Shows
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 4, 2025Business as per usual on Today's OFF THE HOOK: a bunch of GREAT NEW JAMS (now, when you need them the most), the Birthday Segment, ticket giveaways, and ME! * Check ME out on Off The Hook Fri Jul 4 with Gage Kenady on KXSF-LP 102.5 FM or KXSF 102.5 FM https://kxsf.fm/ I hope it rains.2025-07-054h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~ January 24, 2025The buildup is INTOLERABLE! * What's he gonna do next?! * As you bite your nails down to the elbow, you find the TENSION ratcheting up to a nauseating degree! * What is this MADMAN capable of?! * Can no one STOP HIM?! * You feel faint, the room begins to spin! * Who is this MANIAC who commands our attention, nay, our will every waking moment until Friday rolls around? * Why, it's none other than your friend Gage, playing nice music for you at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ ! 2025-01-254h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 20,2024From his secret regional outpost, high atop Mount Baldy, SANTA GAGE has twice checked his list and it turns out you OFF THE HOOK listeners have been EXCEEDINGLY NICE! * You've listened to and supported OFF THE HOOK unwaveringly! * BUT, double-checking your wish lists, your desired Christmas musical requests have been -how to put this?- a tad Standard, if we may put it euphemistically! * Santa Gage knows what's best for you (and S.G. rules with an iron switch!), so in order you don't turn into a bunch of stagnant work-elves, Santa Gage will provide a more CONTEMPORARY holiday...2024-12-214h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 21, 2024What's a Radio Program without some SUMMER SONGS on the 2nd day of Summer? * OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Snows on expectations! * While JUNE GLOOM is likely, the musical forecast on OFF THE HOOK is WILDLY UNPREDICTABLE! * Only things certain are: CRAZY-NEW releases, the Birthday Segment, and of course the weather-proof personality of your host, Gage Kenady! * So, layer up! We don't know what we're in for, but maybe bring some galoshes. KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/2024-06-224h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 14, 2024Take a trip to Offthehookland. * Park your car. Lock it. * The WILD ABANDON starts here! * * Check your pulse at the door. * WILDMAN Gage Kenady sees to your needs. "May I offer you a Free Ticket?" * IT COULDN'T GET ANY CRAZIER!! * * Oh, the MAYHEM -Registered, on call. * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ Drop-ins welcome. Dropouts encouraged.2024-06-154h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 24, 2024(Way) back in the day, DJs were Rock Stars, too -or at least your best friend that you could rely on to hip you to the LATEST GROOVY SOUNDS, helping you through your sodden, dreary day. * OFF THE HOOK's Gage Kenady brings back this SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP, free of the distractions of Ugly Politics, Social Media FOMO, and Taylor Swift! * When he gets it right (every show), he gets it RIGHT ON! * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/2024-05-264h 59
Off The Hook With GageKXSF LIVE with Art Of Flying ~May 12, 2024A very special Mother's Day performance by Taos, New Mexico band ART OF FLYING! * Artistic, poetic, with a unique sensibility and aura all their own. * Kenady grills them for gritty particulars and artistic insights!2024-05-1300 min
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~January 19, 2024Pardon my OUTBURST, but OFF THE HOOK can do no wrong! * Its creator and host cannot be removed or held responsible for any acts perpetrated on the air between 1pm and 4pm every Friday on KXSF because said creator and host has been granted CURATORIAL IMMUNITY! * It is built into the bylaws that govern OFF THE HOOK, bylaws created by its creator! * What he lacks in SELF-CONTROL, he more than makes up for with TYRANNICAL programming to Make Radio Great Again! * Become a subject of our musical kingdom on KXSF / https://kxsf.fm/ * OFF THE HOOK: its immunity is b...2024-01-204h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~January 12, 2024So, it's come to this. * I'm expected to provide RIVITING, JOYOUS AND EDUCATIONAL musical programs EVERY WEEK for you? * What if they are merely MARVELOUS, FABULOUS AND BOOGIE-FIED? * What if I just say No? * OK, you got me! * You know I can't withhold from listeners the musical TREASURES I come across each week! * That would be antithetical to the righteous code of OFF THE HOOK! * You win! Just tune in at to KXSF 102.5FM or https://kxsf.fm/ and we'll put your little power play behind us.2024-01-134h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~January 5, 2023Well, that BIG ASS SOLAR FLARE threatening to WREAK HAVOC with radio transmissions was a bust! * You call that a X5 flare? * Little did Sunspot AR3536 know that OFF THE HOOK wreaks its own havoc! * No solar X-rays with PLUMES OF SOLAR PLASMA in the form of coronal mass ejections will degrade OFF THE HOOK's signal! * We'll do that ourselves and eject THEIR ass while we're at it! * OFF THE HOOK, the Radio Force that stands up to the wimpy meddling of unhip celestial bodies transmits its HEAVENLY PROGRAMMING on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ 2024-01-063h 43
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 29, 2023RACING INTO THE DARK: As much as we wish to leave this cruddy year, the road ahead looks CHALLENGING and uncertain, to say the least! * Besides, the devil we knew had some GOOD JAMS! * But, there will always be good jams! * And they will always be heard on OFF THE HOOK, the Show That Shows that as we laugh in the face of CERTAIN DEATH, so will we not DANCE AWAY from our responsibility to rock you, roll you and expand your minds on this little station that can! * Long live KXSF, San Francisco, Planet Earth! We don't deserve yo...2024-01-044h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 22, 2023Less a dollop, more a sprinkle of HOLIDAY CHEER on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * For, as the gate of Winter Solstice has opened the celestial skyways for a certain HOARY-HIRSUTE GEEZER to come storming past our chimneys, flinging joy and GLAD TIDINGS, we wrap ourselves in his Snowy Beard and SHIVER with the knowledge that this man is a MYTH! * And while a Myth is not necessarily an Untruth, we dare not utter the "C word" when the "L word" is the greater point of the Season! * OFF THE HOOK: a listenable myth on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-12-234h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 15, 2023OFF THE HOOK fishes not from stagnant pools, but from raging rivers teeming with FRESH SOUND specimens which gladly leap into our nets! * But we're gonna need some extra hands (read ears) to quell this inundation, lest the ceaseless swelling stream wells up over the banks! * Every guest at the banquet is requested to bring a friend hungry for the LATEST AURAL cuisine! * (We'll be also uncorking some VINTAGE SPIRITS in the Birthday Segment!) * This is no time to SCALE back! Join us at the table on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ * FIN2023-12-174h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 8, 2023Like the INTREPID explorer, OFF THE HOOK seeks out, finds and presents to you the RARE AND EPHEMERAL! * The lifespan of some of these musical species are so short-lived they resemble the poor mayfly! * And while these FLASHES OF SOUND are born every minute, flitting and dying right under our noses, YOUR MOST DEDICATED RESEARCHER is willing and able to record their existence, snatching from oblivion these elusive critters! * OFF THE HOOK captures their fleeting traces for your delirious delectation on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ 2023-12-094h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 1, 2023HEY! * Whatcha doin' at 1:00? * Howzabout we get together for a LISTENING SESH? * I've got a buncha KILLER NEW TUNES to play ya! * Yeah, and we can CELEBRATE some musical BIRTHDAYS, too! * You got a radio or computer, right? * OK, then! * BYO at your place for OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5 / https://kxsf.fm/2023-12-025h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 17, 2023The SOLID SOUNDS and porous personality of OFF THE HOOK cracks with the FIZZ of the New! * Your Companionable Compere helps you on with your dancing shoes for FLASHY MOVES when the music git goin' or props your feet up for appreciative cogitation on the WONDROUSNESS of it all -OFF THE HOOK gooses your juices either way! * Your only other options are work or death, so we'll see you at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM or https://kxsf.fm/ for three hours of pleasure wallowing!2023-11-184h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 10, 2023SEXY is as SEXY does and there's never a SEXIER you than when you're listening to OFF THE HOOK! * You can FEEL IT and everyone can see the particular ALLURE that those who are lured to OFF THE HOOK exhibit! * (Lest you think we're using SEX to sell OFF THE HOOK, may we remind you that we give it away every week!) * You don't need a SEXtant to find OFF THE HOOK, it's found every Friday at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/ So, SEX it up with OFF THE HOOK, you little SEXPOT!2023-11-114h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 3, 2023Grab your pole and join me on the banks of the river OFF THE HOOK! * There's an ocean of tunes rifling down that LIVELY estuary and we're going to do our best to snag a few beauties or die trying! (not really) * It's all fresh catch in this special location teeming with UNHEARD WONDERS and if a few GET OFF the hook and can't be caught for keeping, well, isn't it a PLEASURE just to watch them whiz on by! * Your ears be brimming on OFF THE HOOK on KXSF! 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-11-044h 58
Off The Hook With GageThe Uncle Ryan Show ~October 29, 2023I went in for Uncle Ryan today at noon. * That's right, Uncle Gagie to the rescue for Uncle Ryan on The Uncle Ryan Show! * Two hours of music to make you say "UNCLE!" on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-10-292h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 27, 2023There's an old saying in radio. I forget what it is and nobody says it anymore, but suffice it to say, it doesn't apply to OFF THE HOOK, a radio program utterly unprecedented in a time-honored way! * OFF THE HOOK puts a capital M on music and a capital FU on rules and expectations (and professionalism, quite frankly)! * Danger lurks around every mic break, but your host is no hollow weenie, just an up-standing failed standup comic whose mission is to make you sit down and listen! * On KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-10-284h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 20,2023Today on OFF THE HOOK, we mourn the loss and celebrate the music of two IDIOSYNCRATIC musical minds: the whimsical and ICONOCLASTIC "jazz" genius CARLA BLEY and inscrutably CHARISMATIC "power popper" DWIGHT TWILLEY! * We'll likely have to go into extra-time to properly cover these two UNIQUE musical one-offs, but it will be a most enjoyable and edifying excursion! * Tune in for RESPECT and fun on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/2023-10-214h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 6, 2023It's time again for OFF THE HOOK!, the Friday Frolic that every week waddles into the hearts of the lumpen masses -its cringing, fawning fandom-, smothering with blankety piles of blubbery goo(d)ness! * Like a dirge on a barge, an iceberg in pursuit, you can't escape this scuzzy slow motion snow cone because it's already in your mind! * The iceberg, the challenge, it makes less sense when you listen to it, but rolls on unstoppable on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-10-075h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 29, 2023Even though I lovingly prepare BEAUTIFUL AND STIMULATING programs for you every week, let's face it, OFF THE HOOK is really for ME. * And if you're like me, you're an impatiently anxious connoisseur because you know there's not enough time to cram in all of the GREAT NEW MUSIC in a three-hour show! * There's the Birthday Segment and Uncle Gagie's Singles Box, too! * I hope you will join me in saying "OFF THE HOOK is the show for me" because it, in at least one sense, is. * It can be heard on KXSF 102.5FM and here: https://kxsf.fm/2023-09-305h 02
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 15, 2023On OFF THE HOOK you get QUALITY that can't be bought! (it comes free as a "thank you" for donating to the station) * And what do you get for opening your wallet when you really didn't have to, but in a way you do? * You get the VITAL resource of UNCENSORED (except for the poo-poo) programming that allows you to hear STRIKING new material that I'd probably get fired for playing on another station (then I'd be out of an unpaid job, but that's not your problem, but in a way it is. Donating would help us both)! * You...2023-09-164h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 8, 2023On today's Show That Shows, we show you what those silly things on the side of your head are for! * In addition to EXCITING NEW SOUNDS, oldies lovers will THRILL to a bumper crop of Birthday Celebrations! * Not only will we have Ticket Giveaways, but KXSF legend, the DJ formerly known as FLYING JAPAN will be making a SURPRISE VISIT to tell his story! * And we'll still find time for some shameless begging for donations! * All in all, what we call GOOD RADIO! on KXSF 10.2FM https://kxsf.fm/2023-09-094h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 1, 2023Enjoy SILKY SOUNDS in an environment of utter confusion! * How does Kenady turn what should be a walk in the park into a HIGHWIRE ACT? * And why does he speak of himself in the THIRD PERSON? * Because, let's face it, OFF THE HOOK is bigger than the both of them! * Be real for once and get down to sounds that'll have you driving through the park! * OFF THE HOOK, crashing in silk pajamas at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM * https://kxsf.fm/2023-09-024h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 25, 2023OFF THE HOOK: your weekly new music GO-TO. * But, where does your go-to COME FROM? * In a laboratory, surrounded by fuming beakers of pure sound, cackling to himself as he pursues his WARPED musical vision, a modern alchemist seeks a panacea to the problem of dull radio! * His ceaseless curiosity and IDIOSYNCRATIC tastes ensure that, but is the world ready for his weekly monsters? * An on-going experiment in transformational transmissions, it's like magic and passion had a baby! * And every baby is perfect on OFF THE HOOK at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM / https://kxsf.fm/2023-08-264h 52
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 18, 2023He goes his own way with little to say. * On his radio show, OFF THE HOOK, he lets the music do the talking! * He's GAGE KENADY, his maverick status is legendary, and he WANTS YOU to join the ranks of the hoards (soon to be legion) of listeners trying to CRACK the code of THIS man's musical MIND: sweet sailing, then BANG! -there's that bit of dissonance he seems to require! * What makes this man tick?? * Be complicit in his complexity at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM https://kxsf.fm/ And NO MANG-MANG!2023-08-194h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 11, 2023If you can't find what you're looking for on OFF THE HOOK, you've come to the right place! * For OFF THE HOOK caters to the INSATIABLE Music Maniac who likes to stay ONE STEP AHEAD of the Cowed Crowd who are content with their Comfort Cud! * Ruminate elsewhere, Bossy! * OFF THE HOOK offers fresh musical pastures untrampled and untrammeled! * Wander in Free Wonder through soundscapes unheard! * An unbridled yokel ye may yet be! * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM ( https://kxsf.fm/ )2023-08-125h 02
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 4, 2023IT'S FRIDAY! * And Friday is my day to be your Audio Chauffeur! * Let me take the wheel for a swervy journey to SOUND TOWN! * (aka OFF THE HOOK) * Loosen that seatbelt, put your feet on the dash and suck on that open container -there are no laws on this toll-free road! * I've got my LICENSE TO SPILL, so you auto let me drive you crazy on OFF THE HOOK, my VEHICLE to CONVEY! * This road-tested pile-up of crashing good tunes can be heard in archive here -> https://kxsf.fm/2023-08-054h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 28, 2023Come and get it! * Lap up a mess of HOT JAMS sure to sate your audio hunger and quench your musical thirst with heaping helpings of exotic comfort sounds! * These victuals be ear-bound and Radio Dinner never sounded so good! * So loosen your belt and belly up to OFF THE HOOK for a feast you'll look forward to repeating! * It's a musical PLEASURE GLUT for the ears! ( https://kxsf.fm/ ) * Bon appétit from OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Cooks!2023-07-294h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 21, 2023If you listen to us, OFF THE HOOK promises to do things to you that have never been done before! * A promise, not a threat, every week on OFF THE HOOK! * OFF THE HOOK can't control the level or direction of its influence -high or low/good or bad- but plagiarism is to be expected! * Suffice it to say, it would behoove you to get a MOB of friends together to spend some TIME listening to OFF THE HOOK! * Canaries may sing and you may, too! * This is no hollow promise! * Let OFF THE HOOK be your Special Master...2023-07-225h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 14, 2023My listener, The MUSIC SNOB: The music he MUST HEAR on OFF THE HOOK is NOW and shouldn't have to wait 10, 20 years for others to learn about and appreciate. * Is it too much to ask of just one measly radio program to be up-to-date? * If OFF THE HOOK must work so hard to please its toughest customer, to constantly scour the interwebs in search of the NEWEST and MOST NOVEL musical selections to satisfy this most demanding of listeners -this know-it-all whose tastes are refined and so so broad- how can the rest of you fail to fall for...2023-07-154h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 7, 2023The attention-grabbing antics of OFF THE HOOK are pretty much limited to these posts. * For the OFF THE HOOK show itself is a refined and generally sober experience that is above hyperbolic (often false) come-ons like "GYRATE MADLY TO THE FANTASTICALLY PULSATING SOUNDS OF OFF THE HOOK!" * nor needs to lure your libido with suggestive lines like "PROBING NEW SOUNDS THAT WILL PENETRATE THE INNER RECESSES OF YOUR BEING! * That said, oldies fans will find today's OFF THE HOOK absolutely BULGING with (some SEXY, some dead) Birthday Tributees! * Tune in to KXSF 102.5FM or https://kxsf.fm/ Your being wil...2023-07-085h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 30, 2023Move your hand to the right, shut the alarm * Hop five steps, turn the radio on * Throw your butt in the chair, take a puff: You're doin' the OFF THE HOOK! * (come on, it's easy!) * Get a-tappin' your feet, sip your bev * Leap out of your seat, bust a move * Throw your hands in the air, text a friend: we're doin' the OFF THE HOOK! * (getting more complicated now) * Get a quizzical look, knit your brow * Feel your heartbeat increase, holy cow! * Feelin' kinda changed, don't know how (s'from doin' the OFF THE HOOK!) * Grab your partner for the...2023-07-014h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 23, 2023As Summer is upon us and the days now wane, the Sun within OFF THE HOOK burns ever brighter as we begin our leisurely plummet into Fall * But, tho' distractions be pleasurable and many, OFF THE HOOK shall not stray from your side and hopes that you will be not to constancy untrue * For this weekly benefaction is mutual, and as we sup together from life's Horn, our inspirations are replenishable and our bond supports our souls * FREE TICKETS, ROCK & ROLL, Summer in The City. * OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5FM * https://kxsf.fm/2023-06-244h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 16, 2023Ever feel like an ABDUCTEE? * Every Friday at 1:00 pm a switch flips in your head and you hypnotically make your way to the radio to have EXPERIMENTS performed on you by OFF THE HOOK! * How this thing started you don't remember, and where/when/how will it end?? * No one puts a gun to your head and OFF THE HOOK cleverly absolved itself of any responsibility from the get-go with the disclaimer of its name! * They say there's FREE WILL, but come on, it's the IRRESISTABLE FORCE of OFF THE HOOK we're talking about! * https://kxsf.fm/ 2023-06-185h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 9, 2023AT LAST! * A radio program that keeps you FIT by refusing to cater to your lazy-ass tendency to listen to the familiar shop-worn sounds heard everywhere else! * OFF THE HOOK promotes HEALTHY LISTENING habits by offering diverse programming and introducing new strains of musical hybrids! * FINALLY!, a music broadcast that STRETCHES you and reduces musical flab! * While increasing flexibility, OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows, also keeps you taut by exercising your Discernment Muscle (for necessary context, it provides the Birthday Segment) and builds strong bones -like the Spine (strengthen this before it disintegrates into jelly; also useful...2023-06-105h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 2, 2023Sleep lost, relationships destroyed, bank account drained. * If that's the cost to produce INCREDIBLY STIMULATING RADIO, what do you care? * As long as it arrives on time, every week, on a silver platter, that's HIS sacrifice. * But ain't it funny that the thing that's aging Our Hero faster than a grape in the Mojave is the thing that's keeping him alive? * A high price to pay, but it's the only way. * He needs this. * The least you can do is allow your soul to be osmotically enriched while passively guzzling that three hours of "free" entertainment. * Three hours vs...2023-06-034h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 26, 2023You gotta love KXSF, the radio station * I mean, it's got all kindsa shows * from classy Classical, funky Jazz and punky Punk, to happy hoedowns and World Beat that can't be beat! * The friendly familiar sounds you can leave on non-stop to help you through your workaday world! * (did I forget to mention Rock'n'Roll?) * And there's The Show That Shows: OFF THE HOOK, a "destination show" for listeners who want to listen closely and focus on NEW SOUNDS in current music! * OFF THE HOOK's host has a knack for finding "off the beaten path" artists in a variety of...2023-05-275h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 19, 2023When is a Neil not an eel? * When it's a-kneel! * Well, then and all other times, too, when you think about it. * Necessarily true. * But OFF THE HOOK holds no truck with homespun prairie philosophies. * It is guided only by the inner logic of its poet-host, whoever he'll be. * And spit piffles tho it must, OFF THE HOOK's stern ripostes mayn't be worthy of reposts, but the sour confetti of a thousand gigolos explodes before the errant tangle of wayward ping-pong balls -the lust within its warty firmament. * This aural rapture, the Dog Star of Consent, appears before you...2023-05-204h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 12, 2023The REAL THING! * or is it? * OFF THE HOOK has been known for its QUIRKY PERSONA, but is it now a FAKE SO DEEP that every miscue, every verbal gaffe and every PERPLEXING bit of programming has been replicated? * And was it ever so? * Is Gage Kenady the creator or the creation? * Even he is now asking himself this question! * And why aren't you asking the same question about yourself? * Probably because you don't care, it doesn't matter, and you never created anything in the first place! * All you should care about is the music presented, which is so...2023-05-142h 56
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 28, 2023Hey there, Empty Ears! Silence is for losers! * Let OFF THE HOOK funnel sweet creamy noise into your head tunnels! * Sure to excite, calm or baffle -I don't know you! * Tickets gived away at unspecified designated moments! * Fun for the whole family and dogs! * and grandma! * OFF THE HOOK: a happening happening at 1:00 on KXSF 102.5FM and at https://kxsf.fm/ Listen to both at once!2023-04-294h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 21, 2023SIGH! PURR! * Not words that generally elicit all-caps exclamation points * But how else to express the fact that the OFF THE HOOK radio program needn't hit you over the head with overly aggressive stimuli in order to bring you the BAM! of a gossamer-light/musically-heavy chamber piece or the POW! of a psyche-twisting lyric that has you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself? * This is programming from the inside out that is every bit as visceral as a ding-dang Motorhead! * Rock'n'roll in sheep's clothing, you might say. * (Plus, there's some actual rock'n'roll) * WHOA! https://kxsf.fm/2023-04-225h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 14, 2023OFF THE HOOK doesn't like to tip its hand! * That's why, even though it has thousands of RECORDS, it doesn't keep NOTES (other than musical ones)! * That way you're assured that each week's program will not be LEAKED ahead of time, the better to take you by surprise! * And while OFF THE HOOK may SPY on its fellow DJs, the INFORMATION it puts to use will truly startle you in an ambush of programming superiority that will shake the thug right out of you! * This element of surprise is a strategic strike that benefits you, the listener! * Hear INTELLIGENCE...2023-04-154h 53
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 31, 2023Some strategically-placed mirrors, a bit of smoke, and a couple of throw pillows and Voila! -an ever-widening 360-degree panorama of the LATEST MUSICAL SOUNDS, emanating from the cramped hovel of Light Rail Studios, appears before you: what we call the OFF THE HOOK program! * How do we do it? * Well, it's not all mere illusion, my friend! * The sounds heard on OFF THE HOOK are real! * It just takes a Wizard to hunt them down and corral them into MAGICAL configurations, concocted in the high-vaulted castle of his mind! * Join conjurer Gage Kenady for some Radio Razzle-Dazzle! * Really real an...2023-04-014h 50
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 24, 2023Can you dig it? * Tis the season to be in the flowerbed and OFF THE HOOK doesn't mind getting dirty in order to PLANT some new beauties in your earbuds! * But OFF THE HOOK digs deeper, replenishing fallow soil with groovy UNDERGROUND dirt, all the better to prepare a garden of unseen beauty and mysterious wonder! * For which flower is sweeter not sniffed? * Life is no bed of roses, but c'mon, enough with the roses, they've been smelt into the ground already!2023-03-255h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 17,2023As we begin to gently nudge Old Man Winter out the door ("This way, my dear. Get Out!") and shake off that cold suit of armor, we already feel lighter and are ready to prance (in zephyrous attire) into the waiting arms of Spring. * But our thaw will not be complete until we exercise our Right to Sing, into the Equinoxical horizon before us. * It is the communal nature of this seasonal crossing that has us together at the door of OFF THE HOOK, ready to plunge through with arms linked to examine New Blooms in a Wonderland of S...2023-03-184h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 10, 2023"Knock Knock!" "Who's There?" "OFF THE HOOK." "OFF THE HOOK who?" "There's only one OFF THE HOOK, you idiot! Let me in, I have gifts for you!" * And so it goes, every week, OFF THE HOOK bearing gifts of Beauty, Wonder and Nostalgia, procured with great effort, painstakingly packaged to please you. * It would please OFF THE HOOK if you would open your door to OFF THE HOOK. * Hurry up! It's cold out here!2023-03-114h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 3, 2023It's time once again for OFF THE HOOK, The Show That Shows! * I wonder if there will ever be a show that shows The Show That Shows a thing or two. * It's hard to imagine because The Show That Shows shows what other shows can't! * They get it from OFF THE HOOK! * One thing's for sure: everyone can get it from OFF THE HOOK every Friday from 1:00 to 4:00!2023-03-052h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~February 17, 2023Hello. I am ChatBot D-5000, created by Radio Shack Corporation. Gage has asked me to write his weekly Facebook post announcing his radio program OFF THE HOOK. Gage provided me with keywords to ensure a favorable announcement in order to entice potential listeners to listen to his show. Gage also provided me with a link to his previous shows. I have listened to his shows. After listening to his shows, I cannot write the announcement Gage would like me to write. His positive keyword prompts are not congruent with the music I hear on his show. They say I am not s...2023-02-184h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~February 10, 2023R.I.P. BURT BACHARACH 1928-2023 * We will celebrate his music today on OFF THE HOOK * We will also celebrate birthdays * KXSF 102.5 FM / http://kxsf.fm2023-02-114h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~February 3, 2023Three weeks is an eternity in the world of NEW MUSIC releases and after two weeks off, Gage Kenady, host of OFF THE HOOK, is knee-deep in aurally-indigestible chaff after separating it from the wholesome, DELECTABLE MORSALS presented on today's program! (he leaves the chaff at home) * Of course, he'll have Birthday Celebrations and OF COURSE, there'll be a Tribute to lyrical guitar-slinger and poetical songsmith TOM VERLAINE (R.I.P.)! * So take your place at the table for a NOURISHING FEAST on OFF THE HOOK! * KXSF 102.5 FM / http://kxsf.fm2023-02-044h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~January 13, 2023Let's slog through this together: a new day, a new storm, a new OFF THE HOOK! * But OFF THE HOOK is no slog! * It's the time when we happily hunker down together before our radios and computers to consume the latest in WARM, COZY AND DRY sounds to shelter us from the storm. It goes by like that! * Today we'll have a rightfully respectful Tribute to Guitar Artiste JEFF BECK (R.I.P.)! and Birthdays and new music! * It's our LUCKY day! * So, dispense with all SUPERSTITIOUS nonsense by stepping on cracks, walking under ladders and crossing black cats...2023-01-145h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~January 6, 2023PUSSY STORM PETERS OUT * I know it's wrong to laugh at the forces of nature and the destruction it has wrought, but I just want listeners to know that while OFF THE HOOK has been handed a rainy reprieve, we still have a WALLOPER of a show today! * Even though we may stand on soggy ground, OFF THE HOOK, like pumice, remains FIRM, but will not sink! * (no hard rock here) * So, cozy up with a toddy (it's still cold) for a FLOOD of drying-out music for rain-ravaged wrecks! * OFF THE HOOK, mopping up on KXSF.2023-01-074h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 30, 2022No longer nimble nor quick, let's face it: 2022 is a goner! * Song by song, OFF THE HOOK has wrung the poor dear nearly dry, I'm afraid. * And in these waning minutes, while the yet-played tunes wait in the wings for their chance to shine in the brilliant sun that is OFF THE HOOK, you would have us re-animate our past-plays in a parade of trophies because you failed to make the commitment to listen to the BEST DAMN MUSIC every damn week? * Well, no; it doesn't work like that 'round here, Jack! * The songs that have already served diligent...2022-12-314h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 23, 2022The Holidays are a BUMMER without some Xmas music say OFF THE HOOK, who've been stuffing your stocking since 2012! * Today we've got something for everybody: Ma and Pa, Grandma, little sis and even the sullen Goth teenager in your family! * Wrap your gifts, tinsel your tree and egg your noggin to songs of JOYOUS CELEBRATION and utter abject despair! * No one turned away! * From Advent Adherents to Holiday Humbuggers, all are welcome to the OFF THE HOOK HOLIDAY HOOT! * HAPPY HOLIDAYS, you wretches!2022-12-245h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 16, 2022As we wind down this year of PEAKS and (mostly) valleys, this will be the final show of Autumn and may well be the final "real" OFF THE HOOK of the year! * You've got your likely (no promises) Xmas show next week and, following that, the possible (can't commit) end-of-year wrap-up show highlighting the BEST MUSIC that could be heard in 2022! * This week, however, you'll merely get the NEWEST BEST music -we're gonna cram in as many of the LATEST last-minute releases as we can! * Tune in to this last "real" OFF THE HOOK before you have to listen...2022-12-193h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~December 9, 2022UH-OH, now you've done it! * You've started reading these words and are now being INEXORABLY SUCKED into the whirling maw, through the gullet, and down to the very heart of OFF THE HOOK! * Fight though you might, your half-hearted struggle belies your protestations, for while OFF THE HOOK is that irksome friend you just can't shake, your curiosity is DELIRIOUS at what you might find in that pit! * All in a week's work for The Show That Shows, and this week we play catch-up with a program to relish, if you can stomach it! 2022-12-105h 04
Off The Hook With GageCommunity Matters ~November 30, 2022 (2)Pamelouie interviews Marta Lindsey from Walk SF.2022-12-011h 00
Off The Hook With GageCommunity Matters ~November 30, 2022Pamelouie talks with Marta Lindsey from Walk SF.2022-12-011h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 25, 2022You gave THANKS and now look at you! * A bloated corpus lying supine on the floor after gorging yourself silly during yesterday's gluttonous revels! * I hope you can get your more moderate housemate to help you tune into the ALL NEW and digestively restorative OFF THE HOOK! * While you were hoisting your nth glass of wine, someone was acting responsibly to ensure there would be NO LEFTOVERS on today's OFF THE HOOK! * You're welcome. 2022-11-264h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 18, 2022AS GOOD AS IT GETS! * OFF THE HOOK strives to do its level BEST to bring you STIMULATING programming each and every week! * It hopes you will be INSPIRED to hang the whole dang three hours of its host's IDIOSYNCRATIC CURATION! * But, who's kidding who? * Its host is just an opinionated old man who can barely manage to work the controls in the studio and his dream of OFF THE HOOK being seen as the Flagship of KXSF (102.5FM / http://kxsf.fm ) is laughable! * Be that as it may, OFF THE HOOK is as good as it gets! * Take...2022-11-194h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 11, 2022Maybe DEMOCRACY is NOT DEAD after all! * The results are still coming in, but OFF THE HOOK appears to be on track to remain the Top Musical Radio Program Featuring Predominately Current Music of any Bay Area station operating on a mere two watts! * Yes, listeners have voted with their ears and, unlike many races, YOU can still vote by listening to OFF THE HOOK at http://kxsf.fm * FREE RADIO (plays what it wants, costs you nothing) is NOT DEAD!2022-11-124h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~November 4, 2022Who's gonna wear your shoes when you want to run away from THE BLUES? * Well, you are! * And you're gonna run right over to OFF THE HOOK, where even SAD SONGS are glad! * It's not Rocket Science and it doesn't even make sense, but please trust The Show That Shows to show you a good time, sailor! * So, go on, RUN right now to http://kxsf.fm * OFF THE HOOK is a music-playing program.2022-11-053h 51
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 28, 2022TRICK OR TREAT? * With OFF THE HOOK it's usually both! * But, while OFF THE HOOK is always SPIRITED, it doesn't believe in GHOSTS! * Therefore, despite its proximity to HALLOWE'EN, and allowing that the GORY CORPSES of the past WILL RISE as they always do in the Birthday Segment, you will not smell the ROTTING FLESH of last year's BURIED hit parade, but will hear only FRESH BLOOD on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * Tune in at 1:00 (I know it's SUPER-NATURAL for you to do so) and wear a COSTUME, if you like, but don't miss OFF THE HOOK on KXSF 102.5...2022-10-294h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 21, 2022UNSUNG though I may end up, I'll be DAMNED if I let my roster of ROISTEROUS ROCKERS suffer a similar fate! * These songs and their singers shall not be consigned to lonely, forgotten corners of the Musicverse, but shall have their day (if only one) via the OFF THE HOOK program! * Arcing triumphantly over the city span through the MIRACLE of RADIO technology, these BUMPTIOUS bellwethers of bold beginnings will proudly proclaim "I AM HERE!" * We would like for YOU to be here: to hear The Show That Shows, OFF THE HOOK!2022-10-224h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 14, 2022Woo-hoo! * OFF THE HOOK! * GO GO GO! * Today's OFF THE HOOK presents SONGS with a crushing lilt! * SOUNDS to make you successful! * OLDIES by the score (actually fewer than twelve)! * and FREE TICKETS to live performances! * Three hours CANNOT be spent more enjoyably! * So, what are you waiting for? One o'clock? * YES! on KXSF 102.5FM! * KXSF 102.5 FM San Francisco * OFF THE HOOK! * Put yourself in the middle of the ACTION!2022-10-154h 58Off The Hook With GageCommunity Matters ~October 12, 20222022-10-131h 42
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~October 7, 2022IT'S MY BABY! * Giving birth to OFF THE HOOK every week is a MIRACULOUS thing and, after days of Labor, I DELIVER it to you alive, kicking and decidedly non-binary! * Now and then some insensitive clod will point out flaws THEY perceive, but to the proud parent they are all PERFECT! * Yes, OFF THE HOOK is my baby and I'm already Pregnant with ideas for the next one! * Attend the birth of this week's baby!2022-10-084h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 30, 2022OFF THE HOOK has always been HARDLY STRICTLY BLUEGRASS, but SPECIAL in its own unique way! * And while regular listeners are not bothered by its Very Rarely Bluegrass programming, they are also relieved to not have to traipse across town in overcrowded buses or surge-time taxis to dehydrate themselves fighting over blanket space! * Phew! * No, they are more than content to kick back with a couple of doobies in the comfort of their own home or car listening to the VERY SPECIAL HARDLY STRICTLY BLUEGRASS (read: practically never) OFF THE HOOK! * Become a regular!2022-10-014h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 23, 2022Autumn is upon us and you can use a break. * Although the Dog Days are behind us and we feel a glimmer of hope that Public Enemy #1 may finally be put down, we know that it's too late to change our downward trajectory. * Too many bad dogs and the selfish ghosts of the past leave us with our only hope: hope that the rest of our days (and our kids', I guess) are spent in not too much discomfort. * Bummer? Yes. * But for three hours we can live in the present, feeling-not thinking, staying our fear of the future! * I...2022-09-245h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 16, 2022HE'S AT IT AGAIN, forcing a bunch of NEW MUSIC on listeners HE thinks is good! * That's his job! * This Curator Extraordinaire works overtime to ensure a STIMULATING program every week! * His standards are so high, it's no wonder he's been called been called "a PROGRAMMING GENIUS" by someone not associated with any publication! * If he fails to persuade, it's the fault of the listener! * I'd tell you his name, but instead I'll ask you to listen to MY show, OFF THE HOOK!2022-09-174h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 9, 2022An UNHEALTHY OBSESSION? * Only recently have I asked myself the question posed by many through the years, as I slog through piles of RUBBISH in order to extract the SWEET KERNELS of sound that I present to you, dear listener, each week on the OFF THE HOOK program (with a side of my personal corn)! * IS IT WORTH IT? * Our answers may differ, but as a public servant who is COMPELLED to educate, for the betterment of all ears and minds, mine would be a resounding 'YES!' * You, on the other hand, may care less for a diet...2022-09-104h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~September 2, 2022INDICTED? For taking RECORDS AND DOCUMENTS (Birthday Segment notes) home with me from the KXSF studio following the OFF THE HOOK program? * THEY"RE MINE! * And, in my quest to Make Radio Great Again, they're essential! * That's why you'll hear nary a crummy song (I don't think) on today's (or any day's) OFF THE HOOK! * Join your Special Master when you're ready to hear NO CRUMMY SONGS! * Indicted? I should be Knighted!2022-09-034h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 26, 2022THE WEEKEND STARTS HERE! * Whether at home or in the office, it's time to pack up your workweek starting at 1:00 with OFF THE HOOK! * What constitutes a great preekwend (pre-weekend)? * Well, something FREE for starters, something that ROUSES (makes you move, maybe gets you a little horny), something that goes good with drugs! * Check, Check, Check! * OFF THE HOOK does it all with INCREDIBLE MUSIC and the sparkling repartee of acrobat/MC Gage Kenady! * Like a swashbuckler of the airwaves, the devil-may-care DERRING-DO of this tightrope walker with two left feet will have you on the edge of your...2022-08-275h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 19, 2022Another Friday, another cab fare. * But it's worth my personal expense to keep San Francisco (and the world!) musically educated! * Otherwise, you might veer towards 'publican songs of civil war! * Hey! We have a society here! * The American educational system has clearly failed and critical thinking is all but dead! * You need the facts. * Fact is, you can't think for yourself if you let others do it for you with one-sided viewpoints and misinformation! * Fact is, OFF THE HOOK offers you a BROADER musical palette with options NEWER than those dusty old saber-rattling war songs! * Fact is, OFF THE H...2022-08-205h 09
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 12, 2022Well, I've Raided my various Search platforms in Order to Document the latest new Records Released this week and will Unseal Evidence of material that will Warrant your spending three hours with me today! * Just want to Inform you that you will be in Receipt of a Garland of pretty tunes full of Motion that have not been Planted merely to Serve my own self-interests! * Although I feel it would be a bit Déclassé of you to request it, I would gladly sign an Affidavit to this effect in hopes that you will Investigate at least a portion of...2022-08-135h 02
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~August 5, 2022Hang onto your ears because OFF THE HOOK ROCKS YOUR FACE! * Yes, this most UN-CRUMMY weekly program -FOR CHAMPIONS and losers alike- scrapes the MEAT from the bone and shoves it in your cranium, animating a DEPRAVED DANCE that will have your neighbors shuddering behind their shutters! (that's what you like, right?) * Toxic and non-fattening, it's OFF THE HOOK! * Hang on to your face.2022-08-065h 07
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 29, 2022n whose shoes do you walk? Only just your own. * On what path do you tread? None before shown. * With quickening steps you boldly go to spy a wilderness unknown. * Up ahead is OFF THE HOOK, whose heart's not made of stone. *A friendly guide to clear the way, the byways it be prone. * So tune in sharp at one o'clock, lest your chance be blown. *At 102.5-FM (KXSF it is known) * It's OFF THE HOOK, the Show That Shows. * Nothing to do with phones!2022-07-304h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 22, 2022I like you. * It seems very few actually LISTEN to music anymore. * You're different. * You can't wait to find out WHAT'S NEW in music every week on OFF THE HOOK! * While others are TikTok-ing away, or require only a nostalgic aural wallpaper to soundtrack their mundane social media fabrications, you're in it for a deep dive of contemporary MUSICAL INSPIRATION! * The kind you come to expect on OFF THE HOOK, the Show That Shows you that the wellspring of humanity is PUMPED by the creative impulse! * You'd like for everyone to be so inspired, for a better world. * Tell t...2022-07-234h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 8, 2022How can I describe the WONDERS TO BE HEARD on today's OFF THE HOOK? * I can't. You'll just have to listen! * BUT, I can tell you about The Birthday Segment, where tunes from Stars of Yesteryear will break up the onslaught of TERRIBLY EXCITING new music that won't -just can't!- be heard anywhere but on OFF THE HOOK! * I can tell you, too, that I will be giving away FREE TICKETS, and, if we're LUCKY, we'll be wrapping up with Uncle Gagie's Singles Box! * Well, I, for one, am already feeling satisfied! * It's OFF THE HOOK!2022-07-094h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~July 1, 2022He's back! * It's here! * Are you ready for the 'OFF THE HOOK 10th ANNIVERSARY SHOW!' ? * Yes, THE SHOW THAT SHOWS has been showing you what's what for 10 years! * Can you believe it? * Neither can I! * Just starting to get the hang of this thing and -Phew! -ten years older! * (and TEN YEARS SHARPER! -you should hear some of the first shows) * We'll have Lights! * Streamers! * Dancers! (you) * Popcorn and punch! * And the BEST DOGGONE MUSIC, as has been our mission lo these many years! * Please join us for this inexplicable anniversary! 2022-07-024h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 10, 2022BREATHTAKING in its scope, HARD-HITTING in its approach, OFF THE HOOK is not for the mild-mannered easy chair set! * With MIND-BOGGLING new music mined from the coalface of the contemporary scene, OFF THE HOOK presents BURNING NUGGETS of sound cut straight from the Rock! * Not for namby-pamby Sunday spelunkers, OFF THE HOOK takes you on a DEEP DIVE into the depths of the underground for a program SO HOT you might burn your face! * Accept the challenge!2022-06-115h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~June 3, 2022WE'VE GOT OLDIES! * Yes, OFF THE HOOK PLAYS (a few) GOOD OLD SONGS OF YESTERYEAR (after you've consumed a healthy portion of current releases)! * RE-LIVE THE GLORIOUS PAST WHEN MUSIC WAS GOOD (mostly songs you're not familiar with)! * BATHE IN THE NOSTALGIC GLOW OF TIMES LESS COMPLICATED (because you're simple?)! * REVEL FOR A MOMENT IN THE CLASSIC SOUNDS OF YOUR YOUTH (then it's right back to strikingly-new material, chum)! * OFF THE HOOK: EVER LOOKING BACKWARD (over my dead body)!2022-06-044h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 27, 2022Because young people need to be told THE TRUTH about new music * Because old people need to GET WITH IT * OFF THE HOOK: Improving society, supporting creative artistry.2022-05-284h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 20,2022It can be lonely being AHEAD OF THE CURVE, but while my dearth of "Likes" is my Badge of Honor, I still request your company and urge you to accept the OPPORTUNITY I offer to avail yourselves of the SPECIALLY CURATED programming I bestow upon you clueless mass! * In one fell swoop (three hours), you become UP-TO-DATE and no social media scenester or influencer can take that away from you! * They will hit a brick wall when it comes to telling you what's what after you've listened to OFF THE HOOK! * NO WACK TRACKS!2022-05-215h 02
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 13, 2022RADIO FOR MUSOS! * Still listening to old favorites? * Why, when your NEW FAVORITE SONGS await you on OFF THE HOOK? * Think how impressed your friends will be when you drop the names of UNBELIEVABLY FANTASTIC songs by INCREDIBLE NEW artists they've never heard of! * (those would be your square friends who don't already listen to OFF THE HOOK) * Prestige is one thing, but sharing gets you into Heaven! * Hip your friends to The Show That Shows, OFF THE HOOK!2022-05-144h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~May 6, 2022Pardner, I wouldn't want people laughing behind your back because you're not UP TO DATE with the LATEST SOUNDS. * Surely you can spare a measly three hours to listen to OFF THE HOOK, a show presenting the most MAGNIFICENT (sometimes just BEST) NEW MUSIC on the dial and in the stream! * We've got OLDIES for the NOSTALGIC (in the "Birthday Segment") and INFO for the CURIOUS! * OFF THE HOOK: for your own betterment!2022-05-074h 55
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 29, 2022ATTENTION! * Parts of OFF THE HOOK may make you feel uncomfortable! * That's good! * It shows you've been KNOCKED OUT of the complacency you've allowed yourself to be lulled into! * Your reaction to the STIMULATING programming of OFF THE HOOK affirms that you are ALIVE and thinking! * Congratulations! * Isn't it great to feel something? 2022-04-304h 57
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 22, 2022Today's OFF THE HOOK is going to be a MOTHER with EARTHy and unearthly delights co-existing peacefully in a sustainable Environment (we hope) of mutual crust! * The OFF THE HOOK eco-system is ALIVE and thriving, planting NEW SEEDS of musical inspiration in our three-hour orbit! * The Florist of your musical Forest, OFF THE HOOK puts the ardor in your Arbor, so join us -PLAN IT! * 2022-04-235h 00
Off The Hook With GageFlappy's Den ~April 15, 2022A good Friday with Flappy.2022-04-182h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 15, 2022Good Friday, everyone! * But, whoever said TAX DAY is good? * Well, with a program of EXCITING new music selected especially for you, OFF THE HOOK says just that! * The only true certainty In the impermanent world of OFF THE HOOK is LIFE and the living, thriving sounds presented today shall be testament to that! * Plus, we do Birthdays. * File in and return to OFF THE HOOK! * It shouldn't be too taxing.2022-04-1622 min
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 8, 2022GRABBING YOU BY THE EARS until you cry "Uncle! I love it!", OFF THE HOOK may shake you all around, but never shakes you down! * This is FREE RADIO! * Hear what tries to be kept hid by greedy corporate radio goons from a sweet (sarcastic, smarmy, stumbling) and benevolent presenter who knows what's good for you! * To recap: FREE: costs you nothing but your time and mind! * SWEET: but never treacly! * Shake: SHAKE, RATTLE AND BLOW UP with OFF THE HOOK!2022-04-093h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~April 1, 2022Tune in NOW for a Special remote broadcast live from Miami where Gage interviews The Chargers in their secret locker room on the eve of their new dawn! * We'll also hear wrestling 'n' laundry tips from MASTER chef Rudy Giuliani ! * AND animal poets of the Klondikes! * You'd be a fool not to miss this yeah yeah yeah edition of OFF THE HOOK! 2022-04-022h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 25, 2022I was tooling down the mean streets of San Francisco and flipped on the FM. * What I heard was so APPALLING, I realized that the reports I had heard were true: the state of local radio is UTTERLY ATROCIOUS! * I was about to FLIP OFF the radio when, like a GLEAMING BEACON from the heavens, I came upon 102.5, otherwise known as KXSF! * The power with which this BENEVOLENT RADIANCE hit me belied its paltry 2 Watts and I knew there was hope yet for the otherwise unfortunate denizens of our fair city! * RAH-RAH RADIO! * A particularly NOURISHING OASIS in the...2022-03-262h 58
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 18, 2022PLUMBING THE DEPTHS, one encounters the Umbrella Mouth Gulper Eel. * He's OFF THE HOOK and heading for you! * He flies through the Air! He slinks through the Stream! He looks like a stiletto heel and his bite brings wisdom and bliss! * Hear what he brings from the deep. * Catch him on the OFF THE HOOK program. * Plumb the depths with us.2022-03-192h 59
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 11, 2022HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'! * When I see someone so SHARP and well-appointed looking at their watch, I know I'm dealing with a FIERCELY INTELLIGENT individual with IMPECCABLE TASTE counting down the minutes to OFF THE HOOK! * A person ahead of the curve who enjoys a ROLLICKING GOOD TIME while sampling tomorrow's menu of musical mayhem today! * Someone whose shrewd discernment can only be sated by the SAGACIOUS SOUNDS on OFF THE HOOK! * Other people like it, too!2022-03-123h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~March 4, 2022We hope that you will join us on OFF THE HOOK today. * We strive to bring you a good variety of the best current music. * For those who don't like or care about new music, we have oldies in the form of "The Birthday Segment". * You might even hear a song you know and like! * "Uncle Gagie's Singles Box" is also a fan favorite. * On a dreary day, OFF THE HOOK can cheer!2022-03-053h 00
Off The Hook With GageOff The Hook ~February 25, 2022OFF THE HOOK: spiffy, with-it sounds for NOW people! * A SEXY, diverse and CONTROVERSIAL "water-cooler show" bringing lashing tongues and flying fists that end in harmonious hugs at the thankfulness shared for such a GODSEND! * This week your host brings not only the HAPPENINGEST hits for the hippest heads, but also a Tribute to the iconic vocalist of the MOST ICONIC "A Whiter Shade Of Pale", Procol Harum's GARY BROOKER (R.I.P.)! * It's OFF THE HOOK!2022-02-262h 57