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Hella Vela PodcastS2 - EP 4 | The War Against KavaHoly Moly Donut Shop! Since last episode was an update, we are finally back to our regular programming with your favorite segments, ‘Grinds My Gears’, ‘Fobby Erotica’, and 2 new ones ‘2 Truths 1 Lie’ and ‘ASMR Hella Vela style’. We discuss the war that PUTINANI started and how even with war staring you right in your face people are still racist. Then we move on to call out the delusion within our Polynesian artists and their CLAIM to hip hop. But the one that really yanks my clitoris is the men stomping and peeing into the KAVA. *angry face* Hope you enjoy our mood songs...2022-03-271h 15

Hella Vela PodcastS2 - EP 3 | AND ANOTHA ONEAfter a long and harrowing year, YES A WHOLE ASS YEAR, since our last episode we are back. So let’s try this again. WUSS POPPINGTON YOU BEEEEEEITCH!! We have ANOTHA update for you all. So much happened that caused us to press the HOLD button on Hella Vela but we’re here and with no fear ready to do what we do best. So press play and join our rollercoaster of a conversation and don’t forget to subscribe and share us on your social media pages. Also, follow on IG @ HellaVelaPodcast 2022-03-101h 38

Hella Vela PodcastS2 - EP 2 | Mocking BirdyLet us write you a song or maybe have Ina find you a Covid testing location? How about some Fobby Erotica by Ms. Lose? Hire Albert Fish to watch your kids? Or would you rather our final thought and mood song? Whether you want any of em or not it’s ALL in one episode here for you to touch yourself to. WEH! Enjoy and tell us what you think by sharing it to your social media and tagging us ‘Hella Vela Podcast’ on IG or FB. Also check us out on SoundCloud. Donate and He...2021-02-241h 07

Hella Vela PodcastS2 - EP 1 | HURRICANE 20202020 HAS COME AND GONE MAKING SURE WE WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT HER. ENI AND GIASIFA TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE EVENTS THAT MAKE THAT BITCH UNFORGETTABLE!2021-01-071h 32

Hella Vela PodcastEP 20 l ABUSE, WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, FEELS LIKE AND THE SIGNSCAN YOU BELIEVE IT ? WE MADE IT TO THE 20TH EPISODE YAL! WE RING IN THE LAST EPISODE OF THIS SEASON WITH AN IMPORTANT TOPIC WE'VE BEEN MEANING TO DO SINCE EPISODE 1!! WE TAKE THE TONE DOWN 3 NOTCHES TO VERY SERIOUS AS SILENCIOSLAP TAKES A JOURNEY BACK INTO HER ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH HER EX FIANCE TO PERSONALLY SHOW YOU WHAT ABUSE IS, WHAT TO LOOK FOR AND HOW TO COPE WITH HEALING AFTER. THANK YOU GUYS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT WE WILL COME BACK WITH SEASON 2 IN ABOUT 3 WEEKS WITH A WHOLE NEW SCHEDULE, NEW SEGMENTS, LESS TALK AND M...2020-03-241h 45

Hella Vela PodcastEP 19 | Freakness in Seattle w/ Afro TeineOur dreams come true as we are joined by Dacia. b.k.a Afro Teine. While in Seattle she hops on the mic and seduces us with her sultry voice. She shares how she was asked to be a Tou’a and declined but we want her to reconsider. Chief also learns she may have been the only one who made out with hotdogs. Oh, yeah! Don’t bring up tonsil stones around Eni and Dacia.2020-03-132h 17

Hella Vela PodcastEP 18 | BITCH! WHERE IS THE LIE?Silencio asks Chief some trivia questions that a baby could’ve gotten right. Aliens make an appearance on the podcast and we also discuss Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Unions decision to support their daughter. Is Quaden a fraud or a victim of Social Media Lemu’ness! Find out when you press play and immediately have an orgasm. #WEH 2020-02-281h 51

Hella Vela PodcastEP 17 l MTV Diary: HONEY ft. Monte ChristoChief goes viral for being A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore but most importantly we are joined by South Sacramento native The Young O.G Monte Christo breathing heavily into the mic. Get to know Monte a little more and how he hit rock bottom and turned to the stripper pole to climb his way back up to become the person he needed as a young baybay kid. Now a 5 year Los Angeles resident he’s truly chasing his dreams.2020-02-212h 21

Hella Vela PodcastEP 16 | HEARTBREAK HOTELSTILL WAYDING!! Well GUESS WHAT WHORES! We added 2 new segments. ‘MOANING MOTIVATIONS’ and ‘TWEET OUTLOUD’. Big ups to TETI TAIKA WAITIT! Chief wants to know if you want her as a sex slave. Also, if you’re an unemployed Polynesian there’s a guaranteed position open for you as a club bouncer. Don’t forget to check out of the HEARTBREAK HOTEL or you’ll be there FOREVAAAAAAAA!! MUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA *queef*2020-02-141h 31

Hella Vela PodcastEP 15 | HellaVelaPhiliaZIPPITY DOODOO ZIPPITY GAY PUT A EEL IN MY BUTT AND CALL IT A DAY. We dive ass first into the strange world of different kinks and fetishes and find out on top of having no nipples, chiefy is the biggest prude? WHAT? TUNE IN!!2020-02-071h 40

Hella Vela PodcastEP 14 | Q&A down Hershey highwayMahae mai and join us as we answer some of your burning questions. We also have casual conversation about high key bullshit. But that’s Hella Vela for ya! Alofa Atu and ‘ai kae ❤️.2020-01-311h 51

Hella Vela PodcastEP 13 l Welcome to my PLATONIC-al gardenThe rudest catfish we ever did see, we find out silencioslap can't pronounce Samoan words or names without sounding white and platonic friendships while in a relationship/marriage YAY AND NAY...... YO MOMMAS GAY 2020-01-232h 00

Hella Vela PodcastEP 12 | Interracial Relationships? YUK!Yahl know what time it is! Another week another pair of swollen feet. Press play as we talk about a number of things including interracial dating and Eni’s vampire uncle who massaged her sprained ankle. I’m so tired right now I’m lying upside down with my legs open. Ok, TOODLES!2020-01-171h 17

Hella Vela PodcastEP 11 | Happy new year, ya FILTHY AnimalNew year, same shit! Press play and hear what fucking ‘Grinds Our Gears’ still in 2020. We give you a piece of our mind and a piece of our behind about Sammy J, non-Maori’s doing the haka and judgmental Bay Area fuck boys. Enjoy and don’t forget to share with your church members. Manuia Le Tausaga Fou!2020-01-091h 24

Hella Vela PodcastEP 10 PART 2 | ‘Real Talanoa’ w/ Lisiate Wolfgramm‘OIAUE FAKAPO ATU PE!! This episode is not only hilarious but VERY informative. Lisiate Wolfgramm graces our ears with his God given talents of comedic story telling and all of his brilliance. Although, we speak from a Tongan experience, Pacific Islanders can definitely relate 100%. So please tune in and also, give Lisiate Wolfgramm a follow. Thank you and send some nudes.2019-12-271h 10

Hella Vela PodcastEP 10 PART 1 | ‘Real Talanoa’ w/ Lisiate Wolfgramm‘OIAUE FAKAPO ATU PE!! This episode is not only hilarious but VERY informative. Lisiate Wolfgramm graces our ears with his God given talents of comedic story telling and all of his brilliance. Although, we speak from a Tongan experience, Pacific Islanders can definitely relate 100%. So please tune in and also, give Lisiate Wolfgramm a follow. Thank you and send some nudes.2019-12-271h 25

Hella Vela PodcastEP 9 | Let’s talk about SEX, SOSEFINA w/ Johnny ValenzJoined by Johnny Valenz a.k.a Tokouso on IG we share our thoughts on the upcoming Polynesian romance/drama film “SOSEFINA” and we also make the conversation about SEX feel less cringy and less uncomfortable. At least we think we did. Press play and let us know afterwards what you thought or keep them to yourselves cus no one really cares. Ofa Atu ee CHIEF-isms: #1) VOTIKĀ ke mahae hoku ‘USIKĀ #2) THANGULA MOOD SONGS: Big Brown - Fall Fresh Sevyn Streeter - Before I Do 2019-12-191h 26

Hella Vela PodcastEP 8 | Popping our Motherland cherryGay parasites, Roaches the size of your mothers areolas, Chiefs views on the Heilala drama and UNSOLICITED ass grabbing and dry humping. Our experiences as Tongan-Americans traveling back to the mother island for the first time.2019-12-041h 14

Hella Vela PodcastEP 7 l POLYs in the “HOOD”’ w/ MyKowLowLet's take a fucktastical ride with KOLO SILENCIO AND CHIEF AS YOUR TOUR GUIDES THROUGH the hoodburbs polys love to call home. You're going to shit yourself with laughter. KOLOS INSTA :https://instagram.com/mykowlow?igshid=1jk9naflxtkar 2019-11-221h 28

Hella Vela PodcastEP 6 | Nightmare on ELO streetLike the meme says: [flashlight under chin] They say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago. . [100 years ago] . Witch: FUCK THIS HOUSE! . Today we introduce 2 more Chiefisms to add to your daily vocabulary and we also discuss Tongan superstitions and ghosts. If you have any that we might’ve passed up please share em on our social media pages. . MOOD SONGS: Slow Down - Skip Marley & H.E.R Lose Hine o Kahala - 676 Kolokakala Band Hon. Frederica Filipe Twitter page: https://twitter.com/FredericaTuita UNPLEASANT DREEEEEAMS 2019-11-141h 20

Hella Vela PodcastEP 5 | Tongan HoedownsWUSS POPPINGTON all our ‘sinitaVELAs’ and ‘HELLA fellas’ thanks for making your way back to our podcast. Press play and reminisce with us as we talk about what we love and hate about Tongan functions. Also some changes have been made and we hope you like it. Ofa Lahi Atu ki ho mahi lahi.2019-11-0735 min

Hella Vela PodcastEP 4 | The nurse who stole ChristmasWe’re back and ready like warm spaghetti. Come sit with us as we chat about a Tongan serpent, Sticky handed Care Givers & Contractors, Giosifas New Lucrative Business and our thoughts on Revenge Porn. Link to the post about the Tongan contractor https://www.facebook.com/michael.truong.735/posts/10162458608630327 SilencioSLAPS Social Media Instagram: @silencioSLAP Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/eni.fing Giosifas Social Media Instagram: @giosifa 2019-11-011h 03

Hella Vela PodcastEP 3 | Memoirs of a Tongan Gay-ShaNight after a FULL MOON your HELLA VELA hosts Giosifa and SilencioSLAP sit at the dinner table and feast on TOU’As with a side of TUNGAIKU & POLY PLATES. LINKS: Tou’a hulohula pulou https://www.facebook.com/208462283130352/posts/342269283082984?sfns=mo Memoirs of a Tongan Geisha - FB Page https://www.facebook.com/The-Memoirs-of-a-Tongan-Geisha-aka-Toua-335738636525256/ FALEKAI PAHIA (292) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXC3iA-uqc 6LACK - PRBLMS remix FT. Childish Major & JACE https://youtu.be/abo6anSDjgo FIJI - Arieta https://youtu.be/AidKFumxRkE 2019-10-171h 19

Hella Vela PodcastEP 2 | Lesbian PropheciesWe explore the wacky world of self proclaimed Tongan prophets, our views and former popular Kai pages.2019-10-091h 16

Hella Vela PodcastEP 1 | Catch up & LiqourWhat we've been up to since Shit Tongan Girls/Parents say, the ups the downs and our vision for our future in comedy.2019-09-281h 07