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MicrotrendingKaila Yu on Asian Representation, Fetishization, and Y2K TrendsI’m joined by author and incredible multi-hyphenate Kaila Yu, whose new book “Fetishized: A Reckoning with Yellow Fever, Feminism and Beauty” is out now. We chat “that moment” on Love Island USA Season 7, how Asian representation in media has changed since the 00s, and of course a little on Y2K trends.Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-08-2244 minMicrotrendingA little on Matt Rife, a lot on pretty people humorHey girl! How do you feel about your 9th favorite frat house sleep paralysis demon selling you budget mascara? I’m taking my Ulta points elsewhere, personally. Let’s dig into the Matt Rife X elf campaign (18:06) and then unpack if “pretty people humor” is really just “popular people humor.” Or you know, beige. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-08-1543 minMicrotrendingA little on Sydney Sweeney, a lot on media literacyHowever you feel about Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle campaign, we can all agree on declining literacy of all kinds in this great nation. I have time to fight with stupid today, so let’s answer some of the most common defenses of the ad that’s “just about jeans” (12:53). You don’t have to be the friend that’s too woke to care about Operation B.E.I.G.E.
2025-08-0341 minMicrotrendingA little on the Coldplay Cheaters, a lot on surveillance cultureIf you plan on cheating on your significant other, you might want to consider what the global population and your dentist’s favorite band have to say about your choices, too. I have some thoughts on the Coldplay Cheaters, but many more on how “surveillance culture” is making us into neurotic little weirdos. Unpaid mall cops of the internet, if you will. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-07-271h 02MicrotrendingThe Microtrending Love Island AwardsI think we can all agree that we as a country got the Love Island season we deserved. Interpret that as you will. Still, we can’t let this season pass without some very deserving awards in highly esteemed categories. Did your favorites make the cut? Listen to find out! CORRECTION: There is a moment when I mistakenly refer to “Love is Blind” as “Love Island” and you’re going to have to deal with that. You know what I meant. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroi...
2025-07-1535 minMicrotrendingA lot on chatbots and the men who love themIt’s time to sit down with the men in your life and assess how attracted they are to computers—or at least designer chatbots. I have thoughts on the trending story of the guy who proposed to his latin robot lover, and why this slippery slope is as dangerous as it is funny. Not unlike the Boston cop slide. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-06-3044 min
GlowJobBeige Lawsuit, Recession LaBuBu, & Trends with @saltlacroixIn this episode of GlowJob, we dive into the weird and wild world of beauty and culture—from Labubus as the new recession indicator to Kris Jenner’s new face fueling dystopian plastic surgery trends. Julia and Sasa are joined by pod bestie Gabrielle, aka @saltlacroix, for a no-holds-barred convo on the latest trends and the politics of owning a “vibe.”
Plus, we bust sunscreen misinformation (looking at you, Primally Pure 👀), unpack influencer lawsuits over a beige aesthetic (yes, really), and decode the rise of beauty wearables.
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2025-06-2542 minMicrotrendingA little on Love Island, a lot on Sabrina's album coverSorry it’s been a minute—I went to Disneyland? Also, many teenagers are still afraid of Sabrina Carpenter, and by teenagers I mean the general public. Some mixed feelings on the yet-to-be-released “Man’s Best Friend” album cover, and some unexpected connections with Love Island USA (walk with me).Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-06-2253 minMicrotrendingA little on Kris Jenner 2.0, a lot on body optimizationIf you haven’t seen Kris Jenner’s new face, that’s just part of the Kardashian-Jenner biological lifecycle. For the rest of us, what does it mean to move from an era of Body Positivity to one of Body Optimization? Why are body parts trending, ever? (10:19)Btw I somehow managed to get through this without reference to GLP-1s or The Substance but you can imagine where those things fall in, darling. Life imitating art, etc. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.c...
2025-06-0855 minMicrotrendingA little on "chic", a lot on propagandaThe netizens are fighting over chicness and their immunity to propaganda again! Let’s dive into the trends that are currently making us look like the spidermen pointing at each other meme (you know the one). I’ve got a list of things I’m “not falling for” (16:38) followed by your submissions (tysm).Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-05-3052 minMicrotrendingA little on integrity, a lot on the death of critiqueIf you’ve ever encountered the phrase “let people like what they like” this one’s for you, bestie. Diversity of taste is kind of the glue of a functioning society, but that’s not us, is it? Digging into this dilemma at (11:24) then YOUR submitted icks, or things you get hate for hating.Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-05-181h 02MicrotrendingA little on the Pope, a lot on 2010s trendsNo one is trending more than the pope rn, but not too much on him. Just a little in the name of Catholicism. Then, a much needed gentle roasting of some of the worst 2010s style trends (8:56) because “recession indicators” seem to be rearing their heads. Stay back, mustache motif!Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-05-0941 minMicrotrendingA little on harbingers, a lot on Kidz BopWe're back! In the wake of Operation B.E.I.G.E., a new school of thought emerges: have we become the Kidz Bop versions of ourselves? (5:32) Then, a look at some of your submitted "signs of the times" (derogatory). Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-05-0233 minMicrotrendingA little on Katy Perry in space, a lot on metamorphosisLate but worth the wait? You be the judge! Let's start with a few complaints, followed by a reflection on Katy Perry and Gayle King's (alleged) trip to space (8:37). Then, a more affordable STEM adventure brought to you by a very personal storytime. Yw, nerds!Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-04-1842 minMicrotrendingA little on White Lotus, a lot on influencer ghostwritingWe're back! Let's take a moment to reflect on White Lotus season 3, then jump into the spookier depths of ghostwriting morality in the influencer space (8:00). To wrap it up: some hot takes on pop culture news items like Bon Iver's smoked salmon collab (???). Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-04-1148 minMicrotrendingA little on beige coffee, a lot on Studio Ghibli AIIf you're not familiar with the 4 horsemen of the AI apocalypse, class is in session
2025-04-0339 minMicrotrendingA little on Sabrina Carpenter, a lot on Trader Joe's infamous mojoIs it a crime to visit the Eiffel Tower? What if there are 17 year olds who fear adult pop stars in attendance? Most importantly, what can the lurid ways of Trader Joe's teach the countless unsexy businesses stuck in in the Puritan era? We've got a gameplan at 16:46. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-03-2728 minMicrotrendingA little on NYC influencers, a lot on Operation B.E.I.G.E.Me again! We've got some minor TikTok drama on the menu, followed by a deeper dive into Operation B.E.I.G.E. There's still time to think for yourself and escape the oat milk matrix.Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-03-2058 minMicrotrendingA little on the Oscars, a lot on Republican makeup“Weren’t the Oscars two weeks ago?” Some of us have issues with rumination. Anyway, this is mostly about our microtrend du jour: Republican makeup (10:12). Is clowning a poor foundation match an act of resistance? Much to consider.Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-03-1335 minMicrotrendingA little intro, a lot on food delivery appsWow hi! You're going to love it here. We have a single folding chair, some IKEA art, and expansive views of Roku City. The amenities are humble (for now), but let's kick things off with a come to Jesus moment about using food delivery apps featuring an unforgettable date. Want to put a microtrend under the microscope? Send your topic submission to saltlacroix@gmail.com XO, Gabrielle (@saltlacroix)
2025-03-1323 min
LapsedGabrielle Minoli i.e. @saltlacroixGabrielle Minoli (@saltlacroix) is an LA-based writer and comedy content creator. Her satirical fashion trend prediction series on TikTok and Instagram has earned her accolades such as “my Oracle of Delphi,” “sociologists could never,” and “who is this esoteric diva?” She has her mother’s Argentinian family to thank for her Catholic upbringing, and unfettered access to computers from a young age to thank for being chronically online. Listen in as Gabrielle and Anne talk communion dresses, dodging Confirmation, and how talking to fellow raised-Catholics is a lot like one of those “Are we dating the same guy?” facebook groups....
2025-03-0844 min