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Everything CracksThe marathon continuesjust like our lord and savior nipsey hustle... the marathon continues. were back in a big way with a 90m minute episode. xo xo gossip cait and gina 2023-12-141h 29Everything CracksHappy thanksgivingEnjoy2023-11-2628 minEverything CracksWe're backafter 2 weeks off air - we are back and catching up. 2023-11-2634 minEverything CracksFight Night RecapOn this week's episode we recap Cait's time in the ring and also reflect on the past several months of her journey with Haymakers for Hope. We talk about how Gina was a debaucherous mess and puked in the woods that night, bringing glory upon her whole family. Enjoy2023-10-1936 minEverything CracksFIGHT NIGHTEC's own Cait gets in the ring to KO cancer in the name of charity2023-10-1934 minEverything CracksTSTK 2023you know what that means2023-09-2934 minEverything CracksAliens on LSDOn this week's episode, we discuss the impending alien invasion and why hallucinogens are the future2023-09-2241 minEverything CracksBurning Man BlowsEnjoy hookers2023-09-1641 minEverything Cracks20 ft skeletonenjoy2023-08-3133 minEverything CracksSummer is overOn this week's episode we discuss back to school and the ending of Bama Rush.Enjoy2023-08-2437 minEverything CracksAlabama Rush KO's CancerOn this episode we get an update on Cait's journey with Haymakers for Hope! She has officially met and sparred her opponent and will surely fuck this bitch up come fight night. We also discuss why youtube is a gift to humanity and recap this week of Alabama rush tik tok. Enjoy2023-08-1740 minEverything CracksBAMA RUSH IS BACKalso the aliens are here - we're really talking through all the currently fun things. Enjoy2023-08-1043 minEverything CracksHappy Birthday Everything CracksIt's our birthday and we are happy to have year one under our belts2023-08-0338 minEverything CracksThe hills have eyesOn this week's episode we discuss hilly billy tik tok and also recaps the insanity that was last weeks episode. Enjoy2023-07-2735 minEverything CracksBlackoutOn this weeks episode we come to you live from a suite at the Langham Hotel. Cait is in a full blackout and serves all the content you could ever want. Enjoy2023-07-1325 minEverything CracksPerfume TiktokOn this week's episode we discuss our upcoming girls trip, butt stuff and the wonderful world of fragrance tiktok. We have recommendations and scent profiles and all the things in this one. Enjoy.2023-07-0735 minEverything CracksKO CaitOn this week's episode our very own Cait Betelak announces that she is going to be participating in Haymakers for Hope - an organization that raises money for cancer research. SO PROUD OF THIS BITCH. We also discuss the ocean and its hatred for humanity and why the Orcas are rising up against us. Enjoy2023-06-2936 minEverything CracksChildren are the futureOn this episode of the Everything Cracks podcast we are discussing the horrible sound Gina's mouth makes when she chews, we're back with a recipe of the week and we discuss how seriously you need to take choosing your child's future when they're five. Enjoy2023-06-0839 minEverything CracksChill your titsON this week's episode we discuss our perfect day (not april 25th), how to relieve seasonal boob sweat, and discuss the dangers of fake tan vagina fires. Enjoy2023-06-0141 minEverything CracksOne flew over the cuckoo's nest In this weeks episode Cait panics about the bird living outside Gina's slider door, also about a predatory fly. We also doscuss Martha Stewart finally realizing her full potential as a sex icon, horror movies, being yourself, italy and Gina's hatred of Disney world/things. enjoy2023-05-2546 minEverything CracksA pu-pu platter of opinionsOn this week's episode we hack our way through a briar patch of bullshit. From homesteading, to the American military to talents we wish we had. Enjoy.2023-05-1834 minEverything CracksNoT a place we expected to go..On this week's episode we briefly discuss something called a dependa but quickly pivot towards an unexpected and probably ill-advised discussion on transgenderism and what is a woman. Yeah .. I guess you can't be canceled if you've never been green-lit? Enjoy.2023-05-1135 minEverything CracksSelf Acceptance > Self ImprovementOn this week' episode we discuss Cait's possible meth addiction, a list of animals that should be put on the endangered species list immediately and why radical self-acceptance is far superior to constant self-improvement. Enjoy2023-04-2739 minEverything CracksAfternoon DelightWe get drunk and talk about wine, cheese, the boston marathon, vajacials, and our first experiences with alcohol.2023-04-2147 minEverything CracksWear a helmet around the Dalai LamaIn this week's episode we talk about how cringe it is to wear a helmet in a photo on social media and how insanely incorrect the Dalai Lama acted with a young child. We also discuss power washing as a sport. Enjoy2023-04-1442 minEverything CracksAngel NipplesOn this week's episode, we lean into our chaotic natures. We begin by discussing our love/disgust of the salad bar, then transition into a previously unknown topic of "angel nipples" then head over to plant land, a few more stops, and then end by discussing why Apple is a cult. Enjoy.2023-04-0644 minEverything CracksDay of the living deadOn this week's episode of Everything Cracks, we are fresh off a couple of couch naps and ready to get. frisky. The episode starts out slow while we get our collective shit together. but eventually, we talk about giant penis, Gweneth Paltrow, and Cait FINALLY receives her Christmas gift which has one very large flaw but it's almost April so we'll take it. Enjoy.2023-03-3043 minEverything CracksGarden SeasonOn this week's episode, we talk about all the things you'll need to grow a native pollinator garden and why you should do it. Cait also gets Gina a chocolatey gift. Enjoy2023-03-2339 minEverything CracksCock TalkOn this week's episode, we figure out that Gina is really dumb and doesn't know how the world works. We also talk about penis of all varieties, chocolate, silicone, and others. Enjoy.2023-03-1638 minEverything CracksLove Languages but make it ApocalypseOn this week of the Everything Cracks podcast we first discuss how and why the US could never be invaded over land and then we talk about you and your partner's love language... because we have fucking range.The website we refer to in the show is --> https://5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-languagebye hookers G & C2023-03-0245 minEverything CracksSky DaddyOn this week's episode of the Everything Crack's podcast, we're talking grilling season and honey boo boo. We talk to and about Sky Daddy - its a shit show really..2023-02-2346 minEverything CracksA Full Dinner MenuIn this week's episode of the Everything Cracks podcast, we are sharing some of our favorite dinner recipes. An app, main, dessert, and cocktail all live on this week's episode!2023-02-1635 minEverything CracksAlabama Frat Party RecapThis week we fully recap Gina's experience at the University of Alabama. Enjoy.2023-02-0936 minEverything CracksLIVE from BamaSuper short episode. Gina is reporting live from her hotel room at the university of alabama. Cait is managing sick kids. we bring back the recipe of the week2023-02-0322 minEverything CracksRIP YouthOn this episode of Everything Cracks, Gina goes down hard with an embarrassing hangover. We discuss how we have been coming to terms with the realities of our lives.. Specifically, how we are adjusting our expectations for professional and domestic goals in order to achieve happiness. Coming to terms with the fact that the experiences with treasure from the past, must stay there, They are not re-creatable. Appreciate them for what they are.2023-01-2643 minEverything CracksPrince Harry's Penis, Mormons and Mom-munityIn this week's episode of the Everything Cracks podcast, we are discussing the newly published memoir Spare, by Prince Harry - specifically, the parts where he talks about his penis and it getting frost bite. We also discuss the Mormon butthole loophole, and realizing the fact that some women are actually living out every middle school girl's dream, and living in a house with all her besties. Enjoy2023-01-1947 minEverything CracksKiller Snowmen, Killer HusbandIn this week's episode of Everything Cracks, we discuss the sad and mysterious disappearance of a local woman. We also discuss Cait mistaking a snowman in her front yard for a woman who had been sent to end her. Enjoy2023-01-1240 minEverything CracksHappy New Year from Meghan and HarryOn this week's episode we catch up with you in our first show of the new year. We're talking about the new Meghan and Harry docuseries and how we feel it changes our perspective of the couple and the royal family.2023-01-0540 minEverything CracksSo Long 2022This week we reflect on a year in the life of both hosts. The highs, the lows, and everything in between. 2022 was wild - cheers to 2023!2022-12-2942 minEverything CracksLet's Party.. A How-ToOn this week's episode of everything cracks, we are. discussing our tried and true methods for throwing a party! BIg or small, here are all. of our favorite tips in a step by step guide. Enjoy2022-12-2232 minEverything CracksHealth, Wealth and PolygamyOn this week's episode, we talk about how much your diet affects your quality of life and what kind of diet changes you could possibly make to achieve your health goals. We also talk about a polygamist who against all odds got his own show and Utah Momtok 2022-12-1543 minEverything CracksNo one is uncancellableThis week we catch up with our hosts and then dive into the jersey shore, kanye west and nick cannons nutsack. Enjoy.2022-12-0841 minEverything CracksWe don't want to see you on Mother's DayHello all - this week we discuss the upcoming holiday season and end the discussion by spiraling about what moms really want on mother's day, which is to be alone. We also talk about the time Gina was almost a bottle girl. Enjoy2022-12-0137 minEverything CracksKardashian KristmasOn this week's episode we start off by discussing the impending holiday season and then take a long walk off the short pier of reality TV and how it has influenced our culture. Gina is rewatching Jersey Shore and Cait contemplates rewatching Laguna Beach.. all roads lead to the Kardashians. however and their lasting impact on us all.2022-11-1749 minEverything CracksSHE'S BACKCait makes a triumphant return to the show and we discuss the birth of her third child and recap Gina's vacation. A chatty episode2022-11-1057 minEverything CracksJizzy Jewelry Gina is riding solo again this week as Cait continues to enjoy her maternity leave at home with her new family. On this week's episode we discover the plague that is jizzy jewelry and also how if it has always been your dream to be a prison pen pal - you can do that. Enjoy2022-11-0336 minEverything CracksBirth TraumaGina records alone this week as CAIT HAS WELCOMED BABY OWEN TO THE CREW! Mom and baby are doing well and are at home adjusting to being a family of 5. I love you and am so happy for you!I talk about the trauma associated with my last daughter's birth. Immediately following my delivery, I suffered a very severe postpartum hemorrhage and I recount the details of that experience in this episode. - Gina2022-10-2734 minEverything CracksWhat's in my bagThis week we have a short and sweet episode. We discuss what you need to pack in your hospital bag for you, your partner, and your baby. Also.. meatballs2022-10-2043 minEverything CracksTravel with kidsOn this weeks episode we talk about traveling with children and how to do it like a pro. Cait has traveled with her kids multiple times and shares all her tips and tricks.Recipe of the week: Chicken Cutlets2022-10-131h 02Everything CracksSex Talk with Tom and GiseleOn this week's episode, we talk about Tom Brady and Gisele Bunchen's impending divorce and why we are #teamgisele. We also talk about sex and some ways to keep it fun after kids. Enjoy2022-10-0652 minEverything CracksWe added a recipe of the weekPlease consider supporting Cait's sister Meghan as she competes in Haymakers for Hope, a fundraiser that supports cancer research. Here is the link if you want. to be a good person..https://haymakersforhope.org/event/boston/2022/belles-brawl-ix/meghan-soensIn this episode, we talk about a whole lot of food. Gina shares her Birria tacos. recipe and discusses how to get your kids to eat broccoli. Cait advises us on how to properly set and execute goals and the importance of actionable plans. We also talk about internet snooping and some dumb shit Gina did. Enjoy!2022-09-2952 minEverything CracksMom guilt and mediocrityOn this week's episode of the Everything Cracks podcast, we talk about mom guilt and why you need to let that shit go to fulfill your greatest potential. 2022-09-221h 01Everything CracksQueen Elizabeth and Proposal StoriesOn this week's episode of the Everything Cracks podcast, we discuss Gina's bullshit car problems, the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II, the British rules regarding succession and ascension to the throne, British peerage, and really a bunch of other shit. We also tell the stories of how we came to be with-husband and what they did to win our favor. Enjoy2022-09-151h 12Everything Cracks5 | A Mixed Bag of EmotionsThis week's episode is a mixed bag. We discuss everything from the power of healing crystals to foot fetishes. We also touch on our current health and wellness journies as well as the mom-on-mom crime that is negative emotional projections. Again.. a mixed bag.. also known as having unparalleled range. Enjoy.2022-09-081h 08Everything Cracks4 | Skincare PsychosisThis week on the Everything Cracks podcast Cait and Gina discuss the last two weeks of their lives. Gina got a new frog and had a case of Covid 19, and Cait may need to have a psych evaluation. Normal stuff. We also discuss how to build the world's best skincare regimen, coined as "skin cycling" by Dr. Whitney Bowe and Caits tips for a successful breastfeeding journey. We also hatch plans to begin selling pictures of Cait's husband for money.. its all just really chaotic and unhinged. Please enjoy2022-09-011h 00Everything Cracks3 | Andrew Tate blocked me because polygamists have more funOn this week of the Everything Cracks podcast, Cait and Gina discuss their week, how it came to be that Andrew Tate blocked Gina on Instagram and Cait found herself on Polygamytok. This week were are also discussing the special kind of hell that is constantly over-analyzing every decision we make as mothers. Have fun. G and C2022-08-181h 01Everything Cracks2 | Bama Rush, Andrew Tate sucks and Serena WilliamsOn this episode of the Everything Cracks podcast, Cait and Gina do a deep dive into sorority rush at the University of Alabama, why Andrew Tate is afraid of vaginas and how the game of tennis is not going to be the same without the GOAT, Serena Williams. The girls also discuss advice for new moms and how you can help one out in the wild. Follow us on Instagram @everythingcracks @caitb810 and @ginaglazomitsky2022-08-111h 07Everything Cracks1 | Meet the hostsIn this episode, we realize that we suck at counting and answer a still unknown number of questions that each of us came up with to ask the other. Enjoy! G&C2022-08-0452 min