime", and her stabbing fantasies. Evan brings up the moon, and Laura goes down a creative rabbit hole, and she also drops the truth behind the mystery of waffle making. Garden update, Chloe is annoying, parrot inheritance, deaf babies and glory holes. This episode is a bit all over the place, but the best part happens towards the end when Laura has an idea...
2022-09-2937 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.41 (Gay-Braham Lincoln & Spaghetti's Sister)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a star-studded cast, Evan Joe, Spaghetti Jake, Emma Perkins, & Adam Gilliland. Once we introduce our guests, Evan Joe explains how he handles getting heckled, Evan Fitz does his poem and inspirational quotes. Dylan and Evan recap their adventure to Florence Italy, play a round of Evan V.S. with Evan Joe and we talk way too much everyone's sisters (Dead, Alive...
2022-09-231h 53
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.40 (For The Patreon)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast, for the very first time, we have just the two hosts of the show Dylan Kantor & Evan Fitzgerald and they are much Better Together. This special episode opens with Evan's inability to understand Jamaican, STD tests in church and Dylan's Sneaky Skills (NOT creepy skills). Evan tells his story of seeing Jack Johnson (he counted the naps) and begins the episode with a...
2022-09-161h 24
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.17 (Pizza Party Summer Recap, Period)In this episode, the two hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten recap their summer adventures over some pizza for squares. Laura's business is booming, shes getting old and gushing blood. Evan's car is like brand new, and he awkwardly ran into half of the Black Keys. The two recap their summer of movies, concerts, making fun of Bridgerton and getting wet for Henry Cavil. Laura discloses her methods of manipulation in the sims and Evan asserts that Diabetics are way cooler than wheezing asthmatics. After going through the new soundboard, Laura accuses Evan of being afraid of the "Red...
2022-09-151h 00
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.39 (Grambo Loves Papa Jr)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two guests that have just returned from a month-long summer tour together and now in studio they recap their insane adventure. The two were spoken to by God, used a trick to buy weed in any strip club in the United States, and explain what exactly a "Ball" of weed is. Grambo recounts a few of his standout stripper moments from...
2022-09-111h 36
Slaughterhouse StudiosCome In, We're Open With Austin Langely Ep.25 (Magic Mall Man with Evan Joe)This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have "The Young Gun" Evan Joe. Opening the episode with Evan explaining his violent cartoons, his story of experimenting with batches of cumbers, and his multiple stays in "The Cage". At the age of 21, Evan has experienced more than most grown adults. Austin asks Evan a few questions as the "Young Club" about roast battles, making fun of others, being authentic and being able to get people to laugh at the darkness. Evan gets passionate about his addictions, from reptiles to magic...
2022-09-051h 22
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.38 (Our Favorite Dean) With Dylan DeanThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a Denver staple in the comedy scene, Dylan Dean. Beginning with Dylan D admitting to taking some literal shots at the Slaughterhouse, Dylan K used to bounce old creeps out of parties, Evan offers a few misquotes to get things started. We decide Alex Jones not only hurt people that didn't exist, and Alex is actually Joe Rogan's Tyler Durden, and...
2022-09-032h 12
Slaughterhouse StudiosCruelty Carnage Crusade Ep.11 (A Roast Battle Podcast) 8.12.22 + The LOST EPISODE 6.24.22This podcast is a verbal violent Roast Battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle. Recorded live on 8.12.22 at Jad's Mile High Smokehouse & LOST Episode was recorded 6.24.22. Filmed by Evan Joe & Carlos Morales.
The Battles featured in this episode:
8.12.22: Erin Rose v.s. Damon Howard, James Malles v.s. Jason Fearn, Ethan Ev...
2022-08-291h 20
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.37 (Killer Mike, Not The Strokes) With Brandon PatrickThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have stand-up comedian and storytelling phenom, Brandon Patrick. This wild episode open with us looking back to the fall of the Hulkster, how it led to Donald Trump, and how can we find a wife as cool as Bubba's? Bradon tells a story of how Dad's today explain the "F" word to kids, why Dick Chaney couldn't have shot JFK even if...
2022-08-272h 26
Slaughterhouse StudiosYIKIES!! Podcast Ep.3 (Go To Your Cave)Kelsey Rosen & Hannah Popkin are two Denver based comedians that love each other possibly too much. This podcast captures two hilarious humans figuring out what it means to be well, as they explore the moments and subjects in life that make us all say YIKIES!! This episode opens organically with Kelsey explaining her cave of calmness (Hannah thinks it sucks), Evan admits he gives Florida kisses, and they plug their upcoming show this week Aug 26th. Kelsey and Hannah share as much as they can about their weekend getaway vacation to the dream destination of Greeley Co, and we...
2022-08-251h 51
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.36 (Pitza Will Never Be The Same) With Emily Cornelius & Jake TwopizzaThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two pizza lovers, Emily Cornelius and Jake Tupitza. We begin with a story about a they-care in a superheros basement, Evan's silent D, and Dylan's cool venue V.S. his even cooler venue. Emily has her couch selling skills questioned, she informs us on her favorite tiks to tok, and Jake gives an MLB steroids update. We reminisce back to Virginia...
2022-08-201h 51
Slaughterhouse StudiosCruelty Carnage Crusade Ep.10 (A Roast Battle Podcast) 7.22.22This podcast is a verbal violent Roast Battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle, as well a few opening sets of traditional stand-up to get the show kicked off. Recorded live on 7-22-22 at Wide Right. Filmed by Evan Joe & Carlos Morales.
The Battles featured in this episode: Joshua Beaver vs. Jake...
2022-08-151h 03
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.35 (The Jacuzzi Boys) With Aj Finney & Mitch JonesThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two hilarious guests, Aj Finney and Mitch Jones. Evan opens the episode as a purple belt in Spanish and reads some prepared quotes before we dive briefly into the Beckitionary. Just while brainstorming, the group comes up with a few ways that flamethrowers could really change the game for both fireworks, as well as mass shootings. Mitch gives some movie recommendations...
2022-08-121h 58
Slaughterhouse StudiosYIKIES!! Podcast Ep.2 Pt.2 (Make Out Queen)Kelsey Rosen & Hannah Popkin are two Denver based comedians that love each other possibly too much. This podcast captures two hilarious humans figuring out what it means to be well, as they explore the moments and subjects in life that make us all say YIKIES!! This episode begins with group coming back from doing DMT, jumping back into Yikies! or Me Likies! with discussions about whorpions and Kelsey seeing a dead body as a kid. After a breakdown of our percentages of Harry V.S. Sally, the girls debate sharing passwords with partners and Hannah's issue with the relationship...
2022-08-111h 05
Slaughterhouse StudiosCome In, We're Open With Austin Langely Ep.22 (Drunken Campus Tours)This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have the amazing Calvin Reid. We come back to record as soon as we figure out where the sound was coming from, and we discuss Calvin's love for learning, taking notes within a coffee shop, and not being responsible for the lives of others. After a bit of TV talk, Austin explains how being nice in life can pay off in prison. Calvin tells us about his "sassy" default as a child, drunkenly crushing college campus tours while walking backwards, and his...
2022-08-0851 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.34 (Beating The Ostrich) With John Novosad & Tanya SabrinaThis show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two very unique and hilarious humans, John Novosad & Tanya Sabrina. Opening up with Tanya talking about her crusading schedule, Evan drops his new poem for the beginning and quickly realizes his prepared bits make no sense for one of the guests. We have a few questions for John about doing Late Night, being a Boulder comic over the decades, and his...
2022-08-061h 04
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.33 (A Fine Japanese Blade With Hannah Popkin)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the very funny Hannah Popkin (Yikies!! Comedy Show). Opening up with bathroom questions, we do a Battle of Intros and Hannah defends The Fray. Evan explains two-tone/Skanking while consistently negging. The group talks a bit about comedy, rank each other's level swag and then we discuss Dave and his blades. Tip up or down, Japanese steal and his lovely mom...
2022-07-301h 57
Slaughterhouse StudiosCruelty Carnage Crusade Ep.9 (A Roast Battle Podcast) 7.8.22This podcast is a verbal violent Roast Battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle, as well an opening set of traditional stand-up to get the show kicked off. This episode features a fierce competitive battle, for the very first person to hold the "Young Club" Title. Recorded live on 7-8-22. Filmed by Evan Joe...
2022-07-2632 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.32 (David Rodriguez & The Fort)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the owner and defender of The Fort, David Rodriguez. The Fort is Northern Colorado's Best (only) Comedy Club, An intimate comedy theater with a full bar, right in the heart of Old Town Fort Collins! We open this episode with Dylan and David talking about parenting in the modern age, this history of The Fort venue before it was a comedy...
2022-07-231h 23
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.31 (Top 5 Favorite -Jared Chandler & Raymond Ace)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Jared Chandler and Raymond Ace. Opening with a breakdown of a few Top 5's, Dylan opens up about his Wendys Trauma and we discuss our sexual awakenings. We do a deep dive on the history of Primos Juggalo Westling as told by Dylan, Evan stands up for human rights currently being violated, the show discusses Smashing (not comedically), and favorite conspiracy...
2022-07-152h 16
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.30 (The Full Beanie)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a few very special guests, the Beanie Boys crew. Cameron Mackenzie (deckhand for docked boats), Thad B (fountain of youth/ human cinnamon stick/ member of the cloth/ overall perfect person) & Joe Bruno (lover of pizza) all come by to kick of Good Guy Summer. Coming in hot from a show at THUG, the boys discuss comedy in the springs, their personal...
2022-07-081h 43
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.29 (Amber Bird Poop)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we Derrick Rush and Jose Macall (3 A.M.). This episode transitions like a Butterfly with our guests coming on and off throughout the show. Derrick explains his climb through Comedy Works, his aversion to Open Mics because they just exist to fail, and Wende's #1 rule at Comedy Works. Jose joins the show and talks about 3 AM ("working hard for the crackheads"), and then...
2022-07-011h 29
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.28 (Still Going With All Popes)This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we keep it within the Slaughterhouse family with Austin Langely (Come In, We're Open) & Kelsey Rosen (Yikies!!). Recorded from Slaughterhouse North, this whole episode is full of constant debates and hot takes. After Bat facts with Kelsey and every intro except for Recreational Outrage's, we finally introduce our guests and get into our heated debate of All Popes v.s. Every President to...
2022-06-242h 10
Slaughterhouse StudiosCruelty Carnage Crusade Ep.8 (A Roast Battle Podcast) 6.3.22This podcast is a verbal violent roast battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle, as well an opening set of traditional stand-up to get the show kicked off. Recorded live in The Jesters Palace on 5-27-22. Filmed by Evan Joe.
The battles featured in this episode: Joshua Beaver vs. James Malles, Robbie...
2022-06-1941 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.27 (Alot Of Natives Went To Heaven)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Josh Emerson to talk about everything from Zoo life to what exactly is the perfect formula to make a Mexican. In the beginning of the episode Dylan tells a 420 story that involves an activate shooter and him seeing people run literally out of their shoes. Josh explains his...
2022-06-182h 18
Slaughterhouse StudiosHigh Altitude Sports Ep.12 (This Town Is Only Big Enough For One John)Dylan Kantor and Austin Ledabski are two Denver based comedians that started a podcast to capture all things sports. This week we have our 3rd host Derric Ragsdale on the show, and we recorded from our new Slaughterhouse North Studio. The episode starts with Ledabski and Derric talking about their experience at a game 1 watch party of the Stanley Cup and Russia's love for Ping Pong. Dylan explains his theory of the NBA being tired as an organization/fanbase, then we learn about the un-told "Darkside of John Elway", Shaq Shoes, and how future Nuggets trades need to involve...
2022-06-171h 48
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.16 (Poetry And Twerking In New Orleans)In this podcast the two hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten on their journey across the United States; Florida or Bust 2022 Road Trip Extravaganza. Recorded late night in a hotel in New Orleans and the two hosts have been drinking, but that doesn't stop them from opening with Laura giving some compliments and insults after a night of music in the air and chaos in the streets. Evan reads some of poetry that he wrote while experiencing the city of New Orleans and Laura can't stop twerking. After a discussion about bags on the side of the interstate, they...
2022-06-131h 25
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.26 (Dick Prints And Cartwheels)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Darius Dinkins and Jacob Jonas. Beginning with a bit of background on our guests, we discuss Denver comedy pre/post pandemic, and the different "classes" within the scene. Dylan and Evan recap their recent roast battle (doing a few unused jokes), and the group talks about the Dead...
2022-06-102h 00
Slaughterhouse StudiosMisinfomercials Ep.7 (Evan Davis V.S. Lamps Plus)Jeremy Cash and Cory Stevens are two Denver based comedians that have started a podcast to help solve the world's problems. Taking on one issue at a time, these two misinformed gentlemen are offering guidance and new ideas to assist those in need. Everyone has problems, we're here to solve them. Send in questions and issues that you need advice on, and we might have a solution or product that will help you.
This week on the show our call-in guest is Evan Davis. He's been having some real trouble with a local business, Lamps Plus, and...
2022-06-0751 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.15 (Dallas, Big Things Happen Here)In this podcast the two hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are in the beginning of their journey across the United States; Florida or Bust 2022 Road Trip Extravaganza. Recorded late night in a hotel in Dallas after the two had just enjoyed a night out on the town, they open with a recap of their adventure so far. With chaos at Enterprise, crashing the bicycle and chief festival in Trinidad and they decide driving through Texas is comparable to taking acid. This is only day 2 of their trip and Evan is already making sweeping generalizations about small towns and...
2022-06-0647 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.25 (2 Fries Short Of A Happy Meal)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a few members of the Slaughterhouse family, Austin Ledbaski and Derric Ragsdale of High Altitude Sports. The two hosts are battling in a Roast Battle soon so they are in Battle Mode the entire podcast. The podcast opens with a discussion about Austin's life on a commune and...
2022-06-042h 46
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.24 (What's Your Disability?)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Josh Donoghue and Charlie Lloyd, the two hosts of the Giggling Grizzly mic. Opening with the heat of a Floridian funeral, Dylan opens up about his growing paranoia and admitting that he has been making "lists" of people. Josh (Nurse-Boy) tells the group about testing jokes on patients...
2022-05-282h 00
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.14 (Butt to Butt Brothers)This episode is all over the place and the hosts Evan Fitzgerald & Laura Lundsten are clearly excited for their upcoming road trip. With stories of getting sick on St. Patrick's Day, stolen aborted fetuses and getting tailed by cops, this episode is a wild one. The two explain their "Key" bit, give a review of The French Dispatch and also recap a few of their past road trips. They also call Evan's "Butt to Butt" brother to congratulate his recent graduation and discuss the upcoming visit. The podcast ends with a few videos, and Evan's cheesiest bit he's come...
2022-05-231h 19
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.23 (We Believe In Papa Jr)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the one and only Papa Jr Joseph Papa Johnson. Truly a power conversation with an enthusiastic person bringing a unique perspective to comedy. The episode opens with Dylan and PJ bonding over their love for Hip-Hop and its importance in their lives. Amid a few great Denzel Washington...
2022-05-212h 45
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.22 (Local Joke Show)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have three returning guests, Spaghetti Jake, Evan Joe and Carlos Morales. The episode opens with Spaghetti explaining his 3-point diet and then the guests explain the origins and story behind Local Joke Show, how it works also previous/future locations. Carlos is running to California to escape a mice...
2022-05-162h 44
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.21 (Sexist, Racist Boy!!!)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two returning guests, Ali Kareem and Damon Howard. The episode opens with some big questions and everyone bonds over a love for U2. Damon announces his new catchphrase and Ali admits that he might not be the greatest roast comic. Ali tells his comedy journey of starting in...
2022-05-082h 17
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.20 (Misinformed Outrage)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the two hosts of Misinfomercials Podcast, Jeremy Cash and Cory Stevens. This episode starts off with Dylan telling us about his 10 popped tires within the last year and his suspicion of who's to blame. We consider starting a podcast on the side of the highway, and Jeremy tells...
2022-04-291h 50
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.19 (Idaho Isn't Real, But Quentin Can Predict the Future)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Quentin Johnson, and Erin Rose. Right out the gate there is a debate about getting a contact high and Quentin makes a bold prediction that ends up coming true live on the podcast. This episode starts with Quentin giving us a small walk through of how he started...
2022-04-242h 10
Slaughterhouse StudiosCruelty Carnage Crusade Ep.5 (A Roast Battle Podcast) 4.2.22This podcast is a verbal violent roast battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per battle and a headlining set of traditional stand-up in between the show to keep things moving. Recorded live in Jester's Palace on 4-2-22.
The battles featured in this episode: Divesh Patel vs. Damon Howard, Austin Ledabaski vs. Charlie Lloyd...
2022-04-2142 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.13 (The Birth of L2 Modern Dance Project)Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are excited to be back in the studio and won't let Evan's tinnitus stop them because they have new intro music, lots of drinks, and even more topics to discuss. Laura kicks things off by admitting a recent mistake she made at work, and then the two review their adventures with Hello Fresh and have a small book club moment. After Evan complains about a coworker, Laura decides Justin Trudeau is cute, but could also be the Canadian Anti-Christ. The two relive a few moments from middle school that range from farting during tests...
2022-04-181h 23
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.18 (Ghosted by Bob Saget)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have our first two returning guests, Philip Cano (creator of The Humor Underground) & Rudy Garcia (organizer of Cowtown Comedy Festival). We start off with a recap of the very first Cowtown Comedy Festival from the founder himself, the highlights, unexpected speed bumps along the way we spill the tea...
2022-04-152h 17
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.17 (KEllen DeGeneres & Emma's Big Beta Conspiracy)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two very funny up-and-comers to the Denver comedy scene, Emma Perkins and Kellan Duffy. This episode kicks off with some helpful technological tips, a discussion about our Roasts records and how we've won (or lost), and Emma tells us about her dream involving D.W. (from Aurthur), playgrounds...
2022-04-082h 16
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.16 (Birds Aren't Real With Rick & Ricky)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two Denver Comedy OGs, Rick Bryan & Ricky Ramos (Sidesplitting Entertainment). They come in hot into the studio and kick things off by telling the hosts their pronouns and explaining the gratification that comes from building things with their hands. Rick talks about opening for Scarface & Devin the Dude...
2022-04-012h 22
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.15 (YIKIES! That's Negging!!)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Hannah Popkin & Kelsey Rosen, the two hosts of Yikies!! (A comedy show in Denver) Both of these two hilarious comics are the founders of Compliment Central and are bringing back compliments to comedy. After going through a look back at our 6th grade selves, there's a full dive...
2022-03-252h 41
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.14 (I Have Riffs On Dredd Scott With Learning The Show)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Learning the show! This Denver based sketch group is full of funny people, so they come in hot and remix to the intro music. After a dive into the different members of learning and how they each got put into the show, we learn what chipotle item they...
2022-03-181h 57
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.13 (Two C's In An Outrage)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two geo-political experts, Christine Tomlinson and Christina Kleeman. Christine is a mother, martyr and adrenochrome advocate, & Christina controls the news with a leopard print echo chamber that smells like cat piss. This episode is hilarious chaos with discussions of everything from Dylan starting a fight club for 4th...
2022-03-112h 24
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.12 (Nut Cakes Can't Have Guns)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have the hilarious Phil Corridor on for our first single guest episode. In-between solving mysteries while hungover and giving dick a try after his 3rd marriage, Phil is creating some fun shows around town and discusses on the podcast some ideas for a future cooking show. A submitted voicemail...
2022-03-042h 15
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.11 (Moe Less Station)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Rachel Crowe (Barjory Buffet) & Oshee Baugus (Chapel Perilous). This episode starts off hot with a story of an Astro-nut and never loses steam with lessons on everything from crypto-jews to why M&M's were invented for diplomacy. There's a story of a NASA engineer addicted to moon rocks...
2022-02-252h 41
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.10 (Chapel Poptart)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Jose Macall (3AM) & Corey Cooley (Chapel Perilous). This episode was wild and hilarious with a range of topics from Dinophobia to the decline of both Italians and the lead singer of Staind. We get a walk-through of the "Reality Tunnel" and meet incredible people like Boulder Cop, Daryl...
2022-02-182h 23
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.9 (We're Going to Keep Saying P**** With Rudy & Raymond)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Rudy Garcia & Raymond Ace. This episode is all over the map with stories of taking mushrooms in NYC, Roast Battle Do's and Don'ts, and a look back at all of the "controversial" things that happened in 2021. Rudy is a cherished Greely Colorado comedy scene ambassador that hosts a...
2022-02-112h 20
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.8 (Comedy 101: Nunchakus & Sharts)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have JD Lopez (LeftHandRIghtBrain Podcast) & Evan Johnson. With these two favorite locals, we get a view into the Denver Comedy scene, pre-pandemic. A scattered history lesson of the mics, venues and show hosts that ran the Denver comedy world and how it compares the vibe of the scene now...
2022-02-042h 06
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.12 (Hollywood Scoop!)This episode begins with a deep and unplanned discussion between Evan and Laura about ancient civilizations and the "conspiracy" of Pangea. Evan moves the show along with a bunch of wacky stories about gas station scams, the official Poptart of the Nuggets, and Chloe's recent near escape. The two try out a couple of new segments including Tik Toks with Laura and Hollywood Scoops!: Who poops, who pukes and who is Mr. Gaga? The internet has been flooded with the ten-year challenge, instead of posting a photo, Evan and Laura add this podcast and they bring back memories of the...
2022-02-021h 20
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.7 (An Act Built On Lies With Kakuna & Creedon)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Josh Creedon and Kakuna Sinclair. There are so many funny bits, and a few learning moments in this episode. We get a lesson on the Namibian "N" word, discover Kakuna's brother is an award-winning African gospel singer, and we decide Nixon's wife, looks like Nixon in a wig...
2022-01-282h 42
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.6 (Jade Rose & The Cracker Ass Honkys)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Jade Rose and Cj Gauvain. With the birth of The Green Hot Chili Peppers, stories of losing LSD, and a breakdown of the word "Cracker", this episode was great from start to finish. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss...
2022-01-201h 09
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.5 (The Brawlecule Effect)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Evan Joe, Spaghetti Jake and Robbie Kumeso. This is one of the funniest episodes we've done so far with some truly hilarious moments. We cover the entire "Brawlecule Effect" story, play a round of good cop/ sad cop with Jussie Smollett and theres a discussion of why you...
2022-01-132h 18
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.4 (Spaghetti-Woes)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Evan Joe and Spaghetti Jake and its fun wild ride. We talk about so much in this podcast, drawing your own porn, the fallacies of garagage disposals and the saddest meals a person can eat alone. Each episode will feature different people from the local comedy scene in...
2022-01-0249 min
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.11 (Red Lettuce Roots)This is the last Permanently Unengaged of the year and Evan kicks it off by talking about his newfound love for Jerry Seinfeld and how Laura killed it with gifts for him this Christmas. Rather than a Christmas tree, they ended up getting an Optimist tree and they explain how they discovered this non-religious gem in a random parking lot. Laura does a few dances live on the show, Evan tells the story of being recently electrocuted, and then he goes on tangent about his love for crafting a perfect cup of coffee. Looking back on 2021, both Evan and...
2021-12-291h 31
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.3 (Cheetahs: The Squirrel of Iraq)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have Ali Kareem, Austin Langely and Jeff Stonic. Opening with a prayer, this podcast quickly goes off the rails when Ali claims he can take down a Cheetah and Austin threatens all black bears and snacks worldwide. After a listener submitted question from Tyler, Ali gives some comedy wisdom...
2021-12-202h 20
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.2 (3 THUGs & A Trickey)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. Each episode will feature different people from the local comedy scene in Denver discussing their stories and perspectives. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. This week on the podcast we have the hilarious Ryan Trickey, originally f...
2021-12-072h 24
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.10 (The Road To El Dorado; A Review of Santa Fe)Laura and Evan were feeling desperate to explore somewhere new and made a snap decision to take a trip to the city of Santa Fe, New Mexico. With stories and reviews from their 48 hour holiday, this episode is a recap of that adventure. Santa Fe is one of the oldest cities in the US with a distinct southwestern look that was like nothing the two had seen before and with such a small city size, Evan and Laura were able to see and do just about everything Santa Fe had to offer within walking distance. Evan picks an old l...
2021-12-011h 23
Slaughterhouse StudiosRecreational Outrage Ep.1 (Carlosgate)This show features local Denver comedians talking about anything and everything within the Colorado comedy scene. We hope to create a space where people can say whatever they want and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. Each show will feature different people from the local comedy scene in Denver discussing their stories and perspectives. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, local gossip in the scene and all of the important things happening around the world. This week we have Carlos Morales and Damon Howard in the Slaughterhouse Studio with our...
2021-11-232h 29Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.9 (Laura Is A Bird With Tourette's)It's Halloween in November on this episode of Permanently Unengaged podcast and Laura gets things rolling by slaughtering Evan at a made up game and then bragging about being the real bread winner of the relationship. Since Evan and Laura are from a land without seasons (Florida), the two discuss how pretty it is to watch Denver slowly slip into Autumn and the leaves changing across the city. After a review of Comrade Brewery, and a Lightning update, the two discuss their nick-name for Laura's boss and then finally Evan plays a video to open the show. That video...
2021-11-181h 34Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.12 (Slaughterhouse Studios Law Firm Get Its First Case)The two boys start this episode off with quite the failure to launch but things get rolling by the time they're joking about their favorite ghosts and pumpkin beers. A shoutout to the TB Lightning leads to a conversation about major hockey injuries and the dangers of the Iron Lotus. Evan discusses getting too much pleasure from pissing off a bunch of roller-bladers and Christian gives a review of the new Denver Meow Wolf. The boys reminisce back on the antics they would get into at other people's houses while house sitting and upsetting the owners. After a discussion...
2021-11-081h 23Slaughterhouse StudiosYou Can't Fire Me, I Quit!! (With Nick Cesarini)Nick Cesarini called Evan Fitzgerald early one morning and said "I'm bringing coffee, and we need to do a podcast. I have a wild story to tell you". After working for months at the same junk removal place in Denver, Nick got called into a meeting where the owners implemented a new "snitches get rewarded" policy and this causes Nick the "disrespectful delinquent" to put in is two weeks. Nick began to feel like he was getting fired by the end of the day, so he does the smoothest move in resignation history and trolls his boss with a "...
2021-10-301h 34Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.8 (Fuck Paul, Marry John, Give Cancer To George and Send Ringo To War)Welcome to an other episode of Permanently Unengaged and this one kicks off hot with Laura's conspiracies about Marry Poppins and her habit of eating meat and cheese like a squirrel. After a quick discussion of Buffet etiquette, the two announce that the podcast is now a bilingual, and then do a small brew update. Laura talks about a ballet professor that made Laura uncomfortable with his massive bulge, and then the two review recently seeing The Dollop podcast live and the great Bill Burr at Red Rocks. Evan gives a shoutout to the late Norm McDonald and he...
2021-10-251h 03Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.11 (Call 1-800-Slaughterhouse For The Adult Diaper)Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are back with a new episode and this one is a truly wild ride. Christian comes in hot on this one with stories of horny dogs, gifts for Evan, his wallet being held in Evandence, desires of being a cyborg, and getting targeted ads from Ron DeSantis. The two discuss the Gabby Petito case on the day of as the story is unfolding, and that leads to a conversation about TikTok and the power of the internet. After a quick advertisement from 1-800-Slaughterhouse Adult Diapers the two boys share a kiss and talk...
2021-10-171h 16Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.7 (Laura "Low Rider" Lundsten Gets Robbed )Your favorite unengaged couple are back with a new episode and we get to meet the most feared wrestler in Denver, "The Low Rider". Evan opens the show by calling out the rudest bartender in Colorado and Laura has the idea of doing a "Slaughterhouse Studios Sleepover". There's a small recap of Evan's recent adventure to a wrestling match/ comedy show, and that leads to the back story of "The Low Rider". The two discuss recent news events like rich people flying to space, The Nevermind baby controversy, and a man in SC wins the lottery twice in two...
2021-10-021h 06Slaughterhouse StudiosThe DeadRoom Minute Show (Recorded Live 9/11/21 In The DeadRoom Basement)Slaughterhouse Studios and Deadroom Comedy came together to create a new idea of having local comedians perform stand-up to a literally Dead Room. The audience was asked ahead of time to do everything they can to not laugh during a 1 minute performance and the comedians have to work above and beyond to get the laughs out of the crowd. The show is opened by Noah Reynolds (of Chicken And The Nuggets Podcast) with a hilarious set of conventional comedy and then Jeff Stonic and Jacob Jonas (of Dessert with DeadRoom Comedy Podcast) begin the new game "1 Minute In A...
2021-09-2550 minSlaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.10 (What Was Rudy Giuliani Up To This Week?)Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen recorded this episode in the back of Scruffy Murphy's Irish Pub, and they kick things off hot by praising the ice kings (TB Lightning) and Evan complains about slicing open his finger with a Ninja blender. The two discuss Jeff Bezos's penis rocket, shallow people (kiddie pools) and the 3 big problems in America. Evan recently went to a wrestling match, which leads to a chat about what Eric Andre would be like as a wrestler and Evan shares the "Milk Crate challenge" with the Queen. Christian gives a review on "Dave's Hot Chicken" and...
2021-09-211h 16Slaughterhouse StudiosWarehouse Summer Series Ep.2 (The Finale)This was our last episode of the warehouse summer series before the warehouse was shut down so this is our big finale for the show. Evan is joined by two unique guests Rob (Colorado born, manager at the warehouse) and Ephraim (Sports fanatic and Florida man like no other). It's a hot episode (literally over 100 degrees), the neighboring warehouse is partying next door, and the guys are joined by Laura (from Permanently Unengaged) so this episode is a wild one with a lot going on. Ephraim tells the story of "Hobs" the three legged dog, the group talks about...
2021-09-1458 minSlaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.9 (Evan Poops In A Dog Park And Austin Is Blamed)Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are back in the studio and they are joined by stand up comedian, and candy addict, Austin Langely. This was our first episode with a guest and it starts off hot with odd facts about Hitler's ability to riff and his sexual habits involving his shoes. Austin explains the Lorena Bobbitt story, roasting people in the crowd at comedy shows and the pressure of ordering for your first time at A&W. Evan talks about his recent pant pooping stories and how he blames his most recent on Austin, and then goes on a...
2021-09-071h 30
Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.6 (Turbo & Chi-Chi Make Life Worth Living)Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten begin the episode discussing their love for high-quality coffee (Folgers) and praising the kings of the ice (TB Lightning). They both decide this year that the Olympics suck, and Laura goes on a tangent about her love for MASH. The cat Noel continually chews on chords throughout the show in an attempt to either sabotage the show or commit kitty suicide. Evan recaps his parent's recent visit to Denver and how they commandeered Laura's birthday, while pushing marriage at every opportunity. This inspires Evan and Laura to brain storm on ridiculous places to get...
2021-08-261h 07Slaughterhouse StudiosWarehouse Summer Series Ep.1 (Three Legs Of A Tripod)Evan Fitzgerald brought all of the studio's equipment to his work after hours and did a two part series with his coworkers in the warehouse. On this episode we have Rob McGrath and Blue to discuss how they all started at the warehouse and what their specific jobs are. From building up a start up screen printing process to the silly items we distribute, we break down the entire business. Rob tells his story of proposing to his fiancé and how he won her heart by baking a pie. Blue talks about his background of growing up in Venice B...
2021-08-161h 12Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.5 (What Do You Feed The Grape Guy?)Summer rains were coming down on a Sunday afternoon so Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten decided to a podcast on the back porch and it was a real silly goose time. This episode opens with a big shoutout to our Stanley Cup Champs, then shitting on Florida, and it somehow leads to a conversation about artists collaborations in music and the dance world. Laura goes on a tangent about the oldest tree (root system), and then talks about her recent trip to ND for a family reunion where she trolled a professional photographer and how she melted the wheel...
2021-08-031h 10Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.8 (Stinky And The Stain)Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen start the episode off by giving an other shoutout to the Stanly Cup champs and they end it with a real bolt of lightning. (see bottom of description to understand foreshadowing reference) This one is all over the place with subjects like Sean Penn using women to meet El Chapo, how mushrooms are linked to Christianity to peanut allergy psychos. Evan recounts his drug arrest that landed him federal charges, and Christian talks about the time he puked and hit his head while blacked out in an elevator. Christian also tells a recent story...
2021-07-271h 32Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Smoking Ep.2 (Beef Ritney)Welcome back to our supergroup podcast with Christian Queen, Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten. We begin this episode with a lot of butt hole talk and talking shit on Cracker Barrel. The group gives a shoutout the TB lightning for winning the Stanley Cup (as they predicted), they tell the story of when Evan split his head during quarantine, and have a debate over the controversy of the Olympic athlete being banned for smoking pot. They realize that the Olympics are practically just an anime come to reality and that anime is practically westerns but with cartoons. Bill Cosby...
2021-07-191h 37Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.4 (Chloe The Cannabis Canine)Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten got fresh on a Sunday afternoon with a few beers and smelly rears (the shower is broken). Evan opens this episode with an insane engagement video and then explains how he fails at home repairs. The two talk about what life is like having a basement as Floridians, Laura's ongoing Disney addiction and how stupid "Firsts" are. They recap a recent garage comedy show and also a not so recent First Friday on Santa Fe. Evan just celebrated his 25th birthday, so the two talk about their adventures that day and end up on...
2021-07-071h 24Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Smoking Ep.1 (Titans Of The Industry)The two pillars of Slaughterhouse Studios (Smoking or Non-Smoking & Permanently Unengaged) have come together for this supergroup podcast with Christian Queen, Evan Fitzgerald, Laura Lundsten and special guest Alexa Rodriguez. This show begins with Laura talking about her Disney movie addiction and Christian is enabling it. They somehow start discussing the greatness of Taika Waititi (which happens twice in one podcast) and they give spoilers for the Marvel Universe. Evan recaps his Go Skate Day adventure and of course the cat stops by and distracts the entire show. The group talks about their dads similarities, and vast differences. There...
2021-06-301h 27Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep.6 (Ordered Bacon, Paid For Ham, Received Turkey)This episode starts off with Evan Fitzgerald attempting to turn the show into a podcast about salads and then explaining how he recently "Parent Trapped" his bosses at the warehouse. Christian Queen and Evan reminisce on the struggle of serving serving senior citizens in Florida with dementia and what it was like going to events in 2020 with lockdowns and social distancing. Evan talks about the comedy open mics in Denver and how humbling it can be to eat shit on his skateboard. That leads into a discussion about skateboarding while drinking, and eventually they just start sharing black out...
2021-06-231h 14Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep. 5 (Lazer Cut Hot Dog Buns)Is a Hamburger a sandwich? How do they cut hot dog buns? Did Flobots make any songs other than "No Handle Bars"? All of these questions are answered on this weeks episode of Smoking or Non-Smoking with Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen. Evan talks about his job at the warehouse, tells a wild story from Memorial Day and shares some recent adventures from the open mics in the Denver comedy scene and hunting for skate spots for the @denver_spot_loctator page on Instagram. Christian takes an official stance on whether a Hamburger is a sandwich, and pees only 4...
2021-06-091h 18Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep.3 (Substantiate That Hoe)Its Spring time in Denver and the city is opening back up so Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten are excited to share their recent adventures. The two talk about writing jokes together and Evan praises Laura as "The Seeker". Evan also tells a story about his recent SJW moment and how he got the biggest crybaby to stop crying. They discuss starting a deathpool for their pet and reminisce on old road trips while plotting out their next journey. The episode ends with Evan playing an array of wild videos he's found around the internet with everything from Asian...
2021-06-051h 01Slaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep. 4 (The Queen Is Back In Town)Christian Queen is back in Denver from his week long trip to North Carolina, filled with awkward family interactions and shooting Robo Cop guns. Christian also recaps his recent birthday and then tells his story of meeting the famous comedian Hannibal Buress. Evan Fitzgerald's mind gets blown when he learns about the future of talking to dead relatives, and upon hearing is his million dollar idea is being stolen by M&M's. The two announce that they are starting to produce merch and Evan ends the episode with a video that he knew would make Christian laugh (it worked).
2021-05-281h 12Slaughterhouse StudiosPernamitley Unengaged 420 Episode (Reefer Madness Watch Along)This episode is coming out a little late for 4/20 but honestly we forgot to upload it, probably due to over consumption of marijuana. Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had never seen the infamous stoner classic Reefer Madness so they say back and got too high to watch this notoriously awful film "mystery science theatre" style. If you would like to watch along, the movie begins at 3:45 in the podcast and the film is a copyright free, public domain movie that can easily be found on YouTube.
Reefer Madness (originally made as Tell Your Children and sometimes titled...
2021-05-181h 15Slaughterhouse StudiosWHAT Did Huck Write On The Legal Pad?!?Huck is a true Texan that came to visit Denver for a week and he is passionate about two things, doing pottery and saying "howdy". Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten have Sawyer Hewitt (HuckleBrie Finn) on this episode to discuss everything from taking a penny-farthing down a mountain to pro tips for slack lining (only 1). Huck talks about his perspective of the camp he and Evan worked at and Huck's legendary "History of Memes" class. They discuss bicycling in Colorado v.s. Texas and Huck explains his 2020 quarantine being filled with solitaire, building a kiln and bird watching. Evan...
2021-05-161h 45Slaughterhouse StudiosA Dolphin Goes To The SlaughterHouseEvan Fitzgerald and Daniel Gavrilin know each other by other names, Tiny Leaf and Swift Millipede Dolphin. Evan asked that Swifty come in to be the first, debut guest in the studio. The two had met years ago when they worked together at a summer camp and have remained friends ever since. Dolphin loves music and has spent years involved in event organization and performance production. The episode begins with Dolphin being very sus of Evan's list of notes and then we get an exclusive update of Dolphin's kickflips. Evan's aqua-phobia is worked out and Dolphin talks about his...
2021-05-161h 08Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep. 2 (Latina Fiesta)Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten had a perfect Saturday and Evan had to capture it in a podcast. Evan convinced Laura to do this episode at 2 AM after getting home from a party, please excuse their drunkenness. They discuss their morning of watching geese fight in the park and experiencing the anarchy that is Homedepot spring shopping. Evan continues to complain about the rain and Laura is interested in cults. Evan talks about his opinions on the Denver comedy scene and then they talk about a random party they got invited to that was full of Latina babes doing...
2021-05-1652 minSlaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep. 3 (Tip-toe through the Tulips)Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are joined by Laura Lundsten on this episode right before Christian goes away for a week. This show begins with the topic of classic cartoons, Evan's love for hospitals and Laura talking about Horse camp (child labor). The three reminisce about their old home in Florida "The Shack" and Evan explains why a child recently called the cops on him. Christian talks about his opinion of Assassins Creed Odyssey and Laura murders her Sims characters.
2021-05-111h 13Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep. 1.5 (Sound Bored)Evan Fitzgerald is obsessed with his new soundboard and Laura Lundsten can't stop watching Who's Line Is It Anyway. Evan goes through too many sound drops from vines, viral videos and classic quotes from movies that he finds funny and at some point he plays a clip for Laura and it leads it a game of "name that band" but for a comedian's famous quote. Noel the cat stops by and Evan talks about a sketch that sounds awful, but he thinks is a genius idea.
2021-05-1115 minSlaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep. 2 (Sir, have you been farting?)Christian Queen and Evan Fitzgerald go through many important topics in this episode like the odd smells they enjoy and how great Indian buffets are. They give a small review (no spoilers) of Mortal Kombat and end up on a tangent about video games. Some how they end up talking about getting jacked like Kumail Nanjiani and end up watching the video of Mike Tyson threatening an interviewer. Christian also discusses GERD and what its like to painfully fart on a daily basis.
2021-05-111h 12Slaughterhouse StudiosPermanently Unengaged Ep. 1 (We enjoy talking to each other)Evan Fitzgerald has forced his lovely girlfriend to do a podcast with him and this is the beginning of this story. The two have been together for too long and they don't see it ending anytime soon. This podcast is a small view into their everyday life. In this podcast they discuss the chaos that is Denver traffic, silly aspects of Catholicism and they chat about Comedy/Dance, their two favorite things.
2021-05-1127 minSlaughterhouse StudiosSmoking Or Non-Smoking Ep. 1Evan Fitzgerald and Christian Queen are two best friends that have lived together for the past 4 years and the duo have finally started the podcast that nobody wants, or needs, but its what the world deserves. In this pilot episode they discuss Dune (the greatest scifi novel ever), the flaws in classic superheroes and figuring out how the new equipment works. This is the first test, consider it Apollo 1, and everything will get better from this point out.
2021-05-1050 min