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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - The Real ZuckerbergIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg, legless doctor going to jail for fraud, and Shalewa's unintentional catch phrases. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!Tanya WeimanFontayne Wood...
2025-09-1541 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 250 - No Edgar for MeIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about companies that need to be evil to grow, the death of a legend's wife, and the wrong haircut for Gastor.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to t...
2025-09-0446 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 248 - More BrooklynIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's vocal chords, Shalewa's favorite article headlines, and the slowest search for a phone - ever!PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondents!...
2025-08-2153 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 245 - Fyre for the lowIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Astronomer CEO, a bull named Sauce Boss, and the price to buy Fyre Festival. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Shouts to the Correspondent...
2025-07-241h 16The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - What's $30k between FriendsIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor riding with the Dominican soccer team, a postal worker stealing $30k, and the legalizing of bodega cats. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for helping us bring this show to life. Sho...
2025-06-231h 01The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 234 - 18 TeensIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's redone floors, Trump hiding changes by doing the most, and dropping too many shards of metal on the streets. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Many Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspondents for h...
2025-05-081h 05The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 230 - Delayed RetroIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury leaving a little late Retrograde gift for Gastor's computer, Trump's constantly updating tariff news, flies getting tipsy. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!⁠patreon.com/WarReportPod⁠Instagram:@WarReportPod@S...
2025-04-101h 10The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Eggs MPIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about signs of high cholesterol showing in a person's hands, mice eating through trash cans, and Sha surprises Gastor with the latest on egg pricing!Follow The Team:Instagram@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTwitter:@SilkyJumbo@GastorAlmonteTheme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2025-02-1041 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Trash DronesIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about NYC sanitation using drones to catch new rule violators, Japan to update its reptile delivery services, a the newest lamest Guiness World Record that Gastor wants to break. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2025-02-0337 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Good VibesIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's happy thoughts, Disney losing a wage lawsuit, and overdue tips finally being paid out to Drizly drivers. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2025-01-1342 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - One of them OnesIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mary Magdeline being hidden in a famous painting, Lotto winner claiming that he should have won twice, and Shalewa's concert travels. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-12-1645 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 215 - Don't Trust Their KitchenIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Coca Cola's AI ads, Orcas making fashion statements, and the fried chicken Shalewa won't eat. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-12-051h 06The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 206 - The Party PromoterIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Eric Adams doing everything wrong, the fight over a homerun ball, and Gastor finally adjusting to life after Boarshead. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-10-0355 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 204 - More LayersIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the 1000 bottles of baby oil, the fall off of deli meats, and other things making Gastor's week a tough one. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-09-1956 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - I need a Doctor **Check out the latest Version of Gastor's one-man show "The Sugar" at St. Mark's Comedy club on 6/20 Tickets: https://bit.ly/3VvfTAt ** In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mcdnald's losing a trademark battle, a local pool party that went too far, the rise of Dr. Pepper. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter...
2024-06-1750 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Law & Order: LIVEIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's experience in court, a politician snitching on themself, and how to live inside of a store sign. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-05-2030 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Sour CookiesIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's recent vacation, drunk driving by accident, and the Oreo merch drop Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-05-0640 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - School ChoicesIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-03-1134 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - No PivotIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-03-0432 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 172 - Bodega Members OnlyIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the changes at Gastor's corner store, the things we've been accidently eating, and the last two times Shalewa found hair in her food. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-02-0832 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 169 - My Foot Weighs a TonIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being nude at a Bass Pro Shop, rebranding smudge candy, and Shalewa plans her return to the game Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-01-1857 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 167 - New Year, New AnkleIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2024-01-0459 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Home SickIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor playing doctor for his family, an Airbnb host who is angry they got out-hustled, and a horse gets loose on a plane. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-11-2739 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - PJ's everywhereIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wearing PJ's outside, Gastor talking to his children, and a meteor on it's way to hit Earth! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-09-2542 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 146 - Folding Chair ArmyIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a moment in history that just took place in Alabama. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag" https://www.brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/dontreachinthebag7-30
2023-08-101h 12The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Costco LivingIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans to build the biggest Costco ever, tick spit causing a red meat allergy, and Sha and Gastor turning a new leaf and launching new projects. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-08-0740 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 145 - Passive Aggressive PartnerIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a family business built on recycling, a racist baseball team logo, and why Bed, Bath & Beyond wont die. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag" https...
2023-08-031h 12The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Hot Dragon BallsIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a lady suing over overly spicy Dragon Balls, and Gastor has a new sports experience. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-07-3141 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 144 - Solo QTIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wild boars pretending to be lions, rigged elections in Cambodia, and Shalewa's plan for her week in an empty apartment. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions Ticket's to Shalewa's "Don't Reach In the Bag"
2023-07-271h 08The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Not Ducking AroundIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor splurging on glasses, the iPhone finally fixing it's biggest ducking problems, and old bosses complaining about young workers again. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-06-1947 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - This GuyIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a fake Fireball Whiskey being sold in stores, a school in New England that can't turn off it's lights, and Gastor's reignited love for his favorite childhood show.  Follow the team: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-01-3038 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - I Don't Do ThatIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a company suing over wages after tracking a work-from-home employee's activities, and Gastor doesn't understand why he has to watch work get done.  Follow the team: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2023-01-2335 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 115 - Trying Something NewIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent trip to a new hair stylist, Elon Musk getting put in check by investors, and Alicia Silverstone doing what she always does for PETA. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-12-221h 09The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - MancaveIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Joe Bidden running the country from Delaware, and Gastor's friends interpreting his home renovations differently.  Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-10-2442 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Velveeta EverythingIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor getting bullied by rats, men getting their legs lengthened, and what items were confiscated by British police from the people in line to see the Queen.   @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-09-2648 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - First Job JittersIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the new King! Plus a few other things, but mostly it's Shalewa teaching Gastor about how the monarchy works. Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-09-1948 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Black Soul CapIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new swimming caps approved for black hair, the sale of real "pearl necklaces," and a North Carolina School accidently/on purpose baptized 100 kids. *Ed. - Gastor was so thrown off by this story, that he accidently shared this as part of the previous episode description.* Instagram: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-09-1245 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Been ThereIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the WeWork remix getting funding, baseball player dropping his cellphone midgame and gray wolves getting into real estate.  Come Check out Gastor workout his new show - The Sugar - twice this week in NYC and Brooklyn! https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/4853/20220824-700-pm-the-sugar-with-gastor-almonte https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-traumedy-hour-nyc-gastor-almonte-the-sugar-tickets-396301276787 @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @K...
2022-08-221h 01The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Euro (drop)stepIn today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Euro and the US Dollar reaching parity, the worst variant yet, and Spain figuring out public transportation.  Tickets to "Don't Reach in the Bag" on July 21st in Brooklyn, NY  https://www.fnlbk.com/upcoming/2022/7/21/dulc-sloan-presents-dont-reach-in-the-bag-by-shalewa-sharpe @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-07-1851 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus - All Black EverythingIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Gastor's major wardrobe change, Taco Bell running out of Mexican Pizza's and the end of Elvis-themed Las Vegas weddings.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-06-0651 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - KnickknacksIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Shalewa's cracker snack preferences, California's drought issues and the attorney general looking into the Washington Commanders finances.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-05-0239 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 077 - Eat the BabiesIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa a talk about Jussie Smollett getting released, the latest Covid-19 variant, and how much blood Shalewa expects from a Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul fight.   Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-03-241h 34The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Every FrameIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Texas having issue with its new voting laws, Kanye is anti NFT's and Shalewa wants ALL of the glasses. Link Up with us! Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-02-1440 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - We don't talk about Fight Club!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about flying cars, Mcdonald's menu hacks and Gastor purchasing the recently released Nas NFT. Link Up with us! Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2022-01-3151 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 059 - Duck, Duck, GooseIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a patient in Argentina being cured of HIV, a fake Leonardo painting, and a former classmate of Gastor's is in the news.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-11-181h 06The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Waffle House SpecialIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Waffle House, Waffle House, and Waffle House some more. Gastor is working out his new hour, "The Sugar," on Wednesday, October 27th at The Stand. Featuring Mike Logan, Derek Humphrey and Shalewa Sharpe. https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3202/20211027-700-pm-an-evening-with-gastor-almonte Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-10-2544 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Shalewa doesn't care about Squid GamesIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Demi Lovato wanting us to calling extraterrestrial beings "aliens," Kanye selling his ranch, and how many people are going to be dressed as Squid Game participants this Halloween Ticket link to Shalewa's Solo Show "Don't Reach Into The Bag" at Union Hall October 22nd.  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/shalewa-sharpes-dont-reach-in-the-bag-tickets-169341481931 Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by K...
2021-10-1842 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 053 - New Season!In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about wild boars in Barcelona, Bruce Beach property being returned to it's rightful owners, and how Shalewa would handle winning the Lotto! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-10-071h 20The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - No Video in the Exam RoomIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about men in New Zealand who were arrested for smuggling KFC food, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez not following each other on social media, and Shalewa explains to Gastor the problem with trying to film his doctor's visits. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-09-2740 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 050 - Mental Health vs. Met GalaIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's panic attack, the best outfits from the Met Gala and the cost of getting treated for Covid-19 as an unvaccinated  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-09-161h 19The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - No McDonalds Milkshakes but plenty of Liquid DeathIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the UK running out of McDonalds' Milkshakes, Tesla building robots, and Andrew Cuomo getting stripped of his Emmy. Also Tickets to Shalewa's Show "Don't Reach In My Bag" available in the Link below: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/dont-reach-in-the-bag-tickets-165482367215 Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-08-3046 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 046 - 4 Celebrations a YearIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tim Tebow getting cut, New Zealand going back on lock-down, and Gastor rolls out plans for his religion. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-08-1955 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 045 - Return of the Silky JumboIn today's episode, Gastor welcomes Shalewa back from LA! They talk about some things but honestly, Gastor is too excited to type them out right now because he's happy his homie is back! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-08-1254 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Living like RiRiIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor think about how to help Shalewa's cat deal with post quarantine life, they talk about the new Coke Zero recipe, and living in Rihanna's mansion! Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-07-1933 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Cautious Hugs For AllIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss how to give people a "Cautious Hug," returning old toys to Mattel, and the reunion of one of Shalewa's favorite couples - "Bennifer." Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-05-1749 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Million Dollar Kicks!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Kanye West's original Yeezy's going for a million bucks, outrunning a T-Rex, and Shalewa's shopping for a new mattress.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-2644 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Everybody wants to be GhostIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Hank Azaria apologizing for Apu, a man suing 50 Cent over claims that he inspired "Power", and a few odd listener submitted articles.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-1954 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 028 - When is Too Soon?In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa dive in on the concept of "Too Soon" and when its appropriate to make a joke, while touching on the Dante Wright shooting, the passing of DMX, and the defeat of the Unionization efforts by Amazon.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-151h 49The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Comedy LivesIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Paul Pierce losing his job, Major League Baseball moving it's All-Star game, and the vaccine and it's effect on local comedy. They are joined by comedian/director Pockets Graham (@ImPockets on twitter and Instagram) to discuss his recent Film #COMEDYLIVES Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-121h 12The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 027 - Shalewa Versus VerzuzIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss some random news topics, but only after Shalewa shares her frustrations with Steve Harvey's hosting of the most recent Verzuz. Gastor has never been happier. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-081h 36The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - It's hard out here for a JonasIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss sex robots for the elderly, protest being allowed at the US Olympic Trails and a comic book about the "struggle" of life as Nick Jonas. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-0541 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 026 - Ruffles and Pokémon cardsIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa pick the best PMS snacks, discuss Elon Musk continued failures at getting to space, and the benefits of an adjustable penis.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-04-011h 37The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - A friendly VerzuzIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the recent Ghostface/Raekwon Verzuz, Jay-Z's autographed baseball card and Bobby Shmurda's life on parole.   Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-2946 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 025 - Pick up the Girls!In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa question Krispy Kreme's free donut for vaxers promotion, the struggles of the US Postal service, and the unseen R-rated version of Mrs. Doubtfire.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-251h 29The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Blue Ivy has more Grammy's than YouIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss Blue Ivy's first Grammy, who should Stacy Dash date next, and the JLo/ARod love affair. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-2243 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 024 - The Pope is half-steppinIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Real World reunion, the Vatican's stance on blessing same-sex unions, and Tesla's self-driving beta software rollout.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-181h 25The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - We don't believe you Prince CharlesIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the end of the iMac Pro, Pepe Le Pew's removal from the next Space Jam movie, and Prince Charles trying to run damage control for the Royal Family. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-1551 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 023 - The Malice in the Other PalaceIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the damage control being done by the Royal Family, the success of Alaska in getting the vaccine to its community, and Joe Bidden's dog Major getting kicked out of the White House.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-111h 26The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - You too can be a Tekashi69 Security GuardIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the possible identity of Banksy and wonder what it must be like to work as a Tekashi69 Security guard.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-0832 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 022 - Read the room, Andrew CuomoIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Andrew Cuomo's growing legal issues, the Nike exec brought down by her idiot son, and iPhones ruining your sleep. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-03-041h 13The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeNo Bonus Episode This WeekThere's no bonus episode of The War Report Podcast this week and it's Gastor's fault. Gastor and Shalewa recorded a great episode with guest Gordon Baker-Bone of the Drunk Black History Podcast, but unfortunately had some technical issues. Gastor says I'm sorry in his own way.  Check out the Homie Gordon Baker-Bone's Podcast Drunk Black History (co-hosted by Brandon Collins)  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/drunk-black-history/id1535495844 Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte...
2021-03-0103 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 021 - The Washington Football JourneyIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the naming process for the Washington Football Team, the discovery of the oldest DNA, and MLB making sure baseballs is less fun?  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-2549 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Girl Scout Cookies and a Vegan KitKatIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa shares her Girl Scout Cookies - but only a certain amount of them. Gastor tells us what he doesn't give kids money who are fundraising for their basketball team. Together, they discuss McDonald's new chicken sandwich clothing and the premier of the vegan KitKat.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-2230 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 020 - No Mardi Gras for 2021In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the alternative ways the people of New Orleans are celebrating Mardi Gras, Central Park Karen getting her charges dropped, and they give props to a young student who got accepted into 50 colleges! Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-181h 18The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - How Many Mugs Do You Own?In today's bonus episode, Shalewa wonders what is the right amount of mugs to have in her life, while Gastor notices how Crack documentaries all share a similar trait. Together, the laugh at the silliness that is Sean Combs suing Sean John for using Sean Combs when talking about Sean John.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-1537 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 019 - Lay off The WeekndIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the opening day of Trump's Impeachment trial, a Utah school that allowed their students to opt out of Black History Month, and Shalewa soap-boxes about The Weeknd's Halftime show.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-111h 02The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Was your Cardboad cutout at the Superbowl?In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Tesla's recall, GameStop Stock finally calming down, Rob Gronkowski faking off-season workouts and the 30,000 cardboard cutouts that will attend the Super Bowl Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-0854 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 018 - "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang fights CovidIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa deal with being snowed in as part of the blizzard that hit the Northeast. Together they discuss Trump's plan to fight his impeachment, the GOP's counter to Biden's Relief plan, and "Real New Yorker" Andrew Yang getting covid-19. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-041h 01The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - If Trey Songz punched you, own itIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the iPhone 12 interfering with pacemakers, Trey Songz beating up cops, and the sad case of the Secret Service workers who get stuck guarding Eric Trump. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-02-0128 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 017 - Putin laughs at BidenIn today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the monkey worker's union, the incredibly slow rising minimum wage, and Joe Biden's first phone call with Vladimir Putin. They are joined by friend and comedian Courtney Fearrington @bigCcomedy Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-281h 11The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Parlor vs. Tim "Apple"In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about TIm Cook shutting down Parlor, Azealia Banks boiling cats, and the awesome members of Bills Mafia. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-2546 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 016 - Trump's Going Away Bash!In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa discuss the transition of power between Trump and Biden, Trump's presidential pardons (Shouts to Lil Wayne!) and a recent discovery that might reveal how dinosaurs had sex. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-211h 15The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Soho KarenIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about Cole apologizing to Kanye, Alabama's championship celebrations gone wild, and the madness that is "Soho Karen." Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-1834 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 015 - Brita and Crocs are all you needIn today's episode, Shalewa enjoys life with a new Brita filter and Gastor discusses his brief career as an alcohol distiller. Together they talk about Trumps impeachment, Ireland's growing covid-19 numbers, and how Crocs have gone from "ugly shoe" to "pandemic business success." Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-141h 26The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - About a week ago!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about the potential early release of Bobby Shmurda, the disturbing twitter hole of Bean Dad, and the dangers of eating at Justin's. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-1135 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 014 - Before the MadnessNote* Today's episode, like all episodes, was recorded on the Tuesday prior to the release. Before all of the... everything.  In today's episode, Shalewa jacks renames office supplies and Gastor has to explain to his son what is zoom appropriate attire. They also discuss the end of Adobe Flash, the return of the OG Batman Michael Keaton,  and the decision by American Airlines to stop allowing emotional support animals. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: ...
2021-01-071h 24The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Give me 2 checks! I need 2 checks!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about your upcoming stimulus checks, Young Thug's lack of knowledge of Jay-Z and Andre 3000's discography and wonder if Hilaria Baldwin's 10 year performance as a Spanish women should be commended.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2021-01-0434 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEP. 013 - Get Rid of your Trees!In today's episode, Shalewa rediscovers the magic of movies, and Gastor needs to rush to get rid of his Christmas Tree before the year kicks off. Together, they discuss Lori Loughlin's release from jail, Mariah Carey's reign on top of the Christmas music charts, and how nose picking is spreading the corona virus. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-311h 25The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Nugget After DarkIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor talk about how to rock your Faux Fur, "Nugget after Dark," and wonder if having the both the nicknames Prince and Blanket are too much for one Jackson.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-2836 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 012 - The Black Super Powered EditionIn today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor share they new found super powers, the long overdue Barbara John Statue in the Capitol Building, and what's the best way to deal with a less-then-average sandwich artist.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - We Want them Howard Stern Checks!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor dream of cashing in like Howard Stern and come to the defense of a local Amazon Delivery driver.  Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-2136 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEP. 011 - It's DOCTOR Jill Biden to you!In today's episode, Shalewa and Gastor chin-check Joseph Epstein for taking reckless about Dr. Jill Biden Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-171h 14The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Be more like CasanovaIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor encourage teens to "fight the power" by wearing any nail polish they want, show genuine concern for Logan Paul, and salute their growing fanbase in Wappingers Falls, NY Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-1428 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 010 - Always GoodIn today's episode, Shalewa applauds the success of Roddy Ricch but wonders what his summer would have been like in a non-quarantine 2020, while Gastor shares with the listeners how his "Always Good" mantra works.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-1047 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - George Clooney's SecretsIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa doubts the legitimacy of George Clooney's proclaimed hair routine, while Gastor grows concerned for Joe Biden's ability to survive the presidency based on his most recent injury. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-0729 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 009 - Where's Rita?In today's episode, Shalewa wonders who came to Rita Ora's party, while Gastor wonders if drinking Hennessy before games was the key to Marshawn Lynch's success. Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-12-031h 19The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus Ep - Grown folk know about the Eggplant imojiIn today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor discuss the future of fake faces created by artificial intelligence and how to talk to your parents about their sex life.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-11-3029 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 006 - What's more expensive: a Travis Scott verse or a Travis Scott doll?In today's episode, Shalewa deals with her passive-aggressive cat while Gastor bonds with Shalewa because they both came from "No-pets" households. The duo talk about Ben Carson's sickness, life after Trump's presidency, and paying $55,000 for a McDonalds' toy.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeBonus EP - Kanye for President!In today's bonus episode, Shalewa and Gastor consider buying property in Sicily for dollar, and discuss the "probable" (ed. - Gastor's words only) Kanye West presidency.  Link up with us. Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-11-0229 minThe War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa SharpeEp. 001 - World Premier: It's All in the VoiceIn their debut episode, comedians Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe discuss the best times to use a fiber glass wall divider, and who really deserves to pay $750 in federal taxes. Link up with us. Instagram:  @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions
2020-10-0944 min