Shows
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 101 - Frank Emsley Seriously Friggin’ JailbirdsWorking with jailbirds just SUCKS! Sponsors: suittrans.com augusonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com
2025-12-121h 26
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 98 - Frank Emsley SeriouslySuper pissy episode about pseudo workplace safety. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augisonfarms com Laundry room service.com
2025-01-0217 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 97 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyFuck stupidity. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com
2024-12-1233 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 96 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyIn this very short podcast, I bitch about ordering a GODDAMMED PIZZA!!!
2024-12-0811 min
2024-11-2039 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 93 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAt the end, I must’ve muted my microphone. Don’t care. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Damdis.com Laundry room service.com
2024-09-201h 04
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 92 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyMore bitching about work and the Harris campaign. Since I had a cold, and it made me sound like Barry White, I went with the Barry White cover theme…
2024-09-1151 min
2024-09-0238 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 90 - Another Booze Store Run.I walk to the booze store while I talk about stupid shit. Some politics, some work, and some stuff about Joe Rogan’s inability to see that he, Rogan, is stepping directly into the mainstream media’s trap by NOT interviewing Trump. One of my best piece-of-shit episodes to date. Vivian makes a guest appearance along with some dude named Charles. I said I would include a link to Theo Von’s interview with Trump. Here it is…https://youtu.be/vC5cHjcgt5g?s... Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Damdis.c...
2024-08-2756 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 89 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyI recorded this with a coworker. We bitch about work together.This way we’ll get fired at the same time… Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com Damdis.com
2024-08-1142 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 88 - FTG, just “F” ‘em…More booze store ranting. Mahesh makes a brief but insightful appearance. DJT needs to abolish the Secret Service along with any number of three letter agencies. Yeah, I’m on a watchlist or two because I pretty much give no fucks… Sponsors: - augasonfarms.com - suittrans.com - laundryroomservice.com - damdis.com
2024-07-2634 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 87 - Work and Traffic.Walking to the booze store while bitching about work and wind and traffic. One of the worst episodes I’ve ever recorded.
2024-07-1136 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslySeriously StupidIn this piece of shit episode, I rant about ranting. This makes it a meta-episode. Sponsors: Augasonfarms.com Suittrans.com Damdis.com Laundry room service.com
2024-06-1350 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 85 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyThis is my Alice’s Restaurant on acid edition. I’m seriously bitching about my job and telling weird stories at the same time. Sponsors: suittrans.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com augasonfarms.com
2024-05-071h 16
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 84 - Corporate HystrionicsYeah, this one’s a doozie. When they hear this one, I’m unemployed. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Damdis.com
2024-04-2054 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 83 - More Booze StoriesWalking to the Booze Store. Special guest: Vivian. In this episode, I trash my best friend. Sponsors: Suittrans.com againfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com
2024-04-0937 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 82 - More Booze Store RantingI talk about Brett’s wife and how evil she is…
2024-04-0435 min
2024-03-2627 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 80 - Walking to the Booze StoreAgain, I’m bitching about work. Bitching about people. Nothing new here..:
2024-03-1750 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 79 - Jail BirdFirst podcast in months! I talk about my jail time, court, Margaret, and, of course, WORK!!! Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com abstract2actual.com
2024-02-1853 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 78 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Liquor ‘Til She ScreamsA very short episode talking about my personal life while on the way to drinking myself to death
2024-01-1226 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 77 - Doing Laundry Before Noon?!?!?? PREPOSTEROUS!!!In this episode, I bitch about work (big surprise!), and how I broke up with my girlfriend of thirteen years. My life is a complete fucking mess. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com
2023-11-1743 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 76 - Stupid People SuckAs always, I’m bitching about work. Upper management needs to go back to their group homes and just be simply retarded. They, upper management, just needs to whack off by themselves and leave the rest of us alone. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com damdis.com Suittrans.com augasonfarms.com
2023-10-201h 00
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 75 - Doing Laundry and Bitching About EverythingIn this episode I bitch about work, AI, work, this fucking laundromat, and, of course, work. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-09-211h 05
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 74 - Frank’s Farewell To Lawn Mowing FOREVER!I’m mowing the lawn. I watch my tiny dog murder a rabbit. I run into a huge fallen branch and start sawing away. All is podcast history. SPONSORS: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com
2023-09-1257 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 73 - Black Pilled Forever.In this episode I bitch about being completely black pilled. It was fun to record but dark as shit. Sponsors… DamDis.com Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundryroomservice.com
2023-08-251h 06
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 72 - Frank Emsley Seriously. Working for a living sucks. Dealing with assholes. Archer testimony. We are fucking DOOMED!We are DOOMED! The first attempt got deleted, YAY! Sponsors: augasonfarms.com damdis.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com
2023-08-0247 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 71 - Frank Emsley Seriously Triskaidekaphobia and why being stupid is a lot of fun. Bud Light is STILL fucked. Yay. And laundry timeTriskaidekaphobia, my seriously weird fear. Sponsors: damdis.com augasonfarms.com suittrans.com laundry room service.com
2023-07-141h 05
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 70 - Frank Emsley Seriously: Early Laundry, CNN Ripped Me Off, Dylan Mulvaney is Still an Asshole, and We’re All Still Gonna Die!Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-06-211h 09
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 69 - Laundry and My Dead DogWell, shit. More Laundry. Bud Light, Target stuff, my poor dog, Aubie, and other things are talked about in this shit-headed episode. Sponsors: suittrans.com augasonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-06-021h 01
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 68 - Frank Emsley Seriously - Proportionality and HubrisLaundry Day! Tonight I talk shit about Tim Pool, yardwork, and other pointless garbage. Sponsors: Suittrans.com DamDis.com 1800flowers.com Augasonfarms.com Berries.com
2023-05-101h 02
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 67 - Fuck Normies Forever: The EVP Episode.The EVP episode. It’s me doing laundry again. Tonight, I rail against Normie Retards, I bitch about my seriously fucked up personal life (with no real details), and rant like a lunatic at the end for no particular good reason. At 5 minutes and 51 seconds, an EVP can be heard saying, “Thanks, Frank.” Listen to this part at full volume on headphones. Freaky. Totally weird. Sponsors: laundryroomservice.com suittrans.com augusonfarms.com damdis.com
2023-04-201h 03
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 66 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyYard work. Trannie Talk. Same old stupid shit. Sponsors: Suittrans.com Augasonfarms.com Laundry room service.com
2023-04-1156 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 65 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyJust another night at the laundromat. Same stupid, different episode. Yay… Sponsors: suittrans.com damdis.com augasonfarms.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-03-291h 01
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 64 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyDoing laundry yet again. I go off on Murder She Wrote and talk about how to stash prepper goods as furniture. Other stupid shit as well. Sponsors: suittrans.com augusonfarms.com damdis.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-03-101h 03
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 63 - Frank Emsley Seriously/Quadriplegic OlympicsMore fucking laundry in the middle of the night. One of my better episodes. I’m hopped up on caffeine and Monster Energy the entire time. I talk trash and bitch about stupid shit (as usual) and reach literally zero valuable conclusions. I will say that the quadriplegic Olympics was kind of fun. Sponsors: augasonfarms.com damdis.com suittrans.com laundryroomservice.com
2023-02-231h 02
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 62 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyShort show because my voice was giving out. Talked about being black pilled and about CoVid. Truly boring shit.
2023-02-1023 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 61 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyI believe this is the first podcast to talk to a guy sleeping in a public dryer. I bitch about working for a living and other first world problems on this, the worst podcast in the universe. Sponsors:https://suittrans.comhttps://augasonfarms.comhttps://damdis.com
2023-01-181h 00
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 60 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyGoing to Walmart to bitch about how horrible it is to be an Ugly American. Seriously, I really do love this country. Oh, and I talk about spaghetti. Sponsorshttps://suittrans.com/https://augasonfarms.com/https://damascusdispatch.com/
2023-01-0755 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 59 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyMore laundry and mindless meandering. This episode’s icon was partially created at stablediffusion.com. I bitch about how dirty this laundromat is, the FBI, and my Minds Buddy, Griffin. Brought to you by https://augasonfarms.com/https://damascusdispatch.com/https://suittrans.com/https://laundryroomservice.com...
2022-12-271h 00
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 58 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyDoing laundry. I talk about stupid shit. Elon’s not suicidal, etc…https://suittrans.com/https://augasonfarms.com/https://nanowrimo.org
2022-12-0753 min
2022-11-1747 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 56 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAnother day, another load of laundry. I talk about Twitter, nanowrimo.org, suittrans.com, and how we’re all gonna DIE!!!
2022-10-311h 00
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 55 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyBuy CNN!!!I’m once again at the Albertville, Alabama 24/7 Coin Laundry recording a podcast while fried out of my head on instant coffee. Visit 24/7 Coin Laundry at https://www.laundryroomservice.com and let them know that you love this podcast. Note: 24/7 Coin Laundry has no fucking idea that I record my podcast there. This may result in a cease and desist order, which, of course, I find absolutely HILARIOUS…Also visit…https://www.suittrans.comhttps://augasonfarms.com
2022-10-151h 13
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 54 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAnother laundry day completely fucked out of my skull on coffee at 03:30 at a local laundromat. Boring shit, but it was a lot of fun to record.
2022-09-2744 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 53 - Drive over Republicans NOW!It’s open season on Republicans! Drive over one today!
2022-09-2326 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 52 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyOutta dip on a Sunday night. Walking to the store at 9:30 at night to get some chew. Really boring shit.
2022-09-1957 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 51 - Laundromat ThursdayDoing laundry at 0300 in Albertville. Nothing to see here.
2022-09-0944 min2022-08-0225 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 49 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyI’m no longer driving a truck. On this podcast, I talk about my new job, being home, and radical transgenderism. Yeah, it’s pretty stupid.
2022-06-0628 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 48 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyMowing the lawn. I hope you can hear my insightful lecture on the meaning of life, the universe, and everything over the noise.
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Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 46 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyThe second half sucks because I was carrying heavy bags.Fuck you all…
2022-04-0655 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 45 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyShort podcast recorded on the way to and back from Dollar General while I’m stranded at Suit waitin for my truck to be repaired.
2022-03-2814 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 44 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAgain walking to a Lincoln Dollar General. Nothing to see here…
2022-03-2135 min2022-03-1832 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 42 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyWalking and through the Walmart in Beria, Kentucky. Today, I talk of nothing significant. I do, however, explain my new life working on the Honda account.
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Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 40 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyRising Fawn, Georgia. Walking to Dollar General…
2022-01-2726 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 39 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyWalking to Wal Mart in Lincoln, Nebraska. Same stuff, talk about my MGTOW dudes, APG, et Al. Sort of fun but it gets a bit dark at the end.
2021-12-2856 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 38 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyI’m at home. I podcasted while talking to my neighbor Pam and while fixing a leak in the roof. Totally boring…
2021-12-1252 min
Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 37 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAnother General run in Dickson, Tennessee.Today I talked about the Rittenhouse, media madness, and the plight of dollar general.
2021-11-2821 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 36 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyIn this episode, I bitch about politics, truck driving, and Megan Kelly
2021-11-0736 min
Beyotch Show: The Podcast of Cultural DeprogrammingEpisode #37 The Constitution is Propaganda Toilet Paper. Specifically For Frank Emsley***this episode is explicit*******THIS EPISODE IS EXPLICIT****And deals with adult content meant only for adult responsible and sentient beings who posses a spine**** Episode #37 The Constitution is Propaganda Toilet Paper. This Episode is dedicated to my favorite circus seal, Mr. Frank Emsley. ****This episode is EXPLICIT and deals with adult content meant only for adult responsible and sentient beings who posses a spine.****
2021-10-3122 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 35 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyWalking to the Dollar General in Candor, NC. Like all of my other episodes, I’m just walking around bitching about stuff and dealing out the trivialities of my ridiculous life…
2021-10-2724 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 34 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyAfter yesterday’s massive abortion of a podcast (preceded by an unplanned abortion of what some would call “a hiatus”), I walked to the Dollar General here in Pleasant View, Tennessee, and recorded a replacement episode tonight.(Run on, sentence! Run on!!!)There is NO reason that anyone should ever listen to my podcast, all I ever do is gripe about driving my truck…WWW.SUITTRANS.COM
2021-10-2143 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 33 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyI’ve been having problems with my app and haven’t recorded in a while. I’m in Berea, Kentucky just walking around and griping about my trailer and how this is the worst podcast in the universe…
2021-10-1935 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 32 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyDoing yard work. Yay. I don’t normally put up descriptions of my podcasts because, well, early onset Alzheimer’s, you know… Today I talked about Covid shots, Audible books, visiting my dad in Grand Junction, Colorado, and other stupid shit.I need to start taking the time to add descriptions to my podcast even though no one is listening to them. If nothing, this will make it look more like a “real” podcast.
2021-09-131h 21Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 31 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyWalking to dollar General in Canton, Ohio on August 30th, 2021. Trucking, politics, stupid stuff.
2021-08-3159 min2021-08-2418 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 29 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyWalking to Dollar General in Dodge City, Alabama.
2021-08-1518 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 28 - Frank Emsley Seriously Walking to Walgreen’sWalking to Walgreen’s in Bolingbrook, Illinois.
2021-08-0631 min2021-07-2816 min2021-07-181h 00Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 26 - Walking to Kroger’s in Walton, Kentucky.Same ol’ same ol... Its just me griping while I walk to and from the store...
2021-07-0232 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 25 - Frank Emsley SeriouslyBlacksburg South Carolina and Grover North Carolina. I walked into Grover NC to the Dollar General to get some food and washcloths.My first walking podcast to be recorded in TWO STATES!!!
2021-06-2453 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 24 - Second Time to the Oak Grove Dollar GeneralWalking to Dollar General in Oak Grove yet again.Tons of yays!!!
2021-06-2038 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 23 - Walking to Dollar General in Oak Grove, KentuckyWalking to the store. Same shit, different episode...
2021-06-1625 min2021-06-121h 022021-06-1120 min2021-06-1035 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 19 - Walking to Wal Mart in Beria, Kentucky.Really crappy episode. Just needed to get SOMETHING recorded.
2021-06-0943 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 18 - Dyersburg MallWalking to WalMart in Dyersburg, Tennessee. Not much going on here. Got sort of depressed walking through a mostly abandoned mall.
2021-05-3151 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 17 - A New Dollar General. Weird stuff..They closed my old Dollar General in Pelahatchie, Mississippi. I found the replacement. Once again, I’m talking incoherently for the entire stroll..
2021-05-2646 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 16 - Walking to Family Dollar in Dallas.Just me walking around and bitching about everything.
2021-05-1556 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 15 - Walking to the Fort Dodge Wal MaryWell, it is just me walking and talking to and from Wal mart. I did it just because I had to.It really sucks...
2021-05-0735 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 14 - More Yard Work, More Whining Dog, More Verbal MeanderingToday, I did my podcast while yanking up tons of ivy that was trying to eat our house. Today, you’ll get a chance to meet my retired neighbor, Johnny, and another neighbor, Colby. Fun to record, hard to listen to...
2021-04-261h 02Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 13 - Cleaning the YardThis is just me picking up sticks and pine ones and doing what I always do best, I’m bitching about stuff. I somehow wander into the land of Artificial Intelligence and Nazis. Don’t ask me, I’m just jabbering.
2021-04-241h 02Frank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 12 - Super Freedom IdiotsWalking to the store again and griping about everything.
2021-04-1929 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 11: Tooling Around TallulahGoing to the dollar general in Tallulah, Louisiana.
2021-04-1920 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 10: Test Episode for the Numbers Stations PodcastNumbers Stations will be a parallel to this one. Walking to Dollar General while talking to myself.
2021-04-1426 min2021-04-0328 min2021-03-3033 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 7 - I’m Gonna Get BannedI’m seriously FUCKED on this one! Join me as I get banned FOREVER!!!
2021-03-2110 minFrank Emsley SeriouslyEpisode 6 - BreakdownI need to record stuff. I drive for the greatest company ever. https://suittrans.com/
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