Gina Jestadt - Podcast Details

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The JooseDennis the MenaceGina and her long-time best friend Chlöe spill the Joose on Dennis the Menace. What do you get when you have two besties, a bottle of champagne, shots of fireball and several white claws later? A f*cking sh*t show of a podcast. Sprinkled between bursts of laughter, screaming, "ew's" and singing, Chlöe and Gina recap their fave childhood movie. On second thought, we don't think you can call it a "recap". The slurring gets worse as time goes on.Chlöe relates to robber and Gina does 72352785 impressions of Mr.Wilson.Don...2022-10-231h 10

The JooseBlank Check Blank Check This movie is a 90’s kids dream. Imagine a slight rip-off of Home Alone, along with a million reallyfucking cool toys, a HIGHLY inappropriate relationship and pimp-daddy kid whowill turn into a criminal slash already is one. Gina gives the joose on how savage and horny the parents are, how nochildren are given a shit about in the movie and how much the FBI sucks ass atsolving bank robberies and laundering. Gina’s impressions involve a lot...2020-12-1738 min

The JooseBlank CheckBlank CheckThis movie is a 90’s kids dream.Imagine a slight rip-off of Home Alone, along with a million really fucking cool toys, a HIGHLY inappropriate relationship and pimp-daddy kid who will turn into a criminal slash already is one.Gina gives the joose on how savage and horny the parents are, how no children are given a shit about in the movie and how much the FBI sucks ass at solving bank robberies and laundering. Gina’s impressions involve a lot of yelling by the Dad (shocker) and baby talk from...2020-12-1738 min

The JooseSex and the City - 1.3 Sex and the City Season 1 Ep 3 Bay of Married Pigs Gina gives the joose on peppercorn dicks, Miranda’s questionable sexualityalong with her manipulation and exploitation of an innocent gay woman, Charlottebeing way too pretentious and how Samantha is a hero in this episode. Why would Carrie EVER be friends with a married couple? She wouldn’t. That’s all.&n...2020-11-0937 min

The JooseSex and the City - 1.3Sex and the City Season 1 Ep 3 Bay of Married Pigs Gina gives the joose on peppercorn dicks, Miranda’s questionable sexualityalong with her manipulation and exploitation of an innocent gay woman, Charlottebeing way too pretentious and how Samantha is a hero in this episode. Why would Carrie EVER be friends with a married couple? She wouldn’t. That’s all. Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely forentertainment!2020-11-0937 min

The JooseSex and the City - 1.2Season 1 Ep 2 Models and Mortals Here is a great idea, make an episode making fun of models when 3 out of 4 main characters are basically models themselves. Gina gives the joose on a sexual predator, Miranda’s shocking confidence and more people shoving their mouth with food while they talk. What the fuck is a modelizer? Charlotte is featured in this episode for 20 seconds. Big is sexy AF. That’s all. Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!2020-10-3017 min

The JooseSex and the City - 1.1Sex and the City Season 1 Ep 1 This show is equal part garbage and equal part amazing. Gina recaps the pilot episode… avoiding all very obviousissues with the show, sexism, racism, homophobia etc. She keeps it light andbreezy and also very hateful. Gina gives the joose from Carrie’s perspective…ish. A littletwist on recapping episodes to keep y’all on your feet! A few excitingannouncements as well! Which character do you think Gina hates the most? We allknow which one is the prude and which one is the friskiest, but who constantlyshoves foo...2020-10-2317 min

The JooseSex and the City - 1.1 Sex and the City Season 1 Ep 1 This show is equal part garbage and equal part amazing. Gina recaps the pilot episode… avoiding all very obviousissues with the show, sexism, racism, homophobia etc. She keeps it light andbreezy and also very hateful. Gina gives the joose from Carrie’s perspective…ish. A littletwist on recapping episodes to keep y’all on your feet! A few exci...2020-10-2317 min

The Joose***The Princess DiariesThe Princess DiariesSpoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing.Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries.This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky mom...2020-10-151h 00

The Joose***The Princess DiariesThe Princess Diaries Spoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing. Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries. This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky...2020-10-151h 00

The JooseThe Princess DiariesThe Princess Diaries Spoiler, this movie mentions a diary ONCE and it is at the end of the movie. It means nothing. Gina and her cohost Michelle recap The Princess Diaries. This movie has been made 8372648 times already. Ugly nerd with glasses and frizzy hair gets made over, becomes popular, then everyone hates her, then she learns her lesson. There is an ugly buck-toothed side kick, a misunderstood musician, a cunty granny who has had nothing to do with her granddaughter her whole life until she needs something from her and a quirky...2020-10-151h 00

The JooseThe MaskThe MaskSomebody Stop Me!!Gina recaps one of her favourite movie as a kid, “The Mask”This movie fucking rocks. It rocked in 1994 and it still rocks today. There isn’t much to make fun of, but Gina attempts many impressions. Some good, some not so good.Listen as Gina gives the joose on who she thinks is hot (besides the obvious Cameron D) which scenes have given her PTSD and anxiety and who is a good boy. Gina sings a lot in this episode because who doesn’t love a great musical piece?As soon...2020-10-0733 min

The JooseThe MaskThe Mask Somebody Stop Me!! Gina recaps one of her favourite movie as a kid, “The Mask” This movie fucking rocks. It rocked in 1994 and it still rocks today. There isn’t much to make fun of, but Gina attempts many impressions. Some good, some not so good. Listen as Gina gives the joose on who she thinks is hot (besides the obvious Cameron D) which scenes have given her PTSD and anxiety and who is a good boy. Gina sings a lot in this episode because who doesn’t love a great...2020-10-0733 min

The JooseFreaky FridayFREAKY FRIDAYIt was freaky and it was Friday.Gina and her cohost Michelle recap 2003 Freaky Friday.We had to keep on the theme of Lindsay Lohan and Gina’s hate for older women. Jamie Lee Curtis is the most embarrassing person as she attempts to be a teenager. THIS SHOULD NEVER BE A THING. NO ADULT WOMAN SHOULD PLAY A TEENAGER – IT WON’T WORK.Gina and Michelle give the joose on how dumb this movie actually is, but also how much we love it. Who do we call Casper the Ghost? How fucking twisted and fu...2020-10-021h 17

The JooseFreaky FridayFREAKY FRIDAY It was freaky and it was Friday. Gina and her cohost Michelle recap 2003 Freaky Friday. We had to keep on the theme of Lindsay Lohan and Gina’s hate for older women. Jamie Lee Curtis is the most embarrassing person as she attempts to be a teenager. THIS SHOULD NEVER BE A THING. NO ADULT WOMAN SHOULD PLAY A TEENAGER – IT WON’T WORK. Gina and Michelle give the joose on how dumb this movie actually is, but also how much we love it. Who do we call Casper the Gh...2020-10-021h 17

The JooseF*ck U Next FREE AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW!! A Purple Dinosaur, Hot Jesus and a Drag Queen Walk Into the BaI have a little treat for you! A FREE preview of one of my favourite chapters from my book, "F*ck U, Next - How to Overcome Heartbreak" titled, "A Purple Dinosaur, Hot Jesus and a Drag Queen Walk Into the Bar"Need I explain more?Gina's audiobook will be released very soon! Here is a little sneak preview to get you reeeeeaaaaaaal excited for the book available on AUDIBLE!Gina gives the joose on her breakup, post breakup hookups, and everything inbetween.... LAAAAWWWWDDD is it juicy... and very helpful!Enjoy!!2020-09-2206 min

The JooseF*ck U Next FREE AUDIOBOOK PREVIEW!! A Purple Dinosaur, Hot Jesus and a Drag Queen Walk Into the BaI have a little treat for you! A FREE preview of one of my favourite chapters from my book, "F*ck U, Next - How to Overcome Heartbreak" titled, "A Purple Dinosaur, Hot Jesus and a Drag Queen Walk Into the Bar" Need I explain more? Gina's audiobook will be released very soon! Here is a little sneak preview to get you reeeeeaaaaaaal excited for the book available on AUDIBLE! Gina gives the joose on her breakup, post breakup hookups, and everything inbetween.... LAAAAWWWWDDD is it juicy... and very helpful! Enjoy!!2020-09-2200 min

The JooseRock of Love S1 E1ROCK OF LOVESeason 1 Episode 1Gina and her cohosts/sisters Alison and Margot recap the reality show, Rock of Love.It features our one and only love, the husband to our sister wives, Bret Michaels.Bret is looking for love. They found 25 of the most beautiful women in the world (his words, definitely not ours) for Bret to choose from to find his rock of love. Think The Bachelor, but way more dramatic and a lot more trash (in the good way) Expect to find a lot of really poorly done fake tits (which we love...2020-09-0145 min

The JooseRock of Love S1 E1ROCK OF LOVE Season 1 Episode 1 Gina and her cohosts/sisters Alison and Margot recap the reality show, Rock of Love. It features our one and only love, the husband to our sister wives, Bret Michaels. Bret is looking for love. They found 25 of the most beautiful women in the world (his words, definitely not ours) for Bret to choose from to find his rock of love. Think The Bachelor, but way more dramatic and a lot more trash (in the good way) Expect to find a lot of really poorly done...2020-09-0100 min

The Joose13 Going on 3013 going on 30 AKA 23 going on 43 (because Gina doesn’t know how to type when she is drunk) Gina and her cohost Stacy cover the shitty, yet entertaining movie featuring pouty upper-lipped Jennifer Garner. Basically, this movie is about a huge cocaine trip (Can you have a cocaine trip?? – Gina has never done cocaine haha, but for real she hasn’t) where this idiot 13 year old transports to when she is 30… pretty fucking obvious from the title. She realizes how big of a **** she is and how hard it is to be an adult… POINTLESS...2020-08-2600 min

The JooseBecause I Said SoBecause I Said So FUCK YOU DIANNE KEATON Warning, this episode contains a shit ton of violence and hate. The movie contains none of this, but Gina’s hate for the Mom shows up in that manner. Gina gives the joose on which character she hates the most, which one looks most like Pinocchio and recaps every last stupid scene of this pointless movie. The inexperinced meddling Mother, the HORRIBLE outfit choices, the stupid plotline and the horniness is just TOO much. Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is...2020-08-1200 min

The JooseBecause I Said SoBecause I Said SoFUCK YOU DIANNE KEATONWarning, this episode contains a shit ton of violence and hate. The movie contains none of this, but Gina’s hate for the Mom shows up in that manner.Gina gives the joose on which character she hates the most, which one looks most like Pinocchio and recaps every last stupid scene of this pointless movie.The inexperinced meddling Mother, the HORRIBLE outfit choices, the stupid plotline and the horniness is just TOO much.Don't take this podcast too seriously! It is for purely for entertainment!2020-08-1238 min

The JooseThe Parent Trap (Part Two)The Parent Trap Part Two Oh god, we pop another bottle of bubbly and you can hear it in Gina’s voice as the episode goes on. You’ve got abusive parents who separated their twins at birth which is a sick fucking joke. You’ve got cutie little Lindsay Lohan playing both twins who pulls savage fucking pranks on their parents…. Brats. You’ve got a super-hot evil stepmother who is straight-up bullied by children… what more can you ask for? Michelle and I recap The Parent Trap. Expect to hear awful British acce...2020-08-0500 min

The JooseThe Parent Trap (Part Two)The Parent Trap Part TwoOh god, we pop another bottle of bubbly and you can hear it in Gina’s voice as the episode goes on.You’ve got abusive parents who separated their twins at birth which is a sick fucking joke. You’ve got cutie little Lindsay Lohan playing both twins who pulls savage fucking pranks on their parents…. Brats. You’ve got a super-hot evil stepmother who is straight-up bullied by children… what more can you ask for?Michelle and I recap The Parent Trap. Expect to hear awful British accents (Michelle’s is much better...2020-08-0554 min

The JooseThe Parent Trap (Part One)The Parent Trap Part One Apparently, my cohost Michelle and I can talk a loonnnnggggg time about The Parent Trap so this is a two parter You’ve got abusive parents who separated their twins at birth which is a sick fucking joke. You’ve got cutie little Lindsay Lohan playing both twins who pulls savage fucking pranks on their parents…. Brats. You’ve got a super-hot evil stepmother who is straight-up bullied by children… what more can you ask for? Michelle and I recap The Parent Trap. Expect to hear awful British accents (M...2020-08-0300 min

The JooseThe Parent Trap (Part One)The Parent Trap Part OneApparently, my cohost Michelle and I can talk a loonnnnggggg time about The Parent Trap so this is a two parterYou’ve got abusive parents who separated their twins at birth which is a sick fucking joke. You’ve got cutie little Lindsay Lohan playing both twins who pulls savage fucking pranks on their parents…. Brats. You’ve got a super-hot evil stepmother who is straight-up bullied by children… what more can you ask for?Michelle and I recap The Parent Trap. Expect to hear awful British accents (Michelle’s is much better...2020-08-0352 min

The JooseRat RaceRAT RACE… the only movie that you don’t really need to make fun of because it takes care of that itself. I am being dead serious; I LOVE THIS MOVIE! It is so bad, but so freaking funny. And I am so happy my boyfriend Stacy agrees, because he is the cohost of this episode! Rat Race is just one shit show scene after another of several bumbling morons trying to win some cash (2 million dollars) as a contest put on by some rich jerks. Gina and Stacy give the joose as they recap almo...2020-07-0800 min

The JooseHigh School Musical SuckfestEVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE AND A HYPOCRITE. Gina talks shit and recaps High School Musical.. For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it! Every character fucking sucks in this movie besides Zac Efron. This movie is so dumb, and the resolution happens even faster than in Monster-in-Law. It is nerds VS jocks… sort of…. The whole theme of the movie is that everyone is so fucking mad at Zac Efron for wanting to sing in the musical… BUT EVERY CHARACTER IS SINGING DURING THE MOVIE TOO… can some...2020-06-2400 min

The JooseHigh School Musical SuckfestEVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE AND A HYPOCRITE.Gina talks shit and recaps High School Musical.. For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it!Every character fucking sucks in this movie besides Zac Efron. This movie is so dumb, and the resolution happens even faster than in Monster-in-Law. It is nerds VS jocks… sort of…. The whole theme of the movie is that everyone is so fucking mad at Zac Efron for wanting to sing in the musical… BUT EVERY CHARACTER IS SINGING DURING THE MOVIE TOO… can someone explain to me ho...2020-06-2442 min

The JooseMonster-in-LawWe are on a J-Lo roll! This week Gina and her two fabulous and hilarious co hosts/sisters recap MONSTER-IN-LAW!Why are all relationships in movies in such an effing rush? Slow the fuck down, people don’t need to get married after 4 months of dating! Gina got a litttttttle drunk for this episode and you can definitely hear her drunk voice progress throughout this episode.Gina and her sisters give the joose on how uncharismatic the main male character is, how awesome Wanda Sykes is and how unrealistically sudden this movie re...2020-06-191h 07

The JooseThe Wedding PlannerDo yourself a favour and listen to this episode immediately!Gina talks shit and recaps her very first rom-com… The Wedding Planner. For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it!The Wedding Planner is a really terrible rom-com, but also entertaining as hell and makes making fun of it so easy. Gina’s impression of J-Lo and her character’s Dad is fucking SPOT ON, while her Matthew McConaughey needs… well a LOT of work!Gina gives the joose on wretched, cheating fiancés, how J-Lo for...2020-06-1144 min

The JooseThe Wedding PlannerDo yourself a favour and listen to this episode immediately!Gina talks shit and recaps her very first rom-com… The Wedding Planner. For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it! The Wedding Planner is a really terrible rom-com, but also entertaining as hell and makes making fun of it so easy. Gina’s impression of J-Lo and her character’s Dad is fucking SPOT ON, while her Matthew McConaughey needs… well a LOT of work! Gina giv...2020-06-1100 min

The JooseIt Takes Two... Two effing morons to ruin a movieThey shouldn’t have called this movie “It takes two” they should have called it, “Two disobedient twats who throw fits to get their way”Listen to Gina Jestadt talk shit about a terrible Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movie... IT TAKES TWO. She hilariously recaps this terrible (there is no other way to describe it) movie! For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it!Apologies in advance to everyone who actually like this movie, but let's be real it is f*cking garbage.2020-06-0459 min

The JooseMatilda - ALLLLLL the impressionsListen to Gina Jestadt talk shit (and love) about one of her fave movies as a kid – MATILDA! Gina hilariously recaps this terrible, yet spectacularly adorable movie! For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it!Matilda is the most unrealistic movie of all time. This episode is basically just Gina doing impressions of every single character… she doesn’t know if she should be apologizing for these impressions or asking you to thank her in advance for them.Whether you have seen the movie or not, you will l...2020-05-2545 min

The JooseBeethoven's 2nd - Beethoven is HornyListen to Gina Jestadt talk shit (and love) about one of her fave movies as a kid - Beethoven's 2nd. Gina hilariously recaps this terrible, yet spectacularly adorable movie. This podcast is explicit - just look at the title! For all you fellow potty-mouths out there, you are going to bust a gut and love it!Beethoven is one horny bugger inthis movie - not that i remember his behaviour in the first one. Gina will take you back to 1993 in a world where the children hide puppies from their dad...2020-05-2300 min