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FMKlit Pod133. Murder Mysteries!It was Cupid, in the bookstore, with his arrows of love! We here at FMKlit love following the clues, which is why today we're doing Murder Mysteries! For this suspicious episode we read "Inn for Murder: Cozy Romance Mystery (A Wildflower Inn Mystery Book 1)" by Harper Lin and "A Curious Woman: Murder Under the Gum Trees" by Jess Lea. Our homicidal hosts discuss the importance of vintage suits, rooster danger senses, and to always beware the Amandas.
Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2025-07-161h 56FMKlit Pod131. Park Rangers!It's said that love is a journey. We here at FMKlit say it's more like a trail in the woods. And that's why today we're doing Park Rangers!! (Calm down, Christine). For this eco-conscious episode we read "Happy Trail: A Trapped Together Forced Proximity Romance (Park Ranger Book 1)" by Daisy Prescott and "Splinter (Significant Brothers Book 1)" by E. Davies. Our outdoorsy hosts discuss smelly ladies, doing coke off someone's clavicle, and (shock of the year) actual romance in a romance novel.
Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2025-06-191h 53FMKlit Pod129. Books Written by AI!The future's looking pretty bleak these days. We at FMKlit are preparing for our robot overlords by reading Books Written By AI! For this generated episode we read "The Forgotten Song: The Masterpiece written by AI and Zoki" by Zoran Rogic, and "Love Unscripted: A Novel Written Entirely by AI" by WriteGPT. Our hosts (who are totally still humans and haven't been replaced) discuss uranium pianos, the most egregious example of repeated beats, and Claire brings a surprise guest!
Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2025-05-211h 40
FMKlit Pod115. Celebrity Authors!Love can make anyone feel like a star, but some people actually are. Which is why today we're doing Celebrity Authors!! For this famous episode we read "This Bird Has Flown: A Novel" by Susana Hoffs, and "Girls Like Girls" by Hayley Kiyoko. Our very unfamous hosts discuss the difficulties of early '00s screennames, several FMKlit firsts (sarcastic), and more editor conspiracy theories. Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2024-09-031h 51
FMKlit Pod98. Single Dads!Here at FMKlit we are very discerning and only like men with the most admirable qualities: strength, a sense of humor, and being able to chase away the monsters under the bed. Which is why today we're doing single dads! We read "Egomaniac" by Vi Keeland and "Pies & Promises: An MM Single Dad Romance (Heartcraft Market Book 1)" by Duckie Mack. For this paternal episode, our hosts discuss: dill, the fanciest of ingredients; when you think a book is a roller-coaster but is just a slow train; and we play our hardest FMK ever!
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/fmklitpod2023-09-202h 01
FMKlit Pod97. Broadway!They say love makes your heart sing. Well we here at FMKlit say that loves makes your heart sing in 5-part harmony with high-energy choreography and a 32-bar tap solo, which is why today we're doing Broadway! For this showstopper of an episode, we read "Broadway Dreams - A Powerful New York City Romance" by Leigh Morano and "Love's Opening Night: An M/M Romance (On Stage Book 2)" by Jeff Adams. Our hosts discuss the potential for conflict in a puddle of water, casual murder, and how being a creeper is apparently romantic.
Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2023-09-061h 29FMKlit Pod95. Tea!Here at FMKlit we love our romance piping hot, stimulating, and with small bits of leaf floating in it. Which is why today we're doing Tea! For this flavorful episode, we read "Vanessa Yu's Magical Paris Tea Shop" by Roselle Lim and "Tea Leaves & Tourniquets: A Lesbian Romance" by Sienna Waters. Today our herbal hosts discuss: the proverbial "City," being rude in France, and the most egregious bathtubbing of all - food bathtubbing!
Support us on Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2023-08-021h 30
Lost Spaces: Memories from Gay Bars, Lesbian Clubs, and LGBTQ+ Parties"Squishy Femme Bear" - with Neil Higgins from FMKLit PodcastDo you like to go out and get properly, properly messy? Do you have a go-to place where you can just let loose and have a rollicking good time without fear of judgement or reprimand?
If you answered yes then I think you might enjoy hearing about this week's bar, Badlands, which was in the heart of San Francisco's Castro district. Although our guest, Neil Higgins (from FMKLit Podcast) only went to the bar once he certainly knows a thing or two about getting messy.
We talk about finding where it is that you fit i...2022-11-2349 min
FMKlit Pod74. Demons!They say to never make a deal with a devil....unless it's a *sexy* deal. We here at FMKlit love a bad boy, which is why today we're doing demons! This ain't your mama's exorcism. Today we read "Azagoth: A Demonica Underworld Novella (1001 Dark Nights Book 1)" by Larissa Ione and "Damned if You Do" by Marie Sexton. On this fiendishly sexy episode, our hosts discuss tonguing snake holes, spanking angels, and tinker with the idea of a second podcast. Thoughts?
As promised, here's the link to the abysmal American Sailor Moon trailer: https://youtu.be/uA2VOuqaOnk
Support us on...2022-09-071h 53
FMKlit Pod70. Princes!You, dear listeners, are royalty to us and should be wooed accordingly. Which is why today we're doing princes! Specifically, modern princes with commoners (we love a specific theme). For this episode we read "His Most Convenient Bride (Princely Passions)" by Holly Rayner and "The Royal Report" by Claire Castle. Our imperial hosts discuss baking hours, the fact that there actually *is* such a thing as too many sandwiches, and Neil goes on another grammar rant. She's a grammar queen, apparently.
Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/fmklitpod2022-07-061h 34
FMKlit Pod69. Polyamory!What's better than finding the love of your life? Finding both the loves of your life! Which is why today we're doing polyamory! For this extra love-filled episode, we read "Heart and Hand: Interracial Mail Order Bride (Gold Sky Book 1)" by Rebel Carter, and "She Whom I Love (Treading the Boards Book 2)" by Tess Bowery. Our hosts discuss arguments about wet clothes, what it means to be the Meg of the relationship, and how easily bananas can break the fantasy of the narrative.
And don't forget to check out our Patreon! patreon.com/fmklitpod2022-06-151h 56
FMKlit Pod68. Treasure Hunters!We here at FMKlit think that a good book is worth more than its weight in gold. And while we don't always read good books, this episode's books have plenty of gold because today we're doing Treasure Hunters! For this expedition of an episode, we read "Unexpected Treasure: The Treasure Hunters Series Book I" by Aidan Willows and Grace Risata, and "Treasure of Love (Love Series Book 2)" by Scotty Cade. Today our hosts discuss alien dicks; the do's and don'ts of underwear shopping; and the most important quality a person can possibly have: a competent pussy.
And don't forget to...2022-06-021h 55FMKlit Pod67. Classics!Pour yourself some fine brandy, climb into those silky sheets, and crank up the gramophone, because today, our most esteemed listeners, we're doing classics! For this very fancy episode, we read "Persuasion" by Jane Austen, and "Maurice" by E. M. Forster. Our learned hosts discuss some of the most esoteric of subjects: where one can find the reset button on the human body, a strong contender for the "Worst Ex in Literature" Award, and whatever the fuck a pump room is.
And, of course...the Goop Diaper: https://goop.com/wellness/environmental-health-civics/diaper-tax/
Support us on Patreon!
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FMKlit Pod66. Aliens!They say love is the strongest force in the universe and, in the interest of science, we here at FMKlit are going to test this theory. Because today we're doing human/alien lovin'!! Today we read "Ruth's Bonded (The Gandry Book 1)" by V.C. Lancaster and "Planet Glecerus [Alien Lovers 1] (Siren Publishing Menage Everlasting ManLove)" by Olivia Black. On this intergalactic episode, our hosts discuss the caloric risk of too much sex, the dangers of hide and seek, and Claire wants it known that she is not here for necklace.
And, as promised, romance Twitter drama!! https://twitter.com/BookishAlerts...2022-05-041h 50FMKlit Pod65. Construction Workers!Is that a 2x4 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hope you're ready for a good lay....ing of bricks. Because today we're doing construction workers! This time around we read "Hard Wood: A Steamy Romantic Comedy" by Tara Crescent and "One Brick at a Time" by J. P. Bowie. For this hard tool-filled episode, our hosts discuss the joy of a good meet-cute, sex furniture, and the origin of witch hats.
Check out our Patreon!! patreon.com/fmklitpod
And check out "Friends with Food," the podcast where Claire and Neil were guests: https://www...2022-04-202h 06
FMKlit Pod64. Modern Retellings of Jane Austen!It is a truth universally acknowledged that millennials with too much time on their hands must be in want of starting a podcast. This direct quote is very wise, and that's why today we're doing modern retellings of Jane Austen! Today we read "The Code for Love and Heartbreak" by Jillian Cantor (Emma) and "Most Ardently" by Susan Mesler-Evans (Pride & Prejudice). On this especially literary episode, our hosts discuss student debt, a startling artifact from Claire's past, and Neil comes up with the best worst business idea ever.
As as promised, here's a cartoon explaining what it's like having allergies...2022-04-062h 08
FMKlit Pod63. Reality Dating Shows!Nothing quite speaks to the quiet intimacy of falling in love like doing it in front of cameras and millions of viewers. Which is why we're doing reality dating shows! Today we read "One to Watch" by Kate Stayman-London and "The Charm Offensive" by Alison Cochrun. For this heavily produced and subtly scripted episode, our hosts discuss the marriageability of pastries, how NOT to dismantle a system, and that Claire would be the most evil reality show producer ever.2022-03-162h 03
FMKlit Pod62. Ladies Inherit a Business!We here at FMK love a boss ass lady. And today we're taking that very literally because this episode is all about ladies inheriting a business! For this fiscally sound episode, we read "Twisted Creek" by Jodi Thomas and "Satisfaction Guaranteed" by Karelia Stetz-Waters. Our boss bitch hosts discuss some fantastic cartoony villains, the many nuances of sex toys, and when the romance actually detracts from the romance novel.
Also, here's the very special anti-meth commercial that was a part of Neil's childhood: https://youtu.be/u1VwLsrzbyg2022-03-021h 49
FMKlit Pod61. Sasquatches!Bigfoots? Bigfeet? However you say it, we're gonna get us some elusive lovers today! And to do that, we read "Bigfoot and the Librarian" by Linda Winstead Jones and "Going Sasquatch (Finnegan & Morrow Book 1)" by Jess Whitecroft. In this episode, our hairy hosts discuss retractable bigfoot penises, the dangers of a 12th birthday party, and that himbos who are nice deserve love too. Also, for the record, Claire said "baking."2022-02-162h 08
FMKlit Pod60. ScreenwritersInterior; Podcast studio; day. Two tipsy hosts are yammering on about something. Cross-fade to...ROMANCE! We hope you like movie magic, dear listeners, because today we're doing Screenwriters! For this episode we read "It's Complex" by Shoma Narayanan and "This is Kind of an Epic Love Story" by Kacen Callender. In this well-structured episode, our hosts discuss when the back of a book lies to us, when teens make terrible decisions, and to always check your smoke detectors.
Happy 4 year anniversary, listeners!!2022-02-021h 38
FMKlit Pod59. Movie Night with FMKlit!We're back, dear listeners, with a full episode! But this one is going to be a little different. You may remember in ep. 49 "Hate to Love" that we read a little book called "The Hating Game: A Novel" by Sally Thorn. And we....had things to say about it. One of those things was that it was being made into a movie. So we watched it! Even Christine got in on the fun and we discuss the movie vs. the book. Did our feelings change? Is it a good adaptation? And is there justice for Jeanette?2022-01-191h 31
FMKlit PodFMKlit's Triumphant Return!Hello all you wonderful people! Oh we've missed you so!! This is just a grand announcement that we are back!! Not to mention some updates and what we've been up to and what you can expect in the next month. On 1/19 we will release a special episode, and starting in February we will be back to our regular format with the books "It's Complex" by Shoma Narayanan, and "This is Kind of an Epic Love Story" by Kacen Callender.2022-01-0517 min
FMKlit PodSummer Vacation 2021 Out Of OfficeA brief announcement about our summer break! We'll be taking a break for the next couple months, at least. But never fear! We'll be sure to give you a heads up of when we're coming back.2021-06-0902 min
FMKlit Pod57. Summer!Here at FMKlit, we have a philosophy that we hold very near and dear to our hearts: Sun's out, buns out! Summer's around the corner and we're ready to heat things up! Today, we read "A Small Slice of Summer (The Best of Betty Neels)" by Betty Neels and "The Summer of Jordi Perez (And the Best Burger in Los Angeles)" by Amy Spalding. For this sun-soaked episode, our hosts discuss the mood killer that is talking driving directions, dude bros with hearts of gold, and the dangerous allure of Dutchmen.2021-06-021h 37
FMKlit Pod56. Bartenders!How do you like your love? Dirty? With a twist? On the rocks? However you like your love, make it a double! You deserve it. And while you do, we're going to do bartenders! Today we read "Breaking the Bachelor (Smart Cupid Book 1)" by Maggie Kelley, and "Pretty Perfect (Boys in Makeup Book 1)" by Christina Lee and Riley Hart. For this happy hour (and change), our hosts discuss bars that have too many themes, backstories that leave more questions than answers, and we have the longest Hot and Bothered ever. Ever.2021-05-221h 25
FMKlit Pod55. Knitting!Some things are just better in groups: board games, splitting a check, love. And knitting! So put some love into every stitch because today we're doing knitting! For this cozy episode, we read "Neanderthal Seeks Human: A Smart Romance (Knitting in the City Book 1)" by Penny Reid and "Knit, Purl, a Baby and a Girl: An LGBTQ Romance" by Hettie Bell. Today our hosts discuss the subtle differences between Wendells and slamps; why you need to accept someone's boundaries when you agree to them; and have FMK-style story hour where Claire reacts to the end of a book in real...2021-05-071h 41
FMKlit Pod54. Steampunk!I don't know about you, dear Listener, but nothing gets my gears going quite like a hot burst of steam. So it's a good thing that we're doing Steampunk! For today's episode we read "The Stowaway Debutante (Tales of the Captain Duke Book 1)" by Rebecca Diem and "Prosperity" by Alexis Hall. For this steamin' hot episode, our begoggled hosts discuss the importance of bawdy houses, the scourge that is the "Mary Sue", and why sky pirate seems to love grain so goddamn much.2021-04-211h 32
FMKlit Pod53. Military!We've been running drills all day, but there's no camouflaging our love, Listeners. We're here to serve and protect....your hearts. Because today we're doing the Military! For this very strict episode, we read "The Lieutenants' Online Love (American Heroes Book 2621)" by Caro Carson, and "Zenko: MM Military Suspense (Tags of Honor Book 1)" by Annabella Stone. Today, our commanding hosts discuss the tactical worth of helicopters, naked hotdogs, and how a night at the ballet can go very south very quickly.2021-04-071h 44
FMKlit PodQUICKIE #12: The Worst Romance Novel in the World!Claire is a glutton for punishment and decided that she wanted to inflict Neil and you, the gentle listeners, with the worst romance novel in the world. What she found was "The Worst Romance Novel in the World: A Mercifully Abridged Version of: Eternal Passion at Sunset by Tanya St. Clair" adapted by Cassandra Gannon. Is this, indeed, the worst romance novel in the world? Has Claire doomed us all? Only one way to find out!2021-03-2443 minFMKlit Pod52. Claire and Neil!A wise drag queen once said: "If you can't love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?" And we here at FMKlit think it's always a good idea to just pour a glass of wine, light some candles, and love yourself all night long. To celebrate that, we're loving our hosts because our theme is Neil and Claire! Today we read "Lady Claire is All That (Keeping Up with the Cavandishes Book 3)" by Maya Rodale, and "The Foxhole Court (All For the Game Book 1)" by Nora Sakavic. On this autosexual episode, our hosts discuss himbos, the dangers of...2021-03-101h 34FMKlit Pod51. Silver Foxes!Whenever I get asked, I tell everyone that I like my men like I like my whiskey: mature. And today won't disappoint because we're doing silver foxes! For this well-aged episode we read "Choose Me (Silver Fox Romance Book 1)" by Natasha Moore, and "Second Chance" by Jay Northcote. Today our seasoned hosts discuss: the joys of a one-bedroom walkup; some more moving the bathtub moments (forevermore known as ‘bathtubbing’); as well as do a dramatic reading of a passage from one of our books.2021-02-171h 35FMKlit Pod50. Librarians!I hope you're not a screamer, because the love we're talking about today is quiet and literary. That's right, we're doing librarians! And it's our 3-year anniversary! To celebrate the leather anniversary, we read "Good Girls Do" by Cathie Linz and "By the Book" by Scarlett Parrish. For this romantic traipse through the Dewey Decimal System, our hosts discuss wiener races, having a dick in your butt, and look back on the year the best way they know how: by fucking, marrying, and killing some folk.2021-02-052h 12FMKlit Pod49. Hate to Love!The burning passion in his eyes. The snide comments. The smouldering looks. It can only mean one thing: he hates you. Or it could mean that he loves you. So, two things, I guess. It could mean two things. We're figuring out adult, human emotions because today we're doing Hate to Love! On this passion-fulled episode, we read "The Hating Game: A Novel" by Sally Thorne and "Conventionally Yours (True Colors Book 1)" by Annabeth Albert. Today our hatefully loving hosts discuss: how romantic conventions can be, the unsung heroes of the HR department, and how this trope can go so...2021-01-201h 51FMKlit PodQuickie#12: Tingle Your Own AdventureSome choices have been made lately that really should be relegated to a different timeline. Good thing we have Chuck Tingle to help remind us that love conquers all (and maybe to teach us how to fix our timeline). For this quickie, we read "Escape From The Billings Mall: A Select Your Own Timeline Adventure" by Chuck Tingle. Can our hosts make the right choices to escape from the Billings Mall? And can we maybe get that beefy unicorn's number? Listen and find out!2021-01-1343 minFMKlit Pod48. Astronomers!Is that a high-powered telescope in your pocket are you are just happy to...wait, how the hell did you fit a high-powered telescope in your pocket?! That's right, dear listeners, our love is taking you to the stars because today we're doing astronomers! On this celestial episode, we read "Cosmic Rendezvous (Kimani Romance Book 133)" by Robyn Amos, and "The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics: Feminine Pursuits" by Olivia Waite. For this cosmic voyage, our hosts discuss hair shenanigans, the finer points of needlepoint, and make believe cowboy sex.2020-12-282h 05FMKlit PodNaNoWriMo 2020 - Part 4Well, November has ended, which means that so has NaNoWriMo 2020. Did our hosts reach their 50K word goal? Did they finish their novels? Have they been published already? Are they already best sellers? Why haven't you read their best-selling books?! We answer these questions and more as our hosts reflect back on the month and their NaNoWriMo experience.
It's never too late to donate or start working on your own novel: nanowrimo.org2020-12-091h 22FMKlit PodNaNoWriMo 2020 - Part 3November is almost over, which means that our hosts are in the final stretch of trying to write their romance novels. Has anyone fallen in love yet? Have there been throbbing members and budding nipples? Claire and Neil share how the processes is going for them, share some of their novels, and answer Christine's probing questions.
It's never too late to support NaNoWriMo: nanowrimo.org2020-11-271h 18FMKlit PodNaNoWriMo 2020 - Part 2It's NaNoWriMo and our authors/hosts have made it half way! Today we check in to ask the pressing questions: How's it going? Is it still going? Have our hosts written more? Or have they collapsed into piles of self-pity and tears? Only one way to find out! Our hosts share how they've been doing so far as well as answer another round of probing questions by Christine.
It's never too late to start or to donate!! nanowrimo.org2020-11-201h 23FMKlit PodNaNoWriMo 2020 - Part 1It's that time of year again! It's National Novel Writing Month! And to celebrate, Neil and Claire are both attempting to write romance novels! For this first check-in episode of the month, our new novelists check in about how things are going so far, answer some of Christine's questions, and share passages from what they've written so far! Do these catty critics have the chops to write their own romances? Hopefully by the end of November we'll find out!
If you're interested in donating to NaNoWriMo or trying your hand at writing a novel (it's not too late!) then check...2020-11-131h 21FMKlit Pod47. Haunted Houses!Is that a bump in the night, or are you just happy to see me? Whether it's the blood oozing out of the walls or the screams of tortured souls trapped between this realm and the next, there's nothing quite so sexy as a haunted house! Which is why we're bringing you this extra special, extra spoopy BONUS episode! This time around we read "Darkhouse (Experiment in Terror #1)" by Karina Halle and "Restless Spirits" by Jordan L. Hawk. On today's ectoplasmic episode, our haunted hosts discuss sexy seances, spoopy self-esteem issues, and the pros and cons of when the butler...2020-10-281h 47FMKlit Pod46. Romance Book Clubs!Here at FMK were all about opening up our...book covers, and gushing some....feelings. So today we're doing Romance Book Clubs! To get our blood (and brains) going, we read "The Bromance Book Club" by Lyssa Kay Adams and "Meet Cute Club (Sweet Rose Book 1)" by Jack Harmon. In this stimulating episode, our well-read hosts discuss: tearing down the (literal) walls of your relationship; why it's important to actually tell people that you have a book club; and the sexiest literature of all - feminist manifestos.2020-10-212h 06FMKlit PodQuickie #11: Election Special!We try not to get political here at FMKlit, but we just couldn't help ourselves! But, of course, we're approaching politics through the most level-headed and straightforward medium: romance! For today's special Quickie, we read "My Antifa Lover: A Riot of the Heart: Steamy Romance Against Fascism" by Jessica Stranger. Strap in, kids, because this book is as nuts as the current election cycle.2020-10-081h 09FMKlit PodQuickie #10: Interview with a Romance Novel Editor!Ok, to be fair she's a *former* romance novel editor. But we're still so excited to interview Kristy Lin Billuni, aka The Sexy Grammarian. Our intrepid interviewers probe Kristy about how she found romance, how she became an editor of romance novels, and just how helpful motorcycle enthusiasts are. And of course there's some FMK! Kristy is now The Sexy Grammarian, a developmental editor/writing coach, whose specialties include helping new authors grow. So if that's you, check out her website: https://sexygrammar.com/
Book recommendations:
Fixer by Sally Vedros -
Thriving in Sex Work series by Lola Davina -
...2020-09-231h 10FMKlit Pod45. Say Yes!Wild adventure? Yes. Steamy sex? Yes! Love? YES! We hope you're open to new experiences, Listener, because today we're saying YES! Today we read "Get a Life, Chloe Brown: A Novel (The Brown Sisters Book 1)" by Talia Hibbert, and "Less: A Novel" by Andrew Sean Greer. On this diem-carpeing episode, we discuss getting your date off in public; what happens when a dog eats your suit; and, because it's been a while, we have the thiccest "Hot and Bothered" ever. Also, we said Yes to a new recording platform (which we're figuring out), so apologies for some sound quality issues.2020-09-031h 53FMKlit Pod44. Celebrities!Lights! Camera! Let's get some action! Put on your designer duds to walk the red carpet of love because today we're reading about celebrities! Today we read "Somewhere Only We Know" by Maureen Goo and "Something to Talk About" by Meryl Wilsner. On this star-studded episode, our hosts talk the magic of karaoke, romantic business trips to Canada, and why it's important to know how to drive a scooter.
August 15th is Bookstore Romance Day! Check out our fmklitpod.com for our interviews with our friends at Books, Inc. Laurel Village, and go support your local bookstore!2020-08-051h 32FMKlit Pod43. Beach Reads!It's summer here in the Northern Hemisphere, so it's time to get your bikinis on! Well, actually, this is FMKlit, so it's time to get your bikinis off! Because today we're doing beach reads! For this sizzlin' episode, we read "I Dare You! (Moments in Maplesville Book 4)" by Farrah Rochon, and "Bliss" by Fiona Zedde. Things really heat up when our hosts discuss bonding over bugs, a family tree of sexual activities, and just how vital it is to find a good HR person.2020-07-171h 49FMKlit PodQuickie # 9: Tingle v. RowlingA certain Jaded Karen has gotten herself into a Harry situation being awful on Twitter, and Chuck Tingle won't let that stand! On this fourth wall-breaking episode, our hosts read and discuss Tingle's new novel, "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus." It's got magic, motorcycles, and sex with a dinosaur! Everything you could possibly want from a Tingle novel. And once you're done listening, go support trans people.2020-07-0154 minFMKlit Pod42. Magical Victorian London!I saw you from across the society ball and I couldn't help but fall under your spell. So I have to ask: Your manor home or mine? Pick up your petticoats and get out your grimoires, because today we're doing Magical Victorian London!
For today's titillating episode that will be the talk of the ton, we read "Firelight (Darkest London Book 1)" by Kristen Callihan and "The Magpie Lord (A Charm of Magpies Book 1)" by K.J. Charles. Our bewitching hosts discuss the perks of seduction in the dark, errant tattoos, and why sometimes - SOMETIMES - you want a flashback.2020-06-181h 55
FMKlit PodQuickie#8: Black Lives Matter!On today's Quickie, we felt the need to break our "No Current Events" rule to share our thoughts on the Black Lives Matter movement and the murder of black people at the hands of police across the country. But we're three white people, so listen to us if you want, but it's more important to listen to and support black people right now. Below are the organizations and media recommended in this episode to support black lives and black voices.
Organizations:
The Okra Project - https://www.theokraproject.com/
BreakOUT! - http://www.youthbreakout.org/
Black Writers Collective - https...2020-06-1028 minFMKlit Pod41. High School Bad Boys!Meet me by your locker - we're cutting class! Who cares if we get detention? Because today we're doing high school bad boys! But, like, as a topic. Not actually. Today we read "Resisting the Rebel" by Lisa Brown Roberts, and "Collide" by J. R. Lenk. On this (after school) special episode, our spirited hosts discuss promposals, sex bracelets, and Neil discuss that he was, in fact, a high school bad boy.2020-06-032h 13FMKlit PodQuickie #7: Still in Quarantine!We're still sheltering in place here in the Bay Area, so our health-minded hosts recorded another quickie while we figure out the logistics of recording separately. Neil has an article to share, Claire brings some problematic nonsense from Twitter, and we play a new game! FMKocktail! Neil and Claire name a romance trope and they take turns deciding the perfect boozy beverage to pair with it.2020-05-211h 10FMKlit Pod40. Male Nannies!The dishes are done, the toys are put away, the kids are asleep....and now it's time for OUR bedtime *conspicuous wink* We hope you have some healthy snacks handy, because today we're reading about male nannies! In this episode we read "The Nanny" by Max Hudson, and "RAFE: A Buff Male Nanny (Loose Ends Book 1)" by Rebekah Weatherspoon. In this nurturing episode, our hosts discuss the horrors of bathtime, what *really* happens in the locker room, and why even men made out of cardboard deserve better.2020-05-061h 32FMKlit PodQuickie #6: Quarantine Romance!Well, we're sheltering in place and practicing social distancing for the common good, even though it's very, very hard. Significant others are getting in plenty of quality time together (the quality of that time, according to the internets, is all over the place). But what about the single ladies? All the single ladies! In this episode, Neil and Claire talk about romance (and sex, of course) during the COVID pandemic.
Hope everyone is staying safe and staying healthy!2020-04-1641 minFMKlit Pod39. Space Operas!I've come from across the stars to tell you how passionately I love you....and this isn't just a warp drive in my pocket! Get your galactic mileage plan ready because we're doing space operas! Today we read "Reign: A Space Fantasy Romance (Strands of Starfire Book 1)" by May Sage, and "Safe Passage (Black Flag Book 1)" by Rachel Ford. In this epic episode, our hosts discuss: males and females; overprotective robots; and why you shouldn't date nazis - especially space nazis.
Note: This episode was recorded before the shelter in place order in the Bay Area. So when Claire says...2020-04-021h 27FMKlit Pod2 Year Anniversary Show! - Live at Books Inc. 02/13/2020Can you believe we've been doing this for two years! To celebrate, we did another live show at Books Inc.! On this episode, we have a little "year in review" action, and then we use the VAST knowledge we've learned from romance novels to answer your romance advice questions!
Claire's 2019 Picks:
"An Extraordinary Union (The Loyal League Book 1)" by Alyssa Cole
"Romancing the Beat: Story Structure for Romance Novels (How to Write Kissing Books Book 1)" By Gwen Hayes
Neil's 2019 Picks:
"Red, White, and Royal Blue" by Casey McQuiston
"How to Talk to Nice English Girls: a lesbian historical romance" by...2020-03-1839 min
FMKlit Pod38. Werewolves!Is that some fur on your tummy, or are you just happy to see me? Let's get feral because today we're doing werewolves! On this pheromone-inducing episode, we read "Wolf Signs: Northern Lights Edition (Granite Lake Wolves Book 1)" by Vivian Arend, and "The Midnight Hunt (Midnight Hunters Book 1)" by L.L. Rand. Today, our howling hosts discuss cheesecake, the tired old virgin trope, and how much money werewolves have to spend on pants.2020-03-041h 35
FMKlit Pod37. American Ladies in England....In the '20s!Alright, ladies, it's time to raise your skirts and bob your hair because we're heading back to the '20s! But we can stand this pesky prohibition thing, so we'll hop across the pond and see if we can't find some love. All of this to say that we're doing American ladies in England in the '20s! (Thanks, Claire). In this roaring episode, we read "How to Talk to Nice English Girls: a lesbian historical romance" by Gretchen Evans, and "Across the Formidable Sea (Laura Elliott-Stratford Book 1)" by Claire M. Laminen. This time our hotsy-totsy hosts discuss gay butlers...2020-02-211h 18
FMKlit Pod36. Romance How-To Authors!They say that those who can't do, teach. Well we say those who teach, can do, and do so all night long. And we're putting that to the test, because today we're discussing novels written by our how-to gurus from episode 35! This time we read "Falling Under (A Falling Under Novel Book 1)" by Gwen Hayes and "Hot Head" by Damon Suede. In this episode, our well-informed hosts discuss psychics in drag, kind-hearted and very professional porn producers, and Claire learns something that definitely doesn't work for her in bed. Quick note, we did record this episode before our RWA episode...2020-02-051h 26
FMKlit PodQuickie #5: Breaking News at the RWA!We interrupt our regularly scheduled episode to bring you breaking news from the Romance Writers of America! In this not so quick quickie, Claire updates us on the scandal that is rocking the romance world, and Neil discusses Chuck Tingle's literary critic of the whole affair: "Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void" So strap in, because things are about to get crazy! (And, spoilers, a little racist).
Articles Cited:
Claire Ryan's Timeline
https://www.claireryanauthor.com/blog/2019/12/27/the-implosion-of-the-rwa
Laura Vivanco's write up on Corporate Buyer
http...2020-01-151h 32
FMKlit Pod35. Romance How-To Guides!Hello, lover. We're going to teach you the ways of love......-driven novels. Because today we're reading romance how-to guides! On this education episode, we read "Verbalize: bring stories to life & life to stories (live wire writer guides)" by Damon Suede and "Romancing the Beat: Story Structure for Romance Novels (How to Write Kissing Books Book 1)" by Gwen Hayes. Our hosts discuss linguistics, the epic battle of Plotters vs. Pantsers, and Christine has a shocking revelation about Chuck Tingle!2019-12-181h 20
FMKlit PodLIVE SHOW! Interview with Casey McQuistonThat's right, kids, a live show! This is the recording of our live show on 11/15/2019 at Books Inc. Laurel Heights in San Francisco with special guest co-host Meg Trowbridge! We interviewed fabulous author Casey McQuiston about her book "Red, White, and Royal Blue." It was a fantastic time and we're so thankful to both Casey and Books, Inc. Sadly, the audio didn't really pick up the audience questions, so those are summarized below:
1) What are some of the scenes that ended up being cut?
2) What was the research process like for researching Texas? (asked by a gay guy who was...2019-12-0451 min
FMKlit Pod34. Chefs!Are you hungry for something sweet? Salty? Creamy? Well open up, because today we're doing chefs! On this sinfully delicious episode, we read "Dinner and Desert" by K. Kretz and "Tasting His Omega: A Mapleville Celebrity Chef Novel: MM Non Shifter Alpha/Omega Mpreg (Mapleville Omegas Book 4)" by Lorelei M. Hart and Ophelia Heart. Today our hosts talk about wooing cookies, how easy it is to go from working at The Macaroni Grill to owning a 5-star restaurant, and Claire tells a story about shit lemons that will make you never want to eat out again.2019-11-201h 32
FMKlit Pod33. Drag Queens!Ok, queens, it's time to zhuzh that wig, beat that face, and get out those sparkly fuck me pumps, because today we're doing drag queens! For this fierce episode, we read "Painted Faces" by L.H. Cosway and "Freak (F-Word Book 2)" by E, Davies. For this little kiki, our hosts spill the tea about: how men can still be entitled assholes, even when they're in panties; why it's important to teach your ingenues self-defense; and Claire tries to help Neil with his FMK choices, but he only makes it worse.2019-11-061h 38
FMKlit Pod32. European Vacations!Grab your passport because we're going to bang in Berlin. We're going for a romp in Rome. We're going to get laid in London. We're going on a European vacation! For our grand tour, we read "French Connection (Club Privé Book 1)" by M.S. Parker, and "Adrift (Cruising Book 1)" by L.A. Witt. On today's episode, our jetsetting hosts talk about how refreshing it is when characters behave like rational adults, how the foundation for a lasting relationship is murder, and then they go rogue! There's an extra FMK!!2019-10-161h 21
FMKlit Pod31. Wedding Planners!Caterers? Check! Floral arrangement? Check! Getting in your pants? Double check! We're back, and we're doing wedding planners! Like, literally DOING wedding planners! On this highly coordinated episode, we read "Legally Wed" by Rick R. Reed and "Amalfi Coast: A Bad Boy International Romance (Entangle Me Book 2)". Today, our hosts discuss fur babies, caramel-flavored labia, and Neil pitches an idea of Chuck Tingle.2019-10-021h 16
FMKlit PodSummer BreakIt's getting a little too hot in here, so we're taking a summer break! We'll be back soon. Miss you already! Have a great summer. KIT.2019-07-1701 min
FMKlit Pod30. Fairies!Not all fairy tails have happy endings. But they sure are sexy! Which works out great for us, because today we're doing Fairies! This time we read "The Cruel Prince (The Folk of the Air Book 1)" by Holly Black and "Poison Kiss (Earthside Book 1)" by Ana Mardoll. On this puckish episode, there is finally court intrigue we all deserve, our hosts give lots of keeeeesses, and we have an amazing Christine-related surprise!2019-07-031h 42
FMKlit Pod29. Highlanders!Hike up your tartans and get ready to toss some cabers because today we're doing Highlanders! On this well braw episode, we read "The Wedding (Laird's Fiancees Book 2)" by Julie Garwood, and ~listened to~ (gasp!) "The Low Road" by James Lear, narrated by Mark Bachman. In this episode, our hosts discuss hot priests, the very worst thing you can do with British food, and Neil and Claire learn that they can, indeed, be exposed to too much sex.2019-06-191h 25
FMKlit Pod28. Graphic Novels!If a picture is worth a thousand words, then we're gonna make you rich in sexy, sexy words. Because today we're doing graphic novels! This time we read "Moonstruck, Vol. 1" by Grace Ellis, et al., and "Sleepless, Vol. 1" by Sarah Vaughn, et al. In this visually stimulating episode, our hosts talk about cuddly werewolves, romantic knights, and the very complex and confusing feelings they had about Disney's Robin Hood.2019-06-051h 21
FMKlit Pod27. Summer Romance!Are things heating up in here, or is it just the weather! Grab your shades because on today's episode of Cuddle, Marry, Kill Lit, we're talking about summer romance! We read "Let's Talk About Love" by Claire Kann, and "Sixteenth Summer" by Michelle Dalton. On this scorching episode, our hosts talk about the trails and tribulations of college living arrangements, what happens when your summer is a little ~too~ perfect, and why sometimes it's just better to cuddle.2019-05-161h 21
FMKlit Pod26. Professors!I sure love my anatomy class, and I'm more than willing to do extra credit! Because today we're doing professors! This time we read "Seducing Professor Coyle" by Darien Cox, and "Dear Obsessed: A Dark Romance Thriller (Dirty Letters Book 1)" by Dori Lavelle. In this episode, our studious hosts talk about competent women in authority, write fanfiction for one of the books, and Neil is FINALLY in one of the books!!2019-05-011h 21
FMKlit Pod25. Psychics!You may not see it, but I'm winking at you with my third eye. All signs point to sexiness in this episode because today we're doing psychics! In this revealing episode, we read "Not in the Cards (An Oracle Bay Novel Book 1)" by Amy Cissell and "Soulmates Inc." by Bill Eisele. This time our hosts discuss punny shop names, how sexy books can really be, and an FMKlit first! People have adult conversations about their relationship!!2019-04-171h 21
FMKlit Pod24. Divorcés!Is that an alimony check in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? It's time to throw away that wedding ring and get crazy, because today we're doing divorcés!! This time we read "Crashing Into Tess (McGreers Book #1)" by Lilly Christine and "Only See You (Only Colorado Book 2)" by JD Chambers. In this contentious episode, our hosts discuss the dangers of stew hair, why it's always important to remember that you're in cellphone times, and Christine reveals one of her deepest, darkest secrets!2019-04-031h 29
FMKlit Pod23. Bookshops!We here at FMKlit like our lovers to be hard, eye-catching, thought-provoking, well-organized, on sale, shelved properly.....wait, maybe we're just talking about books. Same thing, really. Today we're doing a theme very near and dear to our hearts: Bookshops! In this page turning episode (imagine there are pages), we read "A Note in the Margin" by Isabelle Rowan, and "Bookends: A Novel" by Jane Green. This time our hosts talk about how important it is to say someone's name as many times as possible, the dangers of having an au pair, and Neil puts another greedy top on blast.2019-03-201h 29
FMKlit Pod22. Vampires!Hello, children of the night. It's time to get your blood going. Your tasty, tasty blood. Because today, we're doing vampires! This time we read "Hemovore" by Jordan Castillo Price, and "Dead Until Dark (Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood, Book 1)" by Charlaine Harris. On today's fang-licking good episode, we talk about what happened in the old country, what REALLY happened to Elvis, and Neil's Dracula fantasies. Suhkeh!!!2019-03-061h 43
FMKlit Pod21. Secret Service!We've had a security breach! It's time to go into lockdown. In my pants!! Get out your reflective shades, kids, because today we're seducing the Secret Service! We read "Under His Protection (Protect and Defend Book 1)" by Karen Erickson, and "Valor on the Move: May-December Gay Romance" by Keira Andrews. In this super secret, super secure episode, our protector podcasters talk about the dangers of wearing a bikini in public, how romantic tunnels can be, and we *actually* have a conversation about getting tested!2019-02-201h 10
FMKlit Pod20. Spies!Look for a man in a trench coat and a fedora. He'll show you his....assets. The fate of the nation depends on it! Happy one year anniversary, listeners! Since the traditional one year anniversary present is paper, we got you books! "An Extraordinary Union (Loyal League Book 1)" by Alyssa Cole, and "Skin in the Game" by Melissa Price. And they're spy books! We FINALLY get spies! This time our hosts talk about how arousing it is to get woke, why not to have too many nicknames for your boo, and take a look at the year as well as...2019-02-061h 50
FMKlit Pod19. Mermaids!Let's go get some tail and get wet! Because today we're doing mermaids! (Merfolk? Merpersons?). Today we read "The Mermaid’s Escape: Mythology Romance (The Siren Series Book 1)" by Kellie McAllen and "Stealing the Wind (Mermen of Ea Trilogy Book 1)" by Shira Anthony. This time our hosts discuss the perils of buying your lover milk, special princess bras, and spend waaaaaay to much time talking about merparts. Like, where do the genitals go on a fish-person?!2019-01-161h 27
FMKlit PodQUICKIE #4 NaNoWriMo FollowupWe survived National Novel Writing Month! And we brought back Meg Trowbirdge (@thesinginwriter) to see how it went! We talk about how the month went for us, what writing for a whole month was like, and what we plan to do with our work in the future. We even each read a passage from what we wrote this month! So if you think it's terrible, you can sit there smugly and think: "Well these bitches have no room to talk about other peoples' books." But don't bother tweeting that or anything. We'll ignore it.
If you want to participate in...2018-12-201h 07
FMKlit Pod18. Time Travel!Grab your gorgeous gowns and foppish finery because we're going back. IN TIME!! This episode we read "Once Upon a Time Travel" by Sariah Wilson and "The Spanish Pearl" by Catherine Friend. This *time* (get it), our hosts talk about superfluous witches, superfluous animal friends, and Claire has a rant about superfluous x's.2018-12-051h 33
FMKlit Pod17. Superheros!It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....that guy I slept with last night. Get on your spandex and capes, because today we're doing superheros!! This time we read: "The Missing Duke (Heart of a Hero Book 9)" by Heather King, and "Love for the Cold-Blooded: Or: The Part-Time Evil Minion’s Guide to Accidentally Dating a Superhero" by Alex Gabriel. In this action-packed episode, our heroic hosts discuss misleading plots, slutty sidekicks, and Claire almost has the "drawing the bath" rant again. Also, Neil is promised spies, only to have them taken away. AGAIN.2018-11-141h 55
FMKlit PodQUICKIE #3: NaNoWriMo Special!November is National Novel Writing Month, and Neil and Claire are going to put their money where their mouths are! They're going to try and write novels this month! Plus! Our first interview!! So many exclamation points!!!!!! We interview our dear friend Meg Trowbirdge (@thesinginwriter), friend of the show, writer, theatre artist, and co-host of the amazing podcast Vicious Cycle (twitter). Meg is participating in NaNoWriMo with us, so hopefully we all have books by the end of November. And you can participate, too! Just go to NaNoWriMo.org! Exclamation point!
Listen to Vicious Cycle here: https://soundcloud.com/user-461040979
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FMKlit Pod16. BDSM!Ready for something a little dark? A little dangerous? Anything you say, Master. Get out the riding crops and handcuffs because today we're doing BDSM! This time, we read "Story of O" by Pauline Réage (translation by Sabine d'Estrée), and "The Chateau" by Tiffany Reisz. Today, our hosts discuss pegging, the glamour of fashion photography, and Neil is promised spies and, once again, (spoiler!) is disappointed.2018-10-171h 43
FMKlit Pod15. Choose Your Own Adventure!Do you let the dark, handsome stranger rock your world? If so, turn to page 69. Or do you let yourself be wooed by the sensitive poet? If so, turn to page 123. Get ready to make some tough choices, because today we're reading choose your own adventure romance novels! This time we read "Choose Your Own Romance: San Francisco" by Katherine Pierce Chinelli and "My Lady's Choosing: An Interactive Romance Novel" by Kitty Curran and Larissa Zageris. In this episode, our adventurous hosts talk about period sex, arson on orphanages, and Claire confesses one of her guiltiest of guilty pleasures.2018-10-031h 19
FMKlit PodQUICKIE! #2We hope you've stretched, because we're back with another Quickie!! Little did we know that Amazon has a "One-Hour Short Reads" section, which is the perfect tag for a good Quickie! Which naughty novellas did we read this time? Well, you'll have to listen and find out!2018-09-1929 min
FMKlit Pod14. Football Players!Are you ready to play with some balls? Are you a tight end or a wide receiver? Well get your ass on the field, because today we're doing football players! This time we read "Colton (Wild Men Book 1)" by Melissa Belle, and "Illegal Contact (Barons Book 1)" by Santino Hassell. In this episode, our sensual sportscasters discuss the virtues of therapy, death by plot, and Neil and Claire have their dumbest fight yet. But these books have blowjobs and rimming, so they're both happy as can be!2018-09-051h 30
FMKlit Pod13. Affairs!All the best things come in pairs: shoes, twins, cocktails...one true loves. It's time for a tryst or two, so you'd better hide your wedding ring, because this episode we're having affairs! We read "The Flowers Need Watering" by Marcus Lopés and "Love the one You're With" by Emily Giffin. Our extramarital emcee's discuss missing toes, '90s bands, and Claire asks the very important question: "What am sexy?"2018-08-151h 31
FMKlit PodQUICKIE! #1Hold on to your butts, kids, because today we're doing something different! This is our first Quickie! A little bit of afternoon delight to get you all hot and bothered. For our first ever Quickie, we dove into the bottomless abyss that is FAN FICTION!!! Claire and Neil scoured fanfiction.net to find stories for the other to read and report on. Which literary works inspired this episode's steamy stories? Listen and find out!2018-08-0126 min
FMKlit Pod12. Ghosts!There's something strange in the romance world. Who you gonna call? Ghost lovers! That's right, listeners, we're doing ghosts! Literally DOING ghosts! From hot hauntings to spooky sex, we're having romances to die for! We read "Ghost: a Paranormal Ghost Romance: Damned Series Book 1" by Charmaine Ross and "The Ghost of Crawford Castle: A Ladies in Love Romance" by Magda McKune. Today our paranormal podcasters talk about ghost boners, the education of well-to-do young women in the 19th century, and Claire seethes for 80% of the episode.2018-07-181h 31
FMKlit Pod11. Fake Dates!Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, I need a fake date, so pretend like we have feelings for each other but, because this is a romance novel, we'll end up falling in love, maybe? Get a fake engagement ring, because today we're reading books about fake dates! We read "The Wedding Date" by Jasmine Guillory and "Just for Show" by Jae. Also, we broke a record! 2 hours long! Sorry. We're really sorry. We're gonna try and keep it brief going forward. Today, our hoaxy hosts talking about understanding your feelings, dress codes for events, and Neil goes...2018-07-042h 00
FMKlit Pod10. Firemen!Is it hot in here or just you? Quick! Someone call 911! There's a fire!....in my pants! Today we're reading scorching novels about firemen! We read "Rekindled Flame" by Andrew Grey and "No Smoke Without a Fire (The Cougar Club Book 1)" by Bobbie C. Bandy. This time, our hot hosts discuss the joys of blowjobs, a dozy little town called Knoxville, and Claire gives a literary lesson.2018-06-201h 51
FMKlit Pod9. Cops!Is that a knife in your chest or are you just happy to see me?....Oh. Someone call the police and order a strip search, because today we're reading about murder! We read "Naked in Death" by J.D. Robb, and "Winter Kill" by Josh Lanyon. Today, our diligent detectives discuss sexy psychiatrists, flying up and down the West Coast, and they both have beef with a certain Irish billionaire.2018-06-061h 49
FMKlit Pod8. Old Timey Doctors!Let's you and me play doctor. It's time for your physical, so strip down. Oh, that foot looks gangrenous, time to cut it off.....was that sexy? We sure hope so because today we're talking about old timey doctors! This time we read "The Prairie Doctor's Bride" by Kathryn Albright and "The Doctor's Discretion" by EE Ottoman. This time, our harrowing hosts talk about bride trains, spies, and Claire has a freak out about baths!2018-05-231h 48
FMKlit Pod7. Pirates!Avast ye mateys! We're after your booty, so prepare to be boarded! And other piratey double entendre! Today we're sailing the high seas with two pirate novels! "Captured" by Beverly Jenkins, and "The Sublime and Spirited Voyage of Original Sin" by Colette Moody. This time, our adventurous hosts discuss island paradises, gypsy prophecies, and Claire warns us of the dire cost of over-the-sweater action.2018-05-091h 49
FMKlit Pod6. Romance Writers!We're getting meta today, kids! Does art imitate life? Do romance writers draw inspiration from their own, steamy lives? We'll find out because today we're reading romance novels about romance writers! We read "A Writer's Romance" by Kay Brody and "24 Inches" by Alexis Angel. Our intrepid hosts discuss the mechanics of anal sex, the importance of deadbolts, and Neil gives a grammar lesson!2018-04-251h 25
FMKlit Pod5. Magic!Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? This is where the magic happens, kids. This time, we read "Slouch Witch" by Helen Harper and "Lars: Witches of London" by Aleksandr Voinov (despite the fact that we said a different book at the end of the last episode.....sorry). Today, our witchy hosts travel to across the Pond, have some truly divine sex, and Neil goes on a rant about lube!2018-04-111h 25
FMKlit Pod4. Dinosaurs!We're going prehistoric today, kids! Today we're reading "Taken by the T-Rex" by Christie Sims, and "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" by Chuck Tingle. We're giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "dinosaur bone." This time, our dino-mite duo travel to the distant past, the not too distant future, and learn that they've had a dino friend all along!2018-03-2853 min
FMKlit Pod3. Hometown Romance!Oooooo, this is an extra long one for all you size queens. Doesn't it feel good to come.....back to your hometown? This time we read "Strawberry Summer" by Melissa Brayden and "And Then You Loved Me" by Inglath Cooper. This time, our homesick hosts do some time traveling, learn about a new religion, and Claire goes to the circus!2018-03-141h 44
FMKlit Pod2. Bosses!Come into our office and get ready...for an HR nightmare. Today, Neil and Claire work long and hard to please their bosses. Anything for that promotion, right? This time we read “Lumberjack Boss” by Tabatha Kiss and “Tiger Boss” by Alexis Taylor. Our eager hosts examine: the benefits of trespassing; how to make, secure, and lose agreements; and Neil offers his services as an editor.
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FMKlit Pod1. Our First Time!It’s our first episode! Pop those cherries, boys, girls, et. all! Climb between the covers with us as we take our first foray into romance novels. Are you a virgin to the genre? Don’t worry, Neil is, too. This time we read Devil in Spring by Lisa Kleypas and Captive Prince by C.S. Pacat. Our indomitable (and slightly intoxicated) hosts discuss the finer points of choosing paper, a blowjob in the garden, and why Claire loves getting poisoned.
Follow us on Twitter an like us on Facebook(@fmklitpod)2018-02-1457 min