Shows
FistShark Marketing145: All Bad Things A change in company policy leaves many at FistShark restless. In this episode: (01:20) Craig's Kids (09:35) Billy Milky (17:05) We Wanna Be Sedated2018-05-2800 minFistShark Marketing128: NationSide A long-trusted ally commits an act of shocking betrayal while the Senior Partners continue to redefine employee culture. In this episode: (00:40) Michael Gams (10:35) NationSide (16:00) Get Casual Support FistShark Marketing on Patreon: http://patreon.com/fistshark2017-09-0800 minFistShark Marketing126: Card in the Spokes The Executives become saddled with a legendarily bad project and FistShark's new spokesman causes a fuss. In this episode: (00:40) Card in the Spokes (07:45) Three Daves (14:50) The Lost City2017-08-2100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 111: Hacked! FistShark's darkest secrets are spilling to the public, Jim searches for a resource of exceptional purity, and a new era in personal comfort is born. In this episode: (00:40) Sausage Grinder (11:00) Hacked! (16:15) Weatherball2017-03-2500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 110: Emphasis Jim's plans for another long-awaited sequel aren't adding up, the Senior Partners have a new rug to sweep things under, and the maker of a soothing balm tries reformulating. In this episode: (00:40) Emphasis (06:15) Dump Site (14:30) Friday the 14th2017-03-1800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 109: Lillard's Way A restaurant catering to felines is cooked up, Conrad meets with a prospective client and two of FistShark's clients enter into a partnership. In this episode: (00:40) Lillard's Way (09:50) Mr. Questions (13:25) Catbeef2017-03-1000 min
FistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 108: Weight of Failure A hotly anticipated toy draws huge crowds, The Executives drop a weight loss pill that isn't meeting expectations, and Timothy Olyphant finds religion. In this episode: (00:40) High Demand (10:25) Timothy the First (17:35) Weight of Failure2017-03-0300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 107: Off the Books The Executives face rejection from the FDA and a plausibly deniable division of the company has become a nuisance. In this episode: (00:45) Girl Spice (07:45) Strata (15:30) Off the Books2017-02-2300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 106: Bowled OverA new beverage is tested in the office, Jim recounts the tale of one of Boston's greatest heroes and there's a dragon on the building. In this episode: (00:40) Share a Kroeg (12:45) A Real Drag (18:55) Bowled Over2017-02-1300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 105: Garbage JuiceDean Cain is furious at how FistShark chose to market his latest product, The Executives discuss a rejected plan to solve the drug crisis, and Jim harnesses great power. In this episode: (00:40) Byronization (08:05) Garbage Juice (14:50) Here Comes the Sun2017-02-0600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 104: Mr. Procurement HeadFistShark is refining its health benefits package to better serve employees, Jim pitches an omnipotent movie sequel and office supplies reach dangerously low quantities under a new administrator. In this episode: (00:40) Annual Health Review (08:20) Prius Almighty (17:45) Mr. Procurement Head2017-01-2900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 103: Under the Bat TopThe office is buzzing over the pilot for a celebrity reality game show and a new circus has opened in Boston. In this episode: (00:35) Under the Bat Top (13:10) Fly House2017-01-1900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 102: Miracle on 35th StJim shares a passion project for the holiday season; The Executives develop an idea to curb life expectancy before it's too late In this episode: (00:45) Miracle on 35th St (10:20) In Questionable Hands2016-12-2500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 101: Carrion CallThe Executives confront their actions at Craig the Intern's wedding. In this episode: (00:00) As Tears Subside (09:00) Carrion Call2016-11-1500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 100: Marriage of InconvenienceThe Executives attend the reception for Craig the Intern's wedding. In this episode: (00:00) Marriage of Inconvenience2016-10-2800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 99: Anti-PacsThe advancement of a new partnership deal threatens to divide The Executives, the anti-vaccination movement scores a victory and plans are made to shatter the modern expectation of beauty. In this episode: (00:40) eMerger (09:10) Body By Shrek (24:30) Anti-Pacs2016-10-1400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 98: Feel the ReinventionThe Executives celebrate a long fought victory over a necessary office improvement, and a client with a history of dramatic career shifts decides it's time to make another change. In this episode: (00:40) Pitfall (15:30) Feel the Reinvention2016-09-2800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 97: HousewarmingThe Executives attend a party hosted by Edgar, a forgotten TV pilot is unearthed and the latest body modification product from FistShark malfunctions. In this episode: (00:40) Housewarming (13:00) Hawk & Dove (21:15) Out on a Limb2016-09-1600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 96: Toasty BoyA solution to flagging blockbuster films is considered and a heartwarming new reality show is staged. In this episode: (00:35) Soundtrack Raps (12:00) Toasty Boy (23:25) My Monkey Son2016-08-2700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 95: Summer GamesPotential events are considered for submission to the Olympic Games, a curiosity in the FistShark Building lobby attracts attention and the value of David Duchovny is called into question. In this episode: (00:50) Summer Games (13:45) Depth of Duchovny (21:35) Skull in the Lobby2016-08-1900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 94: The Kaiju FactorThe Executives ponder a vicious cycle of pharmaceuticals, Chad Kroeger's latest project is proving to be a misfire and a lumbering beast is loose in downtown Boston. In this episode: (00:50) Pills (14:05) Kroeger She Wrote (23:10) The Kaiju Factor2016-08-0700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 93: Fiends Like TheseBalthazar needs help to make the best of a mail-order mishap, The Executives pursue yet another fad diet and FistShark is sued once more by Kanye West. In this episode: (00:50) Badger Diet (10:10) The Collins West Exchange (21:20) Fiends Like These2016-07-3000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 92: Imbruglia ImbroglioThe Executives attempt to make diamonds appeal to a new generation and bring mime to the masses. In this episode: (00:50) Diamond Bust (10:55) Imbruglia Imbroglio (19:05) Mimetics2016-07-2300 min
FistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 91: TrashBoyz GoFistShark looks to cash in on a hot new augmented reality craze and the alternative fuel vehicle market. Meanwhile, Dean Cain acquires a business of his own. In this episode: (00:40) TrashBoyz Go (10:30) Papa Dean's (18:55) Fuel Alternatives2016-07-1500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 90: Jazz RiftsFistShark gets into finance with a new credit card and the executives discuss their musical tastes. In this episode: (00:40) The FistCard (16:25) Jazz Rifts2016-07-0100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 89: Polished ResponseVal Kilmer is oozing something other than charm, Conrad is in the market for a new residence, and the executives discuss a hated rival. In this episode: (00:40) Crappy Homes (07:15) Polished Response (16:10) Mr. Kilmersworth (Special thanks to Carl Catron)2016-06-2400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 88: IllegislationAs they prepare for an annual sojourn to lobby Washington, the executives discuss the necessity of government in daily life. In this episode: (00:40) Illegislation2016-06-1700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 87: Ricky the Rat KingThe horrifying truth behind one of entertainment's least likable figures threatens to be exposed and the executives attempt to inject new life into an institution of animated television. In this episode: (00:40) Simpletons (13:55) Ricky the Rat King2016-06-1100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 86: Drawing BlanksThe local dentist has fresh complaints about FistShark, the majesty of Chad Kroeger is celebrated, and the executives are totally out of ideas. In this episode: (00:40) Office Grudge (11:00) KroegerCon (22:50) Drawing Blanks2016-06-0300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 85: Katanas 4 KidsA pilot program to teach children math doesn't go as planned and FistShark backs a new candidate for Mayor of Boston. In this episode: (00:40) Katanas 4 Kids (11:15) A Man's Asshole (18:45) Medax ex Machina2016-05-2700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 84: VasectomysticJim develops a new television event for Gordon Ramsay, FistShark Medical has struck upon a new analgesic and a stage performer astonishes the team. In this episode: (00:40) Gordon Ramsay's Fuck Off (08:35) Vasectomystic (16:00) Pain Relief2016-05-2000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 83: Sex ReeducationThe Senior Partners have redefined sex, to the dismay of the executives, while Miley Cyrus and Pauly Shore go into business together. In this episode: (00:40) Sex Reeducation (14:30) Miley Shore2016-05-1000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 82: KilmputerThe team works to sell the city of Boston's solution to an
impending food crisis, Val Kilmer embraces technology, and a new
wearable health tracker is set to change the world.
In this episode:
(00:40)
Kilmputer
(08:45) Food Shortage
(17:55) Unfitbit2016-04-2800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 81: AssagnaThe team prepares to exact vengeance on a former client, Corey Feldman's inexplicable good luck is explored, and a new direction for a cultural icon meets with resistance.
In this episode:
(00:35) Feldman's Fortune(11:20) Guilty Feet(19:40) Assagna2016-04-1900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 80: Virtual OfficeMark Hamill learns that he's been duped, Jeremy Renner is looking for sweet success in a new venture, and the FistShark IT department gets an upgrade.
In this episode:
(00:40) Baked Bads(10:00) Skywalker Blanch(18:35) Virtual Office2016-04-1200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 79: Maybe, Maybe NotConrad dares to ask a question that threatens a foundation of marketing, Jim attempts to start a schoolyard trend, and a convergence of two products results in yet another disaster.
In this episode:
(00:35) Fisking It(10:15) Maybe, Maybe Not(18:40) Gunny Bears2016-04-0500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 78: Balanced BreakfastThe team brainstorms ideas for new breakfast cereals and are forced to pivot when a court ruling doesn't go the way they expected. Meanwhile, Val is still Val.
In this episode:
(00:35) Celebrity Home Movies(11:10) Balanced Breakfast(20:50) Can't Stop Val2016-03-2200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 77: Barrel of Monkey AssesDean Cain becomes even less enjoyable to spend time with, and the executives deal with another of Jim's questionable investment opportunities.
In this episode:
(00:40) The Infestation of Dean Cain(11:10) Barrel of Monkey Asses2016-03-1500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 76: VesselsThe executives go to considerable lengths to prevent the Senior Partners from discovering an uncomfortable truth, and consider alternative alcohol packaging options.
In this episode:
(00:40) Nielsens(10:50) Vessels2016-03-0800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 75: GrudgesA new pet appears poised to take over households throughout Boston, a recall is issued for a self-driving car, and the recent promotion of Craig to an executive role has catastrophic consequences.
In this episode:
(00:35) Craig the Executive(09:36) Grudges(18:25) Self-Driven2016-03-0100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 74: Killer CandidacyA rapidly growing case of mistaken identity becomes a political issue and FistShark prepares for a lucrative but troubling client to re-emerge.
In this episode:(00:35) Ronald Returns(14:45) Killer Candidacy2016-02-2300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 73: PointsThe executives brainstorm ideas for a new prime time game show, Val Kilmer is unable to keep up with unexpected demand for one of his products, and it's "Bring a Child to Work" day at FistShark.
In this episode:
(00:35) Bring A Child(09:20) Val Scout Cookies(15:15) Points2016-02-1600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 72: SpeakhardA criminal wonderland isn't turning out to be a success, the search is on for a new Colonel Sanders, and fun for the whole family comes under fire.
In this episode:
(00:35) Speakhard(08:55) Kentucky Fried Mascots(15:35) Needles in a Haystack2016-02-0900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 71: Skin FlintThe executives are faced with spinning a water crisis, a tragedy befalls their latest reality television venture, and the shape of things gets called into question.
In this episode:
(00:35) Skin Flint(09:30) Love Guns(16:47) Gone Flat2016-02-0200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 70: #MileyWatchMiley Cyrus proves herself to be a true patriot and the executives consider the case of a curious collector.
In this episode:
(00:35) #MileyWatch(11:40) Lima Junction2016-01-2500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 69: Contract WorkA major project must be scrapped and re-envisioned when it's suddenly overshadowed, and the executives work to settle a dispute between two clients over the name of a dating app.
In this episode:
(00:45) Project Killer Base(18:50) Social Nomenclature2016-01-1900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 68: Family BusinessThe relative of a Senior Partner has been making life difficult for some of the executives, and a copyright violation may be the key to reviving a dusty legacy.
In this episode:
(00:35) Edgar(11:55) Infringemov2016-01-1200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 67: Professor StathamThe executives reflect on how their plans to beat Star Wars at its own game went horribly awry, and reliable talent such as Jason Statham comes at a cost.
In this episode:(00:35) Better Than Star Wars Episode II: The Phantom Premiere(16:40) Professor Statham2016-01-0500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 66: A Very Bono ChristmasBono Vox wants his own musical holiday extravaganza and a new film offers a glimpse of a world where a crime against humanity never took place.
In this episode:(00:45) A Very Bono Christmas(13:20) Cinematrocity2015-12-2200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 65: Viva SlaatvaniaA violent revolution in one of FistShark's most important international markets is taking longer than usual, and the Senior Partners find new inspiration for their motivational strategies.
In this episode:
(00:35) Management Techniques: King James Edition(13:25) Viva Slaatvania2015-12-1500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 64: Big Daddy BurpsA new service promises to alleviate the guilt of relieving common bodily functions, Dr. Nightscream's new clinical trial program isn't working out, and the executives try to make their kids look good.
In this episode:
(00:40) Dr. Nightscreamgood(10:15) Big Daddy Burps(16:20) Office Fundraising2015-12-0800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 63: Vague DirectivesOrders from The Senior Partners send the executives into a panic and Paulson is introduced to FistShark's social media consultant.
In this episode:
(00:40) Vague Directives(09:50) The Dark Prince of SEO2015-11-2400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 62: Mister MeowPractical solutions are developed for the most impractical of garments, and Jim thinks he has the purrfect thing to make breakfast exciting again.
In this episode:
(00:40) Mister Meow(11:00) Lingerie Made Easy2015-11-1700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 61: MajismoA debate rages over the freshness of Robin Thicke's hands and a new talent is discovered in the city of Boston.
In this episode:
(00:45) New Hands(10:45) Majismo2015-11-1000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 60: Butcher of BostonA new client is making headlines across the city, an artificial intelligence program from FistShark Science only gets it half right, and the team gains insight into the spirit realm.In this episode:
(00:40) Future Prometheus(09:30) Butcher of Boston(20:30) Spectral Showers2015-11-0300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 59: Jack Off LanternsPaulson is approached by a new client, questions about the inner nature of Michael Cera are raised, and someone has been interfering with the Halloween decorations.
In this episode:
(00:40) The Man You Can F(09:35) Inside Michael Cera(18:50) Jack Off Lanterns2015-10-2700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 58: Labor DomesticConrad crosses a line that forces the Senior Partners to take action, a line of household robots has started to malfunction, and a trapped Adam Levine is in need of rescue.
In this episode:
(00:40) Misanthrax(09:50) OiRobot(18:30) Moves Like Franco2015-10-2000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 57: Harvest SeasonFistShark performs a community service, an action figure line with curious properties has become a big hit, and the executives work to get Craig back in shape.
In this episode:
(00:35) Harvest Season(10:05) Old Man Saliva(20:55) Craig Shapes Up2015-10-1300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 56: Going SoftFistShark welcomes Paulson Sear to its ranks as a new full-time executive, Dean Cain is selling junk, and the team tries to find a market for Dr. Nightscream's latest pharmaceutical innovation.
In this episode:
(00:40) Orientation(12:50) The Dean Cain Collection(20:55) Going Soft2015-10-0600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 55: Hello DollyJim and Conrad have difficulty working with the new executive installed by the Senior Partners, Richard Dawkins has contracted a social disease for which there seems to be no cure, and Miley is up to somebody else's old tricks again.
In this episode:
(00:45) Hello Dolly(10:35) Squawkins(19:40) Wile E. Cyrus2015-09-2900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 54: IntervoxA familiar face interviews for the vacant seat in the conference room, a group of researchers seek help in securing funding, and Brett decides to reissue his entire catalog of work.
In this episode:
(00:35) Intervox(11:10) Analology(19:30) Brettography2015-09-2200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 53: Job FairFistShark holds a job fair to fill company-wide vacancies, the team sets to work on developing a new transmedia sensation, and Jim's alter-ego as a high-minded street artist is explored.
In this episode:
(00:40) Job Fair(09:00) Crabapple(18:10) Better Than Star Wars2015-09-1500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 52: Who's the Boss?Tasked with finding a new executive, Jim and Conrad consider the qualities that they're looking for in a new team member. Meanwhile, a new gift service has people going to pieces and the career of a recent acquisition is examined.
In this episode:
(00:35) Qualifications(09:35) Kidnapsack(19:35) Who's the Boss?2015-09-0800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 51: TrumpedA friend is laid to rest, Brett Michaels has an intoxicating new beverage, and the executives marvel at the talent behind Donald Trump's political campaign.
In this episode:
(00:40) Body Politic(09:20) Brett's Brew(20:20) Trumped2015-09-0100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 50: Operation Die HardFistShark Marketing is changed forever when a deranged madman takes the office hostage.
In this episode:
(00:45) Operation Die Hard2015-08-2600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 49: Witch HuntA reunited Spice Girls must be stopped before they perform an ancient and forbidden song, Phil Collins may have gone too far in his latest assault, and Craig is put to a test.
In this episode:
(00:45) Bobby Petty(09:20) Witch Hunt(16:45) The Spice Must Flow2015-08-1800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 48: The Most Beautiful GameThe executives are under the gun to make sure things go smoothly at an annual company event, a crucial resource is threatened, and the value of a new employee is questioned.
In this episode:
(00:45) Best Dressed Day(12:05) The Study(20:55) The Most Beautiful Game2015-08-1100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 47: Dem BonesA surprise visit from David Duchovny sends the office into chaos, Dr. Nightscream has developed a superior skeletal system, and the team attempts to regain control over Adam Sandler.
In this episode:
(00:40) Royal Treatment(08:15) Dem Bones(17:20) The Sandler Drain2015-08-0400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 46: The Shaman Will See You NowThe execs make sure everything is in order for a very important financial review, land a lucrative contract to promote a the work of a prolific artist, and seek out a new role for Brendan Fraser
In this episode:
(00:40) The Shaman Will See You Now(09:10) Furnishing Fraser(15:10) Cup-and-Balls2015-07-2100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 45: These Colors Don't SellSocial upheaval affects the FistShark offices, as the executives must deal with an error in trend assessment and prevent Dean Cain from carrying out his threats. Also, a visit to the dark carnival on the edge of town has granted Jim horrible gifts.
In this episode:
(00:45) These Colors Don't Sell(08:45) Heat Vision(16:05) Foiled Again!2015-07-0700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 44: Craig the InterviewAn environmentally friendly product is proving decidedly less friendly to consumers, a new delivery method has aroused the interest of big pharma, and the team seeks a new intern.
In this episode:
(00:40) Car Diapers(09:55) Dick Rubs(16:45) Craig the Interview2015-06-3000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 43: Moist AlertsA technical error sends heavy breathing fun seekers to the wrong hotline. Meanwhile, the executives discuss what level of interpersonal relationships should be considered acceptable in a professional setting and argue the legitimacy of claims to the title, "The Bad Boys of Boston"
In this episode:
(00:41) Moist Alerts(08:45) BFFs(17:00) The Classic Aerosmith Lineup2015-06-2300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 42: Love in a Dark PlaceA visitor from the European office seeks assistance with a client who seems to have lost their way, a new reality television project is blending two classic formats, and Miley joins the struggle for equal representation.
In this episode:
(00:45) The Butt Parade Is Dead!(13:20) Smiley Cyrus(23:05) Love in a Dark Place2015-06-1600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 41: Six Degrees of ThronesThe latest fashion trend has everyone in the city chomping at the bit to beef up their wardrobe. Meanwhile, the execs bond with the memories of a former client.
In this episode:
(00:50) Fall Collection(09:45) Six Degrees of Thrones(19:40) Jacob's Chatter2015-06-0900 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 40: China WhitewallsThe team laments the sudden arrival of a sexed-up mascot after so many failed attempts, a sales promotion at a local car dealership may have gone too far, and Mario Lopez is up to his old tricks again.
In this episode:
(00:45) Sexy Mascots(10:20) China Whitewalls(16:00) The Continuing Crimes of Mario Lopez2015-06-0200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 39: Franked UpBrett Michaels and Corey Feldman have a misadventure, while the execs land a lucrative motion picture contract.
In this episode:
(00:45) Blurry Road(10:55) The Cash Cab Grab(17:45) Franked Up2015-05-2600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 38: Poo TubesDean Cain decides to enter the race for the presidency, while Jeremy Renner abandons his promising career to become a master of illusion.
In this episode:
(01:20) The Audacity of Nope(10:30) Poo Tubes(17:45) Avant Magie2015-05-1200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 37: Herpes ComplexAn unexpected medical advancement has destroyed a decade's worth of plans, and the executives must act fast to save the company's bottom line. Also, an eastern funeral tradition is making a splash in Boston and Jim's impulse toward murder becomes a cause for concern.
In this episode:
(00:40) Murder(09:45) Herpes Complex(17:20) Exotic Dancers2015-05-0500 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 36: Equus MortuusThe team faces a diverse set of problems brought about by interesting clients, solving them with original ideas and a keen awareness of public perception.
In this episode:
(00:45) Makeshift Boats(08:50) Small Violins(15:35) Office Supplies2015-04-2800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 35: CraigsawThe executives can't figure out what happened to a once valuable asset, Caitlin and Conrad perform an intervention on Jim, and someone wants to play a game (poorly).
In this episode:
(00:45) When Harry Lost Sally(08:00) Not Coffee(15:40) Craigsaw2015-04-2100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 34: Celebrity RoastA client is celebrated in an entertainment tradition, the team attempts to arouse interest in a forgotten product, and Bono makes prank calls.
In this episode:
(00:45) The Roast of John Stamos(09:25) Sexy-Sexy(18:55) Phono Vox2015-04-1400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 33: CadburiedMiley Cyrus has her image put at risk again, Gordon Ramsay is on the hunt for lycanthropes, and a new production method for an Easter favorite goes wrong.
In this episode:
(00:45) Mrs Miley Cruz(09:50) Gordon Ramsay, Werewolf Hunter(18:00) Cadburied2015-04-0700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 32: The Broke RoomThe team discusses why nobody has been able to use the office break room lately, attempts to scale back the planned reboot of a beloved franchise, and celebrates the successful return of Dustin Diamond to television.
In this episode:
(00:45) The Broke Room(07:45) Most Busters(16:35) Diamond in the Rough2015-03-3100 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 31: The Collins HazeThe misunderstanding of a tradition causes chaos, a music industry ritual is exposed, and the executives prepare for the annual cleaning of Craig.
In this episode:
(00:40) Taking the Phil(10:20) St. Patrick's Pigs(16:40) Craig Cleaning2015-03-2400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 30: The Tooth SuitBrett Michaels demonstrates difficulty distinguishing television and reality, a public works project has turned into a inexplicable PR firestorm, and a new fashion trend has problems with decay.
In this episode:
(00:45) House of Brett Michaels(08:25) The Tooth Suit(15:15) Baby Boxes2015-03-1000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 29: Fifteen and a Half MenA spin-off of a popular sitcom meets with some resistance from a focus group, Apple's new product is poised to become an integral part of its user's lives, and blizzard conditions force the executives to make difficult decisions in the name of survival.
In this episode:
(00:25) Fifteen and a Half Men(09:10) iBlood(16:55) Snowed In2015-03-0300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 28: Corey KongCorey Feldman is facing trouble after his new family fun park results in a lawsuit, Robin Thicke opens a new club that's attracting the wrong crowd, and the executives cope with a troublesome pest in the office.
In this episode:
(00:45) The Electric Strip Club(07:35) Roach Problem(16:55) Corey Kong2015-02-2400 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 27: Spectral InhalantsGary Busey's latest career move raises a few red flags, Val gets piggish about a double entendre, and Miley Cyrus eats a ghost.
In this episode:
(00:50) UBuseyer(07:15) Ms. Pac-Miley(13:55) Porkin' Val2015-02-1700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 26: Blade CleansingThe executives attempt to stake their claim on the hottest new health craze, Dean Cain has opened a lemonade stand, and Trunculo returns with an innovation in information delivery.
In this episode:
(00:45) Dean's Lemonade(09:00) Blade Cleanse(19:20) Trunculo Lens2015-02-1000 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 25: Prepper CampThe executives discuss their successful summer camp for the children of doomsday preppers and make plans to put a sensual spin on the best selling book of all time. Meanwhile, Craig the Intern has been especially lax in his duties.
In this episode:
(00:25) Prepper Camp(09:20) Fifty Shades of Christ(17:40) Life without Craig2015-02-0300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 24: SadsghettiA bold branding effort tries to elevate the most tragic of meals, Christopher Lambert presents a new television pilot, and the executives try to pursue the ultimate short-term consumer.
In this episode:
(00:25) Christopher Lambert's Worm Time(10:55) Sadsghetti(18:05) The Declining Health Industry2015-01-2700 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 23: Miley's BatmobileAnother of Miley Cyrus' scientific endeavors results in unanticipated consequences, a charitable foundation is established to help the least unfortunate, and the chameleon-like qualities of Michael Cera are explored.
In this episode:
(01:05) Miley's Batmobile(11:50) Michael Cera, Master Impressionist(18:50) The Make A Demand Foundation
2015-01-2000 min
FistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 22: Cock Blocking BeatsPaul Rudd's plans to revolutionize casual dining meet with some resistance, Mario Lopez works on developing his bad boy image, and the executives devise a new service to protect their clients.
In this episode:
(00:35) Walter Dementulos(02:15) Ruddfückers(10:45) No More Whoopsie-Penis(18:30) The Crimes of Mario Lopez2015-01-1300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 21: McConaughuntThe search is on for an infinitely versatile resource, new security measures are implemented in the FistShark offices, and our executives seek justice in the matter of Craig the Intern.
In this episode:
(00:45) FistShark v. Craig T. Intern(11:05) Medal Detectors(19:40) McConaughunt
2015-01-0600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 20: Christmas MeatOur executives are hard at work developing the television event of the season, clients are keen to get their holiday albums selling in stores, and it's Caitlin's turn to take charge of a FistShark Marketing Christmas tradition.
In this episode:
(01:00) Live Birth of the Christ(12:00) Sounds of the Season(18:20) Christmas Meat2014-12-2300 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 19: Gerber Baby FarmThe horrible truth behind a long-running campaign is at risk of being exposed, Dean Cain is obsessed with rehearsing his ultimate performance, and the team reflects on how they prefer to take their coffee.
In this episode:
(00:45) Coffee(11:40) Gerber Baby Farm(22:40) Rehearsing Cain2014-12-1600 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 17: Fowl ProphecyAn overabundance of poultry is making life a challenge in the FistShark office, a lapse in litigious fervor seems ripe for exploitation, and Vince Vaughn becomes what he's always aspired to be.
In this episode:
(00:40) Too Many Chickens(11:25) Vince Centvaughn(19:45) Rule Thirty-Frozen2014-12-0200 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 15: Instant DiabetesA potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office.
In this episode:
(01:20) Funky Buttblood(09:05) Instant Diabetes(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend2014-11-1800 minFistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 10: Calling Dr. NightscreamA health crisis rocks the FistShark office as Caitlin contracts what is almost certainly a life-threatening illness. Meanwhile, Dean Cain fails to show up for work and the executive team finally has a face-to-face meeting with Bono Vox.
In this episode:
(00:00) Dr. Nightscream(08:25) Scheduling Cain(14:55) Bono's New Album
2014-09-2300 min
FistShark MarketingFistShark Marketing 01: Dean Cain The Dog WalkerFistShark Marketing is YOUR publicity relations specialist for a world of social media and some other things that sound good. We're releasing recordings of our genuine strategy meetings to help young startups create their OWN PR empires.
How DO we deal with such stars as Dean Cain, Val Kilmer, and Corey Feldman? Find out NOW!
In this episode:
(00:00) Dean Cain, Dog Walker(07:55) How Do We Fix Val Kilmer?(14:38) Feldman Hunts for Pornog(18:22) Fannyback2014-07-2100 min