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The Nonsense Burger#116: The First Thing He Sees Is My AssSend us a textHeyo! Today's episode features the dynamic duo of Michael and Francis. The two tango through Francis's NFL gameday experience between the Lions and Bears, Michael building what is arguably the most impressive parade float ever assembled, and we rip on Timmy for conveniently not showing up to another show. Pop in and have yourselves a laugh with the gang and their nonsensical Burgers! Love you.2024-02-0737 minThe Nonsense Burger#115: It Can Happen to YouSend us a textGreetings, Folks! I'd say that today's episode got weird, but then again, which ones don't? We start with religion. Relax. It's not what you think. From there it takes a bend to an oft-forgotten Nicholas Cage movie (hence the title) and winds around the block. Join in on the laughter with Michael, Oko, and Francis. And, as always, we love you.2024-01-3124 minThe Nonsense Burger#114: Jack the Carrot StabberSend us a textHeyo! The Burger is a little late to 2024 but we're here nonetheless! Today, Oko, Michael, and Francis catch up the only way they know how; with a heaping plate of complete and utter Nonsense. As luck would have it, Harry Carey and Bill Cosby stop by to intro the show, and then it gets nuttier. We talk Creed singing Christmas tunes, the ingenuity of Michael Keaton, an evil Frosty the Snowman, and so much more! Glad to be back and boy do we love all you Fine Folks!2024-01-2434 minThe Nonsense Burger#112: A Hug from the HipSend us a textMahalo, Folks! Welcome back to the Burger, where tonight you've got Francis, Oko, and Michael all over the board! Oko explains what a "hug from the hip" gets you. Francis has more odd airport encounters. We explore a newly-coined phrase known as a "bed friend". Spiders are still scary. The unnecessary energy of Agro business convention presenters. All of this while Michael wonders why he's friends with these two. Put your swimmies on....we're jumping into the deep end for today's show. Love you!2023-11-0856 minThe Nonsense Burger#111: Double DribbleSend us a textWowsers! We're back again, Folks! And we're just in time for the holiday that everyone takes too far. Halloween is great for justifying how much candy we cram into our gullets and that's about it. Aside from that, tune in to listen to Michael, Oko, and Francis talk about the mystery that is excessive pee dribble! Not your thing? Not a problem! We also tackle elaborate holiday lawn decorations, leaving appliances on when you've already left the house, and Oko's new obsessions with wanting to look exactly like Mr. Clean! It's always a house of...2023-10-1845 minThe Nonsense Burger#110: AssacadabraSend us a textWow! Talk about a magic show! Today's episode is all over the board, Folks. Francis, Oko, and Michael play a sick game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey and I don't think they hit the target once. Or do they? Why is there still hype around the Harry Potter movies? How do we get access to all the wonderful sabotage Chris Hanson was involved in from 'To Catch a Predator?' Oko wants to drive an ice cream truck around when he retires. Ikea meatballs are supposedly really good? Is a kitchen sponge or...2023-09-0742 minThe Nonsense Burger#109: Please ExplainSend us a textHeyo! Michael and Francis are back and unloading their chaotic brainpower on all of you Fine Folks! We go from lovely morning walks to picking our fingernails to meditating to forgetting items on a grocery list to peeing in public. See what we mean? It's absolutely bonkers! Pop into today's episode and enjoy a little scattershot from these two hooligans. Explain, we shall. Love you.2023-08-3045 minThe Nonsense Burger#108: They're Plump, They're Juicy, and Waiting for CreamSend us a textGreetings, Friends! We're bombarding you with a neat little episode tonight hosted by Francis and Michael. Francis crawled his way out of the deep, dark labyrinth that is customer service call centers. It's OK. He survived and he's here to tell you his tale. If that wasn't enough, he also just got through a gauntlet of family vacations and still, he lives to tell you of his adventures. Michael apparently has a technically difficult case of the quiet mic tonight but he's tossing his sprinkles of goodness on top of this tasty twisty ice cream...2023-08-0940 minThe Nonsense Burger#107: Shell ShockedSend us a textWowsers! We've got a cooker for all you Fine Folks, today! Francis and Oko trade a pair of diabolical stories you have to hear to believe. Francis has a run-in with two people wearing fedoras that also own two pet turtles. Keep going? You bet. Oko follows that up nicely with a "shitty" mishap while getting his car serviced at a dealership. Let's just say he'll be washing his hands every five minutes for the next year or so. Buckle up beauties! This one is a flat-out doozy. Love you.2023-07-251h 00The Nonsense Burger#106: Poppin' Ass PimpsSend us a textHeyo! The title should say it all, Folks. We burst through the door talking about those juicy little whiteheads hiding on your ham hocks. Not to be outdone, a story about a mysterious oozing mark on the back. What? Moving on. Today you have Francis and Michael sifting through an entertaining list of office nicknames! It's always silly with the Nonsense Burger, so bring 'er on in here! We love you.2023-06-1540 minThe Nonsense Burger#105: I Wanna Rock n' Roll All NightSend us a textThe Boys are back in town, ladies and gentlemen! In today's episode, Francis gives Timmy the rundown on a three-concert bender he recently experienced. Country, bluegrass, and rock. The music was thumping and the people-watching was superb. Then, Timmy had to counter with an unexpected box seat show to see the one and only Michael Buble! Hope you brought some corn for poppin' (queue lame Christmas music joke). Jump on in and listen while we take you from the nosebleeds down to the front of the stage. Don't forget your hula hoop and enough...2023-05-3152 minThe Nonsense Burger#104: Do You Like to Do It Yourself?Send us a textGreetings, Folks! Hope you have your toolbelt handy for today's episode because we're in need of someone who knows their way around a project. Timmy and Francis stumble their way through one procrastinating DIY project after another and believe they've learned a valuable lesson along the way: pay someone who knows what they're doing. Closet fixes, sanding nightmares, electrocution, and plumbing. Saddle up for a real-life Tool Time experience as the fellas aim to make you feel better about your own handyman skills. Love you!2023-05-231h 07