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The Worst Game Of All TimeHicksThe stings are BACK and Paige is an absolute menace with them, meanwhile Dave questions the credentials of tall people and loves Jason Hicks.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2025-07-0151 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeCheeseDave watched on the treadmill, Paige continues to (slowly) deliver and revelations about why Fancy Boi exists.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2025-06-1248 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeEtsyPaige returns to form after a spicy noodle time to chat with Dave about how to illegally stream the A-League if you find yourself in 2010, chicken, and make some promises about bootleg merch.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2025-06-1055 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeSpicyA second attempt at eating the noodles for Paige - will she finally be successful? Featuring Ash and Tim.Content Warning: Talk of vomit.
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We're on BlueSky now! Check out the nonsense at https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2025-03-0358 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeCatchupDave and Paige have't spoken for three years, it's time to catch up.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeJellicle Chats 5Day 5 - the end of an era. Goodbye Skimbleshanks.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeJellicle Chats 4Day 4 - Mel joins in on the Jellicle Ball this time around and has a LOT of questions.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeJellicle Chats 3Day 3 - they're still Jellicle. They're still 'cats'. And they're still horrendous.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeJellicle Chats 2Day 2 of CATS week - Patrick deep dives down into the cast of CATS (2019) giving interviews about CATS (2019).
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The Worst Game Of All TimeJellicle Chats 1It's CATS week! 5 watches of the worst/best movie from 2019 over the last two years, presented to you every day this week.
First up -the long-awaited first watch of CATS (2019). Does Dave claw his eyes out? Does Patrick bask in the glory of Digital Fur Technology™️?
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2022-07-1147 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeNoodsDave feeds Patrick a bowl of ridiculously spicy inside noodles. The whole episode falls apart accordingly.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2022-05-3149 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeGoProDave and Patrick analyse why the A-League has improved in quality, talk about spicy ramen and is 'invinceable' the right way to spell it?
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2022-05-2456 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeSantaPatrick tries a 'moshi' for the first time, and makes Dave guess what meat was in a specific savoury pie.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2022-05-1245 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeApologiesDave and Patrick discuss whether they could watch the game with the sound on mute, a conversation inside a sauna, and the validity of chiropractors.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-09-1756 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeDelayedDave and Patrick return to record an episode three weeks after they watched the game, and discuss whether it should count as an actual watch, or if they've cursed themselves to an extra watch in the season.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-09-1232 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeAftermathDave and Patrick dissect their live show - did it go as badly as it could have? Also Patrick has new pants.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-08-0338 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeAudienceLive from the Gryphon Theatre as part of the NZ Fringe Festival! Patrick and Dave do their best to entertain an audience while talking about vampires, the Carlos Hernandez chant, and Anna Paquin's husband.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-03-2056 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeSubscribedDave's invited Jake around for our SPECIAL EPISODE for those outside of Wellington, in your feeds right as we walk on stage for our live recording. This is also Jaegermeister affected.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-03-131h 01The Worst Game Of All TimeBallkidDave notices Andrew Redmayne's lack of mane, and will Swysh's be returning to the podcast?
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-03-1250 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeBoiledA new dawn, a new day, a new life. Season three is underway with a bang, and we're feeling good.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-02-2158 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeHeroesThe boys wrap up season two in style, and have exciting news about episodes to come...
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-02-1449 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeMessagesPatrick develops a new business idea, and Dave is skeptical.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2021-01-2644 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeWalkDave and Patrick head out for a walk to clear their heads after the latest watch of the match.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-10-2054 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeBickeringEpisode numbers become irrelevant and a deep analysis of the commentary takes place.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-08-0844 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeDeliversThe episode title says it all.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-07-3130 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeTakeoutCam McIntosh jumps into the pod again, having appeared on a season 1 episode to help Patrick and Dave live vicariously through fresh eyes, and Dave presents something he found in the background as entertainment.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-07-0849 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeLiveCatch the replay of the stream this audio was taken from at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEMzi7Qiuo4.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-05-0849 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeHooligansPatrick tests Dave's music recognition ability.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-05-0543 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeGamesLet the gaming begin.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-05-0148 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeIsolationBack in the same country, but separated by a global pandemic.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-04-2850 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeBronzeIs Patrick a professional boxer now? His Twitter profile says yes.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-03-2350 minThe Worst Game Of All TimePollingThe boys head to the Patreon polls to guide them.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-03-2251 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeDishesPatrick gives a detailed account of his kitchen problems.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-03-0450 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeChequesDave received a special envelope in the mail - what does it mean?
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-02-2648 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeSlabNeil Boothby returns to the podcast for the new season, and brings a slab of beer with him.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-01-2959 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeVacuumThe second episode of a double watch hungover day.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-01-2254 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeEllieEllie doesn't like football. Ellie watched the football.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-01-1658 minThe Worst Game Of All TimePhilThe boys are reunited, and Phil's a dick.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2020-01-1250 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeKaraokePatrick discovers a brand new way to watch the game, and Dave breaks his trend and is surprisingly okay with it.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2019-12-2452 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode TenPatrick and Dave go down the Harry Potter rabbit hole again.
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https://bsky.app/profile/worstgame.bsky.social2019-11-1853 minThe Worst Game Of All TimeThe KingDave shares some excellent Archie news with Patrick.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeShoesDave and Patrick sell out to corporate, but receive no payment for doing so.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeDolphinsPatrick is half-asleep and didn't write a list. Dave is drinking.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeDarknessDave heads towards the temple of despair.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeLondonPatrick's in London and hasn't spoken to Dave in a month.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeMenuThe boys are joined by official Podcast Historian Mel, and discuss the finer points of Lord of the Rings dialogue.
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The Worst Game Of All TimePaddingtonThe boys discuss how this podcast is starting to leak into their enjoyment levels of movies and other football.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeRacesThe boys kick off season two with a splutter, just like the game itself. Probably more football content in this one than there has been for a long time.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Seven - HiatusWith the final watch of the match complete, the boys contemplate their achievement and discuss the finer points of a season two...
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Six - VoermanNZ football media personality watches the game, and has lots to say about it. The longest episode of TWGOAT yet!
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Five - Nope25 watches in and the boys nope out big time. Also - are ovens even supposed to warm up?
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Four - FloatingDave floats, Patrick wears glasses, and an unexpected surprise gets the boys very excited.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Three - DullardA deep analysis of Patrick and Dave's friendship and Daniel Garb conspiracy theories. This episode has everything.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty Two - NeilAll round good guy Neil Boothby joins the pod this week, to spin yarns about Piney, musical theatre and shit football.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty One - ParkBeers, lies, vacuum cleaners and socks. Another successful watch of the match.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twenty - ZoneThe pod boys spend way too long chatting about other people's podcasts on this episode. Minimal football chat, thankfully.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Nineteen - Washing MachinesThe pod are back and discuss death, the correct way to use a washing machine and Dave introduces a new segment about wokeness.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Eighteen - QuartetThe second viewing of the double record - Jake drops by and joins Adam, Dave and Patrick as they suffer through the game for the second time in a single day.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Seventeen - ZealandiaThe first episode from the dreaded Double Watch - the boys are joined by Adam who brings the gift of excellent banter and a new segment.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Sixteen - CameronWe travel to Château de Photomac to watch the game this time around, and Cam joins us to comment on all the malarkey we've got up to on the journey so far.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Fifteen - ScattingThings get a bit dark on this episode, Patrick finally loses the plot and Dave does his best to hold the podcast together.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Fourteen - GuacamoleIt's recipe week on the Worst Game! Tune in for the finest recipes that you can use at home!
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Thirteen - DrunkAlcohol plays a small part in this watch of the game, Patrick introduces the first ever jingle to the podcast and the Shining Light positivity is used up very early on.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Twelve - ValentinesThe first record after watching the game separately, and the first record at Four Kings. It gets fun.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Eleven - ToastersPatrick struggles to find a shining light this week, and instead decides to turn on the concept of shining lights entirely.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Ten - Colours of the HairThe tenth watch of the game has a distinctly non-football flavour to it. Dave's flatmate Jake jumps in on the podcast again, and Patrick has a stark realisation about hair.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Nine - EarlyTurns out 9am watches of the match on a Saturday is the least ideal way to start a weekend. There's actually some in-depth football analysis this week!
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Eight - LateThe boys start watching the game late at night, which means that the podcast got recorded even later at night. The fatigue is real.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Seven - JackWe inflict the game on yet another person, successful job applicant Jack Spray. Patrick also tries to get Dave to watch the Sydney Derby and that goes as well as you would expect.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Six - AucklandThe boys travel to Auckland just to record a podcast in a different location for once. A pukeko wanders past and says hello.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Five - ShavedStatchat, knees and another watch of shit football. At least there was beer this time.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Four - RunHear the aftermath of Patrick attempting to run a half marathon, and Dave enjoying everything far too much. We have a guest join us for the first time, and we re-live the Hamish Watson vs Patrick Battle of 2017.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Three - SpicyPatrick struggles through the game this time around thanks to a very spicy piece of food that Dave cooked for him. Enjoy.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode Two - Coaching DomesticsThe first repeat viewing of the game.
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The Worst Game Of All TimeEpisode One - Removing the MicWe watch the game for the first time. It's a bit shit.
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