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The News @ 7.1.25Episode 20: Blasted Be the Past 5This bulletin features:
Three Shirt Buttons.
32 White Horses. Clothing.
Shade. Colour. Genitals.
Ancestors. Pepe’s. Jeans.
Straight. Boring. Gayness.
And Uniform Code of Attire.
Transcript: https://bit.ly/3sZY1mE
Background Score: Studio 2020: Quincas Moreira | I Have a Reservation: TrackTribe | Quirky Comedy: The_Mountain (Pixabay) | Sound Effects: Pixabay
Warning: This of course, is my opinion. If yours isn’t the same as mine and has worked for you, keep it intact. 2023-09-1705 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 19: Blasted Be the Past 4This bulletin features:
A Friend. Parties. Light Beams.
Conversations. Din. Voice Box.
Bullshit. Priority. Battleground.
Father. God. Catholic Marriage.
Mother. Beef. Passive Aggressiveness.
Jesus. Mary. Joseph. Peacemaker.
Catholic Church. Man. And Woman.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3RjWmlX
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Warning: If you listen to this episode, not even a confession will save your soul. So, walk away right now. 2023-09-1608 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 18: Press Conferences and Show-cause NoticesThis bulletin features:
The NBC. Fuck.
Dickhead. Spokesperson.
Chutiye. Psychological Trauma.
KFC. News Channel. He.
Permission. Bourbon Biscuits.
Genre. News Flash.
News Editor. And RTNSC.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3Zbn4Pu
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Warning: Hardly meant for the PG-13 audiences. And hardly meant for many from the R and NC-17 categories either. 2023-09-1105 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 17: Blasted Be the Past 3This bulletin features:
Straight. Bisexual.
Sex. Hair. Shoulders.
Christmas. Bombay.
Celebrity. Online Tickets.
Hard Ones. Fuck Friend.
Green Eyes. Sexual.
Heathrow. And Class.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/44GLodi
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Warning: There might be a tremor of truth in this that measures 7.5 on the Richter Scale. If you don’t sense it, chances are you’re either insen...2023-09-1006 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 16: The Goa Buses EditionThis bulletin features:
Tiniest Buses. 560 kms.
Candolim. Paradise.
Hell. Shipping Containers.
Tinpots. Slits. Bum. Acrobatics.
Daddy-long Legs. Dhinchak. Bling.
Passengers. Suffocation.
Dilapidated. And Spirt of Goa.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3PwnL2B
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Warning: This episode has all it takes to not land anywhere inside a tourism brochure. Besides, it also talks about bums; if you’re tuning in from The Conservatory of India, tune out right now. 2023-09-1005 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 15This bulletin features:
Fuck. Knick-knacks. Shopping.
Indians. Toilet. Bathroom.
Integrity. Lens.
Underwear. Foods. Ex.
Attitude. Upmarket.
Package. Prize catch.
Bourbon. and Romcom.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3q6eZhO
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Warning:
This episode has no warnings—
unless two men shopping romantically
is the warning you want.
In that case, you are not...2023-05-2206 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 14: This Is Not My Problem 1This bulletin features:
A Woman. Closet.
Furniture. Spread.
Legs. Straight. Hands.
Hip. Manly. Sexuality.
Heterosexual. Bum. Crotch.
Business. And Solution.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3MNRmmQ
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Warning:
If The Ten Commandments
or Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
is your thing, then you
are not this episode’s thing. 2023-05-2205 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 13: The Simple Facts of Life 2This bulletin features:
Pink. Lizards. Walking.
Black mass. Disguise.
Hydrogen. Conservative.
Throuples. Orgy. Filth. Regime.
Gay naked abandon.
Lesson. Straight-and-narrow.
Etiquette. Desires. And civic sense.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/444KV5q
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Warning: This episode is logically ill. Refrain from tuning in if your intelli...2023-04-2505 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 12: The Simple Facts of Life 1This bulletin features:
Nondescript. Brown.
A chair. A table. Legs.
Drama queen. Moan. Fucked up.
Real estate. Six million.
Spinal cord. Tongue.
And sleeping on the table.
Show notes: https://bit.ly/3mYTmyx
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Warning: Certified fit for those who think 1 + 1 might also be equal to 3 or 4.2023-04-2403 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 11: Blasted Be The Past 2.2This bulletin features:
Fanatical Catholic.
The New Testament. Alleluia.
God. Fuccccccck! Jeremiah.
Corrupting Talk. Bitch.
Crude Joking. Gaslighting.
Indians. And Humiliation.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3UfvoLN
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Warning: Certified unfit for Cha...2023-04-0707 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 10: Blasted Be The Past 2.1This bulletin features:
Gourmet. Catholic faith.
Accent. Birthday. Belch.
Cackle. Jeers.
A Call Centre.
American. Jeans. Ice. Prick.
Divine incarnations. Beer. Wine.
Love. Throat. And attack.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3zDlGJy
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Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Com...2023-04-0710 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 09This bulletin features:
Live. Press. Conference.
NBC. Changes. English.
Seriously. Society.
Talk. Don’t matter at all.
Facts. Chutiye. Idiot.
And questions.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3luCuPx
Warning: We have no idea where we’re going. With this, I mean. 2023-03-2002 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 08This bulletin features:
Phone company. Ambassador.
Yellow. Country cousins.
Parasite. Ingrateful.
Ungrateful. ABC. Self-trading.
Fake. Trauma. 1.5 billion. Car. Plane.
Hotel suites. And my trash can.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3LzUfYa
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Warning: If you think this episode reeks of privilege, chances are that it does. 2023-03-2006 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 07This bulletin features:
Mattresses. ChatGPT.
Rags. Suicide. Hell.
After the funeral.
Father. Mother. Sex.
The middle of the road.
Seas of saffron. My boyfriend.
And the hell that is to come.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3J5f6ju
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2023-03-1008 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 06This bulletin features:
The table from Episode 01.
The NBC. A self-imposed exile.
Some action. Grant Road.
Ubers. Mount Mary’s Church.
Fancy degrees from the UK.
Drawers. Bathrooms.
Icy bitches. And networking.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3KHVq7x
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Warning: If I have offended you, I apologize. Which, of course, because it’s conditional, is nowhere close to being an apology at all.2023-02-2609 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 05: Blasted Be The Past 1.0This bulletin features:
The fuck up. Jeans.
Aila. The Bullying Tiger.
Eyeliner. Money.
Maila. Bombay.
Cockroaches. The Seminary.
Children. And her choice.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3ks1Uwz
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Warning: No permissions were taken for this segment simply because no one took mine to say what they did.2023-02-2609 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 04This bulletin features:
One headline. The media.
My washing machine. Mother.
Porn. Froth. A hand wash.
Curtains from Episode 03.
A rundown factory. A favour.
And the question of the rings.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3xRW3Ui
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Warning: Do I need to tell you what it is. You’re clever enough, aren’t you?2023-02-2605 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 03This bulletin features:
Laws. Bums. Boots.
Sweet talk. A Journalist.
Ass. Cubicles. Curtains.
Cosmetic Surgery.
The table from Episode 01.
And some more dirt.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3SxGsmz
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Warning: Contains Eritas. You know what that is by now. Consult your physician before consumption.2023-02-2604 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 02This bulletin features:
Three hours. My window.
Roads. Sludge. Sex.
Mader#$%^. Mother Dearest.
The table from Episode 01.
And some more dirt.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3Z2r9op
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Warning: Contains Eritas. Find out what that is, consult your dictionary, and refrain from calling the moral police. They’ve enough on their plate.2023-02-2604 minThe News @ 7.1.25Episode 01This bulletin features:
Porn. The restaurant. 2:00 am.
A book club meeting.
A table. And some dirt.
Show notes: http://bit.ly/3SxkVKK
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Warning: Listener discretion is recommended.2023-02-2607 min