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Bad ExpectationsWhat about AbooDooBoo?99 is finally here!!!! 2023-11-1637 minBad ExpectationsThere is No way all this Splooge came from one Splooge man98!!!! Sorry about the wait and we missed you!!!!2023-11-1635 minBad ExpectationsIM GONNA GURT!!!This week we talk about sex phrases, the hardships of delivering food, getting hit in the GURT and Seinfeld jokes. 2023-09-0148 minBad ExpectationsProtect ya neck, PEW PEW!!!This week we talk about ufc, Evan goes for a walk and we talk comedy!!!2023-08-2547 minBad ExpectationsRaised on twigsThis week we talk about dumb birds, Evan thinks we're talking about bees, Burke has his first paid gig, Devers, the boys see a Buck at a car dealership and we remember the GREAT STEVEN WRIGHT.2023-08-1849 minBad ExpectationsThe game has changed but the players are the same!!!This week we talk about birds, milfhunter and we enjoy some silence2023-08-1153 minBad ExpectationsI got out of the chocolate business youngThis week we talk about chocolate, Burke turning into Britney, fights and Evans egg nog. 2023-08-0337 minBad ExpectationsGotta cool this crack down with a cigaretteThis week we talk about crack, wills and Evans calves get toned from carrying him. 2023-07-2835 minBad ExpectationsIt would be weird if you played Cowboys and First Nations.This week Evan chooses a date of the recording so its just Buke and Barry one the mics. 2023-07-2040 minBad ExpectationsBefore I play BOP IT...This is a short but sweet show!!!!2023-07-0840 minBad ExpectationsYou dont have a firsty firsty.This week we talk how bad our first kissees were and soft hands 2023-06-2741 minBad ExpectationsMy name is Flanders to them.This episode Barry wears his shame over a lost episode, Evan makes fun sounds on a new chair and Burke thought he was the only person who could write cursive. 2023-06-2752 minBad ExpectationsComedy comes in threes, Family comes in fours.This week Emma returns and we talk about FAST X!!!!2023-05-2349 minBad ExpectationsAdult in a CultThis week its Barry and Burke while Evan is at a family gathering. 2023-05-2351 minBad ExpectationsRat Traps and Bananas!!!The boys are back! This week the boys share their solo erotic methods!!! 2023-05-2352 minBad ExpectationsKD is white trash pasta.Emma Returns!!!! Evan gets a sick tummy, Barry finds out when jesus died, Burk gears up for his birthday and Evan tries to convince us that KD is pasta. 2023-04-1455 minBad ExpectationsI wish you would twirl my little bottomThis week we talk about sexting, unlimited texting hours, and to catch a Preditor. 2023-04-0747 minBad ExpectationsI'M SCARED BURKE, IM SCARED!!!This week Burke tricks Evan with a "CBD" joint, none of us can pronounce words properly and Burke tricks ladies with loud noises.2023-03-3046 minBad ExpectationsAfter 9pm you're both going to look like you have blackface on.This week we talk about how $50 is the new $20, we take shots and Phoebe Barks. 2023-03-2342 minBad ExpectationsJerry, Jurke and JevenThis week we recap the Comedy Jam and three new hosts emerge!!!2023-03-1645 minBad ExpectationsYou're not even strong FAT.This week it takes up almost 9min to bring up cum!!!2023-03-0243 minBad ExpectationsIs that racsist what you're sAying?This week Burke gets mean mugged by a white man, we talk about chocolate, Burke pisses off Barry about hot people and Burke takes off to Calgary. 2023-02-2340 minBad ExpectationsAnd it's TNT, Shake that ass.This week Burke becomes a twitter star, dumb dogs and Evan is going to be on the Mash this week. 2023-02-1737 minBad ExpectationsSay his name, LealanardioThis week day dream about eating wings and talk about bad things people may or may not do with their dogs. 2023-02-0935 minBad ExpectationsGay FartsShane is back on the show!!! We sit down and ask all the hard questions of life. 2023-02-0550 minBad ExpectationsBad CummpanyThis week is full of YOU GUESSED IT, cum...2023-01-2445 minBad ExpectationsMaybe we should get our life together and go to jail.This week we are sober and slow starting. Burke slips on banannas, Evan joins team sober and Barry does home projects. 2023-01-2047 minBad ExpectationsI don't beleive in Feng Shui but maybe its Fucking with usThis week Barry, Burke and Evan forget how to start a episode, speak strange english, Burke travels through time and we figure out what counts as losing your V-Card. 2023-01-1343 minBad ExpectationsIt's not everyday you see a hero in th streetThis week we talk about eating ass by accident, getting mad at old ladies and strange post porn behaviour.2022-12-2049 minBad ExpectationsYou're not going to fight a treeThis week Barry, Evan, Burke and Shane talk some serious shit. 2022-12-2041 minBad ExpectationsSuper heros take historic ass whoopings.This week it's the Barry and Burke show!!!2022-12-2039 minBad ExpectationsGive me the Fat LesbianThis week Barry finaly gets around posting episodes!!!2022-12-2047 minBad ExpectationsI'm not moving till you get out of that tank son!!!This week Barry is hungover, Evan & Burke are 6days sober, thrown out bikes and father beatings. 2022-10-1444 minBad ExpectationsToo poor to clean a castle.This week Barry is super late to posting this episode, we talk about owning castles, living with rappers and wild ass dogs. 2022-10-1449 minBad ExpectationsI was really smart in class in the 3rd grade.This week er talk about bodegas, friends stealing cars, dangerous drunk girls, guys getting turned down by their crush and the multiplication table. 2022-09-0749 minBad ExpectationsAHHAHH!!!AHHHAHHAAAHAW! I'm NOT GAY!!!This week we talk about white guys with toe sandels, squeeky Teslas, red flags, short film ideas and Burke don't cum drunk. 2022-08-2253 minBad ExpectationsNobody DJ's at the Crooked GooseThis week Barry, Burke, Shane and Evan talk about a argument we got into over a list, we make the list and Evan keeps calling himself 'Daddy".2022-08-1650 minBad ExpectationsThats a real funny African nameThis week IT'S EVANS BIRTHDAY!!! Also Burke quit jerking off, poor editing in porn, Burke likes a girl and the boys drink fireball. 2022-07-2044 minBad ExpectationsFast and the why so serious?THis week Burke, Evan and Barry shoot the shit about work, new jobs, non latex condoms, lube, Evan pitches podcast names and talk about new segments for the show. 2022-07-121h 05Bad ExpectationsThat's 240 Nine Elevens. Evan is BACK!!!EVAN RETURNS. This week the original trio is back together to catch up on old times and get a talking to by Evan. Ejoy our 60th episode2022-06-2758 minBad ExpectationsRich asians dropping HARD R'sThis week Burke and Barry talk about trips to Salt Spring, friends predicting covid, the fear of missing out, saving dogs and rich asians dropping n-bombs.2022-06-2753 minBad ExpectationsWeird ass comedy show that I paid for.This week Barry and Burke hold it down and talk about weird comedy shows, UFC, shady dudes who do magic, Burkes sad nights and people getting beaten up. 2022-06-2733 minBad ExpectationsI GAVE YOU THE SPEACH, DON'T THROW YOUR PURSE AT ME!!!This week we talk about V-Cards, dating in our youth, hair plugs, push-ups, Burk fights his friends, Shane gets snuck out of a building and wears disguises. 2022-06-071h 15Bad ExpectationsThey should do a 30 for 30 for those ladies.This week Burke and Barry talk about Marlons late nights with dudes named Rupert, Barry not learning how to drink less, dead slugs, the days of having a desktop, we pitch a Espn 30 for 30 for "Two girls one cup" and we Call EVAN!!!2022-06-021h 00Bad ExpectationsTeeth like a Leopard, mind like a monkey.This week Barry and Burke talk about blacking out, Hang overs, mexicans peaking into Barry's window, broken arms and we strike out on two phone calls. 2022-05-3047 minBad ExpectationsJust for men, taste like men.This week we Shane, Burke and Barry talk about condoms, strange after parties, angry bodegas, drug fronts and Shane gives bad directions to a blind man.2022-05-241h 42Bad ExpectationsBarry Joins the POdcastThis is our first show back from a long hiatus away!!! It's Barry, Emma and Burke try and phone Evan, Burkes tells some horror stories, we talk alot about pee and Barry upgrades the recording space. 2022-05-141h 01Bad ExpectationsIs that a real dream?This week we have Marlon on the show and Shane lets loose. 2022-04-151h 13Bad ExpectationsI am no longer soberThis week Shane is done with his lies about being sober and we give him a intervention to deal with the strange people in his life, 2022-04-071h 08Bad ExpectationsEPISODE 50!!! Who knew?This is our 50th episode and none if us knew. This week Shane keeps lying about his sobriety and shares crazy storys of being on the road. 2022-04-071h 17Bad ExpectationsI count how many burgers i eat but i aint counting the friesThis week we talk about talking to cab drivers, watermelons at parties, The Hot takes show and drinks that were accidentally too strong. 2022-03-221h 09Bad ExpectationsI hit that guy so hard BIRDS FLEW OUT!!!This week we talk about magic, street beatings and hiking for fat people. 2022-03-221h 14Bad ExpectationsIf i don't have to see or smell itThis week we talk for ever and ever and EVER!!!! This is out longest episode to date. Also i would like to apologize for the clicking noise that occurs half way through the episode. Im currently working on removing it but i can't hold up publishing episodes for now. 2022-03-171h 43Bad ExpectationsLast nights acid trip.This week its the trio of Barry, Burke and Shane and er talk about Lucky bar, shame overs and Acid. Also, Evan Mumford makes a sneaky appearance. 2022-02-251h 31Bad ExpectationsMy name is long for "Bar"This week we Barry, Henok, Burke and Emma talk about names, staff parties, harmless lies and self sustaining crack communities. 2022-02-181h 02Bad ExpectationsBurke gets too highThis week Shane, Barry and Henok witness Burke travel to anoither dimention. 2022-02-041h 12Bad ExpectationsTrench coat in Arizona, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?This week Henok, Barry and Burke talk about teachers being bullies, tinder, Italians and say fuck you to hiking while Shane is too busy protesting. 2022-02-041h 28Bad ExpectationsYou have two hotdogs in your hands!!!This week Barry, Burke, Shane and Emma cope with their hangovers with more drinks and edibles. Also, we phone our long lost love Evan Mumford, Prank call Henok and Shane pukes where no man has puked before. 2022-01-221h 25Bad ExpectationsThey're no hermit crab owners thats for sure.This week Shane yells about pizza, Barry talks strippers, Burke denied a crab and the lovley Emma stepps in for a covid ridden Henok. 2022-01-131h 23Bad ExpectationsI was hit in the face by a balloon.This week is our 40th episode. 2021-12-211h 14Bad ExpectationsAnd we know africans.This week we talk about wrestling, Shane tries to find out whats in the african store and Burke loves his tesla. 2021-12-211h 16Bad ExpectationsYou see a white guy, JEMAL?????This week Burke continues his tesla flexes, Shane stands in the rain and Phoebe runs a muck!!!2021-12-211h 25Bad ExpectationsSome people do feel, still…This week Henok, Shane, Burke and Barry talk about wheelchairs, only childeren, Teslas, budging in line and G.I.L.Fs.2021-11-221h 17Bad ExpectationsI give a pennie a dayShane and Henok are back and we talk about comedy, drinking, Burke has no idea how movies are dubbed and we call Evan. 2021-11-191h 18Bad ExpectationsSo much tums for one HouseholdThis week Henok and Shane are on the show and we talk way too much Subway and Tums. 2021-11-191h 03Bad ExpectationsToo much tums for one HouseholdWe have Shane and Henok back to fill the Mumford gap. We talk subway, Asians named "Bro" and everything in between.2021-11-191h 03Bad ExpectationsBack for a THREE PEAT!!!This week Henok is back for his THREE PEAT and we talk about Evan, sobriety and Burke's hatred of reading. 2021-11-071h 03Bad ExpectationsPretty girl or a crackhead, ITS VICTORIA!!!HENOK IS BACK!!! This week we talk about Pumpkin parties, names that sound alike, comedy, Burke bullies people, Henok quits taling shots and Burke be feeling handsome. 2021-10-271h 09Bad ExpectationsJust the two of usThis week Barry and Burke talk some surious shit and Evan leaves us for the east coast. 2021-10-2259 minBad ExpectationsHe will not bring dips!!!This episode is a shorty. We wear masks, scare Barry's dog, and talk pizza. 2021-10-2124 minBad ExpectationsBig 30: Soft spot for dirty dogs.THIS IS EPISODE 30!!! The boys talk about popcorn, games and not being white. 2021-10-131h 12Bad ExpectationsThe mom and pop shops of the Dark artsThis week we have Shane back on the show and we run into a record breaking amount of issues while recording. 2021-10-021h 15Bad ExpectationsHe's upset that his pool is too coldThe week we answer some bax ex questions and Evan and Burke argue about Drake and Kanye, we talk about wheelchair ass and Shane Priestly bails to play with watermelons. 2021-09-2653 minBad ExpectationsMaybe you're a dog and felt a earthquake coming.This week we talk abour struggles with stand up comedy, ribsfest and we make silly calls. 2021-09-1749 minBad ExpectationsWhite Like Justin, Black Like TrudeauThis week Barry is in rough shape, Burke eats subway for breakfast, Evan spits some bars and Pheobe falls off her chair. 2021-09-0951 minBad ExpectationsTear aways, grills, frosted tips and visorsThis week the boys get silly and answer questions from fans. 2021-09-0153 minBad ExpectationsVentay Funny CrumpettThis week all three of us struggle to get our wheels in motion and drink some fancy gin. 2021-08-261h 03Bad ExpectationsGrossest Lookin Sex BoxThis week Barry and BurKy Burke fend off hangovers and Evan gets mad about McFlurry ingredients. Oh yeah and comdoms, condoms, CONDOMS!!!2021-08-2156 minBad ExpectationsIts sexual or a hate crimeThis week Barry gets playful with the audio, Burke gets sad and Evan Drops a Elmo Bamb on us. 2021-08-1355 minBad ExpectationsA Big WuTang phase ( a meat thief story )This week we have special guest Henok Meresa on the show, Evan covers up his past of meat stealing and we try and figure out who would handle fame the best. 2021-08-041h 13Bad ExpectationsIf you're White and RichThis week the boys deal with the shame of the week before and have a few poo poo corners along the way. 2021-07-2951 minBad ExpectationsEvan's big 31. Fart Attack!!!This week we celebrate Evan's 31TH Birthday with special guest Shane Priestley and nearly ruin our lives in the process. 2021-07-291h 06Bad ExpectationsFast and the CuriousThis week Burke is hungover, Evan did stand up Comedy, and Barry is full of gas. 2021-07-1554 minBad ExpectationsWhat's a 187 baby???This week we get real deep with Evan, Burke POO POOS his own corner and Barry rambles on. Shout out to Marlon for the new DOPE BEAT!!!2021-07-081h 10Bad ExpectationsF*CK, Fight and FistBumpsThe Boys try and beat the heat with stories of sex, van explossions, lemonade stands, and selling porn. 2021-07-011h 01Bad ExpectationsThe chill tale of 100 Subs!!!We reach 100 subscribers, Evan covers up his racism, Burke Sneezes in Barry's path and the boys talk about the discovery of CUM!!!2021-06-241h 04Bad ExpectationsPillsbury doughboy ON HEROINThis week we have special guest Quincy Thomas on the show, Burke yells for 23min, Barry gets the giggles and Evan channels his inner Doughboy. 2021-06-171h 08Bad ExpectationsNothin but FEELINGSThis week we chat about spirit animals, feeling and everything in between. 2021-06-111h 04Bad ExpectationsTell me more about bananas MANThis week we have special guest Max Bank-Jaffe and we talk about bullies, Max makes a mess on the floor, Evan gets vacinated and Barry stuffs his face. 2021-06-031h 10Bad ExpectationsHer Dad was a GhostThis week we talk about blowjobs, Cheese, ghosts and Evan complains about his chair. 2021-05-271h 09Bad ExpectationsTHese Dreads This MusicThis week we hit EPISODE 10!!! Burke and Barry catch a few beating and Evan talks AMERICAN PIE with battle rap energy. 2021-05-201h 12Bad ExpectationsPink eYEBurke gets pink eye and tight braids, Barry is misseing quarter Pound beef patties and Evan is tardy.2021-05-131h 03Bad ExpectationsLost TribeThis week Burke contemplates potential lost tribes, we give Shane Preistley a call and Evan tries to get Barry though his hangover. 2021-05-051h 02Bad ExpectationsThis body is for ChristBurke, Barry and Evan struggle to start their day due to covid bullshit, we talk hotboxing methods, the food pyramid and the power of KALE!!! Music by Marlon Keenon2021-04-281h 00Bad Expectations420 Iced Al PacinoThis is the 420 episode. The boys get high as fuck and we have our first guest Shane Priestley join the madness to talk about getting high, out of shape cops and more. 2021-04-2256 minBad ExpectationsBurke's Big 30We celebrate Burke's 30th birhthday and Barry forgets to record 10min worth of video!!! But dont worry because we have its all audio ready to go for you here. 2021-04-141h 04Bad ExpectationsMonster Shaken not StirredThis week Barry struggles with staying awake, Burke schools us on driving and Evan has a RedBull. 2021-04-0852 min
Bad ExpectationsCum Or ConspiracyThis week we brush up on conspiracy theories, Evan And Barry have the hair of the dog and Burke masterbates. 2021-04-0148 minBad ExpectationsCould have been a fantasy .Barry, Burke and Evan get to prank calls and stories that may not have happened. 2021-03-251h 01
Bad ExpectationsYou Got to go hipsterEpisode 1!!! We sit down to figure out who we are and what we are going to be about on this podcast. 2021-03-171h 24