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The Trashochists' Guide(PEDOPHILIA TW) VAMPFEST 2K19, What We Do On The PodcastWould you like to play a game?
The Trashos attempt, led by Dee, to identify quotes from 3 seminal pieces of vampire literature: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire, and Anonymous's My Immortal...................you horny simpletons.
2019-10-301h 12The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIXTEEN FULL-coach z voice- sprank me with ur papple daddy.....
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The Trashochists' GuideCanada Day Special: Bearectile DysfunctionIn Marian Engel's 1976 disasterpiece 'Bear', in which a lady fucks a bear, bear-fucking takes place. She fucks a bear. SHE FUCKS A BEAR, GUYS.
2019-07-0123 min2019-06-261h 48The Trashochists' GuideRAPE TW: TG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE TWELVE FULLThe Worst Chapter is an anagram of "Worth? Crap teeths."
2019-06-211h 35The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE ELEVEN FULLPeter agreed to read one of the worst bits of the book: The Rape Contract!
2019-06-142h 142019-06-121h 422019-06-091h 522019-06-0907 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-9.9: Clitorally-Induced Ego DeathThe French call it 'le petit mort', but I think in this case it tends to causes us to 'le petit snort'.
2019-06-0912 min2019-06-0907 min2019-06-0416 min2019-06-0414 min2019-06-0314 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-9.4: HOT ORANGE JUICE IS A CURSED CONCEPT, PETERThe Most Boringest Morning After Scene Ever
2019-06-0308 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-9.3: Death of TwinningsDee you promised you wouldn't fuck around with that anymore
2019-06-0208 min2019-06-0211 min2019-06-0209 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE EIGHT FULLVirginity is a fake concept, you don't have to bleed when you have sex the first time, hang E.L. James by her thumbs from the Seattle Space Needle
2019-06-021h 42The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS -8.10: No Laments For Christian GreyPlink plink plink. Plink plink plink.
2019-06-0213 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-8.9: Will To Live: Fading; Urge To Kill: RisingR.I.P. Dee 19?? - 2019
2019-06-0211 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -8.8: 1.5 Seconds Of FuckAna Steele: 'lost' her 'virginity'; the Trashochists: lose their gourds
2019-06-0215 min2019-04-2510 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -8.6: Ana Steele, Leader of the UnfuckablesNot to be mistaken for the feral clans of cishet asexuals that roam the Internet. The Venn diagram, however, is a circle.
2019-04-2509 min2019-04-2509 min2019-04-2509 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS -8.3: Moe Moe Moe, How Do You Like It, How Do You Like ItNot at all. Next question.
2019-04-2409 min2019-04-2409 min2019-04-2410 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS OTC1: Oh, John Ringo, No.Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
2019-04-1232 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SEVEN FULLSweet dreams are made of cheese/Who am I to dis a brie
2019-04-091h 25The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.9 & AFTERSHOW: I Guess You Could Call It An Aphro-cheese-iac?Eh? Eh????
2019-04-0909 min2019-04-0914 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.7: Dominants Should Say 'No' TooWhen you need to, when you want to, when you should. Use that wonderful little word when you're uncomfortable, darlings.
2019-04-0910 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.6: Hi! I like cheese! It's delicious and easy to cut!Why do some people love changing the subject? Speaking of,
2019-04-0910 min2019-04-0910 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.4: ALCOHOLISM TW: Drunken Consent Is Not ConsentDon't libate and dominate.
2019-04-0906 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.3: Like for Meta-Ana, Ignore for Anti-AnaWhoever wins, we still lose.
2019-04-0805 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.2: Fart SFX HQ Free Download CC0You're gonna stick to that bed like a wet dog, dawg.
2019-04-0807 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-7.1: It's the Tone that Determines if 'Hardwood vs. Softwood' is a Pornographic PhraseAT LEAST TRY A LITTLE FUCKING BIT.
2019-04-0808 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE SIX FULLBeautiful. Delicious. Strike them from the lexicon!
2019-04-082h 10The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.13: A Long, Long Time 'till TouchdownWe were so close, but like Icarus we flew t - GOD DAMMIT ITS INFECTING MY BRAINS
2019-04-0803 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.12: Deals Weed, Shits Pants [AB/DLs DO NOT INTERACT]"No...no, it's cool...I'm sure the crib is very sturdy, but I would like to have my weed now, please."
2019-04-0806 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.11: Grab a 20$ Bottle of Wine, Put Out Your Pinkie And Git Fayuncy!DO NOT DRINK THE WINE, ANA!
2019-04-0708 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.10: "Percival, leave me."The fifth cohost almost makes disaster strike.
2019-04-0709 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.9: No Opinion ZoneWhat the fuck is the significance of the name 'Escala'?
2019-04-0707 min2019-04-0707 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.7: Elevators and Helicopters and Harnesses, Oh My!The first bondage scene in the book is about as sexy as a wet sack of gravel.
2019-04-0712 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-6.6: What the fuck is wrong with you Christian! What the fuck is wrong. With. You.Christian Grey is a consummate fucking weirdo, and not in a cool way.
2019-04-0611 min2019-02-2810 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -6.4: Use Their Chosen Name GoddammitWe don't make the rules! Even if the name is fucking stupid, use it!
2019-02-2609 min2019-02-2608 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E6.2: I'm So Sorry, DelibesAna is a lesbian! She's a fucking lesbian! She's nuttin' to Lakme's Flower Duet SHE'S A LESBIAN GODDAMMIT!
2019-02-2508 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E 6.1: Dee's Chaotic Zune EnergiesOh, and some other surprises! Vimes is an idiot.
2019-02-2512 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FIVE FULLMany lives were lost in the making of this episode. RIP Peter 1990 - 2019.
2019-02-202h 30The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E - 5.14 AFTERSHOW: Moist MomentsLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide
2019-02-2012 min2019-02-2006 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.12: Kidnapper Christian Kisses, Causes ClaustrophobiaI hope Neo and Trinity choose this moment to blow up the fucking elevator.
2019-02-2013 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.11: Toothbrush Discourse. Everyone Dies!We Regret To Inform You That You Are, Unfortunately, Recently Deceased.
2019-02-2011 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.10: Just Tell Your Stalker Your Exact Weekly Schedule, It's Fine!Latest episode of The Trashochists' Guide
2019-02-2011 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.9: The Highs and the Lows of Christian Grey's MachinationsLiterally shut the fuck up Grey. Literally, actually, snip your lips off with a pair of kitchen scissors you bilious billionaire baby.
2019-02-2008 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.8: Ana's Superpowers Of Useless Perception (Wondrous Item, Requires Atunement)Peter: "Actually, Dee, it's 'Twinings'."
Dee: "No."
2019-02-2010 min2019-02-2008 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.6: NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN A 36C, EVER, IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND GODDAMMITTaylor knows her bra size because he actually used to fit lingerie. Also, Roman-Catholic imagery is discussed in terms of how horny it makes us.
2019-02-2015 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -5.5: Further Self-Incrimination (But No One Is As Self-Incriminating As E.L. James)
2019-02-2008 minThe Trashochists' GuideTW RAPE: TG2MS E -5.4: The Trashochists Self-IncriminateProfessor Ratigan was voiced by Vincent Price. I rest my case.
2019-02-2009 minThe Trashochists' GuideTW RAPE: TG2MS E -5.3: Casing The Joint For Future VictimsANA GET OUT OF THERE PLEASE...
2019-02-2010 minThe Trashochists' GuideTW ASSAULT TG2MS E -5.2: Keep Sweet Make Nice Just SurviveThere is no shame in doing what you have to to survive. Ever.
Also Peter loves that dank body stank.
2019-02-1911 min2019-02-1910 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE FOUR FULLI hope every single person who allowed this book to be published is forced to wear Lego shoes forever.
2019-02-191h 58The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS AFTERSHOW: Please Donate Tampons To Your Local Food Bank!Meanwhile, donate a bullet to Jeff Bezos's stupid face.
2019-02-1905 minThe Trashochists' GuideTW SEXUAL ASSAULT: TG2MS E-4.13: Rich People Are Terrible People, TrufaxString'em all up by their nose-hairs.
2019-02-1912 min2019-02-1907 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.11: ILLEGAL! STALKER! BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCHANA STAY IN THE BAR! ANA TALK TO THE BARTENDER! ANA FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE
2019-02-1904 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.10: Teleporting Serial KillersChristian Grey channels Freddie Krueger.
2019-02-1806 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-4.9: Ana Gets White Girl Wasted. It Goes Well!DON'T! MESS! WITH! MISTER! BOOZE!
2019-02-1808 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.8: Totally Tubular Tess of the D'UrbervillesCATCH THIS SICK WAVE OF SHITERARY DIARRHEA, MY DUDE! Vimes loses his cigarettes, causing an on-air crisis.
2019-02-1805 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.7: First Time Drunk Stories & Formatting FuckeryPeter and Dee's respective PDFs are a lil fucky, but Vimes has the correct layout. It still fucking sucks either way.
2019-02-1812 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.6: KATE PLEASE! KATE YOU HAVE THE TAPE! KATE?!? HELLO???GOD DAMMIT E.L. JAMES!
2019-02-1807 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.5: WORDS MEAN THINGS DON'T USE A THESAURUSDee gives great hugs! You're never going to get one.
2019-02-1810 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.4: Shut The Fuck Up E.L. JamesLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1811 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.3: Feelings Are Amoral, Feel Them!FEEL YOUR FEELINGS! FEEL THEM GODDAMMIT!
2019-02-1809 min2019-02-1811 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -4.1: Phantom of the FloperaSuddenly, Christian Grey transforms into a Dracula.
2019-02-1808 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS EPISODE NEGATIVE THREE FULLClassic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature. Classic British literature...
2019-02-181h 29The Trashochists' GuideAFTERSHOW: TG2MS E -3.9: Eat Trash Be Free 2019Latest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1811 min2019-02-1808 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-3.7: The "Is HE Your Boyfriend?" Creepy Guy QuizIt's everyone's favourite game show! If you lose, he puts your head in a freezer! If you win, you're incredibly uncomfortable for the entire interaction!
2019-02-1708 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -3.6: What's Weaker, the Tea or the Protag?Latest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1707 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -3.5: Coffee Dates for Coffee HatersLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1713 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -3.4: The British InvasionLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1713 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E-3.4: Dindins vs. SupsupsLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1710 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E -3.3: Technological Luddite AnaLatest episode of The Trashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature
2019-02-1709 min2019-02-1610 minThe Trashochists' GuideTrashochists' Guide To Modern Shiterature EPISODE NEGATIVE ONE FULLThe Three Trashketeers crack open some cold ones and Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James. We might die, but we will die laughing.
TW SOUNDTRACK:
"Kierkegaard's Neon Lights" by Chris Schlarb, from 'Dropsy the Clown' (2014)
www.schlarb.bandcamp.com
INTRO & OUTRO SOUNDTRACK:
"Life at Last" by Beef, from 'Phantom of the Paradise' (1976)
Available where good music is sold
OTHER SOUNDTRACK SONGS:
"Set it Off" by Diplo (FatRat Remix)
"Girl Like You" by TORO Y MOI
"Main Theme" b...
2019-01-213h 04The Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E1.6: Said is not Dead (said he, fuckily)Avoiding the text itself, the Trashketeers discuss adverbs and dialogue tags to some extent.
2019-01-1810 minThe Trashochists' GuideTG2MS E1.2: Predictions & Opening Lines DiscussionStalling for time, the Three Trashketeers discuss the importance of opening lines.
2019-01-1524 minThe Trashochists' GuideTrashochists' Guide to Modern Shiterature E1.1: INTROSThe Three Trashketeers introduce themselves, and gird their loins to deal with the horrorshow that is E.L. James's Fifty Shades of Grey.
2019-01-1510 min